#also the spooky bois X3

[foundfamilyeric]

Sans my beloved, he so SPOOKY

Also my own Riddler design hehehe, my baby boy x3

[naffeclipse]

I’m literally shaking after reading chapter 18, I’m not kidding! All of it shook me to the core!

I have the most intense shivers and goosebumps rn I swear!!

Get ready for more of me reacting to some of my most favorite bits from the fic~ (there are WAY more, but this would be way too long and messy if I included all of them :'p)

“The detector was right all along; there is a cryptid right on top of me.”

Moon stares at you before your words bounce back and set your face on fire.

“I mean, here!” you start, scrambling, “close in proximity—”

Oh Y/N, I love your slipups almost as much as the boys do X3

“Oh,” you breathe. “It’s not loaded.”

A beat passes in the quiet cricket song of the night.

“We know.” He doesn’t sound as mischievous as before.

It would seem you’re not the only one who’s still a bit jumpy.

They’re both so jumpy oh nooooo!!!! Sweeties!!!! :’0

The LORE!!! I still don’t know what the name Paahlott might mean, but gosh I looooove the concept of her! It’s so cool how OLD all the demons are! *Looking back at my "cave art" piece and getting a strong urge to make more stuff like it*

You know how badly I wanna draw the demon glamrocks don’t you X3 (just gotta get the time!!!)

“Can I see you?” you ask carefully. The humming against your spine stops. “I want to get an accurate depiction of you, if that’s okay?”

I LOVE how Y/N asks this, hesitating at first, but so polite and carefully!! AND THEY WANT TO DRAW THEM MORE ACCURATELY!!! SAME Y/N, SAME! XD

"Light,” they grumble.

“You’re being so freaky,” you accuse but lower the flashlight.

“Can’t help it.”

They’re so silly I love them! I’m so normal about the fact that they’re so mysterious, animal and freaky while in their true form but also in general after the reveal! Even knowing that Y/N likes it when they use their demonic powers! X3

They’re so cute omg! The way they sit in the corner, I can so easily visualize them sitting there in the low light. and how they turn away, scared, concerned and so deflated after the denied kiss!

OH MY GOD THE DENIED KISS!!!! NAFF ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! I LOVED THAT SCENE SOOOOO MUCH, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!!!!! THEY WERE SO EAGER FOR THAT KISS!!!! THE HUNGER IN THEIR FACE?!?! HELLOOOOO!!!!!!

Oh lord poor Y/N having to explain themselves with that deep blush on their face hvbasdhvsc

"Oh.” They pull back. Your hand falls through the empty space. The towering, imposing presence of their being turns icy cold. “We shouldn’t have—that wasn’t—we’re sorry.”

Meep live reaction: *Screaming into a pillow*

There it is! They’re afraid that Y/N is scared of them when they’re actually more nervous and excited than scared! It’s starting!!!

YEEEEES GRAB THEM BY THE HORNS!!! >:D

And the chest nuzzles to reassure them oh my lord!!!

“We were a bit quick, hm?” OH YES YOU WERE JKFGHADFJKGAHDFKJ

And then the little tongue flick! WILL YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELVES FOR ONE SECOND BOYS XD

“Did you just lick me?”

“We enjoy how you taste.”

BOYS!!!! Gosh I love em sdjgabfd

Ok ok, calming down from that. Man I loved that!

I love the description of Monty! HE EATS JUST BONES?!? WHAT A BADASS!!!!! Crunch crunch~

“And he has impressive claws,” you note, musing.

Moon makes a low sound, almost a scoff.

“He’ll show you those. You never have to ask.” Moon lifts a hand, shadowed by a phantom limb, and the fingers wave and clench in exaggerated flair and spookiness. In a quiet but faux-bellowing voice, Moon growls, “Look at my claws, ohhh.”

JSHAKDLFGLDFHJGDFJH I COULD VISUALIZE AND HEAR THIS SO EASILY!!

"We were too hasty.”

“We were eager but they asked for time. We can give it.”

The vivid vision of your shocked expression and hand covering their teeth plays through them. Another twitch and cringe plague their vessel.

Aaaaw boys,, please don’t worry about it too much :’) *pats them on the back*

The red sand from the desert really doesn’t wanna leave Y/N alone huh… keeps sticking to everything...

Sun pulls the curtains open with a gentle whoosh. Amber beams shoot into the room, filling it with a squint-worthy brightness. You look up to Sun as he turns back, silhouetted in the window. Before you can comment on how nice he looks, the T.V. abruptly blares out.

I’M SO MAD Y/N NEVER GOT TO TELL HIM HOW NICE HE LOOKED!!!! D’:

There’s the picture! It has come back to haunt us! Oh they knew for a long time about our little demon friend,,

Halfway through the fight with the hunters I’m crying with my face in my hands! I know they’ll be fine! But I’m soooo scared for them! Having any of them get hurt makes my soul weep and ache! Moon! his face!!! NOOOO!!! The goo dripping like blood aaaAAAA!!!

I LOVE how Moon reacted to the exorcism and how quickly it affected him, immediately turning him into a writhing feral beast. And then how quickly Y/N comes to protect him aaaaAA MY HEART!!

“Naughty,” Moon growls so harshly, you and Rowe flinch in unison.

There he is!! >:D

You cry out a warning as a silver bolt flies for Moon’s faceplate. He falls back with a mighty tear of the fabric. You stare in shock, heart in your throat, to find the bolt pinning his beloved hat to the wall of the motel.

NOOOO NOT HIS HAT!!! I wish you could have heard my loud cry as I read that fjkghdfkjg

Rip Singh knee, ouch..

In one desperate motion, you find her shoulders and shove her towards the motel wall, hard. A sharp crack echoes. Her eyes widen before she slumps. She drops to the ground, halfway on top of you.

Oh no.

I’m in awe at Y/N’s strength, and man, this moment left me speechless.

You throw yourself into his arms and he catches you, spinning around once. His grip is deathly tight.

Meep live reaction: *Breathing heavily with tears in my eyes* They’re ok!!!

“Do you want us to stay?” he rasps, so soft and quiet.

Singh’s entire expression morphs into shock, staring in disbelief.

“Yes,” you bump your forehead against his, feeling the cool sensation of demonic goo, and whisper again, “Let’s go, sweetie.”

Pale eyes flash with great fondness.

CRIES!! CRIES SO HARD!!!

That was so good! SO SOOO GOOD!!!! I cannot believe we’re already halfway through the final episode!! HOW!!?

I know I use the word love many MANY times. Please understand that I mean it every single time!

Naff, thank you so much once more for yet another wonderful chapter! I am awestruck ❤️💖💕❤️💖❤️❤️💕💕❤️💖💕❤️

AHHH MEEP I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT!!! EEEE

Ahahhaa, yesss, now that Y/N knows, all those flirts aren't gonna sail over their head anymore, including their own slip-ups hehe

I wanted a moment of Y/N reassuring the boys. They are a cryptid hunter, after all, but the cryptid boys are safe, and that's what matters. ♥

Ahhhhh, Paahlott! She is powerful, even among demonic cryptids. She's a special one. AHHH, Meep! I'd die to see a lineup of glamrock demonic cryptids from you ;-;

I'm really glad you enjoy Y/N wanting to better capture the boys in their notes! Their first impression wasn't so great pffft

YES! Y/N is used to their dear friend and is well aware of cryptid antics, but having both of those loves together in one? Mind-blowing! But Y/N does love it hehe

ALSDFJASDF YEAH THE DENIED KISS! To be fair, this is Eclipse's first romantic relationship, so there's a learning curve, but they're learning and so is Y/N. It's just a matter of time and adjusting ♥ (but they still had to get a lick in, just a little taste alsdjfasldfas

Okay, I loved writing that scene of the book explaining Monty and Moon making fun of him, like, they're so much like siblings it's painful alsdjflasfdj I'm really happy you like that part, ahhh!

Exorcism is an excruciating process for a demonic cryptid. Moon reacting like that was him restraining himself, due to the vow, but man, if this was before.... he would have done so much damage for that.

Ahhhh, Meep! Thank you so much, babe! I'm melting onto the floor, you're so sweet and I love reading your reactions to the chapter every time ♥ ♥ ♥

[randomfoxehs-belly]

So like the story of Dragon Quest 11 is like, once they find out you're the chosen one they say hey you should go see the King cuz he'll probably have some chosen one shit for you to do. And once you get to the king he's like "THE CHOSEN ONE IS EVIL ACTUALLY >=o " and throws you in the dungeon, and it's actually this super cool subversion of expectatinos moment cuz like classic dragon quest games have you getting the blessing of the king basically right away.

and anyway that's probably really easy to add the vore rewrite too x3

having it be like "hey there hasn't been a pred awoken by his coming of age ceremony in a long ass fucktime, so the king will probably want you on staff to eat bitches for him" go see the king =3 king is like >=o preds bad dungeon meeting the spikey blue haired thief boi to help you bust out and also probably have lots of sex with him in the cell first >3>

Convincing the boi to help me escape by railing him like 10 times over and also eating him a couple times so he can experience the wonders of squeezing hungry stud guts~

Since going and seeing the king was a bust =T so instead just wandering around to the various towns and seeing what's up =3

Every town he visists just has a local problem from femboy monsters causing ruckus

The horny monster sluts keep stealing the strapping young virgin townboys =o and they keep causing other general mischief Dx Simply gotta help them out~

Going and seeing the king resulted in getting thrown in jail, not fun =T Got this cute thief boy out of it though which is a plus ^^ So just wander around solving problems for various towns, seeing what's up and all that Finding out about the spooky monsterboy BBEG stuff going on the background in the meanwhile mayhaps =o Finding lore n shit >3>

a good fucking femboy slime would be a great monster mob >3> femboyifying monsters and eating them all<3 femboy goblins and kobolds, femboy harpies, femboy slimes, ect Femboyifying the tasty monster boys And eating literally every last one uwu A world of tasty monster boys plus tasty townsfolk slut snacks, and plenty of hungry adventuring studs to eat them all~

gradient scale between pure fat bottomed femboys, to twinks, to washboard ab twunks

In terms of party probably just ending up with the thiefy sneak boy to swipe loot and pick locks, and a white mage boy to cast heal magic. Keep them both in his belly 99% of the time. Can Party Talk with his Pudge and let them out when they need to do something external but for the most part providing internal passive buffs and boons.

for this mind track I am thinking of this boy, pretty much

a combination of those two pics basically proto DQ2 Cousin foxeh, with the fucking beer belly~ I like the clothes he looks so dapper hehe

this game: starts with the main character and his childhood friend doing their villages coming of age ceremony

my brain: but what if 👀

[wolftails-funkin-arts]

I have a weird addiction-

[creativefandomminds]

Here lies the poor unfortunate soul- "I'm not gone..." that now rests in the ground, a tragic death- "I'm not dead..." He was taken too quickly from us- "I'M NOT DEAD!!! I'm still here!!" -------------------------- I'm ready for this spooky month! X3 Decided to draw my sweet boi Bellomy, well, once sweet boi but I drew him looking like this. XD I had fun draw him in his Omniverse design and it was nice to make something simple but also detailed as well. This helped me relax a little from work and to help me get into the draw feel again. Work is a little hard and tiring on me but I will do what I can. :) -------------------------- Hope you guys like it, I have another Halloween drawing to do and a fanfic I'm posting on Halloween. ;3

Here’s also a png of the drawing without the background, I may make this in a sticker someday. :3 Enjoy and Happy Wednesday! <3 Art, Bellomy@Mine Ben 10, Ectonurite species@Man of Action, Cartoon Network

[crystalas]

It’s only a matter of time

Okay I’m on here mainly for the fanfics so here goes...hope you like angst and stuff X3 bring a cup of tea its a long one! 

The story: MK and Red Son wake up trapped by Macaque who has plans for them and he isn’t going to take no for an answer. 

Chapter one: the nightmare begins

Monkie Kid woke up with a grown, he felt stiff and cold, his back and neck aches horribly which wasn’t surprising as he found himself waking up on a stone floor.

Wait. Why was he sleeping on a stone floor?

That thought got his brain firing on all cylinders as he sat up quickly, which made the chains on his wrists clank and jangle. He looked down at them adding them to the list of ‘what the heck was going on?’ MK surveyed his surroundings and saw he was in a stone-grey cell with no windows, one jail door, a bucket to which he could guess the reason that was there for…

And an unconscious Red Son who was also chained to the wall.

Oh, he had soooooo many questions.

Red Son shifted with a groan and sat up rubbing his head, as he groggily took in the sparse jail cell he looked down at his chains and then he caught sight of MK.

“NOODLE BOY!!!??” he screamed. “What is the meaning of this?!”

“I was going to ask you the same thing!” MK shouted back. “Is this one of your schemes?”

“Oh yes Noodle Boy my brilliant diabolical plan was to chain myself up in a cell with you, you saw through it so perfectly!” Red Son declared slowly clapping his hands, “All my hard work has come undone by your brilliant wit and clever thinking!”

“Ok sorry you can rein back the sarcasm now!” MK growled, he got to his feet and yanked on the chains testing their strength. They didn’t seem magical or anything special, as far as he could see they were just normal chains.

“Well, whoever did capture us are morons, I can tell you that much” Red Son exclaimed as he got to his feet, MK turned to look at him.

“What makes you say that?” he asked and Red Son just stared him in the eye as his hands erupted into flames, the metal bands on his wrists glowed cherry red then white hot before melting off and hitting the floor with a sizzling thud.

“Because only a fool would try and chain me up without heat proofing my restraints first” he answered and began to walk towards the door to inspect it. MK checked his ear more out of habit and found to his surprise that his staff was right where he left it last, he pulled it out and regarded his chains for a second. He remembered how Monkey King had been able to break Spider Queen’s webs by simply tapping them with the staff so he tried that. He tapped the chains with a little force and with a ringing clang the both chains fell apart the individual links clanking to his feet. He walked over to the cell door where Red Son was kneeling looking at the lock with a keen eye.

“Hey I can try and open it if you want?” MK offered but Red Son just gave it a push and it opened without so much as a creak.

“Wait it wasn’t even locked?” he asked dumfounded.

“I stand by my statement; our kidnappers are morons…” Red Son muttered.

“Yeah, I mean they didn’t even try and take the staff” MK said as they left the cell to find themselves in a dark hallway. Red Son lit a flame in his palm and began walking, MK not wanted to be left in the spooky dark dungeon without a light source followed.

“To be fair even if they had thought to, they would have struggled to do so. What with the whole ‘only those deemed worthy thing’ unless they had MY gauntlet of course!” Red Son declared proudly.

They walk the corridors silently for a while, it unnerved the two how quiet and dark this place was even as they walk by windows there wasn’t even the glimmer of stars or moonlight. There were no city sounds or wildlife noises or anything that could help them figure out if they in an urban or rural area.

“So… um do you remember anything before waking up here?” MK asked desperate to get rid of the unsettling silence.

“I remember being in my work shop, I was tinkering with the truck when I heard my mother call me…then…” Red Son stopped walking as if to try and collect his thoughts. “Something grabbed me from behind. You?”

“I remember being on a delivery run, the address was this little run-down apartment. Then yeah something grabbed me as well when the door opened.” MK answered, the silence returned as they continued to wander. They came to a door that opened up to reveal a large dojo training floor, they looked around as they walked through keeping an eye out for any movement.

“Why do you think they kidnapped us?” MK wondered as he looked at the wooden weapons that were on a stand nearby.

“Besides the obvious? I mean you are the Monkie Kid” Red Son muttered “My guess is that someone thought they could force a marriage out of me” this got a tsk of amusement out of Red Son and a look of bemusement from MK.

“Marriage??!”

“Yes, it is demon custom to capture your intended betrothed as a way of showing your strength and cunning. A stupid tradition that should have died out over a century ago in my opinion but there are still plenty demons out there that like to cling to the old ways.” Red Son explained they left the dojo floor and carried on inspecting the other rooms as they did. There looked to a shrine room, bedrooms, maybe a kitchen but it was as sparce as their cell was. There was nothing that gave them any indication on who took them or why.

“Sounds like you’ve had your experience with that sort of thing…” MK ventured; Red Son scoffed.

“When my father the Demon Bull King was first imprisoned by you-know-who, I was next in line to be head of the family however I was too young so my mother ruled in my stead… the amount of times demons thought they could take me so they could claim the title was beyond annoying. Ever wonder why I know teleporting magic?” Red Son explained looking back at MK.

“So why don’t you use it now?”

“To put it in a way your simple mortal mind could comprehend I need to know the location of my destination and the pathway to it, I can’t just ‘whoosh’ my way out of sealed room I need a window or an air vent or something…” Red Son said as he opened another window and gave an irritated growl as it only opened to empty darkness. “And I’m not leaping into that until I know what’s out there!”

MK gripped his staff tighter and he could feel his instincts tingle, Red Son also seemed to feel something because he could see his fists clench and he began to walk faster to the door. He opened it wide and found…

“What the hell??!” MK cried out.

The entire dojo was in a cave, Red Son lifted the fire ball above his head and made it grow larger the light illuminated the cave as far as they could see which wasn’t very far to begin with. The cave was barely large enough to house the dojo they had been in, MK used his staff to pole vault up to the roof tops making sure to stay in the light, using his golden sight he looked around getting more desperate as claustrophobia began to set in.

“I don’t see any tunnels!” he called from on top of the roof tiles “I don’t see anything that looks like a way out, not even inside the dojo!”

“Then how do we get out of here?” Red Son shouted back.

“Easy, you don’t!” a voice declared and they spun around to see a dark furred monkey being standing there as if he had been there from the start.

“Macaque?!” MK spluttered.

“Uncle Mango?” Red Son squeaked at the same time, they both turned to look at each other.

“You know him?” they both asked in unison.

“It’s cute you remember that name Red” Macaque chuckled “Kinda makes me feel bad about what’s ahead…”

“What do you want this time Macaque?!” MK snarled feeling a little safer from his high vantage point, Macaque looked up at him with a smirk.

“Why to carry on with our training of course. My little student” he grinned.

“I was never your student!” MK growled getting ready for a fight but Red Son seemed to beat him to the punch as he strode up to Macaque his hair angrily aflame.

“I demand you release us from this…place!” he shouted “Where are we?”

“This is my dojo, and only I can travel to and from it unless you know shadow magic of course” he sniggered, Red Son growled and his fists began to burn with fire.

“Release us now or I will make you!” he roared.

MK felt a chill down his spine as this conversation went on, something was wrong, something was very, very wrong here. Macaque was too at ease with Red Son and MK both armed and angry at him, then it hit him like an ice block to the gut.

Only a fool would try and bind Red Son without fire proofing it first.

Only a fool would leave MK with his staff.

Only a fool would leave the cell door unlocked and let their prisoners just wander around on their own.

Macaque was a lot of things but he wasn’t a fool.

“Red Son hold on something isn’t right here!” MK said but Red Son wasn’t listening as he was already pouncing to attack, fire blasting as he leapt forward to land a hit…

MK watched in horror as gold bands on his arms, legs and around his neck began to glow and magic began to pulse over his body; Red Son dropped to the floor screaming in pain clutching his neck as he tried to claw the band off of him. Macaque step over the convulsing demon and looked up at MK who took a step back.

“Aw don’t worry bud; I didn’t leave you out” he smiled and muttered something. MK’s head was suddenly gripped in what felt like a hydraulic press, he clutched at his head in pain and his fingers found something under his bandana something made of metal and it was pressing into his skull with all the weight of an elephant. He staggered around trying to get whatever was on his head off but the pain only seems to getting worse with every passing moment. In his stumbling he lost his footing and fell to the floor with a painful thud but that was nothing compared to whatever was trying to crack his skull open. He screamed and gasped as the agony was knocking the air of out him and he just couldn’t breathe!

The pain was suddenly gone, but all MK could do was lie there shaking from the shock and taking huge gulps of air as he suddenly remembered how his lungs worked. He opened his eyes blearily and saw Macaque standing there waiting politely for the boys to regain some composure. MK grabbed his staff and used to it prop himself up.

“Here’s how things are going to go” he declared as Red Son got to his knees snarling at him with rage. “I am the master you are my students. You will obey my instructions to the letter, I say jump you say how high that kind of thing. If you try to escape, or defy me, or attack me, or basically do anything I don’t like…” Macaque trailed off as he muttered again. The agonising pain returned in a crashing wave that sent both boys to the floor.

“Well…you get the idea”

“How did you get these accused bands?” Red Son demanded.

“Did I say you can ask questions?” Macaque inquire and Red Son gave a staggered groan as the band glowed once more. “No, I didn’t. Now up you get my little students” both boys glared at him defiantly.

“Stubborn, aren’t you?” Macaque laughed “Well this just make it that more fun for me”

MK and Red Son cried out as pain rippled through them again.

“Please. Get up”

MK staggered to his feet and the pain stopped, he glanced at Red Son who was also getting to his feet.

“Good boys” Macaque said calmly and began to walk back into the dojo. “Please. Follow.”

“How dare he bark orders at me!” Red Son muttered under his breath “When my father finds out about this, he’s going to smash that sub human into a pulp!” only for him to drop to the floor again with a strained groan, MK ran to his side to help him back to his feet.

“Until we get these things off of us, we better play along, ok? We’re only hurting ourselves” MK whispered to him.

“I didn’t say you could talk” Macaque demanded looking back on the two, they flinched as they now knew what was coming and was made right as the bands once again activated, causing both of them to fall to their knees.

“Please. Follow” was all Macaque said after that. Every attempt to get away or attack or even just to talk to one another resulted in them lurching to the floor as they received punishment. Macaque would just stop and wait for them to get to their feet before barking the same order at them. They soon stopped trying anything and just followed quietly behind Macaque as they lead the back to the cell, they had started in. Inside the cell was two of Macaque’s shadow clones each holding a folded bundle of clothes.

“Please. Get dressed” Macaque exclaimed, both boys looked at him wanting to say something about what the hell was going on or how they were not getting undressed in front of each other but Macaque just smiled and tilted his head as if to say ‘wanna try it?’

MK sighed and grabbed the first bundle and Red Son with a frustrated growl did the same with the second. MK just let his clothes drop as he took them off Red Son however took great care to fold his up and put them in the corner. They found with a sickening feeling in their stomach that the clothes they had to wear looked similar to what Macaque was wearing but simplified. Red leggings with tawny yellow robes and a brown belt sash.

The shadow clones took their old clothes and held them for a second, as Macaque looked at his students in their new attire.

“Now boys I don’t think those fit your new outfits, hand them over” he demanded, MK felt his hand go to his bandana as Red Son gripped what looked like a beaded necklace with a horned pendant.

“This is my family insignia I am not taking it off!” Red Son growled but saw the look in Macaque’s eyes and flinched before looking sadly at the pendant before taking it off and handing it over. MK took his bandana off as well and threw it at the shadow clone in disgust. As they did their clothes ignited into purple and black flames and vanished into ash, Red Son gave a horrified gasp.

“That pendant was handed down through the generations of the Demon Bull Family!” he screamed “How dare you just destroy it for your little power tr…” he couldn’t even finish his rant as he fell to the floor once more gasping and writhing as magic ripple over his body.

“Red, the sooner you learn to do as I say the less time, you’re gonna spend like this” Macaque sighed as he knelt down to pet Red Son on the head. “I was commissioned specifically to train you two up, and that’s what I’m going to do.”

“Why?” MK blurted out but winced back as Macaque stood up to look at him sternly. He looked at MK for a moment before giving that horrible smirk again.

“Why indeed?” he said simply “Now I want you boys to get settled in, I’ll be bringing supper shortly.” And with that he and his clones left as Red Son laid there trembling as he recovered. They remained frozen in place until they heard the sound of the hallway door closing, once they heard that click MK rushed over to Red Son who was struggling to move.

“What did he mean he was ‘commissioned’ to do this?” MK asked as he helped Red Son to sit up.

“It means Noodle boy that there is someone else in on this!” he whispered, “Someone powerful or high up because they somehow got a hold on Guanyin’s binds!” he pulled down his collar to show nestled around his neck was a gold band, he also showed MK the same kind of bands on his wrists.

“They also managed to get Monkey King’s Skillet!” Red Son said sadly pointing at his head and for the first time MK actually tried to feel for the cause of his pain, as he felt the metal band dread ran through him as he remembered Monkey King telling him how torturous it was to have on and how he hated every second he wore it.

“How do we get them off?” MK whispered back trying his best not to panic.

“We don’t” Red Son said coldly “Only the one who placed it or something with stronger magic can remove them, so our first priority is to get out of here and find my parents or … ugh Monkey King they would have a good idea how to do it.”

MK started to pace the cell trying to suppress the rising urge to freak out and panic.

“So, what now? We’re trapped?” he asked.

“We need to remain calm” Red Son said quietly.

“How? We’re trapped in a dojo that in this shadow realm cave thing, Macaque has magical shock collars on us, we both have our powers but we are still helpless!” MK babbled “Oh god Pigsy is probably freaking out; he must be worried sick…they all must be worried sick…”

“Which means they will start looking, my mother is a wind master which means she can scry the winds.” Red Son said quietly, MK spun around to demand how the hell the most anger management challenged person he has ever met can be so calm in this situation when he saw that Red Son was clenching his hands so tightly his knuckles were white.

Red Son is freaking out just as badly as I am, MK thought he’s just better at hiding it.

“What…what’s scry mean?” he asked.

“It means anything the wind touches mother can see. I seriously doubt Macaque even with his shadow magic could have taken us without a breeze catching something, not to mention he took me in my own home which has security cameras in my work shop. Someone will notice and will find something that will lead them here!” Red Son stated slowly “It’s only a matter of time, we just need to stick it out. ‘Play along’ as you said.”

MK sat down next to Red Son taking deep breaths as he tried to calm himself down.

“You’re right.”

“I know…”

“What do you think he has planned for us?”

“I don’t know…Uncle Mango was never this…twisted when I was a child.” Red Son muttered, “Or maybe he was just better at hiding it. Or I never noticed…”

“Uncle Mango?”

“Oh, nothing blood related, same way Monkey King is considered my uncle it’s more of a god father thing you humans do”

The cell fell to silence as MK ran out of energy to talk and Red Son didn’t feel like answering more questions. They both just stewed in their own thoughts on their new predicament.

[enigmaticxbee]

✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️ Fight the Future

I mean, it’s the MOVIE - but, the one where... Mulder and Scully’s kiss is interrupted by a bee and Mulder goes all the way to Antarctica to rescue Scully.

Best: I can’t even describe how much I love this movie. It came out when I was 13 and had just discovered The X-Files. That hallway scene is... open up my heart and you will find Mulder and Scully in that hallway. The banter, the action, the empty road at dusk vibes, the Scuuullllaaaaayy in the corn field, the melodramatic romanticism of two repressed idiots finally telling and showing each other how they feel after 5 years only to be interrupted by a BEE, the grand gesture of all grand gestures of an Antarctic rescue, the huge epic movie-sized scale of it all.

Worst: Just ignore all the plot holes and this movie is perfect. It’s perfect ok?!

✔️ Flashlights

❌ Woods

❌ Slideshow

✔️ Autopsy

✔️ Evidence Disappears

❌ Scully Misses It

❌ Mulder Ditch

✔️ Sunflower Seeds

❌ Voiceover

✔️ Catch Phrase (TNO - Well-Manicured Man)

✔️ Scully is a (Medical) Doctor

✔️ Mulder is Spooky

✔️ Scuuullllaaaaayy! Muullllderrrr! (We’ve reached the pinnacle: the cornfield 🙌)

❌ Fox/Dana

✔️ Inappropriate Touching (that I am here for)

❌ Casual Scully

✔️ Casual Mulder

❌ Trench Coats

❌ Bad Tie Watch

❌ Glasses Watch

✔️ Taking! It! Personally!: Scully & Mulder

50 States: Texas x3, Maryland x11, DC x50 & Antarctica (35/50)

Investigate: Together & Apart

Solve Rate: 58%

❌ Bechdel Test: There 57 cast listed on imdb and THREE are women. Scully and Blythe Danner’s FBI agent do speak at the hearing but she’s only named in the credits.

MSR: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

Goriness: 👽👽👽

Creepiness: 👽👽

Humor: 👽👽

Rewatch Thoughts:

Opening (Mulder and Scully) scene: brilliant character introduction, gets you up to speed so quickly - she’s the rule-follower/he’s the maverick, the X-Files are closed blah blah blah - combined with cute, flirty banter. The panic face joke is amazing because we’ve seen that panic face and it’s such a good dig at DD’s deadpan acting. Also: they both look amazing in their FBI jackets.

I know I said I wasn’t going plot-pick but... was that bomb just intended to blow up with everyone inside? The chances of Mulder finding it were so slim... In which case why call in a bomb threat for the building across the street at all? I feel like there were much simpler ways of covering up the deaths of the boy and firefighters!

Scully: Don’t think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen! Yaas queen!

Mulder: This is not about you, Scully. They’re doing this to me. Fuck you Mulder! They’re doing this to both of you! She’s the one getting reassigned! Honestly if I was Scully this would be the last straw.

I always forget that she told him she’s quitting after that first hearing. And that’s why he’s moping in a bar - something I don’t think we’ve ever seen him do before. And why Scully is not surprised to find him showing up drunk in the middle of the night. Although she probably wasn’t expecting him to tell her to get dressed and break into a morgue. (Love that subtle little shake of the head GA does as Scully berates herself for the hope that he’s there to persuade her to stay.)

Mulder first tells the cab to go to Arlington. What’s in Arlington?! Mulder lives in Alexandria... Was this just a fuck up? Or who was he going to see in Arlington, late at night, drunk? Best case scenario: the Lone Gunmen (do we ever find out where their headquarters is located?) Worst case scenario: do we know where Diana Fowley lives? (Credit to the X-Files Diaries podcast for bringing this very important issue to my attention.)

There are certain lines in this movie that should not be memorable but (maybe because I have watched this movie SO many times) the cadence and rhythm of them are iconic to me. Examples include: Firefighter at the beginning: What about my men?! What about my men?! Kid on a bike: Cuz ya’ll look like door to door salesmen. Also: Going that way. Duh duh duh duh. Iconic.

Why is Mulder suddenly back on the extraterrestrial train? I don’t think they set that up well enough at the end of season 5 after a whole season of disillusionment. I certainly understand his renewed belief after Antarctica, but why is he so quick to jump on the extraterrestrial virus idea based on Kurtzweil? Or is a virus an easier gateway back to believing?

The imagery and vibes of the whole bee dome scene is impeccable. And the chase through the corn fields? Mulder screaming for Scully over and over as they run though a corn field chased by helicopters is one of my favorite things ever captured on film. Hilarious and magnificent.

Perfect Mulder and Scully hair in this movie. Mulder’s is at just the right floppy, tousled length. Scully has her classic bob. Not too short like they both get in season 6 and 7. In fact their whole look in that hallway scene - Scully’s pantsuit tied at the waist, with the white collar; Mulder’s dark grey tshirt - is my mental ideal image of them.

Mulder: But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it’s been sometimes, your goddammed strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over! You’ve kept me honest... you’ve made me a whole person. I owe you everything... Scully, and you owe me nothing. There’s essays worth of material to unpack in this scene, and in this speech. So I will just say that it’s significant to me that he says you’ve made me a whole person. Not make but made - by knowing her, working with her, loving her, he has been transformed. As romantic as it to think of a couple as two halves of a whole, incomplete without the other, it’s also incredibly codependent and fucked up. I prefer to think of how they have been changed by each other, become more truly themselves, more complete people because of each other.

Scully’s face journey in this entire scene is... Hats off GA. Especially that moment when she realizes Mulder is going to kiss her.

It’s always bothered me that Mulder thinks that Scully leaving the FBI means she’s leaving him, when she’s quitting because they’re splitting them up and sending her to Utah. But on this rewatch I think she does mean she’s quitting the Quest too. Ok, headcanon time. If that bee hadn’t hitched a ride in Scully’s collar then cue the outtakes (thank you forever DD and GA!) They would have fucked immediately because they’re no longer partners and once they kissed 5 years of sexual tension would need immediate resolution. Scully would still have quit the FBI, but not the Quest. She would have gotten work as a doctor or scientist and they would have continued their work off the books. They would have saved the world. Mulder would still have dragged her cryptid hunting on the weekends.

But unfortunately in this timeline the bee did chose that moment (damn you CC for my very complicated bee feelings!) and in my favorite - and as far as I can tell unscripted - small moment Mulder says I’m sorry when she flinches away from the kiss. He apologizes for trying to kiss her! Something about that just gives me the tenderest feelings for Mulder. And when he realizes she was stung the intimacy with which he sticks his hand under her collar at the back of her neck and caresses the back of her head...

Medical Doctor Scully clinically describing her symptoms as she collapses. Amazing.

Perfect Lone Gunmen cameo.

Mulder in the parka with the stubble is just incredibly hot to me.

Snow White imagery with the glass coffin - Scully in suspended animation until Mulder awakens her. Not with a kiss unfortunately, but with a vaccine. Although he does then give her mouth to mouth. (Seems incredibly obvious to me but apparently it’s a point of discussion: she did not fake unconsciousness/needing cpr - she was just inappropriately quippy upon being revived)

Scully pulling Mulder into her lap and hugging him on that vast sea of ice. Love the imagery they’re able to get with the movie scale and budget.

I was snacking on sunflower seeds the whole movie and now my mouth hurts from all the salt 😆

Movie-Related Fanfic Recs:

I’m surprised I don’t have more FTF fics bookmarked. Let me know if you have any favorites!

The Parting Glass by @aloysiavirgata - this is a perfect ‘what if the bee didn’t choose that moment’ fic.

Consequences by Suzanne Schramm - post-movie Mulder brings up the almost kiss.

Heuvelmann’s On Track by @mashnotesofthemythopoeic - post-movie Scully is forced into becoming a Syndicate doctor. I’ve been saving this one up for after my rewatch and it’s a multi-chapter fic so I haven’t finished it yet. But based on the glowing reviews from x-philes I trust and the memorable images I’ve read so far - I’m never going to get Mulder vomiting up that alien fetus out of my head - I highly recommend.

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👥 For Cheesecake and the gang!

(Whoop! This is gonna be pretty long! OwO)

(Expect a lot of TWs at some parts- ÓwÒ")

(One thing Beta has in common with Cheesecake is that they're both trans men with similar abusive, past experiences with their parents and used to give themselves self-harm back then (since they both have bandages around both arms).)

(I think Cheesecake and MB pretty much have a lot in common. They have trouble coping with their emotions, having a hard time embracing their apperances and appreciation for themselves and committed suicide in the past but survived their attempts (which also left them with huge scars. For MB, on his neck and for Cheesecake, on his stomach). But angst aside, they're also lovable, chumby bois!!)

(He and Blue are big precious cinnamon rolls!! But also have anxiety about fitting with in other people, since Blue had a past experience with people picking on him because of how different he acts.)

(Well, one thing I know is that both Cheesecake and Pico were both in that time when they were young. But I think they're both into fidget toys and accessories (hence the chew necklace around Pico's neck)!! They're also both demiguys!! X3)

(Girlfriend and Cheesecake are just sweet, lovable beans towards each other. Same with the Spooky Bois, I think!~ ^^)

(But I think what Cheesecake really has in common with the Minus Gang is that they're neurodivergent!! >w<)

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Thoughts on Janus’ Playlist...

Some of my first-time-hearing reactions to Janus’ playlist (sorry for the rambling parts):

Black Hole Sun: It’s apparently about depression according to Genius? Like it’s kinda like yearning for the depression to be sucked into the “black hole sun”... The snake references and heaven and hell is definitely Janus. Also, it sounds old-timey like a jazz song, so that sets up the mood of the entire playlist. I don’t really get this... but this feels like a mood setter for the entire thing, unless it means something else. What do you guys think?

It Seemed the Better Way: The strings? CHILLS. Leonard Cohen’s voice reminds me of Hades in Hadestown. “Sounded like the truth, seemed the better way... but it’s not the truth today” is just his motto is what I’m seeing. And then the “I better hold my tongue, I better take my place...” part feels like resignation to me. It’s either Janus is trying to help, but that didn’t work so he resigns to become the “villain” of the light sides. It could allude to the dark sides as a whole: they are all trying to help Thomas in their ways, but because being themselves doesn’t work, they need the villain, spooky facade.

Anywhere: Ooh, I’m seeing a vintage vibe from all of this... Back to the song. “It’s a beautiful / If you’ve been lied to” is a good callback to the whole “society is built on lies” from SvS from Jay Dee. “Let this be a call to arms / At the changing of the avante garde / Nothing in this world... is beautiful.” Is Janus a pessimist? If so, he’s a good juxtaposition to Patton, the optimist. Also, the vocals remind me of like a really old timey radio, semi-haunted... my instincts say that it feels like the singer is like Harrison Bergeron (Kurt Vonnegut; do read it; it’s a good short story) trying to tell the truth about this world that people think is a good place.

Talking at the Same Time: Someone please draw Janus as like a 1920s gentleman character swaggering... wait I can. This song reminds me of “Why don’t you do right” by Jessica Rabbit on “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.” Jazz or blues? Either one. This song is really depressing? I don’t know why, but there is that feel of everything is hopeless. Pessimistic, again. “A tiny boy... made a sword from a stick and a gun from his hand” reminds me of Roman in a way? But then again, the “we bailed out all the millionaires / they’ve got the fruit / We’ve got the rind” doesn’t remind me of Roman.

all the good girls go to hell: “MY LUCIFER IS LOOONELYY”... sorry I love this song. Anyways, the lyrics really speak to Janus just because of the whole duality and Christian metaphors. Also, J is the side who would definitely “want the Devil on her team”. We love the whole duality motif. I just *chef’s kiss x3*.

Denial: OH MY GOSH THE SVS REDUX... J was denial. HE WAS DENIAL. “Just don’t shut your eyes closed / Not until I get it off my chest” is basically the blindfold metaphor that happened throughout SvS, so would this be the message he wants to send to Thomas and Patton... or maybe the entire light sides. “Have you turned a corner? / Do you think of leaving me behind?” Dark side acceptance arc? Also, “I know you’re looking for direction... I know where you wanna go / Oh I do, but do you?” is to Roman and Thomas for the callback because he knew they wanted to go “so bad.”

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Trust in Me: Of course, snek boi, I knew this could be something you’ll put in. But do we trust you? So this is his suave villainy song. This again shows how Bananaconda child operates; he wants Thomas to trust him and be selfish but excessively. That’s why balance is necessary for all of the sides!

Razzle Dazzle: *gasp* MUSICAL SONGS NOW? YASSS. Definition is “noisy, showy, and exciting activity and display designed to attract and impress,” so the whole facade of being fancy to hide the insecurities and “bad” parts. Sounds like someone we know (*cough* ROMAN *cough*). “What if your hinges all are rusting / What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting? / Razzle dazzle ‘em and they’ll never catch wise” is just a jab and a stab at Roman. Or maybe it’s him. He’s also the dramatic one. If so, we have angst arriving.

When the Chips are Down: HADESTOWN OH MY YES! STRINGS! AAAAA! Does Janus give me Fate vibes in a way? Yes, definitely. “Nobody’s righteous / Nobody’s proud / Nobody’s innocent / Now that the chips are down” Holy CRAPP. It’s the perfect response to Patton’s “Nobody’s perfect... except for Thomas, he loves his friends!” in SvS. Now that the “chips are down,” Thomas should take after himself... after all, the Fates were telling Eurydice to look after herself. Sounds like what Janus said to Thomas after the Redux.

Mandy Goes to Med School: Oh. Um. This sounds like the whole jazz/20′s theme. This song’s apparently about abortion? I’m kinda confused, so feel free to add on! But it’s quite the bop, just listening to it. Maybe the whole thought that society makes laws based on a false conception? Help.

I Put A Spell On You: Janus definitely goes to jazz clubs. “I can’t stand it ‘cause you put me down” and “I tell ya I ain’t lyin’” and “Because you’re mine” makes the whole villainesque feel. I don’t know where this was from, but this stands out to me just because it was on the “Friends on the Other Side Mashup”. 

Evil Night Together: Ominous, and then jazzy. Jay Dee’s flirting skills go to the max. This also gives the villain vibe by the lyrics referencing things that Remus would be fond about. Also, “Who’s gonna make you a hero” seems to be directed to Roman like he did in SvS. This is a very seductive song with really dark undertones about crime. Janus, that slimy snek boi is a lawful neutral to evil. 

Dont’ Tell Mama: Cabaret... a classic musical, eh? “Hush up, don’t tell mama / Shush up, don’t tell mama” goes to Janus’ power to silence people. “If you had a secret, you bet I would keep it / I would never tell on you...” Janus is definitely the one about lies and secrets, so that goes to that.

You’re a Cad: “What’s the point pretending that you could be a better man? / Just give in, since you always end up right back where you began” “You’re a rascal and a rogue, a villain and a crook” is the other sides viewing him, and “Still I tug at your line, I’m a fish on your hook” and “I should be better, but I’m worse” is hinting at some Janus angst. I think it’s going to be something about trust

As Far as I Can See: JANUS ANGST TRUCKING IN ON TO YA: “Nobody loves me / As far as I can tell.” Or even “Nobody’s listening as far as I can tell / And when I’m crying out / Nobody cries back for me.” Haha... I’m totally fine (*sobbing*). Also, the “we’re all going down / all down the staircase aboard” either hints at the Redux statement of pushing people off staircases... or maybe Virgil who went down the staircase and left the dark sides. Gosh, I thought this was gonna be a hype song by the beat, but I stand corrected.

Criminal: Oh, so the angst continues. Great. Totally great. This somehow links back to the bloopers of Thomas, as J, saying “I’m not bad; I’m just drawn that way.” This is peak sarcasm in a way, but I don’t really know. “I’ve done wrong and I wanna suffer for my sins / I’ve come to you cause I need guidance to be true / And I just don’t know where I can begin”... is this from Thomas to Janus or the other way? If it’s from Thomas, Janus is kinda mad and is using as much sass as he wants. If it’s from Janus, it’s either he’s lying or he genuinely wants a redemption arc like Virgil did... but in a not so righteous way with “And I need to be redeemed / To the one I’ve sinned against / Because he’s all I ever knew of love.” I don’t really know, but this is such a bop.

Change: “I’ve been thinking it’s just someone else’s job to care / Who am I to sympathize when no one gives a d-” and “” Wow. Janus has his similarities with Logan. He wants to be listened to the sides. I mean, there is a reason why he impersonates the light sides: to be listened without bias. “Change is a powerful thing / I feel it coming in me” foreshadows some good stuff with Janus! YES! Also, “Maybe by the time this song is done / I’ll be able / To be honest” and the rest of the lyrics just hit me like a truck? It hurts the soul in a way. Change is inevitable is the message, so would that mean Janus could have an upgrade? I mean, the change started when SvS Redux happened with him coming out and being accepted by the light sides, so maybe, maybe things will change from there in a good way.

Devil In The Details: “A house of cards / A supple heart / Is not a place to dwell”.... Patton? Oh no. “But know there’s no backing out / This is gonna be reality / You can never dream it out” is going to his reputation and relations with the sides and Thomas? He seemed to have hesitated to say his name and let his reputation down since that would change everything that he has known over the years. Would this mean the dark and light side thing will break in later episodes? Maybe. “I put the past into the ground / I saw the future as a cloud / If there’s still time to turn around / I’m going to” is a big oof. And then... “I am the first one I deceive / If I can make myself believe / The rest is easy” comes in. Is Janus lying to himself? He’s the manifestation of deceit, but is he also doing that to himself? Or it could be to Thomas. But then again...

Come Little Children: Spooky. Nice. This feels like a lullaby. “It must be this way / To weary of life and deceptions / Rest now my children...” and then “The time’s come to play / Here in my garden of shadows” make me think that Janus thinks that this life is quite... painful. I am not too sure about this, tell me what y’all think!

Into The Unknown: Oh it’s not that one. It’s the one from Over The Garden Wall (the animation if I remember it right). I don’t know why, but I saw Come Little Children and connected that to Into the Unknown as words, so that was cool. “Dancing in a swirl / Of golden memories / The loveliest lies / Of all” refers to nostalgia. This song is about nostalgia. Wait. OH WAIT. Patton’s room is all about that... so would that mean nostalgia is also part of Jay Dee too because of the mood around it that is distorted by emotions? That’s something really cool to think about. One more: “If dreams can’t come true / Then why not pretend?” I feel like this points to Virgil in a way because his dream is complete acceptance, but Janus knows V was a dark side, so maybe he’s hinting at Virgil pretending to compensate for the fact that he is a dark side.

Summary:

Janus’ aesthetic would be a 1920-40 vintage theme with jazz on the background, strings and piano used ominous effect, and being flashy and dramatic. He wants to be listened to the other sides, so he puts up different disguises (like to Pat and Lo), which includes his villain facade he put on for the past maybe 2 or 3 years. He strongly believes that society is built on lies, and like in SvS, he doesn’t want Thomas to be disadvantaged in the said society. He loves the whole duality and juxtapositions (I mean, his name is Janus for a good reason) because he embraces them both. He jabs at several sides for them faking themselves to hide their true feelings, but then again, he might also be lying to himself. He knows that change is inevitable after the whole name reveal, and we know that his acceptance arc is going to come. It could be about trust and facing the reality... just my thoughts. In other words, this playlist gave me a bunch of reasons on why Janus is a great morally gray character.

FEEL FREE TO ADD ON! I LOVE SHARING THOUGHTS! Especially with analysis, more people means more thoughts and new ideas and theories. Thank you! 

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oh boy I am just adding characters left and right to Sinthya’s au lmao XDD also shameless reference to Goku and Gohan in that first drawing lol XD

I’ve actually been meaning to add this lil bean to her au for quite a long time now, ever since the Ghost Bendy hype first started, but never really got around to it since I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do with him (or even if I should add him in the first place lol). He actually ended up being placed in a private side au with a friend first (albeit with some minor design differences), but he’s just too cute to leave there, so I’m bringing him in to Sinthya’s mainverse as well XP

Meet Spooky! Not to be confused with Boo over in ink family au, they’re two different beans! Boo is more of a cool/silvery color, while Spooky is more of a warm/waxy kind of off-white, like a candle XD I chose this color distinction between the two cuz the Ghost Bendy glitch had those two different types of colors X3 I’m still not fully sure what I wanna do with this lil fella in terms of story, especially since I’m waiting on batdr to inform some of my decisions for Sinthya’s au, but I have no self control when it comes to cute things, so Spooky’s official now XDD

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Alternative versions of Ula and their current thoughts on their respective Schrader and Atlas’

Vampire AU

My god, she’s already crushing on both of these boys. She might not exactly realize it, but she knows that they’re basically her favorite people and she wants to hold their hands every time she sees them.

She’s a bit oblivious to Schrader’s feelings but sometimes feels the negativity radiating from him. She always soothes it out with some hugs.

Reverse Vampire AU

Has a big crush on Schrader of course, we all know this.

She definitely loves hanging out with Atlas, very oblivious to how he acts around her and such. Hasn’t developed a crush on him yet, especially because she thinks the way he acts with her is just how a friend would act.

Once she “realizes”(will still be oblivious) that Atlas has a rivalry with Schrader(which he doesn’t even realize lmao), she’ll just say that they don’t have to fight over her. They can all be friends :D

Spooky AU

Lily is so much more oblivious to anything here, more than Reverse Vampire AU.

Schrader has a crush on her but she doesn’t know it, she just thinks that he’s a really protective friend. She appreciates that.

She really loves hanging out with her bestie Atlas. She realizes that she feels very funny when she’s around him. It’s a funny but nice feeling in her tummy.

Mafia AU

Schrader has a crush on Lily here and she already knows that very well.

She doesn’t really have a crush on him but really thinks he’s cute. Likes to tease the poor boy. 

Atlas...I actually haven’t written these two in Mafia AU so I need to think.

Slasher AU

Lily is just Lily.

Recognizes that Schrader has a crush on her. Hm. Cool.

She likes Schrader, he’s her first friend and is always there for her. Really enjoys his company. Maybe she has started crushing on him but doesn’t know it because she’s so...-_-

Atlas, kind of same for him. I imagine at this point they’ve already started to hang out a lot more and she also enjoys his company(Schrader is no longer bothered by him)

Pirate AU

Deeeefinitely already crushing on both of the boys.

She likes how different they are from each other. 

She is the daughter of a fearsome Pirate captain, who also happens to be just as powerful as her mother. Atlas is a half-siren with a father who makes maps. Schrader is a boy who lost some of his memories, but he’s so brave and aaah. Lily is in love with the entire idea. Her dad isn’t too happy about it X3

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Might be a long answer but I wanted to ask X3 What is your opinion about every single killer in DBD?

awe shiet~ here is the list and how I feel x3

GhostFace: I just played against him and seeing him run by all I could say ahh its the sexyman himself mmmmmm.. x3 I love Ghostface but I make a lot of them mad but they arent the only killer I make mad. x3 I leved mine on the switch up to level 6 but still havent played as him. I cant wait~ They do be sneaky which makes sense its Ghostface. I also like going up against him cause the sound of his knife swing is just (9 u^u)9 beautiful~

The Shape/Micheal Myers: big and beefy mmm those broad shoulders~ Its terrifying going up against him cause just like Ghostface kind of a small terror radius plus his theme music gives me feelings. Not all of them terrifying x3 lol anyway~....for some reason Ive ended up as the obsession more often with Micheal. Lucky me? x3

The Executioner/Pyramid Head: They nerfed his ass because it was too powerful, and only a few people still have that skin for pyramid head. Bring back his ass! (9 *O*)9 ahhhhh, but mm I like him, Ive been I think...moried by Pyramid head twice. ANd hes the only killer to have moried me at the moment. He moried me each time because I pissed off whoever was playing him x3 I kept being a ...distraction.

The Trapper: Ive played against some new trappers and recently some who played him really really well. Ive heard a little of his story and eee sounds like a daddys boy. Really looks up to his dad and it did not seem like a healthy role model whatsoever but im still working on getting story since I havent played as killer just yet. Gotta be in the right mind set. uwu But this is an alright killer its easy for me to avoid traps and usually get out of them if I have Feng as my character.

The Wraith: Ive had....a time with the wraith. Recently a lot of good players have been the wraith and its frustrating but this is a killer i do feel kind of bad for. I wish I knew how the wraith became the wraith and looking like how he do but his little backstory got me feeling bad for him. But damn his invisible ass be making me mad x3 Like theres a survivor right there but no you gotta come at me. maybe he knows something about me that the survivors dont i dont know x3

The Hillbilly: I dont know if Ive won against the hillbilly but his story makes me feel bad for him too. His parents got what was coming to them. But poor guy part of mes like cant we just show this killer some love and compassion and maybe he can be better ;7; but hes gotten me a lot x3

The Nurse: The nurse i find to actually be an easier killer to face cause she moves pretty slowly but the last one I faced downed two survivors and stood right by them waiting for me and the other person still standing to come heal them. I think we managed to heal them but I dont remember if we all escaped or if she got them again. uwu I also...feel for her backstory as well. shes been through so much emotionally and mentally...im not surprised about what happened to her but i feel it could have been avoided somehow...again I feel bad for her.

The Hag: another killer I feel bad for due to their backstory...but I do dislike going against her..and her charms.....Her fucking decoys scare the shit outta me and its a bitch and a half to unhook someone x3 but it does keep one on their toes. Ive only escaped her once every time after Ive died x3

The Doctor: This bitch...ive noticed playing against the Doctor usually results in camping....letting people bleed to death and being used as bait for other survivors. Usually the Doctors are assholes from what Ive seen most of the time anytime I go agaisnt a Doctor its a lot of the same tactics.

The Huntress: I feel for her story but i also dislike how she took care of the little girls she kidnapped. Like...why did they starve to death first of all...she knows what starvation is so yeah...anyway Ive faced Huntress many times. Always narrowly avoiding her thrown hachets. fun x3 Ive tricked her many times too even when she camped this one round I faced a few days back. (- =w=-) hehehe still fixed that last generator~  But shes pretty decent to go against. I think there was a time one tried to help me exit but.....didint do so good they kept dropping me by the door expecting me to get up but i was too injured for it. then the entity got me.

The Clown: hate him...one; he ugly. two: he nasty and not in the good way. Three: i dont like his outfit..its gross. four: i find his aesthetic awful. its displeasing to my eyes. It never described what he did to his victims but.....something about him just I really dont like. Could be the fact hes kind of like John wayne gacy but....something makes me feel...gross u.u So out of most of the killers besides the Doctor the Clown does make me uncomfortable. and I love clowns but not this clown.

The Spirit: Her story made me sad..and angry. Like oof....I dont have all the words to describe how I felt for her. But shes an interesting killer, ive faced her only a few times. I can hear her scream and it sounds so sad and painful though like part of me wants to run to her and be like ahhhhhhh ill scream with you, screamings cathartic. x3

The Deathslinger: faced him once? I dont think I lived...I was the distraction too many times in that round and probably got hooked near dying so x3 but his gun is cool glad I didnt get grabbed by it though. Apparently as it drags you in he walks to you.

The Oni: big~ I mean spooky x3 I like this guy. Ive faced him a few times. I dont know his story I dont think I’ve read it yet but I do like him. Is it true him and the spirit are related, if so thats neat but damn...is her family cursed or something like whaaa! its terrifying when he gets all powered up and charges. I saw him run down the map and I was shook!

The Demogorgon: the noises...mmmm. anyway x3 recently made one mad~ stayed near me while I died on the hook. But I do enjoy going up against it as long as its one of the open maps. those building maps like the school or hispital ;7; i hate it, i hate going against any killers in those type of maps.

The Plague: I personally dont like vomit x3 but I do like The Plague. shes pretty~ (- uwu-) I faced her in the hospital and died too but like x3 it was interesting. Ive never been vomited on before oh wait nevermind babies did that to me. but by an adult no never x3 her story is interesting but I also do sort of feel for her as well cause of it.

The Legion:  Didnt know these were teens till you mentioned it x3 I like their masks. Every time still...i played against legion again this week and it was one of the bunny skins. x3 they got me it was the first time a legion played saw me and got me. pretty nice playing against Legion though.

The Pig: Played against her once I think i dont think i got the trap on my head but i dont fully remember. uwu seeing the little puppet made me smile~

The Cannibal: I dont really care for the movie series despite not seeing it but ive seen enough clips and heard anough to know I wont like it. Facing him is a bitch and a half with his flailing. The last few times Ive played against him everyone died.

[trig-loves-clowning-around]

I wanna one just 'cause why not! Smol (like almost pocket size), a bit round like a marshmallow, geek, nerd who likes stars, drawing, spooky stuff and fluffy as well, kind of clingy and shy at first, but then alien weird, protective and loves to spoil you with tons of love and pampering, will sit you on my lap and sing to you, also like to scare people 'cuz their reactions are priceless ☆☆

(Imma do the otp someone who isn't Bozo just to try and mix it up X3)Brotp would be Francois! He's a squishy tall boy who wants to be friends with everyone. Even though he gets a little upset when you scare others sometimes once people calm down it's all cool! Otp in a world where there is no Bozo would be Antoine! The boy is really shy but is fiercely loyal and sweet, if you wanted to sing to him he would love to lay his head in your lap and just listen to you sing. He's easily startled but I wouldn't recommend scaring him, he throws a mean punch when startled. But He'll help you scare Brazor! He'll also let you ride Jackie, something that is really rare Brazor isn't even allowed to ride Jackie! Sometimes at night he'll just tell you about his future plans to own a ranch with Brazor where they'll raise Horses, Donkies, Mules, and llamas. And how he'll work with animals and Brazor can talk to people and do all the selling of the animals so he doesn't have to talk to people.

[i-also-miss-our-talks]

hc's for going to a corn maze/pumpkin patch w the bmc gang?

Omg yes! This was actually really fun to write so thank you so much for requesting this! Also I’m running on like four hours of sleep so do not judge my grammar. 

WC: 739

Warning: Swearing

Masterlist

BRO

YES



LETS DO THIS


so we’ll start with the corn maze

so you, Jeremy, Michael, Christine, Jake, Rich, and Brooke do the corn maze

Chole didn’t want to because she didn’t want to get lost

and Jenna did whatever Chloe did so she stayed back too

so anyway

there were two mazes

the regular corn maze and the haunted corn maze

Christine didn’t want to do the haunted corn maze because she had a play the next weekend and didn’t want to scream and loose her voice

therefore you, Jeremy, Michael, Brooke, and Christine went in the normal corn maze

Jake and Rich went in the haunted corn maze

spooky

anyways

we all know Michael is a tall boy

so you were all banking on him helping you guys get out if you got lost

but the stalks were like twice his height

so that plan went out the window

so y’all were left with gut feelings and trying to memorize stalks of corn

at one point, you heard a scream come from the haunted corn maze all the way on the other side of the pumpkin patch and Michael just D I E S from laughter

and you’re all like “wot?”

but then you realize

that scream

that was Jake

and now you’re all dying of laughter

but then you come to reality

and realize you’re still lost in the middle of the corn maze

shit

okay

new plan

break into two teams

you go right with Jeremy and Christine, Brooke, and Michael go left

but that was a stupid plan

because you’re still lost

and now there’s less of you

shit x2

okay so Jeremy came up with a plan where he’d hoist you up on his shoulders and you’d try to see if you could find a way out

but you’re like “no”

“why? it could work”

“Jer you have stick arms. they’d snap if you tried to lift a gallon of milk”

Jeremy is hurt but completely understands

so you two keep walking around but then you come up with an idea

“what if we do like Hansel and Gretel and put a path of rocks behind everywhere we go?”

and Jeremys just :0

cause why didn’t y’all think of that sooner?

so you two gather up rocks and start leaving a path

but then you find your rocks and realize you’ve been going around in a circle

shit x3

you both eventually just say “fuck it” and walk straight through the corn, not even bothering with following the path

y’all make your own path

even though the lady who you gave your tickets to said you can’t do that

you did it anyways

boom

now

somehow

Michael and Christine and Brooke were already out of the corn maze

and you and Jeremy were P I S S E D

like why didn’t they go back in to get you?

asses

they said they wanted to watch you struggle

but that’s fair

cause you both probably would’ve done the same thing

and then you hear Jake scream again

and you all look and see him and Rich sprinting out of the other corn maze

a zombie was chasing after them

gotta go fast

anyways

pumpkin patch time!

so the seven of you meet up with Chloe and Jenna and head over to the pumpkin patch

Jake and Rich are still a bit weary as you near the part of the patch next to the haunted maze

but y’all gotta pick some pumpkins

so they’re just gonna have to deal with it

Michael picks out one that looks like a square because its so cool and why wouldn’t he want it

Jeremy gets one of those tall and skinny ones

get it?

cause it’s like him

(im sorry ill stop)

Jake and Rich decide to carve one together

cuties

so of course they pick out the largest and heaviest one

it took both of them, you, Michael, and Jeremy to take it to the car

Christine got the second largest pumpkin

Chloe and Jenna would get the tiny ones so they don’t have to clean up as big of a mess

Brooke would probably get your average pumpkin cause she’d want really nice aesthetically pleasing photos for her Instagram.

overall it was a fun and happy day

next week y’all hit the cider mill

but those are some more head cannons ill probably never write

the end

[depressedfungus]

I was absolutely talkin about worm on a string but good god do I feel blessed to have witnessed such a boy as perfect as spooky A+ fuckin worm tho bud

Thank goodness lol. Also I realized that like spooky is basically a huge real worm on a string so I wasnt too far off X3

But omg I'm so excited for my boy to get to me. I'm gonna take so many photos of him!!

[amycastielismybaestark112]

COMBUSTING VALONSTRADE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE LOVE- by AmyCastielismybaeStark112

Meeting in a coffee shop? One of them is a hot tap and the other one a cold tap? The possibilities are endless!

Chapter 1- Introduction (13/05/2016)

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy guys! It's been a few days and I got so many positive review from the last fic I wrote that I decided to continue the Valonstrade storyline- but WITH A TWIST. Tens of people have been asking for it, and here it is! AUs- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!1!

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Chaptr 2- COFFEE SHOP AU (13/05/16)

Felix had been working that coffee machine for long time, almost all of the day in fact. He checked the clock and saw that it was five minuets to closing time- just enough time for the shop to close in time in five minutes. There was not a single soul in sight- the shop was like super empty. He worked in Starbucks and was a bit of a hipster tbh. He wore thick black glasses and a beanie over his mop of golden hair with added feathers and plaits, and he always ate off a wooden plank. So he was either a hipster or a viking. Yes, it was a good life for Felix, especially since he could work super fast thanks to his incredible cosmic powers.

It was raining much and he was glad he had brought his incredible cosmic umbrella for the walk back home. (He lived alone and without a car because he was orphan.) He pondered this with much Drama! and Angst! when he suddenly heard the door open. Sighing inside his angst-ridden head, he didn't look up as he continued to scrub the counter. Somebody who had the nerve to come in this late could wait while he finished cleaning up. It wouldn't take him long to give this loser a crappy cup of coffee and then show them the door.

"Excuse me, sir?" The voice he heard made him stop. It was soft and polite, which was weird cos the guy acted like such a cock to be arriving at this late hour. Felix looked up slowly and GASPED!!!!!! when he was met with a BEAUTIFUL SIGHT with his orbs that could see better because they were incredibly cosmic and math.

This man was soaked from head to foot, his wings glistening with water droplets that glistened. He had hair and a face, which were features that Felix looked for in a person to date. "Yes?" Felix replied stuttering a little because he was head over heels (his heels were glittery and green) for this winged man. He seemed to be nervous as well, because he was sweating a little. This might have been the rain but "I'm Lestrade. I... I've seen you here many times and wanted to get to know you." Felix gulped? "Why are you so late in coming here?" Felix asked. Lestrade shrug. "I was nervous." Felix laughed. "Oh, you didn't have to be Lestrade." His anger melted like ice on a hot day. "Hey, how about I get you a coffee?" Lestrade nodded.

"Thank you. I like tea because Britan. What do you enjoy?" "Oh, just a simple grande iced sugar-free vanilla latte with soy milk," Felix replied as he whipped them both up. (A/N- That one is my favourite- review if you agreh!) Felix took a sneaky look at Lestrade as he was making the coffee. He smirked at his cuteness and his orbs widened at his hotness. He knew this was going to be an interesting five minutes.

THAT'S THE END OF THE FIRST AU- HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!1

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Chapter 3- COLLEGE WORK PILES UP (16/05/16)

Whew- what a week I had! I'm going to act annoyed about it but not actually say what it is because I crave attention and sympathy from complete strangers. URGH BAD WEEK. WORST DAY EVER. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hope you enjoy my SECOND CHAPPER! It features song lyrics to express the feelings felt by Felix.

Work, work, work, work, work, work ~ Rihanna

Those meaningful lyrics were buzzing around Felix's head as he was cramming the night before a test. He hated studying and rarely did it because he always passed every test with at least 99.999999999999%. But this was different- it was his Incredible Math exam tomorrow and he needed to pass so he could enjoy the summer and sit on rooftops in the nighttime and have BANGIN' parties filled with Humour! with all his bestest friends. He had two tickets to see that new Victorian detective film and wanted to take his most bestest and loyal friend Jasper. He was so excited!

Because he studied so rarely (A/N- he mainly hung out at the skate park with his homies) he also spent very little time in the local library, which was where he was sat now. He looked around with much awe at all the books piled high. Bored, his orbs drifted to the corner of the room, where he saw a small boy with minature wings flopped in a chair. Because he had incredible cosmic powers, from here Felix could see that he was reading Wuthering Heights by Roald Dahl. Felix didn't know this kid. He had scruffy jeans and an oversized checkered shirt on- over a plain white t-shirt (A/N- OBSCURE BAND REFERENCE LOOK IT UP YOU HO). Felix looked down at his own clothes- black skinny jeans and a grey Van Halen t-shirt- covered by a black leather jacket (but it wasn't made from cows cos Felix is a vegantarian). Yes, Felix had more style, more friends and more cosmic abilities, but something about this kid made Felix curious. He decided to go an talk to him.

"Hello." Felix said as soon as he was just under a foot away from the shy boy. The shy boy looked up at Felix in confusion. He can’t have been much younger than Felix himself, but his small frame and wide orbs made him look young and vulnerable- especially since his wings hadn't yet grown big. "W-what do you want?" The shy boy asked shyly. Felix blinked twice, his orbs narrowing in shock. "Um... nothing. I just wanted to say hello." The boy cocked his head. "Oh." The boy went back to reading Tomb Raider. Felix flicked his blonde mane from his face and sighed. "I... haven't seen you around here much. What do you study?" The boy blinked. "Um.. Art." Felix screamed. "My friend Jasper studies that too!" The boy gulped loud. "Cullen? He gives wedgies to kids like me. He mean." "Maybe you deserved it." Felix said without thinking- his pride as a jock/emo overtook his manners and mild curiosity. The boy immediately looked Hurt! and Felix quickly went to correct himself. "I-" Before he could say anything else the boy got up. "Don't talk to me you PRICK!" He stood up and had tears in his orbs he ran away.

Felix watched after him in angst and decided not to follow- he had ruined whatever friendship he might have had with the shy Art student. Before he could go back to his studies, he noticed that the boy had left behind his library card in the kerfuffle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Felix used his powers to make it zoom into his outstretched hand. Looking up much close he saw the boy's scruffy form in the picture and smiled. Then he saw the name- Lestrade Jones.

Turning it over, he saw that his dorm room number was written on the back so decided to pay him a visit. He needed to apologise. He also knew he was taking to that film- if he said yes.

Since this is an AU I won’t finish this idea and leave it on an annoying cliffhanger. Love ya! <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Chapper 4- THE RED LIQUID THAT CIRCULATES IN THE ARTERIES AND VEINS OF HUMANS AND OTHER VERTEBRATE ANIMALS, CARRYING OXYGEN TO AND CARBON DIOXIDE FROM THE TISSUES OF THE BODY (30/05/16)

I couldn't think of a word for "blood" so I just put the google definition in haha X3 (also for the sake of this canon I'd say this is set in like 1868 or something LOL)

It was the 30th October- the day before Lestradula's birthday. He was much excited for all the presents his friends would give him! (Hopefully lots of blood and also dark clothes and black hair dye and black orbliner and black nail varnish because he was an emu.) The only problem was he had no friends because all the friends that came round for dinner were the dinner.

He decided to take a stroll in the darkness because it was totally his aesthetic- he had multiple Tumblr blogs where he reblogged pictures of matt black paint and coffins. He was walking along listening to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-xWhG4UU_Y because why nOT HATERZ and it was his favourite vampire song to jam to as he walked alone down the winding dark roads with the spooky trees and hooting owls and stuff. (A/N- some of their other stuff is better but C'MON GUYS THIS IS SUCH A VAMPIRE LESTRADE SONG AMIRITE?????????????)

He hadn't been walking for long in the moody twilight (A/N- SUBTLE REFERENCE TO OTHER VAMPIRE RELATED LITERATURE) when he saw a hooded figure walking the other way. Taking action immediately, he swept his bat-like wings over his body, effectively disappearing into the darkness that was only illuminated by a new moon but luckily an eclipse was happening so it was very darker. He waited with bated breath (but not really cos he didn't breath cos he was undead) as he heard footsteps approaching- very slowly."My early morning snack had better hurry up!" Lestradula thought to himself. "It'll be breaking dawn at this rate!"

After what felt like an eternity (he would know cos he is undead) the man finally walked past Lestradula, allowing him to jump out with swift speed and unsheath his fangs- aiming for the man's bite-able neck. Before he could sink his teeth in, however, the man turned and blocked his attack with his arm, sending him hurling away. Lestradula snarled at this new foe. "WHO DARES DEFLECT LESTRADULA??" He asked in all caps. The man pulled back his hood to reveal an attractive face and a mane of long straggly blonde hair. He had a partial beard, it was just long enough to be rather unruly but not long enough to be likened to an old man. His orbs were golden and wolfish, and he scowled at Lestradula.

"IT IS I!" Lestradula hissed. "Who is I?" The man growled back at Lestradula, allowing him to finally click- he gasped. (if he could breathe air) "You're a werewolf!" The man nodded, his luscious mane flowing in the breeze of the midnight sun. "Damn right I am." Lestradula resisted the urge to kill him by asking his name. "My name? Felix." "Urgh that is such a dog name- you may as well be called Lucky or Spot!" Felix growled again. This man was intimidating and really annoying and not at all attractive or witty! "HOW DARE YOU!" he roared, resisting the urge to kill him. Lestradula cackled. "Do you want a belly rub?!" Felix went to punch Lestradula but he was too slow because it wasn't a full moon and Lestradula pulled his arms behind his back. He went to bite his neck but lingered. "I'll do it." He ignored the fact that Felix was a werewolf and (A/N- according to my most valuable sources) smelt like wet dog and was unappetising. "But I smell like wet dog to you- that's unappetising!" Felix responded, mildly scared for his life. "Besides, you're a disgusting vampire! And your wings are ugly! I would hate to be bitten by someone like you!"

Lestrade I mean Lestradula stepped back. The sun began to rise and as the light fell on him he started to glisten like glitter from a craft kit. Felix's orbs widened as he watched this odd creature. He had lied before. This vampire wasn't ugly- he was beautiful. He sighed internally for effect. Felix decided that the only thing that was good about him was his ability to fetch sticks foolishly thrown by unsuspecting humans (he then killed them). This vampire was something new- something different.

Lestradula regarded him one last time longngly but also sadly because he was rejected before turning on his heel. "Fine," he said bitterly, making Felix wince. He started to run off to suck the blood of twenty six unsuspecting virgin maidens when SUDDENLY........... "Wait! We aren't finished here IMMORTAL ENEMY!" Felix's shout made Lestradula turn on his heels in surprise. Felix resisted the urge to kill him by asking for his number.

Whew! That got a bit intense there. Also ASDFGHJKL VAMPIRE ROMANCES ARE MY FAVOURIT THINGS! I like this pretty unknown series by some chick called Stephenie Meyer. It's so underground and original you might not have heard of it. It was copied from my other gavourite book called 50 Shades of Grey though- Stephenie stole the entire plot so when it becomes big she might get sued.

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Chapter 5- XX CHROMOSOME (10/06/16)

I swer that is the only thing i rememebr from Biology class in High School (cos I sat next to a cute boy called David D Davies and he was SO MEGA HAWT so I didn't really lurn much hahahaha This one was based off of a prompt by Voyagerisbetterthantherestoftrek2001- thanks for reading and reviewing! :3

LaStrade opened her delicate orbs and was greeted by the sun streaming in through the octogon-shaped window. Wincing at the ultraviolet light invisible to the human orb, she closed her them again, rolling onto her feminine stomach. Her wings provided shade as she begged to the tooth fairy for five more minutes. After a few more minuets of being sleep she knew she had to get up to see the kids. They were her's and Fiona's (who was the complete love of her life). They had been together for a while now!!!!!!!!! How they met would always be engraved into her memory. It was back when she was doing her topless volleyball course, before her life was changed 5eva. Smiling to herself at the memory, she thought more about the recent events in her life.

After the oldest boy, A-Man, was returned home after being stolen away by her half demon father Amelio, life had returned to relative normality. A-Man was embracing his demon powers and using them for good. He even started helping his mother Fiona with incredible cosmic based heroic activities such as killing demons and lighting barbeques. Jacey the Unruly Daughter had started high school and was as unruly as ever- getting detentions every night! And then there was Jesse James, who was thriving in middle school and dabbling in being an American outlaw/train robber. That just left LaStrade, who was a pretty cool Inspector for the police. The fact that she had awesome purple wings definitely helped. (A/N- some of you wanted pink wings but that is soooo boring LOL) Yes, she was loving life. The fact that Fiona was heavily pregnant with their latest child gave her so much happiness- she loved her family!

She heard the kids getting up for breakfast and decided it was time of her to get up as well. Opening her eyes again, she saw on the side Fiona's necklace that her Father had gifted to her before he was killed by Black Widow. Yes, she had had a hard life, what with her Mother- Grandmother Willow- being killed by her ex Amelio. (A/N- Fun fact! Amelio had an embarrassing birthmark on his neck that was shaped like a giraffe. He had gotten much ridicule for it.) Frowning in thought, LaStrade rolled over to see that Fiona was already awake and reading Alex's Adventures in Wonderland by Louise Carroll. LaStrade laughed because she was balancing the book on her gigantic stomach.

"Hey," LaStrade said lovingly, sitting up to peck her wife on the cheek. Fiona closed her book and turned to LaStrade, smiling weakly. "What's wrong?" LaStrade asked, worried. "Is it the baby?" Fiona shook her head eight times. "I had a dream about you getting killed by Amelio last night." Her eyes were filled with Angst!, which made LaStrade sad. "I came back to life though, didn't I? Your incredible cosmic powers made sure of it." Fiona looked down at her baby bump and nodded. LaStrade copied her, grinning suddenly. "Have you picked any more names yet? I don't think "Yellow Apple" is an appropriate name, my love." Fiona grinned and rolled her eyes. "Yeah, you made that quite clear, my deer." She laughed. "Do you have any ideas?" LaStrade gulped. She did have one idea, but she didn't know how Fiona would feel about it. "Well... I was thinking maybe...... Willow." "After my Mother you mean?" LaStrade nodded? "If you don't like it we can totally-" Fiona kissed her softy, tears spilling picturesquely out of her soft azure orbs. "I love it. Thank you." LaStrade laughed. "I have been loving you this whole time." Fiona nodding. "I have been loving you too." They kissed again.

AAAAAAWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I think I'm getting the hang of this? TWO OF MY REVIEWERS SAY OTHERWISE BUT OH WELL I DON'T NEED DA HATERS IM NY LIFE OKAYS?????????? hOpe you liked that one anyways, I have a few more planned and then MAYBE another proper story? WHO KNOWS I MIGHT QUIT FOR TEN YEARS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;3

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Chapter 6- LIFE UPDATE (11/07/16)

Hey guys....

Over the past ten or so years, this fan fiction series has been the best thing ever. But I just don't think I can continue it. What with all the hate from BraveLittleToaster997 and the fact that my boyfriend recently broke up with me- I can’t do it. I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE ANYMORE ALSO I LOST MY JOB AND I HATE ALL OF YOU THANKS FOR NOTHING.

MAYBE I WILL SEE ALL YOU HEATHENOUS, SLIMY WRETCHES WHEN I OPEN THE GATES OF HELL WITH MY DEMON POWERS THAT I TOTALLY HAVE. I don't hate all of you, just those who are REALLY MEAN.

Thank you those who were NICE ENOUGH TO REVIEW AND WERE LOVELY, like SwanQueen4Life827. See you all NEVER.

Kudos! :3 <3

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Chapter 7- BANNED (12/07/16)

I changed my mind. However this will be the last AU as I need time to think. Might not see you in a while.

Pernicious Of The Gray were getting pretty popular on the scene. Their hit song "Nothing but a Yellow Apple on sale" had squillions of views on YouTube and SoundCloud. The lead singer- Felix- was also big on tumblr and grindr and facebook and twitter and myspace and googleplus because of how hot he was. The bassist- Percy Jackson- had eight girfriends but his favourite was Ariel from The Little Mermaid. The keyboardist, Lestrade Jones, had a small fanbase of girls who liked how cute he was and photoshopped flower crowns onto his head for their tumblr blogs. The drummer was a girl called Amy who was kind of dating Felix in the past but they broke up and are cool now TOTALLY but he always loved her because of how hot and amazing and sexy and awesome she is because she is great and cool and totally awesome. There was also a triangle-player in the band called Black Widow but she didn't really do much it was more Amy cos Amy waas amwesone.

Felix and Amy had broken it off because Amy wanted someone better because of how cool she was which left Felic very angst-rdien and sad. You could tell because the songs he wrote were in a minor key and were much sad. Pecry tried to make him feel better by writing a song about Rainbows and water because he was obsessed with it?????????

One day Felix was tuning his guitar. It was black and had yellow lightning bolts on it and flames and also polka dots. It was the coolest guitar ever. Lestrade was playing the theme song to Sherlock on his keyboard. Percy and Black Widow and Amy weren't around because they weren't necessary for the plot. "What's up Felix?" He asked once he noticed the tears streaming down his chiseled, pale, perfect face. Felix sighed and turned away, putting his guitar on the sofa next to him. "I'm sad Amy dumped me. I thought we were great together." Lestrade sighed. He had secretly loved Felix for the past eight years but had kept it a secret so Felix would be happy with his girlfriend. Maybe now was the time to tell him? His wings ruffled in anticipation and nervousness as he considered doing it.

"Percy and Ariel are so happy together," Felix continued wistful. "The go zorbing and play golf and apparently their sex life is amazeballs." Lestrade nodding, but he secretly didn't want to hear about their sex life cos that would be gross. "Even Black Widow gets girls and boys, but she's been single for a while." His eyes lit up. "Hey! Do you think I should ask her on a date? She's cool right?" Lestrade blinked. "Well- you might ruin a good friendship." Felix sighed. "Yeah maybe, but... maybe she's been there all this time. Maybe she's been holding back because she didn't want to ruin #Famy." Lestrade gulped. "Yeah but... what if you ruin a good friendship and you could even break up the band!" Upon saying this, he realised what he was saying applied to #Valonstrade as well. The band was important- it was what bought the yellow apples and the crutons. He couldn’t risk ruining it now. Hopefully Felix and Black Widow would think the same. HOWEVER.... "I'm going to text her now. What can I lose? The band will be fine." Before Lestrade could stop him, Felix hit send.

Felix: Ayyyy bb wanna have sex w/me? We could also date? (12:56)

Black Widow: Felix! You finally noticed me! I have been loving you all this time! (12:56)

Felix: And I have been loving you too. <3 (12:57)

Felix showed Lestrade the messages, ecstasy etched on his face. (A/N- not the drug you IDOTS) Lestrade pretended to be happy. He pretended to be okay when they started dating and he pretended to be okay when Felix proposed a week later. He pretended to be okay when #Pariel and #BlackApple had a joint wedding. But he couldn't hide from the truth. He was gay for Felix. After a few months he slowly got over it and became happy for his friend. He knew that was the best thing to do. One day he met a boy and really liked him. "Hey, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. You're hot." Thus started the power couple and it lasted for many years until they both died but they died happy cos Lestrade found true love to get over his other true love Felix. (Also the band got more famous and they all were rich) THE END.

That was for all you non-Valonstrade shippers out there! I am still heavily shipping them but a different version felt necessary. I'm taking time off so I might not see you for a while. Kudos! :3 x

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