#also the kid's nicknames are so freaking cute i love this family sm

[laz-kay]

"Is everyone else's bed the size of our kitchen?" "What? No. These beds are small. Did you say yours is big?" "Uhh no! Goodnight!"

Bob's Burgers, The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas (S14: E10)

[risetherivermoon]

i like ranting about my own works, so have a bunch of little details about the universe of how to not die young, basically just some small little canon things i like (some may be written & some i might not get to adding,) (psa, some are silly & happy and some are very much not,) (another psa, there is no major spoilers in these,)

middle school James had a baby mustache that he insisted he'd grow out but he eventually shaved it off because he hated the sensory of it

Sirius and Mary used to date, but they split up when they both realized how gay they are (now theyre just very good friends)

Lily and Remus met because Lily used to be the librarian's assistant and he kept hiding in there, (he also had a shit ton of overdue books)

Remus' mom has a degree in english literature, but right now she works for tech support at an old person's home

Remus has never gone trick or treating

Regulus was a biter as a child, Sirius has a scar to prove it

Marlene tries really hard to impress Dorcas but fucks it up everytime by either tripping over her own feet or saying the wrong thing, (Dorcas thinks its cute)

Barty has eaten a bar of soap before

Evan knows Monty because he works as the secretary at his doctors office,

Barty has never met any of his grandparents because his parents never bothered introducing him,

Remus can handle any other kind of 'after fight reactions' besides the silent treatment/being ignored, it makes him severely anxious (*cough* trauma *cough*)

Barty has never watched spongebob,

alternatively, Evan was a spongebob lover as a child

Pandora once tried to see how many crayons she could stick up Evan's nose while he was sleeping, he didn't wake for like twenty minutes, the answer is 17

James absolutely loves children

Dorcas and Barty have spa nights

Regulus is observant as fuck, and knows things before people tells him all the time, it freaks people out

Regulus steals things from Sirius constantly because it's funny,

Barty almost died as a kid because he choked on a coin (he was 13)

Remus is a shit chef, he only knows boxed mac and cheese and ramen

Sirius fucking loves baking,

all of the marauders signed Sirius' arm cast with their nicknames,

James has dyslexia

and Remus has dyscalculia (hes me fr)

Remus is very expressive, like you always know what he's thinking,

Regulus burned one of his bras in a trash can after Sirius let him smoke one time

Peter ate an entire block of cheese on a dare

Mary practices her makeup on Peter

Sybil does palm readings for Peter, he's a very supportive bf

Remus bites Sirius a lot

Marlene punched a teacher in the face on accident before,

Minnie & Poppy are married <3

Barty only has Remus' number to send him the most atrocious takes he has at like three in the morning - Remus leaves him on read frequently

Sybil and Pandora are fairly good friends

Pandora and Evan had a Wii U as kids and Evan was the fucking best at Wii bowling, you have no idea, (he has his own technique, he calls it 'the Evan Method')

Pandora likes eating pomegranates and then going up to Evan and smiling at him with red stained teeth, he screams like a little girl everytime

James has always wanted a little sibling

James' parents don't know he has anxiety problems because he just stuffs it down so much

Sirius eats dandelions, for some fucking reason, he's just weird

Regulus used to have dinner alone some nights because he'd skip dinner with the family to avoid the constant loudness and bickering, sometimes he'd make something for himself, sometimes Kreacher would make something for him and sit with him

Regulus tells Sirius whenever his boobs hurt because it makes Sirius gag

James and Remus are the ultimate people pleasers

anyways, thats all, maybe ill make more, i have sm brainrot for this fic, theyre all my children

[sujus-girl]

Disclaimer: This is just something I did for fun. It’s not an official profile or anything like that.

So, last time I did a guide to the older (for me) members of NCT 2018, and this time I’m back with the younger babies! Let’s start!

PART ONE TO MY NCT GUIDE! Members born from 1994-1998

Members

Wong Yukhei (Cantonese Name)/Huang Xuxi (Mandarin Name) (Lucas)

a whole meme

tbh i thought he was gonna be cool, chic, and shy when he was first introduced, but JOKES ON ME, he’s a hyperactive idiot

a part of nct u

the biggest hypeman, his description of ten and taeyong will go down in nct history as one of the biggest memes

is obsessed with nct dream, and recently got to perform with them in Dubai, and all of us lost our minds

a fake nctzen, smh, he didn’t even know doyoung’s real name

also didn’t know that jaemin’s nickname is nana, or that his family name is na

kinda resembles minho from shinee

this idiot forgot to sing at his AUDITION for SM, so he just modeled instead and got accepted WTF

half chinese and half thai and a whole visual

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Mark Lee

korean name is lee minhyung

from canada, and didn’t tell his friends in canada he was moving to korea, so they freaked out cause they didn’t know what happened to him

is in ALL THREE UNITS RIP

the big question of the fandom is: will mark lee ever get a break, and the answer is still unknown

he’s so cute and adorable that it’s hard to believe him and lucas were born in the same year

“no one wants to be a square”

flexible boy, can do the splits and i want to know HOW

“mark is absolutely fully capable”

kinda like the unofficial leader of dream

tom and jerry with donghyuk, and it’s usually donghyuk annoying mark as mark exhibiting the most patience i’ve ever witnessed in a human being

high school rapper “SING SANG SUNG” and “TAKE IT, TAKE IT”

pls protect at all costs

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Huang RenJun

his nationality is chinese, but his ethnicity is korean

he kinda acted as chenle’s translator in the beginning tbh, it was so cute

a part of dream

is obsessed with moomin, draws him all the time and even uses him in his signature

is a whole savage, refuses to let anyone live

“once jisung becomes an adult, we’re going to go to the roof and fight in the rain while wearing suits”

chenle, when lucas said his korean wasn’t good: “it’s good! even the older brothers say your korean is better than winwin’s!”

renjun, ready to demolish his group mate: “is that even a question! anyone with ears can tell that!”

also renjun, in that same vlive: makes jabs at kun’s age when lucas joked about being old

also ALSO renjun: reminds kun and chenle that isung can’t understand or speak mandarin, so they should speak in korean instead so he doesn’t feel left out

no one lets him live down the legendary voice crack

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Lee Jeno

i honestly just think jeno is such a precious child and i adore him

a part of dream

is said to resemble super junior’s donghae

he said that he wanted to become a singer because of super junior’s sorry sorry and that made me love him even more

jeno x nana, is that still a thing? i think it’s still a thing

a really good dancer

him and jisung danced to baby don’t stop for ten’s birthday and i think that it was just a really cute gift

apparently the only one that listened to doyoung when he took them out while they were all still trainees

he is allergic to cats?? BUT HIS FAMILY HAS CATS???

probably off somewhere messing with haechan

has a very pretty smile, and he probably knows it

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Lee Donghyuck (Haechan)

in charge of bringing up member’s cringe moments and not letting his members live peacefully

especially mark, i feel like mark is his main target

a part of 127 and dream

a master of girl group dances, but also can probably cover any popular dance

tbh, a pretty decent cook, he’s not as bad as some of the other members *coughcoughMARKcoughcough*

tried to give a spoiler for go during a vlive and the rest of the 00 line DEMOLISHED him

this bitch almost set the kitchen on fire smh, him and a few other members were cooking on vlive for this competition thing, and he accidentally held a tissue a little too close to the fire and kun had to put it out

some haters were trying to come after him for something stupid, and, honestly, it was complete bs and he does not deserve this disrespect

if you got a problem with my boy, you gotta get through ME first come AT ME

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Na Jaemin

has the cutest name, and it made me melt the first time i heard it

his nickname is nana, and i joke that jeno’s part in we young is dedicated to him

in nct dream

loves nctzens very much and we love him very much back

he had a back injury, so he sat out of activities for a LONG time

like, literally, he debuted in nct dream with chewing gum, then was inactive for my first and last and we young

he rejoined the group in 2018, and made a comeback with Go, and WE WERE NOT READY

HE LITERALLY WENT FROM CHEWING GUM TO GO AND IT WAS LIKE WHAT

kind of a brat and kind of a meme, but we love him anyways

deadass shoved haechan out of his way on the 00 vlive

he took charge when making desserts with the dreamies, and, no lie, i thought it was kinda cool that he was so serious about it

HAS COUPLE BRACELETS WITH RENJUN

I’M SOFT FOR NA JAEMIN, OKAY? PLEASE GIVE HIM LOTS OF LOVE

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Zhong Chenle

a whole cutie pie, jisung would agree with me

is chinese, if the name didn’t already tell you lol

SHANGHAI, AYYYY

a part of nct dream

there are videos of him predebut in china, like frfr baby chenle, and it’s so adorable

he’s been very talented in singing ever since he was super young, and tbh, he probably has more talent in one fingernail than i have in my entire body

likes to help renjun make fun of kun #prayforkun2018

his korean isn’t perfect yet, but it has improved a lot from debut! renjun used to help translate for him, and sm even gave him this cool translating device during the dreamies nct life

part dolphin apparently, has a very highpitch laugh and i live for it

is close with lucas too, and i just think it’s so adorable when they interact cause they’re just so comfortable with each other

is adored by his members, and you should adore him too, he’s a whole cutie pie

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Park Jisung

jISunG PWARK

A WHOLE CUTIE, LOOK AT HIM

he kinda reminds me of a baby chick, is that just me? idk?

nct dream

he the baby of the babies, the youngest in nct

a really good dancer! back when sm rookies were still on mickey mouse club house, the other rookies pointed to him when super junior’s eunhyuk was looking for the best dancer

ALSO GOING TO BE A PART OF WHY NOT? THE DANCER WITH SHINEE’S TAEMIN, HIGHLIGHT’S KIKWANG, AND SUPER JUNIOR’S EUNHYUK, AND I AM READY TO SEE ALL MY PUPPIES TOGETHER

i don’t think he can cook, he just kinda stood around while the other members were cooking

mainly just ate the ingredients, he a growing boy

i think he’s like 5′10″ already, and i’m like?!?!?!?!?!!? AHHHHH???

kind of a clumsy kids, would not trust with anything delicate/expensive

should be supervised at all times tbh

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

WE FINALLY GOT THROUGH ALL THE MEMBERS! That was a trip!

Group Videos to Watch: NCT 2018 Weekly Idol (X) NCT 127 Weekly Idol (X) (X) China Line VLive (X) NCT Life In: Bangkok (X) Seoul (X) Paju (127) (X) Entertainment Retreat (Dreamies) (X) Cooking King (X) Chiang Mai (X) Osaka (127) (X) Kun X Dreamies Cooking VLive (X)

Y’all, there’s a lot of good NCT content out there, but I’m going to stop here, cause that’s hella time. Anyways! Thank you for reading this, and I hoped it help you or made you kinda laugh! Please support NCT and show all the members lots of love! Bye bye!

[o0o-chibaken-o0o]

Can you please please please recommend a story where Draco and Harry get together and raise Teddy together or Teddy brings them together? Please and thank you!😭

@dracoandredemption​ said: Can u rec anything with drarry raising the kids especially Scorpius as a toddler?

Anonymous said: do you have any drarry fics where Harry and Draco have to raise Teddy, preferably they become the main guardians but they could still share guardianship with andromeda! or any fics where Draco and Harry raise children would do as well. I just want parent Harry and Draco god dang it!

Anonymous said: Hi!!! I love your blog!! And I was wondering if you have any Fics were Draco and Harry raise teddy together?

Anonymous said: hi there!!! you’re blog is my favorite ever so thank you for blessing us with your amazing mess. I was wondering if you had some recs from drarry raising teddy and/or scorpius? I looked through your tags but I could have missed it so I really apologize f that’s the case! Again thank you sm for everything you write & share! xx

Anonymous said: do you know any drarry fics where teddy is Harry’s son? like he adopted him!

OKAY WOW I am so sorry that I’ve been too busy to make rec lists lately! My asks have really piled up, as you can see from the fact that I have SIX WHOLE ASKS of people wanting Drarry raising Teddy and/or Scorpius! Luckily, I have NINETEEN WHOLE FICS for you to read

Drarry Raising Teddy and/or Scorpius Rec List

Teddy:

The Stars Above Us by 606, create_serenity (19.5K)- It started as an innocent day out taking Teddy to visit the local observatory. Somehow it became so much more.Omigosh this fic is AMAZING because I LOVE STARS AND Draco works at a freaking Planetarium!!!! Is that not the best job Draco’s ever had??? And of course Teddy falls madly in admiration with the nice man who explains everything to him and YEAH, THIS IS A MUST READ FOR SURE!

It Was We Who Were the Cliché (But We Carried On Anyway) by ignatiustrout (31K)- When the reconciled Black sisters go on holiday together, Andromeda entrusts Draco, rather than Harry, with five year old Teddy Lupin for three weeks. Harry is convinced she made the wrong choice, and he decides the way to fix this is simply to keep turning up at the manor and refusing to leave Draco alone.You guys will absolutely adore this fic. It’s got a lot of Teddy, but also a lot of DRACO AND HARRY BEING COMPETITIVE!!!! Before they finally realize maybe it doesn’t have to be a competition after all ;) 

Against All Odds by momatu (54K)- Beauxbatons is hosting the first ever Quidditch Summer School for children from all over Europe, and Harry has promised to enroll Teddy as his birthday present. Meanwhile, Draco is stuck in his office, putting together the first ever Quidditch Summer School for children from all over Europe during, when he should be enjoying summer holidays.GUYS I love this fic so much. Yes, there’s Teddy and quidditch, but THE ROMANCE IS JUST PERFECT. It’s so sweet!!! And they’re in France! What’s not to love? 

The White Dragon by @sassy-cissa​ (20K)- Even knights in shining armour need white dragons to save them occasionally.Teddy has trouble after he moves in with Harry when Andromeda dies. Draco is his very understanding child psychologist. This fic will give you all the feels and omg it is just so lovely and moving!!

Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson (27K)- When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep.This one is adorable!! For some reason I have a thing for mute!Draco, I have no idea why. Teddy is pretty young in this one if I remember correctly!

Where Your Heart is Set by hazel_wand (13.5K)- Draco comes home from school to find that his mother has decided to rebuild their family to include Andromeda, Teddy … and Harry Potter.This one isn’t exactly Drarry raising Teddy. But it’s absolutely a family fic and the writing is so good and Teddy features a lot! And you didn’t hear it from me, but they may take teddy to the zoo together ;)

A Second Chance at First Love by taradiane (28K)- “… I just wanted you to know that you weren’t the only one who’d had a shitty existence for a time. Maybe I hated that you thought I was someone I wasn’t. Maybe … maybe I hated that I thought you were someone you weren’t, but never realised it until Voldemort gave me those glimpses of your life. Our experiences, they weren’t so different after all.”I have a real thing for Healer!Draco, especially when he’s saving my darling Teddy’s life and reconnecting with his ex-boyfriend Harry Potter ;) Also there’s Christmas! 

Scorpius:

The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by @digtheshipper (10K)- Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius’s dad might be okay, too.Okay I have a VERY soft spot for this fic because I used to work at a nursery. And this is just PERFECT and I love every word of it and HARRY AND THE OTHER TEACHERS MAKE UP NICKNAMES FOR THE PARENTS AND DRACO IS ROCK STAR, COME ON!!!!! I died of adorable fluffing cuteness.

Little Talks by @femmequixotic and @noeeon​ (11.5)- Draco’s been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he’s sure it’s just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.This isn’t exactly a raising Scorpius fic, but the adorableness of the parts with Scorp and the fact that the rest of the fic is REALLY FUCKING HOT (and sweet!) make it totally 100% worth reading (at least twice)!

Un Noël très parisien by @femmequixotic and @noeeon​ (14.5K)- When Draco crossed paths with Auror Potter at a political function in Paris, he was not expecting their former animosity to change into something rather more intriguing. But he could be certain their casual flirtation would not last more than the night, couldn't he?More adorable Scorpius from Femme and Noe! He doesn’t make his appearance until a bit later in the fic, but once he does the schmoopy cuteness will just make you clutch your heart and wish it were December already

Home Cafe by Eleana_Lee (12.5K)- An Auror mission brought Harry to the cafe where he met the two blondes who shall steal his heart, and make the place his ‘home’YO GUYS you know by now how much I love coffeeshop AUs, right? Well THIS is a coffeeshop fic WITH Scorpius hanging around at the cafe and it is ADORABLE AS FUCK. OKAY?? 

The Trials of a Malfoy Manchild by Nattish (18.5K)- Draco’s bachelor lifestyle is interrupted when Scorpius is sent to live with him in his London flat. He’s no good at being a dad, but starts to cope with advice from his son’s new schoolteacher – Harry Potter – who is, frankly, not just good with his books.Ooooh!!! This fic! Harry teaches Draco how to be a good Dad and there’s camping! And Harry being a great teacher! and Smut!

Love in Slow Motion by orphan_account (11.5K)- Harry flushed. “I’d like to do that again.”Draco threw his head back and laughed. “Would you, now?”Blinking up, Harry reached up with a shaking hand and brushed a bit of Draco’s blonde fringe away from his forehead. “Yeah. I would. Unless you’ve got someone better to get home to.”“Are you joking? Potter, this is my fifteen year old fantasy come to life. But better. So much fucking better.”Harry’s eyebrows went up. “Fifteen?”“Well, it was more post-Quidditch hate-sex. But close enough.”Another fic in which Harry is Scoprius’s teacher at a muggle school. In this one, Scorpius is a squib and he is THE MOST PRECIOUS BOY WHOM I WANT TO PROTECT WITH MY LIFE. Also featuring Wolfstar! 

The Ties that Bind by phoenix_writing (61K)- Upon Andromeda’s death, Harry and Draco are given custody of Teddy. Their lives will never be the same again.Sooo I actually haven’t gotten around to reading this one yet (*sheepish*), but I’ve seen it recced by people I trust, and I suspect I would be remiss to leave it off this list! The summary looks PERFECT. 

Teddy and Scorpius:

Muggle Beasts and Where to Find Them by ashindk (8K)- Two single fathers choose the same day to take their children on an outing.AAAH THEY MEET AT A ZOO!!! Harry and Draco are taking their respective kids on a day out at the zoo and they find each other and it’s cute and funny and sweet and FLUFFY and you’ll love it!

The Sun Will Come Out by momatu (36.5K)- Six-year-old Scorpius Malfoy needs a tutor. Several witches and wizards with the best credentials and impeccable background have been hired–then rapidly fired. Enter Harry Potter, who immediately hits it off with Scorpius. It takes a while longer for the Lord of the Manor to come around.Brilliant! I love fics in which one of them bonds with the other’s kid before Harry and Draco can begin to trust each other again (here it’s Harry and Scorpius). Scorpius is an absolutely adorable little boy in this, and teenage Teddy is REALLY SWEET and nice to his cousin and it’s fabulous. 

Like a Real Family by Queenie_Mab (11K)- Harry thought he had all he wanted in life, raising Teddy and being the parent he’s always wanted to be, until he experiences what life with a partner could be like. Now if only Draco wasn’t straight.This fic starts out with Harry, Draco, Teddy, and Scorp already being a happy family… except Harry thinks Draco’s straight (Oh, Harry.) For all you flangst lovers out there ;) 

Our Ordinary Days by lomonaaeren (9K)- Two men, both fathers of sons, meet in a bookshop, and the rest is the kind of history that doesn’t make history. I love when Harry and Draco’s kids meet and hit it off and Drarry have no choice but to hang out all the time and then KISS. Also when Harry helps Draco win custody battles ;D 

“Merlin, FINE. You Can Be Harry Potter for Halloween” by 606 (2.5K)- That one where Draco and Scorpius run into Harry Potter (rather literally) in a London convenience store and their Halloween takes an odd turn.HALLOWEEN FLUFF