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tell me about alliumduo
Hello silly. So sorry i took so long to answer your ask but like i casually fell off the face of the earth /silly
I don't know if you're asking for my opinion on their relationship or something else, but thats what im gonna say so :D
Basically, i interpret c!allium duo as queerplatonic. In my AU of the DSMP, they hung out way more and the finale never happened. Dream never broke out of prison, and Tommy continued going to therapy with Puffy. Happy ending for my boys everybody shut up and go home-
Anyway, basically as Tommy continued going to go to therapy, he also grew closer to Ranboo, and I feel like their relationship would go deeper than friendship. (Also: QPR/QPP's aren't friendship-lite!!! I think they have a much more meaning then 'friendship-lite')
I can honestly see Ranboo and Tommy bonding in ways that I don't think they can replicate with anyone else. They just have that sort of way of communicating, you know? And while everyone jokes about Ranboo having the spine of a chocolate eclair and bending over backwards for everyone, I feel like he'd give Tommy the world if he could. And Tommy vice versa.
The reason why I think they can't replicate the bond they have with anyone else is because just when the first met. THREE DAYS, into meeting Tommy, he grieved Georges house and Tommy took the blame. He defended Tommy as well, saying he wasn't selfish. I feel like they have such a deep bond that they trust one another with their lives.
I can honestly see them getting platonically married with an okay from Tubbo. IDK if I just want platonic marriage propaganda but :D
I can see them custom designing each others rings too, I feel like Ranboo would make his out of netherite and ender pearls somehow. Don't ask i feel like this ender would pick up jewelry making as a hobby.
I feel like Tommy would ask Puffy to help make his. Fucking sue me, okay i love Parental Puffy aus. He would probably make it out of gold, BUT, allium engravings on the outside for when Ranboo gave him an allium :D
Anyway. I'm so ill about them. Send me asks if you want more platonic marriage propaganda About c!allium duo I don't plan on sleeping apparently (It is 11:00 pm as i write this.)
#dsmp#c!tommy#dream smp#allium duo#c!ranboo#c!allium duo#c!alliumduo#tommyinnit#ranboo#Queerplatonic Alliumduo#QPR Allium Duo#apollos rants
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List of arosepc headcanons I have below (it is quite long) (list subject to future updates/suggestions (you can send me propaganda for your blorbo))
Ford Pines - he literally just has the vibes tbh. Crazy uncle who doesn't want anyone bc he's aromantic and obsessed with portals. also it would make billford worse.
Mable Pines - she literally picks her crushes and then stops 'liking' them in week. Do you know how many aromantic people have done this.
Hollyleaf warrior cats - fallen leaves was her qpp. Okay. The website family tree is lying to you. If Lionblaze asked her when she would get married she'd respond with "I'm already married to the warrior code."
Sonic T. Hedgehog - it's in character. Sega themsleves said he would hate settling down.... (I also think hes bi)
huey dewey louie or webby duck(tales) - at least one of them is arosepc I just can't figure out which one. Or maybe it's all of them
Della duck - cool aromantic lesbian mom. She does not need a husband or a partner she just needs her ducklings (and donald ig)
lapis lazuil - ngl I was rewatching steven universe and I just had a Feeling. Also she's one of my favorite characters, so.
Rise Leo - he's like Mabel he's doing comphet. (I think he's gay aromantic specifically and just keeps mistaking "I want to be friends with this guy/wow they're attractive" with "I want to date him") (also makes the fandom wide headcanon of aro donnie really funny. Wrong twin guys..)
C!peal and c!gem - especially empires s1. Pearl being aroace and gem being arospec but she hasn't figured that out yet (insert "I'm probably nonbinary but I have a job" image)
On that note, empires 1 fwhip has and will always be demiromantic in my mind
No idea what e2 fwhip has going on but he is somewhere on the aro spectrum. Maybe it's why he's so weird abt jimmy.
ONE Jimmy solidarity character is also arosepc I just don't know which one. But one of them is i know it in my bones.
grian and scar- they are both aros who fuck and 3rd life was world shattering platonic love.
Donatello tmnt - I haven't seen every tmnt iteration but like. ONE of them is aro and it is NOT rise donnie
Scott smajor - @/funkily suggested he was cupio and it made way too much sense
Saiki kusuo - do I even need to explain this one. It's basically canon (unless it is canon and I just missed something)
Wednesday Addams - most aromantic coded girl ever and I'm going to fight netflix for making her kiss barista boy
Shadow the Hedgehog - he's arospec. ("Im probably aromantic but i have a job and trauma")
Twilight Sparkle - if you asked her what love is she would give you the dictionary definition
Honorable mentions -
Oli theorionsound (suggested by sage thinkingabout-girls)
Whatever the fuck was going on with divorce quartet in double life specifically
Violet and lena saberwing ducktales
Also ducktales gosalyn
At least one of the powerpuff girls
Adrien agreste because (iirc) he sucks at romance and I need to escape love square hell
Mumbo jumbo
Arospec mythicalsausage
Maud Pie (I think if I finished mlp she'd be on the list)
#ren posting#Some if these headcanons I never stick to and swap out depending on what I wanna write/draw ngl#Also I'm aromantic so these are all correct and real/silly#aromantic
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Okay, story time, containing awkwardness of the closeted queer nerd variety. And the dangers of using weird passwords.
Picture this common frustration: I have been locked out of an important online account.
No, I don't remember what kind of account. It might have been an online banking account. Now I'm thinking it was probably my car insurance.
In any case. All I remember is that it was something very financially significant, and I NEEDED to get into that account, so I could pay an important bill or something, something time-sensitive.
Stress was high. I did not have very much money and did NOT want Collections to be called. I was also a very young adult.
This was back in the early 2010s at the latest. I had only lived outside of my childhood home for a year or three at most. In my outer life I was a quiet modest Mormon girl coping with living in a New Scary Liberal Place, insistent that I was definitely Not A Lesbian and had not left Utah because of being in love with my best friend, definitely not, we were just good friends.
And in my inner life I was an extremely confused repressed queer ace nonbinary person doing very whacky gay chat roleplays with my future QPP, who I was now living with at their parents' house, featuring many anime and JRPG-inspired OCs with various complicated relationships with sexuality or lack thereof, including some intersex boys who were basically sex slaves to a bunch of royal women.
What does all this have to do with getting locked out of my account?
Well, there was a moment when I called the customer help line hoping someone could get my account unlocked, and the guy on the other end asked me what my password was.
"Oh. Um." I paused for what felt like an embarrassingly long amount of time. I had a habit of using names or features of my OCs combined loosely with L337 speak to help me come up with unique but memorable passwords. "Uhhh, I'll just spell it. So it's the numeral zero. Capital W… lowercase o… m… e.. n…"
At this point my face is starting to get kind of hot.
"Number 4… m..e…" I finish in an awkward laugh.
"Okay, so just to check, it's 0, Women with a capital W, 4, me?"
"Yeah," I laugh again, realizing that the likelihood of the average person having at least one question about that password and what led to it, is pretty high actually. In my flustered state I may have even rushed to try and awkwardly explain "it's an inside joke!"
BUUut if I said that much, I hope I stopped at that point, instead of regaling this random man with even a brief summary of the story of a traumatized sex slave who was desperately afraid of being forced to please royal women in bed. (hmm I wonder if there are POSSIBLY any PARALLELS between this idea and my asexual nightmares about being forced to temple-marry a random dude… lol).
I'm not sure I DID actually stop there though because I'm the kind of socially awkward nerd who sometimes infodumps that kind of thing, like a missionary wanting everyone to hear the good news of My Amazing OCs which definitely are just quirky because I'm So Creative, they have nothing to do with my Inner Identity Crisis. Even more so back then. (I'm a TINY bit more self aware now).
I don't remember what the guy said, if anything. But I was dying inside, wondering if this random man was constructing an entire narrative in his head around this poor technologically challenged closet lesbian. I may have even said that I had "moved in with my best friend" when I gave my updated address, because this account was based in Utah rather than Washington. Which is even more incriminating.
In any case, some part of my brain was convinced he was onto me.
Because I just had to go and use a weird awkward in-joke as a password.
Luckily, he didn't ask any more questions (out loud). Maybe he forgot about it all right away. I got access to my account restored, and immediately changed my password to something safe and completely indecipherable.
But yeah, 10+ years later, me and Cal still laugh about the 0Women4me incident. Still definitely not a lesbian, but for different much more queer reasons.
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partner and I watched the david tennant around the world in 80 days:
somewhat uneven opening act, was quite a bit of emotional stuff with passeportout that wasn't introduced aaaall that well and never really gets paid off either, and could have been better with a few tweaks
however each episode then got progressively better than the last
and was really into its final thesis, which was shockingly not about romantic love, even though there was a whole big setup around it, really appreciated that (I mean, sort of about romantic love, but not romantic love as the way to fix your life/the idea that you can just sort out things by being in love -- more about letting romantic love go actually)
literally a qpp type triad between fogg, passepartout, and fix??? you're waiting for the narrative to do the inevitably split in which fix and passepartout have their romance and then there's fogg's story next to it, but that... just doesn't really happen? and fogg explicitly compares his former great romantic love to the relationship he's built with the two of them???
whole episode dedicated to honouring bass reeves, former slave turned us marshal, on whom the western genre is basically based, and I'd say it's my favourite of the episodes overall
whole episode dedicated to honouring jane digby, english former aristocrat who scandalised everyone by having a ton of lovers and eventually marrying sexy younger sheikh medjuel el mezrab in damascus
really enjoyed the fact that it was an international collaboration, and you could tell. lot of fantastic actors from all over the world, lot of joy and respect given to their presence and said world
struggled a tad with being quite as open about the truth of english colonialism as I would have wanted personally, but it does speak to it, and it is a continued thread -- could have done more, glad it did some
there's an infuriating thread of how passepartout gets treated as a black working class man, but it's intentional, if not quite as acknowledged to his face as I wished (but then there's a thing that happens at the end which speaks to a delicious reversal of roles so all is forgiven -- well passepartout forgives them way earlier on, but me on his behalf)
abigail fix is a very well-written character. she gets to be good at the things she's good at, while also containing both the ability to be angry at the limitations pushed onto her, and have her own biases as a white upperclass british woman
all in all, it's got stuff that's wobbly for sure, but a lot of things that are annoying are also intentionally so (the fact, for example, that both fogg and fix don't initially take in passepartout's perspective and move through life with that blessed british "I can do what I want" colonialist attitude)
once the puzzle is complete it's so very very satisfying to have watched
loved the final scene with all my aroace qpp-having heart
david tennant spends so much of it being just the most miserable drippy former public school boy, he's drooping, he's sad, he's hurt and...
so spoiler for one scene here but:
he gets his shirt stripped off him and flogged which was also Pretty Neat.
#actually my one real gripe - except for that first episode stuff which is kind of abrupt and never reaaally given the time it needs#is that hans zimmer did the music and so it's just not thaaat interesting most of the time -- sounds like a rehash of richie sherlock holme#type stuff which is so popular with that era but make it badass#david tennant#i like the intro graphic though!
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My BNHA Fics!
Hi guys, I'm Sammy! I have a lot of stuff, and I'm gonna have even more pretty soon! So here's a compilation of all of the stuff!
Multi-Chap WIPs
Broke Boys: QPP bkdk, 155,000 words, 16/20 chapters
A fic about Izuku and Katsuki overcoming poverty and hardship together. It's much sweeter than it sounds. Features quirkless but badass Izuku, and a struggling pro hero Katsuki.
Completed Multi-Chap
Tidal Hearts: 83,000 words, 21/21 chapters
A collab fic with @macksmilesback! It's a MerMay fic inspired by H20: Just Add Water. Features childhood sweethearts bkdk and good magic fishy-ness.
The Mysterious Resurrection of Midoriya Izuku, bkdkbk, 37,000 words, 10/10 chapters
Astronaut Bakugou has a bad time. Happy ending... eventually.
SFW Oneshots
Salvage: 6,500 works, Gen
A psuedo Venom/Bnha crossover, in which Izuku gets a Symbiote!
What Would Izuku Do?: 4,000 words, bkdk
In which Katsuki emulates Izuku after Izuku's "death," and then has a run-in with a certain member of the LoV. Villain Izuku, but also... Good Izuku. And simp Katsuki, if I'm being honest.
Joy of Being Forgotten: 11,000 words, bkdk
Demigod Katsuki and Monster(ish) Izuku. 'Nuff said. Very very happy ending.
The Dynamy Prince: 4,000 words, bkdk
Pokemon AU - Katsuki is turned into a Dynamy! Oh no!
Your Colors: 2,000 words, bkdk
A canon-compliant character study. Katsuki and Izuku talk about colors while really talking about love.
Sunlight Through Seaweed: 15,000 words, bkdk
A MerMay fic! Katsuki is an injured Great White Shark, and Leopard Shark Izuku helps him out. A personal favorite tbh.
It's Called Ultimate For a Reason: 2,000 words, bkdk
bkdk and friends play ultimate frisbee. That's it, that's the fic.
Tell Me about the Butterflies: 4,500 words, bkdk
Fantasy au bkdk go on a side quest to see some butterflies!
The Garden Scarecrow: 9,000 words, dkbk
Katsuki inherits a spooky house. Then he finds a spooky scarecrow. (This fic has two versions! The official anthology version, which can be read here, and the extended version on ao3, linked above!)
Bounty Daddies: 4,000 words, bkdkbk
Mandalorian AU. 'Nuff said. (This fic is from a free zine!)
NSFW Fics
Dead Vigilante Walking: 25,000 words, 2/2 chapters, bkdkbk
Izuku is a vigilante who is in love with his pro hero bestie.
See You Soon: 14,000 words, 1/1 chapters, bkdkbk
Katsuki is the heir to a mafia group, but he needs to get married before he can take over. Arranged marriage but also love at first sight.
Get Along: 3,000 words, 1/1 chapters, dkbk(ish)
bkdk's tension builds and builds... and finally snaps. This one is funny.
Next Year: 5,000 words, 1/1 chapters, dkbk
It's Izuku's birthday, but bkdk are stuck in the house. A sick fic + established relationship and extreme tenderness.
Rescue Me Home: 16,000 words 3/3 chapters, dkbk
Katsuki is a Nephilim who is being held captive by a church. He summons Demon Deku about it.
Waiting on the Reaper: 5,000 words, 1/1 chapters, dkbk
Katsuki is smitten with his grim reaper.
And there is so much more to come!!! Thanks for reading this far, and for supporting me! Love! Ya!
My Grocery Fund 💚🧡💚
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so the kind of relationship that @catgirlhell describes is literally my polycule, despite everyone involved being aspec to at least some extent
i am married to a good friend i met thru fandom 12+ years ago. we have an entirely nonsexual platonic marriage. we got married because we have a lot of the same life goals (house, fostering/adopting kids, etc) and we work really well as living partners, plus theyre in the medical field and i have really complicated health, plus their mom is the sort to badger about marriage and kids, plus i am estranged from my family, and u get a ton of great tax benefits from being married so we were like hell yeah why not
and its GREAT. i have Designated Family in one of my best friends whom i love with my whole heart, they get less pressure from their mom, we both benefit from the legal relationship status... ITS GREAT
and the rest of my polycule is also aspec too; my boyfriend and i do share mutual sexual and romantic interest in each other as incredibly demi folk, and my gf has a partner with a similar dynamic, but despite calling my gf "girlfriend" in casual settings, like my wife, its platonic. my other bean is also a qpp and boy did my heart flutter when they named us that because like, yeah, its a platonic relationship but it is also a statement of wanting to be in each other's lives for the long haul, thru sickness and in health, thru kids and cats and shitty roommates, thru birthday cakes picked to fit everyone's dietary needs, thru adopting rituals to soothe ur loves anxiety. its LOVE, full stop.
i have one "standard" relationship that includes mutual romantic and sexual interest. i have no want to try and chase after more, cos its so incredibly rare for me to experience that kind of attraction, but that doesnt mean the close, important, loving relationships i have with my other partners are lesser because they are platonic, nor does it mean my web of close, important, loving relationships arent a polycule cos im only fucking one of them
n e wai, qprs are valid as hell and more people should marry their best friends for tax benefits, thank u catgirlhell for taking time to research and understand, thats hella cool and you hit a clean bullseye 💜💜
I can’t get over this lmaooo
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Fantasy au moceit fluff, for the ask thing. <3<3
Thank you for the request! And sorry it took so long to fill 😅
I went with a Mushishi fusion. The simplest explanation of Mushishi is that mushi are creatures somewhat analogous to fae/faeries and tend to cause chaos when they interact with humans. So it's Japanese fantasy, but it's still fantasy!
I could go on a whole rant about how Mushishi is such a great reflection of Japanese cultural Shintoism and how Janus as a character rejects that and Patton embraces it, which is a fun juxtaposition because Janus is the mushi-shi in this story, but I won't 😇
Anyway! It's a little under 2k, CW for very mild body/eye horror (Patton temporarily gets afflicted with frog traits that affect his skin and eyes)
The steep mountain path was neither well-worn nor clearly-marked, the ground a uniform carpet of deep green pine needles dotted here and there with pinecones. Still, it was a path Janus could tread with his remaining eye closed. A few wooden signs still stood, though they were mostly grown over with moss. Janus let them be. Very few visitors came to this tiny mountain village, at least by this particular path. He was more interested in the chorus of frog croaks that grew ever louder the closer he got to the village. He thought, though it was hard to be certain, wispy and ephemeral as they were, that the mushi were increasing in density, too. This place had always been a hotbed for mushi, even without Janus' presence to draw them near. It was unusual, he reflected, to hear this many frogs this high in the mountains. The croaks were now a maddening constant, enough to make him wish that he only had one working ear, instead of one eye.
He guarded that wish carefully, in case any mushi with the power to make it come true were nearby.
He made it into the village unscathed, pausing when he realized that the croaking had stopped. For the most part. He looked around, rubbing his face against the sharp, familiar bite of the mountain wind, cooled further still by the nearby presence of a lake. Now, only one plaintive croak reached his ears. He tried not to let his heart sink, tried not to jump to conclusions, though he set off for the house where his sweetheart waited for him with an uncharacteristic urgency in his movements.
The life of a mushi-shi did not foster close relationships, and Janus had long since closed off his heart to new connections. Growing close was a one-way journey to becoming hurt, as he could never stay anywhere for long. Yet somehow, on a trip to a lonely mountain village, Patton had slipped through his defenses. They couldn’t be together, not the way they wanted, but they had promised themselves to each other. It was an easy thing for Janus to promise not to love another. The challenge had been in entrusting Patton with his heart. But he had gotten there in the end. In the absence of a proper wedding ceremony, they had simply taken a scrap of the other’s clothing as a token.
Janus didn’t bother to knock on the door when he arrived. Patton’s door was always unlocked, unbarricaded. To Janus’ dismay, the croaking did not stop upon his arrival inside, and several mushi danced in the corners where the walls met the ceiling. “Patton, love?”
“Don’t come closer!” Patton’s voice was high, tight with panic. “Just wait a second,” he added in a pleading tone. “I’m glad you’re back, but--”
“Having trouble with mushi?” Janus guessed. The singular frog croaks had stopped when Patton spoke. “Please, do keep worrying about how I’m going to react.” he tugged on the scrap of cloth tied to the straps of his woven backpack. It was old and tattered now, no longer smelled like Patton or bore the pattern it had before.
“It’s just…” Croak.
Janus considered. Whatever mushi had latched onto Patton, it was probably affecting his appearance, hence the hesitancy. “Come on, love, let me see. I’ll have you cured in no time.” He paused and thought for a moment. “Besides, it’s not like I’m a paragon of good looks, either. Maybe we’ll match for a bit.” This was only partially true in Janus’ mind. His own looks were inoffensive, but strangers tended to shy away from him, frightened by the piercing gold and slitted pupil of his remaining eye.
It was silent for a moment. Then came the shuffle-scrape of bare feet on wooden floors. Patton appeared at the end of the hall with his head angled downward. Even still, Janus could see the patches of mottled brown skin on his hands and cheeks. Frog skin. “We do match a little,” Patton said, forcing humor into his voice. He came closer and lifted his head to reveal that one of his eyes was now golden, with a horizontal pupil.
“Oh,” said Janus, careful not to tease. “That’s not so bad.” He cupped Patton’s face, gently running his thumb over a slightly damp patch of frog skin. “You’re still beautiful, love.”
“But you can cure it?” Patton asked.
“Of course.” Janus smiled a little. He hoped it was reassuring. “You’ve been poisoned by a kaeru mushi.”
“Poisoned?” Patton yelped, and a little nervous croak escaped his throat.
Janus patted his cheek. “If only you knew a deeply intelligent, highly skilled mush-shi who could take care of that for you.”
“If only,” Patton repeated, widening his eyes at Janus. The effect was somewhat dampened by his frog eye, but only somewhat. It was still enough to send a wave of fondness through Janus’ chest.
"Come on," Janus said, taking Patton by the hand. He led Patton to the kitchen and set his backpack on the ground with a light thump. The tight weave was strong, but it was beginning to get creaky with age, and Janus made a mental note to see about getting a replacement. "You can take it as a tea, although the flavor is more savory, like a soup." He opened up his backpack and began to dig through it. The paper-wrapped vials rustled and clicked beneath his fingers, and a few specimens brought back memories of his recent trip. "Here we go." He held up the vial and showed it to Patton. "It does take a while to brew. I hope you don't mind being stuck like that for a bit."
Patton extended a hand to help Janus up and pulled him into an embrace, mindful of the glass in Janus' hand. "I already feel better now that you're here."
"You know me," Janus said, nuzzling Patton's forehead. "I live to serve."
It was meant to be sarcasm, though Patton refused to take it as such. "You're so selfless," he said into Janus' chest.
"Patton, love, you are the first and only person to ever accuse me of that." It was true. Janus' bedside manner was objectively abhorrent, his patience for stupidity and stubbornness nonexistent. Most villages regarded him as a necessary evil, rather than a presence to be celebrated. He pulled away before Patton could get it into his head that Janus needed comforting. "Let's get going on the antidote, shall we?"
Patton nodded. "There's a patch of snow out back," he said. "I've been fishing, trying to make the most of it."
"Fish soup?" Janus asked, putting the pieces together.
Patton nodded. "You'll have some, won't you?" He made a point of looking Janus up and down, and even the golden frog eye did not diminish his look of somewhat paternal concern. "You work too hard."
"Again, Patton," Janus said, turning to examine the cooking pot, "you are the only person who's ever said that about me."
"I think I would know," Patton said definitively, taking Janus by the hand to lead him outside.
They held each other while they waited for the cure to steep properly, Janus wrapping his arms around Patton and holding him close. He rested his chin on Patton's shoulder and watched the mushi dance around them. He found it hard to regard them as anything other than vermin, little nuisances who made his life worse. The world was cruel and arbitrary and mushi were no more than a reflection of that, but he couldn't help but resent the situation at hand. Patton didn't deserve this.
As though reading his thoughts, Patton nuzzled Janus' cheek. "Are they here now?"
"The mushi?"
"Mm-hm."
"Yes." Janus pointed even though he knew Patton couldn't see them.
"Describe them to me?" A principle difference between the two of them: Patton treasured every living thing. He never resented the bears that sometimes stole his fish, he never resented the deer when they ate the flowers he'd worked so hard to cultivate. He cherished them. He cherished mushi, too. Even now, when the poison coursing through his body was turning him into one (though Janus had decided not to tell Patton that, thinking that there was no sense worrying him when the cure was at hand).
"They're moving around a lot," Janus said, trying to keep the bitterness out of his voice. Though he harbored no love for mushi, he loved Patton dearly. "There's one that looks like a little octopus." Patton was not very well traveled, though he had gone to the ocean once. "And a few that look like worms. They're all glowing."
"They sound so pretty," Patton said, covering Janus' hands with his own.
"I'll bring you back some candles next time I go out," Janus promised, the idea occurring to him in one lightning strike. "And some lanterns made of colored paper. You can string them up outside."
"Oh!" Patton spun around to pull Janus into a proper hug, and Janus was careful not to stare at the frog skin now slowly-advancing down his neck. "That would be lovely."
"Lanterns are better than mushi, anyway," Janus said, his resolve finally cracking a little, "because they're actually useful."
Patton only smiled and brushed a few stray strands of hair out of Janus' face.
It was around evening when Janus deemed the cure properly steeped. Patton made him sit down so they could eat together, smiling all the while, and Janus found any protest he might have melting away in the face of Patton's innocent kindness. It wasn't like the cure could hurt him, after all.
It took effect when they were washing the dishes with water Patton had carried in from a nearby stream. He stopped what he was doing and touched his face, already turning to Janus for confirmation.
Janus nodded, privately satisfied to see both of Patton's eyes back to their rich, deep brown. "Back to normal."
"Thank you, love." Abandoning the dishes, Patton pulled Janus in for a hug. His hands were wet, but Janus couldn't couldn't bring himself to mind the icy droplets that crawled down his neck.
Janus, who was incurably given to teasing, finally let himself off the leash. "Oh, don't thank me; it was for my own benefit. People would laugh if they found out I was in love with a frog-man."
"Oh, you don't mean that," Patton said. He had known Janus far too long, long enough that Janus no longer had to beat back the urge to flee like a startled animal in the face of such intimate knowing.
"You're right," he said, and he meant it.
#i had to do so much research on the Edo Period idk why i did this to myself#moceit#sanders sides#spicywrites#spicyanswer#anyway! i know i kind of threw you a curveball so i apologize if this isn't what you had in mind skdksjd#also the boys are married QPPs in this one#just to change it up a little
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Just my two cents as an aro, I love gen fic and theres never enough! But relationships that are open to interpretation as qpps, besties, or as romantic can be fun too 😌 especially if the other characters can not figure out whats going on 😆
AGREED! Sometimes you don't need a romance, and gens don't get enough love!!!!
Honestly, most of the ships I wanna do just because it's cute, I'm focusing on relationships between a community of people and well... romance can happen in the background sometimes, and also adds bits of hilarity here and there
Elesa/Skyla: Elesa pining despite dating still, getting egged on by Emmet (and now Ingo) to just PROPOSE ALREADY YOU BIDOOFUS, getting one-up'ed by Tiny the gianty birdy stealing her GF's attention, etc. Elesa trying to figure is Dawn would mind her stealing her bird. That kind of thing!
Iris/Cilan: SIBLING OWNING. Ingo and Emmet teasing her playfully, her an Cilan turning around to be either sickly cute or bickering like an old married couple, constant jokes after they start dating about if he's dating her or Ingo and Emmet because hero worship and general train-nerding (*giving her shit*"Wait, that was an option?" "....." "...I am dating you.")
Drayden/Clay: FUCKING. HILARIOUS. DADS MARRIED AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS IN OVER 30 YEARS. THEY WORK IN THE SAME LEAGUE, RUN IN THE SAME CIRCLES, HAVE SIMILAR INTERESTS, BUT NO. ONE. KNEW. HOW, FATHER?!?!?!? HOW?!?!?! Also, congrats Clay! (Ingo, Emmet, and Iris IMMEDIATELY turning on the parent/child dynamic with Clay, calling him things like 'Pappy', 'Pop-pop', 'New favorite father', etc. and Clay's just staring them down with a blank-to-unamused face but inside he's all sparkles and happiness)
Dawn/Lucas/Barry: 1000000x funnier if Lucas and Barry started dating after Dawn disappeared, now she's back and they have NO CLUE how to tell her, but then also realizing, OH NO OH FUCK they have a crush on her too! And they both think they're like. Betraying the other until they crack and just stare at each other like 😯😯Now they're like OK CAN WE WORK WITH THIS??? but OH NO WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE US! OR WORSE!!! ONLY LIKES *ONE* OF US!!! So you've got this pair of dramatic boys trying to figure out how to get their BFF into their polycule and Dawn is over here not noticing a DAMN THING.
Until they bungle it and tell her they're dating but forget to like. Ask if she ALSO wants to date them? So now she's over here crying into her Castillacone because her BFFs are dating and she's happy for them but also sad because she missed it and uhhhh oh is she jealous??? All the while Ingo is just like 'Thank the sweet dragons I'm not a teen anymore'. Emmet - 'Cheers to that!' But like, most of it happens in the background while Ingo, Emmet, and Elesa are like ???????? Are the kids okay?????? Why is Dawn texting me sad Skitty pictures??????? Why is Lucas laying down in that puddle????? Barry... Barry's as frantic as usual but it adds up!
Irida and Adaman is funny in that it explains EVERYTHING about Barry in one fell swoop. And Dawn's over here like 'Man, it really was all just courting rituals!' Ingo - 'Let's not go there please'
And really, do I have to explain why the one-sided Melli/Ingo is hilarious in this context?
And if we add in the Pokemon (I'M GETTING TO GALVANTULA AND GLISCOR) it's even worse-slash-better. You've got Lady Sneasler polycule-ing it up with Excadrill and Chandelure in a weird way that works for them while ALSO winning with her horde of Weavile-himbos. And Archeops/Tiny because BIIIIIRDS and boy is Emmet not ready for THAT ONE. Willow and one of the twins Klinklang, forever destroying Dawn's peace because she DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW! CALL HER A DAYCARE LADY CUZ IT DON'T MAKE SENSE! The oddity that is Cress and his Basculin/Quilfish combo...
Pokemon breeding is SO FUNNY when you add in trainers that are utterly baffled.
(And it's so funny because neither Ingo or Emmet even NOTICE. GLISCOR IS SO WHIPPED FOR GALVANTULA AND LADY SNEASLER IS CO-MOM-ING ALREADY AND TINY AND ARCHEOPS ARE MAKING EYES BUT THEY HAVE NO CLUE)
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HI ME AGAIN...can you tell me more about your beloved oc? I have one too named Aéros,he is an SB oc that has 4 arms and an Kabuki fox mask and i love him to bits.
And i really wanna to know more about your oc?
AHFFCHHG YEA NOVEL INCOMING
ok so Robyn is a reeeally cranky mf, he does not get along with others, he is bossy and wants to be in charge and will always choose fight over flight
He's aggressive and mean and quick to hit first but he's also in a toxic af home & pushes people away, I am an absolute sucker for charas that are introduced as cold and cruel and over time open up to be sweet and caring and that's exactly what happens when he moves out of his dads' place and in with his cousin Tekla
He meets his best friend Zaina and his bf Salem after switching schools and towns!! Tekla introduces him to polyamory bc she has a gf and bf and a couple years later him and Salem get with Coyote, an errand boy that used to work alongside him for his dads tech company before moving!
He also gets a service bird, a sulphur crested cuckatoo he later ends up naming Majesty, she had a previous owner that died but they never found out her name so he just called her sweet nicknames and Majesty stuck. He later volunteers and eventually starts working at a bird rescue sanctuary, which takes in birds that can't survive or live out their lives as normal in the wild, and keeps them happy and healthy here until their passing. Before moving from volunteer to employee, he works as Tekla's employee at a candy shop!
alsoalso, his ex-dads aren't actually married or dating, they're kinda more like qpp's? but they wouldn't understand the term? they find 0 romantic interest in each other but are totally fine adopting a kid together & living together basically!! but unfortunately they stink, one much more than the other
anyway LOL Robyn goes from never wanting to be seen to wanting to be in the spotlight! He joins drama, band, goes to therapy, finds friends, and play fights more than actually fighting :>
The main thing he did before was work on gadgets! He doesn't have the same easy access to parts living with Tekla compared to his parents so he can't do it as often but I think he would (reluctantly) frequent dumps and dumpster dive now lol
He made 2 lil animal like machines with AI, one he named Sulphinx that has a serpent body and a head likeee I guess the closed species protogen? They float with fans!! The second one he named Amber, designed after a large female scorpion! Sulphinx has a voice box while Amber does not
Also I just wanna say this boy is completely insane
he will jump off a roof at the drop of a hat if he thinks he can prove the fall won't kill him. he has ZERO self preservation and is a massive showoff down the line. He will bite your fingers clean off, and will not hesitate to knock you right out if you say something he finds distateful
Throughout everything though he remains argumentative, competitive, aggressive (though more playfully after the move), tough to talk to, and either brave or a fuckin idiot (even he doesn't know which)
He is a complete mess and goes through a ton of changes, there's so much I could talk about and so much trauma I could dump on y'all but I think this is more than enough LMFAOOOO
anyway here's my boyyyy tysm for the interest in him aisgfufhv I honestly think he's my favourite,,, I've literally been thinking about him every single day now for a year AT LEAST
its bananas bro
#casts#NOVEL SORRY LMFAO#i cant shut up about him when i start its impossible#ill throw some more lil facts in here just bc i can#HES A TRANS DEMIBOY!!!#he/they behaviour#he also has two metal over his arms that can expand into huge metal hands or extend to reach muchhh further#he also made himself a chansaw wolf mask that clamps over his head#the chainsaw is the jaw part >:)#sulphinx also started out as a whip weapon project before he switched it over to a much more wholesome lil companion lol#also hes a knife guy#he loves knives#he has a huge collection#if he bleeds on it it makes it his#he cannot stop rearanging the furniture and is repulsed by dirt#if you dont wash your hands get the fuck away from him#hes homoromantic graysexual and possibly alterous? for the most part feels romantic feelings#BUT might fade into something like a soulmate that he doesnt wanna kiss every now & then if that makes sense???#its hard to explain LMAO but i poured a lotta myself into him and these kinda feelings might be one of them#not sure if i wanna make him alterous with leading romance or entirely romantic just yet#also he hates dogs cats and fish but finds a love for birds after getting Majesty#alsoalso he is BRUTALLY honest and has no filter#he will literally say whatever whenever#he cannot read the room if his life depended on it#and he shakes his hands as a happy stim adjfhdhcj#i literally would murder for him oh my god#my ocs#Robyn Hearthfire#ask#long post
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Hoo boy I got me a whole family's worth!
So there's seven of them: Nur (main character, narrative voice), River, Tessa, Mikaela, Niki and Rashid—and aside from River they're all one big criminal family. (Sort of. Former criminal family, at any rate.
Plot breakdown is that they're all a bunch of criminal kids who were separated after their father (and Nur's adoptive) died in a mysterious fire. Nur assumes her siblings also died in the fire, is massively burdened with the guilt of letting the family who took her in and raised her die, and tries to move on in life; currently she works as an accountant, shares an apartment with her qpp River (love of her life, as she fondly refers to him sometimes) and is generally doing okay in life.
Then her sister Tessa comes knocking and the whole damn thing goes to hell. Basically the gist is that except for the father no one else died, they went to live with their estranged mother (and ditched Nur because Tessa never liked her for taking her dad's attention away) and lived their lives in peace until trouble arises in the form of missing kids. Specifically, Tessa's missing kids. So not knowing what to do she tracks Nur down (btw the estranged mother knows where Nur is but the family didn't want to reconnect) and asks her for help. Nur, being the reasonable person that she is, goes wtf are you doing I thought you were dead and first she's confused, then she gets pissed (rightfully, because while she spent nearly two decades in mourning and guilty for letting them die, they were all living happily without her until they needed her help), and then begrudgingly agrees to help out (since she can't not help a bunch of kids—reminds her a bit too much about herself).
1. Nur (40, sex-neutral aro-ace). She's the second oldest, now works as an accountant. Used to be an assassin and did a lot of unsavory things for her adoptive father who she adored and got adored in return.
2. Tessa (42). Oldest. A bitch who definitely did not deserve any help from Nur after she left her to make a life on her own. Been married and widowed twice before, has a daughter from each marriage.
3. River (36, aromantic). Nur's partner, 36 years old. They met when Nur was thirty and him 26 and have been together for six years. Works in the same office as Nur but different departments. Does not know about Nur's family beyond cursory details.
Haven't really fleshed the other three out aside from Mikaela being the youngest and the other two are twin brothers (also adopted). Nur loves them a lot but can't really look at them bc they also left her. They adore her too and did not know she was alive until a few years ago, thought her being no-contact was a voluntary agreement (bc Tessa said she was going to ask so casually they assumed. They take a lot of their cues from Tessa.)
The whole thing is set in an alternate universe like ours but I kinda changed the names of places. Also Nur gets a couple of dogs on the way but that's not extremely relevant. (Well, it is but in a different iteration of it)
Reblog this and tell me about your ocs. don’t even write it in the tags just respond.
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E and S and J and P for the alphabet soup!
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Cardinal Sins:
Sasithorn (Or, Thorn): She's a living shadow and the sin of Sloth. She has arguably one of the more heavy backstories that I've written, but is mostly just a support character. Quite literally, she's a whole world of emotional support. Thorn's a very gentle sin, and she operates the way her sin does, she's quite mellow and calm but also fairly jumpy and nervous.
Neon Glow:
Eli: Ari's 25-year-old little brother. He's stubborn (it's a family trait), intelligent, generally quite quick-witted and easily one of my objectively sexiest characters. He works for the council in his home-town of Sight (and is an adamant disability rights activist, as well as disabled himself) and is religious but in a "constantly questioning my faith" sort of way. He's also married, and loves his wife (Alicia) more than anything in the world.
Edward: Our resident soft boy who's secretly a bit of a badass. He's 26 and spent most of his late teenage years scavenging parts, building new technology and being generally super damn cool. He's never had any formal academic training and was essentially home school in english, with his father teaching him about technology and engineering. He's the most emotionally intelligent out of everyone in this fic, but still has his moments. Overall, I adore him. April teaches him toxicology and Edward assists him with his weird (deadly) experiments, whilst trying to stop him from causing general injury to himself and others.
Ember: Absolute rat bastard of a man. 21 years old and has a death wish. He's a skilled marksman, who spent most of his late childhood into his teenage years as a child soldier; Ari took him in to manage the main workshop that he runs. Understandably, he's a very guarded man with a lot of trauma and does his best to keep his temper under control. He gets on best with April, who is his QPP. Though not aromantic himself, he finds himself most comfortable in Platonic and sexual relationships regardless.
January: January is an android from Book 2 of Neon Glow, which is set in Poison. It's sentient, loving, and eventually joins April's QPR. One of my most black-and-white characters, though it's interesting to see it try and grasp and grapple with complex morality as it finds its way through sentience. It has a very sad and odd backstory but it does its damn best!!
Thank you for your ask!!
Send me a letter and I'll tell you about any characters I have with that letter!
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Imagine the Fellowship comforting you, as you reveal your Aro/Ace identity to them
Requested by: @a-dragon-under-the-stars
I was wondering if you could write a gen or maybe qpp (x reader) oneshot where the reader is aroace and they're feeling unaccepted. The fellowship helps the reader then?
AN: I researched the topic, to ensure I got it right, and started relating a little too much, and now I’m questioning my identity. Alas! Enjoy the product of head scratching, and muttering ‘is it an emotional attachment thing, or is this me too??’
‘Either come back with a husband, or don’t come back at all’ – the last thing your mother had said to you, before you’d set out on the Fellowship’s journey.
Though you resented the idea greatly, you knew better than to argue with your mother. Of course, this left you at wrath with yourself. Here you were, travelling with those you’d rather call friends, but were instead sorting through them – as potential suitors, no less!
There were many feasible candidates, and at least two royals in your company. Your mother had placed great emphasis on that particular fact, but you knew she’d be happy either way, so long as you returned home with a lifelong partner.
However, as mentioned before, you found yourself rather at war, with no one but your own mind – and heart.
You see, that was just the thing – your heart cared not for what your mind thought. It had no attraction to any of the males in your presence, and for the life of you, you couldn’t figure out why!
They were all so handsome, and single! Even the ranger, Aragorn, no longer had ties to that Elven lady from Rivendell.
Legolas, the prince, was high on your radar. He had flowing blonde locks, a tall frame and a charming smile. Your mother would be very proud, if you returned home with him linked through your arm.
Of course, then there were the two human men. Boromir and Aragorn were both very similar in heart and spirit, and you knew for sure they’d make wonderful husbands.
Gimli the Dwarf made you chuckle, but you knew he had great social standing, within his own culture.
The Hobbits were last on your list, but they were most agreeable, nonetheless. Frodo, Merry and Pippin, the three cousins, allegedly stood very high in their society, back in the Shire.
Gandalf also travelled with you, but you halted your thoughts, before anything else could be birthed within your mind.
So many great males you travelled with, and yet, you had no hope of romancing them – it simply wasn’t in you to accomplish.
You felt at unease for days, and the Fellowship soon noticed. Your stomach churned and churned, as you wondered how your mother would react, to you returning home without one of them. The other half of you, was restless over the idea of actually returning home with one of them. You would be miserable, forcing both your heart and body to do things it had no interest in.
You felt incomplete, in a way, as if when your soul was crafted, such finite details were neglected. How would you ever honour your family tree, if you couldn’t carry on the ancestral legacy?
It was one big mess – one your newly found friends wished to help you with.
You sat around the campfire, with your head in your hands. The males all glanced between one another, as they revered you in concern.
You thought you had been discreet in your troubled antics, but apparently, at the gentle calling of Aragorn’s voice, you had not been.
“Y/n?” Aragorn called, stoking the fire, as he glanced at you sideways. “Are you okay? Is everything alright?”
Aware that tears were in your eyes, and had been running down your cheeks, you lifted your head. You sniffled loudly, shocking both yourself, and your friends.
“I’m fine,” you lied, wiping at your nose. “Thank you for asking.”
“Clearly not,” Legolas huffed, creasing his brows at you. “It doesn’t take Elven eyes to observe your saddened state.”
“Aye, we are your friends,” Gimli promised, slurping at his stew. “If you can’t tell us, then who can you tell?”
You lifted your head more, and knitted your own brows at the group. They gave you their undivided attention, and some even shuffled in their seats, as to better pay attention to you.
Their endearment warmed your heart, and you couldn’t help but feel it swell three times bigger in response. You even offered your own smile, as their sincerity was just too lovely.
Sighing, you averted your eyes to the ground, and replied. Your voice was small, and barely above a mumble. However, they had all heard you.
“I don’t want to marry any of you,” you said sheepishly.
Silence ensued around the camp, as the boys all looked between one another. Who among them had desired to court you, so much so that they had asked for your hand in marriage? Worse yet, why would you taunt them so cruelly, as to announce said rejection in everyone’s presence?
“Did…one of us…ask you, for your hand?” Boromir slowly said, glancing at the Hobbits and Legolas – whom he assumed were the most viable candidates.
You cringed deeply, for you quickly realized that you’d have to reveal your mother’s ulterior motives.
“Not exactly,” you winced. “I don’t know how to say this, without coming across as scheming, but…my mother…she told me to marry one of you.”
Silence ensued again, and you kept your eyes on the ground. That is, until Pippin chirped aloud.
“I’ll marry you!” he offered, grinning brightly. “Our children would be rather tall, that way!”
“That’s just the thing,” you huffed, rolling your eyes – amused nonetheless. “I don’t think I want any of that.”
“How so?” Aragorn gently asked, looking at you fully, as he continued meddling with the fire.
“Well,” you swallowed your nerves, “I know what tags along with marriage, and relationships, and I don’t know if there’s something wrong with me, but…I don’t feel inclined towards any of it? I don’t know, I’m just not interested? It’s hard to explain, but forcing those kind of things feels wrong somehow…am I just crazy?”
“Absolutely not,” Frodo promised – smiling, and nodding once in your direction. “I know so, because I’m the exact same.”
“What?” you incredulously asked, gaping across at the Hobbit.
“I feel the same as you,” he repeated. “I too do not have any interest in romance, or the things that ensue afterwards…nor did my uncle, for that matter.”
The Hobbit blushed at his own innuendo, regarding what ensures after marriage. He looked away, with a clearing of his throat.
Legolas’ brows were raised, and he pursed his lips to the side. ‘Can’t relate’, the young Elf thought. Boromir and Aragorn merely only nodded in understanding, as they mulled over both yours and the Hobbit’s admittance.
“I too, will jump on this bandwagon,” Gandalf piped up, having been sat and smoking against a tree the whole time. “It might be because I am a Maia, but even in my Middle-earth form, I do not crave such relations. If you’re crazy, or incomplete, then so am I – and I was made in Eru’s image.”
You suddenly perked up at the wizard’s words, and offered him an eye-squinting smile.
“Doesn’t seem that weird to me,” Gimli mused, shrugging his shoulders. “I know a few Dwarves who felt the same – Thorin, for one. At least, that’s what my father says.”
“It seems the rest of us are in the minority,” Aragorn smiled, glancing between the other Hobbits, Legolas and Boromir. “I wouldn’t fret at all, Y/n. It all seems perfectly natural to me. And regarding your mother, well…if her words ever cause doubt in your heart, remember ours instead; you are valid – just as valid as both Gandalf, and Frodo.”
You steadily beamed brightly, and found tears warming your eyes again. However, this time, they were out of the joy lighting up in your heart.
“Thank you, guys,” you said, nodding around at all of them. “I’m glad I have you all.”
#lotr imagine#lord of the rings#lotrdaily#lotr movies#the hobbit#legolas#hobbit#lotr fanfic#lotr x reader#fellowship x reader#aro#ace#hobbit x reader#lord of the rings x reader
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i am easily coerced give me tftgs for 001
hi peach hello thank you for indulging me ASDFJKL; <33
Favorite character: Jack Townsend ❤ the most special guy in the world Least Favorite character: Calvin Ambrose tbh,,,, every other character has at least Something redeeming or interesting about them. Not him tho 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): OH BOY LET'S GO!! Jack/Jerry (jackerry) Jack/Antonio (jantonio) Jack/Spencer (jencer) Antonio/Jerry (idk if there's a name for this one tbh-) Amelia/Rosa (also don't know if there's a name for this one but it's cute) Character I find most attractive: ,,,,, probably Spencer Middleton,,,, ngl,,,, I think he's neat Character I would marry: Jerry!!!! He'd treat me right ❤ Character I would be best friends with: I wanna be best friends with Jack and hug him A random thought: The shapeshifter arc/Christmas special in the original creepypasta is, in my opinion, a genuine masterpiece of horror and it only gets better in the actual books. An unpopular opinion: I don't know if this is really an unpopular opinion or anything but every day I get closer to becoming an actual Spencer Middleton apologist just b/c I think the way aspects of his character are handled in the books is uh. Kinda clumsy at best. My Canon OTP: Uhhh I'm not super into the canon pairings in general but. Jack and Sabine, I guess!!!! Their relationship seems like it was super sweet and sad and I wish they could've had a happy ending. My Non-canon OTP: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE ASDJFKL;. Okay. It's a three-way tie between jackerry, jantonio, and jencer probably asdfjk;l. They're all special to me in different ways. Most Badass Character: The shapeshifter in volume two. I'm obsessed with her (also I use she/her for this character b/c I headcanon her as transfem) Most Epic Villain: Spencer is such a fascinating character and villain to me and I love him so dearly. Pairing I am not a fan of: Honestly,,, I don't like pairing Amelia and Jack together in any kind of non-platonic sense. Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I have a lot of hot takes about Spencer and how he's written but I won't go into those here <3 Favourite Friendship: JACK AND JERRY!!!! Their friendship brings me joy <3 Same also for Jack and Rosa, because I love those two as best friends/qpps <33 Character I most identify with: As the local Jack Townsend kinnie, I have to say Jack. Character I wish I could be: I do kinda wish I could be Jerry, if that makes sense. I just want to have his confidence,,
#pechebeche#talk to the bunnykitty#ask game#thanks ASDFJKL;#i love tftgs so much <3 even if i avoid the rest of the tiny ass fandom for the most part#tales from the gas station#not gonna tag the characters but anyway <3#i love them all <3
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Telling The Parents
Summary: Set directly after Wednesdays. Thomas tells his parents about the baby. Virgil blames himself.
Ships: Thvi
A/N: Part 2 of the Reba au you didn't know you need in your life. This time featuring twice as many asshole parents. Special thanks to @amazon-me-bitches and my lovely qpp @forever-forgotten-angel. This is a sequel to my fic to Wednesdays so if you haven't read that go read that first. It explains a lot. As lovely leave a comment if you like it!
Janus hummed as he fixed breakfast, the sweet and savory smells wafting through the house. He’d always loved cooking and was quite good at it. Pat may have been the one with the restaurant, but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t able to make a delicious breakfast. Not to mention it served as a good distraction from life and upcoming discussions. Discussions with his pregnant son and his boyfriend about their baby. Janus sighed as he began warming up making hashbrowns. This was going to be an interesting conversation.
Two sets of steps came down the stairs. Janus smiled as he saw Emile and Remy, both clad in their school clothes. He handed them each a foil packet with a waffle breakfast sandwich, “Be good at school ok. Your dad will drop you both off and I’ll pick you up from school.”
Remy nodded, “Why doesn’t Virgil have to go to school today?”
“He’s not feeling good today. I’m going to stay home and take care of him.”, It was a half-truth. But it was easier than saying that he wanted to discuss the pregnancy with Virgil and Thomas. And in truth, Virgil probably wasn’t feeling the best after last night’s draining conversation.
Emile pouted, “I wish I was pregnant so I could skip school like Virgil”, Janus blanched. He knew logically that Emile just wanted to miss school, but the thought of this happening again made his heart skip a beat.
“Well you won't be having kids until you’re 30.”, Emile nodded and grabbed his backpack and lunch before going out to the car with Remy. Janus heard the car pull out of the driveway and got back to work cooking.
Soon enough he heard Virgil come running downstairs, cursing up a storm as he put on his shoes. “Fuck I’m late. I’m gonna be so late. Shit, where’s my other shoe… Hi dad.”, Janus merely stared.
“I’ll let you get away with those swears just this once. Also, we agreed you’d stay home sick today. Then Thomas, you, and I were going to come up with a plan to tell his parents about the baby.”, Virgil visibly relaxed as he remembered what they discussed.
“Right. I’ll see when he’ll be here.”, Virgil sent a quick message, getting a reply that Thomas would be there in a few minutes. “He’ll be here soon. Is there any reason you’re making that much food?”. In front of Virgil laid several trays with waffles, eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, pastries, a rack of toast, butter, jam, a pitcher of orange juice, and a pot of coffee brewing on the counter.
Janus shrugged, “You, me, Patton, and Thomas. That’s 4 people. And you’re eating for two. Which makes it 5.”, he answered, not wanting to admit that cooking took his mind off of this upcoming conversation. He poured Virgil a glass of juice, “Drink. The baby will need the nutrients. And you need to eat, I don’t want either of you malnourished.”
Virgil chuckled and sipped his juice, “Overprotective dad mode is now that and overprotective grandpa mode. Good to know.”
Janus huffed, “It is not a crime to want my son and grandchild to be safe and healthy.”, It wasn’t a crime when it was Adelaide who was pregnant either. He shook off the memories, pouring warm maple syrup into a small pitcher. This time would be different, he’d make sure of it. He would take care of Virgil the way that he should have taken care of Adelaide. He’d keep his son safe.
The front door opened and Patton Thomas both walked in. “I’m back.”, Patton called. He walked into the kitchen, “Thomas is here too. That’s a lot of food Jan.” Thomas nodded in agreement.
Janus rolled his eyes, “You. me, Thomas, Virgil, Virgil’s baby. 5 people.”, Virgil grabbed plates from a cabinet, “Come on. Make your plates.”. They sat around the table, full plates in front of them. Janus took a bite before speaking again, “So you want to keep the baby as well then Thomas? You want to be in their life. Because I’m going to tell you this now; if you don’t, it will be better for them if you left now than if you bounced in and out of their life.”
Thomas nodded, “I want to be involved. I love Virgil and I love our baby. I want to be the father and partner they both deserve, and I intend to be exactly that. I’d like to marry Virgil. With your permission of course.”
Well, that was good at least. Janus didn’t want Virgil to end up heartbroken. He blinked as he heard the word marriage. His initial reaction was to discourage the marriage until they were older. However, Janus knew that it wouldn’t do any good anyway. His son was stubborn, and if he wanted this nothing would stop him. “Ok. But it’s Virgil’s choice ultimately.’, he looked over at Virgil, who held his hand tightly, “All I can say is that if I were you I would wait until after the baby is born to get married. It’ll be a lot less stress for the both of you. In the meantime just focus on graduating and preparing for the baby.”
Virgil nodded, “You’re supportive of the idea of us having the baby though?”
“Like I told you last night, your father and I will support you.”
Patton nodded from beside him, “We love you both and we want this baby to have a good life.”, he reached out to squeeze Virgil’s arm, “And we’ll help you out so that can happen. We want to help you.”
“We do.”, Janus refilled his coffee before speaking again, “Have you told your parents yet Thomas?”
“No. There’s one issue.”
“What is it?”
“My parents don’t exactly know that Virgil and I are in a relationship.”, Janus blinked. That was news to him. As far as he had known, Thomas had told his parents knew that he was in a relationship with Virgil. There had to be something else at play.
“Why not?”, Thomas looked down and Janus was sure that he could see budding tears. Something was wrong. Very wrong. Great, “Thomas if something is wrong you can tell me, ok? Is there a reason you haven’t told your parents that you’re in a relationship?” “Because,”, Thomas took a deep breath before speaking, “because my Dad said he would kill me if he found out I was gay.”, the silence that followed was deafening. Thomas’ words hung heavily in the air like smog. Janus’s heart leaped into his throat. God, he should have known. He looked at Thomas. His head was hung low, shame apparent on his face.
Patton looked close to tears, “Oh Thomas.”, he got up and hugged the boy. “I’m so sorry you had to go through that. You shouldn’t have to go through that.”
Janus nodded, “And you’re not going to go through it anymore, ok.” He swallowed, mind already made up, “You can live with us.”. Thomas and Virgil both looked at him in shock.
“Really?”, Thomas asked in a whisper.
He nodded, “Of course. It’ll probably be better with the baby anyway.”, he gave Thomas a hug. “And we’d love to have you here, ok? You’re a good kid. You don’t deserve this.” He pulled back and sat back down, “Here’s the plan. We’re going to finish breakfast because both of you deserve a good meal. Then Thomas and I will take the SUV and get his stuff from his parents’ house. Meanwhile, Virgil and Patton make room for your stuff. Then when we get back, I’ll go pick up Emile and Remy and pick up a pizza and we can unpack.”
They both nodded and went back to eating. Janus sighed and poured himself some more coffee. He was going to need it today. Thomas spoke quietly from across from him, “Thank you for letting me stay here sir. I just want to do right by Virgil and our baby.”
“You don’t have to call me sir, ok? Janus is fine. And I would let you move in regardless after that news. You shouldn’t feel unsafe in your home like this.”, Thomas smiled and looked down. Janus’ heart ached for the kid. These two kids were going to have a baby. If he didn’t know better, Janus would think to just take him to an abortion clinic regardless of what he wanted. But he knew Virgil. And Virgil was incredibly stubborn. If he didn’t think his family would support the idea he and Thomas would have just ran away. Janus would rather this baby be born here in a safe, loving, and financially secure environment than in a motel or some kind of trailer park with the two of them barely able to make ends meet. At least here they wouldn’t have to worry about paying the bills, and they both could finish school.
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Janus left after breakfast to pick up some forms from work, telling Thomas that he would be back to pick him up and in the meantime start making room for his things. Which is exactly what they doing. Patton had run out to go check on the restaurant, wanting to make sure everything was running smoothly so it was just Virgil and him. Currently, they sat in front of Virgil’s dresser, although he supposed it was their dresser now. They’d decided on splitting it evenly in half and were now working on moving Virgil’s things to his half. He looked over at Thomas and gave him a quick kiss before speaking, “I’m sorry about breakfast. I’d have warned you ahead of time if I knew that he would start talking about your parents.”
“It’s ok.”, Thomas shrugged and kissed Virgil back. He continued folding clothing as he spoke, “At least I’ll be out of that house soon. And I’ll be with you. All I want right now is to be here for you and our baby. That’s all that matters to me right now.” Virgil sighed, “I know but you shouldn’t have to deal with that. It’s horrible that they’re like that T. I’m sorry I made you feel like you couldn’t come to me.”, it was the truth. Virgil had been overcome with guilt since Thomas had admitted the truth about his parents. The words just kept racing around his head, “You were going through all that and I just kept asking you why you didn’t want to tell your parents about us. I’m an asshole.”
Thomas shook his head rapidly, “No you’re not. God Virgil, you’re not an asshole. I lied to you about my parents. I let you think that my parents were supportive and then just hid you from them. Of course you’d think I was ashamed of you.”. He pressed a kiss to Virgil’s head, “I love you though. I love you so much. I know it probably sounds like something a dumb teen would say but it’s the truth. I love you and our baby with all my heart.”
Virgil smiled softly, “I know. I love you too. And I already love our baby so much.”, he turned back to the dresser and blinked at what he saw. A small pastel purple quilt sat folded neatly in the bottom drawer, “I didn’t even know we still had this.”, Virgil whispered as he picked it up.
Thomas stared at the blanket in confusion, “What is it? I know it’s a blanket and all, but what’s the story?”, Virgil unfolded the quilt out in front of him. Most of the quilt was a pastel purple and blue patchwork pattern then, about ¾ of the way up, the pattern changed to show teddy bear heads, making it looked like they were tucked in. On the back was Virgil’s birth name lovingly stitched.
He smiled at the sight, “My mom made this for me before she passed. I thought it was lost when we moved here.”, Virgil could still remember searching furiously for the blanket after the move, Janus comforting him when he couldn’t find it. He shook his head, “Guess that shows how little use the bottom drawer huh?”
Thomas smiled and gently stroked the soft fabric; his touch soft, like he was afraid of damaging it, “Perfect timing I guess. We’re about to have a baby and all.”, he looked up at Virgil, “We could use it for the baby. Only if you want to of course. But it could be like a gift from your mother.”
Virgil smiled at the idea, “I like that.”, he turned over the blanket and frowned. His birth named stared outback at him, “One issue though.”, he gestured to the name stitch on, “I know it’s just a name, and I know she picked that name. But it’s personalized, and the thought of naming the baby my deadname feels off.”
Thomas nodded in understanding, “We could see about getting the stitching removed. And then have the baby’s name stitched on instead.”. Virgil smiled at the idea.
“I love that.”, and it was the honest to god’s truth. The thought of being able to use the blanket his mother made for him for his baby filled Virgil with happiness. The blanket had been a huge comfort throughout his life and he hoped it would be a comfort for the baby as well, “Hopefully... Nevermind.”
“What?” “It’s stupid.”, Virgil mumbled. He couldn’t believe what almost came out of his mouth. God, how insensitive would that have been?
“Virge, please just tell me what you were thinking? It’s not stupid. I promise it’s not.”, Virgil sighed, eyes trained on the quilt.
“I was going to say that hopefully we could get something of yours for the baby. It sounds stupid considering what’s about to happen.”, Virgil folded up the quilt, staring down at his lap. He’d been incredibly lucky that he’d caught himself before that came out of his mouth. What had he been thinking? He hadn’t been thinking. That was the problem. God, Thomas was about to get kicked out or worse. He would be lucky if he could get any of his things, let alone baby things. They had bigger problems than that right now. Virgil couldn’t believe how selfish he was being,
Thomas shook his head, “Virgil that’s not stupid or selfish or anything else you might be thinking It’s normal for expectant parents to want to pass things from their childhoods down to their children. I’m not mad at you for wanting that, even if I might not be able to pass something down, ok?”
Virgil shook his head, “I know but it’s my fault you have to do this. If you get kicked out or hurt then it’s my fault.”, He wanted to continue but Thomas stopped him before he could with a fierce kiss.
“Don’t you dare say that this is your fault.”, Virgil pulled away from the kiss and could see Thomas blinking back tears, “This is in no way, shape, or form your fault ok. My parents are homophobic fucks, that’s not your fault. Moving out will be freeing. I’ll finally get to just be myself. And I’ll get to be there for you and the baby, and that’s what matters most to me right now. Not my parents, not my youtube, just you and our baby. That’s all I care about right now.” “You sound like a love interest in a Jane Austen novel when you talk like that, you know that right?”, Virgil mumbled as he pulled away.
Thomas chuckled, “I aspire to be Austen love interest levels of wonderful. Especially now. There’s going to be a lot of bullshit coming your way and it’s my fault. The least I can do is be a good boyfriend and father. I can’t believe I’m going to be a father.”
“We both are. And I thought you said this accident was both of our faults. It takes two to tango.”, He kissed Thomas, nuzzling against him as he heard a car pull up. “That’s probably my dad.”
~
Janus glanced over at Thomas for what felt like the hundredth time since they began driving over to Thomas’s house. He could see how tightly he held the custody forms in his hands. Hopefully, this would go down peacefully and Janus wouldn’t have to take them to court, god knows Thomas would be 18 before it was fully settled.
Thomas sat beside him, his leg rapidly bouncing up and down. There was a sigh before Thomas spoke, “You’re not like mad at me about getting Virgil pregnant, are you?”. Fear showed clearly in his eyes. Janus shook his head, still looking at the road before them.
“Well, I can’t say I’m ecstatic that you two are having a baby while still in high school. But I’m not mad. Virgil was on the pill, and accidents happen. And It’s Virgil’s choice to keep the baby. Now all I can do is support you.”, he took a deep breath, “I do have one question though.”
“Go on?”
“I know you’re making money off of your social media. And that’s good, it’ll offer some financial security. But do you have a backup plan?”
Thomas nodded, “I’m going to get a job so I have a steady income. And then I want to go to UofC, that way I’ll still be close to here. And then I want to be a doctor. That way I can support Virgil and the baby.”
Janus nodded, “I think that’s a great career plan. I could always use an assistant at the office if you need work. So long as you can file papers, of course.” Thomas looked over at him, his jaw-dropping from shock.
“Are you offering me a job?” “Sure. I need an assistant and Virgil want to work with Pat. And you’re going to need money aren’t you? I don’t think your parents will let you keep the car, will they?” “It’s in my name, thank god. I’ve been trying to make sure I’m financially separate from them for a while now. That way I wouldn’t be on my ass if they kicked me out.”, Jaus was stunned at how prepared Thomas was for things to go south. Things were seriously wrong in his home.
“Thomas? You know that you’re a part of our family now, right? And not just because you and Virgil are having a baby. We all care about you. You know that right?”, Thomas nodded, but the tears in his eyes told Janus otherwise.
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Virgil paced as he waited for his dad and Thomas to get back. Surely couldn’t take this long. Then again, they were most likely packing up everything. Not to mention Janus had to pick up Remy and Emile from school. That would certainly add time to their trip. God, the waiting was the worst part. He’d tried to busy himself by catching up on his homework, but every noise had him running to the window to see if it was them.
After the 5th trip to the window, Patton invited him downstairs to help him bake some treats for Emile’s school bake sale. Virgil was glad to help. So here they were, mixing up a batch of brownies for Emile to take to school. It was relaxing, almost. Took his mind off of everything. Maybe he should bake more often.
“What’s on your mind?”, Virgil jumped and looked up at Patton. His dad smiled at him as he chopped up chocolate, the look in his eyes both comforting and inquiring, “Something’s on your mind. You can tell me. Only if you want to though.”
Virgil shrugged, “I was just thinking that I should bake more. It’s relaxing, take your mind off of things.”, like the fact that he was pregnant at 17 and his boyfriend was about to get kicked out of his home by his homophobic parents.
Patton nodded, “There’s a reason I bake so much. Beyond wanting to have baked goods in the house at all times. What are you trying to take your mind off of?”, Virgil watched as he dumped half of the chopped chocolate into a double boiler.
“Everything. I know that keeping the baby is my choice and that you and dad would support me if I wanted to get an abortion or give the baby up. And I do want to keep the baby. It’s just a lot. Especially with Thomas. It’s my fault he’s going to get kicked out or worse. This wouldn’t be happening if I hadn’t gotten pregnant.” “Oh baby bat.”, Pat sighed and pulled Virgil into a hug, “What’s happening isn’t your fault. It’s solely Thomas’ parent’s fault. They’re bigots.”
Virgil leaned into the hug, “How do I stop feeling guilty?” “I’m not sure. I know something you can do though. Make him feel welcome here. It’s something we can all do, ok?”
Virgil nodded, but before he could say more, the front door opened and Emile and Remy came running into the kitchen. “Why’s your boyfriend moving in with us?”, Remy asked as he sat his backpack on the counter. “Because they suck?”
“Virgil!”, Patton admonished, “Don’t say that. Even if they do suck?” “Too late.”, Virgil called back as went into the living room. Thomas was just walking in, a large suitcase rolling in behind him. Virgil could see tears brimming in his eyes. He ran forward to hug him, “How’d it go?”
“They signed over custody. Your dad went to get the rest of my stuff. It’s mostly filming stuff left.”, Thomas murmured, “We came in and I told them that I’m gay and we’re having a baby. Then your dad asked for custody until I turn 18. And they just signed it over without any questions. I know it’s a good thing I’m here now but part of me wished they would have fought. Or been accepting. They just said that he could keep me. And they looked at me like I was a disease.” “You’re not a disease.”, Virgil promised, “And there’s nothing wrong with you. You’re amazing and wonderful and I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Your parents just suck.”
“I’m the lucky one here. God, Virge, they called the baby an abomination. Our baby. I hate them”
“I know”, Virgil mumbled before kissing Thomas gently, “Come on, let’s go unpack your things. And then we can cuddle.”
“I love you.”
“I love you too. There’s no one else I’d rather have this baby with.”
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A/N: Today's fic was brought to you by asshole parents, homophobe, and copious amounts of guilt. The perfect trio for having angst in any fic. I'm taking prompts for this series so leave a message if you have a prompt.
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okay <3 today we r talking abt headcanons i hate!!! umm none of these have any basis i just dont like them i think they r wrong <3 obviously i dont hate people who enjoy these hc do whatever u want have fun etc etc etc i am not attacking u specifically
starting off w one of my least favorites. cwilbur is NOT transfem!! he is intesex and transmasc (source: me)!!!. all the minors in the server are NOT friends u cant just push cpurpled into a group w benchtrio bc they r all minors??????? (<- im totally about to do exactly that in a sec when i talk abt hc i do like. the real reason is i think cpurpled and cranboo would hate each other ^-^) ctommy DOES have wings BUT they r gold and if u say anything else ur WRONG!!! ctommy was not nine during the first lmanburg war!! cranboo and ctechno are not that close (<- this is actually kinda canon i do not care tho let me be in denial) ctommy is not the token straight please stop saying hes the token straight if he heard you he would be sad (<- on that topic. transfem ctommy is acceptable. i have to put it here bc im not putting it in the 'my fav hc' category but i think it needs to be said) ckarl and cghostbur are not as stupid as u guys make them out. ctechno is not the middle child he is not the middle child U R WRONG!! ctommy also was not focused on saving lmanburg bc 'omg city where ppl live im a hero' and more 'thats. my house bro also i dont want to die' hes not as selfless as u think!! hes also stupid like ctommy is genuinely just an idiot
and now. for loving <3 cpurpled and ctommy are qpps and they live together in cpurpleds ufo which is definitely totally not blown up. ctommy listens to saint bernard by lincoln too much. ctubbo and ctommy are not on speaking terms and honestly it hasnt upset either of them. ctechno is in that stage of trans where he like doesnt mind he/him prns and doesnt care enough to change prns. csbi totally is real and also includes hannah and niki and sally is married to niki and yes sally is a fish niki is like. a mermaid or whatever but sally is literally just a salmon. ctechno and cwilbur and ctommy and cniki and channah and probably csally are all autistic. cpurpled is autistic too but denies it bc 'really is it a big deal any way' ummm cquackity has a touch of the tism too mayhaps. oh and cslime is autistic. anyways back to cpurpled. he is a transman and also refuses to dye his hair purple bc hes an asshole and also he has abandonment issues bc i mean look at him. cniki is the coolest transfemme ever. ctommy is a pretty girl but hes a boy. cghostbur and lmanburg and alivebur and revivedbur and stuff all have different pronouns. they all listen to los campesinos actually los camp is always playing on the server and if for some reason not a single person was thinking abt los camp the whole place would blow up boom boom. ctommy is missing a limb or too (part of his hand, his foot, a little bit of the back of his head/skull, his ear) ctechno gives people he likes gold. like a lot of gold like his family just ended up w huge ass collections of gold jewelry. ctommy uses only neos but doesnt care enough to correct ppl cuz like ITS ALOT OF WORK U KNOW ITS NOT A BIG DEAL. cdream isnt transphobic but also did misgender ctommy on purpose in exile. ctommy had raccoon ears and tail which was. quite the combo w the wings. in the csbi family the order, eldest to youngest was: kristin, phil (<- obviously. they r old haha point and laugh) techno, wilbur, niki, hannah, tommy. cpurpled does kill people in cold blood and he isnt bothered by it for the most part. calyssa is transmasc. ctommy bites people. cbbh is evil but also dad shaped. ctommy is scared of swimming.
#i didnt check for typos if there is bad grammer or anything fuck you#i know they r all about ctommy thats my area of expertise#<- do u get it cuz. cuz im. okay yeah#I MADE THIS POST SPECIFICALLY BC I PERSONALLY THINK THAT CWILBUR WOULD BE UNCOMFY W SHEHER PRONOUNS!#long post
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heck it. self-indulgence time.
✨EE aspec headcanons✨
(obviously, romance mentions below! a few of the characters are Token Allos (TM))
Molly: the aroace kid who's always like "yeah I don't really get romance but I guess I'll get it when I'm older" and keeps saying that until she's almost 30 and finally someone's like "wow you've never dated before?! are you aro/ace?" and she's like "oh huh I guess I probably am" and then it's never a big deal again
she's also super grossed out by the concept of sex, even well into adulthood, which is Yet Another Reason why it is absolutely perfect for Percy to adopt her because it's just a topic that Never comes up in their household
Sylvie: honestly the only character I don't have a solid grasp on in terms of attraction, though I HC swap!Sylvie as alloaro so I guess canon Sylvie is probably the same, it's just not relevant yet since he's young and a late bloomer in terms of hormones. plus he's just focused on his work more than anything else
Gio: I fear what Jello is going to do to him in the future, bc this boy gives off the MOST oblivious aromantic vibes EVER and I know Jello's track record. but listen idc what happens in canon, Giovanni's dream future is to live with all his Boys as platonic housemates and he has no idea he's aro because romance literally isn't something he even THINKS about. he's probably also ace with the same reasoning
Mera: my Token Allo (TM). she's a die-hard hopeless romantic and moronsexual, but that's not really headcanon that's just canon I mean cmon—
Indus: it took me a stupidly long time to realize that my interpretation of Indus is just "romance-positive partnering aro" because that's not a genre I dip into a lot but it sure fits him. he doesn't really! understand romance?? or actually feel "romantic" attraction. but he likes Lady Mera and he'd do anything to make her happy! :D so if she wants him to bring her flowers and a candlelit dinner, he'll do it!! she just better be prepared for him to pick a bunch of dandelion weeds and accidentally set the table on fire
...actually now that I'm typing this out, it explains why Mera/Indus bothers me so much less than other ships aghasdkflgh
Percy: realistically she's just the Oblivious Aroace (TM) along with Giovanni. same as Gio she has no idea she's aroace because it's just not even something she Thinks about, but if someone gave her a vocabulary lesson she'd be like "oh yes that fits me :)" and continue to not perceive romantic advancements even if they hit her in the face. she's already married to JUSTICE, sorry everyone <3
(I portray her as more apothiromantic/romance-repulsed on my RP blog but that's just because projecting onto Percy is cheaper than therapy)
Ramsey: ok highkey my headcanons on Ramsey shift depending on the AU (don't ask how many AUs I have hahaha) but normally he falls somewhere in the range of "allo ally" who Knows All The Terms (from spending so much time online) and is probably the person who gives Percy a vocabulary lesson despite being allo himself
Zora: as much as I'd LOVE to see an aspec Zora, I think she'd look and act a bit different from canon Zora. I swear I didn't mean to make both main antagonists the Token Allos, but they're also the ones most fans want to date so y'know what, whatever. I personally think cowboys are overrated but y'all go crazy
Howie: CANON AROACE KING... specifically I imagine him as anti-romance, not because it repulses him, but because all that time you waste on "love" could be used for DOING YOUR JOB!!! (in a serious setting I'd say Howie isn't ideal aro rep bc he embodies a lot of negative stereotypes about aros, but EE is a comedy and people need to lighten up about the fact that EVERYONE is gonna have weirdly exaggerated personality traits; the show literally wouldn't be funny if they didn't; seriously guys leave Jello alone about the rep)
Meryl: ok she's not in EE but this is MY blog and I pick the comfort characters! anyway Meryl experiences a lot of alterous attraction AKA she has trouble distinguishing between very different forms of attraction (platonic/romantic/sensual/sexual/ect.) and they all just sorta blur together into one big Anxious Mess (TM). as opposed to Percy and Gio, she spends a LOT of time thinking about this and trying to figure out What she's feeling, but it never helps and at this point she's pretty much given up trying. she just needs a hug ok
in various AUs I've put her in romantic, platonic, QPP, and co-parental relationships, and she's pretty much happy with whatever :)
Eros: I feel the need to include him because I included Meryl, also bc while he is allo as heck and has definitely dated in the past, he's also just a super uplifting guy who uses flirting as a form of affection and to make people feel good. he's one of those "somehow weirdly pure" characters because he's so unabashed about everything and most of his flirting is sphallolalia, which is one of my new favorite words I just learned and means "flirting that leads nowhere." he also just has a deep appreciation for a good laugh, and a lot of his joke wells are pickup lines!
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