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Me, a Pietro Maximoff fan who thinks that Monet St. Croix is a lesbian watching everyone else go nuts bc they're interacting again: ......sure would be cool if they didn't......
#please she's a lesbian#*please*#also the age gap is weird#and I just don't like them together#Marvel I'm begging let Monet kiss Jubilee
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i find Ashley girlcrushing on Ada a cool concept that i must share w the world
#artists on tumblr#my art#resident evil#ada wong#ashley graham#adashley#rarepair#resident evil 4#anyway if you find the age weird it just 2 years over leon's#1 over luis's#I also dgaf abt them at all i just like adashley bc its yuri . im being honest#IK their age gap n maturity level stuff I KNOW IM. CONSCIENT#ada wong x ashley graham#yuri#yuriiiiii#catmouse
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having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????
#listen I was forged in the fires of garrusmancing. I went through two whole games just to get a gentle headbutt and some tender words#before me3 comes along and rewards you for your tenacity more fully#me? the reyes romancer???? I have the strength and headcanon game to bear the relative lack of content before the end#when the endgame is this good I am willing to hold out for it haha the way he looks at rook towards the end......#I also really liked taash' (it's really sweet) but I don't think I have any rooks ready to go right now who would go for that vibe#emmrich for sure is going to be my either crow or shadow dragon romance it really is very good! and extremely goth not unrelatedly#undeniably that old man has the most game out of anyone in this story. the move with the flower??? I'm sorry????#I actually like that lucanis' romance blooms out of the safety of an established friendship more than anything (again. avowed garrusmancer)#but emmrich... he's got some next level romantic stuff going on and is being both so wholesome and such a freak about it lmao#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#all jokes aside I totally respect and understand that people are a bit disappointed and frustrated -- they're not wrong to feel that!#there really are some gaps in content there for the midgame#however I was personally custom built by experience to get the most out of this scenario as possible and by god I will#just as I feel that ryder and reyes go off and have some soul-shrivingly good sex after the first kiss#(it makes that arc make a lot more sense to me haha)#I think rook and lucanis Get Up To It after the second coffee date. weird of them to not show us that but okay I'll fill it in myself then
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match: found. ✔️
#only boo#only boo the series#only boo ep12#forcebook#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#LMAOOO yo the way i screamed kjhgfd#very legendary of them i must say#but still casting book for this role was a weird choice#the vibes were off and also the age gap? nah.#there were several times where i said force come get ur mans at the screen and im glad he did lmao#on that note bye bye only boo!#i almost dropped you but im glad i didnt lol#second half was much better than the first one#its been real 🧡#ready for the trainee now lol
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i've been letting some of the gx dub play in the background while I work and i dont know what compelled me to meme with this bit at 1AM but i sure did do that
#rose edits#gx#ygo gx#aster phoenix#sartorius kumar#also [claps] to make it super duper super clear#i only ship these two in the sub because the dub decided to make it weird with the age gap#but ill still meme lol#also maddie blaustein killed it as sartorius i love her performance a lot
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The whole Lila & Five season 4 situation can be summarized by this tumblr post
#I described this post to my partner as we were watching the Lila x Five kiss scene & we both laughed our 🍑 off about it#it just feels so nonsensical & out of nowhere and also not important to the plot at all 😂#lilafive is a wild ship ngl like... I get it touch starved loneliness isolation for 7 years but like oof was that all necessary?#like regardless of how you feel about the age gap you gotta admit that was out of the blue idk just felt weird#especially with so little run time left like.... there are more important things to be going on than some amatonormative romance drama#anyway here's a meme in light of the lilla pitts & five hargreeves situation in season 4#mine#op#tua season 4#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua#lila pitts#umbrella acedmy#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy spoilers#tua memes#umbrella academy memes
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I have gaslit myself so hard that whenever I'm doing a Deep Space 9 rewatch and I reach season 5, I always get straight up jump-scared by the Ziyal/Garak romance 0_0
#the age gap is awful but also they are just so weird to put together???#I have deluded myself into Garashier and Siskal so hard I've gotten amnesia#garashier#tora ziyal#garak#garak x bashir#garak x ziyal#jake x ziyal#elim garak#ds9#star trek#deep space 9
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so glad the hearth timeline is like… slightly more understandable than before. previously i had freminet down as being given to the hearth at about 5, arle killing the previous knave when he was about 8, and the twins being taken in a few months later at about 12 when he was still 8. for my au, that makes them about four years apart, which feels slightly large of an age gap but ultimately it works better than making them a year or two apart.
apparently, canonically arle was 16 when clervie died at 16, 17 when she killed the previous knave, and then spent an unknown amount of time in prison before becoming a harbinger and taking over as the director of the house of hearth.
freminet was taken in during the year between clervie’s death and crucabena’s death. the twins were taken in a few months after that.
if freminet was taken in at 5-6, the twins taken in around 9-10, that keeps the age gap between the trio as well as explains the ~10 year gap between this and canon. that would make freminet 15-16 and the twins 19-20, which fits them really well. i wish arlecchino was older, though; she definitely feels older than ~27.
#thoughts#genshin impact#lyney#lynette#freminet#arlecchino#genshin impact leaks#genshin impact spoilers#genshin leaks#genshin spoilers#i think these r leaks/spoilers but it’s also just ages. so.#personally i like the twins as 20-21 bc they fit young adult working on figuring who they are and going wildly between mature/immature#& mim fits 15-17 ‘too old for liking fairytales to be normal but too young for it to be like. seen as wholly inappropriate’ really well#so ultimately this does fit them pretty well. i wish there was a larger gap between arle and the trio tho#when you’re young ages seem more dramatic like between 5/10/17. but when you’re 20/27 the gap isn’t as drastic#arle should’ve been in her early 20s when she took over as director to make lyney ~20 when she’s ~early 30s#to make it more of a generational ‘next director’ thing rather than like. a 27 yr old passing something onto a 20 yr old. that just feels…#weird. she should be older
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i think there is something very nice about ships that are "traumatized guy that hates himself" x "himself but from the not-all-too-distant past who isnt as messed up because of some sort of stressful event"
also this is totally about classicsci because im thinking of them a lot. its self care really. and also literally. its just not-edgy scifell which i like a lot about them. its "oh boy you havent dealt with even half the stress ive gone through. im gonna take this as a chance to make sure you dont go through what i did cause i now have a second chance to prevent bad things (ie gaster falling into the core) from happening that all this time ive blamed myself for. and then we kiss about it a lot for comfort idk." ive got ideas about them
theyre kinda like classicgeno (do they even have a ship name) now that i think about it. geno x classic x sci poly when. and theyre also kinda like classicdust too. i think i might have issues regarding my love for the trope of "guy loving a less messed up version of himself in the way he was not able to be loved and in the process working through his own issues and healing from his trauma". i may have a lot of issues actually
#'dont they have a weird age gap :(' sci is at *least* 28 in his canon. also fell is the same age as classic and we all like scifell#i do not get people who try to insist this grown man is a teenager/young adult because hes often portrayed with having anxiety. its odd 2 m#anywya. my favorite silly rarepair. oh man#they make me feel things#ohh man i love them. i have so many thoughts#like. goddddddddd. dammit#classicsci#utmv#sansshipping#sanscest#sanshipping#science sans#sci sans#classic x sci#sci x classic#classic sans#the day people stop treating sci like a nervous teen and not a grown adult with an anxiety disorder is the day i can die happy
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finding out harding comments on the age gap between you and emmrich when they write her to get with taash of all ppl is crazy
#i hate that rook is canonically young bc it feels like it’s JUST so that you can have this unearned shoehorned parental vibe with varric#so thus i hate that they’re forced into an age gap relationship according to the game even if that’s not how u perceive ur character#*if u romance emmrich#but also i hate harding/taash more like. sorry taash is no older than like 22 to me. harding has gotta be 35.#taash is immature largely due to their repressed queerness which is something a LOT of us go through#bc things like repression or trauma can keep your brain stuck in certain adolescent ways of thinking. and it can take a while to move past#but also they’re just purely young. they are young!! super young!!#and i think it’s the infantilization of dwarves that makes the writers think it’s okay for those two to get together#even though harding has 10+ years of life experience on them minimum#while daring to write her bringing up a rook/emmrich age gap?? WEIRD. these writers are weird.#anyways.txt#da4 spoilers
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personally i don’t have an opinion of either ship. obviously ship what you want, i really couldn’t give a shit less-but how come people are so pressed on people shipping cherry and ponyboy romantically because cherry is sixteen going on seventeen and pony has been fourteen for a month but no one bats an eye at people shipping johnny, who would canonically be almost sixteen and a half, with ponyboy who’s been fourteen for a month? it honestly doesn’t make sense.
#again i don’t care what you ship#whatever floats your boat and if i disagree i just won’t interact#but i think it’s weird that anyone who ships pony and cherry is banished to alcatraz for “supporting pedophelia”#but johnny who is around the same age as cherry is perfectly okay#like yeah i guess the age gap is awkward with the two considering pony would be fourteen when johnny turns seventeen and will be fifteen#<<when johnny turns eighteen#which is…awkward in my opinion#i dunno this is just me rambling atp#i don’t ship either but i also don’t not ship them y’know?#i’m neutral#personally i just see them as friends but i get where people are coming from with johnnyboy#ponyboy curtis#johnny cade#cherry valance
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@ doorkeay-disliker anon
You do know that most doorkeay shippers were shipping it before knowing anything about the age gap? And that these are two consenting adults in at least their 30s? And that after that information showed up, Jonny came out saying he fucked up the timeline like an idiot? That he fucked it up many times? Nobody in that group of people wants that age gap, and shipped them before knowing of said age gap. The general timeline of TMA has so many mistakes, and so many Michaels. The Michael that worked with Eric could've been a different one, or he could know about Michael because Mary told him after binding him to the book to make him feel bad.
If you don't like. A ship, that's fucking fine. It's not your thing. Nobody's telling you that you have you like it. But you need to get over yourself with this whole righteous bullshit. If you actually read what people write for doorkeay, you'd notice they're always making them healthily consenting adults.
Moreso. I've never seen a doorkeay shipper harass anyone, or cause any fights. But people who claim "doorkeay has a problematic age gap!" even led harassment campaigns and told artists and writers to off themselves repeatedly for weeks on end for shipping it, when said artists and writers made it explicitly clear that they had always seen the ship as being about 2 to 3 years different maximum.
I hate when people come after ships between fucking grown adults. Why are you so fucking obsessed with it?
Care when they're shipping a minor with an adult.
Gerard Keay is not a child, he's in his 30s, and before we got his birthyear from Protocol, he could've been born anywhere in the 80s. Including 1980. No matter how much you whine, he's in his 30s. That's an adult worldwide as far as I'm aware in this dimension, bucko.
If we didn't get the exact year, he could've even been 43 at the oldest today (1980 to 2023). Doorkeay shippers have been under this understanding since forever (timeline's fucked. Play with it). And they almost always picture Michael as being close in age. Hell, I know someone who made a whole timeline trying to catch all the options that the mistakes cause and found that there's a chance Michael could've been a year younger than Gerry (before getting the set year from Protocol. That timeline was made over 2 years ago)
And the few times there's been a larger age gap, the authors/artist always make sure to clarify:
THESE ARE TWO CONSENTING ADULTS, NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF EACH OTHER, AND CAPABLE OF LEAVING THE RELATIONSHIP IF THEY NEED TO.
Smh. G/d forbid girls like anything
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#anon im very tired but im nodding in agreement#i dont ship doorkeay much personally but ppl who claim its problematic due to an age gap are so weird to me#2 consenting adults. no canon ages. weird ass timeline. chill#idk if its not your cup of tea all good#you dont need a reason to dislike smth outside just disliking it you dont need to try claim smths problematic#and everyone who engages in it is also problematic to dislike it#idk i think some ppl need to learn that#magpod#the magnus archives#tma#gerry keay#gerard keay#michael distortion#doorkeay#magpod confession
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What’s everyone’s super obscure Outsiders ships? Like genuinely a crackship, a ship that makes people go ‘wait that’s a ship???’
#I’ll go first#tim/johnny#(also before anyone comes at me: tim is 18 and johnny is 16 and a half#like even johnny/pony have a bigger age gap: over two years with johnny being kinda an older brother to pony and seeing him as a kid#and that’s not weird because they’re best friends and understand each other with two years isn’t a huge age gap)#*not considered weird#WAIT ALSO CHERRY/JOHNNY!!!! MY BELOVEDS!!!!!#also sylvia/sandy#the outsiders#se hinton#the greasers
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also for the record I am way more lenient with weird ships when they are already canon and clearly accidental or apathetic on the team's end. Breezeheather is fine because there's nothing I can do about it. Swiftbright is not because i can. yknow
#same with weird age gaps. I'll take thornblossom bc it's there but if someone suggested brightheart x briarlight I would raise my eyebrows#also usually bc characters being partners is way more textually important than them being related so the latter is way easier to ignore
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me when people choose not to ship outsiders characters because it’s a story about the intricacies of friendship and brotherly love when you are pushed to extremes and changing it to romantic changes the connotation of the story 😁😁😁😁👍👍👍
me when people don’t ship the outsiders because “it’s the 60s.” (Gay people existed in the 60s and way before, believe it or not. Don’t be weird???)☹️☹️☹️👎👎👎
#Also I think the age gap between Johnny and pony is weird asf sorry.#Outsiders#johnny cade#ponyboy#the outsiders#Idk I do not rlly like outsiders ships but it’s very rare for me to like any ships so maybe im biased#But why are you acting like they can’t be gay because they’re from the 60s? Gay people have existed forever?#Sure they probably wouldn’t have been out BUT ALSO LIKE? It’s fiction??#The outsiders book
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There's a handful of people on the internet rn who LOVE talking in circles about supernatural age vs "physical" age and whether or not real people deserve to be harassed on the internet for it but to be completely honest. First of all there's no winning there just block these people. Second of all that's like the least weird least concerning part of like ANY of the relationships in the show no matter which one they've decided is problematic for it
#charles and Crystal? charles is literally dead#edwin and the cat king? dead and also a man eating magic animal#anything with esther? literal serial killer#Monty and Edwin? edwin said it himself he's a crow#seen people calling payneland problematic because of the 70 year gap and the age they met but the codependency is a much bigger issue imo#dbda#dead boy detectives#and I've seen all of them get weird nasty discourse#it's almost like people want an excuse to call a queer show MEANT FOR ADULTS groomer propaganda and they're using the puriteens to do it
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