#also sorry for not getting to this sooner

[oreo-creampies]

𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐬

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: fluff, period cramps, suguru takes a bath with you, they all refuse to let you walk, pouty reader with Kento because I for one am emotional over tiny things during that time and kento being sweet with me would be everything, making s’mores with Satoru, full of kisses adoration and cuddles, for when you need cuddles and a bath, nap and cuddles or chocolate and cuddles

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧: Hi! May I request Suguru with a fem aligned reader (if u do write that but if not, gn is also ok!) who is on their monthly cycle? cramps r hell rn and I need some comfort.

Oreo: Hope this helps 🫶🏽 sorry I couldn't get this out sooner, I wanted to do more characters because I've been in the mood for some comfort too

𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮

Slowly peeling the covers back, gently lifting you off the bed, cradling you to his chest. “Poor Princess, I hate seeing you like this.” You grimace, furrowing your brows. “Sorry my love for moving you.” Covering your cheek in soft kisses.

He doesn't stop until you’re smiling from the sweet attack. “Got our bath ready, the warmth and water should help ease the flow.” Getting lost in his captivating tender warm chocolate eyes.

“Our bath?”

The softness of his voice soothing. “What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't hold you when you’re cramping? I was thinking I would wash us off afterward, carry you back to bed.” Kissing his hard pec, resting your head against his warm chest, closing your eyes.

You’ve never had someone talk to you with such gentle kindness, look at you with such adoring love or tenderly touch you until Suguru. “You’re better than I deserve.”

“You deserve only the best, and I'm going to give it to you.” Carefully sitting you down on a towel covering the counter protecting you from the cold. Holding your arms up for Suguru to slip the baggy shirt off.

Lifting you off the counter, steadying you on your feet. “You are the best.”

“That’s why I’m your’s.” Pushing your underwear down, for you to step out of. Kissing above your pubic line, gently rubbing in soft circles where you’re cramping the most. After a year of living together he knows your body well.

Using paper tissues to toss your pad in the trash. Lifting you off your feet, cradling you lowering you into the warm, bubble bath. It's the perfect temperature, the water lapping at the back of your neck easing some of your head’s tension.

The bubbles reaching above your head, you have to make a small space otherwise be consumed whole. “You look beautiful and cozy.” Letting out a gentle sigh, the warmth and muscular relaxer soothing your aches.

“This is wonderful, thank you darling.” Suguru slips his sweats down, folding them up to set on the counter. Leaning forward he whips his feet off in the mat, stepping in behind. Carefully sitting down, pulling you into his lap.

Closing your eyes resting your head listening to the music. His chest rumbles when he sings, “Whatever words I say I will always love you, I will always love you, whenever I'm alone with you, you make me feel like I am free again.” Kissing the top of your head.

“Your voice sounds like heaven. I want to record you singing, I can listen to it to fall asleep when you’re working late.” Looking up at Suguru’s face, he smiling down at you.

The soft curve of his lips, the love in his eyes, this is what it’s like to be treasured by someone. “Which songs do you want me to sing for you my love?”

𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨

Resting on his chest, eyes closed listening to Kento’s comforting voice reading. “Traveling down the thin winding path, not yet reclaimed by the forest’s growth. Breaking into a small clearing, displaying a partly dilapidated house. Part of the original brick structure standing tall still.” He pauses to flip the page, looking down at you.

Smiling at how you’d fallen asleep on his chest. Grabbing the long thin bookmark you gotten him. Slipping it between the pages, closing the book, setting it aside.

Checking the heating pad, gently making sure it's in place. Carefully lifting the blanket over you, covering you up to your neck. Slipping his glasses off, laying his head down on the pillow behind him. Closing his eyes and enjoying the peace of the moment.

Your cramps had been persisting all morning, at last you were comfortable enough to fall asleep. He loves your soft warm body resting in top of his. The safety in knowing you’re protected, happy and at peace.

The sun has set by the time Kento wakes up. “My love?” Kissing the top of your head. Massaging your stomach and sides. “Wake up I need to get dinner started, I'll get you cozy in the bed with the heading pad.” He peels the blanket back, grabbing the now cold heading pad setting it aside.

Shifting on top of him, wrapping your arms around his neck. Kento carefully fixes the blanket on yo. Wrapping his arm around you, slowly standing up. “What are you craving?”

Pouting whining in frustration, “I dunno! I'm hungry but I don't know what I want. I don't want you to leave me alone.” Cupping the back of your head, swiping his thumb in small circles. His gentle touch soothing your emotional turmoil.

“Take out it is you can look at what you want and take your time there’s no rush. I'll carrying you to and from the door to get the food.” Nudging the bedroom door open with his foot. He knows the bedroom by memory.

Carrying you with one arm, pulling the covers back, laying you down then flicks on the lamp. “We need to make sure we get you something yummy.” Kento kisses your forehead. “Lemme get your heating pad and my phone.”

Kento isn't gone long coming back into the room. He’s beautiful with his blond hair falling across his thin framed glasses. You like them more than his green and silver ones that hide the beautiful dark coffee brown shade of his warm, gentle, tired eyes.

Slipping into underneath the covers, holding his arms out for you to climb slowly onto his lap. Resting your chest on his chest craving the skin to skin.

Placing the heating pad on your stomach, grabbing the near by covers and covering you both. “Comfortiable beautiful?”

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮

You have a wonderful view of Satoru in a tight black shirt splitting open firewood with a wooden axe. You’d insisted a cabin in the woods because you pouted about being around other people was a bit extreme. Now that you’re here with no one else but Satoru for miles around it’s peaceful and necessary.

The view of his arms flexing when bringing the axe through the wood catching your attention. Almost distracting you from the monthly fit your body is throwing from not getting knocked up by Satoru.

Loading the logs into the pit. He points his fingers at it, looks up at the window and smiles. Could he really spark the firepit without destroying the ground around it?

You eyes widen. There’s a flash of light and boom fire errupts from the pit. Arching towards the sky, settling down, gradually getting lower as it consumes the wooden logs.

Blowing off the his finger gun proud of himself. Then vanishing out of site as he comes into the cabin. Slipping back outside covering the bench in several blankets and the throw pillows from the sofa. The bringing out a plate with a roasting stick.

Dipping back into the house Satoru bursts into the bedroom, grinning widely. “It’s s’mores time! Cuddles, a crackling fire underneath the stars your wonderful boyfriend feeding you chocolate you might be cramping but that has to help a little right?

“Can’t think anything sweeter, other than getting some kisses from you ha.” Satoru climbs onto the bed, hovering over you carefully not to let his weight crush you. Softly kissing your nose, cheeks, forehead and lips. You can feel his smile in the gentle curve of his lips.

Wrapping your legs around him, parting your lips for his tongue. You crave Satoru’s slow, sweet romantic kisses more than air. Slipping your fingers through his short undercut into his fluffy hair.

Squeezing your sides lifting you off the bed. Refusing to break away, he’s lost in your soft lips whimpering into the kiss. Carrying you through the door, slowly sliding his hand up and down your back, cupping your ass.

Pulling away you need to breathe, resting your head on his chest. Shivering from the cool fall air, nuzzling your head into Satoru’s neck, kissing him gently.

“Your kisses are sweeter than any treat I could buy.” Satoru sits down with you straddling his lap. Picking up the roasting fork, its tip having been resting on a plate next to some marshmallow, a chocolate bar and some Graham crackers.

“Cheesy!” Leaning back enough to admire Satoru’s handsome face. Kissing his cheek.

He passes the roasting stick to his other hand. Squeezing your between his arms when he sticks a fluffy marshmellow onto it’s tip. “It’s true! The way you kiss me is so sweet and loving, it makes my heart beat faster every time. I can't stop kissing you, it's getting worse. Everytime I see you I want to cover you in kisses, hold you close and never let you go!”

Oreo’s m.list

[smosh-fessions]

I think a big part of Smosh community, particularly on Twitter, is straight up vile. Much of the Damien hate is rooted in not liking his "vibes", or "the way he speaks". Like I've seen people unironically tweet saying Damien should just shut up and not talk because it annoys them when he talks. I've seen these same people claim that Angela hates him, or how Damien is trying to take advantage of Angela to make himself more popular because he's become a forgotten Smosh member or some stuff like that. Genuinely horrid shit that they spout with zero shame. Absolute losers.

So much of it is rooted in ableism because of him being autistic. It's fucked up and the people who act like that need to grow the hell up. Didn't your parents ever tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all?

When you are actively a 'hater', I consider you to be more of a fan than an actual fan, since it's all you ever talk about. These people talk about Damien and Damangela more than the actual people who stan Damien and ship Damangela to begin with! Then they turn around and complain that those people are mad at them and talking to them and it's just like... no shit? You expect people to just let you run your ableist little mouth and not have someone tell you to shut the hell up? You don't get to just talk trash about people scot free, my guys. It's beyond immature, it's beyond pathetic, and one day you're going to look back at your behavior and be embarrassed as shit and I hope that day comes sooner rather than later.

The only ship that gets shit on so hard is Damangela, because as far as I can tell everyone has decided on their own that Angela is a lesbian, and she isn't. She also cares about Damien very much. Did you guys all miss her on Perfect Person saying she sought him out drunkenly just to tell him emphatically how much she loves him and appreciates him? People have made up that she hates him just because their dynamic isn't in your face and it's ridiculous, and knowing what I know about Angela, she wouldn't appreciate people deciding she hates one of her friends. It's not cool and it's childish to do.

Sorry for the length and the rant but I'm so, so tired of this behavior. It's just middle school bullying all over again.

[theamaus]

Since a couple of the BLUs have hearing damage, do they have anything special to accommodate them? Like, special lights/flashing patterns that indicate intelligence is being stolen or a spy is in the base? Is BLU base generally quieter than RED base?

Good question! Sorry for not getting to it sooner ^^"

A couple of thoughts on BLU base and the audibly impared mercs:

Neither the administrator or Blutarch Mann gives a shit that some of their mercs have hearing damage so when they first arrive to the base there is no accomotation.

However it becomes clear pretty fast that something has to be put in place so eventually the Administrator asks Dennis (engie) to install lights in every room that go off with the alarm when something happens

Friedrich (medic) is given permission to help in any way he can. He begins research on transplants and operations to fix the problem perminently, but until he perfects the procedure he has equipped the mercs with hearing aids.

Johns (soldier) hearing is very bad but he doesnt like wearing his aids and ofted doesnt. As a result he has a hard time following conversations and is often speaking very loudly. Friedrich eventually convinces him that if he cant hear he cant follow orders and a soldier who cant follow orders is a bad soldier. This scares him straight and he begins to wear his aids regularly.

Angus' (demo) hearing is also not great though not as bad as Johns. His has tinnitus which Friedrich is helping him deal with. It bothers him greatly so he has volunteered to be a testsubject to Medics experiments. He also uses protective gear to avoid damaging his hearing further.

Nick (sniper) is only deaf on his right ear. Its inconvenient but not something he feels need to be fixed with an operation. Besides with his ear so close to his rifle every day it would only be a temperary fix anyway. He wears his hearing aid when he remembers but is otherwise unbothered. As long as people stand on his left side its no problem in his day-to-day

[fruitless-vain]

Hiya! I've been a long time follower of you and even though I've been around a while I don't remember how you and Jack met? I'm feeling a touch sentimental this morning and would love to know <3 also how did you know you wanted to marry her?

If you would prefer not to share thats 100% fine!

Also I have legit been following you since 2014... I found you when I was 14 and and first make my tumblr. The progress both of us have made is amazing <3 im sorry for being on anon im shy haha

This is such a cute ask I love it 🥰 sorry for not responding sooner, busy scrubbing the weeks away yknow yknow

I met Jack at work! We both worked at a large grocery store for a while, she was my supervisor and I was a cashier// did every other department in the store I spent most shifts running around doing everything. At some point my running around the place got me placed with her to do odd jobs (schematics, bringing in the carts, setting up case lot) honestly it was kinda funny because the things I was doing with her are supposed to only be done by supervisors and up unless you’re specifically scheduled there but for whatever reason my shift would say a department and then I’d just get pulled and tossed wherever for the day (kept things interesting v fun)

At the time I was with my ex, an event happened between us that caused me to be completely zoned out and distraught for the day, she ended up being the supervisor to address my tone shift and talk it out. Shortly after the relationship I was in became unsafe and I ended things. Jack gave me her number AS A FRIEND she’s just a nice person who does that when people are having a hard time, just an offer to talk or just not have to be alone with what had happened.

Idk man I’m demisexual, she was so dang genuine and kind-hearted how could I not fall for her?

We’ve been together since 2017, married since 2022. I don’t know that I have a real answer for knowing what I wanted to be quite frank, it just felt right? I was happy to spend my time with her, sitting in silence with her, doing chores with her, the mundane parts of life were more enjoyable with her in it. She’s always been so incredibly caring (to a fault sometimes) and that has never wavered, she is always making sure I know how important I am to her, is always uplifting me and supportive. She makes life feel easy, she takes worry away, stress is just *poof* when I’m with her. She also listens, really listens and helps navigate my brain on bad days and is the first to tell me to take my gd chronic illnesses seriously- never hesitating to help with a flare up no matter how much /I/ feel like I’ve been asking too much. If you were to ask her she would say that nothing is “too much” for my happiness and health.

Also I am very animal-forward and she’s never hesitated with anything for our animals. She’s the one who suggested we renovate a larger bird room when we got Toto, she’s the one who goes trigger happy at the pet store overloading on toys and treats (we don’t need), and is the first trying to sort out how to make their days special

She’s also a little absurd in that area, she will taste test their treats, she has eaten bird chop, and she will jam herself in to kennels to ensure they’re “up to her standard”

I genuinely don’t know which of us loves our animals more, I’m the one with the pet blogs and doing all the research but even /I/ think Jack might win this one (I draw the line at eating dog biscuits)

Yeah I don’t know. I sure do love her a hell of a lot.

[mj-iza-writer]

This was requested by @weirdthingweee they were previously very sick, so they requested this. I am happy to report that they seem to be back in full health. I hope they enjoy this story 😊

"Whumpee, are you still up?", Caretaker knocked gently on the door as they quietly peaked in.

Whumpee's arms wrapped under their chin as a pillow as they rested their head on the desk.

"My poor Whumpee, this test has wore you out", Caretaker sighed as they looked over the stack of books surrounding Whumpee, "you worry me."

Whumpee made a disturbed snore before looking up.

"Извини (sorry)", Whumpee blinked slowly, "у меня сильная мигрень (I have a terrible headache)."

"And you're not feeling well either, or starting to not feel well", Caretaker sighed.

"How can you tell?", Whumpee sighed tiredly.

"You started speaking in Russian... always a good sign that something is coming", Caretaker closed one of the books, "plus, I did warn you about staying up late to study. You're only stressing your body out more. Your immune system is getting compromised."

"I'm sorry", Whumpee whispered.

"Come on, let's go to bed. The books can wait for a little while", Caretaker helped Whumpee up from the chair.

"Caretaker....he... По.. Помощь (help)!"

Caretaker was already jumping from their bed. One thing with Whumpee is that they puke very loudly.

"I'm here... I'm here", Caretaker hurried into the bathroom.

"It... mmm, I barely made it to the toilet", Whumpee groaned, "I don't feel good at all."

"I can see that", Caretaker nodded, "do you have any more coming out."

Whumpee nodded and quickly turned to throw up again. They gasped for air as they looked back up at Caretaker.

Caretaker reached for a washcloth and wiped Whumpee's face when they had finished.

"I... don't... feel... good", Whumpee struggled.

It was a long night for both of them. Whumpee ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor. The cold tile felt good on their feverish skin. Caretaker leaned up against the wall, just outside of the bathroom.

Whumpee struggled to their desk.

"Куда ты идешь? (where are you going?)", Caretaker followed them.

"Uhm... Изучение? (Studying)", Whumpee questioned.

"You just spent half the night throwing up; you are going to bed", Caretaker pointed to the bed.

"The test?", Whumpee whimpered.

"Whumpee.... bed", Caretaker said sternly.

Whumpee whined but slowly went to the bed.

"I'm doing this for your own good Whumpee", Caretaker pulled the blankets aside, "trust me."

Whumpee nodded as they settled in, "I'm just.... this test is.... I'm not ready for this."

"I know", Caretaker gently petted Whumpee's sweaty hair, "but we have to worry about your health too. Let me take care of you."

Whumpee nodded.

Whumpee moaned when Caretaker came in.

"Is it getting worse?", Caretaker set a bowl down.

"Mmm-yhmmm", Whumpee looked up slowly, "you don't expect me to eat right now, do you?"

"I do, even just a few bites. You have an empty stomach right now, and the medicine I have for you will make you feel worse if you take it without food", Caretaker sat on the side of the bed, "I made you white rice with chicken broth mixed in. Just a few bites, but eat as much as you like. I also ordered ginger ale to help your nausea."

Whumpee pouted, "I don't want to move. Moving makes it worse."

"You can eat like this", Caretaker reached for the bowl, "come on, the sooner you get better, the sooner you can get back to the books."

"That sounds just as miserable", Whumpee mumbled.

Caretaker scooped up some rice and held it in front of Whumpee's mouth.

"Mmm", Whumpee grumbled as they took a bite.

"Good job" Caretaker praised them.

Whumpee perked up with the praise and willingly took another bite.

"Good job" Caretaker smiled

Whumpee sighed, "can I have a drink?"

Caretaker reached for the cup and held it for Whumpee to drink.

"You were thirsty", Caretaker smiled as they watched the cup empty, "I'll get you more ginger ale if you like. It looks like you need water as well."

Whumpee nodded, "can I at least look at my notes while I lay here. I'll probably fall asleep within a few minutes. I want to feel like I'm doing something, at least."

"I'll let you", Caretaker stood, "let's take some medicine, and a few more bites of this. I'll leave you to it."

Whumpee looked up from their notes when Caretaker came back in.

"More ginger ale and water for my sick Whumpee", Caretaker smiled.

"Спасибо (thanks)", Whumpee blinked slowly.

"You're getting sleepy again", Caretaker started to reach for the notes, "you need to rest. Отдыхать (sleep)."

"I know, this is the worst time to get sick", Whumpee didn't fight as the papers were pulled from their fingers.

"I know, and I'm sorry", Caretaker whispers as Whumpee's eyes grow more tired, "I'll get you to feeling better before you know it. Then you can go ace your exam like I know you will."

Whumpee smiled weakly, "you have a lot of faith in me", they whispered.

"Of course I do", Caretaker petted Whumpee's hair before setting a cool damp cloth on Whumpee's forehead.

Whumpee moaned in relief.

"I'm about to go to sleep", Whumpee sighed.

"I can see that", Caretaker smiled, "get some rest... you deserve it. Спокойной ночи (good night)."

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[kittygowrite]

18+ below the cut just in case? No actual smut but I think I was gonna lmao (sorry Sheepy)

Do not ask but I have been awake for 39 hours and this is what you’re getting. (<- [after sleeping note] I do not remember writing that or the rest of this. I literally woke up face down on my laptop...)

Cw: implied consent? Established relationship, f!reader,

Reader who games and Soap who is an absolute dog. You’re in the middle of an online game night with her friends, playing some group game over discord, chatting happily and laughing. Soap comes home practically feral, sweat and dirt still sticking his uniform to his skin.

You dont hear the click of the lock or the thud of Soap’s duffle bag hitting the floor, drowned out by the laughing of your friends playing through your headphones. You startle when you see the reflection of his figure looming on the edge of your monitor screen, whipping around to look at him with a surprised shout. He laughs, steps heavy as he lumbers towards you, a cocky grin spreading across his face.

He stoops to kiss you, overeager and messy, teeth clicking as he bites at your lip. You whine softly, pushing him off just enough to reach past him and click off your mic. Luckily your friends are too busy arguing over the best magic items to have noticed your interaction.

He takes that as the go ahead, bullying his way into the space below your desk, still biting ad sucking at the plush of your lips, fingers rough as he paws at the soft skin of your thighs. He kneels between your legs, panting as he finally

An: (I came back after actually sleeping… I’m not even gonna edit this, idk what I was doing and I'm not gonna even going to try to finish it but sorry for any typos lmao. Sleep deprived me also wrote a chunk of Stalkers Tango but… i was exhausted and its questionable and needs a lot of fixing there's so many plot holes omg but yay thats closer to being done sooner 😌)

Not tagging the tag list cus this isn't even finished, just half a thought from when I was running on negative sleep

[alexandia03]

Ok, so I am a big fan of Imrick and your fanfic Memento Videre is amaazing. Definetely one of the best fanfics I have ever read..so.. when do we get new chapters??It just ended like that, we don t really get to see them together.. I would kill for new chapters

Also I have been thinking about writing a fanfic myself. It s just the books focus entirely on Vi and Xaden, and don t get me wrong I love them, but Imogen and Garrick definetely deserve the spotlight too..

Anyways, I love your fanfics, thank youu for sharing them :))

Oh my god I am so sorry I didn't see this sooner!

You should definitely write fics yourself, the side characters are criminally underrated in the books and they deserve so much love. And you find out incredible things about them when you give them the chance to speak out.

As for my fanfics... I have been working on some side projects lately (Grow as we go, with @essjaywrites and some other separate things) in parallel with working on my uni stuff, but... MV is definitely not abandoned and I am so so incredibly happy that you like it! It's been so long since someone said anything about it and I was just a tiny tiny bit disheartened tbh.

I am currently working on rewriting the early chapters because I am not happy with some things in them - the second one should be done this month, hopefully. So stay tuned!

Looking forward to seeing your fics and hearing your Imrrick thoughts (on MV and in general). Loooots of love! <3

[callsign-relic]

auuauufififiirjjhehhrhfhfhngbrghg ,, beast wars,, liveblog,,,,

S3 EP11 (51)

prophecy???

the covenant of primus...

"YOU DONT GOTTA CLAIM ITS ORDAAINED." LMAOOO

AUUSHDJDHDJS the predacons are essentially just out here camping now

Dinobot2 having absolutely ZERO qualms abt compacting his own (?!) spark in order to hurt rampage. CAN DINOBOT2 ALSO FEEL IT??

freaking obsessed with this concept. is dinobot2 in pain also...

INFERNO STEPPING OUT FROM BEHIND THE TREE AHFJFBSK

and WASPINATOR TOO

"antbot not find own thorax with both hands and a roadmap" HFJFKFJWKRN,,,,,

new base...

EHRKFOSHWK quickstrike is still on the GROUUUND after Megatron threw him!!! AHFJBGEK

HDJFJDISJ the door was Literally Just There.

depth charge </3 doin his own thing again...

submersible...

oh its a BIG submersible!

wheres rampage :0? oh nvm there he is- IS HE JUST FOLLOWING OUTSIDE OF IT? i mean ig he IS a crab so.

OH HES JUST FOLLOWING THEM DOWN THE RAIL

i love that depth charge sounds borderline crazed here ahfjfhdjbfnf

!! DYNAMITE

"ngh... slag" sighs <3 love it when a coolguy gets to fail

OH damn silverbolt!!!!!!! AAHHH

blackarachnia is so worried abt him...

rhjffkfjdkfngkrkfj HIS HEAD FELL OFF...

"yes dear" GDKFKFJDKSNG

more protohumans!

GASP... WASPINATOR? HE QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NEMESIS... AHHH?!!!

oh thats. okay yeah thats the title i should've expected this HEKFLGNSLW

Depth Charge is goin after them !!!

GASP he kicked rampage's missile back at him...

OUUHHGHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHH?!?!!

theyve essentially got raw energon swords thats so cool,,,,,

AHAHHHHFJNJFHJJGMFKSBGK??!?

raw energon to the spark,,,,,

THE DELIVERY ON DEPTH CHARGES LIIIINES

oh ym goddddddddddd

THEY GO OUT TOGETHER CHEST TO CHEST...

rampage let him kill him,,,, he. ahjkdjjkjfk

im lightheaded ohuriakhgkgmbgkf

AHHH WHATS HAPPENING TO DINOBOT.. phasing between dinobot2 and his og form...

depth charge and rampage... theyr both in pieces.................... wails!!!!!

THE NEMESIS RISES!!!

S3 EP12 (52)

deploy operation eternity...

dinobot2.........

his spark is complete

rattraps pred parts...

"yknow how many pieces of waspinator i got!?" aheufigjrktngkdhrk

they're gonna move the ARK?!?

staring Wide Eyed at whatever tf tigerhawk is doing

.... a brave stand... and noble...

DINOBOT ARE YOU STILL IN THERE...

OH FUCK?

TIGERHAWKKKKKKK?!?!? 😭😭😭

oh my god. the music. thats dinobot music!!

Honor !!

OUGH..........

Hejdfkdosksmfnfkgjdkjrhgk OH NO INFERNO AND QUICKSTRIKE?!?!!! D:

Megatron literally only has Dinobot left on his side... and even then thats shaky...

tractor beam !!

TO SPINNING BLADES?!?!

op got inside !!!!

"HEY you EMASCULATIN' FEMBOT..." im gonna fuckign CRYYYY silverbolts reaction after she lops off the top of rattraps weapon. thats he sound of a man who is so intimidated but also flustered abt his epic wife.

HRJFOFJDKS NO SPEECHES THIS TIME.

"speech this!"

god. im so fucking obsessed with both of them quoting the covenant of primus. really really good.

we're all gonna die... (serious this time)

a cowards victory... DINOBOT............

Dinobot!!!!!!!!

Dinobot...?

a shuttle?!

HISTORY IS STILL BEING MADE OUHGHG AFUCK that was cool

dinobot................!!

the way he looks back at op 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭🥺😭

o7 again dinobot2... 😭😭 NOT AGAIN DINOBOOOOT AUAUAUHGHGH

theyr on their way home !!!!!

OH RHINOX IS ALIVE

wait. wahhrjfkfb Wait....

WDYM YOU WONT HAVE TO SEE HIM UNTIL YOU GE TBAKC TO WHAKELEMMELWMFNGMDLDBFKFHKE THEY STRAPPED HIM TO THW OUTSIDE OF THE SHIIIIIIIIIIP

HWRJFODOKSKWNFNFKSSJKCJDKWNGJFLEHDL THATS THE ENDING... AVFJFJDKS

OH MY GOD theres more...

ehskflgjdkfnd the protohumans using parts of inferno and Quickstrike?!?!?!

WAIT. WAIT NO WAY

HRNRKFLDLALAKFNGNFLDNSKGBKGBFKD WASPINATORRRRRRRRR!!!!

oh ny god he gets a happy ending HRHRJGJGJD

WAHHHHHHH <3333

I FINISHED IT,,, its only been like 4 months which out of context of my usual track record sounds like a long time but after finishing it yesterday i realised... i literally haven't finished any other tf series that ive watched yet HTJFKGJE,, i think the furthest ive gotten is tfa in terms of completion but i still havent watched the very last episode LMAO rhtngkfjekrngbfk IM REALLY BAD AT WATCHING SHOWS,,

- initiate

omg…. It’s a miracle. The last bw liveblog and the ask didn’t break 🥹

DEPTH CHARGE AND RAMPAGE’S TRAGIC YET THEMATIC ENDS <3 they lived to hunt each other, one can’t exist without the other. It couldn’t have gone any other way 😔

And DINOBOT2 😭😭 his true self coming through at the very last minute, just to make the ultimate sacrifice once again…. And TIGERHAWKKKK 😭😭

Here’s where my fun fact about Tigerhawk comes in. Apparently Hasbro was a BITCH about if they did or didn’t want to include Tigerhawk in the show or not. He has such a last minute inclusion because Hasbro said yes last minute, but he also has such an abrupt end because literally in the middle of production Hasbro said “uh actually nvm get rid of him” and the writers had to scramble around to fit Hasbro’s orders. I really wish we could’ve seen more of Tigerhawk, he was cute 😔

And SHDGDHD YEAH STRAPPING HIM TO THE SHIP. I always found that funny HEHDHDHEH. And Waspinator after all his suffering finally gets a happy ending <333 a fitting end for him I think HEHEHE

And now…. If you wanted to, you could watch the sequel show, Beast Machines! It takes place directly after the events of BW, on Cybertron this time! I will say it’s not the best, some characters are twisted around in ways I didn’t really like, BUT there are some genuinely enjoyed. I would say it’s at least worth a start, but if it turns out it’s not your thing that’s also totally valid!!! Not right away though of course, I bet you’d want a break HAHA

[the-writing-mobster]

Heeeey Mob! Queen, please tell me how are you so damn amazing at both writing AND art?? That's just!! Cheating!!! (stay amazing 💖💖💖)

Idk, I guess I'm just built different (run ragged)

Also I *have* to be good at art, or who else is gonna draw Fanart of my fics? (Please I'm so tired.)

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[just-null]

i am literally on my KNEEEEEESSSSS. please please make more yandere hantengu clone art.. i don’t care if you don’t color it in or if it’s just a simple sketch PLEASE 😞

is the threat directed at you??? at others??? at something else??? do you even want to find out??? You'll probably be okay if you get back home before dark and make it up to him.

[zhukzucraft]

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Finally, you're going to find out your serendipitous soulmate! Your preordained partner! Your begrudging bff!

...or not

Joe: ???

Etho: Oh yeah, that's normal.

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Start Over -- Go Back

BY THE POWER OF RNG, THE SOULMATES HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED! Aaaaaa the pairs are actually pretty interesting, I'm excited!!! :D

I'm not planning to reveal everyone's soulmate just yet, but here's proof that it's been done:

Next update soon? Hopefully? I already got a plan for it ohoho

[ping-ski]

Eclipse so question? So the sun and moon who make you do you hear them conversing in your head or no? Just wondering?

short answer? no.

long answer? eventually, he will.

[charmac]

Hi everyone! As you may know, I run an external blog for the show that, among other things, is mainly being used to layout and report new Season 17 information (there's not a lot right now, let's be real).

My main drive for creating this blog was two fold: (1) I wanted a place that would be a "one-stop shop" for people to be able to find a lot of the things I was constantly getting asks about (scripts, DVD extras, webisodes, stills, etc.) and (2) I wanted to be able to recreate the original Paddy's Pub Blog, which was a production blog existing during Seasons 4 through 9 to post updates, bts, new episode recaps, etc. for when the time comes (nigh!)

Obviously I modelled the look of my blog completely off of that OG Blog...

And now, in furtherance of honouring the OG Blog (or, leeching from it), I've gone ahead and bought the original domain:

If you have any page from the site bookmarked already (awe, thanks!) the links will automatically redirect to the "clean" URL, so this isn't, like, a necessary FYI, so to say, but I'm telling you all anyway. From now on, you can just type paddyspubblog.com and boom. you're there.

Also, because it's been a while since I've mentioned this, if anyone wants to contribute to the blog (in any way! posts, feedback, you want a link added, etc.) please let me know! I't's still under construction (mostly the Episode Guides tab) I'd love to be able to flesh out the Episode Guides tab, especially, and that really just kinda needs more than myself to bounce a conversation around and compile some lists.

And if you aren't familiar with the Paddy's Pub Blog just yet, the blog has a lot of fun stuff to check out! There now exist individual pages with info on all the upcoming episodes (plug a page full of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ info), links to tons of real episode scripts, a Random Episode generator, an episode sorter (head-to-head battles) and a few posts I, myself think are pretty good :)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

[shinhyunjin]

i was the happiest these past two nights ♡

[cannibalgremlin]

Sometimes I can draw, uh never drew sonic characters before but here’s my Sonadow kid Riot. Man is trying to be the goodest boy but everyone keeps testing his patience