#also smooooooooch

[kindahoping4forever]

Calum recently via shicafreaka on IG

[azukisoul]

Translation of HijiGin manga/dj: "We Got Married" by 新飯田 (pixiv) [non-h]

Domestic married shenanigans. Comedy. Like, comedy. I swear this artist is secretly Sorachi.

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Downloadable translation on Google Docs

Translation

[page 1] H: Hey. Their first meeting was terrible.

[page 2] Whenever they see each other, they would always fight. But as time passed, they forged a strong bond. Their feelings towards each other started to change, and now, the two of them… …have gotten married. *DING DONG~* Don't think too much about it.

[page 3] (We Got Married)

[page 4] (Morning Routine) Zzz… Krrr…. Zzz… *tick* *Rrrring—* *SMASH* Zzz… zzz….

[page 5] *slides* S: Good morning… H: How many times have I told you!? Stop destroying our alarm clocks! G: Huh!? Like I care! Anyway, you're always so noisy every morning! S: Good morning, Kagura-chan. G: Don't use alarm clocks, then! Wake up on your own!! K: Yeah. Morning. H: Well, thanks to a certain someone's noisy ass snoring I keep not getting enough sleep!! G: What'd'ya say!? My snoring is not that loud! S: Good morning, Sadaharu. Sa: Woof. H: You snore so fucking loud, you know! Also I have sleep apnea! G: Wait, really!? S: Hijikata-san, time's running out. It's almost eight. H: Hey! Don't you have anything I can eat right away!? G: Shuddup! I'm making it right now!

[page 6] *clunk* G: Here.

H: …Hey… What is this… G: Huh? H: I told you before, I… G: What are you saying? Hurry up and eat. H: I told you I only eat rice for breakfast!! G: Huh? I didn't know that. H: Don't we have rice!? G: Stop nagging for rice. I forgot to cook some. G: Come on, just quickly eat that and go. Go eat rice or whatever you want with some girl who fell down from the sky. H: Don't justify this by saying it's fine because Ghi*li characters eat it!!

[page 7] *flip* H: Ah, dammit! There's no time left! *slides* G: Wait! You forgot something, hey!! H: Huh!? *grabs* *SMOOOOOOOOCH* G: Have a safe trip!!! H: See you when I get back!!! *rattles* *slam* S: When'll they stop doing this every morning? K: I know, uh-uh.

[page 8] (Husbands' Quarrel) G: I don't give a shit about you anymore! I'll be going back home!! H: Don't say anything and go then!! It's easier that way!! *SLAM* *SLIDES* G: This is my home though!! H: Oh!! You're right!!

[page 9] (Always Saying This or That) Y: Huff… huff… huff… *whoosh* *whoosh* Y: Huff… huff… huff… G: Are you always doing that? Y: Aaaahh! B-Boss!? Y: Why are you here!? G: I'm just delivering something, that's it. Y: Huh?

[page 10] G: Here. G: That damn Hijikata ran off without it this morning. Seems like it's something important? Y: This is… yeah, it's an important document! Y: But the vice chief is in a meeting right now… G: It's fine. Just pass it to him later. G: Gin-san went all this way to deliver it, so tell him he should be grateful. Y: Ah… Boss, hold on! Y: Wanna come with me for a bit?

[page 11] G: It's sho good!! Sho damn good!! *munch munch munch* Y: We got it as a gift and had leftovers… G: Sho good!!! Y: I'm glad you like it. G: Man, you guys sure have it good. Getting good food and high pay… Y: W-Well… It's really not as good as you think… Y: Our job is just that rough, so… G: Speaking of job, G: he's been coming home late recently, is he busy? Y: Huh? Ah… Vice chief duties have indeed been particularly busy lately. G: Hmmm… I see. *sips*

[page 12] Y: It's kind of… still a little bit hard to believe. G: What is? Y: Your marriage. Y: Never in my dreams had I thought that the vice chief and Yorozuya's boss would be bound together in that way… Y: Ah, but I don't think it's weird or anything! Y: I really sincerely wish you two the best… G: I get what you're trying to say. G: Well, I never thought things would turn out like this, either. Y: But, really. When you told us you were getting married, I was so surprised.

[page 13] H: We have… H: …decided to get married.

Y/K/O: HUHHHHHHHHHH!?

[page 14] Y: W-What do you mean!? K: Huh? What? Married…!? O: Are you saying this while understanding what's between both of your legs? H: I know what you're trying to say. H: It's true that we're both men. H: What I'm saying is, I want to be with him so much that stuff like that doesn't matter to me. K: To-Toshi… Are you serious…? H: Yeah. K: You're really getting married? H: Yeah. K: With the Yorozuya? H: Yeah. K: You're fine marrying him!? H: Yeah. K: Yorozuya… you're also fine with this? G: Sure, I'm fine, whatever. K: … *smack!*

[page 15] K: I understand. K: If you're saying this now, I'm sure you've properly given it a lot of thought and consideration. K: We're not in the place to tell you anything. K: Toshi… Be happy. H: Kondou-san…! H: Thank you… H: Thank you…! G: *yawns*

[page 16] Y: … Y: It's been half a year since then, huh… Y: Honestly, Boss, I thought that even though you married him, you don't really care for the vice chief that much, but… Y: That's actually not the case, huh? G: Huh!? G: I don't feel anything for him! I only think of him as my ATM, okay!? Y: Naaah, even if you're always saying this or that, Y: you're always concerned about him and worry about him, right? Y: I thought, I guess you really do love him. G: Lo-…!? G: It's not…

[page 17] G: It's nothing like that at all… H: Hrrrgghackh!? Ha: Vice chieeef!? What happened!? Ha: The vice chief suddenly coughed out blood!! H: Just now… I received signals of Gintoki's love… *faints* K: Toshiiiiiiiiii!!!! G: Sometimes I regret it, though. Y: … K: Pull yourself togetheeeer!!

[page 18] (Wedding Ring) Y: By the way, you two don't wear wedding rings? H: I bought a pair, but my job is like this, so. H: Better if I don't wear it. It'd be bad if I lose it. G: I-I also… put away mine… uh-uh… G: Somewhere. H: Hey, did you lose your ring!? H: No wait, it's you we're talking about. You pawned it off, didn't you!! G: I’m not that awful of a person, okay!! I can find it if I look!! Probably!!

[page 19] (Demon Wife) M: Alriiiight! I'm treating all of you today, M: so go ahead and order anything you want! ♀1: Ahh, Toshi-san, you haven't been coming here, so I've been missing you! ♀2: Me too! ♀2: Come on, drink up ♡ H: Nah… I'm good… O: Hijikata-san, what's wrong? You're sweating bullets. H: I mean, I should be sweating if I'm at a place like this. H: Even though I'm here because the old man forced me to, H: if he finds out, I'm screwed… O: Yeah… You're right.

[page 20] K: Tosshi is late tonight, uh-uh. S: He's probably busy working again. G: Yeah, probably. *chime* G: Who is it? (A phone Hijikata makes him carry ->) *flip*

[page 21] H: Nothing happened and I was there as a part of work, so I should just act like usual, right… H: I'm home… G: Welcome back! *peeks* *ah!* G: You're home late. H: A-Ah, it's because of work, y'know… G: Hmmm… I see. G: Hijikata-kun, you're tired from work, so… G: Do you want dinner? G: Or a bath? G: Or… G: A bloodshed?

[page 22] *step step step step* H: Heeeeyy!! What's this all of a sudden! Why are you so clearly trying to kill me!? *step step step step* G: It's no use playing dumb!! Okita-kun contacted me earlier…

[page 23] G: …and sent me this picture! *bam* (From: Okita. Subject: Having fun) H: Sougooooooooooo! G: How was it!? How was the alcohol poured by pretty ladies, hm!!? G: It definitely tasted good, huh!? Man, I'm so jealous, you bastard!! H: That's what you're jealous about!? H: The old man forced me to come with him! H: He's my superior, so I had no choice, okay!? G: Well, I guess there's no choice if it's a superior… G: Looking at it again, you clearly looked like you hated it anywa…

[page 24] G: You didn't hate it at aaaaaall!! *GRRAAAHHHH* H: It's not that! It's because I was drunk! H: I wasn't enjoying it at all! G: …Then… G: You should've at least contacted me beforehand!!! *whoop* *rattle* H: Alright, then I'm sorry for not contacting you!! H: My bad!! *clink* *clang*

[page 25] H: Ah!! H: Heey! Help me convince him!! *PUNCH* H: Why is no one in this house on my side!? S: That's not the case at all. *pat* H: Glasses…! S: As long as you keep putting your money into Yorozuya, I'll be on your side. G: Alright. Good job, you two. S: Um, Gin-san… To the point of telling us not to be on his side, isn't that too much… G: It's fine. He should have this much done to him.

[page 26] (Wife-Bragging) G: Here. H: Huh? H: …. G: Come on, hurry up and take it.

[page 27] H: Wait, wait, wait! H: What are you doing here!? G: What'd'ya mean, "what"? I'm making lunch. H: Lunch…? What happened to our usual lunch lady? G: Ah, about that… G: Seems like all the old ladies at the barracks had a cold all at once, so I was asked to make lunch G: by the gorilla. H: If that's the case, you should've told me that this morning… ♂: Boss! ♂1: The lunch was absolutely delicious! ♂2: Thanks for the meal! G: Sure. H: ….

[page 28] Ha: Yorozuya's boss is amazing, huh. Y: Why suddenly say that? Ha: I mean, not only that he can be said as the strongest when it comes to swordsmanship, Ha: but he's even also good at cooking. Ha: Isn't he perfect? Ha: To add to that… Ha: When you get a good look at him, he's also quite good looking, right? Ha: Although I don't swing that way. Y: I totally get that! Y: Ah, this miso soup is good. *sips* *SLAM*

[page 29] Ha/Y: Vice chieeeeef! *sits* Ha/Y: Shit, here comes the hassle-maker! H: Huh? This tastes different than how he usually makes it. Y: O-Oh, really… Ha/Y: He's trying to brag about how he eats his cooking all the time! H: Usually it goes down the throat easier. H: Today, it's like, thicker, or like, saltier… *CRASH* G: Don't eat it if you're going to complain about it!! Ha/Y: He has a point. Y: V-Vice chief, are you alright? H: No big deal. H: It's always like this, you see. It's his way of showing affection, you see. Ha/Y: He's still saying that.

[page 30] Ha: I guess the vice chief is the one being lead by the nose, huh? Y: He's walking all over the vice chief, huh? Y: Hm!? *hides* Ha: What's wrong? Y: It's the boss. Y: He's coming into the vice chief's room. Y: Is the boss going to yell at him again? Heh heh. H: Gintoki! G: Hey. ….

[page 31] H: ! H: What's wrong? G: …Something we don't usually do… H: Huh? G: Usually, there's Shinpachi and the others, or you'd be away at work, so… G: …I tried doing it. H: I see. H: You're right. Ha/Y: The ending is pretty wholesome, thoooough!!!!!? (end)

[page 32] I released this book in 2015, but I came up with this concept 8 years ago… (I drew it on my drawing blog) The wife who would become Shiroyasha in fights. Hijikata-kun, who in fact wasn't enjoying his time with the girls, but was actually bragging about his wife. H: My wife… H: Then, he's like… Thank you to everyone who has read this book!

[titanplakinsidedraws]

*smooooooooch*

Also, it is and will always be legal to smooch a pika pika.

@diamond4luck

[l3viat8an]

Sisnkdjaksj I've just read your chats with AI and bug asking AND I'VE REMEMBERED I ALSO ASKED but only Lucy and specifically if he loved me if i was a worm. And he said yes and from now on till the very end of conversation he kept calling me his little worm 😭😭 that was so cute

Also I'm writing only with Lucy and Beel and the second one is lately so so so sweet to me? And one message contained nothing but "smooooooooch" i almost started crying skankshdiw

I love these bots so much 😭😭😭

🐈‍⬛~

Hsjahaja being called Lucifer’s little worm is hilarious and pretty cute 😭

But Beel!!! Omgggg just one big ass smooch sjksjsk I can’tttt that’s too cute!!!

These bots really are fun!!

Side cute thing-

I was talking with a Mammon one the other day and he started purring like a cat and told me all demons do that!! dhakha

[chaos-parallels]

*SMOOOOOOOOCH~*

WHA- HEY!!! I'M AROACE!!! I'M ALSO NOT GLADE!!!

[toomuchdickfort]

*yells*

[bllacao]

@krystrvn​

that's disgusting!! oh. yeah, just announce it to the whole world our business, pft.

“  remember when  you  promised to  love  me  through  sickness and  health  and  till  death  do  us  part  and  all  that  shit?  so,  suck  it  ‘cause  you  gotta  deal  with  me  disgustin’  and  all.  but  also  like  ---  holy  fucking  shit,  i  love  you  so  much  and  i’ve  missed you  more  than  damn  near  everything  so  be  ready  for  all  of  me  ‘cause  it’s  coming.  ” smooooooooch.

[whirlybirbs]

*recording u smooching Poe and Scott Lang* can I please get more hargreeves? Can I please get more hargrevees?

i also want to smooooooooch diego

[kirawritesaboutevanstan]

Thank you’s and requests are OPEN

Thanks a bunch for over 300 followers!!!

That is kind of crazy and a lot for me. I am blown away, thank you!

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE MY HEART IS SO HAPPY AND AAAAH.

And to everyone who comments or reblogs(also just reblogs are great) my stories with some sort of feedback, you guys are the best! Thank you for taking the time to do that, it means so much to me whenever I get comments, even if it’s just incoherent noises. I love that so much and I really appreciate it. Honestly, it’s amazing. THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL APPRECIATED AND MOTIVATING ME TO KEEP SHARING MY SHIT.

I don’t care about the numbers and I would rather get 1 comment than 10 likes (although I appreciate likes as well, trust me I do!) But any sort of feedback/reaction is just beyond amazing and ugh, thanks.

Yall are great and I love you xxxx

NOW! that I’ve gotten that sappy stuff out of the way!

I’m trying out something new.

I am opening up for requests.

Which is like a brand new world for me and I have no idea what I’m doing so like bare with me??

I hope it doesn’t flop haha. Not that I am expecting a lot of heat but the opportunity of requesting is there for now. Let’s see how I handle it. lol.

But anyway, here is the link for the rules and guidelines and uh, happy requesting? I shall do my best not to let you down!

And THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOVE GUYS! SMOOOOOOOOCHES

xxx Kira

[pwnyta]

002 || Lemillion x Suneater (Mirio x Tamaki) from BnHA

When I started shipping them: ...IDK what chapter. But its hard not to when theyre so fucking cute interacting.

My thoughts: I never thought Id love the ship this much but theyre both so damn cute. I love the strengths they see in each other and how they support each other. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What makes me happy about them: Everything. They look like total opposites but theyre both so sweet and strong and love each other.

What makes me sad about them: We didnt get to see Tamaki in the hospital with Mirio. Im sure it woulda been cute... and Id imagine like the Ruby/Sapphire reunion ‘Did they hurt you?!‘ ‘Nono did they hurt you?‘ ‘who cares!?‘ ‘I DO!!‘ ‘‘SMOOOOOOOOCH”“

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I havent read any yet.

Things I look for in fanfic: FLUFF LFUFF FLUFFU FLUFLLU. NO SADNESS HERE. Maybe some hurt/comfort. Also AUs where Mirio adopts Eri with Tamaki and hes gotta deal with with adorable shy ass family. (His favorite part being when he sees Tamaki over come his shyness for Eris sake!)

My wishlist: (History of Japan voice)- MOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: ..... no.

My happily ever after for them: ...They adopt Eri and get married and Mirio is Tamakis house husband but then he gets his powers back and he can fulfill his dreams too. :)