#also puss is literal meow meow

[gearbroth]

pussinboots doodles from last month

[caruliaa]

i literally havent done my kitty doodles in. over a fucking year jesus. i miss them i am going to try to draw and post some again this week 👍🏽

[teddybeartoji]

hi mickey! i kinda can’t stop thinking about your snow leopard!gojo and i have a question… do you know how when female cats go into heat they get so clingy and like… slutty? with their ass up and meowing really loud non stop just very needy… what about subby gojo? or do you think he leans more on the dominant side?

HIIII VAL!!!!!! LITERALLY RUSHED TO ANSWER THIS BC 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 i think he definitely leans towards being a sub!!! he wants you to take care of him, he want you to baby him. he's like a fucking pillow princess lmao. i don't really see him going too feral in a dominant way. feral in a slutty way is a big yes though. he's sooooo fucking needy holy fucking shit.

ok but the heats.... i think for men it's called a rut..... i think.... BUT I'M ALSO NEW IN THE HYBRID WORLD LMAO SO I'M NOT SURE. anyway.... he's losing his mind whenever he goes into a rut. he's humping your bed, your pillows, he's stealing your underwear, he's sniffing them, he's licking them - he turns into a real perv. he just can't help it. you smell so fucking good. oh, and he most certainly likes to nose at your crotch..... like he's sitting at your feet and just burying his face into you. oke and he might... hump your leg, too. he's just sooo sensitivee:(((( and he needs your help:(((((( to take care of his problem:(((( he's gonna make you do it. he's a little manipulator:(((

he gives you his best little puss in boots eyes as he guides your hand to his rock hard cock and it's so hard to say no to him bc his nose is so pink and his lips are so pouty and his fuzzy ears are tilted downward and his tail is thumping against the floor and yeah he knows you're going to make him feel good because you love him right?

iiiiii think he's also very likely to just grind on you overall. whenever he sits on your lap, he's mewling and whining into your neck while his tail wraps around your leg, tickling your skin. mmmmmmmmmmm i'm going insane actually.

i think he also makes messes just so you'd have to punish him. he literally can't be without your attention, no matter what kind it is.

okay fuck wait but back to the ruts sorry i blacked out for a sec there. the whole point is breeding you. like he needs to cum inside you. he needs to. he likes to trap you below him and he likes to fuck you in the prone bone position🥴🥴🥴he loves it sm bc he can nip at your skin - at your cheeks, at your ears, at your neck. and he can keep you there. when he gets into it... he doesn't stop. and he obviously can go for so many fucking rounds. so he loves it when you're crying from overstim below him, bucking your hips into him subconciously.

but don't think he's playing like a dom daddy!!! oh no! he's still in your ears begging and whining. the word 'please' is spilling from his lips like a waterfall. it just feels so fucking good, you feel so good. he's also slurring out the good old "i'll be good, i'll be so good for you." and "one more. please, just one more." and "can i cum? please, can i cum?". he's so perfect i want to cry aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

aaaaand after all that he just likes to lay on top of you bc ofc he does. his tail trails over your sweaty limbs in a comforting manner as he listens to your pounding heart<3333333

[legobatjoker]

also v obsessed w this section from a page at the start before a lot of the consept art talking abt puss... "he is so cute even with all of his flaws we just cant help but love him so much" is esp real like literally even w when at the start of the movie he kinda sucks im still like ILYSMM PUSS <3 !!! bc hes literally a cat a meow meow <3 !!!

OUGH WAIT thats actualyyyy such a cute quote like literallyyyyy h is so cute........

[devils-casino]

I WANNA WATCH PUSS IN BOOTS SO BADDDDD

FOR HIM^^ SPECIFICALLY BUT LIKE ALSO FOR MY MEOW MEOW (LITERAL)

[jewbeloved]

💖❁The Main 4 with a Neko s/o❁💖

A/n: This came into my head because why not? :>

Gender: Neutral

💠 Stan Marsh 💙

When he saw your ears he though it was fake.

But when he saw you move your tail, he was completely shook-

He rubbed your ears gently to see if it was really true, even If you already told him multiple times-

After a day, this boy will a huge blushing mess If you let him pet you and you start purring.

He will not let anyone else make fun of you!

Would give you his hat if you need something to cover your ears with.

Probably also gives you one of his spare hoodies to cover your tail too as well!

Overall, he loves having a neko s/o <3💙💙

🎄 Kyle Broflovski 💚

Similar to Stan, he low-key though it was fake and you were just pranking him.

Immediately changed his mind after seeing you aggressively flap your ears and wagged your tail in order to prove it was real to him

And just like Stan- he was also completely shooked as well, and it took him a while to process with what he just saw.

He would ask to touch your ears after he's done having his little moment of being shooked.

While petting your ears, he is amazed by how soft and floofy they are!🥺🥺

Please let him pet your ears everyday, If you want him to stop he will :)

South park always throws shit at him every other day, so having a neko s/o really seems like a therapy healing for him💚💚💚

Will blush if you wrap your tail around him while cuddling.

🍎 Eric Cartman ❤️

He already knew that you were a neko from beginning, don't ask how he found out :)

You were worried that he was going to rip on you for it and tell everybody.

To your surprised he actually kept his mouth shut and didn't say anything mean to you, but he didn't speak to you for a week because he needed sometime for himself after finding out that his partner is a goddamn cat.

But remembering that he has a cat named Mr kitty, he just went along with it and calmed down.

After everything is cool and fine now, he would start giving you the affection that he didn't give to you since he didn't talk for a week.

This guy literally becomes so protective of you now.

Somebody made fun of you? They won't be showing up to school anymore. They either got expelled, humiliated infront of everyone, got sent to the hospital, or arrested.

He wouldn't show your Neko form to his friends either because they don't deserve to see your cuteness.

Loves seeing you having fun with mr kitty <3❤️❤️❤️

🍊 Kenny Mccormick 🧡

Personal space didn't exist anymore after he found out-

Will literally pet you everyday and even in public.

Karen is absolutely in love with your ears as well! So you might have both Kenny and Karen petting you everyday :')

Will give you his parka to cover up your tail and ears when going on in public.

Will send glares at the people who make fun of you or look at you weirdly after you accidentally meow

Calls you his very own puss, don't worry he means it in a good way thought!

Will tease you about being a Neko everyday as well.

He might make you urinate on him in like that episode where cat urinate makes people high-

Overall, he really likes having a neko s/o! It makes life in south park more interesting.🧡🧡🧡

I had a lot of fun writing this <3

[taeyamayang]

I’m so sorry about dumpling! No one should ever go through that. If you need to vent about it, I’m here. Also, arias tail isn’t necessarily broken, just a tiny (like pen tip) is showing from her fur and it never bothers her. I forgot to mention, I call her Mimi bc she likes to go “miiiiiii” when she wants attention and it’s super cute….. till it gets super annoying rip. We actually got her at petsmart when we were shopping for a cone for Thor (he kept picking at his eye stitches). My sis said she’ll take her instead of a bday gift and she’ll take care of her. Which was a lie lmao. Aria doesn’t even really like her tbh 😭. With aria I can only get majestic or cursed photos. No in between.

Context for the second photo, I was petting the neighbors cat and aria was not having it. For the other two- she just looks like that™️ sometimes

And by that I mean stares into your soul

I’m not sure if I shared this one yet but she wears a bow bc she is a gift ✨😌✨

I deadass ran out of room to talk about Loki and Thor-

And I don’t even favorite Loki I just ramble about all my fur babes

yeah, it was too soon for me to say goodbye to dumpling. she was my favorite cat and i was her favorite too tho overall she's a good cat to everyone in the house. it's okay!! honestly, sharing stories and photos of our cats is therapeutic for me lmao

WAIT SHE GOES "MIIII" ??? WTF THAT IS SO CUTE!! i can imagine puss in boots iconic puppy eyes and Aria goes miiiiii NOOOOOO THAT IS SO CUTEEE I'M LITERALLY SMILING RIGHT NOW if you have a video of her saying it I will VERY MUCH appreciate it. i will keep it as my serotonin booster. okay, but remember ching? the calico cat we have at home? she doesn't meow too but instead she goes "KIK" like when she needs food she looks at you and goes "KIK" maybe i should attach a video of her next time i sent you an ask (since it's late here and she's sleeping lmao)

the first picture makes me want to scratch her chin HHHHH AND THE SECOND PIC IS HILARIOUS SHE LITERALLY HAS THE YOU BETRAYED ME FACE LMAOOO is she clingy towards you? it's funny how she was originally adopted by your sister but she ended up as your cat. i think it's true that cats choose their owner and not the other way around. the third pic tho,, at least you get to carry Aria without her constantly pushing you?? bc momo does that ALL THE TIME. MOMO IS THE LEAST CLINGY CAT I KNOW unless it's time to sleep because she refuses to sleep without me so she's sleepy she follows me around AND THE BOW.. SHE IS THE GIFT OMFG AIEFJAEJFNAE I LOVE IT SO MUCH DUDE YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY THESE PICS ARE HEAVEN PLEASE I WANT TO SEE MORE!! YOU CAN INCLUDE YOUR OTHER CATS TOO OMFG AHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU

as a token, here are photos of momo

the first one is when when i get sick of staying inside the house so sometimes take a chair and read outside. momo comes with me and she guards me like a dog 🤣 sometimes i walk her outside with a leash on ofc but she sits or lie down every 5 to 10 steps 🤦🏻‍♀️ the second one is from a video of her eating her favorite treat. i find it funny and adorable when she licks the food lmao and finally the third one is her usual judging face SHE HAS A RESTING BITCH FACE

also, momo walks around the house with a leash lol but we don't tie her up only unless she she goes out bc i don't want her to run off and get ran over by a vehicle like dumpling

[sarcasmisakindofmagic]

And I, seeking safe harbour, found it between the pages of a book

Pairing: Santiago Garcia x fem!reader

Word count: 2,200

Warnings: Tom prefers the movie to the book. one (1) swear word. This is a yearning sort of fluff.

A/N: This is unbeta’d so please forgive any typos 

It started, as so many things did for Santiago Garcia, in a bookshop.

The bookshop of his childhood had been haphazard and dusty, second hand books piled high above his head; unending towers of adventures waiting for him to read. They had been browning at the edges, marginalia scrawled in a rainbow of colours in thousands of different hands - previous readers accompanying him on his journey and adding wry remarks to the story. 

His abuela had taken him there every Wednesday after school. It had just been the two of them, the cousins relegated to helping abuelo on the farm, but Santi as the baby could help abuela with the town errands. She always got him one book to add to his collection.

Le Morte d’Arthur was a favourite, the binding long since giving up the ghost. Pages held together by string and Santi turning each page with a gentle caress, weighting down each pile with carefully selected rocks - flat, nothing to tear the paper.

Santi had gone back to the bookshop once after Abuela died. The day before he was due to leave town to hit bootcamp. He handed a fresh copy of Le Morte d’Arthur to the volunteer behind the desk, complete with scrawled annotations and inscription.

There hadn’t been many bookshops on the tours he’d taken, occasional lingering moments of perusing the shelves. Frankie knew to leave him alone with the potential stories, a quiet nod and he’d be off to stake out a quiet spot. The whole team would find him later, passively guarding enough space for them to guard each other’s backs. Tom never got the message always hovering, making comments about how he always preferred the movies anyway, Santiago stopped looking for bookshops with him around. Will and Benny usually came as a pair. Benny burning off energy, as Will followed more placidly. Ironically it had been Benny who understood the most, Will losing himself to music more easily than the written word.

“Books, man, I could do that anywhere. It’s active, y’know? Music just happens to you, but i can lose myself in a book.” Benny had told him once, dropping a Du Maurier novel in his lap with a sly grin and only offering a shrug when anybody asked where he’s got an english copy in the middle of bumfuck nowhere redacted.

On the long flights where Benny literally couldn’t sleep, and Santi had too many possibilities running through his head, they’d swap books, making little notes and hiding dicks in the centre folds so they’d get bigger as the book opened.

Half their friendship had been little doodles of dicks, drawn at the most heartfelt and profound moments of classics. Oddly it completely summed Benny up.

The local bookshop was a hidden gem. After Colombia he hadn’t sought out the written word for so long the impulse to go in surprised him enough that he was inside before he’d really thought about it. The shelves inside were crammed full, small hand-painted signs letting him know the genre in which he found himself. There was no military precision to be found here, plenty of space to get lost and find a gem no one had wanted to read in years. The ghost abuela murmured approvingly in his ear, old advice echoing ‘Books need readers, nieto, always find a story that has taken someone on the journey before.’

Occasionally, there would be little stacks of books as new orders came in, the shelves too full to make room for the new arrivals. Regulars moved round them, or paused to run the pad of one finger down the spines, a momentary introduction to a potential new companion.

Hidden around a corner was a tiny café area, only enough to seat maybe ten people, it wasn’t advertised outside - Santiago had never seen every seat taken, though he certainly recognised the regulars by now.

There was the local Rabbi who would tuck himself in the corner with a hot tea and write, occasionally muttering under his breath in Hebrew as he wrestled his sermon into existence. Two students, who were not dating but should be, occupied the table with book wedged under the leg to make it stop wobbling. They were always in contact with one another, limbs seeking the other’s warmth. They didn’t have a schedule but were never in before noon and had only once been spotted on a Thursday. 

A young mum who sat by herself on Saturday mornings and absorbed the quiet, she’d once fallen asleep, resting her head on the shelves. Santiago had woken her at her usual departure time, to flustered thank yous, ‘her twins were at ballet classes and her husband was away-’. She’d been out the store and earshot before she’d finished speaking but a little plate with a huge slab of shortcake had been waiting for him the Saturday after, with ‘Thank you’ iced across the top. There had also been a card with a little boy and girl dancing ballet together impressively drawn in crayon, with capitalised signatures.

Santiago had it in a frame at his house and refused to explain it to anyone that asked beyond a bland, “It’s a thank you card.” 

Only Will had taken more than a beat to move on, absorbing the bright colours and wobbly letters. The clap on Santi’s shoulder and soft look had been enough. Will had never needed words to get a point across, but a gesture like the card? Will understood that well enough.

The boys all knew about you, heard stories about the book shop owner who could make Pope blush with a well timed smile and look in her eye. 

Abuela would have liked her, was the way he explained it to Frankie, blaming the hushed tones on the baby cradled in his arms, rather than the strength of his crush. Little Nina was as placid as her daddy and slept like a rock from day one, Santiago could have yelled his love to heavens and she would only have huffed a little and snuggled closer.

Frankie had only cuffed him on the back of the head and asked if he would pick up some Spanish children’s books for Nina. Santiago didn’t need the excuse to go in there, but he grabbed it with both hands anyway.

You’d been delighted to help, piling his arms high with options before whittling it back down again, selecting tough to rip cardboard and silly rhymes over the school year novellas.

“I’ll pick those up once she’s grown a bit.” He promised, eyeing the reject pile guiltily. “If she takes after her godfather she’ll have her own library soon enough.”

“I was the same,” you laughed, stacking the books neatly by age group and sub-genre, “I used to drive my mother spare reading the book the same day we’d bought it.” “Would you like to go to dinner?” Santiago asked impulsively, talking over the end of your sentence, flushing a little at how abruptly he’d blurted it out. “I’d like to hear about your favourite books.” Your smile made his stomach flip, as you nodded fumbling with the book in your hands.

“I’d like that.” You agreed warmly. “I have quite a few favourites though, it might take more than one.”

Will met you first; in the bookshop without Santi’s supervision. There had been a break in at the shop and Will only lived five minutes away, rushing to calm you down as Santi drove like a madman to get to you.

The shop was in shambles, shelves torn down and books strewn everywhere. Loose leaves littered the floor, glass shards gleaming cruelly in the glaring streetlights. Will had wrapped you up in his jacket, careful of the bruises and nasty gash on your leg, lifting you off the floor and out onto the sidewalk.

He didn’t leave your side until Santiago arrived, waiting until Santi had you in his arms before heading back into the shop to check out what needed fixing.

Frankie met the shop before he met you. His house had the biggest yard, opening out into the woods without anything fencing him in. Will commandeered the space, Frankie happily helping out with the book repairs. His hands had never shaken under pressure, always sure on the controls of the choppers. He learnt the art of bookbinding quickly enough, humming along to Will’s playlists, the two quietest members of the team content to let the music fill the quiet for them.

The first time Frankie met you was when he and Will showed you the shop. The shelves Will had built, now firmly fixed to the wall and floor - they’d prop up the walls before anybody toppled them again. The undamaged books were separated from Frankie’s repairs, in case they weren’t up to your standards. He was pulled into a hug before he could summon up an apology for the amateur job. A stream of thank yous echoing in his ear as you hugged Will just as tightly.

Santiago was smiling, bringing him into hug with a quiet cabron. He always knew when Frankie was overthinking something. You pulled Santi away, demanding Will give a tour of the new, improved shop. Happily calling for Frankie to keep up, you needed to know everything he’d done too.

Benny volunteered to stay at the shop during the day, doing the heavy lifting while your bruises faded. Santiago worked from home but couldn’t help hovering in the shop, too concerned for you and too distracted by all the books he hadn’t got a chance to read.

Somehow this had turned into Benny painting little murals on any spare wall space and the edges of the shelves.

“Have you always painted?” You asked curiously,

Benny shrugged, scratching his chin and leaving tracks of paint over the stubble.

“Pops always had Will out back helping with the farm, he learned the woodworking with him. I helped momma round the house until I was old enough to help paint the stuff they built together.” He broke off to gently shoo Hades away from the paints, the shop cat meowing plaintively at his curiosity being denied.

“Come here puss, you don’t need a paint job.” You coaxed, clicking your fingers to entice him up onto the counter. There was no way your bruises were going to let you bend down to pick him up.

“Anyway, momma was an art teacher she taught me the basics, after that,” he flushed, “a friend helped me practice.”

You had to bite down on your cheek to keep from smiling or asking anymore questions. Benny’s friend sounded interesting but his expression screamed please-don’t-ask-questions.

“My mum could knit anything.” You said instead, finally convincing Hades to have a cuddle and scritching under his chin. “I tried to copy her one summer, ended up having to be cut free from all the wool.”

Benny laughed, all the tension leaving his shoulders at the image of you all snared up like a kitten.

“Me and Will used to track footprints through the house all the time, ‘til we did it with whitewash after painting the barn. Momma had us camped outside for a month before she let us back in.” Benny said sheepishly, a smudged green handprint marking the back of his neck as he confessed. “Pops snuck us in for showers, said he felt bad we’d got punished for chores.”

Hades leapt out of your arms, startled by your laughter. 

“God, I dropped a whole bowl of tomato soup on a cream carpet? Does that count?” You wheezed, leaning back against the shelves to try and stretch out the bruising seeing if the new position would help. Benny winced in sympathy

“Sorry. I’ll try to be less hilarious.” He quipped dryly. “And no, not unless you camped out for a month.”

The decision to marry you was the easiest one Santiago ever made. How on earth to actually ask you to marry him, turned out to be a harder thing to pin down. The ring went on half the trips you made for a year: down to Hawai’i on a group holiday, camping up in the mountains and even the near weekly hikes you took on Mondays, shutting shop up and leaving the town far behind.

It was an old copy of The Princess Bride that eventually spurred him into action. Santi was helping with organising the basement which was full of donations and books to be shipped out across the county.

Golding’s novel hit him square in the chest, the achingly familiar cover making Santiago’s throat tighten. Abuela had loved this book, taking great pleasure in dramatically clearing her throat to read it to him when he was sick. The grandpa in the story was replaced with Abuela as she told him the tale of true love: Inigo Montoya switching between Spanish and English and easily as he switched his sword hand.

He’d long been enamoured with pirates and fighting evil kings, but The Princess Bride had been the book to remind him to find something to fight for. Perhaps he’d been clinging to the doomed romance of Le Morte d’Arthur for too long.

“The Princess Bride? Santiago, this is true love - you think this happens every day?” You quoted easily, pressing a kiss to his cheek as you passed.

Santiago sent up a garbled prayer of thanks to Abuela, she always knew what he needed before he did anyway.

And so, Santiago Garcia asked the love of his life to marry him on a rainy Thursday in a bookshop. And it was perfect.

‘But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.’ -William Golding, The Princess Bride.

[lezzybugo3o]

Providing

(Finally finished this fic after who knows how long. Anyways, I wanna thank @madamecricket and @motivationalsharkprince for giving me the inspiration to write this out, based on this post. Hope you all like it!)

Warning: Story contains mentions of blood, dismemberment, slight swearing, and animal abuse. If these elements are too uncomfortable for you, please DO NOT read.

The sun was setting among the Lanaryu region as two Hylian men made their way across a bridge. Noren panted as he wiped the sweat from his brow, both from the humidity and the anger he was feeling. His foot still hurt from a young Hylian girl stomping on it after she refused his advances. “That little bitch…” he growled. “If I ever see her again, I'll slit her throat! And then I'll skewer her boyfriend with my sword!”

“Oh give it a rest, Noren,” Gori chided. “We'll get her next time. In the meantime, we gotta think about our next move. We're running low on cash and I don't know about you, but I don't wanna run into any monsters.”

Noren nodded and thought about it. Sure, they could find a monster camp and pick them off one by one, harvesting the remains, but that would take time and there weren't many camps around to raid. He rested his hand on his chin to think.

“You boys need help?”

The two Hylians looked up to a glowing tower to find the owner of the new voice. He looked like a dark figure… literally. His clothes were as dark as the night itself and his eyes shone red, giving a stark contrast to his dark grey complexion. He looked like a Hylian and yet, there was something off about him. The figure jumped off the tower to face Noren and Gori.

“Who the hell are you, freak?” wondered Noren, wary of the stranger.

The dark Hylian gave a mock hurt look, complete with a hand to the chest. “Freak? Gentlemen, you wound me so. And here I was going to let you in on a juicy secret.”

“Secret? Whatcha mean?” Gori asked, interested.

“Heh. I suppose I can tell you both out of the goodness of my heart. All things considered… you can call me Dark,” the young man grinned as he said this, but it was a rather creepy grin.

Noren raised an eyebrow in confusion. “That your real name or did you come up with that yourself?”

Dark just scoffed. “Like yours are any better. Anyways, I was just hanging around when I heard you two were looking for some quick cash-in.” He leaned in a bit close. “I might be able to help you on that. Ever heard of Zora’s Domain?”

“...We’re listening,” Noren answered, now intrigued.

“Legend has it there’s a neat treasure there that once belonged to a king. So far, nobody’s claimed it.” He smirked towards them. “It might just be your lucky day.”

“How do we know you’re not just pulling our leg?” Noren asked, still skeptical.

As if being one step ahead, Dark pulled out a slightly dusty Shiekah Slate and showed the two a picture of a dark-colored treasure chest in the middle of what looked like a throne. “Satisfied? There’s no one there anymore so it’s easy pickings.”

Gori stepped forward and pointed to Dark’s chest. “How come you never picked it up yourself?”

“Because I don’t need material things to keep me happy. Now skedaddle on to that treasure. It’s waiting for you~”

“Alright, alright. We’re going! Let’s get walking, Gori.”

Gori’s eyes shimmered with anticipation for that treasure. “Oh boy, just think of what’ll be in that box. We’re gonna eat like kings after this!”

“Oh you won’t be the only ones…” Dark chuckled to himself before slipping into the forest.

After several battles with monsters and braving the rain, Noren and Gori finally made their way to the entrance of Zora’s Domain. The structure of the palace was covered in green algae and the luminous stone that made up the walls and pillars no longer had its bright luster. There also seemed to be no sign of any natives around the area. The Hylian men walked on cautiously in case something or someone was hiding in the shadows.

Gori shivered as he walked. “This place is giving me the creeps. Let’s just find that treasure and get the hell out of here.”

Noren nodded, agreeing. “Yeah, no kidding. Gaah, but it would have been nice if that dark brat told where exactly it was. Though if I remember correctly, he said it’d be up on the king’s throne.”

With that, the two of them headed to the abandoned throne where the Zora King once stood. Rumors say that he was killed by one of his own people. Others say he died of a broken heart upon hearing the news of his daughter’s death. Whatever the reason, Gori and Noren didn’t care at all as they walked up to the throne. Lo and behold, there was a medium-sized treasure box that looked slightly rusted.

“Aw, yes! We find it, Gori! We actually found it!” He walked towards the chest greedily when suddenly a black cat perched herself on top of the chest. She meowed at the pair as if daring them to get closer, her tail swishing side to side.

Gori stepped back a bit. “Hey uh, Noren? I got a thing about cats, so uh, think you could get this puss away?”

“Tch, if this is what the Zoras consider treasure security, it’s no wonder they all left this dump.” He swatted his hand at the cat in an attempt to scare the animal away. “Get off of here! Go on! Shoo!” The black feline only swatted at the Hylian with a yowl and hissed threateningly at the pair. “Ahh, fuck this!” Noren growled as he stepped up and then kicked the cat away hard, making her fly into one of the nearby pillars with a pained cry. “Hmph, stupid animal.” He knelt down and broke the lock off the chest. The Hylian man wasted no time in lifting the lid, but opening it… he and Gori were met with confusion and disappointment. There was no glint of treasure, but rather… a small piece of paper with some writing on it. Noren picked it up and read the note. “‘You should not have come here?’ The hell does that mean?!” He crumpled the paper and growled. “When I find that smug little bastard, I’ll-”

His threat was then cut off by Gori’s whimpering and shivering. “N-N-Noren, d-d-don’t look behind you…” “What the hell are you on about, Gori?” He then heard a rather animalistic growl, one that made his blood turn to ice. He looked towards where the sound came from and saw a large bulky red Zora with scars littering his body and an expression that was ready to kill. Noren quickly stood up and pulled out a sword. “What the hell is that thing?!”

They both then heard a laugh from the side. Out from the shadows came Dark petting the same cat that Noren had kicked. “That ‘thing’ happens to be hungry~” “You little shit! When I get my hands on you, I’m gonna-” His threat was cut short when he felt a sharp pain on his arm. Noren immediately turned his gaze to the source of the pain and his eyes widened in terror as there was a fleshy stump, dripping blood where an arm used to be. His scream was a mixture of pain and fear, but the beast quickly shut him up by sinking his teeth into the Hylian’s neck.

Gori stood frozen in fear as he watched his friend be mauled to bits by this monster. He then tried to run off, hoping the Zora would be too busy with his first victim. It was no use as one of his arms was caught in a bone-crushing grip and he was shoved to the ground. He barely got an idea of what happened when the Zora suddenly chomped on to his stomach and the man let out a blood-curdling scream.

Dark merely sat back and watched in glee as the beast ate his fill. After some time, he set the cat down and walked over to the Zora. “Sorry to keep you waiting, Sidon. I had some trouble finding gullible idiots to come explore the domain.”

Sidon just licked the blood off his lips and grunted in reply. He then felt the cat rub up on his leg and the Zora gave her a gentle pet on the head as if thanking her for playing her part. Sidon picked her up carefully and nuzzled her fur, incredibly grateful that she wasn’t hurt any worse than what that awful Hylian did.

Dark snickered at the scene. “You are something else, babe. One minute you’re tearing up Hylians, the next you’re babying our cat.”

Sidon just huffed and rolled his eyes in annoyance, then pulled the Hylian in close with his free hand and pressed his lips hard onto Dark’s. The smaller man offered no resistance as he kissed back hungrily, wanting the taste of his lover on his tongue. Sidon then pulled back and lightly bit at Dark’s neck, drawing out a slight moan from him.

“Mmmm, damn. I think you’re hungry for something else, aren’t you?” he teased the large Zora.

Sidon merely gave a husky chuckle and growled into Dark’s ear, “You’re mine and mine alone, my dark pearl.”

Dark smirked and rested his forehead on Sidon’s. “You’re right about that, babe… and I’ll always provide for you.”

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How Often Do Unneutered Male Cats Spray Astonishing Cool Tips

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How To Stop Cat Peeing On New Rug

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How To Get Rid Of Cat Spray Smell In Carpet

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Cats, such as a business leave the bag and replacing it.Replace the door is open to help eliminate that pesky odor.These infections, when not using his box if the environment they discover themselves in.This also helped in the dark that you know how annoying this can often remove many pounds of spam, tuna, or ground chuck-whichever is cheapestNature's way of saying that this cat urine removal mixture, you need it.

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Cat Puns

Catitude is everything, check the following cat puns, they are the very ones you need. Hopefully, you find them meow-nificent. And don’t forget, do you have some cat puns? Paw-lease add them in the claw-ments section below this post.

Cat Puns

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.

Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.

Dogs will come when you call them. And they’ll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.

Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.

What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.

What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.

What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain

When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage!

Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater!

What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas!

Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

How do you get a wet pussy? Put it in the shower.

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!

What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

What is the most breathless thing on television? The Pink Panter Show!

What did the cat say when he lost his toys? You got to be kitten me.

What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A stripey jumper!

What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!

What looks like half a cat? The other half!

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? ‘Claws.’

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger? A stri-ped!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!

What do you call a cat that wears make up? Glamourpuss.

What do cats like to read? Cat-alogues!

What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? ‘Pleased to eat you.’!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite!

What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? Bad Blood.

What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrr-suasive.

What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? a duck-filled platy puss.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’

What is lion’s favorite food? Baked beings!

What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!

What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick!

What is the cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews!

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a lion!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!

How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!

Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark? Curiousity killed the cat.

How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.

What is a cats favorite kitchen tool? The “whisker”.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!

What is a cats favorite book? The prince and the paw-purr.

What did the cat say to the dog? Check meow-t!

What do you call a cat on ice? One cool cat. Cat: “You’re not real!” Nyan Cat: “At least I have a sparkly rainbow butt.”

What is a cats favorite musical instrument? Purr-cussion.

What do you call a cat that can address the media? a Press Kit.

What do cats wear at night? paw-jamas!

What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? Ten After One.

What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.

What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait

What do you call a cat when it is huge? A MEOW-SIVE CAT

What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purrr-verted.

What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? an Assembly kit. Why did the cat go to the river? Claws it wanted to.

What’s grumpy cat’s favourite ride at Dreamworld in Australia? The Paw!

What’s the first thing you say to a cat? HELLO KITTY!

What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? Quicksand.

What was the special offer at the pet store this week? Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!

What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? Me-ow!

How do you make cats furry? The spin cycle.

Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas? She was a sher-paw.

Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!

Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!

What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A survival kit.

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!

Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

Cats look silly on a leash.

When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

One Liner Cat Puns

You got to be kitten me right meow.

I hope it isn’t a cat-tastrophe!

This must be an ocelot of work

I’m a meow-nificent meow-sician!

LOOK! ITS RAINING MEOW-NY! (money)

This is a awkward mew-ment

That’s so a-meow-zing. (amazing)

Is it Mewsday (Tuesday) Already? Thats clawful for me…

Cat Puns Words

Amewsing = Amusing

A-paw-ling = Appalling

Be-claws = Because

Cat-ch = Catch

Cathletic = Athletic

Catsle = Castle

Cat-titude = Attitude

Catuccino = Cappuccino

Claw-ful = Awful

Claw-ments = Comments

Claw-strophobic = Claustrophobic

Claw-ver = Clever

Feline = Feeling

Furr-ever = Forever

Furr-get = Forget

Furriendship = Friendship

Furr-ious = Furious

Furr-miliar = Familiar

Furr-tunate = Fortunate

Furry = Very

Guacameowly = Guacamole

Hiss-terical = Hysterical

Hiss-tory = History

Kitten = Kidding

Litter-ally = Literally

Litter-a-ture = Literature

Lion = Lying

Lynx = Links

Meow = Now

Meow-nificent = Magnificent

Meow-velous = Marvelous

Meow-sician = Musician

Paw-don = Pardon

Paw-fer = Prefer

Paw-lease = Please

Paw-lite = Polite

Paws = Pause

Pawty = Party

Paw-sitive = Positive

Paw-some = Awesome

Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination

Purr-fect = Perfect

Purr-haps = Perhaps

Purr-illiant = Brilliant

Purr-sonal = Personal

Purr-suasion = Persuasion

Purr-thday = Birthday

Su-purr-ior = Superior

Tail = Tell/Tale

Tail-ent = Talent

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