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theshadowrealmitself · 2 years ago
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Current hyper specific plotline in my head:
Specific brand of equipment that everyone in a specific field bought because it was “top of the line” turns out to be faulty and all end up causing fires of varying sizes
Because of the fires, all these people who work with this specific plant have lost theirs, and now everyone thinks the plant is extinct
After a little bit of time has passed, one character (a Vulcan) remembers their Human friend, who also owns a plant of that species, declining to get that equipment from that brand because of a “gut feeling”
They know this friend loses track of time easily and can go months without speaking to another person because they don’t realize how long it’s been, so it’s likely their Human friend has no idea that all these fires even happened and it’s very likely that their plant is still in perfect health
So they go over for a visit and find out that not only is their plant still perfectly healthy, but they also have other healthy plants of the same species that they have no problem sharing with their friend
The Vulcan is so overwhelmed that this specific (Vulcan) plant isn’t actually extinct and that their friend gave them some without a second thought that they actually hug them…which causes a loud cracking noise and their friend being like “Vulcan affection is dangerous”
But hey, they’re gonna accept their friend’s affection as long as they’re willing to give it, so they just hug them back tightly and ignore the fact that it feels like they can’t breathe
(Also that Vulcan is never gonna badmouth “gut feelings” again)
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arolesbianism · 1 year ago
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Thinking abt how much I love oni's writing again... In particular, "a seed is planted" continues to be one of if not my favorite logs because despite the troubling details and implications that come with it, it's the one thing in the entirety of the decaying corpse of gravitas that genuinely leaves us with a grain of hope (a seed if you will) and makes oni as a whole a lot more bitter sweet as while earth may not have survived, the dupes did, and after their horrible origins and the shit that many of them went through, in due time they'll finally get to just live, they're free now, and even if Olivia's sleep is end of a tragedy, the world will keep moving forward with or without those who've been lost
#rat rambles#oni posting#like I guess I just rly love that oni both manages to commit to being a tragedy while also leaving a world still in motion#like Im glad that olivia didnt get a bittersweet ending and instead got a fucking miserable one#while at the same time the dupes are still left there to keep moving forward#well ok more so I like how the narrative shifts into smth quite beautiful when seen from the dupes perspectives#which is also why I like that the dupes are rarely talked abt directly in the lore logs#idk I just feel like a seed is planted wouldnt hit as hard to me if the dupes were talked abt more#its the same sort of incedental storytelling that I like abt the rest of oni's writing ig#also I just think them being a major part of the lore logs would rly take away from the greater horrors and tragedies of gravitas#like idk I think it would have been a lot more boring if a third of the logs were just jackie going so yeah I tortured dupes some more#it makes the pre end of the world world feel so much bigger while still mostly remaining within gravitas itself#enhances the feeling of glimpsing into a past world#like every now and then I think abt what oni story could have looked like and am filled with joy at what it is now#I fucking love being into fiction thats good god it feels so good to like shit thats just like actually good#it honestly makes me almost wish there wouldnt be new lore but I do think theres room for more#as in theres plenty of room to make shit up and also we need to see more of the scientists pls#as for actual quote unquote plot stuff idk just give me like one jackie and olivia college year video transcript or smth and we're good#theres other stuff that make me lose my mind but for narrative consistency I think itd be best to not touch those two too much#especially olivia I rly think she doesnt need almost any new content the only stuff Id want with her is if it expanded upon jackie#because rly jackie is the only character I think would super heavily benefit from elaboration even if I stand by her not needing much#as Ive said a billion times just smth small to show us her in a more casual setting and we're golden I think#show me that woman being genuinely happy so I can fill in the blanks as she slowly gets crushed by the consequences of her actions#shes a part of this tragedy too and god damnit I want to see the life she ruined along the way of ruining many others#I want to see a woman whos eyes once shined and then when the lights have dulled I want her to say it was worth it with no conviction#metaphorically ofc I dont actually want to see most of it because thatd go against the narrative philosophy already established#rly all this means is I wanna see jackie and olivia doing laundry together or smth#oh also I hope they specifically give otto a whole other log just to clear up my pronoun woes#idc what its abt just have them talk abt their gender offhand or smth#just mi-ma being like how do you do young man and otto is like they and mi-ma is like ah yes young they
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misctf · 5 months ago
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A Team Player
Hey everyone! This is part of a story trade with @axeeglitter. Highly recommend you check out some of their stuff. This story is a combination of inanimate and jock tf. Enjoy!
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Conner couldn’t even begin to understand what happened. His mind a jumbled mess of thoughts and emotions- trying desperately to understand his new reality. His body unable to move despite him desperately wanting to. He could feel a rough hand press against what had been his face. Forcing it up against the hardening member of his tormentor.
“God, this always feels good.” He could hear Coach Phillips’ voice echo around him.
The pleasure was certainly intense. And Conner could barely string together a thought. But he could remember bits and pieces of what happened. The young twink was worried about his football star boyfriend. Liam was always busy around this time of year- football practice took up most of his time. But ever since Coach Phillips took over, it was far worse. And sure there were pros. He loved the way his boyfriend’s thick arms felt around him. And Liam’s increased sex drive wasn’t something Conner complained about. But the young twink also noticed other changes. Liam was usually warm and kind, but now he was somewhat robotic. Eat, practice, eat, workout, bed. Other aspects of his life like school and dates were pushed aside.
“Coach... please... don’t...” Conner could hear Liam’s voice. He sounded so scared; straining to get his words out. And Conner wanted to hug and comfort his boyfriend. But he couldn’t. The reality of his new situation slowly dawning on him. 
He only wanted to help. When Liam missed another planned date, Conner finally went to confront him. He went to the football team’s weight room, where he found his boyfriend working out. And no matter how he tried to get Liam’s attention, his boyfriend was in a trance-like state. It then happened so quickly. Coach Phillips appeared, led both of them back to his office, and then... He could remember his arms wrapping around coach’s waist, the man’s cock deep in his throat. He remembers his body shifting and deflating. His face flattening and cupping coach’s cock. And then... and then... Conner could feel Coach’s dick start to throb and he knew what was coming. And in that moment, the fabric of Conner’s new body was saturated in Coach Phillips’ seed.
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“Fuck... that felt good...” Coach Phillips moaned, his cock softening, “You know Liam, your boyfriend makes a great jockstrap.” Conner felt a hand smear the cum into his new fabric body, his thoughts fogging over, “Oh is that a tear? I told you, I needed focus and no distractions. Now, get back to your work out.”
“Yes coach.” Came Liam’s defeated and robotic voice. No resistance left in his hypnotized little brain. His mind caving after witnessing the love of his life turned into a mere undergarment.  
Conner could hear the door to the office close as Liam left. The pleasure of the last few minutes was dissipating now, and the horror of his situation began to dawn on him. He was a jockstrap. Coach Phillips’ jockstrap. The musky smell emanating from the coach’s thick cock and cum were unbearable.
“Don’t worry about him. I’ll take care of him.” Coach Phillips said, “He’ll be so much easier to keep under my thumb with you out of the way.” Conner wanted to cry- frustrated he couldn’t save his boyfriend from this, “Honestly, I’d be more concerned for yourself.” Coach chuckled, “After all, we’ve got plenty of time together.”
He wasn’t lying. Day after day, Conner would experience the same routine. Coach would wake up with a fierce morning wood that pressed unbearably into Conner’s fabric face. He’d quickly unload and go for a jog, his sweat and musk permeating deeply into Conner’s body. Afterwards, he’d drive to campus where he’d lift weights and continue pouring sweat into his jockstrap.
“Hey Liam.” He could hear Coach Phillips say, “Your boyfriend is awfully comfortable.” He’d mock. Liam would only nod, his mind completely broken- just another drone on coach’s football team.
And this cycle would continue. Days would turn into weeks and weeks into months. Conner’s mind was slowly deteriorating. If he wasn’t being worn, he’d be thrown into a pile with other smelly jockstraps. Unwashed and abused. Resisting the realization that not being worn was far worse for his mental state. After a few days of sitting in the pile, Conner began to miss coach’s cock. He missed the feeling of the warm sweat and musk. And to his horror, he came to realize he was accepting his new existence. Crave it actually. What else was left for him anyway? When Coach Phillips eventually did put him back on, Conner was gone. Just a jockstrap, thirsty for coach’s cum and sweat. And he couldn’t be happier.
It was perhaps a few weeks later when coach removed the jockstrap. Coach Phillips grinned as he threw it to the ground in his office and mumbled a few words. And suddenly, fabric became flesh. Bones hardened into existence, muscles expanding into a godly physique, veins pulsed with blood, and the former jockstrap looked up at Coach Phillips with curiosity. The new man slowly moved muscular limbs that had been frozen for at least a year. He felt his warm, tanned skin. His squeezed his thick pecs. He ran a hand through his short blond hair. Part of him confused- wasn’t he a jockstrap? And before that, wasn’t he a twink? Coach’s essence had molded the former twink into the perfect specimen of masculinity- his new perfect football player.
“Conner.” Coach Phillips said.
“Conner?” Conner’s deep voice echoed throughout the office, “Coach.” He couldn’t help but stare at coach’s semi-hard member. Drool pooling in the corner of his mouth. He was already missing it.
“I think someone would like to see you.”
And Conner turned to see a man he vaguely recognized walk into the office. He knew this man was important to him. But he didn’t recognize the massive pecs and arms, gleaming with sweat from an intense workout, nor the cocky grin and vacant eyes on his chiseled face- features that the old Liam never possessed. Now just a product of at least a year of coach’s unrelenting hypnosis. But in Liam’s vacant eyes, Conner could see a sudden spark of recognition.
“This is Conner, our new teammate.” Coach Phillips says, “I’d like you to give him a tour. You have the whole place to yourself.”
“Yes coach.” Liam’s now cocky, deep voice echoed through the room. He was nothing more than coach’s himbo football drone now.
And as Liam led Conner around the weight room, the two would bump into one another. Taking every possible opportunity to feel each other’s muscles. And finally, after a year of separation, Liam pulled Conner into a deep and loving kiss. The two squeezing each other’s pecs and running their hands passionately through each other’s hair. Their tongues did battle as the two boyfriends quickly made up for lost time, uncaring that it was in the middle of the workout room. And when Liam finally topped Conner for the first time in a year, the two lovers howled in passion.
“I love you, babe.” Liam said, his eyes still vacant, “I’m so glad you’re on the team.”
“I love you too.” Conner’s equally vacant eyes stared into Liam’s.
The two were nothing more than coach’s drones. Muscular men, both of whom were beasts on the field. But despite their broken minds and utter devotion to their master, the two had one another. The remnants of an old life guiding them and an unexplainable feeling saying they needed to enjoy this time while it lasted. Both unsure what would happen when the season ended and master had no further use for the pair of sweaty, meaty football jocks.
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esoteric-chaos · 1 year ago
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Spring Equinox Masterpost- Spoonie Witch Friendly
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Art Credit: Anastasia Catris
The Spring Equinox, also called the Vernal Equinox or Ostara, is usually celebrated between the 21st of March in the Northern Hemisphere (In the Southern Hemisphere around September 20th or 21st)
In 2024, Ostara and the Spring Equinox land in the Northern Hemisphere on Monday, March 19th.
The Spring Equinox celebrates the arrival of spring. Celebrating balance, growth, and new beginnings as Winter has finally ended.
Spring Equinox Correspondances
Colours
Light Green
Lavender
Sunny Yellow
Light Blue
Pastel Pink
White
Herbal
Lemongrass
Daffodils
Tulips
Violets
Apple Tree
Cherry Blossom
Primrose
Birch tree
Hyacinths
Dandelion
Garlic
Ash tree
Jasmine
Edibles
Honey
Salad greens
Spring veggies
Fresh berries
Mead
Herbs
Eggs
Seeds
Bread
Edible flowers
Quiches
Custards
Maple
Animals
Hares
Baby Chicks
Snakes
Robins
Bees
Butterflies
Phoenix
Ram
Crystals
Fluorite
Moonstone
Silver
Aquamarine
Clear Quartz
Amazonite
Symbols
Bonfires
Flowers
Rabbits
Eggs
Seeds
Baskets
Flowering or Tree Buds
Lambs
Birds
Spiritual meanings
Purification
Cleansing (removal of stagnant energy)
Growth
Transition
Motivation
Balance
Birth
Good fortune
Kindness
Joy
Fertility
Scents
Coconut
Citrus
Floral scents (rose, lilac, jasmine, etc)
Herbal scents (rosemary, basil, mint, etc)
Gods / Goddesses / Spirits
Eostre –  (Anglo-Saxon)
Aphrodite - (Greek)
Gaia - (Celtic)
Gaea - (Greek)
Venus - (Roman)
Athena - (Greek)
Aurora - (Roman)
Eos - (Greek)
Isis – (Egyptian)
Freya - (Norse) 
Persephone - (greek)
Cybele - (Roman)
The Green Man - (Celtic)
Odin – (Norse) 
Osiris – (Egyptian)
Pan – (Greek)
Thoth – (Egyptian)
Adonis – (Greek)
Apollon –  (Greek)
Apollo - (Roman)
Need some suggestions to celebrate? I've got you covered.
High energy celebrations and ritual
Deep cleaning of the hearth and home
Nature hikes
Visiting farmers markets
Making preserves
Create a fae garden
Create a seasonal altar
Abundance/Prosperity ritual
New beginnings ritual
Low energy celebrations 
Wear pastels
Create flower crowns
Light a candle with scent correspondence
No spoon celebrations 
Opening a window
Journaling Prompts
Keeping hydrated
Drink floral tea
Rest
How you celebrate the holiday does not matter. You can choose to do any activity that feels right. These are only suggestions and remember that you're enough no matter what.
Also please note some stuff is UPG. A great book is Year of the Witch by Temperance Alden for honouring the celebrations and if you wanted to work more seasonally. It's not Wiccan-based and has plenty of resources for every witch.
Feel free to post how you celebrate in the comments or reblogs!
Want to see more of my posts? Check out my Wheel of the Year Masterpost or my Main Masterpost.
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notyourhetloki · 8 months ago
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Can I request Wade and Logan/reader breeding kink? 👉👈 both of them too excited about it and competitive? (Can you make reader gender neutral (he/him or they/them or trans ftm (he/him), you can use any terms for genitals and stuff it's ok)
into it (Logan x Reader x Wade)
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Reader: he/him (ftm)
/NSFW Logan x Reader x Wade/
A/N: Fuuck I had so much fun writing this, anon! It's a bit short but it's pure porn so I hope you still end up satisfied lol (also sorry about the random gif, I couldn't find a more suiting one lmao). Anyway, hope you like it! xoxo
Tags: ftm reader (reader has a vagina), breeding kink, creampie, they both fuck you, Wade being a fucking joke, Logan is not having it, piv sex (unprotected), porn without plot.
Word Count: 908
As soon as you walked through the front door, they were all up in your personal space. Wade and Logan promptly started to take your clothes off, not exactly caring about being gentle.
"Boys! Calm down, there's plenty of me for the both of you!" You tried appeasing, but to no avail.
"And yet is nearly not enough." Groaned Logan, ripping your underwear off with his bare hands. You gasped as his fingers immediately found your sex, rubbing your clit while Wade kissed your neck.
"Sorry about that, doll. We'll buy you another one." Wade whispered into your ear, taking you by the hand and convincing Logan to continue things in the bedroom.
You were basically thrown onto the bed, naked and vulnerable and super turned on. You could already see their hard bulges before they started to take their own clothes off.
"On all fours for us." Ordered Logan, and you gladly obliged. "Attaboy..."
After all their clothes were out, Logan started positioning himself behind you until you heard Wade complain.
"Wait a minute, mutton chops! Why do you think you get to go first?" Wade pointed out.
"Because I can and I will." Logan retorted impatiently, giving your ass a light squeeze.
"Nuh-uh! That ain't fair! I propose a rock-paper-scissors to sort things out, nothing fairer than that." Said Wade holding a closed fist out.
"Fucking hell, fine!" Logan agreed and quickly started the game. They finished the round and Logan played scissors, while Wade played paper.
"Best out of three?" Begged Wade, but the other man didn't care for it.
"Fuck off." Logan pushed Wade aside and started positioning himself again, putting the tip of his cock at your entrance.
You were really wet, so it didn't hurt when he slammed into you. You were full, stuffed to the brim, and you thought it couldn't get any better than that... until Logan began thrusting into you, hitting a sweet spot inside that made you cry out in pleasure.
"Let us hear those sweet sounds you make, boy." Logan said while fucking you. He breathed loudly, grunting and grabbing you at the hips with enough force to bruise. The sounds you made together were obscene, and that turned Wade on even more.
"Gosh... fuck him silly, Wolvie." Wade was jacking himself off, looking closely at Logan's dick in and out of you. "Cum inside him..."
Logan groaned again, more urgent than before. A sudden thought took over him, and he needed to let it out. "I'm gonna breed you, (y/n). I'm gonna fill you up so good... fuck, fill you up with my seed."
"Goddamn!" Said a surprised Wade, not expecting the other man to be so earnest. "That's so fucking dirty... I love it."
"Ah, yes! Please..." You moaned, feeling energy and heat through your whole body. You were being used by him, your body only an object... it turned you on so damn much.
Logan's thrusts began to get even more rough, he was fucking you hard and the sounds he made were animalistic. Soon he turned erratic, his hips faltering in the rhythm he had set. You knew he was close.
He came with a loud grunt, holding you for dear life. Breathing deeply through his gritted teeth, Logan recovered and slowly took his member out of you. A bit of cum dripped from your entrance, and Wade observed everything with a delighted expression.
"I bet I can cum even more in his pussy..." He whispered mostly to himself, but you both heard him.
"You wanna bet, bub?" Said Logan with a satisfied smile on his face. What doesn't a good fuck does to one man's humor?
"Hell yeah, peanut." Wade soon replaced the other man's position and unlike Logan, asked for your approval. "You alright, gorgeous?"
"Y-Yeah... please, give it to me." You moaned as you felt his cock entering you, stuffing you up again.
Wade was a bit gentler with his hands, grabbing you thoughtfully at the places you weren't bruised. But his rhythm... he was still a beast.
"Fuuuck, you feel so good, pretty boy." He moaned, not stopping for a second.
"Hmm, Wade... Logan... ah!" You couldn't stop making noises and calling out for them, dumb with the feeling of being full.
"Good job, sugar... you're being so good for us." Said Logan while standing beside you, watching as Wade pounded into you with great enthusiasm.
"Shit, I'm close... I'll cum inside your pretty cunt, (y/n)." Wade gripped you even harder and finally slammed his hips into you, his climax followed by a deep moan.
He took a few breaths and slowly came back to earth, removing himself from you with a pop. Even more cum oozed from inside you, a beautiful and sexy sight for the both of them.
"As my partner here mentioned earlier... consider yourself 'bred'." Wade taunted, giving a final slap on your ass and retreating himself to put an arm over Logan's shoulder. "Sooo... about that bet, what is my prize?"
You laughed as you laid on your back to watch them both, exhausted but completely satisfied.
Logan suddenly grabbed Wade by his balls, looking him in the eyes. "You get to keep all of your blood inside your body today, sounds good?"
Wade responded in a higher octave, nodding his head and still holding Logan's shoulders. "Ouchie! So rough!" Logan let him go, but Wade only got closer. "You're lucky I'm into it."
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headspace-hotel · 4 months ago
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current progress in theories of ecological succession!!!!!! This paper lists 19 different ecological succession theories and their perspectives and limitations
Before I knew its name, I knew succession....I still remember the exact moment of realizing the endless flow of change moving through the ecosystem around me. Looking at weeds, shrubby woods, gardens, and fields, I was seeing this unfolding and expanding web of trajectories and possibilities, and it was like peering into the secrets of the universe.
And ever since I've paid attention to it. Constantly observing the movement in ecosystems and its patterns.
All of these theories are partially correct but incomplete. How could we ever come up with a complete theory of succession? It's like studying the convergence of order and chaos itself. Some of the important tensions of succession brought up in this paper are:
Does the environment determine which plants survive, or do the plants that survive determine the environment? (both)
Does the plant community before disturbance determine post-disturbance regeneration, or does dispersal of new plants determine it? (both)
Are communities at different successional stages formed by whatever random assemblage of plants happens to exist at that stage, or are plant communities adapted to form certain stages of succession? (both)
Is succession a process of maturity of one big thing, or cycles of death and life of a bunch of smaller things? (both)
Do plants exclude other plants from niches as succession progresses or do they open up new niches? (both)
Is succession cyclical or linear? (both)
and like ok. this topic will get me sounding like some kind of deeply unscientific weirdo because I will be like Yes, The Weeds Taught Me The Secrets of Order and Chaos. but also this is a topic in science where all the literature written for non-layperson specialist audience makes Sense.
I was really excited reading this paper because this is like, the stuff I think about randomly all the time. like the other day I just basically blacked out and wrote like 2000 words about The Nature of Disturbance and Temporal and Spatial Dimensions of Ecosystem Change not even thinking about how I was writing about succession, and almost made my brain blow up.
like each successional theory developed so far has highlighted part of the big picture but there are several pieces of the puzzle that have barely been articulated yet. my questions:
Disturbance: What Does It Mean. When talking about something alive and changing, there is no stable state of being, so what does it mean to "disturb" an ecosystem? Every ecosystem is maintained by disturbance, like in an old-growth forest animals will graze and trample and trees will occasionally die and fall and there will be storms and fires and that is part of what a forest is. So like...where is the line between a disturbance that maintains an ecosystem at "climax," and a disturbance that makes the ecosystem no longer "climax."
disturbance, even the most severe and devastating disturbance with near 100% mortality of all plants, does not fully erase the previous plant community. so like, early-successional communities aren't a blank slate, but there is a such thing as an "early-successional community" in the sense that weed species not visible in the pre-disturbance community will pop up. Now, a lot of the theories assume that long-distance seed dispersal (and the availability of seed sources and dispersers) influences the arrival of weeds, but I think the soil seed bank is just as important if not MORE important. Do all soil seed banks have plenty of weeds? Do they have different weeds or the same weeds? Do those weeds match what was there the last time there was a weed community on that site?
disturbance is usually distributed over the land SUPER unevenly except in cases of lawns, logging and industrialized farming. at what spatial scale do edge effects irretrievably muddle the concept of discrete early-successional or late-successional communities. Like if you go into the forest and bulldoze a patch of forest down to bare dirt, that patch is fundamentally different from the bare dirt in a huge housing development, just because of being directly adjacent to a forest. Even completely disregarding seed dispersal- it's shaded, it is affected by the leaf litter and fine woody debris, etc.
I would tentatively state that linear processes of change occur in most man-made environments that are disturbed cyclically, for example, lawns- intensively managed monoculture lawns seem to persist in a lush state for a short time before the grass starts to die. most tilled agricultural fields are losing topsoil and fertility in a linear fashion. so like, the land has an accumulative legacy of tens or hundreds of disturbance cycles. Isn't this likely to be true on a much larger temporal scale? Like, is a forest ecosystem now affected by the fact that it was a prairie 1,500 years ago?
likewise, might this accumulative legacy be necessary for certain ecosystems to reach a "climax" state? e.g. prairie will overgrow into woodland in a few decades absent any disturbance, but cyclic disturbance by fire allows the cumulative progression of a larger successional process
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songoftrillium · 24 days ago
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Likes don’t increase visibility to others! Please reblog this to spread the word! 
I think Werewolf is an inherently queer medium
This is all a part of a larger long-term project.
I am trying to hold the World of Darkness to higher standards of inclusivity
Read our introductory comic here
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Werewolf: the Essentials Project Update 04/02/2025
Hello, Kinfolks. Woof. What a time to be alive. This is a period that's been reflected many, many times in the past under many different names. It seems like every time I pick up my phone there is always some new awful thing awaiting us. The intentional composition of the writers on this team are diverse and come from cultures across the world, and what ties us together has been our queerness, our passion for Werewolf, and our commitment to let our passions fuel our writing. The result has been a product that shows the passion from one page to the next.
In short, the state of the world has impacted the pace at which we're working on the book. The priority right now is survival, and surviving is the task that has consumed most of the attentions of those helping with W:tE. It should come as no surprise that people who passionately care about Werewolf also care about the world around them at large, and that is exactly what many of us are doing.
All the same, what's agreed between everyone on the team is that we all feel the work we're doing matters, and in many ways it can be a good way to keep one busy when the other option is the good-old doomscroll. And so, work is still happening, and beyond that, its starting to pick up again.
So, what work remains?
Writing
Writing is more or less finished. Editing is ongoing and as small issues or missing mechanics come up we've been working them in. Chapters 1-7 are complete, and Chapter 8, our storytelling and chronicle section, is in its last few pages before calling it done. We have a small number of writers still working on this, and so far we're looking at 100 Rite of Passage Story Seeds, and 40-60 Cliath Story Seeds. All in all we're handing Storytellers enough game material to be able to keep their tables plenty busy for at least a year of weekly game sessions. Also as a spitball number, by the time this book hits shelves we are looking to be at around 450 pages.
Layout
We are at the 75% complete mark! Chapter 6 of 8 is underway. Due to an influx of support, we're able to have one of our editors pick up work on a more daily basis, so this process should similarly be speeding up in the immediate future. It always feels like the work is neverending, but slowly and surely we're making progress. I've promised myself once this book enters preflight I'm taking a long vacation.
Now, onto the fun stuff:
New W:tE Preview - Meet the Gaians!
With our full tribe writeups completed, we're happy to entice you with a new preview. For those ko-fi subscribers on the Fostern tier or above, you can now read not just our society and history dives, but can now see all the new tribes as written for Werewolf: the Essentials! This massive 80 page preview encompasses all twenty tribes of Gaians represented in Gulaka'i including background, territories, patron, and an all-new cultural outlook section!
All proceeds from ko-fi supporters help fund our commitment to using cultural consultants on our project!
To sign up and gain access to previews and our exclusive BTS discord to our project, subscribe to our ko-fi today! We've already raised $2,450 of our $3,500 goal!
I'd like to also extend a special thank you to my Adren and above supporters Durodragon, Tobias, Madame Badger, The Bohemian, and SmilingCoder for helping make this passion project a reality. THANK YOU!
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paradiseismine · 3 months ago
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do you do richie tozier x f reader?
Richie Tozier Headcanons
Pairing: Richie Tozier x f!reader
Warnings: i split my hcs in fluffy and smutty, you can read it partially or totally, as you wish.
Love note from Nina: I was always a bit hesitant in writing for Richie because I haven’t read the It book yet (the source material). However, I’ve seen both movie versions (1990/2017), and since I’ll be basing my writing on Finn’s depiction of Richie, I decided to give it a try. Hope you like it!
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Fluff 🎀
- Major hand holder, this one. He takes your hand absentmindedly to cross the street, in a nearly involuntary way, for instance. If he thinks you’re scared or in need of some sort of support, he’ll hold your hand in a heartbeat;
- Richie is a “it’s ok love, I’m here for you” type of guy, all the way;
- Lots of burying his head on the crook of your neck to smell you (whether or not you wear perfume, he’s just really into your scent);
- Physical touch is his main love language, but he’s also a big quality time guy: always looking for places to take you to, things you can do together, all that good stuff;
- Loves touching your hair, massaging your scalp, running his fingers through your tresses as you talk;
- Also loves to “kiss your heart”, aka, putting his lips to the middle of your chest (even if in public) whenever you wear a low cut shirt;
Smut ❤️‍🔥
- Plenty of jokes and commentary about how hot you are/how sweet your pussy tastes/how beautiful your boobs are. Richie will be literally eating a glazed doughnut and say “so much sugar on this, it’s nearly as sweet as y/n’s pussy”
- Despite the jokes, he’s reallyyyy into you, your mind and your body, even if he doesn’t know the best way to show it sometimes;
- A lot of communication is done through touch, specially when it comes to your intimacy together;
- A hand on your thigh under the table as you’re having dinner means “can we do a little something before bed?”, whilst a thumb lightly pushing your bra strap off your shoulder means “I miss your body”;
- He gets embarrassed of his glasses when you two are making out too intensely and they fog up (it’s adorable);
- Having you on his lap, one leg to each side of his waist is a personal favorite;
- This boy lovessss to finger you, omg;
- Rich thinks fingering is a mandatory prep for penetration, as to stretch you out a bit before his dick comes in, because “you’re always so tight, doll, I need to make sure you can take it, you know?”
- Trashmouth knows exactly what to say to get you wet through your panties. There’s lots of degrading, but usually a little praise at the end too.
- Expect to hear things along the lines of “you’re such a little slut for me, aren’t you? All desperate and soaked like that… tsc, tsc, those people who see you looking so ladylike and poised on the street have no idea how much of a whore you are”
- He’s very keen on driving you completely insane during foreplay - dirty words whispered to your ears, very light touches to get your skin tingly and sensitive, some tease and denial as well if he’s not too worked up and desperate to have you;
- His thrusts are mostly slow and steady, he only picks up the pace when you’re satisfied;
- Richie loves to cum in your mouth. Being so talkative and such an oral person in general, nothing grants him a better orgasm than gushing his warm seed into your mouth and having you swallow it;
- Aftercare is really important for him. Cuddles and gentle talking are always on the menu, and even some lighter kisses if you’re in the mood. He’ll always make you laugh too, not only because he’s a goofball, but also cause your laugh is his favorite sound - followed closely by your moans.
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clancycatears · 11 days ago
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NSFW ALPHABET (Price ver.)
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price masterlist - nsfw alphabet template
price's version of the nsfw alphabet! where we go through a multitude of sex topics from a-z to determine what a character is like in bed. :)
cw: MDNI (18+), written with m!, f!, and gn!reader in mind, canon-typical swearing, pet names, sir/daddy kink, lots of praise, price uses pussy/dick pronouns, breeding kink, mild voyuerism, sorry but he's definitely a soft!dom.
a/n: lord lord lordy. i'm not into older men but price just gets to me somehow. anyways!!! i also changed d from dirty secret to dirty talk. because dirty talk is awesome.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
John is stern, even in bed, but calmly and gently when it comes to you. He's less flowery and more grounded, focused on actions rather than words regarding aftercare.
He'd tell you to stay in bed, "Stay still, I've got it," heave himself up—his wide, toned body slick with a thin sheen of sweat—as he strides to the ensuite bathroom of the bedroom.
Returning with a damp towel, he'd coax your legs apart and clean your extremities with a soft caress, the warm cloth soothing your aching joints. Then he'd get you anything you need, turn on the bedside lamp while getting you a fresh pair of clothes, and return with your favorite little treat to spoil you.
B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favorite body parts of his are his shoulders and arms. Broad, powerful, and sturdy. He loves it when you hold them, caress them, and even kiss them. This man is pure strength, built like an ox, and his arms display that the most.
His favorite body part of yours are your hips. Holding them, squeezing them, dimpling them with his fingertips, everything. They're the perfect size for his hands to wrap around, fitting like a puzzle piece that belongs. They're his favorite spot to leave hickeys, too.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Of course, his favorite place to finish is inside your weeping hole, watching it dribble out of you the moment he pops out (and then he just wants to do it again). Though he doesn't mind making a mess of your body by coming on your thighs or your tummy.
He really, really wants it inside every time. But sometimes he'll go overboard, and it'll leak uncontrollably because of how many times he fills you up!!! He wants it to stay!!!
D = Dirty Talk (are they mean? are they sweet? how do they talk to you while doing the do?)
John sweet talks more than he talks dirty. He likes being a gentle giant who can flip when he's aroused enough, or lost to the moment. Lots of praise and talking you through it.
"C'mon, sweet'art, use your words. You want m'cock, hm?"
"You're doin' so good, love. So good f'me."
"Thaaat's it, attagirl/boy. Knew y'could take it. Best fuckin' girl/boy."
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Being the oldest of the 141 and one of the finest old-timers to behold, this man has plenty of experience. Had a lot of hookups in his early years, and a few committed relationships in early adulthood. Enough bodies to fit a little over two pairs of hands (20+) I'd say. He really knows his stuff when it comes to foreplay, sex, and intimacy itself.
F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl. 100% cowgirl. This is where his shoulders come in. Watching you hold onto them for leverage as you rock your thighs over his hips—digging your nails into his skin as you ride him—drives him mad. Makes him buck up into you harder, just so you hold him tighter.
The mating press, too. If he's really feeling desperate to fill you up, he's fucking you just like that. Gets his seed nice and deep inside, and it gives him the perfect view to watch it puddle out of you. God, he'd come inside you over and over again until it sets.
How could we leave out the classic missionary? Throwing your legs over his shoulders as he ruts into you from an angle that makes you whimper and squeal, and kissing down the column of your throat as he rearranges your guts, really makes him feel powerful.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
John is serious when it comes to sex, but you'll get the occasional snicker or tease from him. He'd grin as he dragged his thrusts agonizingly slow, making you squirm and plead for him to go faster. Ooor he'd skirt his touches from where you'd want it most just to hear you whine with frustration.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
John is a bear of a man, but a well-kept one at that. Chest chair nice and trimmed, same with his arm, leg, and pubic hair. He's got a perfect little line up his happy trail.
He also cleans his beard daily. Can't risk it giving you a rash or an infection, hm? It happened to one of his previous partners, so he's sure to clean his facial hair rigorously and firmly every day.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
John is a very romantic man when it comes to sex. He'd have the lights dimmed, a candle lit on the bedside table, and he'd be getting you a bouquet of flowers a few hours prior to give you a hint.
Showering you with slow kisses, smooth glides of his hands on your body, fucking you like he loves you every. Single. Time. This man will have you captivated, giving sex a whole new meaning to you.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
Doesn't masturbate. Not that he doesn't like to, he'd just rather bring his hard-on to you and relieve himself. He did it a lot in his early years, though. Jacked off like a fucking animal in heat, but the more he's aged, the more he's quelled that beast.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Oh boy, here we go. John is a bit on the older side, yes, but that doesn't stop him from having a kink or two. Lucky for you, I'm giving him three!!!
Breeding. He's getting older, of course, he wants to have a baby and start a family with you!!! Whether or not you can fertilize one, he's pumping load after load into you, whispering a sweet, "C'mon, sweet'art, give daddy a baby." Breeding is a given when it comes to John.
And going off of that, a sir/daddy kink. Something about reminding him of his seniority and superiority to you gets him off, and you're taking advantage of that by calling him "sir" or "daddy"? It really gets him going. He'd return the favor, calling you a "good boy/girl" or "sweet little thing" to remind you of your place.
Cockwarming. Kinda ties into breeding, too. He'd just sit inside of you and plug all he's given you inside, keeping it there to set. If he's in there long enough, he's twitching back into hardness just to fuck another load into you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bedroom is the go-to every time. He loves the intimacy that comes with the location, and tucking you into bed after he's done with you and given you the aftercare you deserve is easy. Privacy is what's important to him, especially if it's a night he wants to ravish you.
Though, ever since you warmed his cock while he did paperwork, he's found it very exciting when he bends you over and fucks you on his desk, face down and ass up.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He always carries a picture of you in his wallet or under his boonie hat. What kind of picture? Either of your extremities or your chest. And if his boys get a peek at it? He’s grinning ear to ear, because then he gets to boast about who he goes home to.
Sometimes he’ll look at it with heart eyes, a wide smile on his lips, because he knows his little dove is waiting patiently for him to come home safe (because he always does). Coming home to a full belly of food and his lover in his lap is what gives him the energy to finish every mission.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that could hurt you. Even if you ask, he’s refusing. He’d never want to hurt his pretty little bird!!! He’s gentle in bed—reverent. The best you’d get from him are light spanks or hand necklaces. That’s it.
Using “daddy” outside of the bedroom. Something about it makes him queasy. He only likes it coming from your mouth when you’re begging for his seed—for a child. Only then, after you’ve had said child, will he allow you to call him that (sensually or otherwise).
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Equally gives and receives. He loves giving you deliberate, calculated laps of his tongue to get you squirming and mewling for more, holding your thighs down as he slowly works you towards your orgasm. A right watcher, he is.
When receiving, he’ll hold your hair up like a gentleman, guide your head in a bobbing motion, watch as your saliva slicks up his length and makes it glimmer. He’s either biting his lip or grunting lowly, giving you soft praise. “Fuuuck, thas' it, baby. Good fuckin’ boy/girl. Jus' like that.”
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Definitely slow and sensual. He wants you to feel every vein on his cock as he rolls his hips to let you adjust to him. He’d go slowly, but gradually alternate to harder thrusts. Plap—a beat as he retreats—and then plap again.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
John is down once in a while for quickies. He prefers the full act—the main event—but if you need some getting off, he’s offering himself to you. He'd find a quiet place to fuck you good and proper, leaving you buzzing for more.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
John only does public sex if it’s in his office. Something about it gets him off. Though half of the time, he doesn’t lock the door. Why? Because he finds the thought of one of his boys coming in and seeing you two in the act is arousing.
He’s down to experiment with you if it’s on the threshold of his boundaries. No harming you, no bondage, no—Wait, you want to have a threesome with one of his boys? He may hog you most of the time, but he’d be down.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Despite his age, I’d say a solid two rounds minimum, three if you’re lucky. Given his slow—yet hard—pace, he tires out easily. He’d need to take a breather for a minute or two after a round, before he’s raring to go again.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
John thinks toys are silly. He doesn’t own any, but doesn’t mind you owning one or two to get yourself off while he’s away. Despite that, he doesn’t use them on you. He enjoys it more when he knows it’s just him making you squirm and moan from his touch.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh, how this man loves to tease you. Gently, of course, just little quips. Nothing mean or degrading (because you won't find an ounce of meanie John in my eyes), just light pestering.
When your core's leaking more than usual? "Aw, look at 'er. Poor girl is so needy. She wants my tongue that bad, hm?"
When your dick twitches the moment he has his hands on your thighs? "Fuckin' 'ell, poor boy is desperate for attention. Guess I gotta give 'im some, yeah?"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Furthest from whimperers there is. He definitely grunts and groans, but nothing really nasty. But John is certainly a talker! Telling you how good you are, how close he is, and lots, and lots, and lots of praise.
W = Wildcard (a random headcanon for the character)
SFW headcanon—Acts of service is 100% his love language. Letting you sleep in by turning off your alarm, running you a bath every night, and letting you wear his jackets because you like them more than your own. This man is a gentleman all the way.
NSFW headcanon—I wrote it down in U, but John definitely uses pussy/dick pronouns for you and himself. Something about it is so UGHHH hot!!! "C'mon, sweet one, he's been waitin' all day for you t'sit on 'im," while patting his lap—inviting you to ride him.
Soft!dom most of the time, service!top sprinkled in between. I’d like to say hard!dom too, but I feel like he’s too much of a teddy bear to be rough.
When it comes to the ass vs. tits debate? John is a tits guy for sure. He'd drag his nose up your sternum, suckling little hickeys into the sides of your breasts to let you know they're his to enjoy.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Good lord, who is feeding this man??? Because what do you mean 6.7in (17cm) when hard and 3.1in (7.8cm) when flaccid??? Dude has a monster cock. Uncircumcised, girthy just below the tip, and a particularly thick vein along the underside of the base.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive isn't what it used to be, but he can still keep up with you. Though if he's grocery shopping or taking a walk in the park, spotting a woman steering her baby in a shopping cart or stroller, he's going right to you—because God, how he wishes that were you with your baby.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
John doesn't fall asleep easily after sex. He'd rather hold you against his chest, a palm flat against your back, while he folds his free arm comfortably under his head.
He'll watch your aftershocks widdle, your body returning to its original color (though the flush it had before was cute), and your breathing steady as he lets you fall asleep first.
Even then, he's bringing his hand up to your scalp to card through your hair, sighing as he waits just a little longer—in case you wake up—before he's sleeping alongside you.
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table of contents: Alejandro // Alex // Farah // Gaz // Ghost // Laswell // Nikolai // Price // Rudy // Soap // Valeria
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cathedral-of-sinners · 2 years ago
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I humbly request a Tighnari NSFW alphabet please whenever you're free and if you're willing to dear author!
Tighnari, Tighnari, Tighnari, Ti-
For him, I'm always willing <3 (being free and having motivation was a different story though lol)
CW: gn!reader (no pronouns/genitalia mentioned), reader can be either sub/dom and top/bottom depending on the letter, creampie (C)
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— Tighnari: Full Alphabet
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He's deliciously buzzed, so high on cloud nine that he doesn't want to come down. His head will drop to rest on your shoulder or in the crook of your neck, trying desperately to inhale as much of your scent as possible. You’ll even catch his tail flicking gently like a happy puppy’s would, something you can't ever bring up outside of the moment or else he'll never recover (not to mention the teasing Cyno would bring if he ever somehow heard of this habit lmao). Once he's collected himself though he grows insanely soft, ears relaxing as he places a kiss on your forehead, asking if anything hurts or if you want anything. Food, some water, medicine or a warm/cool cloth, he had it all set up on the nightstand before you started and reaches for what he needs before curling up beside you, tail wrapping around you in some way.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)
Your shoulders and arms! Adores when you wrap your arms around him both in and out of the bedroom, their presence something he simply really enjoys. Loves when he can bury his nose in your shoulders too, careful though, he's a biter ;)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)
Addicted to cumming inside or on your stomach. The way his seed dribbles and dots your skin makes his head swirl - as for inside? He could pass out from how good it feels to stuff you full <3
D = Dirty Secret
Has very big thoughts and feelings about teasing you all day with a toy. Wants you to roam the forest or into the city as he stays and does some paperwork in his home, the knowledge that you're no doubt struggling to keep it together until you get back at the forefront of his mind. By the time you get home he can smell the arousal dripping from you as he turns and smirks. Don't worry, he rewards generously to well behaved individuals :)
E = Experience (How experienced are they?) 
Honestly could see him as both a virgin and not. Like, there's the idea that he's not interested in sex at all during his studies and then when he became a Forest Watcher there was both no time and no one that piqued his interest. But then I think he could also be the kind to have a one-night type thing once or twice while he was in school. He’s an I do want when I want kinda guy in some ways after all.
THEN AGAIN!! Fennec foxes mate for life sooooo, there’s that… but other than that he’s had plenty of moments when the topic came up in his research or conversations he’s overheard (both willing and unwillingly), therefore he’s really only lacking in the practice aspect.
F = Favourite Position
Lotus!! This is mainly because of how close the position makes you both, chests pressed up against one another, every breathe felt and every noise of pleasure heard. Plus, like mentioned before, it lets Tighnari rest his head on the crook of your neck, drowning him in everything that is you.
A close second is doggy style.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
He’s sassy no matter where he is (man has no fear honestly) so I’m damn certain he’ll unintentionally (or even intentionally) be funny during the moment. For the most part though he’s pretty serious.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) 
*chef's kiss* he is very well-groomed. Tighnari takes extremely good care of both his ears and fluffy tail, so it’s only right he takes equal care down below. Firm believer that his pubes are the same shade as his tail and not a mix like his hair or solid black. Pretty clean shaven, the thinnest of bushes present.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
He can be very romantic when he wants to be!! Holds your hand, kisses you all across the face, down your neck, across your chest, he’ll whisper praise and compliments in your ear, all the things like that!
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Doesn’t jerk off much simply because he doesn’t feel the need to. The only times he would are if you’re not available (like out of town unavailable) or if he’s in a rut and you’re just taking too long to come home :((
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Marking: He's a bitter like I said but Tighnari also likes to admire the scratches left on both of you after an intense round. Really likes to trace them with his eyes as you both cuddle or as he takes care of them.
Breeding: I’m totally not adding this because of his fennec fix urges lmao (I am a little), but it doesn’t matter what you got downstairs, your hole will be stuffed with his cum to the point of overflowing.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Tighnari isn't picky about where you do it but he favors the bedroom slightly above the rest. It's just far more comfortable and there's less of a chance of being interrupted by a patrolling Forest Ranger or some random hiker
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Let him drown in your scent and he's yours. Also, he’s really sensitive when you kiss or drag your tongue over his Adam’s Apple ;)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
He likes the risk but he's not stupid enough to risk your safety. He likes to play around with strange mushrooms and flowers but if he doesn't know everything about them - effects, antidotes, the like - then he's not bringing it around you. (But that’s honestly what any good lover would do).
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Honestly??? He’s got no preference. However, there is one pro when it comes to sucking him off: you get to see his ears cutely twitch.
A natural when he goes down on you. It’s partially due to his boldness and lack of hesitation. With minimal kitten licks, he dives right in like he might die if he doesn’t get a taste of you right that second. Bonus points when he looks up at you through his lashes too - it's really a sight to behold.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He's honestly a mixed bag, he can go either way most days. It also depends on the circumstances: did you tease him? How much time do you both have on your hands? What are your preferences in the moment? As a default though he leans slightly more on the fast side.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
"Really? Now? Right before I'm suppose to leave for patrol?" He'll act like it's an inconvenience but really he doesn't mind. If either you or he are feeling needy before one of you have to leave or are expecting company he's not opposed to busting out a quick round. Just to satisfy you both until later where you have all night to play.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Again, dude's got no fear. Can and will fuck anywhere he wants (with your consent of course). Forest? Hell yeah. In the Akademiya? Oh how it’d piss the higher-ups off! Tighnari also doesn’t mind introducing new things he thinks you might like or something he wants to try, always opening up with “there’s something I’d like to try, if you’d let me?”.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)
Tighnari in heat can go for what feels like forever even though it’s really only a mighty 7 or 8 rounds. When he’s not in heat however, the Forest Watcher averages about three. He’s always able to take some time before orgasming.
T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
KINKY TIGHNARI 🥵😫 (I thought it once and I’m never going to let it go, it’s permanently stuck in my head)
Owns every fucking toy under the sun (exaggeration but damn close to the truth). Loves using them and doesn’t mind bringing them into the bedroom with you either. For himself, has a favourite combo between a dildo and a cock ring (vibrating or not doesn’t matter to him). He just fucking loves bouncing on it, hitting that one sweet spot with the added stimulation from the ring.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Nodding my head vigorously. He so loves to tease you. “What? Did you really think I was going to touch you? Just like that? You’ve got me all wrong.”
Fucking loves teasing your nipples too. No explanation, it is what it is.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
If you manage to catch him off guard he’ll moan really loudly and slutty before growing red at the lewd sound ;) Tighnari whines and whimpers more than he does moan. He’s usually not too load but when he gets lost in pleasure, drunk on you, he can get pretty loud that people passing by will hear it
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Enjoys seeing you in lingerie and would die a happy fox if you surprised him in a black set, body draped along his bed as you await for him to unwrap his unexpected gift.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Average length, ‘bout 5 to 5 and a half inches. Definitely has a little more girth to it though. Has a prominent vein that travels along the side of his dick. Is a grower.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Not overly high, like it’s there but its also not. Before meeting you and before things in Sumeru calmed down there was just so much to do. Withering Zones, Elezar, the Akademiya constantly bothering him, the list goes on. The only time it's high is during the season *wink wink*
Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
After catching his breath, going through the motions of caring for you both and finally laying down, Tighnari is asleep after 10 to 20 minutes, provided there’s minimal post-sex talk. He doesn’t mind chatting so if you do then he’s out after about 45 minutes.
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esoteric-chaos · 1 year ago
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Imbolc - Spoonie Witch Friendly
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Imbolc is usually celebrated between February 1st & 2nd, in the Northern Hemisphere (In Southern hemisphere around August 1).
Imbolc is a fire festival celebrating the home, hearth, and the halfway point between Winter Solstice and the Spring Equinox.
Is is the celebration of the return of the light and sun. A great time to honour the coldest days and the arrival of spring.
Imbolc Correspondences
Colours
White
Gold
Silver
Pastel Colors
Herbal
Rosemary
Basil
Bay leaves
Cinnamon
Myrrh
Hay
Chamomile
Angelica
Lavender
Daffodil
Blackberry
Willow 
Edibles
Blackberry
Root vegetables
Dried fruits
Stews
Mead
Fermented foods
Grains
Dairy (specifically ewe's milk)
Cider
Herbal tea
Canned foods
Oats
Animals
Deer
Cow
Sheep
Lark
Swan
Bear
Wolves
Groundhog
All burrowing and hibernating animals
Crystals
Gold
Silver
Brass
Amethyst
Moonstone
Garnet
Ruby
Symbols
Candle flame
Seeds
Besom/broom
Brigid’s cross
Serpent
Sheep (due to Imbolc’s association with ewe’s milk)
White flowers
Snowflakes
Flowing water and springs
Sunwheel
Star
Evergreens
Spiritual meanings
Creativity
Awakenings
Introspection
Fresh beginnings
Perseverance
Patience
Renewal
Revision
Healing
Frugality
Self-care
Youth
Scents
Cinnamon
Rosemary
Basil
Cedar
Mint
Gods / Goddesses / Spirits
Brigid (Celtic)
Aphrodite (Greek)
Bast (Egyptian)
Ceres (Roman)
Cerridwen (Celtic)
Gaia
Hestia (Greek)
Vesta (Roman)
Venus (Roman)
Athena (Greek)
Demeter (Greek)
Persephone (Greek)
Aenghus Og (Irish)
Eros (Greek)
Faunus (Roman)
Pan (Greek)
Cernunnos (Celtic)
Osiris (Egyptian)
Asmodeus (Demon, personal UPG)
Need some suggestions to celebrate? I got you covered.
High energy celebrations and ritual
Astral projection/travel
Divinations
Cord cuttings
Create a Brigid’s Cross
Gardening (best time to start to plant seeds)
Make resolution(s) and goal(s) for the year ahead (I'll fight to the DEATH about my personal opinion that this is a better time for resolutions than New Years itself. Best time for renewal and goal setting)
Ritual to say farewell to winter
Make bread
Spring clean! It’s the best time for it
Low energy celebrations 
Starting a manifestation journal
Burning a bay leaf with manifestation on it
Planning in your planner
Lighting a candle in honour
Make a cup of tea
Practice self care
No spoon celebrations 
Prayer
Putting on sun lamp
Greet the sun at sunrise
Rest
How you celebrate the holiday does not matter. You can choose to do any activity that feels right. These are only suggestions and remember that you're enough no matter what.
Also please note some stuff is UPG. A great book is Year of the Witch by Temperance Alden for honouring the celebrations and if you wanted to work more seasonally. It's not wiccan based and has plenty of resources for every witch.
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studentinpursuitofclouds · 10 months ago
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A random thought, during the Mr. Qi's Crop Challenge (you know the one were you have to plant and shipped 500 Qi Beans) how will the SDV/SVE Bachelors gonna react to their lover (the Farmer) planting this weird looking crop that looks like a blueberry with sunglasses across the farm fields. ���
Ah, Qi beans... Probably my least favourite quest, because spending a whole month growing this stuff, and also getting these fucking beans instead of cool gifts in chests or fish.... Ugh. Oh well, sorry for that 😅
Even though this fruit is annoying to me, the ask itself regarding the reactions of others to it is pretty funny, hee hee. Thanks for the ask, and enjoy! 🫰💖
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SDV/SVE bachelors react to the Qi fruit:
"Looks creepy..... And cool, by the way. What did you do to make them grow like that?" Sebastian's spouse is a virtuoso at growing all sorts of unusual crops, and he thinks it's a mega cool ability. Just a week ago they ate a salad made from an 'ancient fruit', and the day before yesterday they cut up a giant mushroom crop that was the size of a large pumpkin (even though Sebby's doesn't like shrooms, it was still cool!). Now it's the weird fruit with sunglasses. He wonder what unusual plant Farmer will grow tomorrow...
"Oh, I know! Are those fruits and vegetables that grow in different shapes?" Sam recently watched a video about gardeners who grow square watermelons or tomatoes in the shape of hearts using plastic moulds. So the guitarist reckoned his spouse had decided to join the trend too. A strange choice, yeah, but hey - bonus for cool sunglasses! And what does this 'Qi' fruit taste like? Looks like a giant blue melon, Sammy wouldn't mind a tasty snack. Anyway, he doesn't know much about gardening himself, so he'll leave that to Farmer.
"Did you buy sunglasses for every fruit you grow or what?" And tell us, dear Alex - why would your beloved Farmer do that? These things maybe look like sunglasses, but are hardly sunglasses. But who knows? It's definitely an unfamiliar fruit for an athlete, especially compared to what his grandmother Evelyn used to grow in the community garden all the time. But if it's edible and full of vitamins (no), then Alex doesn't really care about the look of the Qi fruit. "Hey, even if this tastes awful, we'll have plenty of pairs of sunglasses!"
"That's some ugly ass fruit right here. Do people really eat that stuff now?" Truth be told, while working at JojaMart, Shane had managed to see stranger products labelled as 'novelty'. This applied not only to obscure sauces and snacks of dubious origin, but also to fruits and vegetables. The blue colour of the "Qi" fruit Farmer grew generally gave Shane the idea that his spouse had purchased the seeds just from Joja.co. It looked strange, but Shane didn't even mind tasting it. If it's edible at all. This fruit certainly doesn't get any worse than Joja's 'special' sauce for nachos, of that he's sure.
"Honey, are you sure it's safe to eat?" Every time another crop of obscure origin ripens on the farm, Harvey's heart begins to pound with worry. What if it's poisonous? What if it's not handled properly and you could get food poisoning? Why is it such a strange shape? "Farmer, please..." The poor doctor goes through all the books on vegetables, fruits and berries, hoping to find some information about this Qi fruit and whether it's okay to eat it (spoiler - to no avail). Either it's another "healthy" product from Joja or something else. Either way, Harvey will be sceptical, to say the least.
"...If I understand correctly, my soul, this is our dinner for today?" Elliott could have sworn the fruit had just winked at him! The writer had heard that some farmers and gardeners deliberately grow their crops in a variety of shapes to make them look extravagant and sell them for more money, but... Of all the shapes, his spouse chose the face... But maybe that's the kind of crop that's in high demand on market right now. Elliott hoped that if they were to bake strudel with this 'Qi' fruit today, it would taste better than it looked. Also... sunglasses?
"Hmm, I wonder... Where exactly did you get those seeds, my love?" It is not appropriate for Lance to judge the strange crop that Farmer has grown, when the adventurer himself has a monster crop ripening in a corner on the farm, with an appearance similar to a huge eyeball. Nevertheless, this strange fruit arouses a share of suspicion in the pink-haired man. Something is not right here.... If his dear spouse doesn't mind, Lance would also like to take a look at this fruit, for he is very curious to know if this crop has any magical properties. Or anything that might threaten him or Farmer.
"This... thing is unnatural. What in the name of all spirits did you grow this abomination from?" Magnus's whole gut screams that this is not just a fruit, but the spawn of a dangerous mage or witch. Thin threads of dark magic emanate from this fruit, and the wizard certainly doesn't like Farmer being in contact with that magic. "Eat it? Absolutely not! And is it even edible?" A worried Magnus questions his spouse about who gave them these seeds and why. Hearing the name 'Qi', he sighs heavily. Mr. Qi. Of course... This name definitely promises a lot of chaos for everyone.
"Erm... That's wonderful, darling! You've managed to grow this, um... What's it called again?" Victor had spent two whole days in the town library and looked all sorts of books at home - not a single mention, about this mysterious 'Qi fruit'. It's not, to tell the truth, the strangest thing Farmer grew in their fertile fields (monster crops will always be at the top of the list for strangeness. Especially the one with the giant eyeball). Maybe it's some new fruit his spouse has discovered? Victor is sure the Farmer knows what they're doing. But yeah, he's supportive.
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omophagic-beast · 1 year ago
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What is your Hogwarts house?
Hi! Im gonna assume this is in good faith once, and answer this by saying that im a trans man and have fully disconnected from harry potter because theyre bad books and jk rowling sucks if youd like to read something better id love to recommend some stuff! The Legend of Eli Monpress by Rachel Aaron is a series I like enough to put a quote from it on my arm, though I still hesitate to call it my favorite. It's about the greatest thief in the world as he tries to get his bounty as high as possible, accompanied by a swordsman wielding a mountain and a woman hosting the seed of a demon. The Keys to the Kingdom series by Garth Nyx was recommended to me by the lovely Jay Dragon and a few others at Metatopia this year, and I ended up devouring four of the seven books on the plane ride home. A child unwillingly goes through The Horrors, fighting seven angels who have been overtaken (in a sense) by the seven deadly sins. There's so much cool and interesting symbology throughout the series that's really fun to pick out when you notice it. Delicious in Dungeon is a manga by Ryoko Kui and definitely my favorite manga of all time. It's mainly about the importance of good food, as a group of adventurers end up having to traverse a dungeon with no supplies, surviving by eating the monsters within.
The Seep by Chana Porter is fun, if you're willing to get weird with it. Trina Goldberg-Oneka, a trans woman, finds herself devastated and unmoored after her wife leaves her to become a baby again. And by "fun" I mean it's a book that left me feeling like I was more of a person than I was before.
There's also plenty of really good webcomics out there, like Sakana, Bicycle Boy, Pia and The Tiny Little Things, A Better Place, We Go Together, Barbarous, Cold Sweat, ect, that you can simply find and read for free online! And if you simply must have wizards may I suggest making your own, the blog There's a TTRPG for that has a great post listing a bunch of good ttrpgs with that theme: https://theresattrpgforthat.tumblr.com/post/718030523649376256/theme-magic-and-mystics And speaking of games I'll cap this all off, for no particular reason, by recommending the game Let's Rob RJ McElhenny and Steal Her Golden Quill by Glaive Guisarme Games. It's fun and campy and a really good time.
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marionetteangie · 1 month ago
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AN: Hi TKLUTS fans it’s time to break your hearts again with a new headcanon of mine! This isn’t a fic per se, more like a short idea dump I had. If you wanna make anything inspired by it, feel free! (I also write other stuff there’s links on my page lol) 🥰
He’d noticed it about two weeks after. He was just getting ready for a day at the Museum of Natural History, donning a plain old coat, when the first bout of sickness had washed over him. Conseil had held his hair back as he’d emptied it all, quietly whispering to his master to try and soothe him, but the pain in Pierre’s chest wasn’t eased by ridding it. He’d taken a day off work, and Conseil had tended to him, brushing his hair and making sure he drank plenty of water. He’d put a flannel on his head and insisted that Pierre stay in bed, and he’d seemed to recover, but upon trying to go to work the next day, the same thing happened again. This time, Conseil got him three days off work, and tended to him with the best doctor he could find, but they couldn’t find anything particularly wrong with him, chalking it up to a bout of flu.
Two weeks off, nothing changed. Pierre began to worry they’d lose the house, though Conseil reminded him in his delirium that he’d managed to keep it the entire time they were on the Nautilus, purely by the amount of fortune he’d earned from his various scientific writings.
Four weeks, nothing changed. Throwing up every day wasn’t pleasant, by any means, but he’d grown used to it. What he wasn’t used to, on week 5, was discovering a particularly odd taste in his mouth. Something had settled on his tongue, and he reached in to touch it… and pulled out a petal. Immediately, Pierre recoiled. Had he eaten it by mistake? Had Conseil accidentally adorned one of his meals with it? But Conseil didn’t recognize it, from the ones in their home, and immediately, Pierre set to work. The flower was that of a Nymphaeaceae, commonly growing in water, specifically freshwater… The thought of water made Pierre’s chest hurt. Water… he called for Conseil, begging for a drink, but immediately spat it out. His servant held such pity in his eyes, seeing his master reduced to this, a crumbling wreck of a man, depressed and alone, spending his days in bed with a disease which none of them knew, five weeks inert and stuck. Conseil reached down, and planted a gentle, tearful kiss on Pierre’s warm brow, he was feverish and no amount of cool flannels were calming it, and for the first time since they met, Pierre saw tears falling from Conseil’s eyes, and tried to reach up to wipe them away, but his embarrassed servant merely ran, trying to find a quiet corner to sob in peace. Pierre felt another odd taste, and reached in again, a shiver coiling down his spine as his fingers brushed another. Another petal. Flowers couldn’t grow in one’s body, that was a tall tale parents told in order to get children to not eat apple seeds… and exhausted from the thinking, Pierre lay his head down, only to wake up a few hours later and discover his mouth was now full of them.
Six weeks. By now he’d started coughing up whole flowers. They were water lilies, begging for a single moment submerged, their stems dying to latch onto the floor under the water, to touch the pebbles that lay there, curl themselves in the soil and sand and take root where they belonged. And with every passing moment he fought to rid himself of them, Pierre felt as if he was drowning, clawing at his shirt in a mad rage and physically beating his chest until he coughed up more. Conseil found him one morning sitting in the corner of his room, kneeling down, and touching his face. He looked so despondent, but Conseil needed not use words, merely put his blonde hair against Pierre’s scrawny brown hair. Pierre sat still, but for the gesture he was grateful.
Seven weeks. Eight weeks. Nine. Ten. Thirteen. Twenty seven… Thirty nine. And then a year, like this.
By now, Pierre had lost mobility. He couldn’t walk. He could barely speak. Conseil had taken him to pushing him in a wheelchair. He needed a bag at all times to catch any fallen lilies. He became the curiosity of Paris, the former academic who was now a growing garden… his colleagues avoided him at all costs, not wanting association with him. Ned sent him a letter, but couldn’t bear to visit, he hated the thought of seeing Pierre in such a state. The only person who he could confide in was Conseil, he might as well be called Console by now, as that is what he spent most of his days doing. Not out of pity, mind you, but out of love.
Another year.
And on the 833rd day, Conseil took them for an outing. They went to Normandy, arriving before dawn atop those beautiful cliffs, watching the sun rise. And as it did, Pierre looked down, and noticed a familiar shape underwater. There he was, the single person who could cure his disease. And Conseil, understanding as ever, pushed Pierre onto the seashore. The wheels grated against the sand, but neither of them minded. And as the Nautilus docked for a moment on the sands, Pierre knew he’d seen them.
“Good morning, my love.” The words touched Pierre’s ears like a symphony, and Conseil pushed him forward and down toward the sea, where he was caught in the arms of the one he’d missed, the one he thought hadn’t reciprocated his feelings, the one who understood him above all others.
And after 20,000 hours, his hanahaki was finally no more.
(My designs for the main 3:)
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ideas-4-stories · 5 months ago
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Cross Guild Romance Idea: Established Crocohawk. Ever since Mihawk suggested that Biggy could be the figurehead of Cross Guild to keep the heat off of him and Crocodile, Buggy has this massive gratitude towards Hawkeye, and also admiration. While he is terrified of Crocodile, Buggy genuinely wants to make sure that Mihawk is happy on the island. Buggy personally makes sure that their is plenty of red wine, books, and also gets the best seeds for cabbages and other vegetables he can find. He leaves all of these things for Mihawk without making any flashing show of it. Not wanting to leave out Crocodile because he likes him too despite is terror, Buggy leaves him several of his own creature comforts as well. He always sneaks in while Mihawk and Crocodile are out and never says anything. Mihawk and Crocodile are suspicious but actually hold onto the gifts they get, because it is stuff they enjoy. They decided to stake out their residence and are stunned when they finally see Buggy sneak in and leave such lovely and thoughtful things for them all without any fanfare or note. Crocodile is all for confronting Buggy and wringing answers out of him since he's always suspicious but Mihawk talks in out of it, sensing Buggy's got no ill-intentions. Instead, Mihawk says that they should give to Buggy as good as he gives to them and see what happens. Buggy is stunned when he finds a bland new makeup kit waiting for him when he comes home from a long day, and the anonymous, thoughtful gifts start pouring in. They are courting without even realizing it, Mihawk and Crocodile deeply pleased by how they make Buggy glow with quiet happiness and Buggy overjoyed when Mihawk and Crocodile start being warmer to him. It culminates with Mihawk and Crocodile finally ambushing Buggy when Buggy's sneaking in to leave Mihawk his birthday present of this rare set of flower seeds and a gift of new cigars for Crocodile. Buggy turns to sneak back out only for come face to face with the former warlords. He's terrified he's gonna get trounced to a pulp, instead he's yanked off to bed so Mihawk and Crocodile can thank him properly and claim him for themselves. Even after they get together, the three of them keep giving each other things that made them think of the other.
That’s so sweet of Buggy, does Mihawk deserve those gifts? Not really, and definitely not Crocodile, but it's happening. The clown is making sure to note down anything that Crocodile and Mihawk seemed to like. Whether if they smile at it or say it'slvely and great. He's trying his best not to get presents the powerful duo don't like. Partly the reason he would straight-up hand over the gifts to Mihawk and Crocodile. Buggy has to keep himself safe in this dangerous game of breaking ‘n’ entering to gift presents to the two that beat him to a pulp often.
Although it seems to be happening less and less. Which in Buggy's books is flashy good thing to happen, so what does he do? Doubles the gifts in a week, instead of one or twice, it's more like two or three times a week. The clown is so happy with his ability to break in ‘n’ entering without ringing any alarms. But he isn't taking any chances in a way of doing when Crocodile and Mihawk are near. He likes this calmness between the trio.
Buggy hasn't told Alvida and Galfino about it because he doesn't want to earful that those two will give him. They might not help him when Mihawk and Crocodile hit him, but they can totally can stop Buggy before he does even more stupid things that would the two ex-Warlords pissed off. Buggy hasn't told Mohji or Richie because they might spill it to Crocodile and Mihawk by accident. But I'm sure he told Cabaji, swearing him on his Swordsman's Honor because he needs help to figure out what Mihawk and Crocodile likes. Poor Cabaji he so desperately wants to hold this over Mohji’s head but he can't. Which he doesn't like because he always likes to one up Mohji. Oh well, Cabaji can talk about it after this gets out.
Crocodile and Mihawk staking out to see who was gifting them presents. I'm sure Buggy won't go in unless he has more than 90% that Mihawk and Crocodile aren't in there. Unfortunately after this going on for a couple of months, Buggy getting a little bit comfortable doing all the breaking ‘n’ entering that he doesn't realize Crocodile and Mihawk. I'm sure the big old sandman was in his sand form wherever Mihawk decided to hide it… I really want to say coffin because that man would totally have one. But it wouldn't be big enough for both them… Where they would hide?
I'm thinking too much I to that, let's just say One Piece logic and continue on.
Mihawk decided ‘Hey, let's do it to him.’ is great, let Buggy guess and guess like they had to do before deciding to stake out to find the person. Poor Buggy is gonna be like that meme of ‘Calm, Panic, Calm, PANIC!’ He's still gonna use the makeup because someone broke into his tent to place it down. Crocodile and Mihawk are very pleased with how happy the clown is. So all three of them continue this game and it brings them closer (so great!)
RIP is what Buggy thinking for himself, not Rest in Peace, nah it's Rest in Pieces after they are done with him… But that didn't happen and he's kinda confused.
Love that they still give each other presents, probably still breaking ‘n’ entering each other's spaces to do so.
Sorry if the reply came so late and for how long it was, just had so much to say!
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coff-in · 1 year ago
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Yan!Andrew with his Reader who found out she's pregnant? She didn't want to have children.
notes from coff-in: bro,,, i feel embarrassed!! this isn't my best work!!! i read a lot of yandere stuff but you can tell that i struggled here with yandere characterization of andrew and then also talking about pregnancy and such. i do think andrew is a horndog.
[fem] reader-insert, [afab] reader-insert, +18 writing/NSFW (sex), talk/mention of pregnancy and abortion
Guys… yandere Andrew does so hard in my mind. I fucking love yanderes and just obsessive people in general. (I need him carnally–)
The few Yandere Andrew fics and headcanons I see usually take place in the Decay route, so I’m going to do the same for this piece if you don’t mind!
After killing Ashley, maybe Andrew met [reader] and found her to be similar to Ashley so he decides to use her as a substitute. Or maybe Andrew always knew [reader] since they were kids and wanted to have her for a long time, but worried that Ashley would drive her away.
It would still allow Andrew to date Julia but instead of using her to project his feelings for Ashley, he projects his feelings for [reader].
These projections may or may not include rough breeding sessions. Andrew would use a condom with Julia but he really wishes he was stuffing [reader]’s warm and wet womb with his seed. I bet he thinks about [reader]’s hips a lot or how her tits would swell up with milk once she gets knocked up.
(Teehee).
Andrew sort of wishes that he could keep Ashley around so she could meet his future children with [reader]. He could imagine them living in a nice house with plenty of room for the kids to grow (he’d probably want a son and daughter…), [reader] would be in the living room playing with the kids while Andrew watches from a doorway. He’d stare adoringly at the love of his life and their little bundles of joy.
Auntie Ashley would come to visit and cause mischief with the kids. She’d tell embarrassing stories of her and Andrew while he stammers to not tell his kids that and [reader] would laugh.
Sadly Ashley wanted to keep playing with Andy and wanted [reader] out of the picture, so Andrew had to cut Ashley out first.
Ah. I’m getting a little off-topic. [reader] would be staying near the Graves in the city this entire, oblivious to her obsessive Andrew and his dead sister Ashley. Once Andrew comes to visit [reader] for the first time since the quarantine he tells her that “poor Ashley died in the fire at the apartments and Julia broke up with him during the quarantine”.
Andrew looked pathetic. Standing in front of your door, sweaty and tired from wandering around the city looking for your address (and definitely not from killing his sister or something). [reader] looked up at him and sighed. Poor guy, losing his girlfriend and sister in such a short period of time…
“Well… you could crash here on the couch for a while until you get back on your feet. I can help you look for a job.” [reader] moved over to the side of the open door to invite him in, “Don’t worry too much about the rent. Just try not to make a mess and we’ll be good.” Andrew drew close to [reader] and pulled her into a hug, his hand resting in her hair and the other wrapped around her waist to pull her close. If only she could see the dark smile on his lips… she would’ve never opened that fucking door.
“You’re too good for me, [reader].”
However long it takes before you guys start dating is up to you, but just know that he’s dicking you down almost every night. Folding [reader] in half on her– their bed as just fucking plowing into her. An obsessive yandere Andrew would poke holes in the condom without [reader] knowing.
He’s always touching [reader], too. Resting his head in the crook of [reader]’s neck and laying his hands on her stomach hoping to feel a baby bump, fantasizing about the little baby he made growing inside of her.
Once the pregnancy tests come back positive, [reader] tries to tell Andrew that maybe they should abort the fetus. She’s not ready to become a mother yet, but Andrew’s enthusiasm makes it hard for her to get a single word out.
Andrew’s not pleased when [reader] finally tells him about her thoughts. He loves [reader], of course, he does, but he wants to have a family with [reader]. One that he never got with his parents or Ashley.
Andrew sat on the bed next to [reader], the mattress dipping under his weight. He placed a gentle hand on her back and rubbed it between her shoulder blades. She doesn’t look up from her hands.
“Hey… hey, don’t worry, honey. I’m sure we’ll be wonderful parents. We have an idea what not to do, don’t we?” Andrew joked. He pulled [reader] into his arms and held her close to his chest. “As long as we’re together, things will go alright.”
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