#also other dudes will think getting in a debate about guns is flirting

[lilgynt]

people will meet you for the first time look you in the eyes and say oh yeah put me down mommy like we’re online and not in real life

[thefanficmonster]

Few Too Many

Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Swearing, In-game violence and death, Suggestive comments

Genre: Protective fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Jealousy is a dangerous thing, especially when the jealous person is armed with a gun....in a game of Counter Strike. At least Y/N’s friend will now know not to mess around and flirt with her, especially not with Corpse around.

Requested by 🐐 Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! Sorry it’s taken me so long to complete and post your request but here it finally is! I didn’t want to make it IRL violence to avoid triggering anyone while I also felt it’d be very ooc for Corpse to beat someone up but I still hope you enjoy the fic if you come across it and read it! Love, Vy ❤

“Hey everyone!“ Y/N greets her squad as they all customize their characters while I sit there, observing and unknowing of what I’m supposed to do. “I invited Corpse to play with us today, hope y’all don’t mind.”

“Of course not! Nice to finally meet you, Corpse. We’ve heard a ton about you from Y/N, thanks for making our girl the happiest she’s ever been.“ One of her friends says, the tone of his voice suggesting he’s only half-joking with the dad like comment he made.

“Nice to meet you too, man. Glad I’m the one she gave the chance of making her happy. That’s all I ever wanna do.“ Though it may sound cheesy, as guys, her friends can probably read into how genuinely I mean what I’ve said.

Dating a girl with only guy friends has it’s pros and cons. Which outweigh which is still up for debate since I’m still researching, but so far so good in my opinion. This is the first time I’m interacting with them directly so I’ve still got a long way to go in terms of getting to know them and the details of their relationship with Y/N better. Regardless, I at least know they can easily understand me and put themselves in my shoes if I ever ‘mess things up’ with Y/N and she goes to complain to them - something that will most likely never happen. I’d never dare make this girl upset. Chances are, if I do, her friends won’t get to me on time - I would deliver my own punishment just the way I think I deserve it. However, there’s also the chance of them getting super protective of her and ganging up on me over something as small as a fight. By the many things and stories Y/N’s shared with me about them, I believe they wouldn’t think twice about kicking someone’s ass for her. They’re not massive dudes - I’ve seen pictures of them - but I for one don’t ever wanna see em angry.

“Ay bro, what’d you do to score our best girl? You must know what she likes. If so please, by all means, do tell.“ One of them, not the one who was previously talking, speaks up, his words making me furrow my brows in both confusion and irritation.

I open my mouth to complain as I slowly start cracking my knuckles when Y/N and her friends beat me to it. Thing is, Y/N’s friend group consists of three guys and her and yet four voices scolded the guy that made that suggestive comment. That being said, this guy probably isn’t considered to be one of her friends, at least not one that’s a permanent part of her friend group.

“Seth, cut it out!“ The guy I was previously speaking to says sharply before softening his tone to refer to me, “Sorry about my brother, excuse his lack of brain cells, please.“

Just then, I also receive a message from someone. Checking my phone, turns out it’s Y/N who by the way is currently in the living room while I’m in the recording room. Her text reads:

Y/N ~ Ignore Seth. I told Leo to not invite him but he’s still here somehow

I send her back a quick reassuring text before answering the guy I now know is named Leo, “No worries, it’s fine.”

“See? The guy can take a joke, you’re all just freaking out over nothing!“ Seth laughs, reminding me and the others of how loud he is compared to us.

Despite acting like it’s no big deal, I can’t help but admit to myself that this behavior of Seth’s has awoken a deeply buried suspicion of mine that’s not only mine but also arises in every guy whose girlfriend hangs out with a lot of guys. It’s not that I don’t trust Y/N - she could literally blindfold me and tell me to walk through a pool of lava, promising it wouldn’t hurt and I’d do it - but we all know about that saying that every guy in a group with one girl has liked said girl at least once.

Disturbing to think these four, including Seth five, dudes could’ve possibly been my competition at some point. It’s nice that they’re all super chill about it, mostly cause some of them have girlfriends as I was told.

Nevertheless, we get over that hiccup and carry on with the small talk and preparations for the game. Since it’s my first time playing CSGO, Y/N, Leo and her other friend Clancy explain the mechanics to me in detail to avoid me getting confused mid-game and getting myself killed. When they finish, we start the round and wait for the game’s algorithm to separate us into two teams which Y/N jokingly refers to as cops and robbers. Unfortunately, the end result of that separation ends up being me getting put in the terrorists’ force with Leo and Clancy while Y/N’s with the FBI, partnered with Seth and her other friend Evan.

“Alright, team, we shall now disperse. Corpse, remember, if you see more than one of them, radio in and lay low, we’ll be with you as soon as possible.“ Leo informs me as he runs off in one direction, Clancy going in the opposite. I confirm I understand and go along my way too, heading for this ancient looking structure that looks like it could belong in an old-timey movie. 

Walking in, I realize the place is way bigger than it appeared on the outside. A quick look up confirms that there are three fucking floors above, not to mention that the ground floor is huge. Luckily, there are many crates and barrels to hide behind if I come across an FBI agent. I sure as hell hope it’s Y/N, I could maybe even try talking her into giving me a second chance at life and pretend she never saw me. Come to think of it though, I’d probably prefer getting killed by her rather than her friends - especially Seth.

Given that we’re in a Discord call, I can hear all the conversation going on. They are all quiet though, I can just periodically hear the mumbles of someone muttering to themselves as they navigate the map cautiously out of fear of running into their opponent unprepared. The silence is put to an end though when Seth speaks up, addressing Y/N.

“Yo, your boyfriend’s with the terrorists, ain’t he? That’s like the universe giving you a sign that y’all shouldn’t be together.“ The fucker laughs at his own joke while I can literally hear Y/N rolling her eyes.

“Have you heard of Romeo and Juliet, Seth?“ She asks sarcastically, almost getting a chuckle out of me but I suppress it to avoid getting caught listening in.

“Yeah, they both die at the end. Fucking boooriiinngg.“ Just then, I spot two silhouettes entering the building. Aiming my gun at them reveals their names - just the people I’m currently involuntarily eavesdropping on. Seth and Y/N don’t notice me though so I quickly duck behind a crate and prepare to radio in when Seth continues verbally torturing Y/N and dancing on my last nerves, “I personally think the friends-to-lovers trope is far more interesting...“

Did this guy just- no, he’s gotta be fucking kidding me

I’m left with my jaw hanging in disbelief at this guy’s audacity. I have no doubt Y/N’s about to put him in his place herself but I just gotta have my own chat with this guy. And by ‘chat’ I mean I mindlessly rush out from behind the crate towards where I saw him and Y/N and open fire on him.  I hear his startled and upset screams with Y/N’s laughter in the background. She doesn’t try to stop me as a teammate of his should and would, instead she just observes the scene unfold, laughing her ass off.

“Yo man what the fuck was that for?!“ I hear Seth’s yell but only faintly since the sound of gunshots is still echoing through my headphones. Yeah, I’m not done shooting this fucker.

“Corpse...Corpse, buddy...“ Y/N manages through fits of laughter she cannot tame, “That’s a few too many bullets, he’s already dead.”

“And that was a few too many comments for him to be let off the hook.” I answer as sharply as I can with the new-formed smile on my face. What can I say, her happiness is contagious.

“Well, you got your first kill in CSGO. Good job, babe! I’m super proud of you!” She cheers for me, clapping her hands excitedly. 

“Nah that was my first overkill.“ I quickly add, with a more threatening tone: “And it won’t be my last.”

“Let’s just hope there aren’t few too many of these overkills either.“ She snickers.

“That doesn’t depend on me, babe.“ I say smugly, suggestively enough for Seth to pick up the dropped hint. Mother fucker’s officially been put in his place and I couldn’t possibly be happier - with the added bonus of getting a ton of laughter out of Y/N who also decides to walk away, leaving me unharmed but promising to shoot to kill next time she sees me.

I’m ok with that. She could kill me anyday.

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[ravenclaw-questions-gone-writing]

Ven’s Idea Outline #1 (Maribat)

Remember that MariDamiJon fic that I mentioned I was going to do for the gift exchange? It’s still bouncing around in my head and Luka decided to join in so I’ve decided to at least make an outline in (assuredly vain) hopes that it will leave me alone for a bit.

Ao3

Part 1

Typical Daminette but Hanahaki style bc I can’t find any Maribat hanahaki fics and I need one and I can’t find any.

Dick and Damian sent to scope out Paris for Hawkmoth related reasons

Jon goes with bc he’s Damian’s emotional support kryptonian but he might arrive later This idea has been removed but I like it so I will share it.

Damian is getting familiar with the new battlegrounds  taking a walk in the park when a girl falls from a tree and lands on top of him

The girl apologizes profusely before explaining that she’s really clumsy and she was just trying to help a kitten stuck in the tree

It’s not love at first sight but Damian appreciates an animal lover and is slightly less of an ass than he would usually be

Might mix this with my Blossom Soulmate AU that I never got around to finishing and posting, now that I think about it

Anyway, Damian helps her get the cat down from the tree

He latches onto this potential information source who is not as annoying as most other people and sticks with her

They become friends friendly acquaintances and he drops by her school to pick up her up after she agreed to show him around Paris.

Debating Lila salt...

Debating Class salt...

If yes: Damian walks into a scene where Marinette  and sweeps Marinette away without a word to the rest of her class

If no: Damian arrives and proceeds to wait for her outside by his motorcycle

Either way, his appearance makes waves in Dupont’s rumor mills

They do not know he’s Damian Wayne, just that there’s a dude who attractive enough to be model with a motorcycle waiting for the schools (tragic, if salt) sunshine fashion princess.

Robin and Nightwing meet up with Ladybug and Chat Noir to offer their help in figuring out who Hawkmoth is, as well as fighting and training.

Full Miraculous court meeting with Ryuko, Viperion, Queen Bee, Carapace, Rena Rouge, Pegasus, Bunnyx, and Monkey king. (Rena Rouge is removed if Class salt. Replaced with Fox!Nath or Fox!Julieka)

Ladybug and Robin get along

About two weeks in Adrien starts officially dating Kagami.

Another week passes and Damian finds out Marinette has been coughing flower petals and her unrequited love is her classmate Adrien Agreste.

She refuses to remove the hanahaki - this version is the standard they can’t fall in love ever again if they remove it.

This revelation makes him oddly uneasy, it isn’t until his own Hanahaki shows up later that night that realizes he understands why.

Damian does a pretty good job of hiding it.

Dick knows something is up but he’s trying to give Damian more space so he doesn’t look into it and trusts Damian would ask him if it’s life threatening

Ladybug notices his discomfort on patrol and they talk

He is surprised to learn Ladybug also has it and Robin comes up with the brilliant idea that they should fall in love with each other.

There is precedent that if you fall out of love with the person, the Hanahaki will go away. But falling out of love is difficult and not easily done. There must be no lingering romantic feelings at all.

Ladybug encourages Robin to chase his crush first, because he at least has a chance if the girl he likes also has it.

Cue the debates

If Ladybug wins: Enter Damian going all out in flirty assassin seduction techniques from his mother - Good Talia that kills rapists, none of that she raped Bruce bs, she actually had a good relationship with Bruce and a mutual breakup because of differing views on killing people - that he’s barely used since his lessons on it in the league and romantic advice from Dick.

He goes full on Bitch-sensei from assassination classroom.

He’s commissioned a shirt from Marinette. She gets to design it however she wants.

It is a long sleeved button up, specifically made to accentuate his muscles without being too revealing.

That’s the shirt he wears when he asks her out with flowers and a stuffed kitten holding a stuffed wood board that says “please date me” He has his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, top button undone. Collar and hair ruffled up for maximum sensuality. He’s got a lot of references between all the people he knows (Bruce, Talia, Selina, Dick, and really his whole family is full of objectively attractive, seductive people he can reference. Just as long as he avoids mimicking their failing romantic habits, he should be fine.)

He tries to be suave about it but is a little too nervous to completely pull it off. It doesn’t matter because Marinette finds it endearing.

On the date, he’s more confident and is able to pull off suave bastard much better but only at the end. He’s a gentleman until the very end, when he leaves her in the bakery

He goes in, and twirls her admittedly short hair around his finger, maintaining eye contact as he presses his lips against her hair - it’s admittedly harder than he expected given how short it is but being so close made it more intimate and the blush on her face was definitely worth it

He leaves in the bakery slightly dazed and counts the date as a success.

Marinette’s mind shut down bc damn that boy is fine and smooth af is flustered and confused as heck but she’s willing to give him a shot

Alternatively: Marinette’s not sure about dating Damian because she feels like she’s just using him to get rid of her hanahaki bc of the idea that Robin had proposed.

Dick is ecstatic that Damian was acting weird because he had a crush and loved helping his brother out with this date planning in the city of love

He doesn’t report it back to the batfam yet because they had a small argument about it and Damian pulled away with the small victory of Dick has to wait until after the first date to tell them.

Damian is glad he Marinette’s willing to give him a chance but he’s worried about Ladybug

he wonders if he should set her up with Tim or Duke, it’d be a shame to lose a friend and hero like her.

Robin brings up his success to Ladybug and asks if there’s anything he can do to help her.

She notes that a friend had actually confessed to her and she’s giving them a chance.

They accidentally compare notes on their dates and that’s their reveal.

If Robin wins: An awkward start that smooths into moonlit dates on the Eiffel tower, dancing on rooftops, an increase in flirting but only after battles, never before it bc they have a professional reputation to keep, increasingly physical training routines, stolen kisses but not on lips until they’re more comfortable with each other.

Fast tracked mutual slow burn which kinda defeats the purpose of a slow burn but whatever

I have realized these ideas are not mutually exclusive.

Maybe Ladybug wins first but Damian fails to seduce Marinette because she has the doubts so they go with plan B and date each other. Ladybug is more comfortable with the idea of dating Robin because they both have Hanahaki and are knowingly using each other to get rid of it?

There is no identity reveal in this version

Complaint Break time: I was writing this to get it out but it keeps growing, wtf.  This is so long and I haven’t even gotten to the main part.

It was supposed to be an established Daminette but I wanted to show how they got together, this was supposed to be like 5 bullet points, 10 tops.

At some point, I’m going to have to mention the rumor that people with Hanahaki are being kidnapped because the flowers that bloom after their death make great medicine but that cures most illnesses and are good potions ingredient whatever, something along those lines. It’s not the ones they cough up but the flowers that grow on the vines constricting their lungs after until they die and only blossom after death. Those flowers that spread the pollen into the air that makes the Hanahaki disease possible.

That’s why people keep it a secret unless they’re going to get the surgery as there’s not other way to treat it.

But that’s a plot point for part 2.

I feel like this is already longer than anything I’ve put out at this point in time.

Back to the story:

Even though they’re dating, the Hanahaki doesn’t go away immediately. It slows and becomes less frequent but there are times when they think of how their love doesn’t return their feelings and the flowers come back with a vengeance and they’re down for the day, possibly the entire week, hacking up flower petals and buds.

(Ladybug Wins version until otherwise stated) It’s during one of these fits that Dick finds out and is angry at this girl playing with his brother’s feelings.

Damian is too busy hacking up bloody flower petals to correct him

The entire batfam and subsequently Superfam now know the batfam’s youngest has hanahaki

Jon is called in and flies in to help keep an eye on his best friend

Bruce, Jason, Tim, and Duke are shocked but they pack up and are ready to go in guns blazing to have a talk with this girl bc the boys might not be on the best terms but that’s their baby brother. The girls stay behind to hold down the fort (because I need more time to get familiar with them before I can confidently write their characters. I’m not too confident about Duke either but I already mentioned him and it’s too late to back out now.)

So, Damian’s brothers and his father track her down to a different park in Paris where Marinette’s hanging out with her friends

They’re incised to find their brother’s girlfriend with another guy’s arm around her, leading her away from the main group of friends

It’s Luka, he’s helping her hide her hanahaki because she assures him that she has it under control and will go with him to the hospital if it becomes too much

They confront the couple

There’s a lot of intimidating posturing and accusations

Batfam is absolutely not prepared for the bloody flowers that spill from her lips - her hanahaki is even worse than Damian’s

Detective bats (correctly or incorrectly, depending on which version happens) put the pieces together and figure they’re dating to get rid of the hanahaki, that is something Damian would absolutely propose

and oh shit, this time it’s not just Bruce that’s adopting someone. They have a little sister now.

Luka explains what he knows about the situation and basically confirms what they’d deduced.

Welp, since they’re here, Hawkmoth has become top priority.

Hawkmoth takes one look at the Miraculous circle and the new set of bats and just- nopes out plus super boy and just nopes out.

Like, he tries but he has no expectation of winning and tries to run instead. It doesn’t work, they have all grounds covered.

I should probably make use of Mayura if I ever do write everything out but she didn’t really leave much of an impression on me tbh and I don’t have a lot of ideas. Maybe if I ever go back and watch it.

Celebratory, on-the-spot kiss between Robin and Ladybug where they do “oh“ and realize the pressure in their chest is finally gone and the Hanahaki is no more.

(Robin Wins) Dick is obliviously happy about little Robin leaving the nest and finding a mate until he finds out both the little heroes coughing up flower petals on their date

then he goes in and mother hens them both, before demanding answers

He’s also less happy about this whole dating thing

Dick can’t do much about Ladybug without revealing her identity but Damian isn’t getting out of it so easily

Dick figures out who Damian’s crushing on and goes to do a little investigating. He is very surprised to see it’s a bubbly, energetic designer girl and not someone... calmer. But then he thinks of Jon and it makes a little more sense

He talks to her, asks about what she thinks of Damian and is pleasantly surprised by her positive view of his brother. He asks if she would go out with him and she coughs up some petals

Now, Dick’s freaking out and why are there so many children with Hanahaki? This is the third one in two days!

fast forward because I’m finally out of ideas for this part

Ladybug knows she’s fallen for Robin, which was the entire point of them dating but she not sure he actually reciprocates or is still trying to forget that other girl.

Or if you went the other way, Robin’s still chasing Marinette but Ladybug now likes Robin and is aware that he’s trying to woo her. So, out of the frying pan and into another for her.

Robin is absolutely having regrets bc he is an emotional wreck and crushing on two girls and this was not supposed to happen, damnit.

A meta gets akumatized and takes out half the miraculous court but turns out the meta’s psychic ability can help track Hawkmoth so its all cool, now that they know what Hawkmoth feels like

Ladybug, Chat Noir, Ryuko, and Robin vs Hawkmoth and Mayura

Nightwing stayed behind to watch the other heroes are no longer brain dead from the battle but boy are they out of it and he has to make sure they get home safe

that does not mean he’s not extremely put out and worried about it since he knows half the team has hanahaki and it may interfere with the fight

Even if the Ladybug suit lessens the hanahaki attacks, they still happen from time to time

For two people who don’t  show up to fight often Hawkmoth and Mayura put up a good fight

Ladybug has an hanahaki attack and Hawkmoth tried to take advantage of it, only to get knocked out by Chat Noir who’s still pissed at his dad for causing this whole thing

Chat Noir and Ryuko are pretty shocked Ladybug has hanahaki, even more her timer runs out and she choses to present it to Robin

Robin is shook

He gets it together and pulls her into a kiss that cures their hanahaki and makes their brains melt

Now Marinette’s kinda confused bc what the other girl

Damian, slightly shifting his mask so she can see who he is: That other girl was YOU

Now Marinette’s the one who’s shook

Note: Chat Noir and Ryuko have both de-transformed at this point and are watching with wide eyes but they do not see who is under that mask. Also, no cameras in this section of the manor bc that would be proof.

They have a lot to talk about but it works out in the end.

the outline above was written out of order bc I had to go back everytime a new idea hit and I cannot be bothered to go back and dodeca-check this thing again just to make sure everything makes sense.

Part 2 (that was supposed to be the main story- finally made it, the starting point. I cry.)

Ok, so, now that Daminette is established and the evil is defeated

Damian returns to Gotham with his girlfriend in tow to introduce her to the rest of his family, despite his better judgement

Jon is happy that Damian is in happy, loving relationship but he’s a bit sad that it’s not him and oop, sunshine kryptonian boy got hanahaki’d.

Same for Luka. (Yes, Jagged will be his dad and a Gothamite.)

Jagged and his kids join them in Gotham bc he has to be there to show his favorite designer niece around to all the best places of his hometown.

Luka finds out Jon has Hanahaki and they bond over the experience

They make a pact to cover each other and get the other to the hospital when it gets to that point

Pining/Simping meetings over their best friends that for some unknown reason seem to lessen the flower coughing over time even though these meetings probably make things worse but they also need vent before it increases again.

Luka and Jon beginning to fall for each other but they think the other is still in love with Marinette/Damian and it’s true that they still hold feelings for their best friends that aren’t diminishing in the sleightest and it’s all very confusing.

It’s even more confusing when we add the new hero in Gotham, Viperion who’s there to continue training with the bats since he’s visiting the area, rescues and lightly flirts with Jon who ended up developing a small crush and Jon realizes he has a type.

So, poor Jon’s now crushing on Damian, Luka, and Viperion

Viperion meets Superboy and the kryptonian doesn’t seem to like him?

Luka’s crushing on Marinette, Jon - still doesn’t know that Damian is Robin. And is kinda curious and a little hurt that the Robin’s oddly familiar kryptonian is actively and obviously avoiding him and that heart song is kind of familiar but different.

Viperion also gains a crush on Robin after watching him take down a thug in a very graceful way - the bird was showing off for his bug and decided to make it a little showier, he accidentally also caught a snake

Ladybug and Robin still flirt but the court - aside from Ryuko and Chat, depending on which version - think that’s just their dynamic, though they do pull Robin aside for a bit to tell him she has a boyfriend now. He assured them it’s fine and he knows, oddly amused at their attempt.

man, I am not original with this identity porn thing

It isn’t until Luka sees Jon again that he puts it together.

Marinette suspiciously notes Luka and Jon been hanging out an awful lot she’s making connections to the time she had hanahaki and Luka covered for her

The pains of befriending deductive genii.

Cue the panic and they accidentally claim they’re dating but it throws Marinette off for now, so it kinda worked?

Hanahaki fic with a fake dating AU. Oops.

Mari decides since she and Damian don’t know this, they must have been neglecting their best friends and double dates are the way to go.

Cue more panic

Unlike Marinette who is willing to trust their word, Damian’s a suspicious bastard who’s kind of dubious and a little salty that Jon didn’t tell him earlier if they’re telling the truth but Mari’s all gung ho about it so he lets it go for now

They go on the date and it is an emotional mess for everyone involved

It starts out fine

Jon and Luka act a bit weird because they have to cover for each other randomly coughing up petals, not to mention they’re on a date with their original crushes without actually dating their original crushes not even mentioning their new crushes and the secret identity reveal that Luka still hasn’t confronted Jon on and Jon’s guiltily thinking about Viperion half the time he thinks about Luka and shouldn’t it be the other way around?

Yeah, so they’re a mess

Damian’s watching them like he’s trying to figure them out and it is not helping but thank god Mari’s distracting him totally on accident

Marinette? She found a random lost kid in Gotham looking for their parents

So now the double date’s been temporarily derailed to help the lost kid

While Damian’s watching Marinette try pass the crying kid off to Jon for a  moment so she can make a phone call to report a lost child but the kid’s clinging onto Marinette, and they exchange looks so Jon calls in the lost kid instead and he’s just struck with the idea of a family with the three of them and some kids

Cue panic time (again)

Ignoring the thought of children, why was Jon in his fantasy?

Luka’s just watching a smitten boy go into panic mode over the trio and while doesn’t quite know what’s going on in Damian’s head, but that was really cute and oh not again

They find the kid’s parents, and the date moves on

Jon’s more comfortable, Marinette wasn’t really bothered in the first place. Luka and Damian are now having crises

Luka makes a joke under his breath in an attempt to calm down before his Hanahaki acts up

It did not help bc Damian overhears and gives a small amused snort that made his heart stutter but hey positive interaction!

Both Marinette and Jon but end up having feelings very similar to the one Damian had earlier when they look over at Damian and Luka’s little interaction - Damian’s giving Luka a small smirk and Luka is entirely embarassed at being heard when he wasn’t hadn’t meant to be.

But then Luka gives Jon a small sign before he excuses himself to the restroom so Luka can run off and cough up his flower petals

You remember that whole thing about the kidnapping people with hanahaki so they die and medicine and things can be collected from the flowers springing up from their corpse thing? Yeah, the kids are in Gotham and there is definitely a group there that has dealings with the trade and someone saw Luka hacking up flowers

but they mark him and pull back to plan instead of kidnapping him then and there bc drama and Jon followed him to the restroom to check on him

Date ends ok and everyone’s kind of an emotional wreck

Damian has surprisingly learned his lesson on miscommunication and guiltily confides his fantasy to her like a parishioner to his priest

Marinette basically goes same and confesses about the moment she and Jon saw his interaction with Luka.

“So, We’re together, and they’re together...and I might be in love with Jon, you think you might be in love with Luka... What now?“ Damian asked, trying to make sense of it all

“We could...” Marinette swallows, “um, all four of us? together?“ she offered meekly. Seeing that Damian seemed to like the idea, she continued. “Y’know, feel out how receptive they are to the idea and then just seduce them?”

Ok, so the temporary communication skills were nice.

Because instead of talking it out with their best friends, they decide to seduce them but to be fair, there’s at least one version of this where Damian got where he did because of seduction.

Between both Damian and Marinette’s phsyical attractiveness, their combined determination and stubbornness, Damian’s assassin seduction knowledge, and Marinette’s fashion ability and tactical knowledge of where to accentuate what, Jon and Luka have no chance of leaving pining hell for the foreseeable future.

Marinette doubles down on the “double dates” aka, seduction plans in action and group hang outs, aka much more softer, subtle seduction plans

Marinette and Damian do not do much seeing how receptive they are and really just jump right into the seduction, except they adjust the plans so Luka and Jon don’t catch on so Daminette couple thinks it’s ok to go all out.

Cue seduction and pining hijinks, and a whole lot of bloodly flowers and plenty of internal screaming

Damian learns that Luka might not be too bad in the group and Jon is panicking because oh shit he’s got another crush and it’s his best friend’s girlfriend.

the quartet’s love issues are really full circle... or whatever this shape is supposed to be. Because there’s still the whole Viperion/superboy thing and - i just... I’m not going to keep analyzing this.

Somewhere during this, Jon confesses his feelings this particular friend group to Con, leaving out the whole Hanahaki thing. Con tells Tim for advice on being a big brother and things happen but I’m not sure what. I just want TimCon and the Superboys bonding

So a couple weeks pass by the Hanahaki’s getting pretty bad and Luka suddenly goes missing

Ladybug and the bats are on it as soon as they realize he’s gone

Except they are missing one, very important piece of information

Luka’s hanahaki

So, for the next few days, they don’t get anywhere until Jon slips up and ends up coughing up a shitton of bloody flowers which leads to panic, confusion and explanation, bc wtf Jon, you’re supposed to be dating Luka and that’s definitely not unrequited

So everyone gets the full explanation, the final piece of the puzzle snaps into place and the bats are on it.

Marinette and Damian have to put aside that whole revelation in order to track and save Luka before he dies of Hanahaki

They both make sure to kiss Jon first so he doesn’t get handicapped by his hanahaki like Ladybug did but he and Luka will be on thin ice once they get Luka back

So it’s pretty much a race against time bc they don’t know how bad Luka’s hanahaki is

Tracking, beat up bad guys, possible magic related villain(s) searching for potion ingredients that may take harm Superboy more than than if they weren’t there

They rescue Luka or Luka and Ssass break out as Viperion and meet them halfway.

Hey, the identity reveals!

 Either way, at the end of it, Luka ends up with Ladybug and the unconscious and they have to wait until he wakes up to administer the kiss/cure bc it doesn’t work if one party is unconscious

which sparks an interesting idea of a sleeping beauty-cinderella style hanahaki fic where it would work if they’re unconscious, and the patient has to find go out to find who cured them and I’ll have to adjust some other rules of the hanahaki disease such as who can cure it but goddamn it

So while Luka’s out, Marinette and Damian confront the possibly injured but very much awake Jon

Once Luka wakes up and is brought up to speed, they take care of his hanahaki and work out the new boundaries of their new relationship

Part one is longer and I’m a bit put out by that. This made much more sense in my head but if you got this far, my rambling must have made some sort of sense.

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter sixteen: Hey Kiyo!

Summary: Y/n and Tendou are deeply in love. Living on the other side of Tokyo now, the Monsters are still up to their old shit. They even opened a few businesses for Tax reasons. Even though it’s been almost three years later, Y/n still has never been able to understand how they have avoided the law several times. When Tendou’s Mother reappears in his life, Y/n is confused as Tendou claimed she is dead. Finding out Tendou is being forced to take over the family business by his Mother, she soon learns the truth behind Tendou’s reason he never gets in legal trouble is his family business. His mother is quick to decline Y/n as his future wife and tries to set up Tendou with someone she sees more fit. What will happen to Y/n and Tendou? What will happen to Tendou’s “family business”? What does this mean for the future of the Monsters?

Tw: Swearing, mole (traitor) Mentions, past death mention

AN: Hey everyone! I am back!! I made a personal planner for my smau’s and I may double up on the week days and post two chapters a day, one from each smau. Other wise it will be 6 weeks and I just was hoping to get a few more smaus started before my summer ends. I will be posting two bnha smau’s next so stay tuned :) One will be more angst vibes like I have now and one is just enemies to lovers bascially.  I am also deciding to do an AU in an AU with my horror smau band. The way it works will be explained in due time if you are interested for that tag list as well!! 

Third person pov 

Y/n walked into work as she was greeted by the head chef. 

“Looks like we are stuck working the night shift tonight huh?” He joked with her as she laughed. 

“Do you know if Kiyoko is working tonight?” 

“Yeah she started an hour ago in the bar tonight I think.” He said as the two of you shoved your bags into the lockers. 

“Do I have time to run over and see her real quick?” You asked him. 

“Well you start in 2 minutes, but for you, take all the time you need.” He smiled at you. 

“Thanks Chef.” She said as she began to walk away. She walked out into the open and up to the bar as she walked up to the bar. 

“Hey Kiyo!” 

“Oh hey Y/n. What can I do for you?” 

“How would you like to make some extra money.” Kiyoko was shining glasses as she looked up at you.

“What kind of job are you talking about?” 

“Just a casual flirt with a guy and then possibly get him to admit who he works for.” 

“Yeah, I can do that.” 

“I will text you the details later.” Y/n said as she walked out and headed back to the kitchen. 

Meanwhile in North side headquarters…..

Sugawara looked between Asahi and Hinata. 

“It’s way too soon to go in don’t you think?” 

“No, since it was so easy for our intel guy to slip up and let a few of our men get killed AND our guns stolen, now is a good time.” Hinata said. 

“He was the easiest one to trick to come to our side.” 

“Asahi and I got this. We both are great actors you know?” Kageyama laughed as Hinata said that. 

“So what is the plan again boss?” Asahi spoke up.  

“Today is just a scout mission to see what she’s like. I may ask a waitress about her or maybe you will then we can seem interested in her, she will probably befriend us instead.”

“How do you figure?” Sugawara asked. 

“Well she’s a nice person, right?” 

“Debatable. My spy said she can be a bit… crazy” 

“How so?” Hinata was interested. 

“Well, Hanamaki sent me screenshots from their group chat about her driving away from a bust where they sold organs.” 

“They sold organs?” Asahi asked with nerves in his voice. 

“Yeah I guess so. She is a wild card so just, be careful.” 

“I am the boss. Never doubt me.” HInata snapped. 

“Sorry boss.” Sugawara said as he looked down ashamed. 

Back in the South side….. 

Kyotani walked to the door of their new house, ripping it back at the visitor. Kohaku stood in front of him now. 

“Is Satori here?” Kyotani just let out a low growl as he walked away from the door. He stomped into the kitchen looking at Tendou. Tendou knew based on the look who was at the door. He sighed as he walked over to the door. 

“Why are you here?” 

“Well hello to you too son. I need you back at the base as the new leader. It's up to you to make the decisions now.” 

“FIne.” He said as he pushed past her. 

Terushima entered the kitchen as Matsukawa took something from the oven. At the island Kyotani was already seated angrily tapping his fingers against the marble. Matsukawa made three plates up and placed them in front of the guys. 

It was quiet for a bit. Terushima couldn't help but to keep looking around wondering where Hanamaki could have gone off too. 

“What would you guys do if you knew something that you should share but sounds unbelievable?” 

“Are we talking like you only banging one girl a night or like Hanamaki getting more then 2 girls a week?” Matsukawa asked. 

“No, I mean if I said I am a virgin level of unbelievable.”  

“Fuck dude what’s the big news?” 

“I know who the mole is.” Kyotani slammed his fist on the table. 

“WHO THE FUCK IS IT? I'LL KILL EM!” He screamed. 

Third person Pov … Back at the restaurant  

Y/n was heading out for her break distracted more than usual with the thought of Hanamaki on her mind. She didn’t even notice till it was too late when her ass power slammed on the floor. 

“What the fuck.” She said barely audible. 

“I am so sorry, miss!” The large man started to panic and flail his arms around. 

“It’s fine I guess.” She said as she stood up. She went to walk by him as he stopped her. 

“Are you on break? Let me buy you something to make it up to you! I’m Asahi.” 

“Yes I am on break and no thanks. I work here obviously.” She motioned towards the chef’s uniform she had on. “ You should just get better vision.” She heard someone clear their throats behind her as she turned to see the chef. 

“Why don’t you get a special drink from Kiyoko, Y/n.” He suggested. She walked away as the chef apologized for her behaviour. 

You walked up to the bar and slammed your hand down. “Give something strong Kyo.” She said. 

“Something happen to put you in such a sour mood?” Kiyoko asked. 

“Some ass just ran me over.” She snapped annoyed.    

“I said I was sorry!” A voice from behind you said. 

“Are you following me, asshole!” Y/n said quite loud. 

“N-no I swear that guy is my friend.” He gestured to the orange haired man at the bar. 

“H-hinata.” Asahi called out to him. Hinata turned around and bounced over to where he stood. 

“Hi I’m Hinata! It’s nice to meet you!” He cheerily yelled in her face. 

“Yeah sure.” Y/n said as she turned back to the bar where Kiyoko placed another drink.

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Sisyphus: The Myth Ep 1- A Dissection

Okay, so I’ve had some time to process what I subjected myself to today, so I’ve decided to list everything in episode 1 that is just completely insane and an example of how Not To Do it. 

I’m not an expert on Film Theory, but i’ve watched a shitton of media, plus I watch a lot of Youtube Video essays, so clearly I’m half

The episode starts off okay enough even if we get a weird exposition dump and “tense” parting scene between a father and daughter. 

We start in what presumably is the time travel terminal where people stand around in pyjamas waiting to get through.

Okay, fairly interesting if unspectacular but I’m guessing that’s the point, this is now an industry. We zoom in and get this line that made me laugh, because well...

a) humans are living creatures and b) the amount of microbial organisms on human skin is estimated to be at hundreds of billions, or more. And this kind of time travel/teleportation is always hinky because well if you think about it, how does that even work without getting into The Fly territory. I’m willing to cut this drama some slack here and maybe it’s an awkward translation besides. 

This gets... exceedingly long, but if you want a (too) in-depth summary of what happens in ep 1 and why it doesn’t work (for me) read on :D.

But then the real trouble starts, because PSH’s dad (I’m not bothering to learn the character names) says he’s not going with her and this is apparently very sudden. He then makes her repeat some lines that are supposed to create tension? Be exposition? Idk.

“Don’t trust anyone.” 

“Don’t get involved with [CSW]’s character.”

PSH get’s teary eyed, because her dad is not coming with her, but the problem with scenes like these is: I don’t know either of them and do not have an emotional connection to their parting. Sure, it tells us something about PSH (she likes her dad and is worried about him) but I also don’t know how important her dad is going to be down the line. So when PSH asks about her mom and what if her mom dies and her dad just replies everyone dies at some point I’m a bit weirded out, but not to the point where I necessarily want to know more. 

We then smashcut to PSH waking up in a world that’s more similar to ours and she does what her dad told her to do. She grabs her (very inconvenient) suitcase and runs along the tracks she woke up next to. We see that she is somewhat surprised by the running trains and also hardy enough to track on despite bleeding feet. 

Alas, creepy people in gas-masks with guns and drones are waiting for her, so she runs even harder and after some near misses (they are able to track her by some sort of radiation meter) makes it to safety. 

On top of a train car that the TWO DOZEN PEOPLE WITH GUNS AND DRONES are too stupid to check apparently. Clearly if she’s not under the train car, the detecting devices must be mistaken. So she just chills on top of the train car, sitting on her suitcase and those goons trundle off after 5 minutes presumably like they’re Assassin’s Creed Enemy NPCs.

Now we get introduced to CSW in the most insane scene i’ve ever witnessed. Honestly. 

He is just ~chilling in 1st class in an airplane, filming a douche who is rude to the plane staff and epically owning him because he’s So Smart.

First of all, I don’t know what that has to do with soggy noodles(which the other asshole complained about), since by that measure the noodles should be *undercooked* (lower boiling point means longer cooking time after all) and secondly good lord I already hate this guy. He then proceeds to Epically Own (tm) with a convenient Forbes (sorry “Eorbes”) Magazine that he is on the cover of and flirts with the plane hostess. 

So right off the bat, our impressions of CSW are supposed to be: He’s Cool (look at his hoodie and general bearing), he’s Smart (debatable), he’s nice to The Help (I guess???) stands up to bullies, and most importantly he’s fucking rich. I guess we’re also supposed to get the impression that he’s arrogant, maybe a bit of an asshole, but still cool and everything. 

If this had been where the scene had stopped I would have rolled my eyes and then just continued on watching. But no, the writers thought: “Schooling some sexist rich asshole isn’t enough to show off how Cool and Smart and Cocky our main character is. Also he likes the ladies.” Look at him, he’s Tony Stark only from South Korea!!!

So shortly after he sits down, and we have the first moment with CSW where he connected with me emotionally (he sees the ghost of his dead brother and the way he says “because ... you’re dead.” and I thought OOOH this I can work with), the cockpit windshield is hit by what looks to be a suitcase (DUN DUN DUUUN) and something crashes into one of the engines, causing it to explode and catch fire. 

The pilot is knocked out and unconscious and even the co-pilot loses consciousness (after conveniently unlocking the cockpit lock). CSW is the only one who goes to check on the pilots, having grabbed a fanny pack from his onboard luggage and quickly assessing the situation he revives the copilot and welds the hole in the windshield shut with some ducttape out of his fannypack and a plastic notepad. IT’S VERY EFFECTIVE! They did it in WW2, or so CSW tells us so you know it’s true.

I’m not sure that ‘s how plane windshields and duct tape and plastic notepad thingies work, but well the plane is still in freefall we have more important things to worry about :).

The electrics are all on the fritz, the copilot cannot get control of the plane and so CSW takes a seat in the captains chair (having foisted the captain out of it, not even he is so crass to sit on some unconscious dude’s lap i guess) and quickly calculates that they have 3 min and 30 secs for CSW to restart the electronics before the plane crashes. So he hands the co-pilot HIS PHONE with a timer on it for 3.5 minutes so the co-pilot can tell him when 30 seconds have passed. Instead of idk, contacting Air Traffic Control or ANYONE he just sits there and lets his big boy brain work. 

After 30 seconds he has an idea, because he’s Tony Stark-ing it up like crazy now and can just figure out the electronics of a plane cockpit in 30 seconds, but guess what. HIS PHONE RINGS. AND HE ANSWERS IT, because he’s devil-may-care and “haha look at this, friend, i’m in the cockpit of a crashing plane we have 2 minutes before i’m dead.”

Said friend is calling him from the board meeting of CSWs company, bc of course the board is ~unhappy with CSWs antics (I gotta say I can’t blame them) and the friend doesn’t believe it at first, when he says he’s in a crashing plane, but checks on the news to see it’s true. 

I ... I don’t think news work like that, we’ve gone 5 minutes from the initial troubles till now, there won’t be news reports all over the media yet. THEY’RE NOT EVEN TALKING TO AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL YET. Hell he even tells his friend to call 119 or the airport for help. I just... I’m very forgiving of a lot of things in a drama when it comes to writing. I’m willing to ignore obvious blindspots in a narrative, if I think the narrative is strong enough to support whatever it’s trying to say. At this point what could calling the police or the airport do, they have like 90 seconds left...

I don’t know what the writers are trying to tell me with this scene though? It’s so stupid, so unrealistic and CSW is so unpleasant and weird in it, because he tells his friend that he has to confess to taking out the friend’s college girlfriend on a date while they were still together. 

Well since the drama is longer than one ep, they do make it out alive, but the fact that the co-pilot managed to safely LAND the plane (which is insane to me) gets skipped over and we just get news snippets that herald CSW as a hero who singlehandedly saved the planes passengers. 

We then get to see him in his natural habitat “convalescing” in his giant apartment where he is being showered with gifts by worshippers basically. He continues to be an asshole, but his friend tells him, one more stunt and the board will kick him. 

The board will kick the guy who just saved a plane full of lives????? Yeah right, I’m sorry but that’s just fucking stupid from the writers. Why would anyone do that, even if the board hates him, kicking him now, when he’s literally a national hero would be the worst thing they could do for the stock prices. It’s only here so the writers can shoehorn in that CSW is close to OD-ing on pharmaceuticals and that the board wants to monitor his therapy and they have a way of “forcing” him to comply. 

Also he has what looks to be a dental x-ray machine next to his bed. Someone correct me if I’m wrong but lol what’s up with these set design choices. 

His friend tells him to go to fucking therapy or else and the next scene he is actually at a therapist. 

Who’s his ex-girlfriend (they have a whole tangent about that).

Who writes a report about his therapy to the board. 

But hey at least the therapy gets us a flashback of the last time he saw his brother. Big surprise he was an asshole to him as well, so no wonder he’s traumatised by that.

After therapy he *conveniently* runs into the co-pilot who’s incoherent and beaten up and hands CSW a usb-drive. It contains video of the cockpit on the day of the crash and it’s obvious what struck the plane was a suitcase and what crashed into the engine was a human being (DUN DUN DUUUUUUN maybe someone forgot to convert feet to meters when setting up the time travel thingamabob).

As he looks at the (very pixelated) figure of the person about to crash into the engine, he suddenly sees his brother’s face and honestly this scene just made me laugh? I know it’s supposed to be haunting and more evidence of CSW’s deep trauma, but I guess at this point my brain was just completely checked out. 

And that’s what we end our introductory phase of CSW. What the fuck was that plane thing even for. To show us he’s callous in the face of danger? He’s an asshole even when he’s about to die, so he’s got a long way to go? He’s haunted by the spectre of his dead brother and the guilt he feels for not being there when he died? I got a lot of that before we had the insane Plane Adventure!!! There are literally millions of ways they could have gotten this information to the viewers and not made an absurd spectacle of the plot that means that everything afterwards just feels lame, because you already had the insanity that was this plane ride, so it can only go down tension wise.

Now we’re back to PSH, but honestly her parts are kinda boring and bog-standard “UwU I’m unfamiliar with this way of life, I don’t even know how to eat a banana (that looks *nothing* like a banana btw), so I just eat it peel and root and all. Also I’m from the Future, that means I obviously know todays LOTTERY NUMBERS.”

I know kdramas like clichés and tropes, I like them too, that’s why I watch kdramas, but you gotta give me a bit more if you want me to at least invest in PSH, because I’m sure as hell not invested in CSW. 

She gets taken in by some guy, because we can’t have her homeless all the time, and she needs someone to explain this world to her and also how to eat bananas properly and she opens her suitcase. It’s got both future-tech-y looking stuff and a pink notepad that seems to hold specific information on what needs to happen on certain days. 

She also makes this expression and I don’t know if we’re supposed to laugh because she’s not threatening or if we’re supposed to laugh because she’s not threatening, but we know she’s gonna kick ass later, haha you just thought she was harmless. I gotta say it’s the former for me.

Rarrr fierce Elite Warrior PSH coming to get you.

She tries to get in touch with CSW, already breaking one of her dad’s three commandments. Oh, I guess staying with this guy breaks the other two. Welp, so much for that then. What even was the point of that first scene...

Anyway she tries to get in touch with CSW but ofc you cant just call the richest person ever (Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos would get very angry voicemails from me if that were the case), but she manages to get his voicemail. Or a voicemail he spoke for. But oh no, she is just Not Familiar with this world and keeps having a conversation with the voicemail as if it’s CSW himself. 

CSW who has scienced his way to finding the suitcase that crashed the plane and as she begs his voicemail not to open the suitcase, of course he opens it and gasp the combination for the suitcase lock is his birthday!!! Something his brother used to do!!! 

MAYBE THAT MAN WAS HIS BROTHER AFTER ALL!!!! OH NO!! 

But thank fuck the episode is over now.

VERDICT:

Just no. Don’t do this. The latter half of the show is more standard fare, but the first 25 minutes destroy any capability of this show making sense. I can see what the writers are trying to do, but it’s so hamfisted and badly written I’m just not willing to go along.

If you want a show that also has a fantasy action aspect (and this show is all fantasy no matter how much it tries to science it up), watch LUCA instead. That show at least knows how to set a tone, how to get us invested in the characters and does exposition in a way that doesn’t feel obtrusive. 

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sweet revenge ~ machine gun kelly

word count: 1568

request?: yes!

@keepcalm-and-beyou​ : “Hey can you do song prompt attention with Machine gun kelly please?” 

description: in which colson’s ex-girlfriend gets the best kind of revenge

pairing: machine gun kelly x female!reader

warnings: swearing, jealousy, angst sorta

based off of this song

if you’d like to check out my song prompt list thing that i’m doing click here!

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All eyes were on her when she walked into the party, including Colson’s.

At first he just glanced her way, not realizing who had just walked in. When it registered in his head who it was he nearly got whiplash from looking back so fast. She was wearing the sexiest dress he had ever seen; extremely low cut and tight enough that it showed off her every curve. Her hair was curled and tossed over one shoulder, showing off the tattoo he had watched her get just months earlier.

“Uh, Kells?” questioned the girl hanging off of him; yet another groupie looking for a meaningless hook up.

She was looking at Colson, a teasing smirk on her face as she continued towards the drink table. The groupie whined as Colson pushed her away and approached his ex-girlfriend.

“Who gave you the right to show up looking this sexy?” he asked her in a flirtatious tone. When she turned to look at him, Colson was shocked to see that her smirk had turned into a glare.

“I don’t need permission, especially not now because I’m single,” she hissed in response.

Every ounce of flirt that Colson had in him melted away as he returned (Y/N)’s glare. “Really? You’re gonna be acting like that? You’re the one who broke up with me, (Y/N). Remember?”

“Only because you cheated on me!”

Colson scoffed. “How many fucking times do I have to tell you, I never fucking cheated! It was all tabloid lies, and you fucking believed them!”

“You may not have actually stuck your dick in any of those girls, but you let them hang all over you like you were single. You let them show you their tits and their asses, you let them grind all over you, you let them sending you fucking flirty messages in your goddamn DMs!” She raised her voice to a near yell. Luckily, the thumping music drowned out her words to anyone else who wasn’t near. “You may not have actually cheated on me, but you weren’t exactly pushing away any of those girls.”

She had a point, and Colson knew that. But he was too stubborn to admit it. So instead, he retorted, “So what’s this then, your revenge? Come to the party I’m at dressed hot as shit and then curse me out?”

“That’s part of it,” she responded. “To show you what you lost. The next part is to show you how you’ll never get it back.”

Colson smirked. “And how are you going to do that?”

As if on cue, a man walked up to the drink table. His eyes were immediately on (Y/N), taking in her curved figure in her flattering dress. She looked at him over her shoulder, giving him a look so seductive Colson would’ve grabbed her and fucked her right then and there if it was directed towards him.

“Well hello there pretty lady,” the man said. “Is the shitty rapper here bugging you?”

“Ay, fuck off dick head,” Colson snapped.

“Yes, actually, he is,” (Y/N) cut him off. “Seems like he doesn’t know how to take no as an answer.” She turned her back on Colson and put a hand on the man’s arm, positioning herself in a way that all her...assets here in clear view. “What about you? Do you wanna party, big boy?”

The man smiled and poured up a drink for himself and (Y/N). Colson glared as he watched the two of them move towards the dancefloor.

As the hours passed by, Colson found himself unable to look away from (Y/N). She was laughing and smiling, grinding upon the man, who, understandably, was basking in the attention she was giving him. No matter where they went, Colson found his eyes following no matter how hard he tried to look away.

Colson knew he fucked up, and he knew the end of their relationship was his fault. When it first happened, he was so pissed off he decided to take his anger and frustrations out through song, when that didn’t work it was drugs, and when those also didn’t work it was meaningless sex with countless groupies. Even through all of that, he felt the pain of losing the woman he truly loved.

(Y/N) was right, Colson never really cheated but he also never pushed away any of the girls who flirted with him. He didn’t deserve someone as beautiful, as incredible, as loyal as (Y/N), but he couldn’t picture himself being with anyone else.

The groupie girl was back on his lap, trying to regain his attention by kissing his neck, but he was fixated on (Y/N) and the man, who were finishing their fourth drinks. Suddenly, he leaned in and whispered in her ear. She bit her lip and nodded. Colson watched as the man took her hand and led her down a hallway, towards bedrooms. His blood was suddenly boiling.

“You know, you’re a lot less fun than all those bitches online said you’d be,” the groupie whined in his ear. “What’s wrong? You don’t think I’m sexy?”

Colson looked at her and responded, “No, I don’t.”

The groupie gasped and got off his lap. She huffed and marched away, muttering something under her breath that he couldn’t hear over the thumping music.

He stared at where they had went, debating on whether or not to go after them. It wasn’t his place to burst in there and beat the fuck out of the guy, even though that’s what he wanted to do more than anything. (Y/N) wasn’t his anymore, he had no right to be jealous. But he was. He was shaking with rage.

Before he could stop himself, he stood and made his way towards the hallway. As he walked away from the party, the music started to get quieter. He was barley halfway through the hallway when a door opened and the fucker stepped out. The man stopped, shocked by Colson’s sudden appearance, which gave Colson the opportunity to pin him again the wall and to throw the first punch. It connected with his nose and the man immediately yelped in pain as blood started gushing from his nose.

(Y/N) quickly came out just in time to see Colson throw the second punch. “No! Stop!”

She grabbed hold of Colson’s arm as he raised it again, pulling with all her might to stop him. “Colson fucking stop! I didn’t fuck him!”

Colson paused, turning to look at her. “What?”

“She said no, man,” the man confirmed. “Which is fucking fine by me. No bitch is worth this kind of shit.”

Colson raised his hand to hit the guy again, this time for insulting (Y/N), but she grabbed hold of him to stop him again. The man took it as his opportunity to escape.

“What the fuck is your problem?!” (Y/N) snapped. “You’re the one who was flirting it up with other girls while we were together, you have no right to be getting jealous of me sleeping with other guys now that we’re broken up!”

“I’m sorry, but seeing you with that guy fucking destroyed me, (Y/N),” Colson responded. “I know I fucked us, I ruined our relationship, but that doesn’t make it easier to watch you, looking gorgeous as always, grinding all over some random dude.”

(Y/N) crossed her arms and turned away from Colson. She was so frustrated she was shaking. She wanted to leave, coming to the party was a bad idea. This whole plan was a bad idea. She never should’ve came.

“Why didn’t you go through with it?” Colson asked.

“None of your fucking business,” (Y/N) sneered.

Colson put his hands up in surrender. “I was just curious, okay? I’m sorry. I’ll leave you alone to fuck whoever you want.”

He turned and started to leave. (Y/N) watched him go, before blurting, “Because I’m not over you.”

He stopped and turned back to look at her. She couldn’t meet his eye. She stared at the floor as she explained. “I was going to, I figured it would be the ultimate revenge; a meaningless hookup like all the ones you’ve been having recently. But when he started undressing me I told him to stop, that I couldn’t do it. I told him I wasn’t over my ex and I didn’t want to use anyone as a rebound or anything.”

Colson approached her again. He took her hands in his. “I’m so, so sorry, (Y/N). I really am. I have no excuse for what I did, not like any excuse would make up for the shitty things I did. But you have to believe me that I do love you, I always did, and I still do. You’re the only one that I’ll ever want.”

Tears ran down (Y/N)’s cheeks. Colson wiped them away with his thumbs.

“I still love you, too,” she told him, her voice just barley a whisper.

“Did you really mean it when you said I’ll never get you back?” he asked her, resting his forehead against hers.

(Y/N) looked up at him, at those beautiful blue eyes that she always loved. “No, but it won’t be easy. You have to earn my trust again.”

Colson kissed her forehead. “I’ll do whatever I have to, (Y/N).”

[imacrowcawcaw]

1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 13, 15, 17, 20, 23, 29, 38 😘❤️ Hope you’re having a wonderful day!

Hi mimi thank you so much for all the questions!!! This is gonna be really long lol - also, sorry it took a while, Tumblr kept glitching and erasing EVERYTHING

1. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them? Oh my god SO MANY! I have roughly 50 works in progress, and so many more ideas running through my head - I just haven't had the energy or the time lately to actually work on them. One that keeps coming back to me is Sam and Danny chilling in bed on a lazy Saturday, after a sleepover, and Sam announces that if they had sex, it would be the best either of them ever experienced. They debate for a while, and of course end up getting it on... it'll happen someday.

4. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic. There's a lot of fluff and heartfeltwords; I try to keep it lighthearted too, though, and throw in what I hope is some funny stuff; smut of course, or at least some kissing; metaphors and figurative language galore. I feel like I'm still very much trying to find my voice and my style, so I think my fics differ a lot in their styles, but there are things that I generally like.

5. Share one of your strengths. Hmm, I was going to say that I know how grammar works (that feels rude but- ) actually I'm going to say that I always turn out things that I really enjoy. That may be more of a personal strength - i.e. it only matter to me - but if I post something I am satisfied (enough) with it. I like my work! I write what I want, even with requests, and I put my all into my writing because I want it to be such good quality that it would make me squeal if I came across it.

7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

"Dude, that's disgusting."

Danny just smiled at Josh, showing off a rather gross mouthful of mangled food, and kept eating his pineapple pizza.

"Seriously, pineapple doesn't belong on pizza. Can't you just eat regular toppings like the rest of us?"

Danny shook his head and swallowed. "Nuh-uh, I can't. I'm not like the rest of you."

"Hmm, you know, you're right: you're not like the rest of us. It's way hotter in the Wagner corner." Josh looked at him coyly, licking BBQ sauce from his chicken wings off of his fingertips.

Danny froze and Josh laughed, using a napkin to scrub away the rest of the sauce and continuing to messily eat his 'regular' pizza. Danny shook his head, closing the lid of his box to save the rest for later.

Idk if anyone other than @satans-helper would be interested in Josh and Danny (like, together, or at least flirting) but.... I thought this was good. It was fun to write - still not anywhere near done, though - and I think it captures them pretty well. I think dialogue is good when the characters speak for themselves, literally, without having to rely completely on prose to give it meaning.

8. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

"The bass pumped through Sam in the same rhythm as his cannabis-speckled blood, sludgey warmth crawling in his veins as he took a second hit of the blunt being passed around. Hidden away from the eyes of management constantly trying to tighten the reins, as if they weren't rock stars in - or perhaps even before - their prime, he let the dark corner he and a few new acquaintances occupied be his cover from an eventual scolding."

Let this be a little teaser for the Collab Zara and I are doing (!!!) lol. I think it's some of my best writing; lyrical but not too long as I'm learning how to do it right, offering information with every little part, setting the scene in a concise but not info-dump way, some bit of irony and humor.

9. Which fic has been the hardest to write? Ohhh man, well there have definitely been MANY that I've gotten stuck on for months, if not over a year -- but, the finished fic that was hardest was probably "Forever", to be totally honest. I think it turned t out very well, but I revised over and over and over, and scrapped a very large portion of it. I know what I wanted, but it wasn't coming for a very long time.

10. Which fic has been the easiest to write? "Blood Brothers". It just flowed so well, I sat and types furiously in my phone for a good 3 hours without stopping, and it was born.

13. What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across? There's quite a few pieces that I always think of: write what you want to read, adjectives and adverbs slow the pace (learned this recently and it's very handy), sometimes straight-forward is best, don't be afraid to scrap things and start over.

15. If you could choose one of your fics to be filmed, which would you choose? Oh man, that's a hard choice. I think that "Eyes of Juniper" (metallica fic, not finished 😔) would actually be the best choice, because it's funny, I would love to see the guys in the 80s, and, while it deals with bodies/nudity/sexuality it wouldn't be a straight up porn film lol.

17. Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order? A mix of both, I think it just depends on how my ideas are flowing. If I'm really on a roll and know I won't be interrupted, then I'll just write it chronologically. But, if I have a small idea, or I know how I want to end but dont know how to begin, then I'll just start writing something. I'm always afraid I'll forget what I want if I don't write it down, so I work on what I'm able to and fill in the rest later.

20. Describe your perfect writing conditions. Well, I usually end up doing the most of my writing hunched over sitting on me bed in the dark and furiously typing on my phone lmao. I would love to get a laptop and a dedicated space, but it's just not gonna happen rn. So, I'll go with dark, undisturbed, comfortable

23. If you were to revise one of your older fics from start to finish, which would it be and why? there are quite a few that I can look back at and be like noooo what was I doing. I think, though, one that could be really really amazing if revised would be "Black Dog", a guns n roses fic I wrote. It was good, but one of my firsts. My style has improved, and I think I could just make it a lot better, and the dialogue at the end could be a lot more clear and realistic sounding

29. If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose? Oh mannnn there are so many fics that have made me want to somehow write/find more, I'll go with "Angel of Apple Valley" (pairing: Duzzy fandom: gnr, on rockfic, I cant find it rn though sorry). It was so amazing and I still think about it. I don't think I could do anywhere near justice to the original, so of course I wouldnt actually, but I just really want more

38. Talk about a review that made your day. Ohhh ok pretty much every review makes me suoer hapoy, but the lovely helena_s_renn left me a comment on Ch. 4 of "Skin on Skin, Hearts Laid Bare" and it nearly made me cry

"Girl, I think you've discovered your voice. This has an intensity beyond any of your other work that I've read thus far (not saying the previous isn't good - it is!!). I was glued to my phone by the eyes, didn't want it to end, and yet it did in what seemed like 5 seconds. Danny's acceptance of Sam's physical needs without asking anything more of him than "just sleep with me" is love. On that subject, I think you've thrown more words at the wellspring of Sanny Love from Sam's perspective than one would have thought possible, and they all ring true."

Like, holy shit thanks?!?! Lol. But really, I've been seriously trying to find my style, and to hear this from one of the writers I respect the most was huge. I felt like a favorite teacher was giving me a hug and telling me i did good!!!

[tracies-tales]

Needless to Say

Dan parked his car, pausing the 80′s playlist on his Spotify so that he and Arin could get a move on. They both looked up at the sign above the door of the tattoo parlor: Pretty in Ink. One of the best spots in the area for a tattoo, hands down. And also the one Dan had picked for his first piece of body art.

“Thanks for coming, again,” Dan said as he led the way towards the door. “I’m kind of a chicken shit when it comes to needles,” he added with a chuckle that turned out more nervous than dismissive.

Arin clapped his hand to Dan’s back, “No problem, man. You know I’m always gonna be there when you need me to be.”

Dan grinned, “I know.” The simple expression melted Arin’s heart. Seeing Dan in a good mood never failed to lift his spirits. He was always doing his best to keep Dan happy, because everyone deserved to bask in the sunshine Dan brought with him wherever he went. Although, sometimes Arin wished he was the main cause of Dan’s happiness. He so desperately wanted to tell Dan how he felt, he had for years, but he knew Dan’s playful banter they shared over sex jokes were just that--playful. Meant in jest. But even if Dan could never love Arin the way Arin loved him, Arin would be damned if he wasn’t going to make every day the best of Dan’s life.

And so now he was here, accompanying Dan to get a tattoo of he didn’t even know what. 

The door rang a small bell when they walked in. They were two of a small handful of other clients in the building who had their appointments that day. The woman at the desk looked up and smiled, tucking her hair behind her ear with a tattoo sleeved arm. “Come on in, guys,” she smiled, the streak of blonde highlighting the side of her head a stark contrast to the rest of her hair. “What can I do for ya?”

“I’ve got an appointment, actually,” Dan approached the desk. “We talked a little over your website’s chat room. Dan Avidan?”

“Oh, so you’re Danny,” she perked up. “I’m Suzy. I’ll actually be the one taking care of you today.”

“Great,” Dan smiled. “I brought my friend here for emotional support,” he gestured behind himself to Arin, who waved a little awkwardly.

Suzy chuckled, “I get that. This is your first, right?”

“Virgin skin, baby,” Dan clapped his hands together. “But I’m excited.”

“Glad to hear it.” Dan paid half up front before Suzy said, “Let’s get you back to a chair,” with a grin and led them off to a curtained off section of the room. Arin was curious as to why they needed a curtained section, sitting himself down as Dan took his spot nestled in the larger cushioned reclining seat. 

As Suzy prepared her colors and needles, Dan said, “Arin, I don’t want you looking at this while it’s getting done. I want it to be a surprise.”

Arin’s brow furrowed, “Okay, dude.”

Suzy said, “You can move that chair to the other side there,” and pointed to Dan’s opposite side. “And I’m gonna need you,” she looked at Dan, “to shift those pants down for me so I can get at your hip.”

Oh. So that’s why they needed a semi-private area. Arin was almost glad Dan didn’t want him watching, because Arin didn’t think he could handle watching Dan get a hip tattoo. He picked up his chair and set it down where Suzy had suggested, pointedly not watching Dan shimmy his pants down. He rolled to lay on his right side, facing Arin. 

“You comfy?” Suzy asked as she got out a home-made stencil.

“Yep,” Dan chirped.

“Alrighty, let me know if you need to take a break. We’ll be here for a couple hours.”

“Will do,” he grinned at her and looked back to Arin. “So, what brings you here?” he asked with a shit-eating smile.

Arin rolled his eyes and gently smacked Dan in the head. Dan giggled as Suzy got to work sketching an outline. She said, “This is going to be amazing on you.”

“You think so?” Dan asked.

“Yeah, I love the concept. I’m looking forward to executing it.”

“I should hope so,” Dan said, glad she seemed confident and not uncertain about whether she could. “My hip is in your hands,” he added seriously.

Suzy snorted, “I’ll take good care of it.”

Arin tried not to feel jealous of the comment; he knew Dan was kidding, but it was taking a lot to convince himself it wasn’t real flirting. Not to mention he was seriously beginning to wish Dan’s hip was in his hands at that particular moment in time. 

As soon as Arin heard the buzz of the tattoo gun, he felt a sudden grasp on his arm. He looked down to see a hand, eyes trailing up the arm to confirm it was Dan who’d almost instantly chosen to use him as a stress ball. Arin didn’t mind; to help keep Dan’s mind off things, he started asking him simple questions, stuff about new NSP videos and their upcoming gaming schedule for Grumps. Nothing that was out of the ordinary for them, but it did seem to help keep Dan occupied just well enough not to think about the permanent ink getting embedded into his side. 

At some point, Arin heard Suzy casually ask, “So, you guys must be pretty close, huh?” He had to pause and think about the connotations of her question. He had no idea how much time had passed; he’d been invested in making sure Dan was comfortable. He briefly began to wonder why she’d even asked in the first place. It sounded like she thought they were dating. That’s when Arin’s muscles constricted in horror when he noticed he’d been stroking Dan’s arm with his free hand for God knows how long. Dan still had a hold on his wrist, but in turn, Arin had almost mechanically started soothingly rubbing Dan’s forearm as though he were trying to calm a spastic puppy.

Before he could even get a word in edgewise, Dan said, “Yeah,” with his usual chipper tone, “of course. That’s why I asked him to come along.”

Damnit Daniel. That didn’t help. Suzy looked happy, anyway, saying, “That’s cool. Good for you guys.”

“Yeah, we’ve been friends for ages,” Dan continued, completely and utterly oblivious to Suzy’s subtext. Arin, however, was right in the thick of it, blushing to himself because Suzy was probably now convinced they were dating. If only that were true. 

Arin tried to force out a chuckle, debating whether he should clarify but stopping himself at the last second; he rather liked the thought that Suzy believed they were a couple. And it might even stop her from flirting again, if indeed that’s what she’d been doing. He tried not to be so possessive, but it was only one person. What harm would it do if she thought they were together? He ended up nodding and saying, “It’s been going well so far.”

“Glad to hear it,” Suzy grinned pleasantly as she continued her work.

Dan remained in the dark with regards to the conversation they’d just had. He asked, “Actually, can we take a quick break so I can get some water?”

“Sure thing, I’m at a good stopping point,” Suzy said, finishing up one last detail and setting the gun aside. “I’ll grab you a bottle.”

“Thank you,” Dan smiled. Suzy left and returned a few minutes later with a bottle, holding it out to him. Dan nodded in appreciation and took a few swigs before handing it to Arin. “Drink up, bud.”

Arin and Dan had shared drinks before, it was a nonissue. What made Arin pause was the fact that they were sharing drinks in front of a tattoo artist who definitely thought they were dating now if she hadn’t already. Regardless, Arin had been thirsty, so he took a couple gulps as well as Suzy got back to work.

Suzy asked, “So, Arin, you ever consider getting a tattoo?”

“Yeah, but I’m way too indecisive. I have no idea where I’d put it,” Arin replied.

Dan chuckled and said, “Whenever he makes up his mind, I’ll be going with him to hold his hand.”

Suzy chuckled, and Arin almost spit out his water when she said, “Yeah, I should hope so.”

That settled it. She thought they were boyfriends.

Arin tried not to let it bother him, but of course it did anyway. He wallowed in his own small world where he was there being the emotional support for his boyfriend. For Dan. The man he’d never be able to repay for how much joy he’d brought into his life. 

He was shaken out of his thoughts when Suzy said, “Alright, just about done.” All at once, Arin was dying to know what the tattoo was. The curiosity had been dampened by his mood during the process thus far. 

It took a few more minutes of work before Suzy nodded in satisfaction. “Alright, I think that does it. You’ll have to come back for another session to do the color.”

Dan smiled and looked down at his side, “Wow.”

She grinned, “You like it?”

“I love it,” Dan said, beginning to wiggle in the chair with excitement. Arin knew that if Dan had been standing, he’d be hopping in place. “Arin, time for the big reveal. Come take a look.”

Arin stood, trying his best not to look at it until he was standing beside Suzy to view it right side up. When he finally allowed himself to gaze upon it, he felt his jaw drop. It was the stylized unicorn from one of Dan’s favorite movies: The Last Unicorn. She was rearing up, her back hooves further down Dan’s hip while the front hooves stretched just around Dan’s side to the front of his torso, her horn reaching almost up to his ribcage as her tail swept along his side to his back. 

“Holy shit,” Arin said, still marveling at it. “She was right; you do rock this tattoo.”

“Aw, thanks, Arin,” Dan smiled and stood so he could go look at it in a full-length mirror. 

“I can’t wait to see it in color,” Arin said as he followed.

Dan nodded, hair bouncing, “About that...I want to get it in shades of blue and pink. Y’know, like...our favorite colors.”

Arin felt his throat constrict. He had so much he wanted to say to that, but he made himself refrain in exchange for a normal joke, “Sounds pretty gay, man.”

To Arin’s surprise, Dan said, “Yeah,” his tone much more serious than expected. He was giving Arin a small, knowing smile, “I know.”

Arin felt his stomach knot at the look. He opened his mouth, but all that came out was, “Oh.”

Dan giggled and reached over, lacing his fingers with Arin’s and side-stepping until their shoulders touched. He leaned his head into Arin’s as the pair gazed at the tattoo in the mirror together. Their eyes met in the reflection, and Arin’s face broke into a smile.

He said, “I think I’m really gonna like that.”

oh my god there’s 200 of you where did you all come from?? thank you all so much for joining me on this stupid self indulgent egobang blog, i’m glad you’ve enjoyed your time here!!

for the record, i’ve never gotten a tattoo so i hope to god this is at least sort’ve how it works XD i got the idea for this fic from this post here

[avengersohyeah]

Trace

Part 1

Masterlist

Trace Masterlist

Pairing : Dean x Male! Reader, Sam x Male! Reader

A/N : This is my first time ever writing a fic, hell it’s not even avengers related like my username. So please leave your reply, so i know if you like it or not. Also i haven’t decided yet if it’s going to be Dean or Sam cuzzz….. Um……

And the gif is kind of random so bear with me....

Normal POV

“No, grandpa…Jannice…Mark…wake up ! wake up !” No response, not even a move of their chest signaling that they’re still breathing. They just lays there bloodied on the floor. Scatered around the room with other children, he didn’t know what happened. He went for a grocery shopping an hour ago, not expecting to be welcomed by the sight of the people he loved, his family all dead. He just sat there in the middle of the bloodied room sobbing, screaming, knowing the fact that he’s really alone now.

(Y/N) trashed and turned on the bed, sweats coming out from every single pore on his skin, screaming and wailing their names, his family’s. He then woke up from the nightmare that once again invading his sleep. Looking to a clock hanging in front of his bed, it shows 5.30 am. ‘at least i’m not woken up in the middle of the night like usual’ he thought to himself. He decided to pack his belongings and continue his journey. To find the people that he knew could help him find the thing that killed his family. The famous hunters Dean and Samuel Winchesters.

He’ve been traveling around America to find the famous brothers. Some of the hunters he met on his way to find them gave him a little image of what kind of people he’s triying to find. Disguising as a hunter never got him questioned by asking about the brothers. He went from town to town where he heard strange death cases happened knowing better that those cases most likely supernatural influenced. But never once did he cross their path, he did once saw two mens in an Impala rode past him, thought thet they were just ordinary people but turned out they’re the brothers he’s been looking for. It’s been two weeks since that day and now he’s getting closer to them. He can feel it, no… he knew it because no matter where, he could see their trace. One of the things he can do, he could look into the past of someone, place, or things if he wanted to, hell he can even see to the future if he want to. And from the last case the brothers solved, he found their trace, he heard it himself where the brothers are coming back to Lebanon, Kansas.

After three days in town he finally found the brothers in the Bar that night. One of them is flirting and picking up on a random girl just to fuck them he guessed, and one of them is just sitting on the stool and taking his shots. Just like what those hunters said, the one that likes hitting on the girl is the older one, and the tall dude is the younger one. He decided to wait untill they leave, but damn that’s a hard thing to do. (Y/N) is not a Bar type of guy, hell he never once set foot in one. But tonight he had to keep up with the act to blend in, knowing well enough not to talk to them directly at least yet. He sat in a booth on the corner, hidden from the brothers, but he can still see them. 12.30 am the older brother leave to god knows where, surely to fuck that girl he was hitting on. But the younger one still there, turning down the girls that aproached him. (Y/N) don’t need to wait for long untill the younger winchester got up slightly wobly but not drunk.

He walked down the street, to the direction that (Y/N) knows leading to the woods. He watched as the giant wobling around following him in the shadows. He follows him far into the woods, until the time he turned and dissapeared. (Y/N) stood there, in the middle of the woods only companied by the light from the moon, he lost the men he’s been looking for. Then he decide to do what he know, look for his trace. Crouching on the ground and putting his hand on them. (Y/N) closed his eyes, concentrating on what he wanted to see, three minutes ago before that men dissapeared. He opened his eyes and his eyes shines the color of bright purple indicating his power on work. He closed them again after seeing what he wanted, the men did dissapeared into a place he couldn’t see. How in the world did he not see this coming ? They obviously put a ward to protect their place “Fuck!” He whisper yelled. Realising that the oods to meet them again is thin. He walked back to the direction to the town heading to the motel he temporarily stayed in.

Sam’s POV

Here I am standing on the other side of the ward concealing the Bunker, watching as the boy that followed me crouched on the ground and his eyes shone purple for a few seconds before they finaly closed. He gripped his hair and cursed in a whispered voice. I have no idea why this boy is following me, being a hunter for so long made me could sense if someone or something is up to no good. But this boy is different, aside from his glowing purple eyes, he doesn’t seemed as a threat. He seemed desperate to me, somehow he reminded me of myself and Dean when we lost Marry, when we lost John, and Bobby. I was sad and lost, i realised that the boy is on the young side, maybe early twenties. I watched as he disappearing from my sight into the woods.

I woke up late this morning, maybe around 10 or so. Dean hasn’t be back yet I assumed he done it a lot or he was doing it again after they woke up. I decided to change and go for a run, once i’m outside the bunker I wasn’t ready for what I see. There he stood, the boy from last night on the same spot he lost me. I stand there in front of him for a good three minutes observing him. Here under the sunlight I can see him clearly, his rather tall figure, he’s not muscular like me or Dean but I can sense that he’s not weak either. Then i looked into his eyes and somehow it looks void, not without emotion, but just void like there’s something he hides from everyone. I’m debating ewther or not steping out of the ward and talk to him, he doesn’t look dangerous at all, but Dean would be pissed if i reveal the location of the Bunker to someone we don’t know. I looked into his eyes again as he seemed to just stares straight to my direction. I there must be a reason for him to follow me, I need to know it, before Dean came back and beat the shit out of this Boy for following me. I was just about to step out of the ward but Dean is already back.

Dean’s POV

“What time is it ?” I woke up and asked to the blonde I fucked last night. She was already up and heading to the bathroom. “Oh.. it’s five past ten James, I’ll take a shower and after that maybe we can have a abreakfast ?” She asked me and batting her lashes. “Oh yeah… take your time..” Once she locked the bathroom I sillently put on my clothes and head out to Baby. I drove from the Motel leaving her there, don’t have intentions more than a good fuck from her. It’s been a while since I picked a random chick at a bar and fucked them, since so many things happening in my life I don’t feel the need to get attached to someone. I have Sammy and that’s what matter, we stick together just like what I think John wanted us to. Drive to the Bunker is rather short, when I entered the path leading there, I saw that men, a boy. Standing right in front of the ward surrounding the Bunker. “Shit ! what is he? Demon ? Angel how did he even find the Bunker” I mutered to myself as I grabed a gun and open Baby’s door. “Rise your hands ! Who are you and what are you doing here ?” I pointed my gun at him. I watched him as he turned and raising both of his hands. “Please don’t kill me… I’m (Y/N) (Y/L/N) I’m here to meet you and your brother.” His voice sounded rather shaky. “Why are you looking for us ?” “I need your help… my family was killed and I need your help to find the killer.” “You think we’re a fucking detective? Go find a police !” I snorted at his answer, not believing what he just said. I was about to make a coment again before he cut me off “But the killer is not human!..” I just stare at him for a moment observing if his body language showing a sign of lie. But there’s none. “ How do you know it’s not a human?” “I… I know it because I can see the past… I saw him the thing that killed my family. And he’s not a human, I’m sure because human does’t have horns and tail.” He answered with a firmer voice. “You can see the past? What are you ? How do I know that it’s not just you making up stories to get trough us and kill us?” “I can show you the prove, just please don’t kill me and let’s talk…” He looks at me with pleading eyes, bigger that any men’s eyes I’ve ever seen. Bright under the sunlight but at the same time it’s void. It lacked of something, he looked lost just like when I told Sam that our Mom is gone, like when I see his eyes after we lost John and Bobby. He made me feel strange, he made me feel like I want to walk there to him and wrap my arms around him and comfort him. Just by looking into his eyes, I want to tell him eveything’s gonna be alright…’Wait What ???’. I lowered my gun and decided to give him a chance. “Talk!” I ordered him He flinced slightly at my voice, but somehow his reaction made something stir inside of me. I don’t know what but it’s strange. “I’m from (Y/Address/States) I lived with my grandpa and twelve other children, they’re al orphans. One day I came back from grocery shopping and the were already dead. Bloods everywhere, but they didn’t have any scars. It all came out of their nose, mouth, ears, eyes… it’s not a human’s work.” He started to tremble, but I’m still worried that it might be just an act. So I pushed him further. “You said you can see to the past, how do I know you’re not a witch and…” “I’m not ! You bastard… you think I would travel around America looking for you for help if I’m a witch ? You think that I came her to kill you ? Hell I don’t even know you…. I came looking for you because I’m desperate… Police surely can’t find him they never would.. And people don’t even belive me back there.. They always see me as a crazy boy whose family murdered that talks nonsense about demons. And this thing?..” He pointed to his eyes “…I got it from my father, a father that left me and my mom even before I can remember what he looks like! “ At this point I really don’t know what to do. I didn’t expect him to broke down sobbing in front of me. I feel guilty, to be the one that made him in this state. My body reacting faster than my brain, before I know it I was there next to him, attempting to hold him and tell him that I’m sorry. But Sam was faster than me………..

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Gonna put this one under a read more since ofc I’ll be answering them for all my chars!

Is there a meaning behind your OC’s name in Zandali?

Hrm, there isn’t actually any real Zandali meaning to my characters names, especially since some of their names are randomly generated (Vando, U’thel) and some of them are names I chose specifically for their meanings (Amita, Shion).

The closest names I can find for Vando and U’thel are “Vinod” and “Uther”. Vinod means “happiness, joy, enjoyment, pleasure; hedonism” (hedonism kinda’ suits Vando if I think about it…), and Uther is “terrible”. There’s also “Thel”, and that name means “upper story”. I think the meaning of Uther fits U’THEL INCREDIBLY WELL.

Amita means “immortal; boundless”, and Shion means “I won’t forget you”. Let’s just say that Amita’s name is her mother’s way of saying that Amita shouldn’t be bound the way she was bound (since Amita’s mother was pretty much bound by her standing in the tribe and was exiled because of one mistake that led to Amita being born), and Shion’s name is a direct reference to how his father was a traveller who didn’t want to be tied down, but his mother was determined to never forget the man who fathered her son (don’t worry Shion meets his dad much later in his story).

I should maybe look up how to make troll names sometime and actually GIVE THESE CHARACTERS legitimate Zandali names but for now, these will suffice.

Describe your OCs voice? Do they have the troll accent? What about their pitch and rhythm of speech?

OH LAWD UM

Vando - deep, husky, baritone-almost-bass. He generally speaks slowly, with a bit of an accent (not too light but not too heavy). Overall his voice is rather pleasant to listen to. Given that he’s a warrior, he speaks louder than most would expect, though he’s capable of softer speech. When in a large group of trolls, it becomes clear that he has a more “proper” way of speaking (ex. not dropping the “g” sound from words ending in “ing”).

U’thel - coarse, mid-range, “young” sounding, prone to sudden changes in pitch depending on emotion. He seems to have a thick accent, but that has more to do with his choice to speak “improperly” (ex. dropping the “g” from words ending in “ing”) especially since it agitated his blood elven tutors (Tl;dr, U’thel managed to pick up a trollish accent because he wanted to annoy people). He is prone to speaking very quickly, which tends to reduce his words to “chatter”; he speaks in an especially animated rhythm when he gets excited.

Amita - smooth, almost “silken” voice, mid-range for a female (think along the lines of alto singer), tends to drag her vowels, particularly when she’s teasing someone OR being sarcastic. She generally speaks casually, not always caring if she’s dropping sounds (like the “g” from “ing”), but should anger get the better of her, her accent can become thicker, or, practically disappear (aside from still replacing “th” sounds with “d” in the case of “the”, “that”, and “this”, and other words). Her voice takes on an incredibly sultry tone when she’s speaking more softly and/or flirting.

Shion - higher than one might expect, quickest tip off that he’s young, accent is there. The thickness of his accent changes depending on his emotions: if he’s excited, it becomes more apparent, and when he’s feeling more negative emotions (ex. anger, jealousy, fear, anxiety), he drops extra letters, especially in personal pronouns (ex. instead of saying “I’m” he’ll say “’m”, and instead of saying “my / mah” he’ll say “m’” (think “muh” or “mi’”)). He is also known to speak more quickly when he becomes excited, and has a habit of suddenly cutting himself off mid-sentence due to being called a “chatterbox” when he was little. His voice does, in fact, gain a more gravelly tone if he’s feeling flirtatious (it happens, ya’ll, it happens).

Describe your OCs clothing. Do they dress to impress? Do they wear pieces of armor or animal skins/hides? Do they have a lot of jewelry?

Vando dresses for comfort (or at least, the WoW version of comfort HAHA). He usually wears sleeveless turtlenecks and a pair of slacks. On the battlefield, he wears heavy plate armor that he can still easily maneuver in, and wears a cape almost solely for aesthetic. If the battle grows intense, he’ll drop the cape without a second though. His pauldrons, cape, gauntlets, and boots (troll boots? Ankle guards?) are lined with fur (especially around the tops).

U’thel wears mostly leather for armor, with some plate accents for extra protection (arm guards, shinguards, buckles, center of the leather cinch). His cape is only worn in the event of weather (ie. rain, wind) and he sheds it before engaging in combat. Off the battlefield, he tends to shed any sort of shirt and wears kilts (usually plaid), troll-esque jewellery (twine / thin leather with beads and teeth strung along them), and on the off-time tartans, though he’ll hold them in place with a belt and let them hand loose around his legs and hips. He likes to show off his body, despite the fact that he’s also subconscious about it.

Amita definitely dresses to impress. She has pierced nipples and so she wears a shit ton of jewellery, especially decorative necklaces and earrings (her ears are pierced a lot. Like a lot). A lot of her necklaces are attached to her nipple piercings. Naturally, if she’s going to fight and knows she is, she swaps her finer lavaliere for more simplistic earrings (circular gold studs) or forgoes wearing any sort of jewellery at all. Her armor is… debatable at the moment, especially since she now seems to be leaning more toward Balance than Feral, but at the moment her armor is mostly leather, and covers the majority of her body (she prefers function over appearance when it comes to her armor).

Shion dresses simply, in the WoW version of a t-shirt and jeans: loosely fitting clothes, not out to impress anyone but he has a thing or two that could impress someone, typical young adult fashion. His armor is well-suited for a beast master, and he carries both a bow and a gun with him (and probably a crossbow as well, not gonna’ lie; this boy’s an expert in long-range weapons). Theres also no way I can get more specific with his armor, because I haven’t actually settled on one armor design I like for him yet (but I’m going to try and design something really nice and assymetrical for him)!

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the whole venture family

for rando headcanons ur gonna get hmm a little more than anticipated sorry this is like a lot of reading..

Rusty

Sexuality Headcanon: hmm bi but he really prefers guysGender Headcanon: trans guy but not completely binaryA ship I have with said character: brock + himA BROTP I have with said character: im not gonna say Brock since i already kinda put him for romance, so i’ll go my conjectural tech boysA NOTP I have with said character: probably him & pete since thats the other pop thingA random headcanon: really wary around guns mostly bc of trauma & thats why Brock started using a knife, general social anxiety mostly stemming from being trans & also feelings of inadequacy but Brock helps w that, loves to stargaze, just really loves to go on and on about science and in a sence how beautiful the world is, doesnt sleep well most nights on account of nightmares so he usually just sits in bed or maybe paces around & checks in on his kids, hed check in on Brock but if he gets up then its a sure thing Brock is up as well, doesnt know how to quite hate his dad and it frustrates him, super lazy & whiny he tries to get Brock to carry him everywhere bc what are boyfriends & bodyguards for, cant stand watching his cartoon, never laughs at the stories that Team Venture tells & doesnt understand why other people do, good friends with Sheila, shes pretty secretive about her life & all but he feels like she gets him, hes actually cool w Malcolm & figures hes just kinda annoying, loves his kids more than anything in the world, suicidal since he was a young teen probably, flirted w Brock ALL the time when he first got him, hates loud noises & cant sleep through thunderstorms, babies his kids endlessly, he loves to talk and talk and talk but most people shut him down as a kid w that so hes afraid to now, REALLY LOVES DOGS, his family is such a saving grace he doesnt understand why they love him so much but they do and he wishes he could be better for them, his family really rekindled the warped sense of family he had growing up, General Opinion over said character: i love him i love him more than anything he is such a comfort character i love him i love him

Hank 

Sexuality Headcanon: bi/pan he doesnt care what you call itGender Headcanon: nb trans boyA ship I have with said character: sirena !!!A BROTP I have with said character: Dean ofcA NOTP I have with said character: hmm idk idk any other decent hank pairings unless u demons want me to step in ugly territoryA random headcanon: he came out a few years before Dean did !! constantly calls Brock dad much to his annoyance, partly as a joke & partly bc he really does consider Brock his dad, unapologetically trans & not het he probably is the loudest & proudest in the family, hates vegetables, eats dry cereal as a snack, really into cryptids, hates bananas, doesnt know how to sit still, always excited and on the move, hes probably the most comfortable socially in the family, loves to treat Dean as if hes his actual baby brother, considers basically anyone whos a good friend as family, prefers dogs to cats, really flexible and is constantly climbing on things, he really likes monkeys, stays out of the DC or Marvel debate he just likes Batman, he knows how to catch squirrels and birds and it really freaks his parents out, hes planned his parents wedding since he was like 6 w Dean and ya boys are waiting, very affectionate and cuddly, loves to just sit w his family, likes to help Brock w chores but he sucks, totally thinks Brock could beat Batman in a fight, wants to start a family band but brock called that lame, likes to squish bugs but only if they are small, hates long trips especially when he has to sit still or everyone else stopped talking, really good at random talents he looked up online & thought were cool, the best hugger in the familyGeneral Opinion over said character: lovely lovely boy !!!! love him love him !!!! beautiful smile would give anything for him!!!!

Brock

Sexuality Headcanon: unpop opinion time but hmm very gayGender Headcanon: nb & uses he/him A ship I have with said character: rusty & him !!!A BROTP I have with said character: shoreleave ?A NOTP I have with said character:  womenA random headcanon: he’s mentally ill but pretty subtle w it and all, hes pretty anxious and paranoid esp involving the Venture’s safety, he doesnt sleep well bc he is a very light sleeper & also he just. cant do it very easily, really poor sleep schedule he only gets to bed after the Ventures are asleep and he checks security & maybe gets a few chores out of the way like dishes or smth & he always wakes up way early before the ventures, trust issues mostly from years of OSI work & esp from Molotov constantly backstabbing him, Doc is v important to him bc he is a big source of trust but also comfort he always knows how to calm Brock down, actually very shy he hates crowds & doesnt like talking  to people, really into fashion & stuff but doesnt get into bc Mr Blood On Everything, way into poetry, hes always felt so rough and tumble like all hes supposed to do is hurt other people and go out and be on the attack bc thats kinda the mindset he was raised with w a shitty stepdad and other people in his small hometown and he thoughts thats all he would be thats why he joined football even though he didnt care for it & thats why he loves the Iron Giant & why protecting the Ventures is so important bc he can keep things safe and have a sweet family and be gentle for once in his life, he fell for Rusty first,cat person, knows nothing abt Jonas & his Team, in a constant fued w Action Man esp just bc the dude is a dick & awful, really emotionally detached & generally apathetic outside the Ventures but he wishes he wasnt, he doesnt know how to talk about himself & his emotions or anything that really goes on in his head, he finds OSI work really draining and mehhh not his thing but he feels like its kinda cool so he does it, leaving after the family slays together is like his biggest regret and makes him feel really guilty & hes not good at forgiving himself for lots of things but especially that, he used to not care about dying before he met the ventures, the family is basically his anchor, he has a very detached idea of Self & Who He Is personally, hes impulsive to the point of suicide mostly bc hes not a good thinker in heavy situations and he has trouble wrapping his head around things,very sentimental w the family, he flusters really easy bc romance is not his strong suit and its kinda a new ballgame for him, decent cook, really bad at math but good at memorizing things about other people and random facts, he would rather die before he lets those ventures get a papercutGeneral Opinion over said character: hmm one tough dude

Dean

Sexuality Headcanon: gay !!! Gender Headcanon: trans guyA ship I have with said character: Jared !!!A BROTP I have with said character: hank !!!!A NOTP I have with said character: hmmm idrk !!! not a lot of pickings lolA random headcanon: even tho his family is LGBT he still has really bad anxiety about it, socially anxious & bad at eye contact, loves to collect stuffed animals, kisses frogs when he finds them so maybe theyll turn into a prince he still does this even when hes older but in secret, really loves disney movies, social dysphoria makes him nervous w dating, doesnt like to pick a favorite animal even though its giraffes, but doesnt like to get in the debate of cats v dogs even though he prefers cats, crybaby like the rest of his family, babied by everyone else and he kinda hates it, brock loves them equally but he especially babied dean when they were little, mostly bc him & dean were Venture Safety Patrol and always trying to keep the others from doing something dumb or dangerous, likes to garden & keep plants but hes really forgetful so Brock either has to take over or they die, cries during horror movies, big hand holder, gets frustrated with himself really easily especially growing up, likes to paint nails, smells every flower & pets every animal he can get his hands on, cant handle when people argue w him or w each other, took him a while to realize he was gay and now its really confusing and frustrating for him so he kinda ignores it as much as he can, only comfy wearing short sleeves around his family, best at making flower crowns, loves to style Brocks hair, cant go to bed unless he kisses everyone goodnight, really bad at paying attention he daydreams a lot, collects feathers, gets drained easily in most situations, the king of platonic kisses, likes to color, most comfy around his family & they know hot to take care of him the best, overwhelmed easily, smiles at dogs he sees being walked, refuses to kill spiders or bugs, scared of big bugs but makes Brock put them outside, if its cute he wants it, cant skip rocks even though brock & hank try to teach him, when hes overwhelmed he sits w his family, really bad balance, probably the Venture that gets the most hugs & kisses but its a close raceGeneral Opinion over said character: trying & tired

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Hi! My native language isn't english but I would like to take part in the team effort to reach 100 fics until the end of 2017 !! I would like some ideas if you could tell me some!

YES I AM HERE FOR THIShere are a bunch of fic ideas for dianetti i thought of- and i haven't even touched AU ideas yet. Pls write dianetti fic?? Let's use the hiatus period to bring the number of fics in the Rosa/Gina tag on AO3 to 100 okay These aren't the best ideas but i tried

Jake meets Rosa in the academy, and they become good friends. Gina decides to visit Jake at the academy to see if there're any hot people worth her time in his group. She finds one. It's Rosa.

Gina accidentally texts Amy for the first time, thinking that she's texting Rosa for the first time, because she got drunk. Amy tells Rosa about it, and Rosa's surprised because Gina didn't seem to know anyone existed apart from herself, so she confronts Gina about it.

Gina and Rosa get drunk, watch basketball, and then....

How Gina finds out that Rosa's into old movies AKA they watch movies together, and somewhere along the line Gina realizes there's a pattern to Rosa's suggestions. But it doesn't matter to Gina what they watch as long as Rosa's tipsy enough to drunkenly drape an arm around her shoulder or use her boob as a pillow. What? Rosa's hot, sue her.

Just like how they had a huge debate on which pie was better, what other petty things can you think of that Gina and Rosa disputed over which got so big most of the precinct got involved?

Someone calls Gina out for drinking Rosa's coffee/other food/drink item. This leads everyone to the realization that Gina is the only person that can/has ever gotten away with drinking/eating Rosa's food/drink.

After Rosa and Amy put in better security measures in Gina's apartment, Rosa teaches Gina how to use a gun so that she can protect herself. Except Gina's hella reckless and eventually Rosa has to wrap her arms around Gina's to guide her shooting. Oh wait, that was Gina's plan all along?

Babylon. Anything regarding it. The story of how Rosa told Gina about her secret bathroom? How Gina and Rosa decorated Babylon together? Did they go shopping together for weird crystals and scented candles and 3-ply toilet paper to make Babylon the sacred place it is today?

"Forget your ex with meaningless sex." How Gina offers this to Rosa every time a relationship of Rosa's goes to crap. How it gets harder and harder for Gina to offer said "meaningless" sex because over time it means something to her and it hurts even more each time to see Rosa get together with someone that isn't her after that, the only source of comfort being that they might break up and Rosa would yet again crawl into her bed over shared bottles of wine and lots and lots of tears that Gina secretly sheds but Rosa's too drunk to remember.

When Rosa finds out about Boyle and Gina hooking up, she gets grossed out. And also very jealous.

Gina wills Rosa a statue of two jaguars making love because she sees it as a representation of them; or what they could've been. Rosa finds this out when she asks Gina why the hell she left Rosa anything in her will in the first place.

"I was insulting her. You know, flirting."

Gina follows Rosa home after giving her the "Rosa's Gonna Make This Flu Her Bitch" care package, because despite her fear of getting infected by Rosa's germs she finds herself strangely overcome with worry. Rosa catches Gina following her home but she's too sick to stop her. Gina feeds Rosa sips of hot cocoa and bites of crackers (from the care package she made) and she even tucks Rosa in her bed so she can sleep. Gina ends up with the flu- but when Rosa returns the favor and takes care of Gina it's all worth it.

Gina and Rosa getting drunk together, because Amy's not the only one who becomes a bit of a pervert after a few drinks.

Gina and Rosa teaming up to achieve a common goal, and how they slowly realize they enjoy their little plans and talks and banter more than taking down whoever they're up against. Okay, maybe both alternatives are equally satisfying. But then sometimes when Gina's describing a ridiculous idea Rosa gets this strong urge to kiss her. Which she acts on.

Gina invites Rosa to go to Beyoncé's concert with her, since she has more than one ticket. "What? These tickets were my birthright, but we took Terry and Amy down together."

How Rosa deals with Gina being gone when Holt gets transferred to PR and Gina follows him; Because Babylon's just not the same without Gina, all those hours they spent hiding out there together, taking a break from being in the presence of losers- it all seems so far away and Rosa misses Gina a bit too much, the world seeming duller when Gina's not there to light up the room.

Rosa and Gina unconsciously spending the entire day of the funeral together, neither of them willing to admit how much they've missed each other.

Gina and Rosa dressing up in matching costumes for that Halloween prank they play on Charles. They may or may not end up going trick or treating together in said costumes after getting drunk on Halloween night.

Gina and Rosa facing off in an illegal dance competition in an abandoned subway tunnel.

Alternatively, Rosa wins an illegal motorcycle race in which Gina's love is the prize.

Rosa being very very worried about Gina during the hostage situation in the store, a bit too worried. Gina's not complaining though. "Hey Amy gave Jake a kiss for not getting killed in that store. Don't I get one too?"

When Rosa and the perp spend an hour "complaining" about Gina, Rosa realizes the dude's a little hung up on her. Rosa can't blame him, she has a little thing for Gina too. Who knew it took watching Gina slamming a few tables and her talking about Gina for an hour to realize it?

Gina and Rosa lock Amy in the back of her car for 47 minutes; 17 minutes longer than they actually needed to. What did they do during that time?

When Holt hires Gina to direct a video about their precinct starring himself and Rosa, Gina tells Rosa she has to sit on a wheelchair as if she's riding a horse. "This is weird. Stop telling me to spread my legs wider." "That's only because I know you can spread them wider, Rosie."

When Rosa starts dating Pimento, Gina gets a perfect view of the guy who temporarily takes over Jake's desk. She hopes that if she glares at him enough, he'll go away and stop dating Rosa like a jackass.

Gina runs away with a drugstore cashier on the night of Rosa's bachelorette party. She's tired of pretending to be happy about the love of her life marrying someone else, and sue her, but that drugstore cashier's a splitting image of Rosa.

Gina may or may not have spied on Rosa while she did yoga. "I can see you, Gina." "Good, I've been here for an hour- was starting to think you're a bad detective." "You've been standing there for two hours. And I'm a great detective." "Oops, busted. Why didn't you call me out earlier?" "I wanted to see how long my ass would keep you interested."

When Gina falls and supposedly knocks out her two front teeth, Rosa gets very worried. Too worried.

Gina and Jake help Pimento find his grandmother's earrings, except everything keeps going wrong and he sees it as a sign that Rosa and him aren't meant to be. Gina encourages this, because she doesn't want Rosa and Pimento to get married- oh wait sorry that's exactly what happened in canon.

Gina gets run over by a bus, and this devastates Rosa to no end. In which everyone realizes Rosa's in love with Gina before either of them do.

Rosa's desk faces Gina's head on. She stares at Gina more times in a day than she'd like to admit.