#also open i guess lmfao

[malka-lisitsa]

"Door dash got my order wrong and I need to know if hiring an assassin is 'over reacting'."

[definitionsfading]

not super duper proud of this or anything but I made a nostalgic impulse purchase this afternoon after work and got a honking massive 3.3oz bottle of the britney spears 'curious' fragrance because it was only $14 on some amazon deal and I needed a dopamine hit after my baking plans fell through for the night. the thing I AM proud of, however, is that they don't seem to sell the bottles with their little heart crystal charms on them anymore, and I've actually saved the charm from my original bottle that was given to me back on Christmas 2005. you gotta get on my level. 13yo me knew 31yo me needed this win 19 years in the future

[northern-passage]

funniest typo. something the hunter would never say but also Lea immediately getting mad about the hunter daring to suggest they’re fun

[trujellyfish]

thinking too hard abt how this rise of "mental health" discussion still only seems to focus on the Cute and Quirky symptoms and still demonizes other mental health (personality) disorders

like my carefully curated tumblr space is fine, but everytime i get sucked into insta reels i inevitably see tens of different reels of the same 3 symptoms of autism/adhd

like im glad theyre getting this positive moment but it just kind of fucking sucks to listen to people talk about how they ToTaLlY have a "touch of the 'tism" and ur friends are sending u "relatable adhd memes" so u think u have a little more support and understanding but then u mention how ur struggling with self harm and suicidal thoughts and violent/disturbing intrusive thoughts and suddenly everyone's like

😳

whats the matter babe, my mental health problems not palatable enough for you? :/

[yegas]

yooooo im back has gege killed anyone new in the meantime

[timothylawrence]

so i glitched rhys and managed to make him go all the way to the end of his office hallway. but he kept getting scared and running back.

look what you did kat. you gave the man ptsd. now he wont leave his office.

and im running around as Sasha giving him heart emotes LOL

[orcelito]

Living room:

Still a little cluttered, but so much FLOOR SPACE without all the many many plastic bags :D

Kitchen:

Similarly still cluttered, but the floors are clear and there's no longer a mound of bowls molding in the sink! :D

Bedroom:

.......

We can't win everything.

[ordinariums-a]

open || to anyone

"COWARD." 'dude! you can't just call people a coward--' "WHAT? THEY'RE BEING A COWARD. COWARD."

[kuiinncedes]

not me just realizing i can put stickers on my sketchbook cover and then immediately using up almost all of the rest of my stickers lmao

[kof-xiii]

apparently my 1 year of culi school really helps with my uni apps bc theres way less things that i have to do compared to applying straight from hs, but also i cannot help but think me having an easy time with my apps is too good to be true and i am more tense than ever like im scared im actually missing a lot of shit and i just dont know it or i fucked something up in my application or or AUGH

[tomandgeriatric]

Trying to explain my childhood is a fuckin mess. So much was going on lmfao. And I remember most of it but goddamn it's just all over the place.

[narutomaki]

people at work really genuinely trying to "kids these days" me backing out of the conversation SSOOOOO fast when I go "Yeah I know it sucks that the education system has been failing them in so many ways" LMFAO like yes hello we are fundamentally different people. she was like "Well yeah I guess. I do think the schools are thinking about implementing it (cursive) back into the ciriculum at least which will be good"

different co worker also tried to get me to side with the company for taking away our ability to use our discounts at the SCO bcus some employees were stealing. and I was just like. "Well thats stupid. not letting us use our discounts isn't go to lower over all employee theft rates at all. but it sure does make me less inclined to shop here because I hate waiting in line." and the Kombucha girl face journey she went on was very endearing tbh

[kavehater]

If you want to learn how to be pathetic come to me <3

[papaiyatree]

does anyone know how to fuckin. tag commission posts.

[captainchokchok]

Why is it 35 degrees outside but freaking 75 degrees in my apartment?? I can't sleep in these conditions. Please seep into my apartment, cold air

[mrsoharaa]

my sudden fixation for Geto started with this dream i had last night of us getting stupidly high together, sensually, slow making out and then getting caught red-handed by my other faves barging into my room lmaooo. (Ace swooped me up from my bed, Miguel was giving me an earful and Benimaru was just not having it with Geto. doesn't trust or like the man in the slightest, which is honestly and completely understandable-- but ANYWAYS YEAH ROFL)