#also my dad said when im done he’s going to read it lmfao the family book club
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time to dig into my evil little white boy book <3
#i already saw the movie but im excited to READ#also my dad kept the book with the shower steamers he got my mom so it literally smells like roses 🤭 IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE!!!#also my dad said when im done he’s going to read it lmfao the family book club
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//from 4.24.23
daniel said to write more in here and im in a5 brainrot hell so
THIS PART OF A5 WAS ACTUALLY TAKEN FROM AN EARILER CONCEPT OF LF...
ok so its nothing too specific or special - just that the characters zodiacs have a special part in their stories ig 💥💥
well it only rlly applies to micheal and adam ngl
micheals a goat and adams a monkey 💥💥 (im talking abt chinese/birth year zodiacs)
this doesnt go into anything too deep, goat just means sacrifice and monkey is just a reference to a monkeys paw
micheal is really the only thing the family ever had to sacrifice and it fits in with him being catholic soo why not!! adams just a horrible bad luck attractor btw. ollies luck is sm better when hes not around
oh yeah abt oliver i decided hes gonna either b transfem or bigender 👍👍 he/she prns r fine & he goes by oliver, ollie or oliver :]
might as well continue and finish it idk
olivers also bi-romantic & asexual :3
adam and micheal r both cissies/lhj... adams deadass just gay and micheal is panromantic asexual ^_^ only reason adams not ace is for my sillu dilly rps with mfs on chai/hj
I WISH I HAD SONGS TO ASSIGN THEM BUT I RLLY DINT HAVE ANYTHING RN... i guess olivias sweet tooth by cavetown but thats like it lmfao
THIS IS SO WRONG NOW... NEW MICHEAL CONCEPT (replying to micheals old concept design)
2nd img is after death/ in the afterlife !! dont mind the text
SHITPOST ART OF HIM FROM A MAGMA WITH BUGZ BTW 😭😭 its too goofy not to show
stupid gay/j
OH YEAH I HAVE TO ADD CONTEXT TO THIS BUT UHMM I WAS RPING AS ADAM WITH A RANDOM CHARACTER FROM A FANDOM IM IN AND THEY GOT TOO FRUITY. THIS POPPED IN MY MIND WHILE I WAS OUT SHOPPING W/ MY DAD 😦 the canon charaer on first img. im cringe and a oc x canon shipper
this was set after micheals death kind of in a au where adam doesnt get depression and fixates on him for years on end 💀 but anyways itd kinda be funny if it wasnt // if they had an open relationship but when micheal finds out hes just like. "you fucked the mf bishop of the basilica?? how am i gonna show up to church each week w/o him staring at me funny now." 😭😭
anyways that eas just a random thought
i was thinking that red would be yhe overall main color for the story :3c adam already wears red usually, red is practically going to be micheals main color in art concepts i have and oliver just looks good in it lol
oh i forgot to mention earlier
i havent done the math for what year oliver wouldve been born in but im thinking his zodiac would be a dog.. theres nothing big behind it either, its just that hes kinda lost w/o adam or micheal and would probably run back to them no matter what - slight reference to the song like a dog ^^ - but its also kinda based on the fact habit said he gave off doberman vibes lol
unless yall rlly wanna judge them based off their birth month zodiacs i dont think ill give them actual birthdays 💀 but micheals birthday is april 5, just because its kind of a main part to yhe story.. (ihy server stfu abt zodiacs for one second challenge fr. i got called slurs bcz im a leo)
mentioning this again!!
i have basic ideas on how to draw scenes attached to the lyrics now :)
"see how his feet miss the ground" - plain red background against two feet just kinda dangling from the top. the lyrics are right below the shadow
"and he falls inside a hole he dug for me" - i really didnt know what to for this even after hours of thinking since micheal never planned to kill adam or anything alike so i just opted to have adam standing there in shock again, against a plain red background. theres might be a little of that on his hands too :]
"the kind of irony youd read in bible stories" - shillouette of micheal sitting up jn his grave. the backgrounds still red. hes holding a white book with yellow text on it ^_^ you might be able to infer what the book is from the lyrics imo (replying to another msg. too long to include )
i might make a bunch more oc x canon (8:11) interactions soon too :33 or crossover stuff
like ryker meeting both emilio and oliver (mc meeting lol) or emilio meeting micheal since micheal wanted to be a priest but last minute settled for being a jeweler 😞
i deadass kinda want micheal to meet my friends oc felix but i have not the slightest idea how that would work
ooo micheal and aster meeting would be cool too ( old jewelery making mfs/silly )
Anyways that's all I've got for now!! i might come back jn a bit or some other time ^^
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EPISODE 3
tw: discussion of suicide
- lim is so fucking funny the way he does a complete attitude 180 when ryeon says "so i can use [jun-woong] how i want" 🤣🤣👌 top tier
- jun-woong can be such a bootlicker sometimes lmfao
- OKAY FULL NAME TIME LETSGO very grateful that he gave us the characters unprompted: Lim Ryung-gu, ryung as in "high" and gu as in "to rescue". wonder why thats considered a teaseable combo
- "MR. TEMP" "MR. CONTRACT" HES SUCH A BASTARD IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SIR
- god they cut jun-woong down so quick. "you look like a rag doll", ryung-gu's mean little snicker, "keep looking forward (newbie bitch heavily implied)" yall are fucking ruthless lmfao
- damn ok this show is so good at getting me comfortable in the flow of bullying jun-woong and then punching me in my kidney with some nuance. the scene with his fathers shrine grabbed me by the balls even as i called him an idiot for going home in the first place and almost getting caught. "i wanted to fill your shoes better...still, this is...a pretty big company. i dont think theres one as big in korea" please sir im begging you to shut the fuck up my heart cant take it 😭😭
- TLDR; jun-woong can have a little depth. as a treat
- "you know how our family is unnecessarily frank and objective, right?" ok dialogue exposition go off. thanks 4 this peek into the psyche of why jun-woong is Like That
- damn that shit on why the dads missing from all the pictures hit ngl
- jun-woong you bystander trash its all "dont get involved" til its YOUR shoes got fucked up. but hes too charismatic and funny to stay mad about it. also every time its shown him doing this he gets involved anyway so as far as we know hes not even bystander trash. hes....wannabe bystander trash ??
- the delivery of him and jae-soo becoming friends in this moment was 1 of the funniest things i seen in a long time i dont even know how many times i played it back. theyre both so ridiculous who does this shit
- the creation of kim woong-jun ahjussi = petty bitch lim ryung-gu confirmed
- THE ROOSTER CROWING IN THE BG WHEN JUN-WOONG SAYS THEY NEED CHICKEN AFTER JAE-SOOS DEPRESSION MONTAGE WAS SO UNNECESSARY I HATE KDRAMAS OMFG 🤣🤣
- lmao they rly spooked the fuck out this man he ran like an olympic gold medalist was chasing him with a knife
- ryung-gu seems to be developing a habit of holding jun-woong back from shit and im interested to see where that goes
- "a temporal error will occur if your temporary body gets close to your real body" sorry but what does going tachycardic have to do with time glitching ?? anw i really thought mr sexy grim reaper did all that shit to prove a point but it turns out he didnt and also kind of saved jun-woong's life by getting him away from his own body?? granted he didnt have to choke-throw him but yknow
- ryung-gu's energy is very matchy in the scene about the contract. jun-woong raises his voice, he raises his back. jun-woong speaks quier and with deliberation, so does he. gonna have to see if thats a pattern during a rewatch sometime
- OH NO THE STRAW 🥤😭😭
- damn my mans jae-soo rly said nah this nosebleeds gonna have to wait til im done studying
- "like im the only one standing still" [meme oof audio]
- "dont cry" [cries] "nevermind. cry it out" [stops crying immediately] why is this guy so relatable
- duality of man: jun-woong is smart enough to snag his shoes from the entryway before hiding so hes not caught out and able to argue his way onto jae-soo's case by citing his usefuleness as someone who grew up in the neighborhood but also dumb enough to forget his face will change to anyone in the land of the living that knows him and not even skim the contract before signing it. YOU ARE WORKING FOR THE MF JADE EMPEROR READ THE FUCKIGN CONTRACT
- LMFAO THE DIRECTOR WAS SO IN AWE AT THE GALL OF ASKING FOR A FORBIDDEN PRACTICE TO BE ALLOWED FOR THE SAKE OF FRIED CHICKEN SHE JUST SAID YES THATS INCREDIBLE
- jun-woong really stuck his head out the window just for the reverb on that "ANDWAE...!"
- damn this kid got kicked out of school, harrassed while alone by weird strangers who lied about knowing his name without ever meeting him before, watched his mom cough up both damn lungs then try to say she was all better because of the hospital bills, and became homeless all on one day which happened to be his birthday
- say bruh i dont think ur dads comin back w that chicken. FUCK AND HE LOST HIS DAD ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. SHIT. FUCK
- when jae-soo woke up from one (1) PTSD nightmare and went "hm yea i need to step in front of a moving vehicle immediately" i felt that 😔😔✊
- nah im with ryeon on this one jun-woong is painfully slow on the uptake
- idk whats funnier, the fact that mr sexy grim reaper got scammed just as hard as jun-woong or the fact that jun-woong damn near dove into the other room to avoid being seen. ngl tho id be pussybaby too if some guy choked me out and tossed me ten feet while my physical body was busy being defibrillated
- ok at the risk of sounding callous idk if trying to save jae-soo's dad is the right option here?? like sure he'll be alive and jae-soo might be less fucked up, but that money was assumably what kept jae-soo fed and allowed his mother to continue treatment at the hospital. if his dad doesnt kill himself for that money theyll still be homeless and broke, and shit, maybe his mom dies instead once shes kicked out the hospital and he's just got different trauma. and you know whatever bills his dad wracks up in the hospital after his car crashes is gonna push him futher in debt, not to mention the cost of repairing the car itself, or possibly getting sued by the driver of the semi (assumung s. korean road law is similar to the usa's). fucking with time is always so riskyyy how about just get the man a support system and some therapy idk
#lu watch#lu watch: tomorrow#tomorrow kdrama#tomorrow#suicide cw#wondering if all their cases will be 2-parters like this
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Name: Robyn.
Happy with it? I am now, but I certainly wasn’t as a kid. Other kids were cruel and would tease me solely for my name, which made it hard for me to socialize. I got the same bad Batman jokes too many times and I also got called a boy. These seem petty now, but as a kindergartener adjusting to life in school, it had been traumatizing and made me wonder if my classmates were going to remain the way they were for the long run which no 4-year-old should be mulling about, really.
Do you wear stilettos? When I get the chance, which isn’t very often at all. But I do love stilettos.
How important are looks to you? I find this question very vague, but generally looks matter to me to a certain extent, like how I’d want to look nice and proper for a job interview or for formal occasions such as weddings. Relationship-wise, I also think I have to feel a level of physical attraction towards someone for me to consider seeing them.
How often do you download music? I don’t anymore. I stream all my music.
Can you name a philosopher? Socrates.
What would you do if two unicorns tried to whisk you off to candy mountain? I just looked this up and this is apparently in reference to an ancient viral video, like it was around before viral videos were even a universally-acknowledged concept. That said, I don’t have a clue how to respond to this lmao.
You became the deciding vote in an election, which party would you go for? I don’t base my voting decisions on parties because the party system in my country is a tragically broken shitstorm in which every single party rallies the same values and principles, just executed in their own – and usually poor and unsustainable – ways. I do my research on each candidate, see how they answer in debates, look at laws they’ve authored, see which marginalized groups they proactively support (if they do), and decide from there.
Do you have a bzoink account? I don’t but I’ve been a semi-regular visitor since like 2009.
How many phone calls do you typically make in a day? Zero. People usually call me.
What song are you listening to? Tell Me It’s Okay by, surprise surprise, Paramore.
Do you understand things others your age do not? I don’t know. Maybe. Everyone’s bound to understand some things better than others.
Do you hate people that label themselves? Why would I hate that? And why would their chosen label be my business?
How many windows do you have open? None. There’s plenty of mosquitoes at night, so even though the cold evening air would been pleasant to have we have to keep the windows closed by nighttime.
How superstitious are you? Not at all.
If you were in Harry Potter, which house would you be in? I’ve been told either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw.
Which comedian can always crack you up? It’s not a habit of mine to watch comedians.
Are you nagged about being on the computer too much? Not since I was a teenager. Since college I’ve been doing most of my work, if not all of it, through my laptop, and I think my parents understand that I have to use it all the time.
Do you feel bad about anything you've done lately? Nothing comes to mind, no.
What's your texting bill typically like? My SIM is prepaid, so it works the other way around. I put load credits in it only if I know I’ll have to call/text/surf regularly.
What song did you/do you want played at your wedding? Turning Page by Sleeping At Last.
Do you have a lot or hardly any lines on your palms? Idk, a decent amount I guess? I don’t think it hits either extreme.
What's your favourite word? Poignant.
Are you allowed to swear in front of your parents? Yeah. They’ll shoot me a glare sometimes, but I’m in my 20s and...they know they can’t really do anything about it anymore lol.
Do you eat apples? No.
What are your addictions? Coffee, I suppose.
What are some words you use in daily life? I use intensifiers often, like very, really, super, absolutely, etc. I’m also big on expressions hahaha like oh my god, seriously, for real, and ugh.
Do you look things up on Google constantly? Yes.
Where do you get your music from? Spotify. Sometimes YouTube if I wanna look for a leak.
What do you think of people with afros? That they are people with afros...? I don’t really know what you’re looking for me to say, lmfao.
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Do you like getting your picture taken? Not for the most part. My body instantly gets all frozen and awkward when a camera’s placed in front of me, which I hate because I do wish I could have more photos of myself around. Is your phone anywhere near you? It is not, actually. It feels great and I really should start making it a habit to keep it away from me entirely on weekends. Do you ever enjoy going to school? In my first school, I enjoyed going mainly (and probably only) for my friends; but Catholic school was predominantly a torturous experience. The rigidity isn’t something I look back fondly on, and it felt like being kept on a tight leash for 14 years. College was a lot more enjoyable in every way possible. I liked going to (most of) my classes and learning as much as I loved the vibrant org culture and the general freedom that comes with university life. Have you ever gone on a road trip? Lots. The Philippines is a relatively small country and unless you want to jump to a different island altogether, there are many provinces you can readily travel to by car. Who do you get along with best in your family? Nina, my sister. Then my dad. I clash a lot with my mom and I don’t talk to my brother. Based on your personality, what animal do you think you'd be? Cats and I don’t get along very well hahaha but I think I’m similar to them. Would you ever buy anything from an infomercial? Maybe once, just to be able to say that I have. Have you ever made a snow angel? No, because I’ve never seen snow before. Have you stayed in a hotel in the last month? No. We had a brief getaway in Tagaytay but we switched things up and went to rent a condo, instead of book a hotel room, for a weekend. What's your most comfortable outfit? If I want to go for comfortable, I usually go for my rompers or jumpsuits. Do you text or IM more? IM these days. Would you rather listen to music or play it? Listen. I have no music-playing skills whatsoever. Have you ever been in a hot tub? Sure. Do you like pizza? LOVE IT Are you sleeping in your own bed tonight? Yes. If not here, the couch. But most likely it will my bed tonight. Are any of your friends having a sleepover right now? I doubt it. Angela and Hans had an overnight stay in Batangas a few days ago for their Valentine’s shenanigans though, which I guess kinda counts as a sleepover. Have you ever been to a house party? I don’t think so. That’s something I missed out on in my college days, but I don’t mind. Do you listen to your iPod or the radio when you're in the car? I think I keep a good balance. If my phone’s battery is not very high I’ll rely on the radio; and sometimes I’ll sync my phone’s Spotify to the car as well.
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What song is stuck in your head at the moment? RAVI’s BUM. What's your fathers' middle name? He doesn’t have a second name, but I’m not sharing his legal middle name on here either. How many hours a day do you spend on the computer? On work days, I’d say 8-10 hours. On weekends, maybe a little slightly less than that since I do like getting off the laptop sometimes to rest my eyes. Could you live without the internet? People from the past managed to live without it, so I know I can. It would just be extremely inconvenient; and having been dependent on it for such a long time now, I would likely be clueless on how to navigate most activities. What's something you're really into? Learning about cultural differences!! That’s why reading survey answers has always been fascinating to me. I would love a website that dives into the various everyday behavior people observe in other countries, but the ones that do exist use like 20- or 30-year-old sources, so they aren’t even relevant at all anymore. What's the last movie you saw in theaters? Knives Out. Have you ever seen a movie in 3D or in an IMAX theater? Just once. It was Denise and Leigh’s 18th birthday treat and they brought us to watch Doctor Strange in 3D. Do you prefer skirts, shorts, or skorts? Shorts. Have you ever vandalized? Just a few school chairs in grade school, but otherwise I’m too paranoid for vandalism lol. What's the longest you've stayed up? Maybe a little longer than 24 hours. Who'd you have a sleepover with last? Gabie. When's the last time you baked something? Nearly a decade ago. Our oven was new at the time and I wanted to try baking cookies. Do you like to dance? When I’m alone. Do you scratch mosquito bites, even though you're not supposed to? Yup. Are you afaid of spiders or do you like them? I mean I’m not fond of them, but I also don’t scream and run away when I see them. I just don’t care for them for the most part. What's a pet you've always wanted? I’ve only ever wanted dogs, and now I’ve got two of them. Do you like mice? Not really. Would you ever get a tattoo? Sure. I’ve been considering it for a while now; it’s just a matter of being able to save up for one. Do you prefer to walk in the street or on the sidewalk? Street, if it’s bare and safe enough. Otherwise if I’m in a busy city with regulations and all I’d obviously rather be on the sidewalk. What's your favorite t-shirt? My CM Punk Best in the World merch. Who did you last think about? I remembered Deina when I was thinking about the tattoo question. She got a pawprint tattoo on her wrist shortly before her senior dog passed away and ever since learning about it I’ve also been thinking about getting the same tattoo. Do you like giving hugs? I love giving hugs and it’s an automatic response for me whenever I see someone I love, which is why Covid is such a torture for me. Do you prefer hardwood flooring or carpeting? Hardwood. Did you/will you get a car for your 16th birthday? No. I got a car when I was 17, around six months before I started college. Have you ever eaten a worm? No but I’d be willing to try.
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Details for that kitty au? Sounds interesting
aww thx im glad u think so but get ready for dissapointment and garbage storyteling bc i got way too distracted way too quickly.
THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED MORE DEETS ON THE RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE AU (this is largely based on the book but nothing hugely spoilery)
Also reminder: yo my inbox is always open so if u wanna ask me the most random shit possible i will respond bc it makes me feel happy that someone is curious about my opinions and ideas
The Blackthorn’s mom is the pres, not their dad
Julian, Livvy, Ty, Dru, and Tavvy are the first children, mark and helen arent
So as Helen and Mark have no relation to POTUS, theyre less involved w/ the public
(Bonus: people think Kiertina are dating but they got NO IDEA Mark is the third part of that)
Both of their parents are pretty busy so Julian’s kinda raising them a bit but not to a terrible extent
Julian may or may not be dating the vice president’s daughter, emma carstairs
In the UK, christopher herondale is a prince and i dont care if ty matches henry better and kit is more of an alex
i literally thought of this au bc i was reading the scene where henry kisses alex and then runs away and i outloud said “wow christopher herondale is quaking”
so im not budging kit is henry w/ alex’s personality and ty is alex w/ henry’s personality got it good great
In all seriousness i just like the way it plays out better this way
Ok anyways kitty are 18 jsyk
Ty is convinced Kit hates him bc they had a pretty shit first meeting and Kit came off as kinda an ass but he was just going thru gay panic
U kno that scene in RSOM where alec thought aline was homophobic but she was just a lesbian freaking out over a cute girl? That’s kinda how the kitty meeting went
it was literally just a miscommunication but now ty has been trying to convince himself he hates kit for like two years but hes just gay and a moron god what a life
Livvy, in the background: GAAAAY
Ok so beginning of the plot a royal (clace) wedding is happening and the first family is invited
(psst lets get real the herondales are shadowhunter royalty this is valid)
Ty can’t get out of it and he’s big sad bout it but whatevs he’ll have livvy
so ty and kit end up talking and kit is trying to leave asap bcause he’s too gay for this but when he attempts to leave, ty grabs his shoulder and kit kinda pushes him off and ty starts falling but grabs onto kits arm and so
they crash and fall into jace and clary’s expensive ass wedding cake
the tabloids are like: lol they hate eachother
so those two gotta fix everything bc yea international relations
They start hanging out and find they get along pretty well, specifically through a shared love of a certain fictional detective
ty: the books are better kit: binch the bbc show tho
tessa, in the background: I APPROVE CHRISTOPHER
so a couple months pass and kit and ty are talking outside being deep and kit kisses him and then proceeds to FLEE THE SCENE and goes back to england and doesnt respond to any of tys messages
(like guys goddamnit henry literally pulled a kit when he did that shit guys it fits)
the two of them end up making up and making out like a month later and then have to proceed to attempt to hide their relationship
but yea blah blah blah they end up happy together im done w/ plot points i dont wanna spoil the ENTIRE book for y’all
(also kits bestie ash is like weirdly into dru but ty doesnt care AT ALL hes like go for it also heres some pointers bc ash is crushing hard man)
ooh Diana is the president’s deputy chief of staff and gwyn is the crown family’s equerry and they fall in love during this because i want them to
Ok but heres my batshit ideas starting so take the rest of this w/ a grain of salt its just the sleep depravation talking and also fun ideas that dont work at all
KING WILL HERONDALE
wessa are like kinda kits parents in this au and probs still have james and lucie
jace is like their cousin who isnt strictly a prince but is still largely in the public eye bc theyre close to him
or mb wessa have four kids including jace in this au idk they all deserve to be a happy family
(but where is jem u ask)
ok so will could die but i dont want him to
(again, this part is for funsies and if i were to make this a fic i’d have to kill him off)
so will faked his own death so jem and tessa could be together bc lets get real he would
jem and tessa have a daughter mina and people think they named her after will due to grief nah will just said if i fake my death this is my one condition
im sorry im just imagining young prince christopher with his older siblings prince james princess lucie and prince johnathan with their younger half sister princess wilhelmina
time doesnt exist in this ok just my want for a eight person herongraystairs fam cause jace deserved good parents but was born at the wrong time to be raised by people who would have LOVED HIM
lol the thing i find hilarious is that in this au jesse blackthorn isnt really related to the blackthorns theyre like seventh cousins and he met lucie by coincidence
lmfao what if will is kits like bodyguard but he wears shitty disguises all the time and people are like hmm is that the king and will is like no unfortunately king william has been dead for years
this is so stupid but i dont care fuck off im having fun w/ it also will herondale is king as he deserves so all is right in the world
The real question is now: Do y’all want me to write this? Or like nah
#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#the mortal instruments#tmi#the infernal devices#tid#the dark artifices#tda#the last hours#tlh#the wicked powers#twp#rw&rb kitty au#kit x ty#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kitty#this is so stupid but i am LOVING IT
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Sarauniya “ Sara ” Davies, 24, pansexual, cisfemale, ISFP Enneagram 9w1; Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, Pisces rising 1st year Advanced Encryption Major; did not go to a spy prep hs
Imma keep it real with you, chief, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I mean, obviously, I know what espionage is ; I’ve read books and articles, and I’ve seen Spy Kids and all the Charlies Angels and James Bond movies, but I genuinely think I need a minute to wrap my head around everything. Make that two weeks, because what’s this I hear about two murders ? I literally just got sent here to be safe, I — I’m sorry, I’m freaking out. Give me five seconds, and we can start again, because I promise I can totally pretend this is all normal. @gallagherintro
full name: sarauniya “ sara ” davies
dormitory room: 105
birthday: 20 march 1995
soundtrack: “ go gina ” by sza
favorite dish: efo riro
aesthetic: when i see them walking around in the halls, i usually see a flash of light reflecting from her earrings, eyeglasses perched on top of her head, and a caviar iphone always in her hands
Bio Points
her mom’s a nigerian baddie billionaire & her dad’s a soft academic brit
she grew up between london and abuja where their family’s business is based. it’s a trading enterprise, the largest industrial conglomerate in sub-saharan africa
she’s the eldest of three siblings, was raised to be prim & proper and groomed to run their family’s business. her family’s not pushy though and they’re really cool. very healthy dynamic so she doesn’t mind ; she loves her fam and would do it w a smile !
Coding is her Passion though. total dork. stayed up all the time just sleuthing and being an internet geek since she was a youngin’
loves education and is the type who would willingly stay in school to learn. has a degree in economics from harvard and was almost done with her mba when her littlest sister got abducted ! was it about business ? money ? who knows ! the sister’s fine now but her family sure is Scared especially since sara’s alone in the big bad united states
her mom made some calls and went “ gimbiya, look, u aint safe n we sorry. we’ll work something out to make sure u get ur mba degree somehow but shit is wild so we gotta get u somewhere near that’s safe asap. u like studying & ur a geek with computers right ? cool beans, go back to school & welcome to gallagher, babe ”
she enters gallagher in the middle of the spring semester very overwhelmed & inwardly ignoring how unhappy she is about having to be here bc she is not & does not want to be a spy. she just tryna distract herself by looking at this entire thing as a weird vacation where she can do stuff she wasn’t able to before because it’s literally detached from the world. she is mostly probably in way over her head, but let’s see !
Other Information
Nicknames: Sara (to everyone), gimbiya (to family, means princess in Hausa)
Languages: English (native), Hausa (native), Arabic (C1), French (B2)
Strengths: is money a strength ? also coding. and being the sweetest. and a general smartypants but that’s in a university setting & gallagher probably doesnt give a fuck
Relationship History: only has one (1) experience. ( well,,, 2 if a three-second drunken kiss w kass counts ) his name’s royce and they’ve known each other since their bougie secondary school back in britain. started dating at sixteen and went to harvard together. they’re long term as fuck. he’s like her best friend and their families adore the couple & each other. got engaged last september and sara broke it off before leaving for gallagher, oof. she deadass milked the opportunity but lbr she wasnt rlly Feeling It so she’s kinda glad for the ‘valid reason’ to appear bc it rlly wasn’t Love for sara so boy bye
Physical appearance: 1.76m, 55kg, long black hair, slim and toned build
Classes: GEN 105, GEN 206, AE 101, AT 101, PE 101
Personality
the sweetest. v charming & sensitive to others & curious about things. enthusiastic too ! loves adventures & is very passionate. queen of empathy.
she’s not stuck up even tho she loaded. she doesnt rlly talk abt her family having 12B or the fact that she’s an ivy league girl, bc she’s just generally very uwu
easily stressed and flustered and overwhelmed ! man, gallagher’s gonna shook this goddamn academic dork to her core for the love of god someone pls get the aed ready
rlly fun !!! can be a lil unpredictable bc it b lyk dat for rich girls. loves her independence which she hasn’t maximized bc of her ex fiancé & responsibilities but it’s chill so chill totally chill, no ounce of further longing exists in the crevices of this girl’s heart
she is so not good with confrontation and is so allergic to conflict ok. she will sweep discomfort under a rug and lie on it ‘til it’s flat which makes her a queen of repression & conforming
is she easily overwhelmed & stressed ? yes, but she’ll try not to show it so much. it’s all mostly an internal monologue so don’t underestimate her pls. she’s v smart and competent. can be so competitive ( albeit mostly inwardly ) and a boss ass business bitch like her business momma bc that’s what she’s been training for altho she is still generally a soft bab so ... yeah, if u would be so kind as to Estimate her, that’d be grand
she needs to always be on top of her game. maybe not the best in the class, but definitely pushes herself to be her best, so a lot of late nights studying & won’t settle for bad grades ever. gonna be rough in gallagher bc she is not spy material ok, she’s just a pretty rich geek behind a computer
just imagine her as the nice girl in ur ap classes who’s a lil awkward & just so happens to be super hot & stinking rich
Fun Facts
has a six-month old rescue pup named sooty ! who kinda looks like a sheparnese
has a tendency to ramble if she’s comfy w u enough or mayhaps if it’s too much man
is v diligent w keeping a journal & does it everyday
likes to dance ! not super good but she likes it. hits da clubs for dat shit
is a lil instagram famous bc she’s a gorgeous rich harvard girl & all that jazz. queen of selfies & of looking hot but doesn’t actually get to play around rip ffff
doesn’t drink much bc she is an extreme lightweight and 2 is her tap out limit
if she’s had more than 2 drinks, she is Very Honest but still very ramble-y
she is physically active but mostly just runs and does yoga. knows very basic self-defense. is not sporty, definitely not a fighter, may god have mercy on her soul
isnt a virgin but is not sexually experienced lmao lbr she kinda Itching to get out there
don’t ask me what her accent is because i have no clue it’s all over the place
Established Connections — just bc i think y’all would like to know
kassandra sutton — internet friends ! loves kass to bits. have known each other since sara was 14. when kass was 18, sara took her on a grad trip to montreal and became a lil lowkey into her. doesn’t help that kass drunk kissed her & doesn’t remember lmfao. poor sara told her then-bf & they had a lil fight but they made up bc sara didn’t talk to kass for months. eventually they became friends again & now sara’s in gallagher w no idea that kass is a mf sutton & honestly, my girl is just very shook w everything
Possible Connections
crushes — she does not know how to flirt. she is ,,,, p pathetic tbh but a real heckin cutie. will be super nice to ur bab ok
flirtationships — sara and i r gonna continue to keep it real w u chieves, her ex fiancé royce was vanilla and bland as fuck. can u believe she has not been single in a decade ? ? someone give her love & attention & fluster this soft innocent child. get her Experienced but also dont hurt her
enemies/angst !!! — or maybe do ! maybe hurt her. maybe obliterate her. maybe smash her poor heart to pieces, because tbh i would love that. so someone pls for the love all things holy and divine, someone hurt her !!!!
fwb — probably just one (1) bc she’s still a romantic ? and she’s probably gonna want something exclusive even if it’s no strings attached and will surely want to ,.,. get to know them a little bit more first ,,, at least ideally , idk , maybe impulse & thirst gets the better of her one of these days who knows lets find out !
friends !!! — sara will love u ok. she may be a lil easily flustered but she’s doesn’t rlly give up on ppl quickly. as i’ve said, queen of empathy. probs feels v sorry for majority of the gallagher & georgetown kids bc, .,.,., this environment just screams highkey Trauma to her and she’s valid bc she’s right
mentors !!! — she hates feeling dumb ok she Always has to be on top of her game, so u can bet ur ass after her first meetings in her classes she goes to ppl going “ hey could u help me out w working out ? boxing ? firing a gun ? literally everything & anything ? ”
anything & everything — meaning just come @ me & let’s talk about it uwu
( did i just create georgina’s antithesis ? fuck yes, and i am sooo excited to have a child that’s not always plotting & scheming & being mean like y’all have no idea ;_; nywy, that was long bc shutting up and brevity are things i do not possess. whats up it’s ur og flower garden girl rose here aka bugleweed aka fiancée of many and lover of all, and i am open to anything and everything ! just drop an IM or hit dat like & ill slide in ur dmz w love, plots & sanitized hands x )
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ALL OF THE FLOWERS! 🌸
Alisons: Sexuality?
Queer
Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender?
He/They, nb
Baby���s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Eeeh, no but I probably still will lmao
Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love?
Yes
Baneberries: Favorite song?
uhh, lately Berkshire Cunt
Basket of Gold: Describe your family.
Typical nuclear family
Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it?
@majuulian and my boy Alex but Im nut gunna link his tumblr bc idk if he wants that lmao
Begonia: Favorite color?
Azure and reds
Bellflower: Favorite animal?
Cats
Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person?
Night person
Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?
Cat
Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I don’t really remember
Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children?
They’re cute but probably not for me
Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?
Disappointing my parents
Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood.
I used to hide under tables a lot as a kid
Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?
Getting drunk and listening to good music, hopefully surrounded by good company
Buttercup: Relationship Status?
Single
Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go?
Germany
Candytufts: When do you feel most loved?
Have you ever had someone watch you absently with a small smile as you do something?
Canna: Do you have any tattoos?
Three
Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?
Eight
California Poppy: Height?
5′8
Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts?
I don’t not believe in them
Carnation: What are you currently wearing?
Shorts
Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight?
Yes
Chives: Who was the last person you hugged?
I think Alayna??
Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed?
My ex
Cock’s Comb: Favorite font?
Anything cursive
Columbine: Are you tired?
Very
Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to?
Uhh,,, I get to see Pup soon and I’m pretty stoked for that
Coneflower: Dream job?
Psychnurse
Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert
Crocus: Have you ever been in love?
Yes
Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about?
As long as I’m not doing something that hurts myself physically and or mentally then pretty far
Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it?
Big doggo
Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign?
Virgo
Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering?
Absolutely, but I don’t really want to talk abt my shenanigans online for the masses
Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?
My vests lmao
Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)?
They haven’t liked a few of them but hey, hasn’t stopped me lmao. It also depends on WHY they don’t like them though
Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to?
Josh i think??
Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life?
Not particularly
Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two?
Have my shit together
Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life?
My friends, family, music, cats,
Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?
Weed
Hellebore: How do you show affection?
Light bullying
Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of?
My vests
Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day.
Uhh, just chilling with friends maybe having a few drinks and laughing till your sides hurt
Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time?
I play video games and listen to podcasts
Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?
I’ve known my buddy Erika for like a decade and a half, we met in school.
Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?
Josh
Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?
Like 10 maybe
Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
You remind me of David Bowie
Larkspur: What do you think of yourself?
I’m kinda a piece of shit lmao
Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
My aesthetic
Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?
I’m lazy
Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child?
Watch my mum play world of warcraft
Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid?
Erika
Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for?
Nothing I care 2 share
Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?
A lot of things lmfao
Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name?
Victory of the people, because that’s what my mum picked out
Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it.
I grew up in Vancouver, I had a really typical childhood and I’m not sure what else to say of it. Just very basic.
Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up?
Wall to wall in posters
Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?
I don’t remember much of it lmao. I was a very very angry teenager and I was sad all the time. I was just a very volatile person and not really the kinda person you want in your life lmao.
Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom.
She’s my bestfriend!!! I love her so much and would literally kill someone for her
Onions: Tell about your dad.
He’s kinda an asshole but I really love him and value his opinions on things lmao.
Orchid: Tell about your grandparents.
My grandparents are,, complicated lmao. They’re fine all things considered though. My maternal grandma is the bomb.
Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable?
I saw Brand New one year on my birthday, that was really great.
Peony: What was your first job?
Kentucky fried shithole
Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any?
Ill probably meet my next partner on a dating app lmao.
Pincushion: How do you deal with pain?
Couple tynelols and move on
Pink: Where is home?
With people who make you laugh till your sides hurt and have your back through thick and thin
Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change?
Uhh, I’d probably try and get my shit together sooner in life.
Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them.
Takes no shit
Primrose: Describe your ideal life.
I’d like to live in the forest away from people with some animals and a partner
Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child?
Santa, tooth fairy etc.
Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life?
My parents
Rose: What’s your favorite sound?
I love the sound of rain also the kill bill siren
Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory?
Currently, Punk in drublic
Sage: What’s your least favorite memory?
Idk I’ve done a lot of shitty things lmao
Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want?
Some chocolate milk would be rad
St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things?
Very easy, I’ve done like 6 years of therapy. I’m a fucking pro at this lmfao
Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without?
Music
Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?
Like 7 hours?
Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning?
Life doesn’t stop for no one. Don’t wanna get steamrolled by it.
Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job?
I fucking hate it
Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing?
My vests
Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic.
Goth/punk slut
Tulip: What would be the best present to get you?
Idk I like weird things, one of my ex boyfriends bought me a bunch of taxidermy for my birthday and that’s been the best gift I’ve gotten to date
Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now?
Life in general
Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called?
I don’t read too much but I have read The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski
Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?
Uhh hopefully less stressed out
Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.
I’m double jointed and it really freaks people out
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The Punisher Season 2: Episodes 11-13
Initial reactions as I watched these episodes.
SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. I literally tagged it four different ways for spoilers so if you read them after this it’s your own damn fault.
11: The Abyss Frank covered in blood and nearly dead and handcuffed.... stop me if you’ve heard this before Two person rescue mission at the hospital Amy seems concerned. Curtis is about done with Frank’s shit John. I think your wife is dead...nevermind. She is dead. Yikes. So this is all for nothing. FUCKING KAREN KAREN Karen is fucking heeeeeeeere K A R E N SHE IS NOT LETTING ANYONE KEEP HER FROM FRANK IVE BEEN WAITING THIS IS ALL IN CAPS BUT HOLY HELL THIS IS EVERYTHING But what the fuck is she wearing a cape LOOK AT HER FRANK how do you feel about him Karen FUCKING SAY IT SAY IT YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES JUST FUCKING ADMIT IT Madani is so obsessed with this. I don’t think frank killed those women. I think they were already dead and billy had a plan to make him think that he did. And it’s working IM SO SICK OF THESE DEAD WIFE FLASHBACKS THEYRE HOLDING HANDS I REPEAT HOLDING HANDS All frank wanted was a family and to be done... my heart is aching. Frank talking about his kids oh my god Straight into “i would have killed anything that got in my way” Lmfao everyone is in this room - WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK RING RING ITS BILLY FUCK OFF KRISTA what I’m trying to figure out is why Krista is helping him - what is her motive? I was right. Frank didn’t kill them. I’m going to blame it all on this bitch because I don’t like her. She keeps saying “for us”... what is this us? Doesn’t she understand that Billy won’t leave? He wants the things that he’s worked for... not just her... or maybe not her at all. He says she makes him happy... but I don’t buy it. She’s saying all of the right things... but she doesn’t mean them. This.... im.... just... hmm. Time is running out for Billy to redeem himself. Ed is my favorite character. HERE COMES THE KRISTA BACK STORY spill all the details now because i hate you you dumb bitch BILLY DID NOT SAY US. He said we- but not us. NO NO NO NO you don’t love him. YEAH BITCH WHO WAS KM oh shit she has daddy issues. Everything makes sense now. Her father tried to kill her and threw her out a goddamn window... ok. So she fucking becomes a therapist and bangs her patient to get closure from the fact that her father tried to kill her. .................. Jesus Martha Kent, calm down. This dude is bad news. God at least take a selfie with frank AMY HOLY HELL LISTEN TO KAREN OH MY GOD HERE IT COMES DAMN STRAIGHT SHE WILL THROW EVERYTHING AWAY FOR YOU FRANK CASTLE “you cannot keep loving people in your dreams” FUCK OFF AMY JESUS CHRIST FUCK ALL THE FUCKING WAY OFF YOU DUMB LITTLE BRAT Frank castle in full police uniform FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF all he wanted were her shoes 🤣 oh, Ed Goddammit Brett
12: Collision Course Brett is a shit driver Another Manson song... hmmmmmmmm Oh yikes that’s an ambulance crash if I’ve ever seen one Brett doesn’t look so good Well that’s one way to fix a dislocated shoulder there frank Holy god supporting a grown ass man on a fucked shoulder “BR 143/24” graffiti on the bridge.... wonder if it’s just coincidence but it’s the only thing on the wall so i don’t think it is Good choice Brett Well fuck Pilgrim is going to Madani’s house BILLY RUSSO IS NOT GOING TO RUN OFF WITH YOU FUCKING KRISTA if this isn’t a long con on his part, I’m going to be fucking pissed. He didn’t say “i promise” and you lied to him. Don’t lie to billy Billy may be mentally unstable but Krista is ILL. Why is she calling Madani?!? She’s too fucking detactched MADANI SEE FUCKING PAST YOUR OWN NOSE FOR ONE SECOND AND FIGURE THIS OUT wait i think she just did Also.... Krista’s going to fucking make billy think frank is coming after her even though he isn’t... this is going to be messy as hell Nevermind... he went to the trailer. SHIT SHIT SHIT POOR CURTIS Well Curtis only has one kneecap? Soooooooo Oh look it’s Amy ruining every fucking thing again I GASPED OUT LOUD DURING THIS CURTIS FIGHT poor dude BITCH BILLY LIED TO YOU HES NOT GOING TO GET THE PAPERWORK dammit nevermind he did. Shit. Are you really planning on running off with this bitch, Billy Russo ?! The fuck?! Well Curtis is still alive Oh and frank kidnapped someone, ok cool Billy can’t just fucking let frank go, right? Like............. Back to the Russians again. It’s his dad, Frank. Let me save you some trouble. I believe him. I think he really didn’t know that anything was being done. An honest senator?!? I thought that buckshot was pomegranate seeds for a minute Are you actually going to shoot him, Amy? Madani is at Krista’s door - calling it BINGO Is Krista going to fucking hit madani with this teapot? Billy is buying her flowers?! Madani playing Krista... this I like. I hope billy walks in this goddamn door SHE FOUND THE JOURNAL. She KNOWS HOLY SHIT SHE STABBED HER WITH SCISSORS Battle of Billy’s Bitches OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK MADANI PUSHED HER OUT A FUCKING WINDOW Billy had something taken away from him yet again. This is.... not going to end well. He’s gonna think it was frank. FUCK. WOW HOLY FUCK.
13: The Whirlwind Billy, as assumed is not happy. “You had to make it about her” uh, yeah.... it’s always been about that fucking psychopath therapist That’s not the end of Billy Russo. it cant be. FaceTime With Frank™️ Bitch that is CLEARLY a threat Amy’s room service? Except she’s hiding around the corner This kid’s name is LEMMUEL?!!? “He came after me” BITCH YOU THREW HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT A WINDOW OF COURSE HE CAME FOR YOU holy crap, madani’s done?!? WRONG ROOM FRANK Putting lots of holes in the wall and OH HELLO FRANK IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH IT Shit look at Amy again screwing everything up Frank has bad luck with elevators in hotels He fights best when he is cornered Omg billy getting operated on by a drunk... Jesus. .... If he dies on this operating table .... NO ANESTHESIA JESUS CHRIST BILLY so much goddamn pain .... GET THE FUCKING BULLETS OUT DOCTOR DRUNKARD. COME THE FUCK ON. HES NOT DEAD They sure did, David. Oh my god. This doctor threw him in a fucking dumpster Fuck fuck fuck fuck Amy trying to talk sense into John.... ok, sure Jan. PEOPLE NEVER CHANGE Who are you meeting Brett? Oh. Curtis and David. Doing the right thing could have fucked over Frank, Curtis. THINK ABOUT THAT. He played the family card. Fuck off John Pilgrim. If i had a dollar for every time frank told someone to point a weapon at him.... OUCH, Frank’s face. Aaaand there it goes through some glass and chains.... Jesus These two men can barely stand WHERE THE FUCK IS BILLY frank’s got a giant pipe . Didn’t Daredevil wrap chains around his arm too? THIS IS EMBARRASSING FRANK GET IT TOGETHER there you go, with the oxygen tank Asking for leniency for his kids with his last breath... damn “You’re the whirlwind” FUCKING CURTIS IS BILLY IN YOUR ROOM AGAIN no. Fucking Billy. Oh lord. GO BE WITH HIM CURTIS JESUS PLEASE “I don’t want to die alone” Dinah and Krista again.... FML You don’t love him, girl, i promise And he’s not coming from you FRANK . . . . . Fucking hell. Jesus. No redemption. He died alone and scared and sad and in pain. Fucking hell. .... keep the lies going Curtis and Madani. End of story. Bye Eliza. BYEEEEEE. WAIT WHAT HE LET PILGRIM LIVE?!? Well, i guess it’s nice that Frank has something to care about. Too bad I feel nothing for Amy. Still. What the fuck do you want Madani? She’s with the CIA now?!!? LAST FUCKING SCENE. Daaaaaaamn.
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I switched the format to bullets cause numbers were annoying to deal with lol sorry
3 Fears
not graduating on time/ failing
idk i dont have many fears
3 things I love
my dog
my family
my friends
2 turns on
im not gonna include being attractive cause that feels like a given so sense of humor
plays piano or guitar
2 turn offs
being an asshole
bad hygine
My best friend
cat and jen
Sexual orientation
bi
How tall am I
5′2
What do I miss right now
idk no one really cause i got to see my family today and i just got back from seeing jen
i guess jacob and tim?
Favourite color
blue!! :D
Do I have a crush
lmfao no
Favourite place
my college town
What am I listening to right now
a lets play lol
Shoe size
7 or 6.5 depending
Eye color
brown
Hair color
black/ dark brown
Meaning behind my URL
alliteration lol
Favourite song
i have too many
Favourite band
shinee? i dont really know lately
How I feel right now
sleepy lmao
Someone I love
my brothers and mom
My current relationship status
hoe lmao
My relationship with my parents
good with one and not so good with the other
Favourite season
fall or spring
Tattoos and piercing i have
tattoo on my forearm and one piercing on each ear
Tattoos and piercing i want
tattoos: theres a few lol
piercings: none
The reasons I joined Tumblr
because it looked like fun and for fandoms
Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
i get goodnight texts/ snaps sometimes
Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
no
How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
it depends, anywhere from 10 minutes to 45
Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
yep
Where am I right now?
jaden’s room
Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
reasonable but sometimes loud
Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
i live in my apartment at school but other than that with my momma
Am I excited for anything?
this festival thing next weekend but also lowkey worried for it lmao
Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
uhh yeah i do
How often do I wear a fake smile?
whenever im uncomfortable i guess
If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
someone who will pay off my tuition and loans
What do I think about most?
freaking out drama stuff i guess?
although thats mainy just been these past few weeks
Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
i only really like being in front aslong as it’s with other people
What was the last lie I told?
ummm probably something about my drinking or “love life” to my family
Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
i dont mind either but probably phone call so i dont have to worry about what i look like
Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
lol ghosts, oh the irony
but yes to both
Do I believe in magic?
nah
Do I believe in luck?
ehhh kind of
What’s the weather like right now?
hot as balls and im not here for it
What was the last book I’ve read?
im reading the simpsons and their mathematical secret rn and i like it a lot
Do I have any nicknames?
way too many lmao
Do I spend money or save it?
it used to be save but as of lately ive been spending way too much money sooooooooooo lol fuck me
Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
nope
Favourite animal?
my doggo
What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
talking to jen
What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
idk twice songs i guess??
What is my favorite word?
i dont have one
My top 5 blogs on tumblr
idk lol
everyone i follow, how about that lmao
If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
stay hydrated and i take donations
Do I have any relatives in jail?
not to my knowledge
What is my current desktop picture?
isnt it so cute? :D
Had sex?
yeah
Bought condoms?
yeah
Gotten pregnant?
no thank fuck
Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
nope
Had job?
yes i had job
Smoked weed?
nope, but my mates want me to smoke with them next weekend
Smoked cigarettes?
nope
Drank alcohol?
yepppp lmfao
Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
nahh
Been overweight?
not technically
Been underweight?
nah
Gotten my heart broken?
nope
Been to prom?
yep
Been in airplane?
yep
Learned another language?
yep
Wore make up?
almost everyday
Dyed my hair?
nah, i thought about it tho but i bitched out
Had a surgery?
um i mean my wisdom teeth got removed, does that count?
Met someone famous?
yeah i did on two occasions it was dope
Stalked someone on a social network?
i think so? idk
Been fishing?
yeeeee
Been rejected by a crush?
ive never shot my shot nor have i had an actual crush in years so no
What do I want for birthday?
realistically, nothing
Do I like my handwriting?
eh i mean it’s okay but not really
Where do I want to live when older?
idk but i wanna stay on the east coast
Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
sneaking out: no cause ive never snuck out, not technically i guess
doing something bad: i mean it depends on your definition of “getting caught” but yes
wait it’s a definite yes lmao whoops
What I’m really bad at
everything probably lol
but specifically lying i guess
What my greatest achievements are
choreographing modern with chris in march and it went really well i was so proud of my dancers
idk if this counts but this past year i partied with some of our schools football players and lydia paek told me that she wants some of my butt so basically i’ve peaked
The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
honestly idk, i probably agreed with them
What I’d do if I won in a lottery
pay off my loans/ debt
pay off my mom and brothers’ debt
get my mom a house and vacation to the phillipines cause she really wants to go
get my mates gifts
invest
What do I like about myself
uuuuummmmmmmm
My closest Tumblr friend
idk lol
Any question you’d like?
lol welp
Are you outgoing or shy?
in the middle i guess but probably more on the outgoing side
What kind of people are you attracted to?
attractive people with nice smiles i guess??
Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
lmfao god no
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
nah but it depends on the context
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my mom and brother??
What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“rip”
What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
eric nam - honestly
amine - heebiejeebies
hyorin - dally
blackpink - ddu du ddu du idk how its spelled
john mayer - new light
hayley kiyoko - what i need
cardi b - i like it
yoon mi rae’s entire gemini 2 album
this is more than five i know but theyre all bops and u should listen to them if you havent already
Do you like it when people play with your hair?
yes but only if i know them
Do you think there is life on other planets?
yes, even if it’s just bacteria
Do you like bubble baths?
no i actually really dont like baths
Do you like your neighbors?
i dont really know them
Where would you like to travel?
korea/ asia
Favorite part of your daily routine?
talking to my mates
What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
which part aren’t i uncomfortable with lmao
What do you do when you wake up?
turn off my alarm or look at my phone usually
Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
well my arms got tanner cause i drive with my arm out the window so i wish my arms were lighter so it would match the rest of my body again lol
Do you ever want to get married?
lmfao can we not talk about future commitments?
cause no probably not
If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
do u mean is my hair long enough? cause yes
Would you rather live without TV or music?
tv
Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
yeah when i was like 12
What are your favorite stores to shop in?
forever21, and h&m probably
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
it depends on the situation
Do you smile at strangers?
sometimes
Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
well i mean the cat is already out of the fucking bag for the one thing (well one of the things) i was desperately trying to hide soooooo
Ever wished you were someone else?
when i was younger but not in recent years
Favourite makeup brand?
for foundation i like fenty and tarte
for lipstick smashbox and i also liked kat vond but she is against vaccienes sooooooo
Last thing you ate?
chips lol
Ever won a competition? For what?
idk
Ever been in love?
i thought i was but eehhh i dont know anymore oh well
Facebook or Twitter?
twitter
Twitter or Tumblr?
i use twitter more so twitter
Are you watching tv right now?
nah
What colour are your towels?
white
Favourite ice cream flavour?
i dont have a favorite
First person you talked to today?
uummmm my mom?
Last person you talked to today?
chris
Name a person you hate?
i dont hate people but im really pissed with justin rn
Name a person you love?
my mom
Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
fuCKING JUSTIN
Do you tan a lot?
lmao no
Have any pets?
yes and i love him
Do you type fast?
eh its a moderate speed
Do you regret anything from your past?
lmao yepppp
Ever broken someone’s heart?
oooohhhhhhh boy, yeah kind of....
Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
no
Is cheating ever okay?
on people, no
Do you believe in true love?
idk
What your zodiac sign?
gemini
Do you believe in ghosts?
i answered this already
Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“geeky mathematician with a master’s degree. By contrast, when he” from the simpsons and their mathematical secrets :D
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July 28, 2020
it’s been over two years since my last entry. so much has changed. to update March 8 2018 me:
you give up on job searching atm until 4/24/18. that’s when you start reaching out to all the promotion companies from kucr. planetary was the other promotion company you remembered besides terrorbird. cirstina was super nice and chill and said they just wrapped internships for the summer but to inquire again for the fall.
you wait those months while still working at mcdonalds. you get good at it and things are second nature to you. you still have moments where you storm out, but you get better at controlling your temper.
you check back in august and cristina says there are positions open in the fall. it was pretty easy as they accepted you right away. you do this bat shit crazy thing where you try to balance the two. planetary internship Tuesday Thursday Friday and McDonald’s the rest of the days. you even do opening shift during the weekends (4am-12pm).
you’re mostly quiet during your internship. you participate in riyl’s. you mainly talk to cristina while mailing. you don’t open up much until hayoung joins in november i think. mcdonalds is the same as usual, but your sleep schedule’s FUKED UP.
you hear in december that maria (who worked in publicity) is quitting. cristina encourages you to apply. you talk with adam and the interview tbh goes horribly. not like you didn’t have anything to say, but everything you said was wrong LOL. you also talk to george and ben and they lay out what press does but you dont catch any of that.
christmas office party happens and you drink a lot. you open up a lot to EVERYONE, iNCLUDING BEN about your love life (embarrassing) you’re obviously too drunk to drive home, but you stay over the night with nik and alison (goth bless their souls)
you check in with adam on the position occasionally until feb. 2019 when he breaks the bad news. the position’s filled. like how can you be surprised? but you’re still upset. you’re able to turn this as a positive to use your experiences to boost your resume.
you continue to work at mcdonalds and interview at places until you get a random email from adam exactly one year after you first emailed cristina about the internship. adam offers you the job. ofc you accept. you quit mcdonalds and start with planetary on may 1.
learning publicity is one hell of a learning curve. heck, you’re still learning how to do shit even now. but you’re thrown on the deep end with Luna. not your fault. not totally kristen’s fault. but that was a crazy client.
anyways, your sleep schedule’s still fucked up because of your commute. but at least you have free weekends now!
some highlights of 2019: you finally get a macbook! but you have a galaxy s9 as a phone lmfao. placements in The Line of Best Fit and Paste! you get absolutely entranced with warehouse raves. you literally go to at least once a month. falling in love with queen of jeans and linking up with their publicist Jamie Coletta (she’s super cool and the best at the game), going on two (2) dates with a really nice girl named sara. you got in your head and probably fucked that up. but it really wasn’t the time. christmas party 2019. same shenanigans but this time you don’t drink as much. you really look for places to move out to with ryan and he finds a house that angeli and linda live. two people are moving out and the rooms go for $500 and $600. you get the $500 room and are set to move in on Feb 16 2020. news of a disease called coronavirus is first detected in china. this will be important later.
oh 2020. what a shite year. if i told myself the things i’ll write down below i would not believe it. but here it is. everything that has happened so far in 2020:
first cases of coronavirus appear in washington on january. you’re not too concerned about it.
you’re working this country artist aminah hughes and land a placement in american songwriter for January 31 (1st time!). there are some issues and they post it one day later, but you weren’t as attentive as you should’ve been over the weekend.
adam talks to you about it the following monday (2/3) in a really calm matter but you beat yourself up over it. so much so that on your way home, you totally don’t notice a pedestrian crossing galloping hills and eucalyptus and run them over. everything feels like a blur, but you’re able to talk to the police, karen, and kimberly (state farm) about it. you take tuesday-thursday off.
you move in (night before you saw bored lord and octo octa until 3am wtf). you don’t have a car (for obvious reasons), but you’re able to commute to work via bus/subway (which you would’ve done anyway cause you love public transportation lol)
you’re able to return to normal life mostly until middle march. cases of the newly named COVID-19 have spread throughout the united states and you hear of workspaces transitioning over to work from home operations. planetary soon follows suit. our last day in the office is march 13.
literally the week after you start wfh animal crossing new horizons comes out. that keeps you busy for like two, three months tops. it’s also a nice way to keep in touch with friends.
your first therapy session happens on march 31. you’re able to talk about the accident, but it’s quickly directed to self-esteem. it’s an ongoing process, but you’re slowly advancing. it’s not linear, but it’s better than doing nothing.
Bandcamp establishes “Bandcamp Day”, 24 hour periods in which the site’s share of profits go directly to artists/labels. Started in April, will continue through the end of 2020. All the money I would normally spend on concerts goes here now. That and I fall to the hands of food delivery apps (door dash wins)
your campaign with Atta Boy gets going. first track premieres at Atwood Magazine (2nd time! [1st time was with sophia st. helen, another awesome client]). band’s super happy about it (even mr. josh brolin himself gave a shout out [bias ofc]). by the end of may you land their second single on THE MOTHERFUCKING FADER (1ST TIME OBVIOUSLY).
everything else is going surprisingly well for the most part (except for elp, but i don’t wanna talk about those fucking idiots) despite the ever-changing landscape of music journalism. huge blogs are letting people go while smaller sites are remaining mostly the same.
On May 25, George Floyd is murdered by Minneapolis police which sparks the biggest wave of activity in the Black Lives Matter movement since Michael Brown’s death in 2014. organizing/activism is still going on to this day (7/28).
For me personally, I’m making a conscious effort to highlight Black artists on my Bandcamp days and general sharing of music. I also joined a book club (6/18) and read “Are Prisons Obsolete” in its entirety. We’re currently reading a comic series called Bitch Planet. Deep and meaningful conversations.
the family hears news of Lola’s declining health. June 23rd (Manila time) is the day she passes away. We’re all able to say our last goodbyes via facebook video call. this is the first time i see my dad cry.
funeral takes place on june 27th. we’re able to partake in the ceremony via zoom. the first and only funeral i “attended” online (so far).
I start “fixing” myself physically. I went to physical therapy from 6/8-7/7. the exercises do wonders to my knees (ty dr. bailey!). also saw a dermatologist on 7/10. really quick appt. kinda felt rushed imo, but i was given a special sunscreen that works so far? also recommended otc meds like claritin.
ended campaign with atta boy. really sad to see them go. currently coordinating with their new managers on a possible podcast and press setup.
and that’s pretty much it! it’s a lot of shit, i know, but it happened all within 2 years. overall i’d say we were pretty successful in finding a big-girl job and MOVING OUT, WHICH I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LMFAO. as for the shit you were hung up on with angelica, you’re so much better now, but you think about the good memories from time to time. sometimes it gets you down, but you’re thankful for the memories (come through fallout boy LMFAO AHAHA FALLOUT AMIRIGHT) and you learned from your mistakes. maybe it will be another two years before i leave another update, might be less, might be more.
but i’m extremely proud at how far i’ve come.
im proud of you, me.
#personal#do people still tag personal stuff as personal?#do people still read tags the way they do?#or is it just for clout chasing now. idk
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i talked to my dad just now, and got the opportunity to finally yell about how angry i am and get some unspoken thoughts out there and its not fun to read but i gotta have this out somewhere
basically i am so mad
after 22 years of being perpetually fearful, to the point where my therapist asked if i was abused as a child and i had to tell him that no, i really HAVE been scared of literally everything for as long as i can remember, i was finally feeling ok for a bit.
as long as i can remember, according to my mom even when i was 3 years old, ive been planning what to do if my parents died as long as i can remember, i cry at least once a week at night thinking about my mom’s eventual death, i have months where i cry every day i have never been able to fully enjoy a holiday, or a vacation, because theres always been a voice in my head saying “this will all be over someday” as a 8yo kid i told myself to not get too close to my parents because they’d die someday and i’d rather be less sad than have a bond with them (luckily they did not let this happen) at around 17 i started checking all the doors at night to see if they were properly locked. i checked every room in the house to see if there werent any serial killers hiding. i checked on my parents room every night to see if they havent suddenly had a heart attack. i havent stopped i feel uncomfortable going to bed before my mom because im scared that if i leave her alone in the living room at night she’ll die every day i look at my family and am scared they’ll have a seizure and just die in front of me ive had nightmares about my parents killing me for not being good enough for as long as i can remember
so YEA ive got abandonment issues
these extent, in a lesser manner, to relationships im always waiting for someone to cheat on me, suddenly leave me, for me to do something wrong, for them to just randomly die, and past experiences have all reinforced this. ive been dumped a week before/after my birthday 3 times, all of those i was cheated on by 2 different people, all of those were abusive. besides that, ive been a victim of sexual abuse by someone else, who also mentally abused me and his other gf at the time (poly relationship). she had been with him for 2 years and was at the point that he’d just disregard her feelings and wishes in the relationship all the time and whenever it happened she’d just shut down. i was going down that road but ended it at some point, luckily.
now after years and years of working on myself, after working towards art school for years and trying to fix my issues and grow as a person despite the difficulties (and coming to the conclusion that some things, like things caused by my autism/add, are inherent neurological differences that will always be there), i was there. i aced school, i felt so good about my art and my life, the speech my teachers gave me literally made the star student of my class say that he felt like he had to applaud me, i was in a happy relationship which was stable with someone who constantly told me and showed me how much he loved me
it lasted for 6 weeks. i got to feel good for 6 weeks. i got to feel what its like, for me, to have a minimal amount of fear and to have a stable future in front of me
and then, 2 days before the new school year (which i was already slightly nervous for) starts, i get fucking punched in the face by a “ive always had doubts so im breaking up with you” by someone who told me i was the best thing thats ever happened to him less than a week before that. someone who told me he loved me 2 days before that, someone who said he couldnt wait to see me again a day before that, sending me heart emojis and kissy faces and stuff
and then he also told me i “should have seen it coming”, and in hindsight, yes i should have, because why would the universe let me be happy for more than 6 weeks? of course it wont. it never has and it fucking wont
maybe next time ill get a whole 9 weeks of feeling stable and secure, lmfao. im just done trying.
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1-140 question meme
wait you want me to do all of them?? Ok I guess (that actually makes me kinda happy lol)
3 Fears losing people, never getting away from home, and that everyone hates me
3 things I love music, reading, writing
2 turns on intelligence, muscular, socialism
2 turns off misogyny, speech impediments, capitalism
My best friend @queercedricdiggory
Sexual orientation not sure tbh. Maybe pan? Maybe lesbian? Who can say. Not me.
How tall am I 5′ 2 3/4″
What do I miss right now my friend Shannon who doesn’t want anything to do with me anymore
Favourite color purple
Do I have a crush yes
Favourite place nature. there’s a brook in the woods at the bottom of the hill I live on. its magical.
What am I listening to right now my spotify playlist “A Very Specific Mood Brought To You By Probably Non-Lesbian Lesbian Icons” currently Mitski’s “A Horse Named Cold Air”
Shoe size 6.5 usually
Eye color cockroach brown
Hair color brown/black (ft hidden rainbow)
Meaning behind my URL oh god I was like 15 when I made it so tesseract from the first avengers but tessaract bc my name is tessa, and wasp bc she was my favorite marvel character.
Favourite song favorite song????? uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh right now probably Mitski’s “Pink in the Night”
Favourite band pdofjsodifjolikdsjf uhm IDK my top artists rn are Mitski, Hozier and Florence + The Machine
How I feel right now frustrated.
Someone I love @azirahell
My current relationship status single and READY to flaMINGLE
My relationship with my parents hahahahahahahah better than most I guess. But strained af atm
Favourite season SPRING
Tattoos and piercing i have navel and ear piercings
Tattoos and piercing i want WAY more ear piercings, I wanna get that custom “constellation piercing” thing but $$$$ also tattoos for each of my immediate family members (so far a turtle and elephant on opposite ankles, a power symbol on the back of my neck probably, an origami rose on one tricep, a wolf silhouette on the other)
The reasons I joined Tumblr fandom probably? and peer pressure. thx nadia
Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? only when Im actively texting someone when we go to bed
Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I dont know have you? (Im kidding, I think I have tho)
How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? depends on where Im going. Anywhere from 5 mins to like 1.5 hrs lmao. But on average, probably 20 mins
Have you shaved your legs in the past three days? I haven’t shaved my legs in the past three years
Where am I right now? My living room
Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD
Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yes
Am I excited for anything? not really atm
Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? if by sex you mean gender then yes
How often do I wear a fake smile? lmao all the fuckin time
If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? wow uuhhhhhhh I dont know! maybe Lana Parrilla lmao idk honestly!
What do I think about most? how much i suck lmfao
Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? I guess behind, but I dont mind being in front
What was the last lie I told? oh god Im taking care of my little siblings i have no idea
Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? depends on the person but usually video chatting
Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? no, yes
Do I believe in magic? not really
Do I believe in luck? depends on the day
What’s the weather like right now? warm. It’s almost 80, but its getting dark out so it feels nice.
What was the last book I’ve read? rn Im in the middle of Scythe by Neal Shusterman (bc hes putting my name in the third book in the series!!)
Do I have any nicknames? Tess, T, T-Cake, Tessticle
Do I spend money or save it? SPEND lmao
Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no
Favourite animal? hmmm I guess dog
What was I doing last night at 12 AM? lying on the couch on tumblr
What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? oh boy idk
What is my favorite word? people have favorite words?
My top 5 blogs on tumblr bruh idk I dont pay attention to anything
If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? be fucking decent already
Do I have any relatives in jail? not at the moment that Im aware of
What is my current desktop picture? Thranduil Tauriel and Legolas lol
Had sex? depends on ur definition
Bought condoms? GLOW IN THE DARK
Gotten pregnant? nope
Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no
Had job? yes
Smoked weed? yes
Smoked cigarettes? no
Drank alcohol? yes
Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no
Been overweight? technically I think? But not really
Been underweight? yes
Gotten my heart broken? yes
Been to prom? yes
Been in airplane? well yea but I was 4 so I dont remember it so I dont count it
Learned another language? bruh i tried
Wore make up? yes
Dyed my hair? yes
Had a surgery? yes
Met someone famous? yes
Stalked someone on a social network? who hasnt??
Been fishing? yeah but I dont really remember it
Been rejected by a crush? yes
What do I want for birthday? Idk dude thats so far away
Do I like my handwriting? sometimes
Where do I want to live when older? i have no idea
Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? never snuck out but yeah Ive been caught doing “anything bad”
What I’m really bad at everything lmao. Sports I guess
What my greatest achievments are my writing probably
The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me one time when I was like 14 my mom and I were arguing and she told me it wouldnt be long before I was selling myself on the streets of new york
What I’d do if I won in a lottery ugh pay off my debt and buy a few of the things i want the most
What do I like about myself hairrr
My closest Tumblr friend like tumblr-only? probably leakedinlondon bc shes the only person ive ever talked to on tumblr lmao
Any question you’d like? what
Are you outgoing or shy? yes
What kind of people are you attracted to? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ femme wlw mostly i guess???
Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? no but i wish
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? no
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my friend Kate who lives in AZ now :(
What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Yeah I just did, nothing yet”
What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Mitski, “Nobody” Florence + The Machine, “Grace” Hozier, “Wasteland, Baby” Mitski, “Pink in the Night” Mitski, “Strawberry Blond” in no particular order
Do you like it when people play with your hair? YESS
Do you think there is life on other planets? yes
Do you like bubble baths? yes but has tiny tub :(
Do you like your neighbors? i dont really know most of them but the ones I do, yeah for the most part
Where would you like to travel? All over the place, but Cuba more than anything
Favorite part of your daily routine? cuddling w my doogggggg
What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? muffin toppp
What do you do when you wake up? try to go back to sleep
Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? yes
Do you ever want to get married? idk maybe
If your hair long enough for a pony tail? lmao yea????
Would you rather live without TV or music? TV
Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yea
What are your favorite stores to shop in? theres this little like toy store but it has so many funny or adult things that I love. Its called Play
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? not everyone
Do you smile at strangers? usually
Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? only in my dreams (like literally, I dont want ppl to know what I did in my dreams)
Ever wished you were someone else? always
Favourite makeup brand? dont have one
Last thing you ate? chicken and pasta
Ever won a competition? For what? yeah, a writing competition
Ever been in love? i dont know
Facebook or Twitter? facebook
Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr
Are you watching tv right now? no
What colour are your towels? purple
Favourite ice cream flavour? cookies and cream
First person you talked to today? my lil brother Ben
Last person you talked to today? talking to both my lil sibs rn
Name a person you hate? fucking CHRIS
Name a person you love? Rebecca <3 ( @parkour-margaret)
Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? chris always
Do you tan a lot? BURNN
Have any pets? FOUR
Do you type fast? relatively yeah
Do you regret anything from your past? OH yeah
Ever broken someone’s heart? idk
Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? YUP
Is cheating ever okay? it really depends on the situation but 98% of the time no
Do you believe in true love? yeah. but not just one. everyone can have more than one
What your zodiac sign? aries
Do you believe in ghosts? this question was already asked? no
Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “‘Never mind, do not weep,’ answered the frog, ‘I can help you, but”
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Bitching about stupid passive agressive family shit under the cut. Like if you read
Anyway, my fucking mom left the fucking garage door open without my knowledge and my dad accused me of doing it and now wants me to check the garage door too. And I'm like...wow...it would be cool if everyone checked this stuff and not just me. And he starts mocking me and condescending to me because I dont want to do a door and window check every single night before I go to bed, all over the house, up and downstairs! Like I don't want to be responsible for it! Sorry! I don't want to be yelled at when I inevitably forget or am too tired to do it! Just have ppl...shut the fucking doors...when they go through them!! Maybe!!! Instead of treating me like garabge because I didn't want to do something stupid that you asked me to do!!!!!!
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i saw only a few draws of yanya but i want to know more about him :
kicks the door in WELL my friend ur in LUCK bc i have a LOT of shit abt yanya to talk abt
let’s kick it off with his backstory SHALL WE
so ! yanyas a lil kitsune boi raised in a little village in the outskirts of karnosea on famia, we dont have a name for it yet its not important w/e ANYWAY
he was BORN in a bigger town in central karnosea which i also dont have a name for but its also not important, what IS important is that he was a happy lil gremlin for most of his little babby years until he hit about elementary school where all the other kids’ parents started teaching them to be racist towards orcs and kitsunes and lizardfolk n shit! so they started being little shits towards him. which made him not like being in fox shape around them anymore. or in general.
so when his mums, shiranuit, a kitsune barbarian, and resnerina, a half-orc witch, were like “fuck that shit,” they moved away to that much smaller settlement, made up almost Entirely of rarer races like catfolk and wyvaran, and also orcs and ogres and stuff yea
and things were p alright! yanyas mums love him Very Much ok i love them and i love him and they all love each other. shiranuit works as a weaponsmith, and resnerina works as a luthier. so when u mashed their work together, u got yanya, a skald, or Basically a rage bard, who makes all his weapons and instruments, bc he makes his weapons into instruments, and vice versa.
his first weapon in game was a heavy mace that doubled as a guitar! it was crafted from metal ofc but its body was in the shape of a cow skull bc that shit’s metal. on one side was the guitar all strung up, and on the other he’d flip it around and it’s just Covered in spikes for him to beat the shit out of whatever 8)c
he uses his music to express himself. even with cure and mending magic, destroying things and lashing out and being aggressive all the time doesn’t make him feel good, so he’ll usually just turn to screaming out some sick tunes instead. his music’s very important to him.
moving back to early life however! he moved on through school pretty easy. i mean. not Entirely too easily bc the boy’s dumb as a brick so w/e he just. he didnt flunk out at the very least ok Cs get degrees anyway
and when he was abt.. 16, 17, he met ash! his first..and Only girly friend who’s also a kitsune, and a gunslinger! between the two of them, she’s kind of.. the ‘brains’ but. even then she’s not like, super smart. it’s just.. not hard to be smarter than yanya w/ that sweet 7 WIS and 10 INT score lmfao. she’s plenty clever tho!
around this time yanya and ash didn’t go to school, they travelled around their local part of karnosea causing a little trouble here and there bc well. they’re of chaotic alignment. however! chaotic good alignment, so they really only gave hell to..racists 8) .. bc fuck em
the thing is though, while yanya had two mums that loved him a lot, ash didn’t. she had one mum that sucked a bunch and constantly berated her, and yanya knew, it was partially why they spent so much time just carting around wildly, having fun, bc yanya knew she deserved better!
as a side note, karnosea is neighboring artorias, which is the Big Capital of famia, where Queen Azaroa has opened a bard college! probably the best and most chattered abt all over the world tbh. you can bet yanya’s heard of it by now, being as musically inclined as he is, and has always sort of dreamed of going there.. but shit, he and his fam ain’t making that kind of money, lmfao
but! it just so happens, as rumors say, there’s a new scholarship surfacing, offered specifically to members of more. rare races, such as kitsunes! yanya can’t lie about his interest being piqued..
but the thing was, from 16 going on 18, he was sort of perfectly happy and content just travelling around like a rascal with ash, because they were best friends!! and having fun!! and without yanya, he thought ash would be all alone with her fuckin mean ass mum!! he didn’t want that, and also that bard college is probably overrated anyway, whatever..
ash’s mum isn’t having any of it, wtf ash is happy??
the second ash and yanya get back home from whatever little bout of travel they were on, ash’s mum goes on a tirade at ash about how she’s dragging yanya down and holding him back, how she’s not good enough for him, etc.. so ash panics, because she knows he isn’t going to leave her unless she makes him never wanna see her again.
so! that same day, ash tells yanya about. how she’s been cheating on him the whole time. laughs in his face. tells him he should’ve expected it, kitsunes are known for being tricksters, liars after all!
he’s heartbroken.. so he leaves for artorias in a shocked daze probably not a full 12 hr later
and he gets accepted to the college!
ofc being kinda poor and rough around the edges, it’s not without it’s fair share of. snooty ass rich kids being assholes, which is whatever. turns out tho, some of those rich kids are from karnosea! so because yanyas as subtle as an airhorn, rumors about him not being human spread. guess who gets to deal with racist school peers all over again! yaaaay
it’s not totally bleak, though. at college yanya met jonavahn, neyla, pazzoch, and a bunch of the other rare-race scholarship kids and they all form their own little nestled group of friends :’>
soo because yanya’s fuckin shit at like, learning, he like, does kind of piss poor in all the actual study-centric classes lmfao. but! he’s fantastic at the physical side of things–he excels with playing instruments and melee fighting, because it’s less read-a-book-and-study and more muscle memory and physical training and practice, ofc. he just barely graduated bc getting half amazing grades and half shitty grades only balances out to so much, but dAMMIT HE DID IT
so when he graduates, he goes back home for a little bit. im sure while he was at college, he managed to visit his mums back at karnosea for a little bit on breaks, but. just the idea of going back to karnosea, just knowing that. it’s where ash was. it made it a lot harder in practice than it was in theory for him lmfao.
but being back home, getting to see him mums again! it makes him really happy! because his mums love him a lot !!! and love and support him a shit ton!! they’re so proud! look at their son that graduated from the artorian queen’s bard college! holy shit!!
yanya realizes sometimes that he takes his mums for granted.. they’ve always been there to makes him feel like everything’s ok. and they do a damn good job of it!
a fun fact! lershe, my old incompetence quest 1 character, is a half-orc monk–by the end of iq1, he became a lycanthrope (this was in dnd 3.5, so monks could still get infected by lycanthropy), and also a lvl 30 minor deity lmfao
lershe was separated from his dad, who was raising him on his own, at a v young age. at the end of iq1, lershe sought him out, found him again, and found out that he’d started a new family with a new wife! and tbh lershe met his mum in iq1 he could not be happier for his dad lmfao. but they have a daughter! so lershe has a little half-sister! and that little half-sister is resnerina!
because lycanthropes and kitsunes share a sort of similar ability in changing shape ya kno yeah, when yanya was a little kid, lershe was still “alive” as a mortal half-orc (lershe put off accepting that he was an immortal deity for a long time) and. was a big inspiration for yanya, naturally. these kids and people were giving him shit for being able to change shape into something that resembled an animal, but his uncle lershe can do it to, and HE’S a god!! so whatever!!
anyway so iq2 started off by all the characters running into each other in a little town in karnosea and some shit abt a cave off the outskirts of town getting ransacked by mercenaries or smth, idr
a little before then our DM said txeru and yanya were going to enter town together, and aria and karrina were going to enter town together, and we could come up w/ whatever reason why they’d end up together so txeru and yanya met first actually, just outside on town in a little tavern where they. probably got into a little scuffle just bc bar fights are fun. who cares. its fine.
its ironic bc right now, in game, txeru and yanya are fucking pissed at each other! and its great. the drama is clearing my skin. my crops are prospering.
basically txeru is a kasatha, an alien race not native to famia, and he’s come to famia trying to hide from two .. sort of alien police that’re after him for all the petty crimes he’s done. thing is, these two Very Specific alien cops are after him because. he kinda. was romantically involved with Both of them, one being his partner in crime and the other being of kasathan royalty–when he was backed into a corner and about to get caught he kind of ditched his partner and left the noble out high and dry so they’re both PISSED at him
they recently made their way to famia and found txeru, and after we TURNED TAIL AND RAN THE FUCK OFF from them, txeru explained his story
having his heart fucking shattered by ash, yanya kinda wasn’t super happy to find out txeru was a heart-shattering asshole himself!
so he DECKED HIM IN THE FACE and hadn’t spoken a kind word to him in like, a week
NOW they’re talking, it’s just. every word they say to each other is some variant of “fuck you” and atm we’re waiting for a boiling point to hit to see if they’ll kiss and make up or if they’re just gonna have to hate each other! 8) im so excited
meanwhile this entire time, we’re level 10 right now. so half way to the capstone level 20.
yanya still hasn’t formally revealed that he’s a kitsune to anyone in the group. but! as i said. the boy’s subtle as a brick thrown through a window. he’s slipped up enough times in his human disguise for just about everyone in the party to catch just a little something being off about him, but since most of the party is from artorias, away from the rarer races of karnosea, not everyone knows what a kitsune is
BUT we HAVE met a kitsune in game! madame fouxy (blame my dm for that name), but even then she only shifted from an actual fox shape to anthro fox shape, not to human shape. so they’re still unaware that kitsunes can even do that atm, meaning yanya’s ruse is hanging on by a thread lmfao
he’d just come out and say it bc he’s well aware everyone’s probably seen through him by now, but. it’s suppose to be a secret. knowing that everyone knows doesn’t make him wanna tell it, it makes him wanna convince everyone they’re wrong, even though they’re right, and he doesn’t like lying ,and if everyone’s already figured it out already, then he’s not doing a good job at keeping his own damn secrets, which freaks him out, and… etc
yanya’s favorite colors are red and blue, his favorite food is smoked rabbit, he’s 6′2″ flat on his heels in human shape, but he’s wearing stilettos bc he’s use to toe walking in fox-shape, which usually puts him up to about 6′4″, 6′5″..
he’s got a shit ton of muscle, and he eats a lot to keep up his energy! so he has his fair share of fat w a soft belly. he weighs probably anywhere from 250-300 bc im not good w weights lmfao
he has a total of.. 14 piercings, four on each ear, one on each eyebrow, two on his lips, one on his nose, and one on his tongue, almost all of which he got at the bard college lmfaoo
atm at level 10, he has 5 tails! only one spell-like ability from them, however, which is disguise self.
he knows how to sew!
he has a fear of mirrors and heights.
it’s less a ‘fear’ and more. he doesn’t like looking at himself in the mirror, practically can’t stand it when he’s in human shape. seeing his human face all he can think is “liar, liar, liar” because that’s not his ‘real’ face. seeing his fox face he’s only reminded how much fewer people would rather see him this way. if he has to, he’ll much prefer looking at his fox face, however.
AND I THINK..THAT MAY JUST COVER IT..if it’s not everything it’s Pretty close, and if i come up w anything new ur probably gonna see me draw it at some point LMFAO
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER 6.07
AHHH OMG, I was out all day & Actually MISSED the NEW episode like wtfff?!!? it was TOrture!! & I literally had to delete twitter and Tumblr off my phone because the devil himself would’ve tempted me lmfao😭 I love spoilers but not when everyone has seen the episode but me! it’s okay though I had some rum chata to distract me lol, which is just rum and horchata which is the Hispanic version of Horlicks so, At least I was in the CtM Spirit 🙃
Anyway I’m finally getting to watch it so here we go ..
shit I’m so nervous and I haven’t pressed play
why is my heart beating so fast omg
i usually skip the intro but I’m legit not ready
PHYLLIS !! 💕
damn Vanessa already hinting at what’s to come
Baby Susan so precious omg!!
No lie one of the prettiest babies I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen lots of ugly babies and lots of cute babies, I’m qualified to judge.
“Courage and resilience will matter most of all” 😭😭ahh omg
My spirit animal and campion Phyllis deserves nothing but the best I’m not ready to see her hurt
SHELAGH GETTING EXAMINED 😭😭💕💕 MY HEART IS BURSTING & her belly is so big omg!
CRYING SHE STILL CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING ME EITHER BBY 😭 like holy shit I’m still not over it.
But I’m going to binge series 6 with my mother when I’m home Saturday and can’t wait for her to watch because she wanted to see shelagh have a baby & also she doesn’t know what tf has happened 😭😭😂 it’s been a crazy series! She will be s h o o k
“I know I’m just not a very relaxed sort of person” SAME but BBY RELAX 😭💕
LOL I WOULDNT HAVE READ IT EITHER
That was a cute moment with Babs and Shelagh!! But still wish it was w/ Trixie though 🙁 also it didn’t seem like a “heart to heart”? was it supposed to or was I expecting too much
Aw Rhoda 💔
what a ignorant ass teacher though, I’ll FIGHT HER REAL QUICK
BOY OR GIRL??? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW UGH WHAT IS BABY TURNER??!
ugh Shelagh and Patrick’s faces 😫 I hope they don’t feel guilty for having a baby
But also why does shelagh have to keep wearing the same things lol, I feel cheated of all the cute maternity looks she could’ve served instead
“Having to explain” poor Mrs Antoine UGH THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY, THERE’S NOTHING TO BE EXPLAINED I’m mixed, Hispanic and white not black and white but still my dad is tan & we’ve been places where people have given my parents the dirtiest looks and have heard a nasty comment or two & it BOILS MY BLOOD
Omg the Antoine boys are precious
TRIXIE 😍😍 my bby looks good!
PHYLLIS IN TROUSERS HELL YES
UM VALARIE CAN U NOT BE RACIST
I swear if she says anything more I’ll lose my shit
“No one can really choose who they fall in love with” BLESS U DEELS
Bless Phyllis for making sure those cubs don’t grow up to be as ignorant as their parents
“I surmise the puller of teeth is intended to admire it” SISTER MJ IS A GEM
LOL SISTER J WANTS HIM TO COME THROUGH
SISTER WINIFRED WITH ANOTHER PRICELESS FACE IM DEAD
A bassoon? Lmaoo what the actual fuck Tim
Oh it’s for girls ofc LOL give him a girlfriend already, I’d get such a kick out of it. & Patrick could make another dad joke and say like take a lesson from me I legit beat God over a woman’s heart
The Mullucks fam 😭
Patrick with Susan omg aww
Trixie looking like a b a b e I’m dead 😍
“You’ll look like you’re trying to hard” DELIA HAHA OMG SHE GETS LIKE ONE MIN OF SCREEN TIME BUT SHE ALWAYS HAS GOOD LINES
I need Trixie’s everything, no joke. HOW
But I’m dying my hair blonder this week don’t play
Ah my bby shelagh again 😍💕
I feel so sorry for Patrick like this wasn’t your fault
LMAO SISTER WINIFRED CANT CONCENTRATE IN COMPLINE SHE IS ANNOYINGLY PRECIOUS
She’s scared to take her driving test aw 😂😂 same like I have my permit but I’m scared to fail the actual driving test
“Oh I have a soft spot for the Antoines” PHYLLIS TIENE UN GRAN COROZON 😭
Omg Mr and Mrs Antoine are so cute too, dios te bendiga 😰
Christopher being a flake wtf no me gusta
Sister W is in on the drama like Sister B was, am I right??
LMAO HER RUN
Prosthetics are so wild, my abuelo has a prosthetic leg and I was so interested when he first got it. But also I’m going to hell for being evil because I joke around way too much when he’s extra senile
“People call my kids hair frizzy, but I think it’s beautiful” MY HEART😭💔 literally my mom was the same with me. Defensive over my curls - even tho my hair is frizzy sometimes😭
The song though, took me a second to process but that’s my bby shelagh’s song ?? Ummm wut
lol sister Winifred hella late, let me guess this will make her want to drive?
this prosthetic place is so great wow omg
damn it Bernie
PHYLLIS LOVES THIS FAMILY AND I LOVE THEM ALL OMG 😭😭
GET THE RUM ! or I will lol
ah never mind
LOL SISTER W AGAIN & PHYLLIS SHAKING HER HEAD
the question is, does/has sister Winifred drink/drank ? she seems like a light weight
fuck is this when it’s gonna happen
I’M NOT READY DAMN IT
damn Bernie..
UGH MY HEART IS RACING IM SO ANXIOUS AND SCARED AHJXKWLXM
HOLY SHIT OMGGGG
THAT WAS SO HARD AHH OMGG
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
Phyllis is in shock o h m y g o d
I can’t process this either
OMG I CANT DEAL
PHYLLIS IS SOBBING, IM SOBBING WTFFFF OMGG 😭😰😰😰💔💔💔
MY FUCKING HEART
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO OMG
AW SISTER W ASWELL UGH WTF I SHOULDNT FEEL SO MUCH
LMAO OMG THANK U FOR COMIC RELIF
TIM SUCKS LMAO stick to the damn piano boy
PATRICK AND SHELAGH GIGGLING OMG MY HEART IS OKAY NOW 😭😭💕💕
SHELAGH AND PATRICK BEING SO CUTE IM CRYING
DAMN THALIDOMIDE
DAMN THAT CAR UGH
DAMN IT ALL
LOW FUCKING BLOW BERNIE THAT WAS NOT HER FAULT
BABS TRYING TO COMFORT PHYLLIS IM CRYING AGAIN
SHE IS SO HURT, I AM SO HURT, IM A BLOODY MESS OF TEARS. IM SOBER AND SAD NOW & THERE’S MASCARA In MY CONTACT LENS & MY 3yr OLD GREMLIN LITTLE COUSIN IS KICKING ME (lol he’s laying next to me)
AND CARRIE CRYING NOW OMGGG NO LENNY WONT DIE STOP
“That lovely gp of yours” lol does everyone have a crush on Dr Turner but me? Lol don’t come @ me pls I’m sorry I know people love him 😭😭 Im here for Christopher and Tom But He is handsome, just in an older man way Lmaoo guess it’s cause he could be my dad 😂 lol he’s older than my dad
I’d take him as a sugar daddy real quick though. I need my tuition paid and he is so sweet😏 😭😂
So it was a scarf, hmm I thought trixie was gonna find like stockings or something
“Not Hermès but something very like it” lol how does Trixie know what Hermès feels like on a nurses salary?
Valarie is on my nerves & she’s had like 2 mins of screen time Lmaoo I’ve liked her until this episode. I hope they don’t ruin her for me
“But I’m a member of the institute of advanced motorists” UGH PHYLLIS IS A GEM WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS !! SHE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE ALWAYS, SHE ALWAYS DOES GOOD WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO HER?
Aw Sister Winifred
Oh Rhoda 💔💔she’s such a great mother
MY HEART, THEY WERE WALKING AWAY FROM BEING TEASED
BLAME THE RACISTS, IT IS ALWAYS A VALID BLAME
YES PHYLLIS IS A GOOD WOMAN! 😭😭
Tom trying to comfort Phyllis😭😭
“You’re fond of your meat, and our views on God and His existence are divergent to say the least, but we both follow vocations…. so if you caused harm to someone else, even inadvertently would it not make you question what everything in your life has come to stand for?” I’m c r y i n g
“I, a rational woman, have no one to question but myself” 😭💔
IM REALLY HURT
“Sometimes cheering people on the sidelines doesn’t help”
my bby killing it 😍
Why you being a flake Christopher? go ahead man tell her about your kid
BRUH YOU DONT TELL HER LIKE THAT LMAO
he’s divorced ah, thought it was out of wedlock. I don’t care though haha
NO DRINKS FOR TRIXIE, TELL HIM BBY.. in your own time of course 💕
BABY SUSAN SO PRECIOUS
Fred brought her car ugh And Phyllis is still so hurt as am I 💔
This lady is so sweet! I hope she and Rhoda become friends right now
DID SHE TAKE DISTIVAL TOO?
lol wait where are the Turners I miss them??
“.. and the words ‘Nonnatus house this is not a midwife speaking’ are most unlikely to reassure the caller” SISTER MJ!
YES SHE DID OMG. I need them to be best friends omg 💔😭
“Nothing was said, nothing was done” 💔💔
PHYLLIS LOOKING AT THE CAR
SISTER MJ IS GOING WITH HER MY HEART OMG
my heart my heart
aw the mullucks'😭 ofc IT WASNT YOUR FAULT!
SISTER MJ IS A GEM 💕😭 & PHYLLIS IS JUMPING BACK IN
TWO GEMS 😭💕 but also if this was the birth they meant that sister MJ was involved in ill be lowkey sad, but we shall see next week if she’s randomly with Shelagh when she delivers
Trixie serving more looks 😍
Aw my bby 💔does she tell him about her alcoholism at the end of this ?
Also what are we guessing about Valarie rn?? she has a secret? tragic backstory to be unlocked? what ? She gay?
Aw the mulluks’s again! All so sweet💕 & YES LYDIA BE FRIENDS
ugh Christopher looks good af😍 and that car yes
YES TRIXIE 😍 my girl looking good as well
SHE TOLD HIM 😭 IM CRYING IM SO PROUD 😭😭💕💕WHY DO I FEEL SO PROUD FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER??! I love her
Oh shit Patsy’s dad is dead. I assumed that was coming
Phyllis reassuring Delia awww
PHYLLIS BACK AT THE CUBS 😭 MY CHAMPION AND SPIRIT ANIMAL BOUNCING BACK
Lenny’s speech omg brb crying
The support group for thalidomide victims omg my heart
I was cryin before and now I’m crying more for this Irish lady
Omg side side side note there was this cute old interracial couple that seem like my parents in 20yrs in JFK yesterday that were so precious and sweet and we’re talking to me the whole time waiting at the gate & then there was this sweet Irish couple who were confused about the time difference and I helped them out and then when we landed they helped me out looking for my bag so now I have much more faith in humanity because usually the people in NYC airports are angry new yorkers who don’t care lol like me (jk)
“There’s no rule of life so simple or so true ..” 😭😢💔💖
Thank u Vanessa I’m so emotional, show me next week
Bonus: next week
OMG PHYLLIS HUGGING SHELAGH OMGGG. I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED TO SEE THIS
PHYLLIS BETTER DELIVER THE BABY I KNOW I WANTED TRIXIE BUT IT DOESNT SEEN LIKELY AND SO INEED PHYLLIS (sister J too ofc?! She was barely in this past episode)
MY BBY SHELAGH’S TUMMY IS SO BIG IN HER UNIFORM OMG SHE’S SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HER I MISSED HER THIS PAST EPISODE
BUT OH MY GOD BABY TURNER IS COMING HOLY SHIT THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HERE COMES THE PILL READY OR NOT #LETSGETIT1962
Lol oh shoot I didn’t take mine yesterday or today brb
AW DELIA
WHAT IS SIGNIFICANT ABOUT BABS SLEEPING I NEED TO KNOW
Lol idk why but even though I like Tom and Babs their relationship just doesn’t do anything for me😂😂 like I don’t give a shit? They’re cute but idk it doesn’t cut it. Like they’re just there and I’m like “aw ok”
OMG I CANT WAIT WHAT WILL HAPPEN ?! I NEED ANSWERS
I will die next week. For real.
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13. Introduce your current party.
hoo boy so we got:
-Scales
-Rhys
-Jeckyl
-Isiah
imma put the lengthy descriptions under a read more aha
Scales ((I dont think Scales even has a surname lmfao)):
-Warlock but insists that hes the party medic
-A white dragonborn that was born without scales due to a birth defect who has more than a few screws lose, calls himself a ‘doctor’ and we cant quite tell whether thats the truth or not
-Grew up in a brothel and now travels with the party to gain ‘medical knowledge’ whatever that means
-Has dissected the corpse of a literal god, harvests organs from whatever we kill and puts them all into bottles and then offers to transplant them into you if you get even remotely injured
-Is already mildly possessed but then ate some of the tentacles from a weird squid god for fun and then got DOUBLE possessed and tentacles shot out of his mouth and we had to drag him to a temple
-Something burst out of his chest one morning and now its his familiar. We were all stood at the door to his room like ‘This is Scales, this could just be part of his morning routine for all we know.’
- Speaks with a heavy German accent which makes anything Scales does like 4000 times better
-Isiah has literally promised his corpse to Scales
- Despite his quirks is protective of his party and deserves a pat on the snoot every so often
Rhys Lignius
- Half-elf sorcerer that currently has more levels in warlock than sorcerer
- hes the mom friend of the group and is a pretty serious guy, hes the one who gets shit done but not before he monologues so hard that the rest of us party members say ‘oh fuck no im not listening to Rhys’ spiel again’
-Came from a very important family and is very proud of his Latian heritage, doesnt let you forget that hes a big fuckin deal lmao hes on a mission to do something in relation to his father but hes not quite spilled on exactly what yet, hes just trying to get to some ancient ruins
- Is so much of an actual loser that whenever he casts Prestidigitation he clicks his fingers and the whole party has started doing it back at him jokingly
-Despite being a square we all love him and hes probably the most reliable in the group. Lawful Good™.
-Flavours my bacon.
-Is the metaphorical designated driver of the party, cleans up after us shit monkeys.
-Is physically around 22 years old but might as well be 55 years old.
Jeckyl Corvus:
- Newest party member, a half-elf rogue that keeps getting cockblocked from actually stealing anything
-Wrote a really intense anonymous love letter to my character and slid it under his room door at a tavern a few years before the campaign started after watching him perform and recognises Isiah but Isiah doesnt realise it was him who wrote the letter yet
-Spent some time in gay baby jail for being part of a group of thieves that got bamboozled by a rich and powerful family and was abandoned by the people he thought of as family.
-Wanted to be a tailor in the years before his taste for adventuring kicked him in the nards. He ended leaving his family to go and explore but this decision ultimately ended up with his family being stripped of everything they had so now hes plagued by The Guilt™. Wants to eventually save/steal enough money to get his family back on it’s feet again.
-Rugged and handsome but the most important thing you need to know about Jeckyl is that he keeps a pet mouse in his pocket named Rupert and that one day Jeckyl wants to fucking transmute him into an owl or some shit because he just cannot be satisfied huh. ‘Oh Rupert was my only friend whilst I was living on the streets blah blah blah’ yeah sure tell that to his face whilst you go fuckin Fullmetal Alchemist on his ass. Love Rupert for the contents of his character, not his form smh.
-Acts suave and cool but loses all of that composure when it comes to Isiah. Would probably commit sepukku if Isiah died.
-Has a lot of knives, which Scales finds ‘respectable’.
-First combat fuckin crits the fish plant man that had Isiah grappled 15ft underwater out of sheer gay panic. RIP Shape of Water fish man, you’ll be sorely missed.
Isiah Vakalyn:
-My character so you know hes....really something. Half-elf bard.
-Comes from a weirdly strict family who were actually fucking cultists and were ((and probably still are)) planning on sacrificing him to a demon or some shit but Isiah didnt even notice this shit and still has no idea. He thought everybody was taught Infernal and that families were just like that. His family told him to become a bard and he obeyed. They told him study and he obeyed. They limited his interaction to the outside world and he only really started thinking for himself after he made his first proper friend who then also later fucked him over real bad.
-Ran away from home after being cucked by his “only friend” into maybe murdering her dad we dunno if he died or not but I sure did stab him a lot. She lied and told him she was being abused by her dad and Isiah saw red and agreed to her murder plot only to be abandoned midway through. He also pickpocketed for her for like a year beforehand bc she said she was poor. She was very not poor. Bring on the subsequent trust issues.
-Is a bard but hates getting attention so he wears a black rabbit mask when he performs in front anything that isnt a small crowd. He found that mask in his house so you know thats gonna be some spooky cult shit.
- Is only 5′4 and is very conscious of it. Luckily the party is very understanding and calls him ‘the halfling’ or ‘the midget’ lovingly to watch him implode.
-Once accidentally stole a dwarven baby. Named it Isiah jr.
-Has a pet eel named Illius who is the most fuckin talented eel you’ll ever find. He glows! He talks! He beats your ass at card games! Translates languages! We found him behind a door that was sealed by magic and was only opened after Isiah played the music notes on the map we found. Those notes were an exert of a song by the most famous of all bards, Rickus Astelyus. Lo and behold behind the door was a huge tanks with a heckin good boy inside and Isiah adopted him IMMEDIATELY. Loves bacon bits and scritches.
-Received an anonymous love letter a few years back that gives him major anxiety and literally avoids the city he got it from. RIP Jeckyl youre gonna have to talk to him about that, Isiah is oblivious and has no idea lmao.
- Loves to eat bacon and recently bought out the bacon from the local tavern. Feeds some to Illius because its what he deserves. He’s also currently carrying a fuckton of bread, cheese, jam, and flour. Food is practically his way of diplomacy as he gives some to whoever he meets. It’s almost like his way of nervous self-defence. When tentacles shot out of Scale’s mouth Isiah just started shovelling bread into the tentacles and Scales woke up feeling incredibly full lmao.
-Has also in his inventory: a gay erotica book, a romance novel in a language he cant read, a rainbow slinkie, a magic mood ring that gives him poison resistance, 6 wolf teeth, a wolf leg bone, some gems, 4 days worth of rations on top of all the food he already has, a violin, a flute, and a fancy lute that he found in Illius’ chamber.
-Hes just nervous but loud mouthed and contradicts himself a lot. Anxious and eccentric. Says that hes just a bard and wasnt meant for any kind of greater scheme but the universe has other plans.
-Was once dabbed at by the god of entertainment, Apollon. ((Apollon is the only god Isiah really cares about lmao)).
and despite him not being in the party anymore im gonna give honorary mention to my favourite skyrim-glitch-of-a-barbarian, Florys:
-Was the character of a guy who played with us for one session. At the beginning of the next session he was on webcam with us all and we were about to start playing when suddenly his camera cut out and he went offline and weve literally not seen from him since. He’s not been online in over a month now. Some common theories in our group is that hes off fighting ISIS or got arrested for weed right there and then.
-Due to this weird player disappearance our DM, Benjamin, had to take control of Florys whilst we looked for a new party member. In the session that the player disappeared from we didnt know if he was gonna come back or not so Benjamin had Florys suddenly contract a horrific stomach bug and was just in the tavern toilet presumably making a fuckin hole in the floor with the noise it apparently made lmfao Isiah actually had to try and play music over the top of Florys’ shitfest at one point and only just managed to drown the sound out. But as time went by days were eventually passing in the campaign and the player still hadnt come back so poor Florys was not having a great time in the bathroom for several DAYS.
-Eventually the DM realised that this player was not gonna come back and that the party was short on a tank so he started piloting Florys for a while to accompany us on our quest ((and miraculously recovering from his terrifying stomach illness)) but hed forgotten how the player said Florys was so just was making shit up on the fly. I specifically remember the original player of Florys saying ‘Oh Florys isn’t like those stereotypical dumb barbarians’ which is why I lost my shit when the Florys being piloted by the DM turned around and said ‘What the fuck is a triangle?’ ... Florys is practically brain-damaged at this point, I think it might be the DMs retribution for the player disappearing lmao
-Threw all of his hand axes into a river during one fight and then into a cieling the next, which provoked Isiah to jokingly call out: ‘Oh, Florys! You’re so handsome and cool!’ which Florys with his last 2 braincells took seriously. The handsome and cool line became an on-running meme and gets used whenever any of us fucks up lmao
-For some reason grew rlly attached to a piano he found in Illius’ chamber and carried it around with him out of two parts stubborness two parts piano LUST.
-We ended up using him as a mule to carry all of our heavy shit bc he’d just do it and he literally wouldn’t think anything of it.
-We found a giant birds nest and Florys for some reason picked it up and carried it away and got fucking kidnapped by a giant bird so now hes literally just in fucking sky somewhere sat in a birds nest and being flown around which is wild bc we expected the DM to just kill Florys but instead hes just in the fucking sky where he belongs. Like legit hes just sat in there. Hes just in the sky. Godspeed.
HEAVES I could write so much more but this is already incredibly lengthy so here take it
also @redthebattler idk if any of this would be interesting to you lmao
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