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“I don't think that people accept the fact that life doesn't make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable.” - David Lynch

Thank you for all your wonderful work. You will be missed David Lynch

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DAVID LYNCH as Gordon Cole and MÄDCHEN AMICK as Shelly Johnson in TWIN PEAKS 2.19 "Variations on Relations"

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Twin Peaks • Season 3 Intro

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Dude imagine someone screaming their own name at climax. First middle and last

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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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Tweet i wish I made first

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GALE

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puppyplay where the domme is acting as an old lady and the sub is acting as one of those crusty little white dogs

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Sorry Rogue is my squeaky toy and I'm

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We are gonna be okay