#also mr phil!

[sylvanfreckles]

Me when the melatonin kicks in

[beingkilledwascool]

Me pretending not to care about Dan and Phil pizza mukbang 3 so it comes faster

[0nlyhere4phil]

[dandp]

I'm watching through the early Phil younows for the first time and boy, we understandably harp on Dan the most for the 2012 era denial/overcompensating but Phil's contributions are fascinating. So far my highlights include:

"Dan and I don't do everything together because then we would get sick of each other...as friends" ok no one was reading into it as if you weren't friends

Him willingly reading out "would you rather marry Dan or lick a hobo" and having an extended moment of silence that lasts way too long to be casual as he fights for his life trying to figure out what to say before saying hobo and quickly trying to move on. Then Dan joins later on and he unprompted tells Dan about this. Also should be noted shortly after he answered he was like "huh weird my chat is suddenly being slow and there's nothing for me to read out" which seems a little too convenient to me

[bestagons]

[checks wrist for year]

[betaphannie]

"phil howell" this and "dan lester" that,,,,,,guys they've already told us which last name they are together,,,,,,,,,,,,its is not on fire 🙄

[ol-rimsey]

fuck all of you this is exactly the outcome i was hoping for

[manchesterau]

can someone ask phil in the phlit if he was relieved dan wasnt a catfish when they first skyped

[dnalt-d2]

Lmao watching Philza's VOD from today, and Mr Philip showed up again, and it's just no wonder Missa married both these dudes, the vibes are immaculate

(And right as I was wondering if this counted as a polycule, Tubbo asked right on cue "So are you guys like a polycule??" Bruh the TIMING)

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Turns them into Cats The Musical characters and you can't change them back

"Oh, well, I never- was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr Philoffeless???!!"

[emotoangel]

Utah phannies there is so much riding on u today. I feel for u bc if u had a regular question to ask in the q&a its def gonna be overshadowed by the 643 questions about nbsii 😭

[sylvanfreckles]

Me when the melatonin kicks in

[matutito]

its my passion to draw dan howell isnotonfire from memory constantly

[pancakebluess]

Angelduo au where feared villain The Crow, has a side job as a local high school English teacher. Things become weird when he now owes a favour to one of the newest hero’s Apollo, but instead of asking for his name — or for money, or for anything along those lines he asks for his English Mark to be brought up by 30% percent. The horror of realizing that this blonde, loud mouthed, annoying hero knows his identity, but also that for the past couple weeks he’s been fighting his student.

[phantangled]

mr amazing back at it with his ✨iconic✨ annotations

(+ i’m glad he’s doing okay 🥹)

[philsdrivinglicence]

The noise I made was inhuman. PHILLIPE!!

Also can we talk about how dan once jokingly told phil not to do the "gay midlife crisis thing" and dye his hair blonde. And this motherfucker said nuh uh! I am getting the full gay experience denied to me, lo these many years.

In his late 30s and fully unbothered, has never and will never give a fuck.

The idgf war is over, phil just dropped the nuke.