#also love how they are showing the sex scenes and the makeouts and what not

[the-evil-pizza]

hate to agree with Boston but, like, he has a point here

[theclassiccosmic]

Ways to Please the Venus Signs 🔥All the Way to the Bedroom🔥

🛑 Disclaimer: 18+ only 🛑

Aries Venus or Venus in the 1st House - Be bold. Be forward as hell, then pull back. Tease to the point of edging until they seize it. If they truly want you, they will. Impulse control is not in their vocabulary.

Taurus Venus or Venus in the 2nd House - Linger on your touches or kisses. Play the long game by texting them sensual messages/photos. Something for them to admire before they can actually ravish you.

Gemini Venus or Venus in the 3rd House - Switch it up! Geminis love variety, so if you can be both submissive and dominating they'll eat that sh*t up. Also be up for trying new positions and/or toys. Oh and phone sex, they love that!

Cancer Venus or Venus in the 4th House - Might love to be babied or will be more giving to you in the bedroom. Romance is key here, they want the grand gestures almost every time. Not a fan of a quickie. Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.

Leo Venus or Venus in the 5th House - if you haven't made it to the bedroom yet, then your Leo hasn't felt special enough to gift themselves to you. Lay on the praise. Leos love gifts and I wouldn't be wrong in saying, if you gifted them lingerie then they may "gift" you with a sexy little fashion show!

Virgo Venus or Venus in the 6th House - shower sex might be their thing. Getting dirty while getting clean. Or your Virgo Venus partner may truly appreciate you getting an STD test before y'all are intimate. Turn them on with sexy playlists while you lead them to the bedroom. Let them know they're safe to lose all control with you.

Libra Venus or Venus in the 7th House - can be a giver vs. receiver in the bedroom, but don't let that fool you. It's in your best interest to cater to them in the bedroom, too, for fear of resentment later. They are the sign of harmony, after all. Massages as foreplay might win you big points here!

Scorpio Venus or Venus in the 8th House - Before the bedroom, they'll want to feel that the sexual undercurrent is already there, so make sure there's lots of lusty eye contact while flirting. Maybe a nice playful butt grab before the deed. But once it's ON, get ready for a marathon! Scorpio Venus stay hor*y even after 1 orgasm (read: 2, 3, 4...). 🥵

Sagittarius Venus or Venus in the 9th House - Oral 😋 it's giving, "what that mouth do though?" Or how about a makeout sesh in the car that leads to a quickie in the backseat? Yes, please! Whatever it is always be direct and honest with them about what you like and don't like in the bedroom. You'll both find more pleasure that way.

Capricorn Venus or Venus in the 10th House - Show your "traditional" dominant side. Lead her to a room with your hand on the small of her back 🤤 Brush the hair away from their face before you kiss them orrrrr *gently* push their back against a wall as you initiate a kiss or intimacy. Think sex "scenes" from a book. They want you to lead (most of the time, at least 😉)

Aquarius Venus or Venus in the 11th House - you're going to have to be different to grab their attention and actually stimulate them mentally to the point of turn on. Let them teach you the ways they like to be touched, kissed or 👅-ed 🫠

Pisces Venus or Venus in the 12th House - do not, I repeat do not coax a Pisces Venus into the bed with you unless you plan to cuff up this sweet angel. After sleeping together (hell, probably during it too) a Pisces Venus will already be manifesting and visualizing your futures together, married and old and gray. Do not hit it and quit it with these babies. They'll make sure karma repays you. But if you are lucky enough to be coupled up with one, you can turn them on by letting them know that you aren't ever leaving their side. Pisces and Scorpio love that "merging into 1" kinda love 💞

[wingedshadowfan]

the arcane fandom will hate me for this one but i have to speak my truth !

i don't think vi is the "not jealous type":

i think ppl are just misreading her reactions in two (2) particular scenes and that's why they think so! so i'll talk abt those briefly in a sec

i think ppl have this impression of her having so little self-worth that she wouldn't care if her partned flirted w/ someone or someone flirted w/ them, which i personally hate to see! (and yes, she does have issues w/ putting her own needs first and taking what she needs sometimes, she's been shown to self-destruct in dire situations, and she'd put everything on the line to protect her loved ones but that! does! not! translate! into potentially being okay w/ your partner breaking boundaries)

the scene where she learns caitlyn is into women: first of all, caitlyn and vi are still practically strangers at this point so it's very early to say vi has any feelings for (let alone romantic relationship to) caitlyn that would warrant her feeling jealous!! there's perhaps attraction there ("you're hot, cupcake") but no possessiveness, for reasons other than "vi isn't a jealous partner"! everything in vi's behavior shows this entire sequence is power play to her and she's just toying w/ her food ("the undercity will eat you alive") - she's putting a piltover girl of status, an enforcer, in a situation where she has to do something she deems unbefitting ("i will not!" ) if she wants to achieve her goal, because vi finds it entertaining! piltovians getting their hands dirty, being desparate (think of sevika's glee when she's choking caitlyn in s2 and caitlyn bites her hand, resorting to behavior that's beneath her). vi doesn't expect caitlyn to actually do it - so when she sees her flirting with a girl, this is the first time she's proven wrong abt caitlyn! she thinks, "wow, so she's for real/she's got it in her". not only is caitlyn willing to put her pride aside for more important things, she also seems to be enjoying herself - a contrast to her previous uptight and nervous demeanor, and a sign she's going out of her shell and that this place might grow on her, as well as proof she's into women, which to vi is at least smth they have in common. (and no, i won't get into social psychology and theories of homosociality rn but we are all likely to like ppl similar to us/to what we know, esp when we're unsure of someone's personality, views or values)

the scene where caitlyn pulls away from vi mid-makeout - after vi has forgiven her and decided to ultimately take what she wants for once instead of just running after her loved ones and carrying the responsibility of their safety - to tell her she "saw someone": i wrote a separate post a while ago explaining why to me her simple wording is brilliant in making it very apparent that whatever her fling was, she was not only willing to be upfront abt it but it was also shortlived, she thought of it as a mistake, and it was now over. crucial knowledge, although it can be argued vi didn't process it that extensively at all. which, fair. but it also very much happened when vi was gone and likely hadn't forgiven caitlyn yet (despite having had feelings for caitlyn at the time, and caitlyn for her, which she was obv aware of). so her reaction (cait, i don't fucking care) was completely understandable. they'd only kissed once, before having a huge fight/fallout, and this was before they'd put (at least on screen lol) a label on their relationship - and while we don't see them do that after their sex scene either, we see them basically living together almost domestically after the war and i believe that's confirmation enough. i've also talked before abt how/why caitvi have never doubted their love for each other so i'm willing to bet vi understood the insignificance of caitlyn's relationship in her absence - vi also did some questionable shit in the meantime

so, do i think vi is the jealous type then?

short answer is: yes, at least the normal amount. (so less than caitlyn). because to me, it makes total sense that she would be!

she was so madly in love she was hallucinating caitlyn after their fight, which lead to her descend into alcoholism, pit fighting, style change, madness and anguish. and during that time she'd kept the enforcers badge and used the kiramman house banner as a blanket, like?? do you seriously think she'd let caitlyn flirt w/ others once they're in a relationship (not that caitlyn would) or wouldn't mind someone else trying to flirt w/ caitlyn?? bffr vi is not sharing

idk how relevant this is since it's not exactly jealousy but i thought it's worth mentioning that since vi has been shown physically using her body to defend or shield others (both defensively and offensively): she's definitely the type of gf to tell caitlyn "wear whatever you want babe, i can fight"

[tan1shere]

Film Wife

Young Miko x Female Reader !

A/n: hey all ! Some of you have been asking for this so I'm here to provide for yall ;) this is in English because I am not Spanish what so ever so i'm very sorry to disappoint but for all the fans who would like to read this in English this is for you girlies, enjoy ! (I'm so fucking down bad for this woman this was so yummy to write.) Also if you want any others with Miko please lmk ! Gimmie as many requests as you can think of :)

Summary: You know how theres a thing called 'work wife'? Your Mikos film wife ;)

Warnings: smut ! Mdni. Car sex 😏 don't ask me why but I just know this woman either has an army green strap or a rainbow one. I'm convinced!! Just filthiness like usual-

Pt 2 , pt 3

Masterlist

"Cut!" The director screams. You were currently on set of a singers music video. Everyone loved having you in them you were quite popular. You walk over to your manager, walking past the artist giving them a smile. "You have another music video later on." Your manager Stacy tells you. "Do we know of this person." She shrugs. "You might." She states, showing you her phone. You have a look at the photo she shows you. "Young Miko, or Baby Miko. She's filming a video for her latest song Lisa." You look over the photo, looking at it all very clearly. You were stunned, she was incredibly attractive. She was wearing a beanie, big short sleeved t-shirt, tattoos that immediately catch your attention. "Go home, get changed and I'll send you the dress code." She flashes a toothy smile at you.

Later rolls round fast, you were currently just sitting on your couch in your apartment scrolling on Instagram. Your curiosity got the better of you. Heading to the search bar and looking this mysterious woman up. You scroll a bit, looking at every picture carefully, you would be lying if you said you weren't already obsessed with her. She looks like so much fun. The thought made you smirk to yourself, letting out a slight giggle. This was going to be good.

You had arrived at the studio, seeing your manager and going over to her. "So, what's my part in this." You set your bags down. She points to a bed. "You will be filming a rather, heated scene on this with the artist herself." You couldn't help the blush that spread across your face. You enjoyed these types of scenes, especially when the artist is extremely attractive. "Sounds good." You head over to the bed, just getting into the clothes Stacy had said to. You weren't paying much attention when you felt the bed dip just a little. Bringing you to gaze up. You're met with those beautiful blue eyes. "Y/n? Correct?" You nod. "I've been told you don't speak any Spanish?" You shake your head. "No, I mean I might know the basics, but not well." She nods, herself. "That's quite alright. Good thing I'm good with my English huh?" She smiles at you.

But there was something in the smile, something flirty. "Action!" The music starts playing, Miko gets closer to you, slowly but surely. It makes your heart slightly race, she was so much more hotter in person. She was tall, cheeky. Just over-all attractive. She looks at your lips for a quick second then looks into your eyes, seeing her slyly smirk and lean into you. The kiss was soft, but slowly turning more heated. You put your hands so that they're resting on her neck, as she put hers on your hips, slowly pushing you down on the bed and getting ontop of you. Everyone always asks how you do these and not immediately fall inlove. You were the best liar because honestly it wasn't easy. Miko continued the kiss, deepening it. You felt her tongue swipe across your bottom lip, and how could you deny this oh so yummy makeout.

That went on for a tiny bit more before the director called cut. Signaling that it was the end of the shot. You furrow your brows, not expecting it to be so short. You dreadfully wanted more, but how on earth would that happen. "That's it for today." Stacy says coming over to you, your water in hand. "I didn't expect it to be over so soon." You state. "They got what they needed." She smiles at you. You watch as she walks off, knowing it's it for the day. You feel a tap on your shoulder, turning around to see who it could be. "Do you do kissing scenes very often?" Miko asks, looking right at you. She towered over you just slightly as you were quite short, making your breath go uneasy for a second. "I do actually, that's one of the jobs I get frequently." She smirks to herself. "I can see why. You're a hell of a good kisser." You swallow at the compliment. Not knowing where all your bold attitude had gone to, but you were so hoping for it back. She comes a bit closer to you, leaning down to your ear.

"Why don't I take you home." Your eyes grew wide. Definitely taking up that offer right away, not only because you want to see where this goes with her, but because you had come here in an Uber. "I'd love that." She nods, putting her hand on your lower back. Watching as you walk to get your belongings. Was this really going to lead to something? Yes. It infact was. As you head out with her to her car you can help the butterflies at everything you're thinking right now. As you get in the passenger's seat, she wastes no time into kissing you, grabbing your face to bring you closer to her. Melting into it almost immediately, gaining that slight confidence and boldness back by situating yourself on her lap. Her hands roam your body, touching your waist, hips, sides. Even a cheeky little touch on your breasts every now and then. She guides her beautifully tattooed arms up your body yet again.

Sliding them under your shirt letting them rest over your bra. She pulls away from the kiss. "Can I take these off?" You bite your lip, nodding nonetheless. She swiftly does so, letting your tits spill out. She keeps eye contact with you, going to wrap her hands around them, lightly squeezing. Miko wraps her lips around one, sucking hard. Her hands held onto your back as she did so. You let your head fall back as she gently bites your nipple. Letting out breaths, even hearing a small noise emerge from her lips letting it vibrate slightly around you, as you put your hands in her soft hair. "Mmmm, please-" You purr out, wanting more and more of this. Of her. It was intoxicating by the minute making you more needy for her. She pulls away just admiring the slight purple tinge to your breast. She had sucked so hard it literally started to form a hickey. Her cockiness increasing at the sight.

You move your hands to her slightly toned arms, feeling the slight dents of muscle that formed in them. Admiring every tattoo on her. She gently moves your hips on her lap, feeling the friction of her thighs against you. You whine desperately wanting to feel so much more. "Patience Mami." She looks directly at you as she says that. You could feel yourself getting wetter at the name. "You wanna know something." You hum as she says that, her voice husky and lustful. "The oh so amazing thing that you're currently desperate for. Matches my microphone." She whispers in your ear. Sending cold shivers down your spine, her warm breath didn't change that it just made you colder, shakier, with need. She gets you to take off your jeans, but keeping on your black lace underwear. Guess she liked that.. Alot. You move your hands so that they're rested above her jeans. Letting them hook around her belt slightly. "Why don't you take them off for me." She looks at you, leaning back into the seat, and putting her arms behind her head.

You bite your lip a little harder this time, feeling your panties pool at this point. You do as told, unlooping the belt and sliding it out from its space in her jeans. You let it go into the backseat, discarding it for now. She doesn't budge, nor say anything. Keeping her eyes on you. You knew what was going on in her brain, she was filthy. She wanted to watch you do this all on your own, didn't she? You go to unzip them, sliding them down enough to get what you were after out, giving a quick glance and the band on her boxers, but immediately paying attention to the gold. And she wasn't lying. There it was, the rainbow strap. You could've sworn there was drool gathering at the corner of your lips, the thought of her sitting there, watching as you basically fuck yourself on it got you even more aroused.

Grabbing it slowly, positioning it at your entrance. Moving the fabric out of the way. "Rip them off." She suddenly says, eyes growing dark as she watches you. Your eyes go wide. "I'll buy you new ones." She subtly winks at you. You smirk at her, ripping the thin material in half, discarding that to the backseat also. "Good girl." That made you desperately claw for the strap, wanting nothing more then to be full of her. You begin to sink down on it, letting your mouth hang open at the delicious feeling. She continues to watch. Watching your facial features every time you'd move. Every little noise you made. She was stunned by you, how beautiful you were, how drawn she was to you. Keeping her arms behind her head just relaxing. She never takes her eyes off of you, only on occasion to watch as the strap dissappears inside of you. You couldn't help but let out a moan, feeling your breaths pick up.

She doesn't necessarily agree with the pace you're going at, so she begins to fuck up into you, making you latch onto the shoulders of the seat. Having your mouth slightly drop at the feeling. "Miko.." You whine out enjoying this so much. "Hm? Enjoying this. I bet you do, don't you?" You nod vigorously. "You're a slut huh.. letting me watch you fuck yourself on me. How very filthy." You bite your lip again, so much that it draws a little blood. The taste was irony, and bitter. You couldn't care less though. Miko leans forward, bringing her lips to your neck as you keep moving yourself on her. She sucks hard, loving how your tits had looked before. Wanting to mark a more visible area next. She moves the kisses from your neck, to your plump, slightly red lips.

She tasted the tiny bit of blood, making herself go crazy at everything that was happening. She grunts quietly into your mouth, moving her hands so they rested on your hips. "Gonna cum for me?" You lazily nod, feeling fucked out and tired. "Go on, I know you can. Make every director that's still in that building know, how good you're being fucked right now." That alone sent you overboard, feeling the knot tighten at her beautiful voice. You were inlove with it, scratchy but yet so pretty. She goes to your neck again, leaving kisses and a few hums, leading up to your ear again. She could tell you loved her voice, it's as if she could truly feel you clenching around her. "Mmm that's it Mamacita." She nibbles. "Cum all over me." And just like that, you did. Feeling yourself gush over her strap, letting your body fall into her touch and resting your head in her neck. You felt completely fucked out, letting out breaths as she gently rubbed your back.

"Im telling my team that you're gunna be in all of my upcoming music videos." You let a smile spread across your face. "How's that sound, film wife?" You close your eyes. "Just perfect."

[randomfoggytiger]

Just rewatched Milagro, and I must have not been paying attention the first time because I completely missed the bed scene with Scully and Padgett. He fully groped her up and down.

Is it hypocritical Carter to let Gillian have a "makeout" scene (in a fantasy so she is objectified and done to) as opposed to not letting her have a concrete scene in "Never Again" when Scully is a willing participant? "Never Again" is edited for the audience to decide how far she goes with Jerse, but in "Milagro", she sticks her tongue down Padgett's throat.

I don't get Carter's thinking. Did he want to wait for a steamy scene in an episode that he wrote? If I remember correctly, Gillian was on board and looking forward to Scully finally getting some actoin "Never Again" but didn't get her desired scene. I could number misunderstanding some of the info that I have read, but that was my understanding. Is there any background info on whether she was equally excited for the Milagro scene.

Similar link between both episodes- her actions seem centered on making Mulder jealous or at least notice her. It works, but it shows how lonely she has been feeling and Carter filled this need by objectifying her. It's not until the "Unnatural" where David's episode acknowledges her as a partner (wanting to share his experience at the end with Scully and both of them become 1, as partners, holding onto the bat and working in unison). If I remember correctly, Carter wanted to cut the ending scene or not include it but it was David's episode who included it.

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Sorry, I just sent in a previous ask about Milagro and Never Again.

Another aspect that struck my eye is that both Padgett and Jerse have very "dangerous" and sharp features that are somewhat unnerving compared to Scully and Mulder's more "rounded" looks. Mulder has a strong jawline but it's not as angular and terse as Jerse and Padgett. The contrasts between Scully's features and Ed's/Jerse's is what can make it appeal sensually dangerous but not romantic.

Ed Jerse and Padgett have the evil bandit looks while Mulder has the Wyatt Earp (more of the Kurt Russell Wyatt Earp) going to roll in and save everyone wild eye look.

To me, there's just something about Jerse and Padgett that makes it uncomfortable to look at them for too long, which is a bit odd because Rowland can be an attractive man.

Gillian hadn't (and still hasn't) lobbied an objection to that scene, as far as I'm aware. Did some digging around and found nothing; so it's safe to say she "got" whatever Chris and Frank were going for.

I will say, the point of Milagro was objectification-- Padgett's; crazed stalker's; the writers and audience's, in a way. Padgett's fantasy discarded Scully's agency; and it was important to show that his hopes-- sex-- were way, way off from her intentions (which is why the light popped in his room, a detail that derailed his original vision.) His crazed reality (her and him, alone, in his apartment; he and his muse together forever and ever, amen) was a justification he'd built around his crazed lifestyle-- his prison-- which Naciamento (his unconscious) calls him out for in the finale. Padgett ends up saving Scully not because he became a better man but because he wanted to be thought of as a different one-- to create a better narrative for himself through his death. It's selfish and depraved, which is why the episode shows that Scully (and Mulder) take no comfort from this last act. (Note: I've seen some writers speculate that Padgett and Mulder were two sides of the same coin-- obsessed men that pit Scully in the middle of that obsession; and that Padgett realized this and sacrificed his love for Scully because Mulder would never give up his own obsession. While this does explain Padgett's motives and the parallels between his and Mulder's search for "the truth" and Scully's tests-- seeing if Mulder would care to pay attention to her-- the episode also goes to great lengths to prove Padgett's wrong multiple times. Mulder is obsessive and narrow-minded, but he will always follow up Scully's hunches and even run back to her side, leaving the perpetrator to possibly escape, when she's in danger: her opinions and safety are more important to him than "the truth". Padgett, meanwhile, enshrines his own emotions and priorities over Scully's.)

As for the broader point-- who does and doesn't have sex-- The X-Files is strung together by one all-important concept: the power of suggestion.

CC's fine with Scully or Mulder making out or doing "the sex" as long as it's strictly fantasy-- Padgett's fantasy in Milagro, Mulder's fantasy in Amor Fati, the Were-lizard's fantasy in Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster, etc. Further, Mulder and Scully could have a sex life outside of the job... off-screen, be it with vampires (3) or hallucinating killers (Never Again.) Again: the only thing the audience is shown is either A. fantasy or B. the suggestion of more.

Together, Mulder and Scully can kiss foreheads (Memento Mori and Amor Fati) and cuddle (Requiem and the hotel Revival ep.), but they can't make a permanent move towards on-screen acknowledgment or resolution. That's why Millennium and Existence (and The Truth) were so big.

Lastly, the facial comparisons. I think you've hit close to the writers and directors point: Jerse needed to be like Mulder, except with a touch of danger-- an intrigue and intuition that draws women in by listening to them, by promising them new and exciting possibilities. Padgett needed to be weirder: a skinwalker, almost-- the appearance of a normal human being but one just uncanny enough, just off enough, to ring one's alarm bells and send us screaming.

What say you, anon? :DDDDD

[lara635kookie]

"Tell us you didn't got Snowy Serenity and Eternal Attachment without telling us you didn't got Snowy Serenity and Eternal Attachment"

Me:I try to do everything that slightly remembers a kissing scenario.

Bonus one I accidentaly made of Zayne pinching my MCs nose because it's funny:

On a more serious note, I think I am the only person in the fandom who has bad luck enough to not have gotten not only just one but both of these cards. Yay. Not the kind of exclusive conquest I wanted but I guess it counts.

It's hard to tell which one I wanted more because besides the fact that both cards add important facts to the lore, they are completely different. This is really the only thing they have in common.

Snowy Serenity has everything I like:Angst, a strong woman saving her man, Zayne being clear about his feelings WITH WORDS, a really dark aesthetic that I really like and they kiss MORE THAN ONCE. And they go right into it because those kisses were DEEP. PASSIONATE. Not that I don't like the Doomsday Card, I love it, but THAT ONE RIGHT HERE is the card they were kissing like the world was about to end and that would be the last time they would kiss. Also those kisses show MCs face and not just her back and her hair like all of the other kissing scenes we had so far not only with Zayne but with Xavier and Rafayel(because we haven't got Sylus yet and knowing me I will probably try and lose his too). I also like the fact that Zayne tries to contain himself even though he is THIRSTY and never wanted, never NEEDED, anything in his life like he needed that kiss and he STILL only goes fully into the kiss when he realizes MC is closing her eyes and reaching out too.

However, Eternal Attachment has SMILEY ZAYNE. Seriously, he never looked happier. And never looked more IN LOVE. No, I swear, if MC had any doubts this man was hers she threw them all in the trash after this because OH MY GOD, ZAYNE YOU ARE RAISING THE BAR WAY TOO HIGH!!! STOP BEING THE STANDARD, WE'LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE!!! No angst at all, just fluff everywhere which is something that I love. And while the kisses were the standard kisses in this game, more delicate and soft and not showing MCs face, MC is the one who starts them! And then Zayne kisses her again. And even though it were just two kisses(in Snowy Serenity you lose count of how many they were), the romantic setup, the buildup to the kiss, the fact that is his birthday, autumn being way too pretty of a season and the perfect scenery(as much as I love Snowy Serenity, an abandoned hq is not exactly the most romantic place in the world), everything is just so perfect. Even though I like angst my man Zayne needs a break from it every once in a while.

What makes me more calm about it is that 1:They are definitely times they kissed off screen or that there was a kiss implied but they didn't show, so I can imagine those. 2:I got Hidden Motive and they definitely had sex in this card so I'll just assume they kissed too during it. And I like how, along with Xavier's, Zayne's card is the one that leaves the impression that they had sex the most. I mean, look at this:

Specially with Xavier, MC goes like:"The memories of last night are still livid in my mind." And then puts a bandage on a "red mark on Xavier's collarbone." I'm sorry, but it doesn't get more obvious than this. Meanwhile, with Sylus and Rafayel I was like "Okay...Did they really have sex or was it just a really intense makeout session?" Because with Rafayel they kiss on the bath tub(that saliva string was SOMETHING) and go back to the room still clothed and we are inclined to think they didn't go all the way because Rafayel is a lemurian, not a human. So does he even know how to do it? Because he probably never done it before and we know how sensitive he can be so is he even ready to it? Can he even take it? And with Sylus we are in the bathroom and it shows him carrying us somewhere so I think this card didn't need much to imply that we really got there. Just something like "After that, we left the bedroom" or anything similar to that would do the work. But instead we just jump to them on the balcony in a way that implies that nothing meaningful happened after the bathroom because both MC and Sylus are not acting different from the start of the trip to the end of it. It seems like they didn't even kiss after leaving the bathroom. It's understandable choice tho because we didn't even got a kissing scene and a confession scene with Sylus yet so jumping right into it would be skipping a lot of steps that the other boys got, which would be unfair to Sylus and us; Sylus girlies. 3:We will probably have a rerun eventually. I don't think we'll have it anytime soon but I imagine it will happen one day so I'll have a second chance. And 4:There will most likely have more kissing cards. I can't miss all of them, right??? (Pls don't answer that)

[nostalgicmiscellaneous]

‘Bridgerton’ Season 3 Gave Us Some of the Best Steamy Scenes of 2024

We’ve lived entire lives since Season 3 of Bridgerton dropped on Netflix earlier this year. I don’t even remember the person I was when Season 3, Part 2 released four episodes in June, let alone Part 1, which came a whole month earlier in May. And while I have to search the recesses of my mind to remember what I was even doing with my life as the summer months rolled in (I think I was in my baking bread phase, maybe?!), I do remember feeling grateful for some of the sexiest scenes that Bridgerton has produced thus far.

In Season 3 of the acclaimed Netflix drama, we finally saw our wallflower Featherington daughter, Penelope (Nicola Coughlan), embrace her beauty and brilliance and chase down a marriage match with a previously unsuspecting Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton). In the first two seasons, Colin and Penelope were simply good friends with a nasty case of unrequited love on Penelope’s part. Readers of the Julia Quinn book series the show is based on — and anyone with half a brain, honestly — could see that the pair were being teed up to fall in love, although with the show going out of order from the novels and making changes for the small screen, it was unclear how they would get there.

For quite some time, you could not scroll more than five videos on TikTok or look at your Instagram feed or stories without seeing some reference to this scene. The moment — which comes in Season 3, Episode 4, “Old Friends” — sees Colin finally realizing his love for his longtime best friend and chasing her down after she left the ball in tears following the dissolution of her only real marriage match with Lord Debling (Sam Phillips). It was Colin’s own selfish (and welcome!) actions that led to Debling backing out of his marriage proposal to Penelope, need I remind you? So when he pulls up on her carriage as it’s leaving the ball, he is all hot and bothered and so is she.

After a battle of wits and words, the two finally get to a steamy makeout session — set to an instrumental version of Pitbull’s “Give Me Everything” — and end up doing a lot (but not the whole damn deed) in the back of a carriage on the way to the Featherington residence. Colin, who is very experienced thanks to his escapades with hookers doesn’t take Penelope, a true novice, very far but does make her eyes roll back with his hands, if you know what I mean.

Sadly, the clip below only goes as far as YouTube would allow without Netflix getting in trouble, but you can imagine hands going up skirts. You can also go to roughly 47 minutes into the episode to keep the carriage rolling…

The scene is only made hotter by the last line of Part 1 being, “For God’s sake, Penelope Featherington. Are you going to marry me or not?” Immediate gasp.

In Part 2, the stakes get even higher as Penelope struggles to reveal her Lady Whisteldown identity to her fiancé, making their sexy scenes a twinge hotter. And boy, are there some sexy, sexy moments in the second half of the season.

Not only does Season 3, Episode 5, “Tick Tock,” feature the longest sex scene in the show’s history — more than five minutes of bliss where Penelope and Colin get it on in their future home, it copies a scene straight from Romancing Mister Bridgerton, the book where Colin and Penelope fall in love. The straight-from-the-page mirror scene in which Colin undresses Penelope in front of a mirror is just one of the best examples of the faithfulness of the series. The scene sees Coughlan strip off all her layers and then partake in the lengthy sex scene where they also break a chaise while popping Penelope’s cherry.

According to Coughlan, she was actively fighting for certain scenes — including her going fully naked — to be included in the season. So not only do we have to thank her for being hot and talented, we must express our gratitude for being a confident woman.

And we are grateful for it. So much so that as I have come to the end of the year and have started thinking back on the best shows, movies, and books of 2024, Bridgerton Season 3 cannot leave my mind. The sex scenes — and Penelope’s storyline, in general — are really the gifts that I am thankful for this year.

[thedragonchilde]

A ship meme I held back from when I was posting the others, because it's probably too hot for Tumblr xD So more Royal Flush shenanigans, sex prompts edition

A. VANILLA

1. Heavy kissing/heavy makeout: Oh, you'd think they were making up for lost time the way they make out

2. Dry humping/clothed sex: Bruh, you're lucky if they get totally naked half the time

3. First time: "I want this. I want you." "Yeah okay, you've got me~" [that is to say I've got a scene in mind]

4. Oral sex: Very popular choice, in both directions

5. Sex: Wow, how specific. That's only what the whole meme is about. (I know what's being implied, but I don't think it deserves an answer.)

6. Doggy style: Not necessarily their favorite, but there's something primal about it

7. Rimming: Domon was skeptical about the idea until it was done to him. Now he's a big fan.

8. With toys: As I've said, that's one of the fun things about sleeping with a trans guy, being able to choose the dick you want

9. Multiple partners: Let's put a pin in that

10. Trying a new position: Sure, why not

11. Penetrative anal sex: See "with toys"

12. Phone/video sex: Oh, they try this when they're long distance. "Try" is the operative word here. (Sexting, however, gets somewhat better mileage.)

13. Masturbation: A staple when they're long-distance, and invaluable to watch when they're learning what works on each other

14. Face-sitting: Not exactly their preferred oral configuration, as much fun as it might be to pun on it also being called "queening"

15. Mutual masturbation: Okay, is this separate-but-together, or jerking each other off? Because the former I covered in 13, and the latter is how their quickies generally go

16. Prompter’s choice

B. ROMANTIC

1. Extensive talking during foreplay and sex: Domon wasn't really much of a talker in the bedroom until he realized just how well Chibodee responds to praise

2. Body worship: Dammit, Domon is hot and he deserves to know it

3. Surprise visit at job/school/etc: Oh, you know Domon got tackled the first time he showed up to a boxing match (or, well, the first time with good intentions)

4. Romantic lighting/set up by one partner: There is really something dazzling about Domon in the sunrise

5. Overly romantic gesture that turns other partner on way too much: Chibodee pulls some strings and sneaks off to show up at Domon's door for his birthday. Domon shows his appreciation.

6. With lovey-dovey music playing: Your mileage may vary on how lovey-dovey the music itself is, but the sentiment behind Chibodee making a mix tape could turn into something

7. Taking a trip the other has always wanted to: Just one trip? Bruh, they're traveling while they can

8. Massage: This could play into the body worship, you know, paying special attention to those muscles

9. First “I love you”: Chibodee has picked up enough Japanese that he is stunned when Domon rasps "Aishiteru" against his skin

10. Tantric sex: Honestly I could see Domon being curious about this, not that they really need another layer of intensity to their sex life

11. Slow, patient foreplay/sex: Between Domon being less experienced, and Chibodee being weird about vulnerability, this is the order of the day when they're first starting out especially. (As they start exploring more, "patient" can become "painstaking" as they see how long they can make it last.)

12. Heavy eye contact: I mean, I think eye contact is sort of weird and intense for Domon in general, but then their sex life is weird and intense, so who's to say.

13. Spooning position: This is less common for the sex and more for the post-coital cuddle

14. Hands focus/holding hands: Now this is a good chunk of how they communicate, those fists open to calloused knuckles and nimble fingers

15. Prompter’s choice

C. GOOFY

1. Being dared to have sex by someone else: "Yeah, you wish we'd give you a show"

2. Laughing: Whether it's Chibodee's absurd innuendos or Domon being hilariously blunt, sometimes dirty talk gets silly

3. With food: Honestly, they way they go at it, they need to refuel between rounds

4. In costume: They had such nice fancy suits for George's wedding. Don't ask how torn up they got.

5. Comical roleplay: This is just how roleplay would go at first in general

6. Fumbling, tickly, giggly sex: Probably a reunion or other celebration, so they're already giddy and eager, and maybe then something little sets them off, a clumsy move or a stupid song on the radio

7. Attempting to go down on them under the kitchen table: I feel like this would end with a flipped table and a head injury

8. Giving a failed striptease/lap dance: Chibodee would start to do this as a joke… and it fails even as a joke because Domon's just so confused by it being out of character

9. Watching porn together and making fun of the actors/scenes: It didn't start out together; it started with Domon watching for research purposes, and got Chibodee's attention with "now that can't be right–!"

10. Distracting the other with sex: I mean, this is kind of what Chibodee tried to do their first time, keep Domon distracted enough to not question how one-sided it was. That was of course met with a resounding “oh no you don't”

11. Obscene or ridiculous dirty talk in public: Okay so there was maybe an incident where Domon had a volume control problem

12. Discovering a partner writes smutty fanfiction and reads it together/to each other: With all due respect, what?

13. Sexting gone wrong: The sexting itself was fine, Domon just didn't hide it fast enough

14. Birthday surprise!: See B5. Overly romantic gesture that turns the other on way too much

15. Prompter’s choice

D. HARDCORE

1. Rough sex: Yes.

2. Comeplay: Not their thing deliberately

3. Serious/intense roleplay: Assuming they got into it, it would have to be more about storylines/situations than characters; Domon would struggle to get into character

4. Pegging/strapons: This is supposed to be hardcore? That's just a Tuesday night

5. Sloppy, dirty sex: And that's just any night after they've been separated for a while

6. Jackhammering: Just watch for someone to be walking funny the next day

7. Breathplay: Hmm, no

8. Double penetration: Could certainly play into their overstimulation games

9. Spanking (heavy): As luscious as Domon's ass is, I'm not sure that's really in the rotation. Grabbing, biting, digging nails in, sure, but spanking not so much.

10. Fisting: Nah

11. Object penetration: They've got enough toys at their disposal that they don't need to resort to things that aren't designed to go up there

12. Cock/vagina worship: We love both natal dicks and t-dicks here

13. Squirting: Ooh, this term is just a little too gendered to comfortably talk about. But ejaculation might bring a different level of gender euphoria

14. Face-fucking: Nah, at least not on purpose; smothering isn't sexy

15. Prompter’s choice

E. KINKY

1. Painplay: Things like sensation play and overstimulation and edging can creep into this territory, you know, playing with the pleasure/pain dichotomy, but not so much deliberate pain for its own sake

2. Fetish fulfillment: One of these days Domon will work up the nerve to bring up doing it outside

3. Exhibitionism: This would only ever be an accident, and it only happened once, okay?

4. Sensory deprivation: That headband has been used as a blindfold more than once. Otherwise they're more the type to indulge in the opposite end of sensory play

5. Extreme bondage: Eh. Some bondage is definitely in the cards, but … define “extreme”

6. Dom/sub dynamic: There's a certain equality implied in rivalry that means they don't fall into power-imbalance dynamics for too long. Which isn't to say they don't dabble, only that they're not rigid about it. (That's more Argo and Nastasha’s territory.)

7. Play party: Domon gets weird about regular parties, you think he'd be down with a sex party?

8. Knifeplay: If Domon could ever be talked into roleplay, it might come with shades of this, you know, misuse of swords to create a 'dangerous' setting

9. Humiliation: Hard limit for Chibodee tbh. I'm gonna say he's prepared to safeword if competitive 'trash talk' ever accidentally runs into this

10. Orgasm denial: Not always patient enough for that, but that's part of their "tests of endurance" for sure

11. Gags: I don't actually think that would quiet them down much!

12. Begging: Stubborn as they both are, the aforementioned "tests of endurance" can eventually wind up here - but only properly negotiated, because this is very vulnerable territory

13. Aftercare: Forehead touch/leaning on each other while they come down from the high y/y? After that, they communicate better once they've eaten something (why yes there is a snack and water stash in the bedside table)

14. Safeword use: Their system just seemed intuitive; martial arts already have a 'stop/surrender' concept built in, so it made sense to translate that to sex

15. Prompter’s choice of kink

F. SITUATIONAL

1. In an elevator/otherwise enclosed space: Okay so @amplexadversary suggested a scenario where they do it in the cockpit

2. At workplace/school: There are times when they just can't wait to get home after a match, so Chibodee's dressing room does just fine

3. Knowing someone else can hear: They're so close, damnit, they can't stop now!

4. At a movie theater: Sex? No. Hickies? Absolutely.

5. In a restaurant: Wh– How??

6. Against a wall: Sometimes you only have a few minutes and a bed is too far away

7. In a car: A classic rite of passage they didn't get to experience as teenagers

8. On public transport: Making out in the back of a cab is the most I can picture here, and even that might be at odds with the whole "being public figures" thing

9. In a shower: I'm sorry, this is post-spar canoodling in an empty locker room

10. Outdoors: Domon absolutely has thought about doing it underneath a waterfall in the Guyana Highlands - shut up, it's romantic

11. In front of/by a mirror: Hm. Could this be folded into body worship, I wonder.

12. On a specific holiday: I wanted to suggest something about Christmas' romantic reputation in Japan, but something something making their own fireworks on the Fourth of July

13. At a partner’s parents’ house: Oh lord, only if they were staying with Dr Kasshu for a while for whatever reason, and it would be a comedy of errors trying to hold out until he's gone

14. In a bathtub: Not sure I see this. Chibodee isn't really a bath kind of guy, and I don't think Japanese-style baths would really allow for sex?

15. Prompter’s choice of location

[candymay]

What is the hottest scene in CMBYN ? Or you can give your top thee. See , l am making it easier for you 😊

Besides the obvious (sex scenes and makeout scenes and feet massage and all that), I love the little things like when Oliver plops his giant body on Elio's bed after he arrived, it just sets that light and buoyant sensual tone of the movie right away. And then again when Oliver plops his giant body into the pool. At this point it makes you think that maybe plopping his whole ass giant body is Oliver's cute sexy physical version of saying 'Later!'. Or maybe I just have it bad for Oliver's giant ass body. Guilty.

And honestly, I love how the movie is all about the senses and whenever they show it. Like how Elio and Oliver do these 'curious' touchings (not just touching the bodies but other textures like the walls, the grass, the statue), either deliberately or not. It's always weirdly hot.

Then Elio who likes to put things to his nose lol (Oliver's trunks.. haha, but also like, Oliver's letter, nuzzling Oliver's neck, etc.) The eating and drinking, they're always so sensual (all the juice!). Them stealing glances, Elio is allll about looking. And the buzzing insect and singing birds that depict summer, the water sloshing in the river or by the pool. My favourite is the sound of the door that keeps hammering down the hall. It reminds me of like, long summer day when you're home alone and everyone is out and you can just do whatever (And they did! lol.)

See I can't even pick my top three! let's be honest the whole movie is one hot scene after another and then you cry. lol. thanks Luca!

[starlightkun]

buzzer beater ❧ teaser [sungchan]

❧ word count: 1028 | full fic: 22.0k ❧ warnings: just cursing for the teaser, everything i know about hockey is from internet research for this fic i’m sorry for any inaccuracies i tried not to put in a lot of specifics lmao ❧ genre: fluff, gets quite suggestive (a heavy makeout scene/near sex scene) but no actual smut, college au, hockey captain sungchan, chronically ill reader (chronic migraines), halloween-themed at the beginning, sungchan’s not a frat boy but he’s like... a frat boy by association ❧ extra info: the ages/relative ages of the members in here are whatever i want them to be, don’t read into it too much. this is a very usamerican-centric take on a college au (greek life, collegiate sports, etc.) btw. also i call kunhang ‘hendery’ in here like it’s his government name for a one-line gag bc i think i’m hilarious (and i am <;3) the reader in this has chronic migraines, which i also have. when the reader’s migraines, experiences as a chronically ill person, and thoughts about being chronically ill are described, that is me writing directly from my own life. i am not a spokesperson for chronic migraines (lol) and am not generalizing the lives of all people with chronic migraines and chronic illness, as we are all different. but i am sending all my love to any readers out there living with a chronic illness, and here’s a reminder to go take your meds!! ❧ estimate release: saturday, october 14, 2023 2:00 p.m. eastern time

“Anyway, your turn,” you tapped his knee with your book before putting it back in your bag.

“For what?”

“To expand my horizons of you. All I know about you is that you’re the hockey captain, and a Bio major who took a gothic fiction class one time like three years ago. Show me you’re a multifaceted individual, too.”

“Uhm, that’s about it.”

“Oh come on, Sungchan.”

“No really, if I’m not on the ice, I’m in class; if I’m not in class, I’m with my team; and if I’m not with my team, I’m studying.”

“You’re here, right now,” you pointed out. “Last I checked I’m not on your hockey team, and we’re not studying. You have to do one thing that’s not for school or hockey. My thing was just watching Pacific Rim this one time, remember?”

“Alright…” he paused to think, fingers tapping along his thighs. “I used to play the piano.”

“Past tense, but I’ll accept it. When did you stop?”

“High school? Around when piano lessons and hockey practice started conflicting.”

“And you chose hockey?” You asked, hoping it didn’t sound judgmental. You really were just curious, trying to understand him.

“Actually, the choice was made for me.” He held his right hand out in front of you, and it was then that you saw his pinky finger was unnaturally crooked as he pointed to the digit. “I broke it in a game without even realizing it. Bruises and stiffness sometimes are normal so me and my parents didn’t know anything was up until weeks later when I was fucking up all the notes at my piano lessons because it still hurt. By the time I finally saw a doctor and got a splint on it, it set up wrong. All dexterity for piano out the window. Hockey on the other hand… guys have done a lot more with a lot less.”

You couldn’t help but curiously run a gentle fingertip over the crook in his pinky. “Does it hurt at all? Now?”

“Not really.” He went to bend and flex the fingers of his right hand, and you saw how the fifth finger didn’t curl up as much as the others. “It’s just a lot stiffer. Doesn’t bother me all that much.”

He brought his left hand up and wiggled the fingers on that hand. “Besides, I’m a lefty anyway.”

“So—apologies if this sounds like a stupid question to you, I don’t know anything about hockey—are there like, different hockey sticks for left-handed and right-handed players?”

Sungchan immediately broke into snickers, and you set down your mug to cross your arms over your chest indignantly.

“Hey, I didn’t laugh at you for not knowing what death of the author was—”

“I wasn’t making fun of you, I’m sorry,” he covered his mouth. “That was just… too cute. Uhm yes, there are lefty and righty sticks.”

You had to bite down your bottom lip to not smile at him calling you cute, and instead keep up your ruse of being offended. “I feel patronized.”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” There was still a hint of a giggle in his tone, and you felt your self-righteous façade slip away as he continued, “You should come to a game, then, if you really want to broaden your horizons. The season just started. First home game is this Thursday, actually. 7:00 p.m. and students get free admission with your student ID.”

“Thursday?”

“Fridays are for basketball, Saturdays are for football.”

“Oh. Right.”

“You don’t go to those games either, do you?”

“Oh no, did I make it obvious?” You asked sarcastically.

“A bit,” Sungchan jested back.

Outside the window visible past Sungchan, the rain had let up a few minutes ago, and you briefly glanced over at your laptop for the time. Shit, your next alarm was going to be going off soon. If you left now, you should be home at roughly the right time for your next dose.

Clicking your tongue, you started packing up your things, “Well, looks like the rain’s finally let up enough to allow me safe passage. That’s my cue.”

“Oh.” The hockey player with you looked over his shoulder at the newly sunny day outside before turning back to watch you put your things away.

“Are you heading out too?” You nodded to his empty cup.

“I’ve uh, got some homework to do.”

“Guess this is where we part ways then.”

“Um, you didn’t say if you were going. To the game.”

You tucked your chin to your chest to hide your smitten smile as you put your laptop in your bag. Typically just asking for the details would’ve been taken for a yes, but Sungchan wanted extra confirmation. This boy wasn’t good for your heart, truly.

Turning back to him, you gave him a firm and nearly business-like nod. “Yeah, I’ll be there.”

A bright grin lit up his features. “Okay! Great! Uhm, feel free to bring some friends, I know just sitting in the stands by yourself might be lonely.”

“I’ll see if I can drag somebody else out. It’ll be a tall order, though. Literature majors, you know, we prefer our Shakesperean poetry readings.”

“Oh, well—”

“I’m kidding,” you laughed and stood then, slinging your tote onto your shoulder. “Honestly, have you seen Chenle at a rager? Boy can drink twice his body weight I swear. He shouldn’t, but he can.”

Before you could reach for your cup and saucer to buss your place, the hockey captain spoke up, “I’ll take care of your mug, don’t worry.”

“Oh, thanks, Sungchan! I’ll see you Thursday then.”

“Bye…” Sungchan trailed off, watching the door long after it had closed behind you.

He didn’t actually have any homework to do, and scrolled on his phone for a few minutes to make sure you were out of the area before leaving himself. He grabbed his long-empty plastic cup and your mug. His went in the trash, and as he went to put yours up with the other dishes and trays, his eyes were caught by the iridescent glitters left behind on the rim by your lip gloss.

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[forcebookish]

ok i'm doing it: ep2 (mostly unpopular) opinions. it's so fucking long i'm putting it under a readmore lol YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

topmew have bewitched me body and soul. i love everything about them. i was so into the idea of them being "toxic" (fandom has ruined that word, i reallllly hate it but it applies here) but hilariously, i think they're the least toxic relationship in the show (if you don't count aprilcheum): they talk about their feelings and boundaries, they go on dates, they genuinely care about and are interested in each other as people. and they want to have sex!!!!! but on mew's timeline, which i like. i love their dance and how flirty they are.

top's trauma is both heartbreaking and unique. it's great writing and it feels like there was a lot of thought put into it. force's acting is incredible. he really looks like a scared little boy and before he admits he can't sleep alone he's got a look on his face like he's scared he's going to be laughed at. because he has been laughed at :( even mew laughs at him (which i kind of liked tbh it was a really honest reaction and i like that he apologized for it). he could have made it into a sob story and told mew when he was trying to sleep in his bed with him, but he only admitted to it when asked and didn't try to ask again about sleeping beside mew, which i think says a lot about him. my son is a good person. as always, forcebook know how to make a scene feel Real.

mew is hot. that's all.

ok actually, mew is fascinating (but not because he's a puppet master🙄 i'm now 100% sure he's not, why would he be lying in his non-diegetic literary device confessional?? please). he is very perceptive (so is top tbh), but boston seems to be a bit of a blindspot (for both of them). i had a suspicion that mew knew that top and boston hooked up, but now it seems like he might not - and he took it at face value when boston lied about top dumping him once they have sex 🤔

i don't care about sandray, there i said it. they're boring.

ray especially is boring. irl? unrequited love and losing a parent is tragic, and i do feel for him, but in fiction? it's tired. wah wah my crush doesn't like me back wah wah dead mom wah wah. i hope his arc picks up but for now i'm totally lukewarm

also the smoke makeout is gross. all i can think about is how bad they must smell and taste😒

i love that sand makes plum wine. plum wine is fucking delicious and i'm very relieved those creepy jars in his apartment aren't pickled eggs djkfjlgjf and i'm happy he's bi!! woohoo!! but other than that, i don't find him particularly interesting, although he definitely has potential (legal issues with the wine, whatever the fuck he and top have going on)

obviously, FUCK BOSTON. hope that sexual predator drowns xoxo i don't want to get into it again because i've already made like nine posts about it but god he is a bad dude, and not in a fun way at all. he actually makes me sick. and i'm not exaggerating or being dramatic, i barely ate yesterday because that scene combined with the fandom reciting rape culture talking points without any self-awareness (even sticking to their guns when called out on it), just unironically saying almost verbatim every victim-blaming kind of bullshit people use against real sexual assault survivors made me SO uncomfortable and anxious.

nick...... sweetie pie what are you doing with this walking red flag what do you even like about him is the sex really that good because it honestly doesn't look that good

(like. topmew's love scene in episode one is hot, aesthetically, but i also can't help but think how fucking good everything they did actually feels. not just from an acting perspective but what they are physically doing: the grabbing, the neck and chest kissing, the grabbing, pelvis-to-pelvis and chest-to-chest, the grabbing djfklsjlgd but all of boston's are just kind of like. yeah ok you sure are having sex. that sure was an orgasm. idk, ymmv)

i do think it's funny that there are so many viewers who think that mew is going to "snap" and "seek revenge" or whatever, when nick is such a better candidate for it. that boy is already crazy, he's on a knife's edge. and that sex tape plotline coming up? the photobooth photos? he's going to do something drastic. ticking fucking timebomb.

APRILCHEUM ARE SO CUTE AAAAAAA I WANT SO MUCH MORE OF THEM

good lord i wrote a lot. i hope the fandom doesn't burn me out with their bull shit because there is such a severe lack of forcebook and topmew love and a fucking glut of content for everyone else, and i want to make stuff for forcebook (and especially top).

also i feel like i'm going to end up writing a lot of topmew fanfiction. like with abaab, probably not before it finishes airing but... plus, i still don't have any real ideas, just vibes and some, ah, positions i would like to write hahaha

thank you for reading this far omg

[primaviva]

so any news on carmilla since you returning to the gwen girlies? *does fuck boy hand rub to rizz you into confession*

*does that one pinterest emoji smirk back* ??? LMAOOAOA BUT YES LEMME GIVE YOU GUYS AN UPDATE

for starts yes i AM working on it, i actually started recently and it’s so much easier writing for girls since i have more fun so i feel it maaayyyyyyy get done quicker. but i also want to come on and say that yes, while i will be posting it to tumblr, i think i might make it on wattpad too. its only because i feel like it might be easier for people to read if they read it on wattpad to just scroll and also people usually read series on wattpad and come to tumblr if they wanna read oneshots (beside like oneshot books). and also i like how i can just brainstorm it all together on wattpad and make it look all pretty so… anyways with my AMAZING graphic design skills lemme start showing sneak peaks 😒😒

you can see a little peak of the cover 🤭 BAHAHAHAH but yeah this is what i have going on so far. im also an extreme perfectionist and because i made the wattpad cover start with the capitalization i refuse to not make the titles or writing be lowercase.

ANYWAYS! to start, i usually write gwen with spider gwen in mind so her age is usually between 16-18 in my stuff with the acception of the fics i do that specifically link to spiderverse but she usually is her comic 17-18 version. but for the plot i am gonna take HEAVY inspiration from one of the gwenom comics but its also gonna be based on the comic where she is starting college but when the plot starts she’s already been like a student maybe like a year in.

and secondly….this will NOT be the gwen we know and love or should i say the gwen YALL know and love. i kinda want to mess with her characterization to make it interesting like yes gwen is gonna be the awkward but nice girl but also like because i want this au version of earth 65 to be a little melancholy or dark vibes to it she WILL be a bit of an asshole at times, real cocky, and so on- like it’s gonna be so fun UGH!!

thirdly, im not sure if there is gonna be downright smut in this. like again, ik i have written “suggestive” content like my makeouts because i don’t necessarily write for strictly spiderverse gwen but just a whole amalgamation of it and its always based on comics so she’s like 17-18. i’m bringing this up because if you read carmilla- CMON NOW😭😭😭 there will be the suggestive scenes but idk if imma do it because while this will be the college version of gwen from the comics around 18-19 like i never wrote stuff like that and also don’t wanna perpetuate or feed content to the predator gwen fans on ANY platform. not like carmilla is heavy in sex i just wanna preface that because it’s always weird when people utilize au from something heavily sexual so it implies that the content WILL be sexual and not that that’s wrong in this case i just wanna let yall know you can expect content but not THAT content.

LASTLY the plot is lowkey short like i haven’t fleshed it out yet because i haven’t been having fun on tumblr when i write for guys so i wanna have fun with this and take my time writing the chapters before even releasing them so i don’t worry about dates for theme. but it won’t be like an intense lead rn it’s looking like MAYBE 15 chapters? possibly 20. i want a good balance of plot heavy and also gwen content in it that is sub plots to intensify the main plot (someone break me out of ap lang im gnawing at the enclosure) but i’m still working on it.

so yeah this is just little teasers for now and y’all can tell me what you think. im making little notes and stuff and im gonna woke on the plot and then just get straight to writing so i can just post a chapter weekly until we at the end so it gives me time to sprinkle other stuff in as well. i been over astv and just wanna write for my favorite women so this is me taking my stand on business 😒

[andersonpress]

MY POLICEMAN IS THE TWINK LOVE STORY NO ONE ASKED FOR…

Nov 22, 2022

It’s like Bareback Mountain but without the gay sexual awakening. 

With that being said, this movie is Y’ALL fault. The begging for Harry Styles to act gay in public has produced this annoying ass movie. Harry Styles’ agent said that these accusations with Oliva and Don’t Worry Darling are bringing down the gay vote and he needs to do something to bring us back. Are y’all fucking happy now? Now we have a tired ass twink love story with obvious plot twists that Amazon is going to use when tweeting “Pride happens all year round here.” 

Now I won’t lie - I saw the handjob scene on Twitter and immediately ran to watch the movie. I mean take a look at my PornHub history and that’s really not a shocker…but the lackluster sex, blatant gay behavior, and poor attempts to even try to like not be gay in public was just too much. While Bareback Mountain had me anticipating the next secret meet-up everytime Harry and David relink up I was two seconds from calling the police myDAMNself. This movie drove me deeper into homophobia while also becoming my canonical movie for twinkdom. No White party in Ibiza or Tiger Island compares to this twink ass movie. So let’s get into it. 

The Overall Plot 

So there are three main characters - Tom, Patrick, and Marion. Tom is a policeman who falls in love with Marion, a schoolteacher but begins a passionate love affair with Patrick, a museum curator. The movie starts in the future as Tom and Marion take Patrick into their home as he reaches the end of his life. Tom is apprehensive about this and refuses to interact with Patrick shit even refuses to talk to him leaving Marion to act as his nurse. Patrick offers Marion his diary to give some context into what’s happened in his life that lead him back to them. As Marion cares for the ailing Patrick day-to-day she reads his diary incessantly to learn more and more about Patrick and as she soon learns, her own husband. The movie then illustrates the past - and shows us how we got here. Tom was already courting Marion by the time he met Patrick but that didn’t stop Tom from pursuing Patrick romantically. They makeout in secret, hold hands when no one is looking, and obviously have gay sex in any place they can find. Marion sees their relationship as oddly close as Patrick seems to tag along on everything they do but doesn’t suspect any gay activity for a few months. Word starts to go around that Patrick may be a homosexual which is illegal. Marion fears she will lose Tom to Patrick’s bussy so she does the most violent thing white women do - called the cops. Patrick is taken to the looney bin and she gets to live a lifeless marriage with her gay husband who hates her for like 50 years. Then Tom’s old sick ass pops up at the house and after getting some context Marion is like ‘bro we don’t like each other let’s just cut ties and you need to go fuck him cause you love him and he’s like exxxtra sad.” She leaves and the two oldies hold hands and cry. 

The Twinkery of It All 

Throughout the movie we are bombarded with super twink activity. Thin white men rubbing on each other and holding hands and shit but it also gives Brazzers? The sex scenes seem to be the center of this movie - as the twinks would have it no other way. But you can find better dialogue and action on the front page of PornHub. You can tell they are trying to satisfy all the folks wanting to see Harry Styles involved in explicitly gay acts. And once the post nut clarity hits - you close the computer or in this case change over to the Lego Movie. Now I love gay ass love regardless if it’s twinky or not. I love the initial hesitation of trying to figure out if someone is gay and then if they are gay for you. The awkwardness of trying to figure out PDA, the giggles that you let out when you snuggle up on one another for the first time, and especially the dates that are supposed to last hours but last for days on end. I wanted to leave this movie feeling thankful for being gay. I wanted to cry at the conditions older queers were subject to. Instead I was driven deeper into my internalized homophobia. I watched this movie with two other gay people and we legit fell asleep halfway through. The shots were semi beautiful and semi boring but overall it just felt very unrealistic. Only gay white people could be this forward with being gay while it’s illegal and not be hung in the village square. When I think of a movie like Moonlight I see that awkwardness, that intimacy, that closeness - it feels real. I wanted to cry I guess. And not from embarrassment. 

Marion is Definitely a Bitch

They try to depict the wife as this forgotten about woman determined to not lose her family to the wickedness of homosexual activity. However, she just seems like a bitch. You get back at your husband and his lover by…sentencing them to a life in prison? Then when your husband’s lover is about to die you care for him for like a month? Marion what the fuck is that? You realize this man has no love for you after being stuck in a loveless marriage with you…and then you just leave? There is this scene where she confides in her friend about her frustration just for her friend to be like…girl I’m a faggot. She was gagged!! Marion you are in kahoots with every fag in town girl maybe look inwards. Like her gaydar can’t be that bad. She’s the heart of this story for whatever reason. She’s the reason that these two twinks couldn’t be together and she can’t even tell anyone this until 50 years after the fact as she’s leaving the house. She’s annoying as hell and a weak ass bitch. Just be a beard and sleep around like everyone else girl. 

Just Watch Brokeback Girl or Moonlight or Porn

I mean…don’t watch this. Especially if you’re gay. I’ll probably watch this again out of hate or if I’m super drunk. Maybe. 

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Got ahold of Step by Step episode 12. We needed 2 more episodes as usual with these series.

If you've not watched the show, please do. It's worth your time, even if you feel like you're wading thru the first few episodes. It's slow burn. This is not horny hours. This is really office hours.

Spoilers under the cut obvs.

Some meta. Mostly my opinions.

I wrote that paragraph before the Mildly Spicy Bed Makeout. I kind of enjoy that Jeng shooed Pat to the shower For Reasons. At least, I personally infer bottom reasons but that's just me. Still, I would have liked more spice à la Bed Friend, but I'm a thirsty ho.

I'll get this admission off my chest — I'm bummed that we got those really spicy kisses and that's as far as it went. KP and Domundi productions spoiled me, obviously. Did I want to see them fake fuck? Yeah. I'll admit it.

The scene where they were writing out then deleting their text messages was acted to perfection.

Hot take — Ben is the worst ugly crier. We love him anyway.

Jeng is a stalker, he needs to learn to go less hard. He also needed to resign like, 2 years earlier from the company. Good for him though. Dad is hot. Shame he's a homophobe.

I am super over people singing in the shows, no matter how good they are.

I love that Jeng's passion is cooking.

You can tell this is a real Thai show because when they show that green curry, it's real green curry even if it's store bought. It's hard to find good green curry paste over here unless you're in certain places.

Jeng's mom — what was the point of a 30 second meeting. Ben is so good at being nervous and young, he's really a great actor.

The chemistry is off the charts in this episode, good Christ. They obviously had fun shooting the cake scene.

Jeng better have a hell of a savings if he's returning all his shares to his dad and putting his hopes on his restaurant.

The restaurant biz is a bitch. I grew up in the restaurant business and the margins are razor thin, even in famous and successful restaurants. Hopefully, Pat's advertising firm is doing well.

Seriously, again. Needed another couple episodes. Especially with how Jeng's dad tossed his resignation letter.

I know Man said this would be his only BL, but I would really like to see them do another show together. They really got their shit together at the end and it's rare to see a couple that can have this kind of chemistry.

The age difference works really well between them, it's comfortable — which isn't there for a lot of decade+ couples — and there's a lot of plots where this could be used. So let's manifest that.

I have no idea what the fuck Man does for a living, so I'm not sure if he's even free to do another series. Dude has an econ degree, which means nothing (no offense econ folks, you guys are like Swiss army knives). I suspect he's a mini Mile Phakphum, and just sort of exists on the largess of his family and his modeling career.

I very much liked this series. It's definitely in my list of favorites. For me, it started out rocky because I didn't understand what it was trying to do. Looking back, now that I see what the aim is, the path it took is perfect.

Would I have liked more sex? Absolutely, but as I mentioned before — I'm a thirsty ho. These lads get paid more than I make as a clinical lab scientist, spending my day making your doctor look smart. A little bed shenanigans isn't too much to ask.

Alas, I can't complain too much. The kisses we got were A+, top-tier compared to nearly any other series. The physical stuff we did get was also A+. Truly, my complaints are mostly unfounded. We could have ended up with Korean level bullshit.

I'm not going to bother with meta about the story because there's users here that are far better at articulating exactly what I want to say, so troll the tag for them.

[mischas]

Since we know they originally wanted to have the topic of sex addressed in S1 but couldn't due to network pressures, how do you think it would have played out in S1 - and it can't take place in 110! Agree with you on the physical comfort they have so early on, tho the scene in 303 as distracting as it is with all the blankets and cuts isn't so bad either (I remind myself) it's actually quite bold when she's on top ( there aren't any blankets b/w them). We deserved more/any makeout scenes in S3!

I'd say with almost complete certainty that they'd finally sleep together after 114. And it makes sense with their even better physicality in 115. Network pressures is some rubbish tbh. Like I understand to an extent but come on omg (to them, not you). I think their first time (if it were to take place in s1) would come and go with little fanfare but they'd find out what works and what doesn't. And I think being able to be physically intimate while also being openly in love with one another would heal a lot of the wounds they carry around. Bringing in third party interference really shot this show in the foot. Oliver's interesting and maddening to watch but that grows tired.

The scene in 303 isn't awful but yeah there are issues. The way they wake up the next morning at least feels fluid and sweet and domestic. We deserved soooooo much more overall it's true.

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B, E, G, I, O, P, S, V, W, X, Y for El Hopper

El Hopper NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

B- Body Part

El loves her partners eyes, she likes to stare at them, point out every color, and will sometimes search for the colors in everyday times. She also loves staring at her partners lips, and often reaches out to touch them, either with her fingers or her own.

On her own body she likes her hair- loves to decorate and play with it. She also enjoys her eyes and how much she looks like the rest of her family.

E-Experience

El does not have any experience outside of Mike honestly- and even he didn't teach her much. She does sometimes try and search people's day to days to learn more (using her powers like she did with Max) and will often try and mimic what people do. She thinks it's all kind of funny to watch

G-Goofy

If she's trying something new and is trying to get it right? She's dead serious- she hates being seen as dumber/ off for not knowing much and will go to great ends to become a professional at every task.

How ever if she had the right partner/has done something a few times, she'll be a bit more laid back and goofy. She often finds ways to laugh and have fun with trying things

I- Intimacy

She.LOVES. Romance. If it's a quickie, just a makeout session, or a long drawn out scene- she's putting her heart into it. She gets committed so fast and so deeply that one night stands often bloom into long lasting relationships. She can not stop herself from commiting to romance and shows it during sessions

O-Oral

I sort of hc that her first time with oral is sort of a disaster (inexperienced masturbator meet inexperienced pussy eater) and so she's not super huge for it. It kinda bored her more than anything until she gets someone who knows what they're doing. She likes it occasionally, more a fan of seeing her partners rather than just the tops of their heads. If she does receive she likes laying back or sitting on the edge of the bed. If they ask her to ride their face she tends to use her powers to lessen the weight.

As for giving- still not a huge fan. She feels like she looks weird and when she watches someone else give a blowjob she is mortified because she thinks they look silly- not sexy. She also has a prominent gag reflex and many of her friends and family have walked in on her deepthroating popsicles to try and calm it. Max definitely teaches her the thumb trick though. Even if she doesn't love giving blowjobs she delivers cause she likes making people happy.

Now, for eating out? She learns fast. She definitely studies the thing before even touching a vagina because she's so overwhelmed by it. Penises are easy- vaginas are a lot more. When she gets it though? Oh she loves it. She doesn't have to worry about deepthroating, or about what she looks like. She also finds that despite her own worries- she likes the weight of someone on her face. It sort of calms her nerves.

P- Pace

She definitely likes taking her time, but quickies where they might get caught? She loves it. What can I say? She's an adrenaline junkie.

She likes showing her partners that she cares and that she loves them- and she does this with sex as well as everyday occurrences. She loves to hear them talk about their day while getting them off and when she can take her time to admire them? Her favorite thing in the world.

S- Stamina

She is a trooper, and with the help of her powers she could go for hours honestly. It's less about getting tired and more her senses being overwhelmed.often her partners need to calm her down and tell her to rest, cause if not she'll go until the lights burst.

V- Volume

Despite normally not being very loud- she is a screamer. Her first orgasm she nearly cause Hopper to have a heart attack cause he thought she died. She gets only slightly better over time but she still is loud

W- Wildcard

I feel as if she would be into pet play. I think using her trauma from being dehumanized and applying it where she can control it is something she enjoys, as well as being praised for doing easy tasks. She doesn't indulge often, but when she does she finds herself happy with it.

She is a switch but is more prone to domming in my eyes. She likes the control she has, how she can command someone without threat and can be in charge without someone demanding things of her. She very much had to have talks about her dynamics because of her traumas (totally not me projecting what-)

X- X ray

Y'all know how she steals her brother's clothes?

Yeah

She would also steal their tighter whities, sorry not sorry

Y- Yearning

Before her first orgasm? Nonexistent. Bored by sex and thinks it's stupid. After the first? She is nonstop