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[Boxing Day]
Mate, I know you've probably got an amazing itinerary for New Year's Eve planned for us already. But I hope you haven't given any RSVPs you've got to stick to. I think you might like this one.
[Attached: image of the invitation to the New Year's Eve bash.]
#whiz#i know it's still xmas in g's texts but i wanted this#and decided to just start a new one but lmk if you want me to answer the othher one too#also lmk if this doesn't work for you#he'd def have texted merry xmas on christmas but i figured they wuldn't have texted a whole lot aside from just christmas stuff
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birthday boy 🎂
#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#simblr#ts4 screenshots#theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3#sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3#...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak#actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look#on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd#and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out#expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw 😭 i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too#oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for#the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect#i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing#like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it#ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon#realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW 🫵‼
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For both of ya'll-
What's your earliest memory? Are you fond of it? Are you both doing ok now at least?
Also! For Macaque, have some extra theater props and such! For Mayor, here's a business card for a therapist. Please- your mental state is worrying- q-q If not that, have some noodles dude. Not sure if you need to eat but surely some comfort food will make you feel marginally better?
That's all! :D Have a nice day!
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#blue and violet#both of them are fine#sort of#Mayor's backstory had already been revealed in the series but they definitely do not want to talk about it#Macaque on the other hand doesn't care because it didn't matter#also most of you won't know this but Mayor does not believe in therapy on this story#meaning: they do not think it works or is worth it#which is really funny because they probably need it more than Macaque#and its really stupid because how can you not believe in therapy?
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> FERDINAND II.
And so your PLANT shall henceforth be known as FERDINAND II.
The thought of needing to inform FERDINAND I of his having a namesake makes you a bit ill, but you are already hard at work devising several plausible excuses for the gesture. Something about how you've named it after the one most invested in its naming, or how it is similarly prone to drooling. Yes. Yes, you will be able to deflect quite easily, should the need arise. It has nothing to do with your fondness for FERDINAND or your desire for a substitute in his imminent absence, no—again, you are not so prone to sentimentality. It's about the drool.
Well, anyway. Best to move on with your day and think about something else, lest you grow maudlin or cultivate further affection for the PLANT. May the GODDESS be merciful and never cause you to develop inclinations that could be described as paternal.
Now that your plant has received sufficient care, it is time for COFFEE. You set to making your morning brew. By CHANCE, there happens to be sufficient water remaining in the kettle for FERDINAND I to have TEA, should he wish it.
Per your TIMEPIECE, it is now a quarter to eight. You have made excellent progress on your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST thus far: the only remaining task is to remove FERDINAND. You are starting to get rather peckish and would like to be rid of him quickly, but over the past week, you have found that extracting the man from YOUR QUARTERS is a more arduous task than it ought to be.
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#fire emblem#hubert von vestra#fe16#ferdibert#hpnd#sterge.pptx#fe3h#sorry this was late lol#late according to the update schedule i don't have#as the poll was wrapping i thought 'wouldn't it be fucked up to make a game where you make coffee.'#never mind that 1. i've barely made any games#2. i had no idea how to make a multi-part game#3. i wanted to turn it around in ~24 hours#i actually Did finish the game in about a day but i still had to write a post and draw the bg + the panel#if the game doesn't work: sorry#it Should work on mobile (android and ios) but it is pretty finicky#it works Better on desktop but that's not saying much#if you run into any showstopping issues: please lmk so i can fix it#did Some bug testing (aka made my friends do it for me) but not a lot lol. again: short turnaround time#i know there's a bug with the message/alert windows if you click through things too fast but idk what i did and i don't really care lol#maybe i'll fix that eventually#i'd like to also make it smoother and add some more animations but i kinda doubt i'll get around to it#pretty pleased as i did the entire game with pure css and no images except the fireplace#idk if that's cool to anybody else but it makes me happy#god dog… that background is screwy. need to fix that.#i will fix it someday. [lie]
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going from my previous theme to this one feels like switching from a dark mode to a light one or something
#u-umm. h-hiiiii#also tumblr is still very very slow for me for some reason so if something is not working or it's not visible lmk#like on mobile it shows my pfp but on my pc it doesn't.... weird...#a-anyway i am THE sunday mutual btw. im just very good at hiding how actually insane i am abt him#o-or it's more like. im just very shy I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYY I'M VERY SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIM I CAN ONLY ADMIRE HIM QUIETLY#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]#edit also yeah uh if you follow me and you avoid hsr spoilers. um. i-i'm so sorry
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i guess even they had someone they could say they loved.
#drops random sanada brothers lore and runs away cutely#fun fact i actually was working on these since march. yeah#and also nope the girl isn't actually eiko she just looks a lot like her for symbolism reasons#anyway lmk if you want me to elaborate 👍#🍓prisoner 005: sanada kei 🍓#🗡️guard 001: sanada eiji 🗡️#also. i literally forgot how to draw eiji. eiji please come back soon your own mother doesn't remember your face anymore
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@bloodbared // plotted
Temperance wasn't sure what it was about him.
Richter had never made much of an impression on them before. But they'd sailed through high school without a care in the world. They hardly noticed anything or anyone. He'd probably been there, and they just hadn't been paying attention, and then they'd left town.
Unfortunate circumstances led them back home, but that didn't mean they were going to give up on the Youtube grind. It was what was paying off their student loans, of course, so there wasn't much choice either way. They were back and looking for new leads on anything paranormal and they found him.
Temp had sat through the interview easily. Asked all the right questions at all the right times. Responded appropriately. Laughed when they were meant to, all the great things an interviewer did, they did. Things had a tendency to come easy to them, after all. But they were more than just enjoying the interview, they were enraptured by it. By him.
Maybe it was wrong, or weird to be so attracted to a man telling them about all the spilled guts he'd seen but they couldn't help themself. There was just something about him. Maybe it was their similar interests? Maybe it was having someone so engaged in what they were doing and saying? They didn't know. By the time the interview was over, Temperance was practically squirming in their seat.
They smile at Richter, glancing back at their camera set up. They stand and move to turn it off. Normally they'd leave it on to catch some post production, maybe some b-roll, anything like that. But not tonight. Tonight, they were going to shoot their shot. And who knew? Maybe luck would be on their side.
"listen." Their voice is casual. "i'm not normally so bold..."
Not on things like this, anyway. They'd only ever had one partner sexually and that had been one of the most awkward and uncomfortable experiences of their life.
"but like... i think you're really hot. and that was an amazing interview. and as much as i'd love to get to work on post-production... maybe." They stroll over to him, lightly lay a hand on his shoulder. "maybe we could spend a little more time together tonight?"
#bloodbared#;temperance threads#suggestive cw#just starting this here and then after things get real spicy i'll probably continue it on my u.sfw sideblog#which is hclyrollers#you don't have to follow there if you don't want to#but itll be where this is mostly at!!#also lmk if this doesn't work or you need me to change anything!!#also ALSO sorry for the length lmao i just love to set a scene#no need to match it!
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@eyeknowmayhem asked for a silly starter / mm donnie and wingnut.
he's made a space in their hectic home to set up his laptop where they (and anyone else who ends up joining) can both see. he's got access to all the best streaming sites, some by...dubiously legal means. he's not even setting them up for a proper binge session, this is just to figure out their commonalities. "okay, okay, you've seen fullmetal alchemist, right?" he almost feels dumb for even asking about such a classic, but hey, he doesn't know what the internet sitch was in superfly's lair. his own brothers would've been bored to death without him managing the tech, after all.
#hello :) lmk if this doesn't work or if you want anything different!#i figure p/ost f/ilm for this one. they are hanging out#eyeknowmayhem#𓆉 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐦𝐦 / perhaps the reason this night looks so beautiful is us.#also i'll be real i'm such a poser i've watched like. four anime
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Some sketches of my wizard Peri as I (slowly) work my way through Act III
#i've probably mentioned this before but he's from a tyranny of dragons campaign i played in#so bestie is sick and tired of cleaning up the gods' messes#mystra made him her champion without him asking for it or being directly associated with her#(pretty much all of the other characters had pre-existing relationships with their deities)#so i am having Thoughts about that whole dynamic#especially now that he's dating Gale and desperately trying to convince him to Please Not Succumb To His Own Hubris For Fucks Sake#he wants to ✨ punch Mystra in the balls ✨ which. you know. who doesn't#he and shadowheart are besties. they get wine drunk and gossip with each other#i think he sees wyll as a younger brother#especially b/c he's like? 10-ish years older than him? and he's worked with ulder before#going off of the 5e timeline for faerun bg3 would be happening just a few years after tyranny of dragons finishes#which also tracks for wyll's story if you see it as an early attempt by the cult to summon tiamat#also peri's a changeling which makes act III fucking wild for him#poor guy's going through it#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 tav#sketch dump#if you cant read any of it lmk and i'll tell you
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∗ o8﹕ sender shows up at receiver’s home late at night . for max! just. finds him in her living room or w/e probably mid-eating a condiment with his fingers
“What the fuck.”
It wasn’t spoken like a question, but it sure as hell was one. Max gaped at the man sitting on her couch, practically wrist-deep in a jar of relish, her mind struggling to come up with something that would explain the bizarre scene playing out before her.
Nothing.
She had absolutely nothing.
She wasn’t even mad (for the moment, at least), just confused beyond belief. What was he doing here? How had he gotten in? Why relish, of all things? Why couldn’t he at least use a spoon? “You—” A blink, two, before letting out a long-suffering sigh, head falling back. She stared up at her ceiling for a long moment, silently regretting every choice she’d ever made in life, before muttering “Screw it” and kicking her shoes off.
This might as well happen.
She tried to ignore him as she put her stuff away, tried to ignore the headache that was steadily growing, but eventually came back to the living room brandishing a spoon. “That’s disgusting. And also, terrible manners. You don’t just break into someone’s house and then stick your dirty fingers in their condiments. That’s just rude.”
@ofkasterborous (x)
#ofkasterborous#✦ ic: max parker#✦ verse: tbd (max parker)#✦ meme reply: max parker#this is assuming she knows him (though idk if you wanted to still think of previous threads as “canon” for us now that you moved blogs)#the alternative would be yelling/throwing things at him/calling the cops#though we could also do pre-established knowing each other even if you wanted to start fresh#idk this is just what came to mind lmk if it doesn't work#✦ queued
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conspiracy theories really would have you believe that no one ever commits suicide and i feel like that kind of mindset is really not a good one like. these theories spread the belief that someone would NEVER commit suicide if they were working on something they thought was important or if they were planning for the future or if they had friends and family or if they seemed totally normal before they died and all comes from a total lack of understanding of depression and suicide and like how are we supposed to change our cultural attitudes towards suicide if we're just in total denial that it even exists?
#cw sui mention#lmk if anyone needs/wants this tagged with something else#anyway this comes from a tweet i saw implying a researcher who committed suicide while working on a book abt the rape of nanking#must've actually been murdered by the japanese government to cover up their war crimes#and like dgmw the japanese government have gone above and beyond to cover up their past war crimes#but like. people do commit suicide sometimes. it does no one any good to pretend it doesn't happen.#it also really annoyed me because people don't seem to understand that immersing yourself in the worst events in human history#might have a detrimental effect on mental health#i had a lecturer who had to abandon his research and switch research topics bc studying the holocaust was giving him constant nightmares#it's not easy and you need support and help#anyway.
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if you aren't autistic you have 0 right to talk over autistic people. stay out of it. stop infantilizing us.
#autism#actually autistic#this is about several things#1. if you ever call asd a softboy disorder ever again I hope you get a brick thrown at you#2. stop telling autistic people whether or not they should want a cure#3. stop fucking using having another disorder as an excuse to ignore us and continue to be ableist#4. don't pretend that we're done working for autistic rights because were more talked about and further along then other things-#-it doesn't help also even extremely privileged autistic people still feel the effects of anti-autistic ableism#5. and other autistic people. stop talking over EACH OTHER. stop talking over people with different support needs and symptoms LISTEN#there's more I'll add later#OH YEAH 6. stop trying to turn the word disordered into a dirty word stop acting like we're better than ppl with things like-#-personality disorders or adhd or whatever whatever because we dont have a disorder we have a special ability-#-autism is a disorder-#-and even if it weren't you don't get to use that to talk over people with other disorders#ITS CALLED ASD. autism spectrum DISORDER#lmk if I got anything wrong
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Do you think you be Mayor could’ve been better friends (orsomethingmore) under different circumstances?
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#literally the only reason these two know each other is because LBD needed the two of them to find the skeleton key#if it were not for that then these two would have never met#so I suppose you could say it always had to turn out this way#but that doesn't mean it cant get any better#BUT THEN AGAIN I SUPPOSE YOU COULD ALSO SAY THAT IT CAN GET WORSE#Macaque really doesn't know what to think of the Mayor#like the dude did some crazy and hurtful stuff to Macaque (kind of) with the whole kidnapping thing#but its not like Macaque can actually blame the Mayor for doing that#same goes for the fact that Macaque had to work with the Chief against his will all those years ago#the Mayor/Chief isnt the one ti blame here but the guy still did that stuff#so its complicated#in other words Macaque wants to hate the Mayor but literally cannot find a valid reason to do so#could these two habe been friends from the get go if things were different?#I don't think so#because they would have never met in the first place#because LBD is the reason these two met and LBD is also the reason why the relationship turned very very sour and bitter#at least in Macaque's POV
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@desiredprince / x.
jonathan is not blind. he has been around long enough to notice when someone stares a little too closely, when their interest seems piqued far more than it should be. the blond man had watched him carefully the entire time he'd been inside the establishment, and now on the streets outside it, jonathan knows he is being followed. the average person probably wouldn't notice it — but heightened senses allow for the awareness, allow him to sense the other's presence not far behind him. the doctor tucks into a nearby alleyway, dark and secluded ; the rats scuttle beneath his feet, little heartbeats that sound far too loud in his ears. he has not fed in a bit — that must be remedied soon. but, first ... “ are you going to skulk around in the shadows all night, or are you going to come out and introduce yourself? ”
#desiredprince#╰ * jonathan reid : ic ⧽ welcome to the world through the looking glass.#// lmk if you need changes !!! it's been a hot min since i played vampyr so my jonathan voice is rusty lmfaoooo#// i also haven't watched the amc version of iwtv yet 😳 SO. YEAH. IF ANYTHING DOESN'T WORK JUST LMK.
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Flat On Your Face: Chapter 9
read on ao3! NOTE: SIGNIFICANT TAG UPDATE!
summary: We've graduated from communication clarity level "blackout curtains" to "mirror after a hot shower." (No scoffing at progress.)
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“I—” The words caught in his throat. Was Eddie playing dumb? He had to be, or messing with him, or something. Unable to decide if he was more ticked off or embarrassed, he flapped a hand dismissively. “I won’t mess it up this time, that’s all. Just a roadblock. A…big roadblock, but just a roadblock. I won’t let it hold me up for too long.” “Not trying to diminish what you’re struggling with, so don’t take this the wrong way, but dude…how is it your fault these letters are vague as hell? Nina’s been chewing on them for a year now. No one’s expecting you to have it figured it out in like, an hour.” Eddie hadn’t said it directly, but he didn’t need to. Even silent, it was loud enough already to be all Fabian could hear. Thinking you’re more special than the person literally called the Chosen One? Hello, Pride.
#house of anubis#hoa#house of anubis fanfic#foyf#my writing#finally. the beast is slain. (it was really fun to slay it fwiw but that doesn't mean it was easy X_X)#also if you see typos or weird sentences i did NOT check my work as diligently this time so oops! lmk if there is. lmfao
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Closed starter for @triggerbigger :3c
It's late at night and the gas station is well and truly dead. Jack hasn't seen a customer for hours now, aside from the Kieffer currently sleeping at one of the booths inside. Normally, he would be delighted and looking forward to a night of smooth sailing.
Unfortunately, though, tonight seems as though it's going to be anything but.
Right now, Tony and Jack are out back while Jerry mans the front, looking in the trunk of Tony's car. In there is the corpse of a very, very dead Kieffer. It looks as though Kieffer's been dead for a few hours at most, his permanent expression of confused bewilderment still stuck on his face. He's almost making the same face as the other Kieffer currently alive and well in the store, which Jack might find funny in any other circumstance.
"I thought we were through with this," Jack says with an exhausted sigh. He looks up from the body and over at Tony, his face set in a frown. "Are you sure-"
"It was an accident," Tony says insistently. He looks just as tired and stressed as Jack is feeling as he runs a hand through his messy curls. "For real this time. Swear to God, Jack."
"I believe you, man. I just don't know how we're supposed to explain any of this to anyone. This is, what, the tenth time now?" Jack looks back at the corpse. "... Do you think Spencer would take this one back, too?"
Instead of replying, Tony abruptly slams the trunk of the car shut, nearly closing it on Jack's hand in the process. Immediately, Jack startles, looking at his friend with wide eyes.
"What the fuck-" he starts, only to be cut off.
"Hey!" Tony calls out, immediately putting on a charming smile as he leans back against his car and lifts a hand in a wave. Jack immediately comes to the conclusion that someone has found them and does his best to appear natural as well, though he doesn't turn to see who it is.
"Fancy seeing you here, sweetheart," Tony continues, clearly pleased to see the newcomer despite his nerves at being caught. "My, ah, coworker and I here are just taking care of something real quick."
"Yep," Jack confirms, still not turning around. "Nothing to worry about here. Just normal gas station stuff." He pretends not to notice the sharp look Tony quickly shoots his way.
#you and your friends here are all kinds of messed up {in character}#triggerbigger#closer to canon verse: sharp left turn#//the timeline is my bitch. this is a volume 1 event but it's happening now#ask to tag#//jack & tony: don't be suspicious!! doooon't be suspicious!!!#//also if you want me to change anything lmk!!!#//or if this doesn't work or anything
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