#also lmao nifty

[nunalastor]

did you guys notice that in the commercial they record for the hotel alastor glitches out the whole time

[kemihaydeestantonva]

No I'm not done talking about Hazbin Hotel lore because somebody mentioned to me there was a theory that sinners under contract have the blacked out eyes, like Husk, or in Angel's case where his contract is circumstantial he has only one eye blacked out,

And I thought to myself "Well that's a really cool idea, especially thinking about Mimzy and her Mammon tattoo, but what about Alastor now that we know his little secret?" AND THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT HIS DEMON FORM LOOKS LIKE

You guys might be onto something with this.

[evillillad]

if u ever wanna know what puppet molly and persona molly is like, just watch this fucking video.

[andromedaexists]

so instead of working this morning like i should be i've been doing research into angels and angelic beings from scripture...

gotta say tho, thank god i have amazing Jewish friends to guide me through my research because holy shit is it hard to find anything. like, you look up angels in the Tanakh and that's just too broad of a search, the Tanakh covers too much. But then, I am not educated enough (yet) to know specifically where within the Tanakh to look for angels and their depictions, and if you aren't careful you start to get articles about "Biblically Accurate Angels" (which I have a whole ass thing against)

then, Then, I have to be careful about where I do get my sources because a lot of talk about angels in the Jewish sphere is within closed mystical practices and I would never want to encroach where I am not welcome as a goy

I think i've figured out at least a few scripture locations for angel depictions (Ezekiel has Ophanim, Seraphim, Cherubim, Chayot, and I think Erelim; Daniel has Ishim; 1 Kings has Cherubim) but I still have quite a few to go (Chashmalim, Malachim, Elohim, and B’Nei Elohim)

I guess all this to say: I am desperately trying to stay in my lane while conducting this research, but if you see me accidentally step over a line please tell me. I am really just trying my darndest and I love to study, but sometimes the hunger for knowledge makes you blind to where you need to stop

[hailng]

My work in progress right now 😬

[mars-ipan]

that doctor post i just rbed is making me think abt how when i described my life-inhibiting anxiety and depression (the symptoms not the illnesses) to the doctor at my wellness check she started off by giving me breathing exercises and encouraging me to keep my physical health as good as i can i.e. sunlight and hydration and exercise. and like don’t get me wrong that IS good advice but i’ve literally been working on that for years lmao. thank god for my mom who explained that A.) i know all of this and B.) i’ve been to therapy before. thank you mom for making sure i’m not also diagnosed in my 30s :))

[buggyinsect]

I am constantly screaming about music tbh

[niconiconwo]

Tone generators are neat bc I can give myself a half-ass hearing test. I can hear out of both up to 11.5KHz but after that it kinda wavers around so my ears have different hearing troughs at the high end but around 16KHz I hear nothing at all. I can hear down to about 35Hz perceptively but it's very hard.

Also I induced a little tinnitus so maybe don't do this.

[littlestarxmilkyway]

That post made me remember Dungeon Encounters, and going down that well was so intriguing. I didn't realize Cattle Call developed it, but when I looked at their credits, I was surprised to see they worked with Grezzo on Legacy and Alliance. It's a little funny to think of Ishii's new company working together on SaGa inspired titles.

[night0rchidd]

Grading Hazbin Characters Based on How Well They Lace Your Corset

cw: Slightly Suggestive content!!

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Charlie: B-. She can kinda do it, but gets so excited thinking about how pretty you look that her hands keep fumbling, leaving you with a corset that’s comfortable, but not evenly laced if you look closely.

Vaggie: B+. More coordinated than Charlie, but she’s confused as to why you’re wearing this. “Babe, you look fine without this. Won’t it inhibit your movements? Are you uncomfortable?” She doesn’t understand why you want to wear something so fancy for a casual day at the hotel.

Angel Dust: A+++. He can do this in his /sleep/, and the fact that he has four arms is clearly helpful. He laces corsets for himself often, and he obviously can’t see the back when doing it, so when he’s lacing yours where he can see? It’s done in less than a minute, and perfectly. Man is an absolute legend. He’ll also give you tips on how to lace it yourself in ways that won’t be as restrictive, in case you’re planning on…/certain activities./

Husk: Solid C. He /can/ do it, but he doesn’t exactly /want/ to, and he doesn’t have a lot of experience. Besides, he’s really cautious about hurting you, so he probably doesn’t tighten it as much as he should, which leaves the top half slightly loose. (He is looking *respectfully*)

Nifty: F. She simply can’t reach it, and if she manages to jump on your shoulders she’ll just start dusting you like you’re an antique couch. (She’s doing her best lmao)

Sir Pentious: D- (but A for Effort, he’s so precious I can’t fail him) He’s trying so hard ok!! But he can’t keep track of where the ribbons go, and he probably just offered to lace /everyone’s/ corset after yours, so he’s now worried that he will have to do this impossible task not only once, but for everyone in the damn hotel.

Lucifer: C-. Much like his daughter, he’s too focused on how pretty you look, coupled with the fact that…well, he’s Lucifer, he makes rubber ducks for a living, I just can’t picture him being good at this. But by GOD, he will compliment you to no end while he gives you his best attempt.

Alastor: A+. THIS MAN IS FROM 1920’S NEW ORLEANS. HE IS CLASSY AS HELL. HE PROBABLY DID THIS FOR MIMZY EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. He’s not as stylistic about it as Angel, but that’s because he likes things more…traditional. And you can bet your ass that he’s going to make you the best Jambalaya on this side of Hell tonight.

[eternalera]

the fact that alastor only came back after they made the hotel is funny to me

bro was so glad he didnt have to do any of the work lmao

also...

everyones faces

angel:

cherri:

lucifer:

charlie

nifty:

vaggie

husk:

they all look so shocked and confused-

no but the fact that alastor didnt help them build the hotel is hilarious to me. what a silly little guy

[stellamancer]

Like, I literally cannot wait for the Nier: Automata anime to come out because there will likely be an influx of 9S fics for me to just binge.

Hopefully anyway. 

maybe i can drag joz and/or mao in by showing them adam and eve. well i showed joz eve so like. a little push and hehehehehehe. 

[sidsinning]

I know a lot of people say Alastor is totally evil and doesn't care about anyone but himself, only using Charlie for his own goals

It's true that he is associating with Charlie in the first place bc he has his own uses for her

I get that but I have a slight disagreement?

He DOES care about Charlie enough to go to bat for her and truly believe in her strengths (while still acknowledging he plans to use it for his own gain lol), despite what he says about her ideas for redemption, he even proudly admits this to Rosie

Which is surprising, he genuinely is fond of her

Ofc he cares about his own schemes and reputation way way wayyyy more and is not above taking advantage of her misfortune to benefit himself in the end

It's just a cool juxtaposition and complexity I noticed in terms of his relationship with Charlie at least

Then his relationships with other people (all women somehow lmao) like Nifty, Rosie, and Mimzy are interesting too bc he is also genuinely fond of them

He actually in a way enjoys being helpful to the people he cares about, giving his mic to Charlie to support her, then being infamously known for helping Mimzy out of tight spots

He even only just sternly reprimands her for taking advantage of him while still trying to keep their friendship intact? Like a responsible adult??? When he got extremely intense and violent with Husk for insulting him once??? Insane

You would think a cut throat edgy sinister character like him wouldn't care about anything but manipulating people like he has done but he is actually quite human despite what demonic things he's done

It's neat

[myntrose]

ೃ⁀➷partners in crime ︻デ═一

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ft: Alastor x gn! reader

summary: It's another night at the hotel. Everyone is lounging around the shared space, or sitting at the bar. With a boost of confidence (and a few drinks) Angel finally asks the burning question everyone had : How did you and Alastor meet?

cw: demi! Alastor, established relationship(married), Alastor and reader meet when they were alive, reader is an assassin , killing and mild gore (it's alastor yall), a lot of petnames, no use of y/n, no beta we die like men

a/n: it's the way alastor got me smiling and kicking my feet. he got me to break my 1 year hiatus LMAO. also, I am aware that he's ace. I myself am somewhere along the demi spectrum, so this fic is purely for comfort n coping. if you don't like it, pls ignore :,D

wc: 1.5 k (1,469 words)

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The hotel common was filled with low gentle music and idle chatter. Vaggie and Charlie were on the couch, talking about everything and nothing. Nifty was running around chasing some poor roach. Even Cherri was here, with Sir Pentious attempting to flirt with her once again.

Husk was behind the bar, in ordinary fashion. Although he was mostly listening and doing his job, he would occasionally chide into the conversation the other two residents at the hotel were having. Angel was in the middle of telling you about how much of a headache Val was, while you gave him you condolences. It seemed like the only person missing was the radio demon himself, who was probably in his tower, making a new broadcast.

"Speakin of which..." Angel, who noticed Alastor's lack of presence, noted "I got a question for ya toots. How is it that tall, red and creepy managed to bag you as a partner? You're sweet and all, I get that. But how did you even meet-"

The loud slam of drinks caused the peace within the hotel to halt . Husk shoots a stern glare towards Angel, almost to warn him, be cautious about asking question's about Alastor and his darling, you never know if he's listening.

"It's alright, Husk" You send him a sincere smile. While he would never trust your husband, he can't help but believe your words.

"Well, Angel, let's start with this. If you've ever wondered why I'm down here in the first place, it's because of the occupation I had when I was alive. That's actually how I met Alastor."

Oh, maybe you were a thief and were trying to steal something from Alastor. Or maybe a detective that was on the case to solve his murders. Or maybe-

"I was hired to assassinate one of his targets."

oh.

You couldn't help but laugh at Angels' reaction. Sure, you were kind to those in the hotel, and definitely not as threatening as most overlords. He, and most people you met in Hell, just assumed you committed some mundane crime and got the unfortunate eternal punishment .

Taking a small sip of your drink, you start to recollect the unforgettable night that would define your current relationship.

It was supposed to be like any other job that you were given. Your employer would hand you a file, you would find the target, and get paid in return. Maybe it wasn't the most ethical way to make money, but hey, you knew how to kill so you made it work.

You had followed your target into the bar, while waiting away in the corner. Though your eyes were focused on them the entire night, you couldn't help but feel another pair of eyes on you.

It was probably some random patron in the bar, you guessed. It wasn't for another hour when you noticed that your target had left the vicinity.

The streets were dark, with the occasional street light every block or so. It was perfect place to finish your job. All you needed was for your target to turn into some alleyway, and as quietly as you followed him, you'd quietly go for the kill-

Quietly. Hold on, why was it so quite?

Looking up the street, you noticed that what was once where your target stood was now empty. There was no way he outran you, given that you would have heard his footsteps. To the right of you were the woods, maybe he took a detour?

No, everything felt wrong. Every single thought in your brain was screaming to run, to grab your gun that was hidden beneath your coat, to get out of here-

"Careful my dear, we wouldn't want you getting hurt now, would we?"

A cold blade found its way to your neck. Two very disturbing facts became known to you. First, was the fact that the blade was already stained red. And second, you were about to be the second kill of the night.

A million thoughts ran through your mind. Was this how you were going to die? How fast could you grab your gun? Would your employer be pissed off that you died in the job? With your eyes shut closed, you waited for the knife to make contact.

"Now now, there's no need to be so scared my dear! My, you look like a deer in headlights!"

...what?

Opening your eyes, you're met with the mysterious man who just had his weapon on you seconds ago. He seemed vaguely familiar, probably having seen him at the bar you frequent.

"It seems that I've caused you quite a scare. Do know that wasn't my intention. I just wanted to see for myself this new assassin I've heard so much about! You've caused quite the gossip, my dear. Makes good conservation."

You continued to stand in silence, with the initial shock of almost dying wearing off now. As mad as you were that you got caught, you were equally confused on just who this man was. With some more listening to his voice, the answer popped into your mind.

"You- you're that new radio host! Alastor, was it?"

Alastor's smile grew at the acknowledgment. "Indeed I am! Glad to know you've heard about me."'

Had anyone walked into the conversation you two were having, they would have assumed it was one between new acquaintances. In which one has a knife in their hand, while the other has a gun.

"You see, my dear, I've heard quite a bit about your line if work. While I am more than capable of... dealing with others, I propose that we work out some sort of deal. One where you can finally stop working for that employer of yours, and actually make a profit off your talents."

Alastor put out a hand, waiting, watching to see how you'd respond. It's been a long night for you, and you had a feeling that this wouldn't be the last time you saw. Plus, if working with him meant you'd finally have to stop answering to your boss, then why the hell not. You take his hand, before agreeing to this proposition.

"...and since then, we've been business partners. Our relationship kind of just happened after a few moths."

It was nice to look back to when you first met your now-husband. Looking around the bar, you noticed that you weren't just talking to Angel. At some point, unbeknownst to you, everyone at the hotel had come over to listen to your story time.

"Well toots, I figured you had to be some sort of crazy to date smiles, but I guess it takes one to know one." Angels says while taking a shot, still reeling with that fact that someone as kind as you was a killer. Head nods and murmurs of agreement spread within the group.

Before you could say anything, a pool of dark clouds appeared to your side. From the shadows, the very man you were taking about stood before you.

"Hey, Al."

He faces you with his signature grin, before turning to the rest of the residents.

"It seems that I've became the topic of conversion while I was gone! It's quite interesting to see how interested you all are in with me and my dear's meeting."

The hint of annoyance in his voice was entertaining, to say the least. You place a hand on his shoulder, barely hovering above it.

"Aww, come of Al! They just wanted to hear how we first met! Besides, it's a fun story to tell."

"If "fun" means almost killing ya for the first time, I'd hate to know what you guys did when you started dating-" "Shut up Angel!"

You answer a few questions that were asked before everyone eventually returned back to their previous endeavors. Husk and Angel eventually sit around with the others in the common room, leaving just you and Alastor at the bar.

"It's kinda funny, now that I look back at it."

Alastor doesn't say anything, promoting you to continue.

"That night, I almost turned down that job. I was painfully tired, and all I wanted to do was go home. It's crazy to think that we wouldn't have met had I not pushed myself to take the job."

Anyone who knew Alastor would know that him asking for a partnership was simply outlandish. Hell, Alastor himself questioned why he was seeking you out in the first place.

No, underneath he knew. He knew from the first time he saw you. It was a different time from when you both officially met. When he saw you, someone so seemingly innocent, skillfully take down a man twice your size, he knew that he had to meet you.

"Well, mon chéri, it's good that you did."

[onesidedradiostatic]

Nifty hears about the commission Lucifer got and straight up asks if Vox ordered it because he has commissioned her for several alastor x reader fits, some as long as 100k

OKAY WAIT I NEED TO ANSWER THESE TWO TOGETHER LMAO.

both are referring to of course. the start of the lucifer's commissions saga. but the second specifically is referring to this.

first of all. alastor only having returned for a week and already achieving sexyman status. hilarious.

but also what's really getting me (and is the reason I'm answering both together) is just the idea of MULTIPLE of the hotel crew either already profiting or wanting to profit off of alastor via vox KISDKGKLHOKHKO. vox having a source for both art AND fics is hilarious. if it weren't for alastor's vehement no to angel's suggestion I'm sure vox would've bought that too. I feel bad for alastor. but also the hotel is basically drowning in the vees' money now so

[mars-ipan]

hey guys what’s ur favorite thing to research