#also lilia eats a frog

[egophiliac]

Did. Did you see Ortho's Broomquet preview? The fact that his broomquet is mostly white like Kalim's, Rook's and Silver's and that we know by now that Idia's ideal dreamworld involved OG!Ortho being still alive and a student at Royal Sword Academy is killing me. Twst is throwing hints left and right that OG!Ortho was meant to be a light magic user heroic character just to tug further at our heartstrings with his death and IT'S WORKING. I'M IN SHAMBLES.

as much as I am rolling around on the ground waiting for more of Silver and Sebek's Excellent Adventure, I am also SO desperate to see the resolution of Idia's dreamworld and, fingers crossed, more of dream!OG!Ortho. and I don't know how it would be physically possible, but I would LOVE the Orthos to actually meet somehow! bonus points if there's some kind of very confusing confrontation!

but I do really like the three-way contrast between OG!Ortho, what Idia thinks OG!Ortho would have been like, and humanoid!Ortho. especially since Ortho's post-episode 6 arc is all about becoming independent and his own person! I want to see more of it! and I can't really put it into words very well, but, like, I would LOVE this to be the resolution where Idia finally manages to come to terms with OG!Ortho's death -- man heard "niichan" once and immediately ran down a billion flights of stairs to throw himself into Metaphorical Hell, he needs something big like this.

(if the September schedule comes out and there's still no more main story, I am going to be DESPONDENT) (I mean I will be understanding because production takes time, no one should be subjected to crunch to meet arbitrary deadlines, a good product that takes longer >>> a rushed product that is out sooner) (but I shall also be despondent)

[grimminwonderland]

Kinda bored rn so here are some random chapter 7 sketches

The prefect doesn't have a name, that's just how i always draw MCs

I was going to draw scene with her comforting Silver too, but ran out of paper...ehe...

Bonus:

[bluesylveon2]

A Chance Meeting

Summary: While running away from her set expectations, Yuu meets someone she did not expect.

Note: royal au (same universe as the Leona and Lilia fics), set after the Lilia fic but before the epilogue, mentioned Ray from Princess and the Frog, fluff, love at first sight, some prejudice, and Lilia Yuu/MC cameo (referred to as Lady Vanrouge)

Warning: not beta read and possible ooc characters

Word Count: 2.8k

Masterlist: here, Series Masterlist: here

The first time Yuu met Malleus, it felt like fate.

Yuu. daughter of a viscount in the City of Flowers, was exhausted. She had traveled long and far to Briar Valley for the king's 3-day birthday ball because her father insisted on her attending. Why? Being the unmarried woman Yuu was, her father used the party as an opportunity for her to meet other noblemen. He dragged her to meet different bachelors so that Yuu did not have time to eat something or even get a glance at the king. 

The girl plopped down on a bench in the middle of the castle's rose garden. She wanted nothing more than to think about anything but marriage when she would instead enjoy being in a new area. Yuu smiled as she eyed a nearby rose. The rose was not a vibrant red like the ones in the Queendom of Roses. Instead, they emitted a magical glow that made them unique to the ones from the Queendom. 

The sound of footsteps brought her out of her thoughts. 

"Oh, I did not think there would be people here."

Yuu turned, and her breath hitched. Standing a few feet away was a tall, regally dressed man with long jet-black hair slicked back to show a unique pattern on his head. The man's horns and green eyes stood out to Yuu the most. The man was definitely a fae. If his looks could not spell it out, the magical aura he emitted also did. 

"I'm sorry. I could move to another spot."

The man shook his head. "There is no need. Can I sit next to you?'

Yuu felt as if she should be intimidated, but she nodded anyways. She could feel his magical aura grow with each step he took until he sat beside her. The two sat in silence as Yuu stared at the roses, and the man looked up at the stars.

"So, what brings you to the royal garden?" The man asked with curiosity in his voice. 

Yuu sighed. "I just wanted some air. What about you?” 

"I wanted to go for a walk. The palace is peaceful at night.”

It is. I want to experience longer, but my father is trying to marry me off, so he brought me here to meet some bachelors." A small smile formed on her face. "The thing is, I want to marry for love. I also want to enjoy my time here, but that might not happen."

The man felt empathy for Yuu. “I understand what you are going through."

"Yeah. I just want to think about anything else but that."

There was a moment of silence until the man spoke. "Did you know the king loves gargoyles?"

Yuu blinked and immediately turned to the man. He only looked down at her with a calm expression. "Pardon?"

"The king loves gargoyles. That's why you see them all over the castle." The man pointed to different parts of the exterior where multiple gargoyles sat. Yuu was too focused on the roses before to notice how many there were. 

"That's really interesting."

"Indeed. Did you also know that it is not used for decoration but to move water from a roof and away from running down the side of the building."

"Really! Can you tell me more facts?" Yuu's eyes sparkled with interest. She did not expect her night to be spent talking about gargoyles, but she would choose that over potential husbands.

The man smiled for the first time that night. "Certainly, Lady-"

“Yuu. You can call me Yuu.”

"Yuu." The man tested the name on his tongue. "And you can call me whatever you want."

Yuu's eyebrows furrowed slightly. "You don't want to tell me your name."

The man chuckled. "I want to keep that a secret but don't worry. I have no ill intentions behind it. A nickname will suffice for now."

Yuu thought back to the books she read regarding fae and his type. None mentioned which species had big horns, so it was hard to tell. Still, she could not take her eyes off his horns.

"How about Tsunotarou?"

Tsutarou's eyes widened briefly until he genuinely laughed, causing Yuu to laugh. "What a peculiar name…Alright. I will take it, Yuu."

Yuu stopped laughing and smiled. Her eyes met Tsunotarou's green ones. "Now, will you tell me more facts?'

Tsunotarou felt something form in his chest. It was a warm and fuzzy feeling that he could not explain. Maybe Lilia knew something about it? "Certainly."

---

The next night they meet, Tsunotarou teleported to the garden. 

"Still running away from suitors?" 

Yuu's eyes widened with excitement, and she stood up. "Tsunotarou! Can you do that again?"

Tsunotarou blinked owlishly. "Do what again?"

"Teleport! When you do that, you leave behind firefly-like lights. They look like tiny stars."

Tsunotarou blinked, and then he smiled. "Alright. I will do it for you." A glow of green light emitted from his body, and he disappeared, leaving behind small sparkles of light. Tsunotarou reappeared, sitting at his spot on the bench. "Are you satisfied?"

Yuu grinned and sat down next to Tsunotarou. "Very." Her eyes gleamed like the stars she was looking at. "Before you came here, I was looking up at the stars. It's something I like to do at home."

"Really?" He joined Yuu in stargazing. "What do you like about them?"

"Do you see those two stars, the really bright ones?" Yuu pointed at two stars sitting diagonal to one another. Both stars shined brightly compared to the rest. "There is a legend in Port O'Bliss about a firefly who was in love with a firefly who was actually a star. The firefly stared at the star at night, professing his love, but he could never touch her. Almost like she was on another planet. The firefly made a wish to be with her. One day, his wish came true, and when you see two stars shining brightly at night, that is the firefly and his love." 

Tsunotarou felt the same feeling in his chest as he stared at Yuu. It was the same as the night before but more intense. "That is a beautiful story."

"I agree. So whenever I feel sad or alone, I look up at the stars and make a wish because I know those two fireflies are listening." Yuu turned to Tsunotarou with a smile on her face. Tsunotarou's heart skipped a beat. "You should do the same thing. We can do one now." She closed her eyes, brought her hands together, and whispered under her breath despite Tsunotarou's heightened hearing. The fae chose to stay quiet out of respect. 

Tsunotarou looked up at the stars again, deep in thought. He felt relaxed around this woman who was practically a stranger. He felt like he could let his guard down around her. The feeling from earlier had increased more, and the fae could not stop thinking about Yuu. Tomorrow was the last night of his party, and he knew what he needed to do. For now, under the witness of the firefly and his love, he would make a wish upon the star and to make Yuu's wish come true. 

---

The third time they met was on the dancefloor. 

"So I won last year's hunt with a…"

Yuu tuned out the next bachelor, her mind filled with thoughts of her friend Tsunotarou. Usually, it would be easy to slip away and go to the garden. Still, the bachelors must have read her mind because they were insistent on showing her off. Yuu wanted her torture to end and meet up with her friend. 

A trumpet silenced the chatter, and Yuu thanked the deity above for hearing her prayer. Her eyes landed on two young men, one with green hair and one with silver hair, entering the balcony. Their eyes scanned the crowd before the green-haired man cleared his throat. Another man with black and pink hair walked in front of them.

"Hello, everyone! I hope that you are having fun tonight. I know I am!" The man laughed, and everyone joined him. "But this is not about me. Tonight is about our king, who finally wants to show himself. So make sure to give him lots of birthday wishes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you King Malleus Draconia!"

Yuu felt her breath hitch as a familiar head of black hair, striking green eyes, and horns walked out. She felt the world slow down as reality came crashing down. There, the king of Briar Valley was none other than Tsunotarou-

No. Malleus Draconia. 

Yuu felt horrified and heer heartbeat increase. How could she, a guest at this party, treat the king so casually? Why did he let her? Yuu looked around the room, only for her eyes to meet Malleus' staring straight at her. 

"I need to get some air." Yuu quickly said to her companion and ran off from the crowd. She let her feet carry her anywhere in the gigantic castle. Yuu stopped in a long hallway to catch her breath. She let her back rest against the wall and let her body slide down to the floor. Yuu hid her face in her dress as she reflected on the recent events.

Despite it being only two days, Yuu felt happy being around Malleus. Their interactions had no romantic intentions, but there was a connection, and the two clicked. Yuu felt her heart beat faster after making a new friend. Maybe, with more time, there could be something more.

Click Click

The sound of heels coming closer caused Yuu to pick her head up. Two beautiful fae women were heading her way. Both had disapproving looks on their faces. 

"Well, well. You must be the woman the king is fascinated with." One smirked, looking Yuu up and down.

"We heard that the king has been sneaking out a lot. Who knew he was meeting with a human? Why don't you go back to where you came from?" The other scoffed. 

Yuu felt a bad feeling in her chest. "What do you want?" she asked slowly. 

The first one sneered. "You are nothing but a magicless human. You don't deserve to stand next to Malleus."

Yuu felt annoyed. How dare these ladies come in and mock her for being a human! Malleus knew all along and was interested in her. "As if you are any better! You two don't know him like I do."

The second one rolled her eyes. "Maybe we do, maybe we don't, but that does not stop the fact that you are dirt under my shoe."

"What is going on here," A stern but motherly voice asked, causing the group to freeze. Yuu watched as another fae woman entered. She was beautiful like the other woman, and her aura reminded Yuu of the small fae with black and pink hair. 

"Lady Vanrouge!" The women curtsey, causing Yuu to join them despite not knowing the woman. "How are you today?"

Lady Vanrouge only stared at the group. "Fine, but you did not answer my question. What are you doing here?"

"W-we were just talking to our new friend, the human." One girl said nervously, but Lady Vanrouge did not buy it. She crossed her arms and stared at them icily. 

"Really? Then what was the part about the human being dirt under your shoe? Or what was the last thing?" She hummed as she tapped her chin with her finger, pretending to think, "Not worthy of standing next to the King?"

"B-but-"

The fae smiled with a mad glint in her eyes. It mirrored one that the infamous Lilia Vanrouge had with his soldiers, sending chills through the girl's spines. "No buts. Consider yourselves lucky you were not caught by my husband or my son, who, by the way, is a human. Despite that, I still love him, and I will love him as my son no matter what he is. He could be a worm for all I care about, and I will still love him.

Lady Vanrouge smirked evilly and waved the girls off with her hand in a "shoo" motion. "Now get out of my sight before I change my mind and act like my husband." The women squealed and immediately bolted out of the room, leaving Yuu and Lady Vanrouge alone. The fae turned to Yuu with a smile. Her eyes were now softer and had a motherly look to them. "Now, you must be the human I heard about."

"Was it anything bad?"

Lady Vanrouge laughed loudly. "Nonsense! I heard good things about you from my husband, who heard it all from the king. Come now. Why don't I walk you back to the party?"

"I appreciate that. Thank you." The two walked in silence until Yuu spoke up. "So the King talks about me?"

The woman smiled. "Yes, he has been talking about you since you met."

"Even though I am a human?"

"Does that change anything? Do you still want to be Malleus' friend after knowing he is a king?" Yuu shook her head. "See, so you should still be with him. I'm sure he is missing you already."

"Thank you, Lady Vanrouge."

The two made idle chit-chat as they headed to the door leading to the ballroom. As the fae woman opened the door, Yuu's eyes widened as she was face to face with Malleus himself.

"Tsunotarou.."

"Yuu…"

The two were so focused on each other that they failed to notice the shorter face staring at them. Lilia noticed how Malleus had a familiar expression on his face. It was the same one he had when he looked at his wife. Meanwhile, Yuu looked at Malleus like he was the brightest star in the sky. The short fae put the two on two together. He gave his wife a look to which she responded with her own. 

"Oh, this is my favorite song! Would you like to join me for a dance?" Lilia smirked at his wife. 

"Of course, my love." Lady Vanrouge walked to her husband and looped his arm around hers. Her eyes focused on Malleus. "Malleus, do you mind walking Yuu back to the party? I was going to do it, but you two have some things to sort through."

Malleus turned to the woman and nodded. "Yes, I will do that. You have fun. my Lady."

"You as well." The woman smiled and left with Lilia. Now that Yuu and Malleus were alone, the tension in the room increased. 

Malleus' regal stature relaxed, and he had a sad look. "I understand why you would run off, and I apologize. After my announcement, I planned to explain everything, but you were gone before I could get to you." Malleus said. For the king of Briar Valley, he looked like a kicked puppy. 

Yuu smiled sadly and gently grabbed Malleus' hand. "It just threw me off guard, and I apologize for running away. I should have talked to you instead."

Malleus smiled and pulled Yuu into a hug. "You are forgiven, Yuu. However, you owe me a dance. I still want to have my first dance of the night with you."

Yuu smiled and nodded. “I will be honored, but we must reintroduce ourselves first.”

"Of course." Malleus picked up one of Yuu's hands and kissed her knuckles. "I am Malleus Draconia, King of Briar Valley.” He looked at her with a gentle smile. “But you can call me Tsunotarou.” 

Yuu curtsied to Malleus. “You can call me Yuu, a lady from the City of Flowers.”

“Well, Yuu.” Malleus held a hand out to Yuu. “Would you do me the honor of joining me in my first dance?”

Yuu placed her hand on his and looked at Malleus confidently. “Of course.”

Unexpectedly, Malleus leaned down and pressed a feather-like kiss on Yuu’s forehead. “You deserve to spend the rest of the night treated like a princess."

That night, both Yuu and Malleus' wishes came true. Meanwhile, in the night sky, the firefly and his love's light enveloped the couple through the windows as they danced through the night. 

---

Later that night, in Silver's room.

"Sebek, do you think your parents would love you if you were a worm?"

After spending years with Silver hosting the sleepovers, Sebek had heard many weird things coming out of Silver's mouth. The half-fae shifted in his spot next to Silver and stared at him with a "wtf" face. "Silver, you are speaking nonsense. Go to sleep." Sebek huffed and turned around to face away from Silver.

Silver only stared up at the ceiling contemplating the question. He had no idea why, but it came to him randomly during the party. He had spent all night pondering on it. It may be something his parents would know. Speaking of- 

"I think my parents would."

"Go to sleep, Silver!"

Disclaimer: I do not own Twisted Wonderland and its characters. Those belong to Aniplex, Walt Disney Japan, and Yana Toboso.

©: This story belongs to bluesylveon2 2020-23. DO NOT modify, republish, or plagiarize my work.

[special-mooon]

Random TWST hcs I have (Part 2 here)

(I need to write these down somewhere so enjoy)

(En español aquí)

One time Cater was working on a potion in class and dropped his phone down the cauldron, it completely melted away. Safe to say he never brings his phone to that class ever again. (Trey baked him goods to make him feel better about losing the phone)

Deuce’s mom got pregnant when she was young and still in Highschool. She became a single mother and had to drop out in order to support him. Deuce didn’t find out about this till way later in middle school and it became the main reason why he wants to become a better student.

He’s a mamas boy what can I say

Also in my mind Deuce is Mexican ☝️ (its true he was the chambelán at my cousins quince)

Ruggie is crazy good with kids, he basically became the neighborhoods permanent older brother.

The horror movies in twisted wonderland are actually a lot more tame than in the real world.

One time Yuu watched a scary movie with the 1st years and everyone was shitting their pants while Yuu just stood there like “🧍this is goosebumps level horror”

Yuu explained the plot to Hereditary once as an example of what type of horror movies their world had. The 1st years never want to watch a movie from their world. Like ever.

Also medical treatments in TWST are a lot nicer and painless. They use magic for a lot of injuries. Got a deep cut? Magic! You’re sick with some virus? Magic! Magic cures all! It even works on ppl who can’t use magic

Oh but it doesn’t work on Yuu since they’re from a different world

One time Yuu got a cut pretty deep and needed stitches

Having to explain what stitches were to the professors was a strange experience. The students thought it was some form of torture method.

“So you just get sewed up like some ripped teddy bear?!

Wait until you explain to them what Shots are. Or how getting blood samples work in your world.

Oh but the dentist treatment is fairly the same in both worlds.

No one in heartslabyul can handle spicy foods (except for Deuce)

While at Scarabia spicy food is like the main meal and everyone LOVES it.

One time Kalim invited Riddle, Trey, and Cater to come eat dinner at his dorm. Let’s just say some things happened and Jamil now learns to tame down the spice whenever anyone from Heartslabyul comes over.

Cater has photos of Trey and Riddle from that day. He was threaten to never share it with anyone. (He looks at them sometimes to get a good laugh even tho he was also dying that day from the spice)

Yuu once made an Ice Cream cake for Malleus birthday. At first he was a bit disappointed that Yuu brought him a cake since he’s not a big fan of them, but was absolute flabbergasted when he bit into it. He now demands Yuu to teach him the recipe.

Sometimes the Leech twins will have full on fist fights in the Dorms lounge area. Not cuz they hate eachother or anything, that’s just how they are. Everyone at the dorm is so used to seeing them fight to the point where people start betting on which brother would win. Yes Azul was behind this.

Listen Rook would absolutely love the “Masochism Tango” song

Idia helped build an AC unit at Ramshackle Dorm only because Yuu kept staying over at his dorm when it would get hot outside.

There’s a story that floats around the school about Sams shop. Apparently a student years ago tried stealing something from the store and the student ended up turning into a frog, they completely disappeared after that. No one knows if the story’s true or not. Still no one dares stealing from his shop.

Kalim is surprisingly really good at Slide puzzles. He was able to solve a 6x6 puzzle in under a minute.

When Malleus was a child a frog wrapped its tongue around his horn and it freaked him out. He tried grabbing the frog but it was too slimy. Lilia ended up finding him curled up in a ball outside his backyard with a frog sitting on his head. Yeah he HATES frogs now.

Silver likes frogs tho he thinks they’re cute. Once when he was a kid he brought a frog into the house when Malleus was visiting. Malleus out of instinct SMACKED the frog straight into the wall.

Silver didn’t talk to Malleus for like a week straight after that. (Sebek was not so pleased about it)

The only person higher than Malleus in Sebeks mind is his mother. He’s such a mamas boy and want’s to become strong enough to not only protect Malleus but also to protect her.

Listen Sebeks dad is literally just some guy. Imagine Allen from Barbie. He’s still a great dad and husband tho

That’s it for now I’ll probably make another post when my twst brain rot returns 🫡🫡🫡

[hanafubukki]

Hi its me again

Have you seen that post going around where the guy gets delivered a pizza thats unsliced so he has to just ferally rip into it???

Bc i could see ot3 yuu doing that to diasomnia+baul levan and mellanoa, where yuu serves them like indian curry and naan , i.e. something you eat with your hands no silverware required

[Masterlist]

Hello Ladyzsgolla🌺🌻🪻

I actually haven’t seen that clip. I tried looking it up but I couldn’t find anything 🧐 I probably used the wrong words to search it up. 🤣

But my culture does eat with their hands, majority of them do. So I get the context of this. Also, just random info, love curry and naan but my favorite is tikka and naan 🤤

If YN were give curry and naan to them, I think this would be their reaction:

Meleanor: She would use magic. I can just see her levitate the food to her mouth and honestly I don’t blame her. Have you seen her hands?? Those jewelry are so pretty to get dirty. (Though she can take them off too lol)

Levan: From what we know about him, I believe he would use his hands. He would ask how to eat with his hands if he had any trouble.

Lilia: He would be chaotic just because he could, make a mess and everything. This fae was going to eat a frog raw, so I can imagine him just somehow making a mess. Only in front of family and friends of course, I don’t think he would be chaotic in front strangers. He definitely knows how to eat it though. He just chose chaos.

Baul: For him, I can see him actually having an easy time eating with his hands with his crocodile nature and all.

Malleus: Malleus would figure it out on his own. He finds it interesting and something new to learn and he would have a relatively easy time doing it.

Sebek: Sebek would get it eventually, only reason he had a hard time initially was because he wanted to show his skills.

Silver: falls flat on his face into the curry jkjk Silver would eventually get it as well, he silently watched and observes because following how others did it.

Dawn: He would ask the best method to eat it right away. Why not just ask the expert?

[serenescribe]

Hey, I'm not sure if this is something that interests you, but I've just been on a mood about how cute Lilia and Silver would be as father and son, if they were suddenly turned into animals. This artwork had everything to do with it, if this helps. https://www.tumblr.com/silversparkz/718359972375838720/once-a-kitten-always-a-kitten?source=share

[link to the art]

this ABSOLUTELY interests me!! tbh i have seen that art before, and it still remains one of my favourite lilia and silver arts. it's just so cute!! lilia dragging along his fully-grown son by the scruff... it encapsulates everything i love about them.

now i'm imagining a hypothetical situation... maybe a joint potions class between the second and third years, and silver and lilia somehow end up turned into cats. and with that comes an intelligence and awareness more akin to that of an animal. i'm just picturing silver sleeping as lilia tries to drag him away out of the potions room :') all while their classmates panic. lilia's gonna scratch anyone who tries separating them. he's a little feral at first because well, they JUST got turned into cats, but i like to think he calms down later on.

the potion will wear off within a day or two, so for now, all they have to do is stay put in one place until they turn back. except... lilia being lilia, he'd want to wander around the school like the mischievous little bastard he is. and silver would follow because, well, father. good luck to sebek and malleus if they have to wrangle them cause next thing you know, they're gone.

it's very cute to imagine them cuddling together though. or grooming each other ;;;; oh my heart :')

(also, cat lilia has a valid reason to finally eat rats and frogs and other creatures now. the double standard...)

[hanafubukki]

Ooooohhh I’m feeling slightly evil

And going to add into the angst train

In Lilia’s beach ssr, we learn that he learns to enjoy eating with others when he ate with malleus. Because it made him happy to see him happy eating what he made. So he then tried making other concoctions.

Before that, he mentions how to him, it was just eating and being done.

So lilia didn’t even think it was special to eat with others but he learned.

But malleus is…durable and like mentioned, he had food in the castle.

But Silver is a human, and not as durable. Now he has to learn but…he thinks as long as the food has good nutritional properties, it should be good for Silver.

Cue horror food that lilia made and malleus ended up having to stop.

So at the end of the day, as lilia learns to love.

He also learns to show his love through his cooking.

His cooking isn’t the best but he puts his all into it.

Which, while his boys don’t always eat it, it implies they still do at times.

But like him, his cooking isn’t perfect and he changes he went from eating frogs to cooking meals to giving meals as a love language.

one thing i like about diasomnia dynamics is mal, sil, and sebe all worship a different image of lilia, & their relationships with him vary drastically, which would warrant pages upon pages of character analysis,

but they all come together to agree that lilia’s cooking, which is a crucial love language of his, is inedible. whether that symbolizes something greater, like, say, they don’t understand, or perhaps even reject lilia beyond their construction of him, im not sure. but it’s an intriguing thing to reflect upon

[thesunshineriptide]

Stores I’m taking the TWST boys to and why (brutal)

Cw: light bullying of every boy and half of the stores. Also crackfic material

I’m taking Ace, Deuce, and Grim to Walmart at 3AM. That’s where you go to ride a child’s bicycle, cry in the cereal aisle, and play with toys that you don’t intend to buy and not worry about getting kicked out or banned. It is the only store safe for the braincell trio to go

I’m taking Cater to Starbucks so he can buy a $7 drink and post a picture of it on magicam. Then I’m taking him to therapy

I’m taking Trey to sur la table because he can behave and I think he’d like looking at kitchen equipment like a single 40 year old dad. He and I have to go alone though because I trust him not to get me banned but I don’t trust him not to spend all my money

Riddle is going to Barnes and noble and I’m sitting in the kids section reading picture books while he goes through every single bookshelf. After I run out of picture books I’m sitting in the Starbucks. He’s halfway through the store and moving at a snails pace. Ends up picking out one book so I buy him that and one of the really cute plushies they keep near the kids stuff

I’m taking Leona to the pound target and I’m making him guess how much basic household items are. He will fail and I will laugh at him and shame him

Ruggie and Jack are going to five below. I give them each $25 and tell them to go wild. Jack brings back plant holders and squishmallows while Ruggie has filled a cart with $25 of food and a sleep mask. Now every time we pass a five below they both beg to go in there.

I’m taking Jade to world market because a) they have cute mushroom mugs and soup careens, and b) exotic snacks. He will drain my bank account and I will let him. I am a complete simp for this man

I’m taking Floyd and rook to bass pro shop. We are forcibly removed from bass pro shop after Floyd throws a basketball at a workers face and rook shoots an arrow and almost hits another customer.

I’m taking Azul to ikea. He said he’s really passionate about interior design and likes clean looking spaces so I’m taking him to ikea. I will force him to eat a Swedish meatball. We end up buying pillows and also dunkleskög (we have shared custody of him)

Im taking Kalim to hot topic. He is intimidated but then he sees Sanrio shit and he is THERE bro he falls in love so fast with that little frog thing. End up buying matching best friend bracelets for both me and him and also for him and Jamil

Im telling Jamil that I’m taking him to the grocery store but in reality I’ve stolen his grocery list and I’m leaving him at therapy for an hour. I buy the groceries and drink coffee until he’s done and then we go home. I sleep with one eye open because this boy is anti self care with a passion

Vil and I are going to hobby lobby and stealing materials for Vil’s next film project. We don’t even pretend to hide them and the workers literally don’t care. Vil curses one of the cash registers and doesn’t tell anyone which one, just that he did it. The workers still don’t care because working at hobby lobby is a curse in itself.

It’s not a store but I’m taking Epel to the farmers market. He’s given $20 and ends up coming back with three heads of lettuce, a bushel of apples, two jars of jam, a jug of honey, and $34. I ask no questions and we go home to make an apple galette.

Idia and ortho are going to GameStop. Idia gets in a fistfight with a normie and is immediately hired by GameStop. Ortho comes out crying because he’s proud of Idia for making a friend

I’m taking Silver to a mattress store. We take a nap and get locked inside the building until morning. Spend the night talking and drinking the free coffee. We are banned upon the store opening the next morning (the coffee wasn’t free and we didn’t call anyone to get out)

I’m taking Sebek to a Jamba juice. Not technically a store, but he can yell as loud as he wants and it doesn’t bother anyone

I take Lilia to a guitar store. He plays an amazing ballad on a $4000 bass, then smashes it at the end. We are banned and being sued by the guitar store.

I take malleus to forever 21. He turns into a dragon and kills me

Malleus (real) I take him to lush and he picks out some bathbombs. Now the dragon smells like patchouli and lavender. Neat! And some of the workers there recognized him as a princ-

[ira-hydrangea]

Thank you for doing my Kanna!mc ask with Lilia! I hope it’s okay if I could ask for more head cannons with female Kanna!mc with father figure Lilia? Please and thank you!

Anon. I will be happy to indulge you in this thirst. Sorry for the super late reply. I hope you still reading this 😅. Here you go~

Kanna! MC x Father figure! Lilia!

It's not a secret that Lilia thought of you as his child. And you also thought that Lilia as one of your father figures.

You both are very close to each other. And Lilia of course, are having fun spoiling and teaching you.

Now one thing that you need to know is that the dragon is a very curious creature. They will try anything in front of them and Lilia knows those facts very well.

Kanna! Mc is a very curious and active young dragon. Especially after arriving in the new world. Everything seems new to them.

So it's no wonder that their curious nature will be shown up. It just... Sometimes it brings trouble and give the witness a heart attack.

Seeing a squirrel jumping down from one tree to another. Kanna! Mc followed suit. Lilia needs to stand below then just to catch them falling down.

Accidentally adding the wrong ingredients to the potion? It explodes and causes quite a headache for Crewel.

Grim eating Tuna? They also followed suit.

Seeing Crowley using his whip? They also try it-. Crowley ended up getting beaten by Crewel while Lilia just laugh at the play.

Most of the time, Lilia does a good job doing his teaching. MOST of the time.

"My dear child, what did I say about eating an insect?"

"... Not to do it..."

"That's right."

"But it's delicious! The crunch feeling is just right."

"My dear, now I know that sounds delicious but that is not healthy for you." Lilia coax.

"B-but I'm a dragon. Dragon never get sick!"

"Now, now. That is not how a dragon behaves. Remember you are a dragon, not a frog, okay?" Said Lilia.

"... okay"

"Good. Now why don't you come here and eat my special stew to ease your hunger?"

Silver stands beside Lilia's facepalm, "Father, I believe you will be the first one that manages to make a dragon sick..."

"Hm??"

Malleus already evacuated with Kanna! Mc under the disguise of watching some gargoyle. Like he will watch his young little sister get sick from Lilia's food.

[jangmi-latte]

Hi ~~ I love ur blog and ur writing ✊ ;-; Can I please get headcanons for the Diasomnia boys how would they be when they're drunk? liKe a crackfic lol 😂 thanK uuu ♡♡

❞ 𝐈𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.. ��

࿐. . . LILIA VANROUGE, MALLEUS DRACONIA, SILVER, & SEBEK ZIGVOLT

➻ content: too..many...alochol..and ice cream..

➻ warnings: mentions of alochol!

➻ comments: special meal~? coming right up! drink responsibly dear anonie, we don't want a mess in the cafe! and thank you! instead of doing it separately for each character, i combined it all together for extra crack. also, i don’t know what i’m creating— i’m gonna regret posting this

➺ first of all, who brought the alcohol to diasomnia in the first place? lilia, of course.

➺ it wasn’t just any alcohol, it was alcohol from the valley of thorns. dear goodness, that’s going to have some strong impact on some mages. 

➺ how unfortunate that lilia left it out in the open in diasomnia’s lounge. malleus noticed it and his reaction was priceless. he was s h o o k.

➺ “lilia, why is there alcohol from the valley of thorns in the lounge? you do know this can cause hallucinations if Silver or the other students drink it.” “it does?” cue lilia having the pikachu meme face.

➺ unfortunately, silver was too thirsty. he was looking for a drink that evening and saw the odd looking bottle. his drowsy mind just shrugged and poured himself a glass. the birds were chirping at him to not drink it. sadly, sleepy baby drank it and now he’s glaring into space while leaning on his knees.

➺ “lilia!” “he thought it was water okay?!”

➺ ahah, sebek didn’t get a try because he’s a minor and refuses to be like silver.

➺ “how stupid can you be?!” he screamed at silver and got kicked in the stomach by the latter, “hOw sTuPiD cAn YoU bE– you idiot there was a fairy twerking on a frog!”

➺ malleus is so confused, baffled, and speechless while he looked around himself, “is he talking about me?”

➺ lilia is dying on the floor somewhere.

➺ “malleus, there’s ice cream in the fridge.” my god, lilia please stop–

➺ “there is?” tsunotarou goes zoom zoom to the fridge and is now eating from a pint of cookies and cream ice cream, “waga-sama! don’t eat too much—” “lEaVe mE aLoNe!!” ya malleus had too much ice cream and is now quivering while aggressively stuffing his face with ice cream.

➺ lilia had too much laughs and ended up coughing. he grabbed the bottle of alcohol and chugged it. and now we have the complete set.

➺ silver was tripping on his feet while pointing at— “oi! you. stop staring at me or else i’ll stab you with my sword!” silver, darling, that’s a celery— baby stop you’re hurting the poor grotesque.

➺ silver how did you even get up there.

➺ lilia stop flirting with the broom please.

➺ malleus tumbled out of the kitchen, his face is a mess and his hugging the big ass pint of ice cream in the arms, “gargoyles unite—!” ouch baby are you okay? 

➺ silver thought malleus was a speaking gargoyle like those from the hunchback of notre dame and announced that he will defeat gargoyles for malleus-sama.

➺ malleus started crying.

➺ lilia has finished flirting with the broom and is now tripping over to our overgrown baby dragon, “it’s okay baby...huhu..no more cry cry..” rub rubs on the head from papa lilia.

➺ silver is now back on the floor and fast asleep.

➺ yehey it’s peace now.

➺ no wait- silver why are you awake again- silver no tHAT’S MALLEUS YOU’RE HITTING—!

➺ where are you getting these vegetables.

➺ malleus breathed out fire and now silver is screaming as he runs around diasomnia saying he’s hot.

➺ yes baby you’re hot we know it.

➺ lilia grabbed a bottle water and threw it at silver. the fire was gone and now we have two crying babies. one was still eating ice cream and the other now has a bruise on his head.

➺ the diasomnia students were watching all of this unfold and is either terrified or trying not to laugh.

➺ “you fucking brats better get your ass here!”

➺ “YOU HURT ME KAREN!” silver how dare you speak to your papa like that-

➺ okay we now have three crying ducklings.

➺ can someone call the headmaster because we’re running out of vegetables for dinner.

➺ one student tried to approach the three of them, but ended up getting a tomato on the face.

➺ “hehe ice cream balls” malleus that’s a tomato. how did a tomato end up in your ice cream.

➺ wait that’s not the ice cream pint anymore. that’s the fucking vegetable crate.

➺ lilia is knocked out already. how? he hit his head on the wall and has a pumpkin stuck on his head. don’t ask how.

➺ sebek is just watching everything unfold. he can’t come near waga-sama because he doesn’t want to burn to death.

➺  he was disappointed silver didn’t burn.

➺ he’s trying to grab the vegetable crate and ended up getting yelled by malleus.

➺  another crying duckling.

➺ students are already holding silver back. he got his sword-- i mean celery back and now he wants war from the bullfrog that dare touch malleus.

➺ did you just say lilia was a bullfrog.

➺ malleus is trying to look for his tamagotchi by digging into the ice cream. it’s on your horns sweetie.

➺ gakuenchou where are you.

➺ in the end, silver knocked himself out by trying not to breathe because he thought he was underwater.

➺ malleus cried himself to sleep because tamagotchi went missing. it’s still on your horns baby.

➺ sebek has seen too much. it was time for him to leave.

[thatringboy]

Dorm head Pranks

Riddle

Once taught 42 parrots how to say “fuck” and released them into Savanaclaw

Also did this but with frogs in the Mostro Lounge

Scarabia always has the blame

Sometimes swaps Trey’s milk tea with lemon tea and watches him panic over drinking the wrong kind of tea

Leona

Doesn’t understand pranks

But whenever he sees Azul or the Leech brothers, he buys seafood for lunch and eats in it in front of them

Is always unsettling

Also still trying to figure out who let the parrots loose in the dorm

Azul

Also doesn’t understand pranks

However the Leech brothers do

Jade can do really good impersonations of people and mess with them

While Floyd does almost any other prank in the book

You’ve heard of a prank? Floyd did it. Possibly to Azul.

Doesn’t believe that Scarabia released the talking frogs into the Lounge, but was never sure

Kalim

Wishes he was the one who released the cussing animals

Pours sand into people’s shoes

Never anything malicious, just light hearted

However Jamil is petty.

Almost as petty as Vil.

Jamil has put snakes and scorpions into people’s beds

Iida

Won’t ever admit it, but loves pranks

Often has a screen following someone and using someone else’s voice to mess with them

Tag teams with Jade sometimes

Ortho can copy other people’s voices, too

Once used Ruggie’s voice on Leona all day

Also an internet troll when he wants to be

Vil

Petty bitch TM

Has poured water into someone’s makeup

Once stole all of the eyeliner in Heartslabyul and Savanaclaw combined

Also blamed Scarabia

Scarabia just gets blamed for everything

Rook has a habit of throwing rotten fruit at people and calling it a “prank”

Epel tries to stop them from being so chaotic, but Vil is a caffeinated petty gay queen TM and can’t be stopped

Malleus

Also doesn’t understand pranks

But boy does Lilia

Lilia has taken stitches out of people’s jackets and laughs as their clothing falls apart without them

Offers to re-sew clothing he disassembled

But puts itching and dancing spells in the fabric

Malleus is scared.

Lilia is too powerful.

Sebek and Silver gave up long ago.

Send help to Diasomnia.

[klonoadreams]

Oh dear god Pokemon 4ever was one of my childhood movies. So Lilia being in a minor Samual Oak situation sounds awesome, except his memories of that time are hazy because he's lived for a LONG time, meaning that by the time he got to NRC he didn't really recognize Yuu except after the whole de-aging thing, is just amazing! Also, the fact that those memories fual his wish is so wholesome! Also, child Malleus is a Gremlin Fae child who is less skilled in holding back his anger, and Lilia knows it.

in my head, all fae children are either gremlin, or lawful evil brats. Once in a while, you’ll get someone who is polite and nice, but this is CHILDREN we’re talking about. Fae children to be more precise. When they wanna cause mischief, you’ll either get something that’s organized...

or you’ll get Malleus setting things on fire because they DISPLEASE HIM.

(in Lilia’s case, he bites and scratches, and also uses jam to finger paint the walls. nearly gives innocent bystanders a fright when they think the jam is blood, but it’s not lol)

Anyways, Malleus is just even more chaotic when he doesn’t hold back. Super disorganized, but otherwise, looking like the picture perfect polite angel.

Then he sees a frog and wants to catch it. And he’ll go through the pond in his clothes to do so. Likes to touch soft things (soft like hair) and eat honey right out of the jar. If he wants to share, he’ll likely shove his sticky hand in someone else’s mouth. It’s already happened with Leona.

This is why Leona continues to dislike Malleus.

Back on Lilia, that situation is a mind fuck to think about it, but also, it’s like...the memories are there for when they eventually happen...but it’s a haze. Then once the time comes, they’re there. And it’s just ???? But Lilia is okay with that!!

Makes him even happier to see that of all the humans Malleus has befriended, it’s Yuu (ewe).

(Pokemon 4ever is like one of my favorite Pokemon movies, but also, that part with Celebi and the berries still fucks me up, even to this day lmaoo. BUT ALSO, that part with Professor Oak still gets to me, even now)