#also like. i can 100% see him going to an animal shelter and picking out the ugliest cat there because he's scared no one else will adopt

[lighthouseas]

full disclosure. in the world of tsad, josephine elizabeth mouse wheeler (a.k.a. mike's porch cat) is NOT cute by any means. mike thinks she is, but she's actually like. yk those raggedy ass dishcloths? yeah imagine that as her fur and then she also only has one eye. see also: this cat has been living under a muddy porch for the better part of a year. this girl REEKS. mike loves her though. she is his little creachur.

[ilythena]

Request: Jack and Luke go to an animal shelter to adopt a pet (cat or dog, which ever is your favorite) and Jack falls for the adoption counselor that helps them pick out the perfect pet

𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 | 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒

★SUM after Luke begs Jack to get a dog, he ends up lucky in more ways then one.

Fem!reader, straight fluff, no warnings! Kinda short tho, tbh I got too interested in Luke begging Jack for a dog 😭 req are open so don’t be shy to send in some, almost done w a lot of them just gotta find time to post em <3

♪ DIAMOND BOY - SZA

“Can you just hear me out-“ “no.” “Please! Just one!”

Sitting on the bed in Jacks room of their shared apartment, Jack throws his head back with an irritated groan. “Luke, I’m not going to keep arguing with you about this shit. We can’t have a dog. Who’s going to watch it? And clean up after it? We’re both professional hockey players and have zero time for an animal.”

With a pout, Luke hesitates before speaking again. “I’ll clean up after them! And I’ll spend all the time with them!” “Luke no. We have a game tomorrow. Go to bed.”

“Why am I even asking! I’m a grown man. I’ll just get one and bring it home.” “I wish you fucking would.”

Luke storms out of Jacks room and heads to his own. Immediately getting on his phone and ranting to Quinn about his problems, Jack turns his body and sighs.

“…what’s going on with the Hughes’?” “Apparently Jack said no to a dog. Luke’s not taking the rejection well.”

The two brothers glare at each other from across the locker room, Luke tightening his laces and Jack grabbing his stick. He mouths an ‘I’m not changing my mind. No dog.’ And Luke huffs before walking out.

“…..well, he’ll get over it soon.” Nico says, patting Jack on the back and he just frowns. “Why is he so insistent on a pet all of a sudden? I mean, you understand why I’m saying no right?”

“Yes, I understand. But I can also see his side. You two will come to a compromise eventually. Let’s not worry about this stuff and just focus on trying to win the game tonight, okay?” Nico says and with a nod, both boys walk out of the room and onto the ice.

Everything was going well at first, Jack had even scored a goal! But it’s like this week just wasn’t on his side. The opposing team began crushing them after the first quarter, swiftly taking out their team with a score of 3-1.

On top of the crushing loss, it was pouring rain outside. And his umbrella broke, which meant he had to walk in the rain, with his brother who’s mad at him, after he loses a game. Great.

Both boys get to the car cold and covered in water—not a word spoken between the two. Luke closes his door shortly after Jack does and it’s pure silence between the two. Jack starts the car and turns the heat up to the max before driving off and making his way home.

“Hey luke?” “…yeah?” “I’m sorry. I’ve been really stressed out and honestly I don’t think it’s good for us to be arguing over something so stupid. Maybe we should get something to eat-” bark! Jack’s eyes snap over to Luke and suddenly it feels like the car is at 100 degrees.

“What was that.” “What was what…?” Bark! Comes from Luke’s side of the car once again, this time Jack can faintly see something moving inside of his jacket.

“Luke.” “….listen! Do you see how hard and cold it it outside? Poor thing would have freezed to death out there!” “I told you no dogs!” “Look at her!”

Luke pulls the small puppy out from his jacket and you can see her shaking. Wet, cold, and obviously very lost.

“…what do we do now?” Jack whispers and Luke doesn’t answer, pulling the animal closer to his chest. After a moment of discussing what to do, the boys decide to just go home and sleep for the night.

“Hi, welcome in… how can I help you?” “We wanna adopt this dog-“ “no we don’t.”

Jack pushes Luke behind him and gently snatches the puppy from his hands, a sharp gasp cutting through the air when Luke feels the shove.

“Oh! Where did you find them?” “On the street, my brother couldn’t help but pick them up.” You gently take the animal out of Jack’s hands and inspect them for a second before looking him in the eyes. “I’ll have to do a cleaning and a check up for them, since they’re very dirty and I want to make sure the dog is healthy before I give them to you.”

Jack glances at you and when you two make eye contact all the anger he had directed towards Luke died down immediately in his throat. He quietly nodded and in less than a second, you were gone and in the back.

Another one of your coworkers came and got their information, and Jack had sat next to Luke in the small waiting area.

“…can we please keep the dog-“ “maybe.”

After what seemed like hours, you walk out with the dog put in a small kennel, handing it to your coworker. “Good news, puppy is very healthy! Bad news, you can’t keep her because she’s microchipped, which means she does have an owner.” Luke groans in disappointment, but his eyes flicker over to another dog playing through the window in a designated play area.

Jack notices this, and after standing there for a while, he speaks. “….are any of the dogs over there up for adoption?” “Yes sir! All the animals on the right side of the building are up for adoption. Are you interested in adopting today?”

“Um, yes.” Luke’s head snaps over into Jack’s direction. “That’s great! I’ll let you two look at the animals, and let me know if you decide to adopt.”

As you walk away, Jack looks at Luke and glares. “Don’t get too happy. I’m picking the dog.”

“Hello Mr. Hughes, how may I help you today?” “Hey. I know this is really sudden, but I think he’s sick! He’s been throwing up a lot.”

Jack drags in a golden retriever, who his brother named ‘Jett’ and he doesn’t look to well. Slouching and obviously very tired.

“Oh no! Here, follow me. I’ll get him onto the inspection table and I’ll check what’s wrong with him.” He follows you down the hallway with the puppy in his arms and sets him down gently onto the cold metal table.

Watching you take a stethoscope and check up his heartbeat and trying to listen into his stomach, his heart briefly stops when you call in your coworker to do an x-ray on the animal.

After getting sent to the waiting room and waiting an hour, his worried face shifts to confusion when Jett quickly runs out the door and in between Jack’s legs.

“So, I thought he had an infection in his stomach from some sort of food, but as soon as I officially set up the x-ray and tried to put him under it, he refused and went from looking sick to looking completely fine. My diagnosis is that he was trying to get your attention by being dramatic.”

Jack scoffs in disbelief and looks down at the golden ball of fur in between his feet, shaking his head and rolling his eyes.

“Wow. So I brought him here for nothing?” “Pretty much.” You try to hold back a laugh but fail miserably, smiling at the animal and preparing the register for his bill.

“Well, at least he’s okay! That’s all that matters.” You say and Jack lets out a brief chuckle before looking down at the machine.

“150 dollars?!” “Unfortunately, He did waste the supplies used to prep the x-ray machine…”

“Back again, Mr. Hughes?” “He was eating grass, I’m concerned he’s sick.” “You said that the last time you came in.”

It’s been about 4 months since Jack officially adopted Jett, and coincidentally his owners been coming into your clinic non stop for those past 4 months.

“I’m just looking out for him, what kind of owner would I be if I just let everything slide under the rug?” He grins and you scoff with a smile before leading him and his dog into a private room so you can “investigate” the problem with Jett.

The happy dog jumps up onto the table and rolls over, making a happy sort of huffing noise when you rub his stomach. After doing regular check up procedures, you can determine that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Jett.

“As usual, there’s nothing wrong with your dog. Why do you keep coming in here when you know he’s fine?” Jett jumps on you and you can’t hold back a laugh when he jumps down onto the floor and stands in a playing position. You open the door to the dog play area and let him out to go socialize with the other dogs that stay in the clinic.

“Maybe I just wanna see the cute girl who works here.” “Well maybe there’s an easier way for you to do that instead of dragging him along with you and wasting your money.” Jack bites his lip into a smile and slowly walks closer to you with his hands into his pocket.

“Does that mean that maybe I can take you out on a date this weekend?” “Maybe it does.” You lean against the counter that holds all the paperwork and files in the clinic and take out a small slip of paper, writing something down on it before shoving it into his hands and walking back into a ‘staff only’ facility.

“ xxx-xxx-xxxx. I’ll see you this weekend, Hughes. ;)”

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I would have added my pink banner BUT I ran out of picture space….. sorry this ended so suddenly, I was struggling w how to end it!

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[vhstown]

hobie brown ★ general headcanons

content/warnings: mentions of drinking, mentions of violence, implied abandonment (?), depictions of fictional dystopian govt + police

a/n: it's about time innit 😭😭😭 a couple little thoughts about the guy that has taken over my brain for the past 6 months give it up for spider punk ‼️ very much inspired by @qiupachups's hcs go check em out here

Hobie tends to code-switch a lot depending on who he's around. At the Spider-society, he tones his accent down so people can understand him, but speaks in his natural accent around the mandem & people he likes (e.g. Miles 😁) He's the menace EVER though so he dials the Cockney up to 100 when he's fighting cops outside of the East End because they don't understand it 💀

Even though his handwriting is... atrocious, it's actually because he's picked up the style of ransom notes. In his universe, any sort of communication can be intercepted, so it's better that he can't be identified by his handwriting. That's why it's always changing, and he's half-decent at forgery too.

Speaking of writing, he can do a bunch of pen tricks. It's almost annoying how good he is at it, and if you were to ask him how, he'd just shrug. He's just that guy, you know?

His universe's Aunt May is a lovely lady from the West Indies and she runs F.E.A.S.T in Camden. They're not actually related, but he'll always see her as his aunt. She definitely helped him out after a rough patch in his life, and he volunteers often at the shelter. Everyone there has just accepted the 7ft punk walking around a couple days a week giving out breakfast and coffee.

Hobie is also bizarrely resourceful. He has a LOT of plants in his boat, and some of them grow vegetables! He knows all about gardening and makes the best preserves and soups. It's a good time to be at F.E.A.S.T when Hobie comes in with his little cloth bag full of veggie goodness.

About the rest of his family, Hobie's parents... He doesn't even know who they are himself, to be honest — not like he wants to. However, he does have siblings and a few close cousins. They're all separated, but Hobie does his best to find them. He's the oldest of them all (so far, at least?) and though they don't see him much like a brother at first, he makes sure they're taken care of, regardless of how much younger they are than him. They're always running around F.E.A.S.T, so on the days where Hobie isn't there, he can be sure that Aunt May has a few little helpers (though they're quickly growing taller than her...)

Good with animals. Even the ones that seem a bit rabid warm up to him after a little while. He knows when to leave them alone, when to give them attention, what to feed them, etc. That's why it's not unusual to see them following him around, and a bunch of kittens at his feet eating while he eats his own lunch.

Not actually a big drinker. I like to think he only has a couple of drinks or is just an insane heavyweight because there's no way he's gonna be dismantling the dictatorship if he's piss drunk. There's been a couple times where he's knackered after a night out, though. Just another reason to hate mornings, it looks like.

Most of the stickers on his guitar are from different shows and rallies he's been to, and/or organised, but only a few out of the hundreds he's been to (there's only so much space on a guitar, after all.) It's almost like a little look through his life since he joined the punk scene. Besides, who wouldn't want to beat your local government-made villain over the head with a picture of a cartoon dog?

Absolutely, utterly, undeniably terrible at singing — or is he? Not exactly. He can hum just fine, so singing should be a piece of cake, right? He's alright at a few songs, but "happy birthday" isn't exactly something you'd be performing at the Royal Opera House (he does anyway, but that's a story for another day. Fisk's 56th birthday goes just swimmingly with Spider-Punk on the front of the news.)

Despite that, he's not particularly fond of being known as "Spider-Punk". His Spider identity isn't really meant to be identified, despite how loud his whole get-up is. He's got a lot of people depending on him, and he's careful to never leave a trace of his real identity. That also means, however, that pretty much every punk in the area has a target on their back — let's just say Hobie's got a little "BEATING UP BLUE BOTTLES 101" on a Saturday morning for all his punk friends.

Since the government's got little recording devices and cameras everywhere, Hobie's taken it upon himself to... "borrow" them. He's got a couple mates good with tech, so he's on the scene pretty fast with his own crime-tracking network — pretty sick.

In fact, Hobie's friends (in his universe and others) are pretty useful for more than a few things. For pretty much every situation, he "knows a guy", whether that's related to tech, music, clothing, art, putting together a bunch of random stolen parts to make a dimension watch...

iN CAse

it dON'T

WoRK ouT

— HoBie

🎸💫🕸️

@phoenixinthefiles (since i alr tagged chewy lol)

hey hey hi these r a bit shorter than usual but i just wanted to put these little thoughts out there ^^ might make a part 2 if i have any more thoughts idk we'll see!

rbs super appreciated have a good day and check out my atsv masterlist here!

[jewishbuckley]

I MEAN ID LOVE TO ASK FOR SOME BUCKTOMMY HEADCANONS 🥺

okay okay okay -- finally home after a long ass day so here ya go before I head to bed:

Tommy and Buck do not cuddle at night which yes I know -- blasphemy! but like hear me out... they both just radiate heat (they're human furnaces) at night and if they cuddle they ARE waking up feeling gross as shit because they've sweated buckets. their blankets are damp, their sheets are damp, their skin is covered in droplets of their own sweat and just - it's gross okay? so they don't cuddle. but like... maybe they'll fall asleep with Tommy's head resting on Buck's waist/ribs or brushing against his hand - something to say "hey I'm here" but also "it's toooooo hot to cuddle"

I'm not a ride or die for this headcanon but adhd Buck & autistic Tommy let's fucking go. (I will also accept/embrace audhd Buck but that man 100% has adhd.)

also I can see them adopting a cat together. Tommy is a cat person (though I have been tempted towards "Tommy is a dog person" because @kinaaaard made a SOLID sell) and Buck loves all animals (but is decidedly a dog person). however they pick out a cat because a cat just makes sense with their work schedule, and I can very much 100% see Buck being the reason they leave the shelter with a 12 year old black cat because, "Tommy she has been here for two years. She should not be spending her elderly years in a shelter." So they leave with Po (Buck names her before they even make it to the car) who has cataracts, has a nub for a tail, and just doesn't look In The Best Shape.

okay yes muay thai this muay thai that but hear me out again... Buck & Tommy finding an athletic activity to do together that neither have done before and might I propose... rock climbing. maybe they eventually get to outdoor rock climbing but let us focus on indoor only because that's what I'm most familiar with (I'm a rock climber). to me, rock climbing just seems like it'd be such a Buck sport and I can see Buck thoroughly enjoying lead climbing. there's top rope and bouldering but I think where they both really "thrive" is when they get to lead climbing because, if you're not familiar, lead climbing is where you're not really tied in and what I mean by this is that you wear a harness, a rope is tied to your harness, but instead of the rope going up the wall and looping through a big metal thingy attached to the ceiling, the rope is on the floor and as you climb you are clipping the rope through carabiners (each about 4ft apart) which means if you fall in after one carabiner but before the other then you fall past/to the carabiner you last clipped into. (I do not lead climb yet that shit is fucking terrifying. I hate heights.) anyway... a big thing in lead climbing, too, is that when you get to the top of the wall instead of climbing into the last carabiner, you take a "victory whip" which literally just means... purposefully taking a big fall then climbing to the top again and climbing in and that just feels like something Buck would ABSOLUTELY fucking love to do.

okay your ask about high school Tommy got me thinking a little and I hope you'll forgive me that this is 100% a Tommy-exclusive HC vs a Bucktommy HC... anyway yes yes yes LOVED your kind of angsty idea but hear me out: Tommy's father being a... traditional man who pushed Tommy to do traditional male sports (football, wrestling, maybe baseball) and I don't think Tommy was a football player (mostly b/c I hate football and think it's dangerous and we should not be letting our youth play this sport what the fuck) but I could see him as a wrestler. I can also see, to an extent, Tommy's father trying to relive his "glory days" via Tommy (maybe Tommy becomes a wrestler because his dad was a wrestler and that's what his dad pushed him to do). anyway I just can see young Tommy trying (and probably failing) to do what his dad wants of him to try to gain some crumb of approval.

[irlcats-bracket]

Bracket 2 Round 3 Poll 4

Sammy vs Mr. Crinkles

SAMMY

he’s a fat orange and white cat who loves to sleep and cuddle! his owner is punkquoththeraven on twitch, and sammy is the unofficial mascot of the channel. he has emotes and you can redeem channel points (called sammies) for sam cam to see him on stream! he also regularly attends discord calls in punk’s discord! a little known fact about sammy is he is in love with smallname (less than 100 followers) twitch streamer foolishgamers

PROPAGANDA

VOTE FOR SAMMY RIGHT NEOW!!!!

HE'S THE GUY OF ALL TIME!!

Do it for him

MR CRINKLES

He is very large by genetics but also hes fat. Hes got black fur but in certain lights its brown. Hes got yellow eyes that are very large (like him). He loves cuddling and bullying submitter's other cat (sometimes and she bullies him back so its even) Hes scared of people who he doesn't know well and somehow fits himself into the tiniest of spaces. He just goes limp when submitter picks him up. He likes to play but he does it with as little effort as possible. He likes to sit by the window and make noises at the birds.

PROPAGANDA

We got him from an animal shelter, and he used to be a scrawny little thing. He loved food and would go as far as to Dive Under the legs of our other cat to get to the bowl. He used to chase birds into the house when he was younger, but as he's gotten older, he makes fewer attempts at hunting. Now he just lays around and watches the birds from the window. Hes very cuddly. He'll storm into my room (often in the middle of the night) demanding to be cuddled and pet. Hes a big cat and very fluffy. He goes limp if you pick him up and often "melts" off of furniture :3

Hiii more pawpaganda for my boy Mr. Crinkles

Today we will be highlighting his silly little relationship with his "sister" Frankie :3

We got Frankie after we got Crinkles. She was old and would hiss at him whenever he passed her, for apparently no reason. Later though, we found that he would hide behind things, and Jump Out At Her just to scare her. They fought a lot at the beginning but now they're on more stable grounds. Sometimes youll catch them sleeping on the couch together (though i dont think they want us to know they like each other)

Theyll still chase eachother around the house and frankie still hisses at his for no reason sometimes. But I think its more of a sibling thing then a real dislike :3

[mircalla]

Meet Blorbo From My Game

Maybe you have been wondering what happened with all that sims in the polls stuff. Maybe you haven’t thought about it a single time since you voted. Maybe this is the first time you hear about it. Maybe you would like a link to the masterpost even though there’s not much there yet. I don’t know, but I do have an update. I finally got my laptop back, so I really wanted to just start playing without waiting for more polls. I could always change stuff later. It turns out the screenshots the game takes fucking suck, so there’s gonna be some pretty bad pics :(

So we have our sim, who I named “Blorbo From My Game”. You voted for the “other” gender option. Finding non binary mods was harder than I thought it would be, but I did get an androgynous body shape and a handful of clothes for it. I want to see if I’ll be able to alter clothes to fit the body shape, but my only experience with sims 2 cc is making shitty recolours when I was younger and simPE does scare me a little.

Your personality votes added up to a very grouchy and very playful taurus.

Blorbo’s aspiration is romance, and their lifetime want is to have 20 simultanious lovers. Although you get to pick your LTW in sims 3 and 4, it is random in the sims 2. It gets rerolled if you change your aspiration or complete the LTW, but that’s pretty much all you can do to control it without cheats or mods. I hope you like cheating (the romantic kind, not the motherlode kind), cause it looks like this is gonna be Blorbo:

Speaking of pride flags, I was too impatient to wait for a gender preference poll. I’m sorry about the lack of democracy. I kinda went with the assumption that you would probably vote for both.

Blorbo lives in a starter house in strangetown, which got one percent more votes than some of the other options. Based on the amount of votes it seems mathematically impossible, and might just be the result of how tumblr rounds the percentages to get 100? Either way, strangetown is iconic.

They must like animals, because they wanted to get a pet. They adopted an adorable black kitten called Bonkers. That’s the name the shelter gave him, and i absolutely did not feel the need to change it.

Blorbo really wanted to flirt with Ryan Wheeler even though they have terrible chemistry. That obviously didn’t go well. He looks so disgusted.

Afterwards he left the birdcage open. Was it just carelessness, or something more sinister?

Nothing bad happened though. Maybe because Bonkers is a teeny tiny kitten, or because he is well behaved, or maybe cats can’t even attack birds in ts2. *looks it up* yeah, they can’t. They also can’t escape. Where’s the drama in that? Ryan’s inability to hurt Polly doesn’t change the fact that he is the worst.

Blorbo went out and had some dinner, which was served quickly and without glitches even though sims 2 nightlife came out so many years before sims 4 dine out. Then they met some guy I forgot the name of, and had a date that was too mediocre to screenshot. Idk why they only roll wants to flirt with men. They are supposed to be attracted to women too.

Bonkers grew up into an adult, and shortly after he got taken away because of starvation. This happened while the bowl was full, so this is fucking bullshit. Polly also got taken away. Ryan must be to blame somehow, even though that doesn’t make any sense and isn’t something that can happen in the game. He trained Bonkers to starve himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

[ghostly-clown]

Slashers with pets (and their perfect animal)

These are all my own opinions, and I wanted to try using more animals then just cat or dog

Includes:

Michael myers, Jason voorhees, all 3 Sinclair brothers, brahms, Harry Warden

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Michael Myers

- we can all agree he is a cat person

- and surprisingly very gental

- an absolute cat magnet. He will just sit in a rescue for a minute and the cats will be all over him

- just got comfortable energy like that 😌

- he will look after strays, he gets scratched every now and then but everyone does

- but it dosnt bother him so he dosnt mind it, he knows he's helping them and that makes him feel something

- overall he like the cats

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Jason Voorhees

- LIZARDS MAN, REPTILES

- he loves his snakes and gekos, or just anything with scales that's been seen as 'creepy' by the population

- he thinks the scales are satisfying to touch and he likes the weight of big boas on his shoulders

- like a weighted blanket but could kill you

- he also just likes to hold lizards

- would 100% be happy to lay down and let an iguana chill on his back

- he wouldn't keep them as pets tho, they're wild animals (that he feeds, nerses, looks after and give pets to)

.

Bo Sinclair

- I don't think he's very good with pets :/

- like yeah he and his brothers have a dog but it's more Vincent/Lester's dog

- I have said it before and I'll say it again Bo is a lil neat freak who likes to have clean spaces

- and pets as great as they are, arnt the cleanest things in the world

- so if he were to have a pet it would be something easy to look after that dosnt make much of a mess

- A fish

- Bo has a small aquarium in his room that he's super protective over, and yes all the fish would have names

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Lester Sinclair

- Dogs clearly

- he loves all dogs and all dogs love him

- he will go past a raging dog bend down and talk to it 'in a witlle bawby voice' and the dog will instantly respect this man

- he's definitely tried to bring in more stray dogs but his brothers say no

- so all stray dogs he finds he will take to a shelter and he'll check up on them in his free time :)

- Dog lover in the best way

- he also loves other animals but none of them click with him like dogs

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Vincent sinclair

- He has a small tortoise

- they are great with hotter temperatures so he can have it in his wax room

- the tortoise would work more as a buddy to make him feel less lonely while working

- Vincent also loves just taking care of it, watching them eat and washing them

- he would call it something very artsy (tmnt style)

- this tortoise is his child he will only ONLY let someone else near it if he for some reason has to do something and is completely unable to care for his tortise

- This of course has a one in a million chance of happening

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Brahms Heelshire

- he would need a pet that is good with being held alot

- he is definitely the person who loves their pet with all his heart but needs someone else to make sure he's looking after it correctly

- as much as I wanna say he would be good with dogs (and for sure he would love them) I don't think it's the animal for Brahms

- maybe an animal that as well as being good with being held can also help him with self control

- I would say a rabbit, as they can also throw lil tantrums

- he would otherwise love it, especially when feeding it

- I think it would be funny if every pet he's ever had he names after himself

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Harry warden

- he is a cave man so he needs animals that can survive those conditions

- those animals are rats and bats, he has a million rat and bat babies

- and he loves all of them

- he feeds them and regularly brings in fresh water, but it's more like he's looking after a bunch of strays rather then seeing them as pets

- all of them have also gotten used to him and so are comfortable with him picking them up or just petting them

- he prefers the rats tho because he can play games with them

- he's so used to rats and bats bigger pets (like dogs) would freak him out a little

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Now get these men some animals to care for

[like-rain-or-confetti]

Ok so idk if it’s been asked before but what if s/o just happened to come home with like a kitten or puppy? Or maybe some exotic animal since some rogues like Harley like hyenas and such?

Like s/o just gives them the biggest sad eyes and explained they found this poor creature on the streets or that it followed them home. And they swear to the rogue they’ll take full responsibility for it and care for it themselves. The rogue doesn’t have to do anything, they SWEAR it. Maybe the s/o is slightly childish so the rogue isn’t sure about this?

Riddler and any other rogues you wanna throw in pls? 🥺 Just wanna add thank you for everything you write, it’s all so sweet and adorable 🥰

Thank you so so much 🥺❤️ I appreciate your kind words of support!

Pets

The Riddler: That is a big old nope and no you won't change his mind even with the pouting. The closest he'll tolerate is a cat...and that's still a big old nooo. Bad memories of a certain feline foe. He actually somewhat tolerated cats before her. So yeah, this guy isn't budging on any kind of pet. Not even a gold fish because even that will take up some kind of space. Now give it to a shelter. Actually if its a cat, he'll tell you to hand it over. He'll give it to Selina. She picks up strays all the time. Anything else is going. Yes, that includes rats- why do you think he likes rats so much?

Scarecrow: Originally isn't having it because no thank you. However he can't deny you're rather eager and you did say you would do all the work. You better. If you want to keep it then know it is your responsibility alone. If a cat or dog, you may catch him and the pet getting buddy buddy as he gives the pet scratches. Beyond that, I don't see him being very tolerant of any other animal. He really doesn't care for pets of any kind.

Two-Face: Ah. So he gets to take care of not one but two things? Yeah right, as if you could even take care of yourself. Sure but he can take care of you better than you ever could. Okay, how about a dog? You're responsible though because he can't be home for a dog as much as the dog would need. -Will 100% refer to you as the dogs parent- "Go and see your ___." Plus...he likes dogs. Doesn't like cats much after a run in with a certain woman with claws.

Black Mask: Almost breaks up with you on the spot. What do you MEAN YOU WANT A PET SNAKE? Are you high? What did you take? Honestly why can't you want a cat or a dog like anyone else? As much as he'd love the idea of having a big scary dog, he simply doesn't have the patience for any kind of animal. But a snake? Okay yes, maybe it would look cool but what if it got out in the middle of the night and ate you both!? Kind of wants to get your head examined. In the end, no pets and don't even think about sneaking one in. Roman will be pissed and we all know what happens next.

Victor Zsasz: probably the least hassle you'll get tbh. He'd prefer a cat. They tend to come and go. He's also more of a cat person. He also wants to name it. Will easily give the cat more affection than you get. Excuse the kissy faces and sounds as he holds the cat. The two are like two peas in a pod. The cat even listens to him! Suddenly you feel like the third wheel of the place. He won't budge on any other pet. He finds dogs too goofy and makes fun of them often. If you're going to sneak anything in MAKE SURE ITS A CAT OR IT ISNT STAYING.

[mammonshuman92]

Hi! Can I get brothers hcs reacting to MC having tattoos

 @assasinofkda Thank you for the ask!!​ I’m so sorry it took so long for me to do this, Life, ya know? lol It kinda turned into more than just their opinions? my bad lol Hope you enjoy!! But I’m sorry if it’s shit lmao

Warnings: implied seggs, being thirsty, swearing

Lucifer

I think he would be the most uptight about it, tbh.

Kinda a “dad” about it

“ThAt’Ll Be StUcK wItH yOu FoReVeR.”

However, I don’t think he’d judge you, or think less of you in any way. It’s your life.

He’d be more in favor of small, easily hidden tattoos, or those that have special meaning

If it’s a “cum slut” tramp stamp, you’ll definitely get a lecture after he tests that statement

I couldn’t see him ever getting one himself unless it was Luci + Dia <3

Would probably try to encourage you to not get anymore, and scowl when you inevitably do lol

Mammon

Like, he’s already putty in your hands, but when he found out about the tattoos?

Aroused “That’s cool, I guess.”

tsundere as always lol

He’d get over it quickly tho and kinda fan girl a little

His human is so badass. 

So cool. 

So sexy

Tries to convince you to get a “The Great Mammon’s Human” tattoo

shut that shit down lmaoooo

he thought he could be slick and take you on a date to get tattoos together

you picked one out for each other, the design a surprise until it was finished

he chose a chunky chibi crow with a single Grimm in it’s beak, and veeeery familiar sunglasses.

you picked “tsundere” in elegant cursive

still hasn’t fully forgiven you yes he has

Levi

Calls you a normie

But lasts .5689 seconds before gushing about how cool it is that you have tattoos and how pretty they are

16842% will explode if any of them are anime, manga or game related.

He’d for sure get a Ruri-chan half/full sleeve. I will not take criticism on this.

Being The Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy, you assumed he had to at least have one, right?

Nope.

Snek bby doesn’t do people, or crowds. So sitting in a chair for hours on end with someone in close proximity, trying to make small talk and such seemed like he would rather be Cerberus’ chew toy.

However, if you were to suggest going with him, he wouldn’t think twice about it.

He almost passed out twice lmaooooo

You got Henry and he got The Lord of Shadow

<3

Satan

Absolutely has at least one cat tattoo. No arguments!

Would be impressed if you also had a cat tattoo, or maybe some meaningful book quotes

whatever you have, he will think it’s beautiful

loves the idea of being able to decorate one’s skin with whatever they want, to be whoever they want

because of the whole “my brother rage birthed me” thing

absentmindedly traces the outline of it while he’s reading or when you’re laying together

you get tattoos together

beauty and the beast themed

sadkjfbhalsrhf

Asmo

The one who talked you into getting “cum slut” LMAOOOO

also tests the accuracy of said statement

Doesn’t mind tattoos at all

He has a few himself

None that can be seen in public, but deff a hip tat or lower back

nothing too big or flashy for him, just small and dainty pieces

helps you make sure they stay moisturized

the two of you may or may not have wound up at the tattoo shop after the club one friday night

no one except him will ever see it though

seeing as he’s the only one who sees your-

Beel

This bby

12/10 best boi

Always down for you no matter what

He has a tribal tattoo on his bicep, so he definitely is very interested when he learns you also have tattoos

Thinks they’re beautiful

WIll go with you to appointments for sure

Would even get one with you

You got little matching tattoos of a cheeseburger

Whatever you choose to do with your body, he will support you 100%

and eat anyone who says otherwise

Belphie

Honestly

I can’t really see him really giving a shit either way

If you have them cool

If not, also cool

Won’t judge you either way

Will gladly listen to how and why you got them

Or go with you to an appointment

** BONUS **

Diavolo

Fascinated

Bby boy is so sheltered and never really around anyone excpet the same demons he’s been around for centuries

So when he found out you had tattoos he was intrigued

would sit and listen, with big shiny puppy eyes as you told him the stories of getting said tattoos and their meanings/what they mean to you

Would suggest getting matching tattoos

Barbatos tried to reel him, advising him that something as such could have a negative effect on how his subjects and other Nobles view him.

Dia didn’t hear a word lmaoooo

All he could think about was sharing something like this with you.

You both got tiny crowns

<3

Barb was P I S S E D

straight up gave him a Luci style lecture lmfao

Barbatos

Doesn’t mind

thinks you’re lovely no matter what you do

his background in-game is still pretty mysterious but I hc that he has like one

probably tribal, kinda big, going from his bicep, across his shoulder and stopping along his spine

lord have mercy

something about him going on about his duties as a butler when there’s serious ink underneath that long sleeve button up? So proper, yet bad?

;sdhgkvjhiu

hold on

*thirsty ass creeper breathing*

we now return to your originally scheduled programming :)

I feel like he got it back in the day

like a young and dumb kinda thing, maybe even rebelling a little

hasn’t gotten anymore, and doesn’t have a desire to

doesn’t mind if you do

will go with you, or help you take care of the healing process

Solomon

I hc that nearly everything under his clothes is covered in tattoos, or what would be the pact marks of his demons, and some from sorcery shiz.

so he’s 100% cool with you being tattooed

would be down to get one with you

easily talked you into getting the Prince Lucifer and Princess Diavolo chat stickers

;ouishdfkj;ns

lmaooo

he so would

lucifer was so pissed and Diavolo was overjoyed and couldn’t stop laughing

Simeon

Angel in every sense of the word

loves you no matter what

he cant have any

body is a temple and all that

but he does love them

thinks they're beautiful

Would probably prefer quotes from literature, or those with special meaning.

flower tattoos too

Also a fan of little whimsical tattoos.

A zipper tattooed on a scar from an old surgery?

Hilarious!

although he can’t get one, you got a little halo tattoo

he teared up a little at the gesture

Luke

I was wrong

Luke is definitely more uptight about it than Lucifer loool

Gasps when he first sees it/them

“MC! What is that?!” He shrieks

“A tattoo?” 

Luke.holybrain.exe has stopped working

Probably lectures you worse than Luci

May or may not hit you with a Bible

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How Arcane spends time with you :]

Sfw fluff with gn reader :)

Warnings: None that I can think of :))

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Jayce- Pillow fights 100%. Jayce spends so much time hunched over in the lab that he just needs to let out all the pent up energy. Before you started dating he would go to the gym or forge, but he's found that he rather enjoys jumping around the house trying to dodge your barrage of pillows. It gives him the emotional relief he needs while hearing your giggles at the same time; the same giggles that turn to loud laughter after he tackles you to the ground and gives you a barrage of kisses instead of soft pillows

Viktor- Baths and some well deserved self care. Much alike Jayce, Viktor spends days at a time in the lab without breaks, much less a bath. Practically the first thing he does when he gets home is beeline to the bathroom; he feels the need to freshen up before seeing you as he doesn't want to smell badly around you. His favorite thing is when you wash his hair for him though; your fingers combing through the tiny knots and scratching his scalp is super calming. Also does face masks with you if you have any, though he complains a little at the slimy texture

Caitlynn- Volunteering at animal shelters with you! Cait has always had a soft spot for all kinds of animals, and sharing that interest with you is very important to her. She's visited the shelter in Piltover so much that the workers know her by name and know her favorite long term pets. She'll practically drag you around the halls of the shelter showing you all of the elderly cats and dogs; they all seem to love her, rubbing against her legs and trying to hop up on her lap. Cait will teach you how to calm the animals down and show them you aren't a threat. Overall very calm day lazing with some cats n dogs

Vi- Working out while watching movies. Vi has practically taken over the guest room with workout equipment- luckily she kept the bed and TV so you could hang out while she does various routines. Put on some kind of comedy and you have her HOOKED; she'll run on the treadmill for hours while complaining about how cheesy the movie is, even though he eyes have rarely left the screen. Vi might tease you a bit about watching a movie instead of watching her work out, but she'll definitely get flustered if you start watching her

Ekko- Playing horror video games with you! He's a little bit of a crybaby about it, but he'll always boot up the games with a smile on his face and a loving look in his eye. Ekko is super slow while playing the games and frequently back tracks on himself when scary music picks up. Usually has you sat in front of him while he wraps his arms under yours to hold the controller. You'll probably have to wear earplugs while sitting with him because he SCREAMS everytime something happens, even if it isn't scary

Sevika- Loves cooking with you over all else. She has a rough job, so being able to come home and do something actually normal is extremely relaxing for her. Sevika usually likes to bake rather than cook though, so if you don't mind, she'd love to throw a couple pies in the oven that you two made yourselves. She'll put her arms around your waist and rock back and forth while humming; it's a rare moment where she feels completely safe and content

Silco- Reading by the fireplace with you in his lap. Silco has very rare moments of peace, so he prefers to just relax completely and play with your hair. Having you just resting on his lap is enough for him; he doesn't expect anything grand like flowers or cuddles or a date out. He knows how unbearable living in Zaun can be, so he'll light the fireplace and make sure you're okay before finally settling down on the couch. If you play with his fingers he'll absolutely melt and won't be able to focus on the book in his hand

Vander- Napping with you! Hear me out- talking or impressing each other isn't needed here, all you both want is to settle down with some nice cozy blankets and maybe some warm coffee or tea. Vander gets exausted between work and the kids, so he just needs these moments with you to catch up on well needed sleep. He is a HUGE heater though, so there's no lack of warmth when you're pressed against his chest. Also grumbles a lot in his sleep and will cuddle closer if you somehow manage to wiggle your way out of his bear hug

[ttuesday]

what pets do you think the VDL boys would have in a modern setting? and what do u think the pets’ names would be? also i love you *kisses you on the cheek*

*swoons* I love you too anon <3

Arthur

Arthur is 100% a dog person. I could definitely see him volunteering at animal shelters and dog pounds at the weekend too.

It was when Arthur was helping at the dog pound, he saw a timid border collie. It took a while for the dog to start trusting Arthur but soon they became best friends and Arthur adopted her.

I think Arthur would give his dog a common but very cute name, like Maggie, Daisy or Bailey.

Dutch

Dutch wanted to get a pet but he was always unsure of what to get. Thankfully, Trelawny suggested the perfect pet for Dutch.

Dutch loves his pet parrot. He loves it when the parrot sits on his shoulder and watches the world go by. The best thing about having a pet parrot is that it can talk. Now whenever Dutch goes on a rant or says a speech, the parrot squawks "I have faith” or “nice plan”.

After going through a series of names, Dutch settled on naming his parrot after a historical figure. For a while he thought about calling him Caesar but in the end, he went with Shakespeare.

John

John adores his pet. He always wants to bring his pet with him everywhere but he knows that’s a bad idea. He did it once but he nearly dropped the bowl of water which would’ve been a disaster.

John has a pet goldfish that he loves dearly. He doesn’t have to do too much to look after it which makes it the perfect pet for John. 

Unfortunately John isn’t that creative when it came to picking a name for his goldfish. Nevertheless, he chose a strong, caring and overall immaculate name... yes, John calls the goldfish John. 

To stop any confusion, a lot of people call the goldfish Johnathon. 

Charles

Charles was only going to get a simple, small pet. Nothing too extreme. When he saw the little guinea pigs in the pet store, he knew he had to buy one

...but he couldn’t just buy one. Guinea pigs are known for getting very lonely if they don’t have a companion so Charles had to buy 2... but he couldn’t pick out which 2 he wanted so he ended up buying the 5 guinea pigs they had in the store.

To make life easier, Charles decided to name them all after trees. So now Charles lives with Oak, Maple, Ash, Birch and Elm.

Bill

Bill loves his two pet mice. He doesn’t understand why some people don’t like mice, they’re surprisingly cute. Bill even made them little hats and coats. 

He tried to train them to do tricks but they got too preoccupied sniffing and climbing things to actually try and do the tricks. 

Bill’s a bit embarrassed when he tells you the names of his mice. He mumbles as he holds them up “This one’s called Sprinkles and this is Mr Fluffles”.

Javier

Javier knew exactly what kind of dog he wanted to buy. Javier wanted to find the biggest, fluffiest dog possible. It was his ultimate dream.

Finally, Javier bought a Samoyed dog, which is very fluffy and bright white in colour. Javier’s favourite thing to do is take naps with his dog because of how comfy he is. The dog’s kinda like a living blanket.

Javier named his dog Rio and bought about 4 different dog collars, a dog bed, 2 food bowls and a bow that all have Rio written on them.

Micah

Micah isn’t an animal person. He hates dogs, fish are useless and he dislikes all rodents. Animals are not his thing... until one day, Micah found a cat. They stared at each other for a moment and in that moment, Micah felt the cat look deep into his soul.

From that day on, Micah brings the cat everywhere with him. It’s his best friend and Micah truly feels like the cat understands him. 

But Micah won’t give the cat a name because then it’ll be obvious he’s gotten attached to the creature. Instead Micah simply refers to it as ‘the cat’.

Sean

Sean doesn’t understand why people spend so much money on buying a pet. All he did to get his pet was go outside and dig around in some dirt.

Sean was very proud of his pet earthworm. He named him Tim and carried him around to show everyone. 

Everything was going fine until about 2 hours later, when Sean lost him. He asked Jack to draw some missing posters but unfortunately Tim was never found. Sean still has hope though and believes Tim ran off to Canada to start a family.

[nat-20s]

for @jonmartinweek day 8! (which I definitely realized was happening and for sure did not forget lmao). The prompt was free day/au, so I picked my own theme of “pets”. The last few fics have been pretty loaded, so please enjoy some pure post canon (literal and figurative) fluff

~*~

“I can’t believe I married a dog person.”

They weren’t even supposed to be in the shelter. They had made no plans to visit a shelter. However, as Jon has been learning over the course of the past couple years, a Martin not under duress and given free time outside will inevitably end up trying to befriend any living nonhuman creature in the immediate vicinity.

“I’m not a dog person.”

“The lapful of beagle puppy would indicate otherwise.”

“Just because I appreciate the company of a very good boy, yes you are, doesn’t mean I’m a dog person. Dog person implies I have a preference. I like cats equally as much as I like dogs. Unlike some of us, my heart is open to all manner of furry friends.”

“I don’t...hate dogs.”

“Uh-huh. Is that why you won’t pet Rufio here?”

“He’s nippy, I don’t trust him. And it’s just that dogs are A Lot. I find most of them a bit overwhelming. And needy.”

“Pff, that’s no excuse. You’ve been best friends with overwhelming, and you married needy.”

Martin lets out a distracted giggle as Rufio finally gets in a lick on his face. Okay, maybe it is a pretty adorable sight, but that’s hardly sufficient enough evidence to actually let such an energetic ball of fluff into their home. Still, it’s enough to convince Jon to sit down next to them, and give Rufio a very tentative scritch behind the ears. “I think we both qualify as the needy one in our relationship.”

“Pretty sure that’s called codependency. What would our therapist say?”

“She’d probably say that’s a bit harsh. And that we still need to work on our separation anxiety.”

“Hey, you know what helps with separation anxiety?”

“No.”

“A dog!”

“No!”

They get a dog. Their flat is decently sized and they both have steady incomes and enough free time between them to take proper care of her. They don’t get Rufio, but instead a 7 year old mutt named Daffodil who is, admittedly, the most gentle and sweet creature Jon’s ever met. They also get a cat, a rambunctious 2 year old tabby named Jack (“We can change the name.” “Jon! How dare you! Jack responds to his name, clearly he likes it!”) who had already decided Daffodil was his mom, and they couldn’t possibly bear not adopting them together.

~*~

“You know, we could get a tarantula.”

“Fuck off.”

“I’m serious! They’re not, like, evil in this universe, and some of them have cutest little pink toesie woesies.”

“You’re not serious, you’re being a bastard, and I hate you.”

Martin wraps his arms around Jon’s waist and presses a kiss to the side of his face, which Jon gives a half-hearted swat at, because, again, the man’s being a bastard. Stubbornly ignoring Jon’s pout, Martin presses his cheek to the top of Jon’s head, cheerfully replying, “I’m fine with that, as long as you promise to hate me for the rest of our lives.”

“Well, I certainly can’t make that promise. I won’t even hate you ten seconds from now. I suppose you’ll have to settle for love instead.”

“Hmm. Deal.”

“We’re still not getting a fucking tarantula.”

They do not get a tarantula. Their home remains admirably spider free.

~*~

Martin’s gasp is loud enough to echo, and Jon can feel him begin to vibrate next to him. The excitement is perplexing at first, they’ve been to this bookstore dozens of times, and it’s never elicited this sort of response. Then Jon looks over to the front counter, where a medium-sized cage and a “For adoption” sign have been put on display. With a wild, jubilant glee, Martin asks, “Sonja! Are those baby. Dumbo. Rats?!”

“Sure are! I’ve got a friend who’s a breeder, I take it you’re interested?”

“Yes, absolutely, 100%, we’re getting two immediately.”

“Well…”

Martin snaps his head over to look at Jon with a look of betrayal the likes of which Jon hasn’t seen since the panopticon. “Jonathan, no!”

“Um.”

“You can not tell me you you don’t like rats! Dumbo rats especially!”

“I…”

Ticking off on his fingers, Martin lists, “They’re adorable, they’re smart, they’re cleanly, they’re extremely empathetic, they’re tickilish, which is stupidly cute, they can be trained to use a litter box and do tricks, they’re snuggly and playful and perfect! They’re all the good parts of dogs combined with the best parts of cats in one tiny portable package! Look at their little ears, that are like that because of a slight difference in skull shape that has no negative health effects! Plus, we can set them up in the project room, since Captain Jack isn’t allowed in there anyway. How can you dislike rats?”

“I don’t know! They just sort of..freak me out. Or not all of them, just their feet. I don’t like their little man hands.”

Martin throws his arms in the air, proclaiming, “Their little man hands are one of their best qualities! Look, Jon, are you genuinely afraid of them, or just slightly discomfited?”

“I would say mediumly discomfited. This isn’t like spiders.”

“Cool. ‘Cause in that case, we’re getting the light tan one and the solid white one, their names shall be Peaches and Cream, and you will love them as much as you love our dog and cat children.”

“That’s a rather bold claim.”

“It’s an accurate one. You’ll see.”

Within a week, Jon is transporting Peaches ‘n’ Cream in the pocket of his hoodie, and he can feel Martin’s smug aura from two rooms away. Damn him.

~*~

“Did you know snakes don’t have an amygdala?”

“Okay? You didn’t have to bring me to a reptile store to tell me that.”

“I didn’t bring you to a reptile store to tell you that. I brought you to a reptile store because I want to hold a cornsnake.”

Jon rolls his eyes, but the fondness in his voice somewhat undercuts it. “Of course you do.”

Martin makes a scaly acquaintance in less than two minutes, and as the snake coils around his fingers, he continues, “Anyway, if they don’t have amygladas, do they feel fear in a way similar to us, or is it only a recognition of threats and instinctual response?”

“Martin, my love, I have no idea. Is this going somewhere? It’s fine if not, I’m just checking in.”

“Yes. Because if they don’t feel fear, I’m getting this snake and naming her Georgie.”

That makes Jon let out a sharp bark of laugh, and, for a moment, he’s able to reminisce without any pain. “You know, I think she’d actually love that? She also had a proclivity for all creatures great and small. And a terrible sense of humor.”

“Wow, you really have a type, huh. Also hey! My sense of humor is fantastic! It always makes my husband laugh, and he has very exacting standards.”

“Liar. Your husband finds joy with you at the slightest provocation, no good sense of humor needed.”

“Hmm. He is a bit of a softie, isn’t he? Which is why he’ll let me get this snake.”

“He most certainly will not.”

“But….look at her….”

“It’s not a matter of how cute she is, dear. It’s a matter of you made us get pet rats less than a month ago, there’s absolutely no way you’re going to be able to feed mice to a snake.”

Martin looks at the cornsnake, looks at Jon, looks back, and his shoulders slump. With a wince, he asks, “Maybe frozen mice won’t be too bad?”

“What if she’s picky?”

“...There are species of snake that only eat bugs.”

“Cornsnakes aren’t one of them.”

Waving over an assistant, Martin puts the cornsnake back with a defeated, “Fine. When you’re right, you’re right.”

Jon doesn’t particularly feel like he’s won an argument. In fact, he’s a bit disappointed himself, he always liked snakes. Big fan of reptiles in general, actually, which is probably what drives him to say, “Lizards don’t usually eat mice.”

That’s how they walk out of the store with three leopard geckos.

~*~

Jon’s helping Martin set up the gecko tank in what can now be affectionately called a zoo when all of the sudden it strikes him. Some of the animals in their home right now have life spans of 10-20 years, and never once had the necessary longevity of care come up as a reason to protest against them. Jon had felt so at ease with the concept of a future that he hadn’t even thought about it, hadn’t been steeling himself for the other shoe to drop. He’s stopped having bated breath every time something good happens, instead taking reassurance in a sense of permanence that he wasn’t sure he’d ever feel again. Martin must hear his breath hitch, because he immediately stops what he’s doing to take Jon’s hand into his own. “Something wrong, love?”

Jon shakes his head. “No, nothing. I suppose I’m realizing that we have time, don’t we?”

Martin must know exactly what he means, the weight behind the words, because he brings Jon’s hand to his lips and says, “Yes. Yes, we really, really do.”

[incorporealbagelbeing]

Hello From the Hallowoods characters based on their Vine knowledge and Energy:

Nikignik: thousand eyes? He knows what Vines are. He probably knows them all word for word and cried a little when it died and did an in-depth monologue about humanity, humor, art and love as a requiem. Doesn't trust TikTok. 100/10

Lady Ethel: Watched one that Brooklyn showed her and immediately started marketing the idea. -10/10, part of Vine's downfall, still doesn't get the references. Also makes bad marketing TikToks

Diggory: 6/10, they've seen a few! Percy showed them some at the scoutpost, and they have a group chat with the mendies where they send memes and vine compilations.

Percy: 8/10. Watches Vine compilations all the time. Knows them by heart, but tends to be more reserved and serious and doesn't quote them a lot. The only reason people know he watches them is because Riot referenced "Jared, 19" and got jumpscared by Percy laughing behind her while invisible, cementing her trust.

Riot: 12/10. Riot "I see Walt is busy. Im going to go bother him" quotes Vine enough to rival Doug Eiffel of Wolf 359. She had all that time in the bunker to learn Vines and decided to make that everyone's problem. Queen shit. Bonds with Percy and Diggory over Vine, and has mixed emotions on TikTok

Clara: 7/10 nows Vine a bit less than Percy. She knows more due to Riot and Friday. Can and will recite many Vines by heart but doesn't watch compilations.

Violet: 4/10 knows a few Vines? Kind of understands the humor? More than anything, she has a knitting TikTok that's super soothing, so points for that.

Bern: 3/10 understands the nihilistic humor but hasn't really ever sat and watched a Vine comp. She does appear in the backgrounds of Violet's TikToks sometimes with large weapons, and she has a small fan base because of it.

Walt: 7/10 knows Vines because 1. He thought some of them were a bit funny and 2. Riot loves Vines and he looked deeper into it. They make jokes back and forth about Vines, trade references, and make each other laugh. However, he has NEVER gotten the phrasing right for "Road Work Ahead?" Has a TikTok for info on various Hallowoods creatures and places.

Olivier: 6.5/10. My score here is less on Vine knowledge (they'd get a 3 based on their friendship with Friday) and more based on the fact that they exhibit the exact energy of Vine. Im giving them honorary points for having the exhausted manic energy. You'd do numbers on TikTok, king

Friday: 9.5/10. She watches Vines, even if you wouldn't expect it. Im adding an extra half point for Clara and her bonding over it. I feel like she's the reason Olivier knows of Vine, and that the two watch Vines sometimes (or Olivier studies while she watches them to chill out during study breaks). She and Clara quote them at each other to confuse other people in the library.

Big Mikey: 6.5 I think he colloquially knows a few! And I also think that Riot and at least one other scoutpost person have showed him the child safe Vine comps. Also I love him.

Polly: controversial take: the posse all have low scores. He gets a 4/10 because he's been loosening up, and I think he'd vibe with it. I also think that he posts on TikTok for aesthetic posts and for the one he has with Yaretzi in wolf for. Oh Mort also appears in the backgrounds sometimes, picking flowers or befriending animals and has answered questions much to the delight of his fans.

Mort: 4/10 appears in Polly's TikToks, and he gets points for being beloved by everyone. However he neither knows nor gets Vines and Polly doesn't know how to explain.

Yaretzi: 4/10: not super well-versed in Vines, but she's learning with Polly. She also has a fanbase from Polly's TikTok background appearances.

Hector: 5/10 knows Vines but never uses them. He smiles at them but its nothing much. He has a TikTok for the dogs which is insanely popular.

Jonah: 5.5/10. Was a huge fan of Vine Back In The Day, and quotes them sometimes. Also has a TikTok, doesn't post much. This is counteracted by the fact that Zelda hopped on his channel, earning him an extra point.

Zelda: 7/10. Knows and quotes the most well known Vines because Jonah was such a big fan and she cares about him. Also, that one lady on TikTok who has the recipe channel where she's like. The funniest person, but its also stuff like meatballs and cookies? Thats Zelda. Shes also decently TikTok famous, and responds to everyone who asks if she can be their mom.

Solomon: fuck you. Crusty bitch. Even if he knew what vine was he wouldn't get it. >:/

Barb: 10/10 made Polly and Yaretzi watch Vines. Makes Vine references. Legend has it, he has a Fre Shava Cado sign somewhere in the Resting Place.

Countess: 2/10 knows little about Vine because she thinks its below her. However, she is the sexy vampire lady that appears in the background of Barb's videos, sooooooo

Brooklyn: 6/10 she's a tech/ social media person i feel like. Showed LEM a Vine and Regretted It. Still thinks about them and mentions them to Marco sometimes. Repeats some under her breath but also doesn't know many at all.

Marco: 4/10: knows less than Brooklyn but still has some Vine knowledge I guess? Sheltered by BotCo

Danielle: 3/10: even more sheltered by BotCo. However, she also met Nikignik

Ray: 8/10: hear me out: this automobile knows Vines. He wants to connect with passengers. He gets them wrong a lot of the time but its the thought that counts. Also? Ray has tremendous meme energy.

Moth 11/10: knows and quotes Vines and has cryptid energy. Currently running a TikTok with Ray which has vine energy and is wildly popular. People do assume that Ray is just camera shy and not an automobile tho.

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Hi! Im new to your page and i love your writing 💕 i have a request for demon brothers headcanons on how they treat MC after realizing they get anxiety from things like yelling/loud abrupt noises/ things like that? For example, they flinch, get quiet, or start fidgeting? Thank you!!!

Aww, thank you so much. That means a lot to me and I’m really glad you like my writing considering I have such a chaotic style lmao. Also, welcome to this mess of a blog. We give off ‘cult’ vibes but at least we have hot, fictional demons to make up for that.This was super sweet because I know for a fact every single one of them would be very understanding of MC’s anxiety of anything.

Enjoy!

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The Brothers with an MC that gets anxiety from loud/abrupt noises:

Lucifer:

-He may not get anxiety from it, but Lucifer definitely prefers a quiet atmosphere/environment where he can focus on his work

-Which makes living with his brothers a living nightmare because they don’t have the capability to shut the fuck up

-That being said, he catches on rather quickly that you do not feel comfortable around loud noises in general

-There’s a limit to what he can do but every time you feel like you need a bit of peace and quiet, know that you are more than welcomed into his office at any time of the day. Even if he isn’t there

-He definitely prioritises your mental as well as your physical well being seeing as living with demons can have a massive effect on your sanity

-He’s not judgemental about it either because, while he doesn’t understand why loud noises may cause you to be so anxious, he understands that humans are built differently to demons

-Lucifer has no chill at times and will tell all of his brothers off every time they make a big scene, whether in public or private

-He can be a tad overprotective at times but he means really well, especially if he sees you’ve gotten oddly silent for the past few minutes or has caught wind of you fidgeting during dinner

-I don’t know how much I stressed so far about the observation skills this man has but I will keep doing, he can spot you flinching at loud noises from a mile away

Mammon:

-I believe that he can read people really well and can recognise when a person is feeling a certain way

-But he’s still a complete dumbass so he might still miss a few clues hidden in your mannerisms

-Like, he realises you’re uncomfortable but he doesn’t understand the degree of it or why it exists

-You’ll have to be blunt about it and tell him about your deal with loud noises because otherwise he will be stressing about it for weeks on end

-Dating him as a result of your anxiety over loud noises can prove to be...difficult

-He’s a very boisterous and obnoxious being, everytime a particular emotion of his flares up, he gets significantly noisier

-Whenever he enters the room you happen to be in, you’re forced to cover your ears and flinch because he has a way of announcing his presence

-But he tries so incredibly hard to act calmer around you and he so hates it when he fails to do so because he knows how uncomfortable you get as a result of him screaming like an idiot

-His brothers usually blame him when you start fidgeting because they assume he’s the cause of your rising anxiety and he started to believe it as well

-He sees that look on your face and he is just gutted

-He is ready to get on his knees and start apologising profusely until you forgive him for being such a noisy bastard

-The times other things/people are the cause of you going weirdly quiet, he will use his threatening tactics

-“Listen ‘ere, you’re makin’ my human uncomfortable so if you don’t shut the fuck up, I won’t let you see the light of day again. Do ya hear me?!?!”

-He says to the godfather clock when the sound of it striking midnight startled you

Levi:

-He 100% understands

-He hates loud noises as well and they usually make him scamper back to his room lol a rat in hiding

-Levi is slightly more immune to them however seeing as his brothers do have a habit of raising their voices all the time

-But do not worry, human, for he will protect his Henry from the annoying sounds people in general make at the cost of his life

-Take shelter in his room, please

-He loves having you in there and usually you only have the noise of video games in the background

-If you’re there and an anime he’s watching is getting too loud, he will turn it down for you ahead of time

-Sometimes, he can be as noisy as his brothers, especially when he rages at one of his games

-Bu he’s so quick to shut up once he realises you’re there

-And then, like Mammon, would start apologising for being not only an ugly otaku but an obnoxious one at that

-So y’all end up comforting and cuddling each other because.....uh....mutual hatred for loud things?

-Also, he would decapitate his brothers for you if they crossed a line (like he’s not really a Yandere but he’s a demon with demonic instincts to protect I guess)

Satan:

-Much like his father eldest brother, Satan also prefers silence in general

-After all, it’s a lot easier to read when his brothers aren’t there to muck about the place and make too much noise

-Humans are very different to demons, especially psychologically speaking and he understand that

-That’s why he doesn’t question it when you follow him into the library to seek refugee from his siblings

-If anything, he’s rather happy he gets to spend some time with you so the two of you sit in silence, each of you doing your own separate thing

-He knows if something is bothering you again, he can probably notice you suddenly start fidgeting in public

-He’s very cautious with you when you are in this state as he deems you are at your most vulnerable

-One time, a teacher at RAD raised his voice too high while scolding you for not paying attention and that earned an involuntary flinch from you

-That guy was officially on Satan’s shit list from then on, just so ya know

-Overall, he’s very sweet and patient with you and absolutely does not mind spending an entire day with you indoors away from loud noises

Asmo:

-He has no problem with loud noises whatsoever

-If anything, he loves being in crowded public places like The Fall, since partying and socialising is one of his many talents

-Not to mention, he’s so used to own family being so loud it just doesn’t affect him that much

-However, when you first arrived and he noticed just how badly you reacted to loud noises, he started avoiding things like clubbing as if it were the plague every time he hanged out with you

-Asmo needs social contact but he is more than willing to spend time indoors with you if it makes you feel better

-Or going out shopping in a relatively quiet shopping centre

-I mean, getting his nails done with you by his side sounds absolutely amazing to him

-So as much as he loves making noises and spending time in rowdy places, he’s always going to make an exception with you

-Always

Beel:

-Beel is unbothered by noise

-Sure, he does like it better when his brothers aren’t fighting and things are peaceful around the house

-But, he’s not fazed by yelling, loud music, heavy things falling and thudding against the ground etc.

-He picks up on your anxiety riddled gestures the first time Lucifer has a go at his brothers in front of you

-Because you started fidgeting like crazy and in that moment he was the only one that saw it

-So Beel grabbed your hand and led you outside of the room and Lucifer was so caught up in the moment he didn’t even realise it

-Probably, maybe he just let it go

-Basically, Beel decides that he shall protect you, the tiny human in comparison with him, from any loud noises that might startle you

-He will do it, do not test him

-One time, Mammon was screaming because he was chased by the witches and it made you flinch enough for Beel to see

-A couple hours later, Mammon disappears completely and shows up at your door, looking absolutely traumatised but genuinely apologetic and says sorry

-Sometimes people forget Beel is a demon

Belphie:

-I’m gonna make a wild assumption and presume that if you are vulnerable to loud noises, you are very likely a light sleeper

-If that is the case, (apologies if you’re not) then Belphie would be very quick to notice because a lot of shit goes down at night time and most of the time, it’s loud

-Belphie doesn’t have a problem with it, he can sleep through anything, even his brothers and especially Lucifer

-But he definitely notices if you aren’t cuddled up to him any more, even if he was asleep, because you sat up in bed suddenly at a random noise at 3am

-Note: That was Asmo sneaking back into the house trying to be as quite as possible but tripping and breaking a window

-“You’ll have to get used to that. My brothers are idiots, they don’t know when to be silent.”

-He prefers quiet places like the attic so he can actually sleep, but again, could do so either way so it doesn’t matter to him

-But he is going to be...let’s say ...upset.... if you were to wake up from a nap session because of someone something

-“Make one more sound and I’ll rip your tongue out.”

-Even when you aren’t napping, he gets very angry when people get unnecessarily loud, especially with you reaction

-But that just gives him an opportunity to bring you to the attic or something so the two of you can actually chill by yourselves for a chance

-Beel is invited obviously, but Belphie is just as happy to be left by himself with you

-Ironic how much his feelings for you have changed, huh?

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So I really finished this by the end of the week. Hope this is actually some good because I spent all of my brain cells on an another giant request I’m working and the rest were used to write this. Thank you for sending me requests though guys! Now every time I get bored I can just answer your asks. Have a nice Monday!

Al~

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Spending time/showing affection to GN!MC (Brothers+Side)

I’ve had terrible writers block lately so I decided to just do some general HC about how the boys show affection/ spend time with MC to hopefully get back into the swing of things.

MC is gender neutral and most of the hcs are written with romance in mind.

pure fluff

Lucifer:

Lucifer is a busy Demon, so He’ll take any time with you he can get, Even if it’s just the both of you sitting in the same room, working on your own things. 

He cherishes the moments when you can both do nothing together- a moment to relax with you. When you get that rare moment with him, he likes to be close to you, sitting close enough your shoulders are brushing or his head in your lap or you on his lap- it doesn’t matter

He also likes taking you out on occasion- a nice dinner, maybe some sort of show, symphony, theatre, if you like it he’ll go. Getting to see you dress up more than usual and knowing his brothers won’t be there to barge in. 

He’s not overly touchy in public, but he’ll usually keep a hand resting on your back around others. 

He’s not as verbal about his affection around others either, but when it’s just you two he tends to be far more open with it. 

An absolute favorite of his, however, is when you get to fall asleep together. He’d never, never admit it to anyone else but getting to fall asleep cuddling you is the best thing for him. Especially when it’s you holding him, when he doesn’t have to worry about anything else besides feeling content in your arms. 

That’s also when the verbal affection becomes more open as well, soft whispers as you drift off to sleep.

Mammon:

When Mammon wants to spend time with you, he usually invites himself into your room and just throws himself on the bed. It doesn’t even really matter if you say anything or not, he’ll scroll his D.D.D. until you finish whatever you were doing and pay attention to him. 

If you take too long though he will start to complain.

If he wants your attention and he has something he needs to do like a modeling shoot, he’ll drag you along. 

No matter what it is though, Mammon is always touchy (Despite how much he denies it) things like a hand lingering on your shoulder, fingers interlaced, leaning on each other's shoulders- he likes to be touching you in some form. 

In public he’s just as clingy, his arm wrapped around your shoulders to hold you close to him, (you should want everyone to know you’re with the great Mammon, after all.)

Loves movie nights with just the two of you. It usually ends up with his head on your shoulder or lap, fingers running through his hair. 

He won’t outright say he wants headpats or your fingers in his hair, but he’ll take your hand and place it on his head without a word (he also won’t make eye contact when he does, poor boy is blushing so hard) 

He’s definitely not as verbal with affection. Though if he notices you’re stressed or having a bad day he doesn’t try as hard to deny his feelings and he’ll remind you how much he cares about you. 

Levi:

Obviously, Levi loves being able to marathon Anime or spend hours playing video games with you. 

At first, it’s you who has to initiate any sort of physical contact. It starts slow, sitting closer together, leaning against him, small things. The more you hangout and the closer you get however, the more used to the idea he gets. 

Eventually, anime nights are spent cuddling while watching whatever show was chosen, and more often than not you find yourself in his lap when you guys play video games While he can still end up a blushing mess sometimes, he’s more comfortable asking for physical contact. 

But it’s not just anime and video games. If you show any interest in cosplay he’ll jump at the chance to create costumes together. If you don’t know how to do something, he offers to teach you. 

As you grow closer, he also grows more vocal with his affection, tells you how happy he is to spend time with you or how glad he is that you actually like him and indulge in his hobbies as well.

If for some reason, you both end up going out in public together, he seems far less hesitant to give physical contact. Usually it’s just him holding your hand (sometimes he’ll absentmindedly swing your hands back and forth)

He also enjoys when you simply sit with him while he plays video games- whether you’re cheering him on, watching him progress through plot, or even doing your own thing on your D.D.D. the fact that you choose to spend time with him is enough to make him feel fluttery in the best ways. 

Satan:

Another one who enjoys the quiet moments with you. He likes to sit with you while reading, just sharing the same space as you is nice. 

He also likes reading to you, and while he’s not very touchy in general he likes to have you close in those moments- especially when it’s you in his lap, leaning back against him and your head on his shoulder or you lounging with your head in his lap. 

As cliche as it is- He’s a sucker for cafe and bookstore dates. He likes to see what kind of books you’ll take interest in, offer his own suggestions and ask you about your favorites, he gets to spend time with you and learn about you at the same time. 

Will find a cat cafe to visit with you or an animal shelter. Lucifer won’t let him get a cat but he can at least enjoy them this way- and since it’s time he also gets to spend with you it’s even better. 

He will absolutely tell you how much he cares for you. He ends up being far more verbal than physical when it comes to affection- he says his fair share of cheesy things (You gotta love it though.) 

Like Lucifer, around others his hand is usually sitting light on your back. 

He’d also love murder mystery dinner theaters and the like. That includes watching true crime documentaries/ unsolved mysteries with you. 

Asmo:

He loves to pamper you. Spa days with just the two of you- offering you new products to try for hair/skin/etc. 

If you let him do your nails he will be absolutely over the moon, even if it’s just a clear coat of polish. 

Asmo is naturally a very touchy person- it’s one of the main ways he shows affection. When you’re spending time together, he’s almost always touching you in some form. Draping an arm over your shoulders, holding your hand, resting his hand on your arm- whatever you’re comfortable with.

It’s not just touch however. He has no issues telling you how much he loves spending time with you, he’s very vocal about everything he likes about you, how much he cares about you.

As much as he likes to stay in for spa days, he also enjoys going out with you. 

Loves to drag you shopping. He loves picking out outfits for you, asking you what kind of style you want and going from there, it’s one of his favorite things to see your eyes light up when you try on his suggestions. 

Will also take you out to the Fall and to some parties. It’s true he thrives off the attention of his fans, but when he takes you with him he’s far more focused on you than his followers.  

He can get extra touchy in public. He wants everyone to know you’re with him. Even if he does interact with his fans, the conversation often swings back around to you and him- “Aren’t they just wonderful? I picked out their outfit myself, it really suits them, right? Don’t we look so cute together?” 

Beel:

Beel cherishes any time he gets to spend with you. No matter what it is he’s excited to be able to share his time with you. 

If you like to cook or bake though, he will absolutely be more than eager to offer his help or keep you company in the kitchen. 

If you accept his invites to the gym, whether you do your own workout routine or film him so he can see his own form later, He’s glad to know you're willing to spend that time with him even though he can’t turn his full focus on you. 

Also, while it’s not really spending time with him, if you come to his practices and games he will be so happy. He’s like an excited puppy and he’ll always thank you for supporting him after he’s done. 

Will 100% give you piggy back rides whenever you want. Sometimes he will insist on it, especially if you seem tired or you're somewhere crowded enough that others keep bumping into you. 

He does enjoy cuddling up with you, especially when you end up using him as a pillow or clinging to him- he got used to that stuff with Belphie and he’s glad that you feel comfortable enough to be that close to him. 

A demon of few words, but he does have little actions that show how much he adores you. The most common one when you’re relaxing together is when he lifts your hand in his own, sometimes laying his palm against yours, sometimes playing with your fingers, sometimes simply interlacing your fingers and giving a soft squeeze. 

Sometimes though, he’ll bust out an “I love you,”- usually the most random times, if you’re sitting with him while he raids the fridge, walking to classes, studying together, sometimes he just has to say it. 

Belphie:

Napping together is his favorite, hands down. He’ll take any chance he can get to snuggle and nap with you. 

He’s not one for high energy activities for obvious reasons, but he’ll never turn down a movie night or binge watching shows with you. 

Love it if you read to him. He finds your voice soothing and relaxing, so being able to close his eyes just listen to you is nice. 

Laying together in the planetarium is something he’d never even dream of turning down. 

He’s naturally very touchy. Leaning against you, wrapping his arms around you, resting his head on your shoulder, he just likes to be as close as possible to you. 

 When it comes to verbal affection, it tends to come in the form of teasing comments. Though, when he’s just waking up expect sleepy whispers of affection. 

Around others he’s even more clingy than usual. Hanging around your shoulders, holding on to the fabric of your shirt, sometimes his tail will make an appearance and curl around your middle. 

Similar to Beel, he has little unconscious actions of affection. Tracing patterns along your arm/leg when you’re cuddling, nuzzling his head into your hand if you run your fingers through his hair, most often though is when his tail curls around you or drapes over you.

Barbatos:

Another busy demon, but he always makes sure he has extra time to spend with you. 

Outings to markets and joining him on shopping trips is pretty common, and it usually includes a meal at a cafe or nice restaurant. 

He will gladly let you keep him company while he’s baking or cooking- he’ll even teach you some recipes if you show interest. 

While not outwardly affectionate by nature, especially in public, he will keep a hand on your shoulder in crowded areas and he makes it clear that you’re with him. 

If you want to cuddle, he’ll oblige, but he usually won’t initiate it- It’s not that he doesn’t want to or that he doesn’t like it, He just likes it better knowing that’s exactly what you want. 

He does like to hold you when you lay together, both arms and tail around you- he will absolutely bury his face in your hair/ neck. 

You can also expect plenty of gifts-sweets he’s made, little things he sees that he knows you’d like, flowers, etc. 

Even though he’s pretty reserved, his gestures make sure you know he cares about you and is thinking about you. 

Diavolo:

Busy, busy, busy. There’s always something going on that he’s supposed to be doing, but Diavolo always has time for you. 

It doesn’t matter what it is- The fact that he gets time with you is enough for him. 

He does like to treat you to fancy dinners and such, though, in fact, he just likes to treat you in general. 

Diavolo also is very liberal with gifts, though it’s not just small things. Anything he sees that he thinks you’d like, things that remind him of you- anything is fair game. He doesn’t really have to worry about price, and honestly, he’d want to get you the best of what you enjoy anyways. 

Very big on both physical and verbal affection. 

He loves to be touching you in some way, holding hands, an arm around you, you leaning against him- he has absolutely no reservations or hesitations about pulling you into his lap or into his side at any time. 

He will melt if you run your fingers through his hair or lay your head on his shoulder/chest while you’re relaxing. 

He’s absolutely not shy about saying ‘I love you’ or any other sort of affectionate thing, public or otherwise. (He will blush though, especially if you return his words.) 

He doesn’t need to, but in crowded areas he will keep your hand in his or an arm around you.

Solomon:

If you’re willing to sit with him while he does research, that’d be great- if you're willing to help that’s even better. 

He also enjoys taking you to cafes or simply being able to talk a walk with you- the change of pace is nice and your presence is something he can bask in. 

He’s also the teasing type. Snarky comments and bold flirting- He likes to see what it takes to make you blush. He’d also get a kick out of it if you tried to make him blush. It’s not as hard as he thinks, though, some genuine words of affection and he’s blushing like mad. 

He will try to cook for you. Once. 

In public, he’ll let his arm drape over your shoulders, making sure to keep you pretty close to him. He’s got a protective streak to rival the brothers- he’s got plenty of experience with Demons, after all. 

If you show an interest in something, he will be willing to teach you about it. 

Man is a sucker for massages. Will melt into a puddle if you rub his shoulder/back. He also won’t hesitate to return the favor. (He’s surprisingly good at it- Won’t admit it’s because Asmo taught him.) 

Simeon:

His favorite is little tea dates or picnics with you. A nice calm atmosphere and pleasant conversation with you is just what he needs to relax. 

He also likes to tease and flirt, but the second you retaliate he’s a blushing mess. 

Will absolutely take you to plays/musicals/ performances. Being able to share his interests with you is wonderful. 

He will for sure write love letters. It doesn’t even matter if you write any back, it’s easiest to show his affection and how truly deeply he cares for you in writing. 

He’ll be overjoyed if you sit with him when he writes. Sometimes he’ll even bounce ideas off you or ask if something sounds okay. He values your input above all else. 

He’s most shy about touch. He’s honestly not as used to it and it flusters him pretty easily. That’s not to say he doesn’t love it anyways. 

In fact, having you simply tucked to his side leaves him smiling and feeling warm. 

He also likes to be held, especially if you’re sharing a bed. Feeling absolutely loved and cared for in your arms is the best feeling he’s ever had, and he won’t hesitate to tell you that. 

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Jobs that the HQ Boys would have in college

a/n: I’m tipsy and idk what this is.,,,,many thots head full

ATSUMU: oh my god… he would work at Lulu Lemon and also be a campus rep for the brand, he looks really good in the clothes ig,, 🙄his manager fucking hated him for the first month of working there because they put him on the floor thinking he would attract people with his athletic build and good looks but he was so judgmental towards the customers, they had to put him behind the cash register LMFAO😔😭, he’s still judgmental behind the counter about the colors people pick for things but he knows he has to stfu to keep the job.. when dudes check out and have anything longer than 5.5 inseam shorts he always mumbles under his breath about feeling bad for the dude’s girlfriend 💀

BOKUTO: ALSO a Lulu Lemon rep but more of a floor/customer service person lmfao, HE SELLS things like CRAZY, people just listen to him and his expertise when it comes to the apparel because he’s so enthusiastic about it and looks so good in it, he’s the type that has 5 million different random jobs here and there : I can see him working at the campus gym as an instructor or just someone who oversees the machine area, LMFAO he’s the one who organized recreational games and sometimes referees rec volleyball!! He loves it and people ask him for advice all the time. He also stands outside of hollister shirtless on Black Friday LAMAKISKSMS, He ALSO is sponsored by one of those companies that delivers snack packages directly to college dorms HE IS SO CUTE PLEASE

SUNA: He has a job at his college campus’ library! He literally loves it because he doesn’t really have to talk to anyone besides the elderly ladies who work with him and the occasional lost underclassman, and he can do his homework on the job. Girls go to the library that he works at specifically to stare at him, and the twins come in to annoy him often too (that’s the only way they would be in a library setting) GIRL he has to KICK them out for being so loud god. He also gets the occasional offer from the campus’ student ran fashion magazine to model but he’s too embarrassed and knows he would get absolutely CLOWNED if he accepted🥺. He also ubers on the weekends sometimes and he as a 5 rating because he’s hot and never makes weird conversation with his passengers

FUTAKUCHI: MAN he would work at the mall at one of those hair kiosks LMFAOO Listen, he’s honestly the perfect person for the job because he’s pushy, confident, and h*t… when people would usually object on getting their hair done by some random at the mall, they usually say yes to him because…. Its him ugh I hate him ALSO HE’S ONE OF THOSE SKETCHY PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK THAT SELLS SCAM BEAUTY PRODUCTS (“hey girly,” PLEASEMDMF)

OSAMU: He would work a typical bus boy job in college tbh, you usually have the start from the bottom in the restaurant business and he likes the fact that the hours are pretty flexible, and that he can show up hungover as fuck and still do an okay job. Occasionally his friends will pay him to cook a meal for them, or bake something that they can impress a girl with (sometimes he purposely burns the baked goods 😭LMFAMDM) Works late a lot of times and you can catch him downtown in the parking lot scarfing down his dinner at 2 am

SHIRABU: I have no idea why this one was so obvious to me but he 100% works at a Starbucks on campus lmao, his pre-med self is just always stressed and needs coffee to stay awake, and honestly he kind of enjoys being a cunt to all the students he encounters as an outlet for his frustration (sir…💀), He’s constantly screaming at Goshiki behind the counter, and he honestly doesn’t have the patience for any Karens or those girls who complain about their order because they ordered something they didn’t mean to. He’s genuine and friendly to his regulars though and if you tip he’ll put an extra shot of espresso in your order😙

KUROO: Also another obvious one for me, he’s giving me paid lab member by day, bar tender by night vibes from a million miles away. He honestly gets offered the job in the lab because of his grades and immense understanding of chemistry in his classes and labs, and he loves it!! God.. he’s really so nerdy and you can’t tell me this man doesn’t get published multiple times in academic papers bc he DOES! The lab is great and everything but he’s only there for a few hours per week, so he seeks out a nightlife job at a bar, let me tell you that’s where he cashes out,,, 🤑 like he gets tipped really well because he’s good at conversation while not being creepy, he’s HOT as FUCK, and he makes the drinks actually strong. Truly everyone and their mom’s favorite bartender !

ARAN: THIS MAN,,, he’s so photogenic and good looking there’s not doubt in my mind that he would be an influencer on campus (Atsumu really wishes he was him lmfao💀), he has ALL the sponsors and also a huge social media following. Fashion nova men, skincare brands, athletic programs, he has so many sponsors and basically most of his Instagram is payed placement , He also promotes a lot of campus merch and bars!! Like there are definitely pics of him popping bottles with his boys on his insta and he looks so good please😈

SEMI: he would work at a piercing or tattoo salon, and honestly it happens unintentionally ?? He went in for a tattoo and he was looking at the jewelry on display and was like??? this would be so cool to be able to pierce someone!! SO he apprenticed with a worker and had a lot of his friends who wanted piercings come in for practice, also he’s the type of dude that is great at calming/reassuring people who are nervous or anxious before getting a piercing or tat, loves to play his guitar quietly in the background when he’s not busy helping a client🥰 also volunteers at the animal shelter a few times a month bc he loves animals 🥺

SAKUSA: this one is making me laugh because he would definitely work a teleprompter job thinking it would be fine since he doesn’t have to touch or interact with anyone but he ends up hating it because of how rude the people are 💀😭 he somehow gets stuck with the most obnoxious and rude clients he really can’t take it, (the way he has to repeat himself forty times... no) he brings a huge thermos of coffee to the office when he has to work and he leaves with a huge headache every time