#also like ouat i watched that 4 his character lmao

[caliburn-the-sword]

finished reading scarlet; last thoughts and reactions and ponderings

was about to be like "ew wtf did not want r*pe in MY y/a book" AND THEN HE SLIPPED HER AN I.D. TO ESCAPE

thorne is SO real for only being concerned about his jacket despite human bites being very dangerous lol

why are these werewolves acting like vamps

it's kind of nice how cool thorne is with lunars with all the lunar hate there is - i remember when reading cinder being apalled about how she generalised them all as corrupt

YES SCARLET KNOWS SHE KNOWS NOW

NO NOT GRANNY I'M LITERALLY IN STUDY PERIOD RN I CAN'T CRY (note: i managed not to cry in study period but god my eyes burned for a while lmao)

tf i thought wolf was just being possessive in like a protective way against ran and not just a plain old possessive way. he's honestly making me nervous rn like goodness i can literally feel scarlet's fear rn. STOP WITH YOUR I CAN FIX HIM DISEASE AND RUN (note: okay he got brain fucky wucky by mind control so this isn't him)

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ALL FINALLY MEETING I'M FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

i think kai is going delulu. i bet his office isn't bugged and he's got a spy. literally since cinder my money has been on torin. but maybe huy

omg kai's recognition of cinder's sacrifice by going to the ball <3

gotta agree with everything cinder's saying about kai's marriage because it's everything i've been thinking since kai decided to marry levana. i wish he would see how it's a bandaid for a stab wound. he's barely fixing a short term problem, which is gonna have the same long term problem regardless

the girls (all current pov characters) ARE FIGHTING. not mad tho because i'm a messy bitch who lives for drama <3

"She'd had the bridge built for herself out of very special glass, so that she could watch (...) all without being observed herself" levana YOU MEAN A TWO WAY MIRROR??? don't go acting all superior you're not special

from what wolf has described of his Tragic Backstory there is NO way he ISN'T a virgin. i'm so sorry that was my only takeaway but i'm trying to distract myself

"We met less than a week ago and in that time I've done nothing but lie and cheat and betray you" FKSDHFSDK sounds JUST like ouat rumpelstiltskin and yet he's STILL healthier than him and not toxic LMAO

wait did wolf need to pretend betray scarlet without her knowing instead of just making THAT the plan because those supersoldiers can smell hormones?? i bet they can. i reckon he needed her to feel REAL fear (note: now that i think about it it's probably just the bioelectricity crap but also ONLY the thaumaturge would be able to detect that???)

if i keep having to read "alpha female" with my own two eyes, i'm going to need bleach. marissa meyer you owe me financial compensation for the psychological distress i've been caused. 3 is in fact 4 times too many. it is a crime that it was ever thought into existence

predictions for cress

didn't do this last time between cinder and scarlet but figured it would be fun!! you guys get to silently laugh about how wrong i am, no spoilers

first off, doc erland's place in africa becomes the home base and cinder starts her training

someone tries to recreate garan's device since it will be useful for the rebellion - could be a joint effort between cinder and cress since they have the hardware and software down respectively. idk who's gonna fill the last role of like. bio stuff and the surgeries tho but we'll see

MORE THORNE BACKSTORY

definitely more wolf pov chapters now that marissa no longer needs to make him dodgy

cress is at least a LITTLE bit delulu wackers bonkers cray z lost her marbles etc etc from being so isolated for so long. i would LOVE to get into that mindset and character voice. would make for a very interesting pov

on reading the blurb:

i'm REALLY fucking dumb it finally occurred to me that in rapunzel the hero falls from the tower and gets blinded by thorns. so that tells me exactly who carswell thorne is (rip to when i thought he was the prince from sleeping beauty cause that's embarrassing). i wonder if he gets ejected into space from the satellite and his eyeballs freeze out of his sockets or something

i wonder WHY cress would be locked up by the queen BEFORE she was even able to hack since she wouldn't have been useful then. my first thought was that glamour doesn't work on her like with shells but she's not a shell herself but that wouldn't make sense because the thaumaturges seemed surprised by cinder and michelle benoit so it can't be that. for the sake of my running joke of every fairy tale character either being related or knowing each other, i'm just gonna pin it down to her being somewhere in the family tree and leave it at that

can these people STOP getting separated from each other?? i can't handle it. from the blurb it seems like the boys got cut off from the girls??? and then kai is also separated from all of them lol. this is a prediction only in the sense that i'm trying to guess who's getting separated from who. i think it would tie well into separating everyone from their love interest like poor cinder

i wonder if this will be the book that we meet princess winter since with royal etiquette and all that her presence will p r o b a b l y be required during all them wedding preparations and what not

@eddisfargo @francforever @winterrhayle @winterpinetrees

[strangesmallbard]

for the choose violence ask game: 4, 7, & 13

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

last one i can remember is a post about how tlou’s depiction of revolutions is problematic. that’s not necessarily wrong, but op hadn’t watched the show, and based their take on 1) secondhand accounts and 2) vague knowledge of the showrunner’s personal politics. this profoundly annoyed me so i removed them from my online experience

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

hook actually! i didn’t mind him in s2; i always hated c$, but thought his character was a fun villain and/or potential buddy for emma after his redemption arc. like i could imagine them shooting the shit after work in a bar somewhere. but his fans were both annoying AND homophobic, so i started to hate the sight of his face and unfollow anyone who posted him LMAO. ouat ship wars turn are like. you know how btvs vampires lose their soul? that’s me when i find an ouat ship war post in the wild.

this only got worse after his backstory ep and redemption arc because they made him a less interesting regina. this becomes even more frustrating when you begin counting the similarities between emma and robin. tinfoil hat moment but i’m right also :/ big disney and such

13. worst blorboficiation

answered! but i will add mr. gold/rumple.

[pomminine]

i HAVE to watch EVERY SINGLE paul dano movie EVER. you don't understand. EVERYTHING. i don't care how bad it is i HAVE TO watch it. but i also cannot watch it right now because i have to SAVE the experience. i have to get that SPECIAL moment when i am READY to watch it. you wouldn't get it .

[swiftzeldas]

i was tagged by @incomprehensiblelentils in a ship meme!

1. First ship

unfortunately the first ship i remember, like, actively rooting for them to get together was probably ron/hermione. i started reading HP when i was like 7 or 8 and i remember always hoping they’d be together in the end

2. First OTP

i’m going with megan’s definition of this which is “first ship you felt strongly enough about to engage with fandom for” and hmm that’s actually still a good question. it MIGHT be aragorn/eowyn. that feels right. otherwise, it might just also be ron/hermione lmao. if we were gonna talk about which ship i first wrote fanfic for then it was PROBABLY something from warrior cats which is so funny.

3. Current favorite ship

i have replaced my brain with d&d actual play shows. i apologize. i am currently engaged in absolute insane amounts of brain rot over hardwon/moonshine from not another d&d podcast. (and listening to jake and emily talk about them on their patreon aftershow makes it exponentially worse, because they are fucking unhinged????) hardwon and moonshine are chaotic bisexual idiots who are deeply in love with each other without realizing it. listening to them teeter on the edge of admitting this is enough to make a listener lose their mind. like honestly i can’t remember the last time i felt this feral over a ship. 

secondary shoutout to ricky/esther/sofia from dimension 20′s the unsleeping city, because i just rewatched that and i CANNOT be normal. they are all in love with each other and i cannot be convinced otherwise!!!! further, i am about to rewatch a crown of candy so i expect i will be going feral over the stupid gummy bear/chocolate bunny ship again.

4. Your ship since the first minute

how could it not be marcus keane/tomas ortega from the exorcist? tomas was seeing him in his DREAMS. his first words to marcus were “it is you.” i stood no chance and neither did marcus, try as he might. 

5. Ship(s) you wish had been endgame

olivia benson/rafael barba. but alas, the ship has sailed so far it’s not even on the horizon. svu is gonna go with b*nsler endgame which i think is STUPID but whatever

6. Ship you wish was canon

tara/rosita on the walking dead. they were really MY SHIP when i was still watching it and that would be one ship that would have gotten me to jump back in. tara briefly had a girlfriend (played by the woefully underutilized merritt wever) who got killed off not long after she was introduced. idk, tara and rosita had a great connection and a lot of chemistry, and it’s a shame the show didn’t try to capitalize upon that especially since tara was already canonically a lesbian so they wouldn’t even have had to be perceived as “changing their sexualities”

7. Ship that most of the fandom hates but you love

i feel like it’s way more often that the whole fandom loves a ship i hate lmaoooo. this is hard! i do tend to enjoy some polarizing ships like darklina (from shadow and bone), but there are lots of people who ship darklina WAY harder than i do. 

8. You don’t even watch the show, but you ship it

i don’t really have many of these, so i’m gonna go for an OUAT ship even though i have watched ~some~ of the show, and that is that i ship hook/charming and it’s kind of as a joke but also KIND OF NOT A JOKE. there’s a particular fic i wish existed and i really don’t have the investment in the fandom to do it myself and i also don’t trust that fandom to write it either

9. Ship you wish had a different storyline

uhhh most ships on the office deserved a different storyline. i’d take out the random marital rough patch jim and pam go through in season 9. i’d take out the whole thing about angela and the senator so angela and dwight could have a better, more fitting storyline. i’d also rewrite andy and erin so andy isn’t such a douchebag, i’d probably write him realizing he’s bisexual and if he and erin aren’t going to work out i’d at least do that without erasing all of andy’s character development over the years. .....i love the office but the last couple seasons really did kind of goof up the ships

10. Favorite ship(s) that’s endgame

a lot of my ships aren’t endgame lmaoooo. i really like non-canon stuff a lot of the time. in the interest of not repeating myself i’ll say morwen and telemain from the enchanted forest chronicles! i could ALMOST call them my first otp but i don’t think they quite qualify. regardless, i love them, and they ARE ultimately endgame even though it takes awhile to get there. 

i tag: @ageless-aislynn @cleoselene @emmaswanned

[emmaswcns]

Top 5 ouat characters that aren't main characters and top 5 ouat season one episodes :)?

beckyyyy thank you for the ask <3333 @intothewickedwood

top 5 non-main characters:

1. neal cassidy. idk if we'd consider him 'not a main character', but to me, the main characters are the charmings, henry, regina, rumple and hook soooo yes i consider neal a non-main character :)))) i could write essays on how much i love neal cassidy so i will save everyone from reading me scream about him but i love him w my entire heart and he deserved so. much. better.

2. elsa (and anna). i really really loved the frozen arc (i know no one else did but w.e it was so good) and i loved elsa soooooo much. i wish that the sisters stayed in storybrooke and became part of the cast bc emma and elsa's friendship was so sweet and they balanced one another out so well and idk it would've been cute if they all stayed

3. august! i know that the writers would've fucked him up along the way if he had stuck around and joined the charmings crew, BUT i have fallen in love with his character and the possibilities of what storybrooke would've been like had he stuck around as an adult (thanks @bewilderedmoth) also after reading way too much sq fic, august is always emma's best friend/brother and i just wish that we got to see more of that in the show bc i really really loved their banter and i think he would've been a really good person for emma to lean on during all the shit she went through and all of their scenes together were just sooooo good (like look at that gif!! look how CUTE THEY ARE zasxdcfvgbh)

4. ruuubbbyyyyyy! i really thought that ruby would stick around past season 2, i really thought she was a permanent part of the charming crew but she disappeared and i am very sad about that! i loved her friendship w snow and her budding kindof friendship with emma and ugh she was just so cute and i really loved her when she was around. much like august, her character lives on in fic and i am thoroughly happy for that <3

5. merida! honestly i don't remember much about her character bc i have blocked s5 from my memory, but from what i do remember, i really enjoyed her and she was really funny imo lmao

top 5 s1 episodes:

1. the pilot DUH. i remember thinking like 'holy shit this is something no one has ever done before how did no one think of this?!' after watching the pilot and it was just sooooo good. it sucked me in from the first scene and i was like wooow this show is gonna go places lmao

2. hat trick. this was the episode for me. i loved all the episodes leading up to it, but this one was where i was like 'oh my god this show is GOOD'. i loved that it was a fairytale show but that episode dealt w this mad man kidnapping someone and DRUGGING someone and emma being an absolute badass and ugh the chemistry between jennifer morrison & sebastian stan was off the charts and it was just such a good ep. not to mention getting to watch emma be vulnerable for the first time when she calls snow her family cfvghbj just a great episode all around!!

3. red-handed. i had absolutely no idea who ruby was and it was driving me CRAZY bc i figured out everyone else pretty much (besides august, he took way too long for me to figure out lmao) and i loved her backstory and i also loved her coming into her own and "quitting" granny's and helping emma find clues. it was a cute episode!!

4. the stranger. SIMPLY bc of the scene in the woods with emma and august. this show doesn't have the best acting all of the time, but that scene hits different. like i would say that was one of (if not the best) jennifer morrison's best scenes in the entire show and i truly believed she was emma swan and that someone was just recording her, totally forgetting that there was a camera crew there with them and all that. i re-watch that scene on youtube sometimes and it gives me chills!

5. a land without magic. i was starting to get annoyed by emma's total disbelief in the curse and then it just finally happened and i was so happy lmao. it was intriguing to watch her interact w everyone knowing that they were fairytale characters from then on lmao. and also, watching emma & regina team up to save henry is always a good time <3 this TOTALLY isn't a fave episode bc of the strictly platonic heated argument in the closet where emma and regina's faces were 2 inches apart from one another, no waaaaaaaay.

[firelxdykatara]

hello!! i just wanted to ask- i wanna do an ouat rewatch bc CAPTAIN SWANN but its pretty long and i honestly dont care for the other characters/how badly the overall writing was handled.. which are your favourite captain swan eps? anything them centered and i think ill just skip around to rewatch their romance as they did invent romance 😭😭 ty in advance <3

they absolutely did invent romance, you are right about that and i love them so much

UHMMMM as far as my favorite CS eps, here’s a roadmap of what I personally consider key eps in their journey (some of this is from memory but I haven’t done a full rewatch in a while so i’m going through the episode list as a refresher)

2x06: Tallahassee--this is a must-watch ep for any CS fan, and I really think this is the episode that sparked the fire that CS would become as a fandom. It has everything--flirtatious banter, all kinds of tension, deliberate parallels drawn between Emma and Killian’s pasts, as well as their first meeting being intercut with her relationship with Neal (which serves, especially in hindsight, to highlight just how sketchy that relationship was, and why she couldn’t bring herself to trust Killian--because the last time she felt this way about anyone, it ended horribly)

2x08 and 2x09: Into the Deep and Queen of Hearts--these episodes cover the race to the portal between Emma&co and Hook/Cora and while they don’t do a ton for CS as a relationship since they’re still enemies at this point, it lays great foundation for their future relationship development. Plus, sexy swordfight, Hook going out of his way to save Aurora’s heart--he may be a pirate, but he has standards ok--and Emma realizing Cora can’t remove her heart without her permission? Poetic Cinema

2x11: The Outsider--more of a Killian-centric episode, it shows a lot of Killian at his worst but it’s necessary for his overall character arc and I genuinely love looking back and seeing just how far he managed to come, to the point of eventually even letting go of his (very understandable) grudge against Rumplestiltskin.

2x12: In the Name of the Brother--am I including this purely for Emma&Hook banter in the hospital, and Killian saying ‘hey beautiful’ when he’s lying on the road because he just got hit by a fucking car? You bet I am. Also, go to youtube and look up ‘ouat season two deleted scene jello’, because it’s beautiful and there was a tremendous outcry in the fandom when we realized it had been cut from the episode lmao (It’s also the episode that made me start shipping Frankenwolf, which I’m still sad never went anywhere, but they had a lot of potential and great chemistry.)

2x22: And Straight On Till Morning--A few of the episodes in between have some fun minor interactions and flashbacks (and I always approve of episodes where Killian gets one up on Rumple, so 2x15 is fun for me if i ignore all the Neal bits) but the finale is where we finally get a glimpse of who Killian could be beyond his need for revenge. He didn’t have to come back, he didn’t have to bring back the bean and help the town--but he did.

Season 3a: there’s a lot of really good stuff here for Hook and Emma that is interwoven between the A plots of other episodes. I think, as far as half-season arcs go, it’s one of the best (and everything after 4a bombed hard, but I digress) But there are a few episodes that stand out if you don’t want to watch the whole season. (I recommend starting with the premier though, it was a really solid season starter overall.)

3x05: Good Form--this is the culmination of David’s poisoned-by-dreamshade arc, and is also Peak Captain Charming Bromance. Hook not only keeping David’s secret, but doing everything he can to help save him??? Poetic cinema. It also provides some crucial Killian backstory, showing how he lost his brother to the very same dreamshade. Plus, the character development--Pan offers Killian a chance to escape the island with Emma if he kills David, and instead, he saves him, refusing the deal and damn the consequences. Also also? The first CS kiss which drove the fandom WILD.

3X06: Ariel--not only to I love OUaT’s take on Ariel, but this episode has the infamous Echo Cave scene, which involves a lot of feelsy confessions and Killian being the one to tell everyone that Neal is alive and helping Emma save him despite his own growing feelings for her.....IT’S JUST A LOT AND I LOVE IT.

3x07: Dark Hallow--oh man, I’d forgotten about this episode, but it has Killian and Neal fighting over Emma, which may sound eye-roll worthy, but Emma is allowed to tear them a new one about it and it’s one of the few times she’s allowed to actually???? put her own feelings first so I have to include it here on spec

3x11 and 3x12: Going Home and New York City Serenade--these mark the end of 3a and start of 3b respectively, and it has some amazing shit like Killian vowing never to forget Emma and Emma smiling as she replies, “Good.” And then she and Henry are in New York with their memories completely altered, but Killian shows up because Storybrooke is back and in jeopardy, and he helps Emma get back to her family and her home and, much later, Emma finds out he sold the Jolly Roger to be able to do it and it’s just. It’s beautiful ok.

3x17: The Jolly Roger--there’s honestly not a whole lot in the back half of season 3 (until the CS movie) but of course anything named for Hook is a must-watch, and this is where we get the iconic line I swear on Emma Swan--which is Killian saying he’s in love with her before he even realizes it. We also find out just what he did to Ariel, and his attempts to make amends are what lead to Zelena being able to curse him, so it’s great from a character perspective as well.

The next four episodes round out the end of the season, and there’s a lot of great stuff in them--Hook refusing to get Emma to kiss him, but Emma feeling like she can’t trust him because he didn’t tell her about the curse to begin with, and then kissing him anyway to save his life regardless of the consequences.... but the only ones that are absolutely necessary are the final two episodes.

They are colloquially termed ‘The Captain Swan Movie’ for a reason, after all.

Killian and Emma essentially have an entire Time Travel adventure all to themselves, where they accidentally ruin her parents first meeting and have to fix it so that she’ll even be born, Emma finally getting into the storybook, the pair of them dancing at a ball, Killian rushing to save Emma only for her to get out of the cell herself, because “The only one who saves me is me.” Killian saying “I would go to the ends of the world for her... or time.” Finally fixing the timeline and making it back to Storybrooke and Killian feeling like he doesn’t deserve a place at the table so he doesn’t go inside, but Emma comes out to him anyway and finds out he gave up the Jolly Roger for her, the true start to their relationship...... IM CRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT I’M SORRY.

I personally really enjoyed 4a, the Frozen arc was one of the last good half-season arcs of the show, but a lot of people disliked it so it’s really up to interpretation. I don’t have as many Intense Opinions on this season (except hating almost everything about 4b and the queens of darkness arc), but I will say the episodes with good Killian/CS moments are 4x02 (Emma nearly freezes to death, Killian is desperate to save her, Captain Charming teamwork, my heart hurts), 4x04 (Emma asks Killian out on a real date, he tries to get his real hand back from Gold, things go massively awry and he winds up back under Gold’s thumb), 4x08 (Killian tries to save Emma from Gold’s plans), 4x11 (the 4a finale is just great in general), and then..... it cannot be overstated how much I hate season 4b, but 4x15 is the Killian-centric ep where his past with Ursula is revealed and he makes amends to her in order to get her to leave the QoD alliance and it’s great character stuff for him, and then there’s the season 4 finale.

Both parts are worth watching, if only because Deckhand Coward Hook still being a braver, more heroic man than ‘Hero Rumplestiltskin’ warms the very cockles of my heart, and of course the second part of the finale has him helping Henry to save Emma and it’s beautiful and also Emma watches him die for her and it is angsty as FUCK but gods I love it. Here’s where it gets tricky, though--my recommendation is, turn the episode off right after Emma finds Killian back in the present day of Storybrooke and they reunite.

Just turn off the episode there and skip right ahead to the s6 musical episode (Emma and Killian’s wedding ep) and pretend they got married and none of seasons 5 or 6 ever happened. >.> (Although I will say certain parts of the Underworld arc were incredibly feelsy despite how much I overall hated the season: 5x11 (the 5a finale, Killian as the dark one STILL being a better man than rumple, we love to see it), 5x15 (I am not immune to Brothers Jones feelings ok), 5x20 (emma literally takes a True Love Test trying to find a way to save killian, you don’t get more romantic than that--also Killian telling Emma to promise she won’t put her armor back up just because she lost him again??? my HEART), 5x21 (Hook does what he can from the Underworld anyway and zeus sends him back to Emma, they really just said ‘today I will invent romance’ and then Did That)

And then, yeah, just skip to the wedding. It’s beautiful, I enjoyed the music, personally, though I know musical episodes are hit or miss with most people. And if you turn it off when the last musical number starts (after the wedding ceremony, I believe) you can pretend it was the end of the show! =DDD

.....Oh my god I just rambled for years. I HOPE YOU FIND THIS USEFUL, ANON. I 100% support a CS-centered rewatch, their episodes were consistently some of the best across the entire series, and they are truly one of my favorite romances of all time.

[intothewickedwood]

Once Upon A Time Rewatch: 6x09 Changelings

Okay, another episode I have hardly any memory of. Oh! Is it a Rumbelle flashback? I feel like Gideon is in this one. It’s so weird not having memorised or deeply analysed s6. I’ve rewatched and analysed other seasons so many times but I’ve probably seen this season twice at most. I hate not remembering things. I must know everything!!

Are the fairies still nuns, as Whale asked in s2? You would have thought Christianity and magic wouldn’t mix but maybe they found a way.

Okay! I’m getting a strong sense my girl Belle is about to do something batsh*t! I love it when she does things completely bananas! 

Belle: “He’s trying to scare me so I’ll go back to him.” Yep. Generally, not a good technique for getting someone back.

Okay, but how on earth does Belle know the baby is a boy???

There’s a manual on defeating the Dark One? Gideon must have somehow placed that there. 

Ugggh. Finding it really difficult to concentrate here because here I am watching a show about magic, which is completely fiction while my mum is on the phone with my Nanna talking about fantastical witchcraft and how everyone is casting curses on them as though its real. I am going to scream. 

It’s giddy up Gideon!

It must be weird seeing your child all grown up before it’s born. 

I forget, is this a genuine vision of Gideon who’s trying to help or are the Black Fairy or Gideon manipulating Belle? 

Did he cut his own fate?

Ooh! Call back to s1! I’m guessing Snow doesn’t know Sidney killed her father. Or she probably does due to the Agrabahn vipers.

Don’t you touch Zelena, Split Queen istg!!

Why doesn’t Zelena even fight Split Queen?! Maybe she thinks she’ll just absorb her magic like Hyde did, which I’m not entirely sure if she possesses that power. But Zelena could have taken her! I don’t know why they didn’t show Zelena’s true magic potential this season.

Good! Thanks Reggie! 

Squid ink does not last long.

Oh my God! Leave Belle alone! 

Bell speaks fairy language?

Oh! He knew she was going to translate it so used that to his advantage by tricking her into it! Clever!

Oh. He didn’t use the magic to speed up her pregnancy?

Stop being a zingwhipper, Regina! Hades killed Robin.

Zelena: “you’ve been forgiven. You’ve grown. You’ve changed.” Regina: “You’re not me.” No, you’re much worse, Regina! I can’t with this hypocrisy, again. You’ve slaughtered villages upon villages with children. What makes you so special that you’re worthy of forgiveness but someone who hasn’t even committed half the murders you have isn’t?? And worthy of your forgiveness no less?! You’d think Regina would be more forgiving given the heinous crimes she’s committed but I guess not if her revenge on a ten-year-old is anything to go by. I’m not saying any of them are worthy of forgiveness or not but if we’re gonna forgive a child mass murderer we might as well forgive everyone else. 

Aladdin! If Ouat in Wonderland is anything to go by, becoming a genie is a huge sacrifice!

Blue! You got big for no reason! Why does she keep doing that this season? It goes against her abhorrence at Tinker Bell doing that.

Blue: “no one knows exactly (why the Black Fairy turned evil).” Another lie! Blue was literally there when it happened!

This must have been one of the only times Belle got out of the castle during her stay of a few months there.

Emma is so checked out this season and the last. Girl needs some coca cola or something.

Who sped up Belle’s pregnancy?!

Okay, but I am so attracted to the black fairy.

Also, she gives me Bellatrix Lestrange vibes.

You can tell she cares for Rumple by the way she looks at him. I’m not sure why she’s pretending that she doesn’t. Maybe I’ve forgotten something.

No need to hurt him!

I remember those few episodes where I thought Rumple was half-fairy and Henry was an eighth fairy lmao!

Well, at least Emma was kind enough to be there for Belle. God knows not a damn soul else looks out for her.

“Can you push me on the swing, mummy?” What? Loooool!

Did Belle just freaking black out during childbirth in order to see Gideon? She must have. When I have kids, I bet I’ll just straight up blackout during the first 5 minutes of labour. So many times I’ve had stomachache I’ve ended up unconscious on the bathroom floor lmao. I just can’t handle it! 

Gideon: “You know what you must do.” Belle: “Go into complete batsh*t insane mode again?” Gideon: “You know it!”

Belle, why are you listening to a vision that is probably the product of being blackout-drugged up to your eyeballs on painkillers??!

The stupid flipping book lol. Mustn't forget the book!

Belle, honey, this is a little extreme. I get you wanna keep him safe from Rumple but it’s not worth sending him to live in the freaking clouds! Whatever Rumple is going to do, which likely isn’t to hurt his son, is not worth leaving your baby to the fairies!

And you’re trusting him with Blue of all people?! She probably wanted this to happen!

Gideon means destroyer. I knew he was going to be a villain from the moment she named him that.

Jesus, she is obsessed with that book. I mean, her mum died trying to save some books so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. It’s like everything she does is to be like the characters in that book but, like, to a detrimental effect!

“Okay, Giddy Up, look after Mummy’s book and don’t damage it or get food marks on it! Byeeeeee!”

That was absolutely bananas, Belle!

I do feel for Rumple here. Lost another son. 

Did he speed up her pregnancy?

Belle could have at least have gone with Gideon, no?

These parents are supposed to be Jack and Jill. Aren’t Jack and Jill meant to be brother and sister?! 

Oh! Split Queen sped up the pregnancy! 

Oh God, he has to find his son again! Oh no! 

Emma, are you okay? You seem tired to the point of being a different character who has possessed Emma’s body since season 5!! I miss s1-4 Emma so bad.

Destroy the sword, guys! 

[piraticalarchive]

if twistedwit was married when you met, how did your writing partnership evolve into a relationship?

okay a few things here.. 1) I think that’s a really personal question and if that part of our relationship ever wants to be shared then I think that’s amy’s prerogative and not mine. Definitely not my place. But I will wax poetically on a few things that set amy apart from the crowd for me.

I was in a bad place in 2014 when i made my killian blog. My bipolar mania was running rampant, unchecked, and i pretty much lived alone and barely existed. I was halfway through my second semester of grad school and I had a lot of self loathing, etc. I was not happy - I felt like I was doing what was expected of me and trying to fit this mold that I just wasn’t made for. Amy was the first person who saw that. And she went one step further.

I have a tendency to shift myself into what I perceive other people need - I can say what they want to hear, I can help them through rough spots by knowing exactly what to say .. I think its the major empath in me. But by the time I was 23 and on tumblr, I knew exactly how to use this to my advantage. I was fun and I was happy constantly (based on others perceptions) and I turned my drinking problem (I was literally drunk 99.98 percent of my time on tumblr) into a joke and everyone just kind of went with it. I would stay up writing and skyping and just being a general idiot until like 6 am and then I’d be posting again at 7:30am and most people were like woo hoo party lifestyle taylors such a hoot - but after like a week of knowing her and allowing her to be privy to it, Amy called me on my bullshit, and I got mad. I was fucking furious, mate. It was kind of like this whole ‘how dare you see me for what i am and host an intervention. like who are you to even care??’

I would go a week to a week and a half without eating because I spent all of my money on the care of my two horses and the rest i spent on alcohol. Just to put it into perspective, I could not sleep unless I was two to three water bottle sized drinks of mountain dew and jack in. I was on a skype call with amy one time and my stomach growled because I was hungry and she was like ‘ dude go eat something’ and i was like ‘oh i will.’ and like two hours went by and we were still on the call and my stomach growled again and she was like ‘????’. I remember her being like ‘ you DO have food, right?” and i was like “yeah. i bought myself one of those boxes of like 4 pizza bagels and i’m just gonna eat one pizza bagel a day.’...liek this was totally normal for me. I found nothing odd with it. But anyways I ended up drinking myself stupid after I ended our conversation and I woke up like three hours later to this message on my phone and I opened to read it because I couldnt make sense of it and she had sent me like five fucking virtual giftcards for different restaurants in my town. She’d order me pizza and have it sent to my house. And once I got really upset and took about 5 muscle relaxers with a lot of rum and she spent all night on a skype call with me even after I fell asleep making sure I didn’t stop breathing. Like she stayed up all night listening to me sleep because she was afraid something might happen - like .. what?! I had one version of killian that i poured my everything into - his darkness, his desperation, his desire to just die - and we would spend literally 12 and 14 hours on kik where I hid behind my muse to talk about how I wanted to give up, how there was nothing left for me to hang onto.. and god help her she kept it in character so she wouldn’t let me on to the fact she saw through it and make me clam up - but i’ll be damned if she didn’t get me through every day. Because of her i held on, I would tell myself ‘okay. just one more day. I’ll take care of it the day after’. And one more day turned into years and here I am today.

She made me really mad - like really mad. I hated someone caring about me to that extent because I didn’t understand it. I didn’t really delve into this whole ‘unconditional love’ thing until i went to therapy in late 2016 so i honestly believed she was trying to manipulate me and i was very resentful of the fact that i felt like i ‘owed’ her because goddammit i’m an island and i need no one.

She loved me when I was at my worst. Because of her I found the strength to stop drinking and to stop taking random shit. At her urging once we moved in together (this pissed me off too, don’t fucking doubt it.) I dragged myself in to see someone. I say urging but she really gave me no choice lmao. I went to counseling three times a week, I started on medication - things slowly got better. But I would still randomly rage against this ‘new me’ because i thought she was trying to change me to better fit what she wanted me to be, and that she was ignoring what i was.

But, here we are, almost 7 years into being in each other’s lives and 6 years into being a ‘thing’. I still have my moments, we both do - but she is literally my rock, my strength, the fountain from which I get my willpower and determination to make it through every day. If it wasn’t for @twistedwit I can tell you with complete and utter honesty, that probably about a year into making Killian the blog would have gone silent and no one would ever know what had  happened to me - but, now, thanks to her , not only is killian still around .. but i am too.

She has pushed me to be a better writer, she has pushed me to be a better person. I still have moments where I miss drinking, especially (this might sound dumb) when I write about Hook drinking. me: types ‘rum flavored lips’ , me: you goddamn lucky bastard... and there are also moments where i want to say to hell with it and quit taking my meds but .. I found someone way too important to throw to the side. I made a promise and I never want to hurt her like i used to, i never want to hurt myself like i used to. Despite what I’ve thrown her way (sometimes insulting words, sometimes punches), she has never kicked me out, she has never told me I’m not worth loving. She catches whatever clenched fist i’ve thrown her way and hugs me until i’ve stopped yelling. Sometimes she waits for me to destruct whatever it is my brain is telling me to destroy so she can help me pick up the shards after- and sometimes she picks up rocks and throws them with me, both of us yelling until our throats bleed, showing me that I’m not the one fighting the battle alone. She might not understand why its important for me to unleash my fury at whatever it is, to tear at my skin like there’s something holding me fast that i want to break from - but she’ll help, and if she can’t help, she’ll wait. 

I know I say this a lot and I apologize for waxing on but - Amy saved my life. She continues to save my life. Her smile makes me smile. I love the way she can do the eyebrow quirk (a talent that completely eludes me), the way she’ll fight sleep just to let me finish a conversation, the corniest in the entire world jokes she tells, the way she’ll do research into the stuff that means a lot to me so she can talk about it with me. I love the way she will come home from a 12 hour day at work and help me with the dishes because I’m starting at them overwhelmed. I love the way she’s a stickler for routine and I love the way she washes my hair when I’m too dead to the world to do it myself.

In short, hi yes. This blog will forever be a We love Amy and Guy blog and a shrine to their amazingness for the reasons listed above. I love @twistedwit with my entire fucking heart.\

weird side fact if you’ve made it this far: we made our blogs like two or three days apart from each other. I had never seen once upon a time besdies liek 4 youtube clips and  the crocodile and i had watched robin hood bbc maybe like .. once all the way through a year or two before. But for some unearthly reaosn I will never  understand, I started off with Hook in the robin hood fandom rather than ouat or anything else and I was like -I wanna write with a Guy. Which .. I hated the character in the show so ??? why taylor ?? why ?? But from the very first moment that i tackled her in a chatzy thinking she was someone else - that was it. Our fate was sealed lmao. Yo, amy !! I love you so much!!

[slothinplaid]

Star Wars Experience Part 4 (aka Mom and I Watch Star Wars):

The Mandalorian

There are SO many people that mom & I recognized in the cast list for the show, lmao. That being said. Most of these comments will probably be us yelling about seeing people we know, lmao.

Episode 1: The Mandalorian

1. Yepp. Immediately. Me: "Oh hey, that's Apollo Creed." Mom: "Huh. Yeah."

2. Omid Abtahi the /moment/ he stepped into frame mom yells "SALIM!! IT'S SALIM/NOT-SALIM!! DO YOU REMEMBER HIM?? I LOVE HIM!! 😭" yes Ma, I remember him, he's a cutie, and I know you do

3. Mom, hearing Kuiil speak for .02 seconds, "Oh, that's Nick Nolte." Wow. And she is apparently stealing, "I have spoken" for herself, haha

4. The Blurrgs freak me out. 😬 They're a mix of blob fish, tadpoles, & piranhas and I Don't Like Them.

5. I was not expecting Taika to use an American accent, so we only caught that he was IG-11 when his accent slipped on a word and we realized it was the voice he used in Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss as Storsh, lmfao.

6. Not even gonna lie, as soon as I saw Baby Yoda I screamed, lmao. He's just. So fucking cute. 😭

Episode 2: The Child

1. Mom already relates so hard to Mando that she guesses what he's thinking...because it's what she's thinking, lmfao

2. I guess the Jawas have ventured into space to...yet another sand planet, lmao.

3. My first impression of the Mudhorn: Sand Rhino. Then mom observed it was covered in hair. So. /Wooly/ Sand Rhino. Lmao. The egg was weird!! Kinda...kiwi-ish? Mom thought the Jawas wanted it to sell it; I figured they were gonna eat it. I was right and the uh, yolk, I guess, looked more like melted cheese to me, haha.

4. Both of us when Baby Yoda passed out after using the Force on the Mudhorn: "Oh NO!! 😨😭😟"

Episode 3: The Sin

1. Then when Mando gave the baby to the Client: 😑😧😡 & when he got his armor and rescued the baby: 😑😶😍

2. The other Mandalorians helping him escape with the baby was pretty toight.

3. HE GAVE THE KNOB/BALL THING TO BABY YODA AHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭

Episode 4: Sanctuary

1. We both thought Omera looked familiar so I looked it up and yeah. She was Leah in New Moon, lmao. And then, even though it was dark and the quality kinda gross, I saw the side of Eugene Cordero's face and yelled out "PILLBOI!!!" and my mom was like?? until he showed up again and she knew who I meant, haha

2. Gina Carano!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 I warned my mom before the show that I was gonna be Real Gay seeing Gina but I think she underestimated /how/ gay, lmfao

3. I knew Mando wouldn't stay there with Omera & her kid and raise Baby Yoda, but, ughh it would have been so good for them.

Episode 5: The Gunslinger

1. When I read Jake Cannavale's name on the cast list I was like?? Like Bobby Cannavale?? Yes! He's his son. Wild. Cute. His character had potential. Sucks he was a dick instead.

2. Ming-Na Wen is awesome and a fuckin badass and her character (most likely) did NOT deserve to go out like that!!

Episode 6: The Prisoner

(aka the ep with the most cameos)

1. My mom just /heard/ Ran speak and she goes, "Bobby!! (his character in Sons of Anarchy) That's my dude!!" and every time he did/said something, "That's SUCH a Bobby thing" "Haha, Bobby is like that too" okay ma, lmao

2. Thoughts on the crew:

Xi'an: me- "Tonks?!?!" mom- "oh! that's Osha from Game of Thrones" and we agreed she was very...Suicide Squard!Harley Quinn (bad kinda crazy)

Mayfield: super douche

Burg: mom- "Devil creature!!!" then "Oh, that's the one dude whose face you didn't want to see" me- "Yeah, and thankfully you can't even really see it, haha" (I just...can't stand that guys face for some reason)

Zero- of course Richard Ayoade is a droid

3. I was excited for Matt Lanter's cameo and wowie, a whole FIVE seconds of screen time. cool, cool

4. Qin was also bad kinda crazy, but I looked up the actor and holy FUCK the guy is attractive. Good for him

5. Mando was right: they all definitely deserved what they got

Episode 7: The Reckoning

1. Mom and I the after Karga's plan proposal: "It's a trap" lmao

2. Mynocks are just...pterodactyls?

3. I figured Baby Yoda could heal when he tried to get to Mando's arm before, but seeing it? 😭😭😭😭

4. We know Giancarlo Esposito from OUAT and mom was disappointed he wasn't wearing eyeliner, lmfao

5. Poor Kuiil ):

Episode 8: Redemption

(how is it over already? /:)

1. Knowing Jason Sudeikis & Adam Pally were the Scout Troopers made the scene both bearable and unbearable because ya know, two funny actors we like, but both of them hitting the child made us wanna punch them in the dicks

2. IG-11!!!! Nurse droid and Badass™ When Mando tries to protest him taking the helmet off because no living thing can see him without it on and IG goes, "I am not a living thing." Fuck, dude 😭😭😭

3. All the Mandalorian armor in that pile /:

4. Din got his signet ("for a clan of two" 😭), his jetpack AND officially became a dad I cannot 😭😭😭 (even though he is supposed to find the baby's home, but whatever, Din Dad!!)

5. IG-11 about to sacrafice himself, to Din: "There is nothing to be sad about. I have never been alive." Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6. Kinda sad Cara didn't go with Din & Baby Yoda. I'm hoping for more teamups.

7. Upset that Gideon lived, but not gonna lie...that darksaber is cool as fuck

Definitely looking forward to more good space dad, his cute green son, and my wife in the future, lmao

[ajokeformur-ray]

(my matchup info)) i'm bi, a londoner and i have loong dark brown hair, bright blue eyes and pale-ish kinda skin with light brown freckles on my cheeks and nose. i like playing sims 4, playing w my cats and binge watching Netflix. i love!! music and have a pretty good voice, my favourite artist is Lana Del Rey but i also like Lady Gaga, die antwoord, and 00s pop girl music e.g Britney Spears (don't shame me lolol). im quite smart but peaked a few years ago which is quite depressing lol. p1

pt. 2 speaking of I have depression and anxiety and take meds for both. im sarcastic, quiet, easily annoyed, funny and am a top tier shitposter. fr my feed is constantly full of memes. I’m almost always on some form of social media. im drawn to darker people and villainous characters despite being the opposite lmao. i put on a confident, independent front but inwardly im v insecure and easily manipulated if u can get past my front. i use humour/disinterest as a defence and hate looking weak. thank u!

Fandoms asked for (over two combined requests): Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, Yuri!!! On Ice, American Horror Story, Twilight, Death Note, The Vampire Diaries. 

Death Note: Mello (Mihael Keehl)

Mello games and you play Sims 4 so sitting next to each other on your individual consoles would be how the two of you spend lazy days and quiet evenings together. You have a varied taste in music which is actually quite dark (Lana Del Ray) and inspiring/iconic (Lady Gaga) whereas Mello just likes heavy music which, when played at peak volume, thrums through your rib cage and echoes in your heartbeat. Between Mello’s explosive temper and your depression and anxiety, things can be tense. He snaps at you sometimes without thinking and you may retreat from him all together as a result. Show him your latest memes, though, and he’ll huff a reluctant laugh through his nose, breaking the ice. He’s not big on apologies even when he’s wrong but even so he’ll silently apologise in only one way: he’ll give (not just share) you one of his most expensive, preferred chocolate bars. Overall, he’d be one of your biggest comforts and vice versa. Just knowing that he’s watching the CCTV live of you walking down a dark or isolated street to make sure that you get home okay makes you feel a little warmer. Even when he’s pissed as hell at you or something else, he won’t let you go to bed feeling alone in a bad way. It’d be an explosive kinda love ;) [inappropriate death joke lmao not sorry]

American Horror Story (AHS): Violet Harmon

Violet would adore you. There would be some tensions because she’s quite abrasive (and rightly so, in some cases) but also because you both have depression, though you also have anxiety and you both put up fronts to hide yourselves. That’s likely how you bond - with Violet confessing to you one hot summer’s day that she “hates everything” and the whole situation with her parents. She can rant for hours when you leave her to it, just listening. Sometimes you share a part of yourself. You’re quite a talkative couple, but only in private. If there are people around, it’s obvious you’re together but there’s no set reason that they can see. Vivien and Ben have, generally, never seen their daughter so animated; you only bring good to Violet’s life. You’re both sarcastic and easily annoyed so any arguments are basically just really accurate roasting sessions until one of you hits a nerve (and then it stops because Violet just leaves to go somewhere - you never know where) or you’re both laughing. In this way, there are moments in your relationship that are hard to stomach. Watching mindless TV shows on Netflix and cuddling is a good way to break any ice that lays between you; Violet would make acerbic comments about something the lead has done and you’d listen, always able to tell if something more is under the surface. The similarities between the two of you creates your relationship; you see yourselves in each other and only want to help as best as you can.

The Vampire Diaries (TVD): Damon Salvatore 

Damon would be very protective of you. You don’t like appearing weak but even when you’re down and sobbing on your knees, your body unable to hold you up anymore, Damon’s never thought you looked stronger. It takes strength to show weakness, even when you’re alone. If you ever forgot to take your meds, Damon would stand over you in with a glass of water in one hand and your meds in the other, that passive-aggressive look on his face. He’d watch you take them, arms folded, and then he’d give you a steamy kiss that leaves your toes curling for the rest of the day. Damon pretends to have no feelings because it’s easier and you put up a front. However, because Damon can’t shut off his humanity without forgetting his love for you, so he has to face his humanity which means he begins to feel guilt and everything that’s already there if he wants to feel it, which he doesn’t but… He does eventually. Because of you. You are the good in his life.You have similar defence mechanisms so it’s not unusual for one of you to walk into a room, see the other and immediately say “stop doing that” or “don’t do that” - no one else can tell that Damon is pretending, except you and Stefan. Similarly, it’ll be the brothers who can tell that you’re pretending. The contrast of your long dark hair and your bright blue eyes would be what drew Damon to you and I feel like he’d call you his “little siren” because of that. As such, he comes to understand that it wasn’t Katherine he’s been looking for all this time…

… It was you.

Twilight: Edward Cullen 

You caught Edward’s attention by singing one day. He was just passing by, skipping Biology (blood work) and he heard you singing. He hadn’t meant to tune in to your radio station but sometimes he couldn’t help it. And you did have a lovely voice. He would likely buy some of the same albums that you own so that he could get to know you through music. Over time, he would learn to just intuitively tune in to your radio station and he’d hear your thoughts - this is a promise he would make to himself to not do once you’re friends and then dating and he’d definitely stick to it. He’s conveniently free on sunny days so you’d spend those days watching Netflix with a blanket around your body to protect you from his ice cold one (it’d be really hard to explain away catching a cold during a heatwave) and he’d press kisses into your hair, your kitty purring away just above your shoulders. Though Edward would do his best to not listen to your thoughts, on your worst days some of them drift through his mind and he’d take your hand tightly and say “Don’t” or “That’s not true.” He’d try so hard to help you; I think, pre-Bella, he also has depression so he’d do his best to help you because he knows what it’s like, and not just because he can hear you.

Yuri!!! On Ice: Victor Nikiforov

Victor would have such a loving relationship with you. Ohh, he’d try so hard to make you smile each and every day. When he’s not on the ice competing or eating way more food than he should be able to consume in one sitting (seriously, where does it go? Does his stomach start in his toes?), he’s curled up with you on the sofa watching something you want to watch on Netflix, Hulu or whatever else you use. He doesn’t mind what you watch, so long as you do it together. You love to shitpost and you love memes, and Victor loves taking pictures of the most obscure things so between the two of you, your followers are well fed! You’re always texting each other memes, jokes and sending pictures to each other with cryptic captions or song lyrics attached, making the other person burst out laughing in strange places like the ice rink or a classroom. You have more of a jokey relationship than a serious one, though that’s in abundance when either of you have depression or anxiety flare up. In any case, bed time is always met with gentle touches, soft smiles and careful reassurances. Even, and most especially, when you’re angry at each other. Love is never so important as it is during the bad times.

Once Upon A Time (OUAT): Regina Mills

It would be really touch and go to date Regina for a while. It would be very challenging and many people, including her and in your darkest times, yourself, would tell you that she’s not worth it. That you’re not worth it. But you’re all wrong. She is so, so worth it. Once she splits from the Evil Queen, once she grows into herself and grows into the Charming family, once she overcomes her abusive childhood and comes to love herself, she is a ray of sunshine and she glows. I’ve always loved and been so proud of Regina, and you would be too. You both put on fronts to protect yourself and you’re both very convincing so a lot of the time, the two of you have to mentally step back and see what the other is really thinking. Luckily, you know each other very well so it’s not hard to see when either of you are feeling especially insecure or unwell. Regina would literally rip her heart in half if it meant saving you, and at times she’s risked her life for you. She lives for your cuddles, especially when her many duties as a mum, a mayor etc. get on top of her and she just needs a break. You bring her back to herself time and again, and she will always do her utmost to return the favour to you. You have a strong, loving relationship underneath it all. It just takes patience and a special bond to be able to see it from the outside.

Game Of Thrones (GOT): Joffrey Baratheon

Joffrey is the most villainous person on this matchup. I was very hesitant to match you with him, I really was, but some of the others on this list are almost as bad. So. I think your personality would have a more positive effect on him. Cersei got her claws as far into him as she could, but even once she tried to reason with him and keep him reined in, he was too far gone for her to be able to help. But you... Mm. I think you’d have a similar impact on him to Margaery. You put on a front to protect yourself and this would be what Joffrey would listen to... to begin with. Once you’re properly courting and Joffrey is able to see what you don’t say; he would soften. He would still kill and be an utterly evil piece of work, but he would exercise more mercy. He would still wrongfully torment Tyrion, but he would draw a line when you start anxiously tugging on his sleeve. He doesn’t cuddle, mocking the action all together, but then one day he walks in on you curled up in bed reading a book and he just can’t resist curling around you, an arm slung over your shoulders to possessively keep you beside him. It would be a tumultuous, dangerous relationship but then... it’s Westeros, what do you expect?

There!!!! I hope you enjoyed!

[flawedheroines]

Do not read if you don’t want spoilers from The 100 (any seasons tbh. Mainly 1-3 but also 4-7)

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The only Clarke Griffin I know is from seasons 1-3.

She is the one I fell in love with and felt connected to. This person they turned her into is just...heartbreaking to see. I wish I could go back and blissfully watch the show without feeling so awful, but I can’t.

I still love Clarke, but her past season 3 is irrelevant to me. (I watched up to like the first episode of season 6. Really painful actually except for Bloodreina.)

The women of The 100 are not treated well. (This is not saying the men have it easy.)

They made the relationship between Clarke & Abby awful and made Abby out to be an terrible mother (tbh she kind of is from the show). They make Raven go against Clarke for the Finn issue when tbh it was Finn’s fault. Clarke then had to deal with Finn being so creepy and cleaned up his mess which was also blamed on her.

Octavia was literally living in her brother’s shadow and his mother was also made out to be a kind of bad mom but not too badly. She put a lot on his shoulders but protected them as much as she could before she was floated. It just sucks that Octavia had it shoved in her face all the time and was treated like a child. No wonder she felt more comfortable living with the Grounders tbh.

Raven is constantly being tortured throughout the series. I am not sure she has ever felt true happiness or peace in her life since that first spacewalk. Finn ends up cheating on her (which I get he thought she was dead or going to be dead). If I also remember correctly, she had a one time thing with Bellamy which I am not sure why they had that in there.

There is a lot more that happens and it absolutely sucks. I understand it is a sci-fi show where a lot of drama happens. I just think they do a lot of things for shock value and then claim it was a good plot move when it’s not. Do not even get me started on Lexa, because that was 100% for shock value.

Character deaths and pain inflicted on them shouldn’t be just for the shock value. People genuinely care for them and to see them die for little to no reason is painful. Why hurt your fans like that? You don’t have to listen to everything they say and do it, but at least listen when you’ve genuinely hurt them. No other show bothers me this much. Not even OUAT which pisses me off to no end lmao.

Sorry for this rant. I am just really tired of the bullshit spewing from that show.

[tzaharasykes]

ouat 6x15

This episode was so fucking boring. I tried watching most of it, but I ended up doing what I do with almost every episode of ouat lately: fast-forwarding through it. By the half mark, I just started skipping the ariel/jasmine/aladdin/h00k scenes because who the hell cares about them or their shit?? They aren’t even interesting characters and everything just works out WAY too conveniently now. 

The show no longer tries and hasn’t been trying since forever but sometimes I can’t help but REALLY notice how much they just can’t be bothered to care about quality. The actors don’t even bother trying with their roles, and neither do the extras with their “reacting” which only comes off incredibly weak and lame. 

The lines are just something a middle school girl would write. 

“Oh hi nice to meet you!”

“Nice to meet you too! I can save you!”

“Hey why don’t we just save each other even though we met, like, two seconds ago?”

“Yeah sure that’s cool because I just happen to know exactly how to do that! Isn’t it convenient?”

“Omg thank you! You’re such an amazing friend! I’ll remember you forever!”

The sets are nothing special at all. Like wtf was Agrabah? Like that’s supposed to be Agrabah? Even Once Upon A Time in Fucking Wonderland did better than this shit.

And I’m sorry, but wtf was that scene with Ariel and Fake!Eric? Like she just rushes and says, “Yeah I’m actually a mermaid and now I’m here in the desert and I hope you can accept me for what I am!”

Like...who the fuck actually talks like that? Like I said, middle school writing y’all. And don’t even get me started on the CGI with the flying carpet rofllmfao. They didn’t even bother holding on to the rug, like it just magically kept them in perfect balance while it flew around erratically. 

I really wanted to see more of Emma coping and the Girl’s Night Out and Snow actually being a mom, but instead we got a Drunk Snow, which was cute but she was barely there for Emma. Regina was the one who tried, but Emma would rather talk to the bartender she barely knows. And the whole thing was just a few minutes out of the episode, but hey, that 4 second group hug at the end was really sweet... 

And then of course H00k contacts Emma and she oh so conveniently happens to be carrying that box at the very right time and hears everything, and all that sappy crap of how he would never leave her. And he’s doing this from a completely different realm too! Where basically he spent the whole episode being an annoying ass and squawking the same shit of “I need to go to Emma! I need to go back to Emma!” like a fucking parrot and yelling at everyone. 

“You two have really bad communication” -which is what he ACTUALLY said to Aladdin about Jasmine. That was absolute gold, this line right here. LMAO.

So basically after everything, Emma’s gonna pine for her pirate yet again. At least Gideon’s appearance at the end made things actually a bit interesting, even though him needing Emma’s help to kill the Black Fairy doesn’t make much sense to me because I thought he needed to kill Emma, the SAVIOR, to become the new Savior (lol) and defeat the Black Fairy and help his people. I mean sure that’s what he said before but I guess everything changed in a couple episodes.

And then of course the promo was completely laughable, with Emma allowing Gideon into her home, and then telling him she would never help him. Lmao ok. Also more terrible CGI and Neverland, which the writers will destroy as they did with Agrabah. 

It’s been a long time since I ranted, and I felt I had a lot to say about this boring filler crap.  

[mincypher]

70 QUESTIONS

tagged by @taewae​ thank youuu

1. do you have a good relationship with your parents?

ahaha no

2. who did you last say “i love you” to?

korra lol im watching the legend of korra and i lOVE  H ER

3. do you regret anything?

lots of stuff

4. are you insecure?

insecure is my second name

5. what’s your relationship status?

single

6. how do you want to die?

painlessly ???

7. what did you last eat?

nutella crepe

8. played any sports?

rythmic gymnastics and medieval fencing

9. do you bite your nails?

ya im always stressed please help me stop sigh

10. when was your last physical fight?

i.. dont know ? i dont easily get into physical fights, it happened in middle school i dont remember anything after that

11. do you like someone?

mmmm no

12. have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

mm not sure ? maybe not 48 hours but close

13. do you hate anyone at the moment?

lmao ye

14. do you miss someone?

not really

15. have any pets?

yeeesss my baby pup :3 (he’s 17 yo but he my puppy forever okei)

16. how exactly are you feeling at the moment?

headache’s on its way sigh also im hella frustrated because i wanna study stuff that wont take me anyway as in it doesnt give me any practical skill i can use in a job aND  IHATE IT i feel like im wasting my time but also im not because i love what im studying and i found this subject im totally in love with and  iwanna carry it on but lol i have no future.

17. ever made out in the bathroom?

yes

18. are you scared of spiders?

not scared but they creep me out ugh same for insects, especially insects

19. would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

as in going back somewhere in my timeline or generally speaking? because i’ve struggled a lot and there’s no way i wanna live such things again so no but if you mean like time travel in another time... maybe yes ? but only if i can come back

20. where was the last place you snogged someone?

bed

21. what are your plans for this weekend?

astronomic conference this friday then i have to help a kid with his homework saturday morning and theeeeen idk me and my friends are planning to go to the cinema but probably not this weeked or any weekend tbh cause it’s cheaper during the week than it is during weekends so

22. do you want to have kids? how many?

no thanks

23. do you have piercings? how many?

right ear lobe stretched and that’s it caus eim afraid of needles :’) i would like to pierce my ears nad have like 2 or 3 per ear but ahaha nope

24. what is/are/were your best subject(s)?

maths, english

25. do you miss anyone from your past?

not really

26. what are you craving right now?

money lol and more self confidence

27. have you ever broken someone’s heart?

i did yes

28. have you ever been cheated on?

not that i know of but i dont think so

29. have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

yes when i broke up with my ex

30. what’s irritating you right now?

my headachE WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE HEADACHE EVERY SINGLE DAY

31. does somebody love you?

my friends ?

32. what is your favourite color?

it depends on my mood

33. do you have trust issues?

lmaaaooooooo what do you think

34. who/what was your last dream about?

i think i dreamed of zuko lmfao i finished rewatching atla like 2 days ago i loVE THATSHOW SO MUCH 

5. who was the last person you cried in front of?

my mom. i was going out with friends i was kinda about to have  apanic attack thank god i managed to calm down pretty quickly. 

36. do you give out second chances too easily?

yes....

37. is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive. i wish i could forget somethings but i just cant

38. is this year the best year of your life?

mmm i think last year was a bit better but it’s a tie. not that i’m having the time of my life lol but i managed to get out of awful situations so now im just... good. kinda

39. how old were you when you had your first kiss?

17

40. have you ever walked outside completely naked?

NO LMAO WHY WOULD I

51. favourite food?

japanese and chinese. also pizza

52. do you believe everything happens for a reason?

mostly yes

53. what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

watched ouat

54. is cheating ever okay?

how is this even a question obciously it’s not okay

55. are you mean?

yes

56. how many people have you fist fought?

never thrown a fist at people 

57. do you believe in true love?

nah

58. favourite weather?

cloudy, not too windy, just.. calm and warm

59. do you like the snow?

if im staying indoors yes lol

60. do you wanna get married?

no thanks

61. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

on the right circumstance yes

62. what makes you happy?

talking about things i like with someone who shares the same interest, art, music, fictional characters

63. would you change your name?  

i use a nickname on the internet but it’s basically my name now i would like to officially change it to it but it’s not a name we use in my country so i’m just.. okay with the one i have ahah i mean it’s like i have two names and im fine with both

64. would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed

god yes i dont even want to think about it

65. your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

depends if i like them back or not. but tbh im not that confortable around the opposite sex so lol i will never even have a best friend of the opposite sex or a love interest ltst be real

66. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

no

67. who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

my dad

68. who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

myself ? lol

69. do you believe in soulmates?

no

70. is there anyone you would die for?

my best friends

tagging randomly dorry for the bother and feel free to ignore this ^^ @mnyunki @cloudjimin @mangaetteok @ofjimins @satansonyeondan @syubtae @dimplechim @rapmonclub @gukmin @leubaek

[emmaswcns]

ouat for the fandom ask thingy

THIS IS LIKE 4/5 DAYS LATE AND I WROTE OUT ALL THE ANSWERS YESTERDAY AND WENT TO TAG SOME LOVELIES AND TUMBLR DELETED EVERYTHING I AM SO SORRY

putting under a read more!

tagging some lovelies who might wanna read my answers: @swiftbarnes , @bewilderedmoth , @intothewickedwood , @ronniemacswanmillsgilmore , @mercuryactone , the new ouat anon who was in my inbox earlier + anyone else who wants to read my long winded answers :') ( pls ignore the notif if you want <333 )

Who I’d want to be best friends with: -> i would love a friends to lover arc w emma swan but i'd also love to be best friends w regina and s1 ruby and probably hook bc he could prob show me a good time at a bar

Who would be the worst roommate: -> emma and charming are probably the worst room mates bc i feel they're very messy and leave boots/shoes/various other things that you can trip on laying around. also zelena. no i won't go into more detail lmao just don't think she'd be a great room mate. also neal for similar reasons to emma/charming

Who I’d most want to be marooned on a desert island with: -> rumple & regina bc they'd get us off that island in no time

Who has the best fashion sense/aesthetic: -> belle has some amazing outfits, i really liked emma's s3 aesthetic/fashion, modern hook, and obviously regina

Who has the cringiest taste in music: -> david lmao. and probably rumple

Who I’d most like to watch give a strip tease: -> emma, regina, ruby, mulan, aurora, zelena .. really any woman from the show and possibly david lmao

Who is probably the kinkiest: -> the evil queen is the epitome of kinky

Who would be my sworn rival/archenemy: -> snow white

Who would most likely be my frenemy: -> regina bc she's everyone's frenemy and possibly zelena for similar reasons. and hook.

Who I’d most like to travel with: -> regina and emma bc they can just poof places and skip the whole traveling aspect. also belle bc she'd be very knowledgeable about the places we're going and i'd learn a lot from her

Who would get on everybody’s nerves the most on a roadtrip: -> regina, charming, hook, rumple (he'd probably just poof himself out of the car tho)

Who rides all the scariest attractions at an amusement park/carnival: -> emma, david, henry, hook, ruby, neal, august, zelena. regina would call them all idiots and watch w baited breath the entire time while snow holds the coats

Who I’d most like to cosplay with: -> hmmmmm idk

Who I’d most like to have in my group for a work/school project: -> belle and snow! belle bc she's so smart and snow bc she'd actually get the work done w us! (imagine emma on a group project? lmao no)

Who has the best redemption arc: -> r e g i n a. m i l l s.

Who has the best villain origin story: -> peter pan, hook, regina, maleficent (kinda)

Who has the worst case of “main character syndrome”: -> hook lmao sorry not sorry

Who is most in need of a good ass-kicking: -> the blue fairy, the black fairy, zelena sometimes, hook sometimes, august sometimes, snow white from neverland on

Who is most in need of a hug and some TLC: -> emma swan, regina mills and neal cassidy need to be smothered in hugs bc they all deserve better

Whose storyline I would rewrite: -> um the entire show? lmao. the entirety of swan queen, august, the dark swan, neal cassidy, henry, majority of s5 and 6, the cs wedding.... the list is never ending

Who has the most embarrassing fear/interest/habit: -> regina is probably terrified of something so dumb and she has made it her life's work to never let anyone find out about it (emma and henry know tho and they make fun of her for it endlessly)

Who I identify with the most: -> i honestly don't know if i relate to any of them? maybe regina?

Who I just don’t understand AT ALL: -> the blue fairy. i was convinced that she was evil/sketchy from the jump but apparently she wasn't??? lmao. oh and robin bc i forgot he was even a character oops

Who has the best hair: -> emma!!!! aurora, mulan and ruby all have great hair too tho

Who has the dreamiest eyes: -> emma :) and david

Who best embodies my “type” (physical appearance, personality, etc.): -> lmao i'm so sorry but we all know my answer lmaoooo. emma swan. (hook tho is very very hot and is my 'type' as far as his looks go and his humor majority of the time)

Who has the most interesting name: -> august wayne booth

Who I’d most want to mentor me/teach me a skill or craft: -> rumple or regina with magic and hook to teach me how to sail a boat would prob be pretty fun. or snow with archery!

Who I’d call in an emergency: -> the charming's

Who I’d be most likely to ask for advice: -> snow (unfortunately)