#also like not to be parasocial but i need to get high w him and make him listen to music and watch tv and get the munchies like

[sctumsempra]

severus definitely spends breaks/summers so high he’s in a different realm. it’s not alcohol so it’s not triggering and it gives the not connected to your brain or body most autistics and people with shitty childhoods look for. and there’s no way he doesn’t deal with chronic pain or migraines on a regular basis so once he found weed it was game over. also smoking on ur back porch while the sun is setting is so peak that i genuinely think it might fix him a little bit

[the-gasp-at-the-gateway]

Not Your Parasocial's LOA

Hot Take. Sure, it's no secret LOA girls are all about glamour, hedonism, and utter self-love (I love it too). But imo, Goddard's kinda like cheap liquor on your 21st birthday: gratifying, limitless, and confidence-boosting, for a time (so long as you keep the party going, and keep yourself from thinking too much). My man Alan Watts though—he's got fine bourbon in his cabinet, and him and his friends are the type to make sure you also drink some water. Lemme unpack that.

If you're an Old Soul, a Highly Sensitive Person, or a high-achieving kid who ever really burnt out—you know the real shadowy depths of consciousness, cause you've not only seen some real shit, but felt it. In the words of the great Queen Bee siren from Nevermore Academy: "Fire tests gold. Suffering tests a woman." And Wednesday gets it too, she knows you aren't truly you if you don't embrace the Dark; you're a normie, by the def that normies are those who are too scared to let out their nature. It's not all rainbows and Versace.

It's the Way. It's the Yin and the Yang. The two fish swimming together—Red Oni, Blue Oni. Pisces and the 12th House. Transcendence. At some point, you might find yourself growing out of just being a Princess—you're becoming a Queen. That word gets thrown around. I don't mean it in the "You Go, Girl," sense.

I mean how a Queen really does: Ascension, crown chakra, and the knowing that with cosmic power comes cosmic responsibility. Not that she's your friendly neighborhood Spiderman; a Queen knows she is her realm, and her realm is she. That's Everything Is You Pushed Out. So yeah, it's responsibility—ultimately to the You. And even if she tries to ignore it, unlike a Princess, the Queen can't. Just ask Marie.

LOA Princesses talk up Goddard, and I get it, Goddard's about getting what you Want, not what you Need. It's a real Blue Pill energy (don't @ me, the Matrix was written by trans women who understand eastern philosophical principles and also said "throw away your anti-psychotics"—how's that for being Delusional? Also, a lot of those redditors are 🥚s anyway).

But Goddard had help remembering what he knew. Alan Watts spoke on topics way beyond manifesting and self-concept (and I'll be damned if he isn't a charming and magnificent motherfucker who truly sees the whole picture—seriously, listen to him, you'll love him instantly. He's got this trans-atlantic accent and everything).

So why compare them? Well, if you're an Old Soul, and you're ascending to that crown—call it your Saturn Return or your Dark Night if you will (it's a right bitch either way)—it means, like Inanna the Sky Queen of Sumer, you might find yourself walking straight into Hell and giving up all those pretty things you Manifested with your super awesome powers, and you're not gonna know who the hell you are anymore (good). Has the Caterpillar ever asked you, Who Are You? Like, a lot? Maybe you'll tell him your name. Maybe you'll say, "God." Like Perfect Blue, maybe you'll say, "Why should I care who I Am?"

If Goddard stops being enough for you—like Siddhartha, if the palace life stops satisfying your Beast; if your Heart's bogged down by bootstrapsian toxic positivity and your Mind craves more—listen to Watts. (And, maybe go on a wild-ass bender into your own psyche like Jung did in his Red and Black books, that sounds pretty fun).

For who'd benefit to hear my Journey or w/e (or anyone who suspects sour grapes and wants credentials): I transitioned in 2010 (before it was cool), picked up a Satanic Bible where I learned "Be Your Own God," then became an absolute sex bomb succubus who'd work a whole house party and have people lining up to wrap themselves around my finger—often, I'd make them compete with each other, just for my amusement. Yeah, I stan Marina and I went Golddigger; I manifested the Space Needle into my backyard (basically), ate steak dinners and dined out on the reg, and sometimes would drop hundreds of dollars in a shopping trip just on clothes alone. My cosmetic procedures were all paid for. In the past eleven years, I've probably worked about a year's worth, tops, because I haven't needed to. I won't get into the supernatural-miracle type shit, cause that's a post of its own.

If I'd discovered Goddard back then, he'd probably have been the same amount of helpful. But I'm at a different stage rn, and the methods I've read on tumblr just haven't cut it. Maybe they haven't for you either. Hope these resources help.

[goldenfharry]

"Last thing, those fans who went to Tay’s play wearing Pleasing merch and asking her if they're actually together are so embarrassing"

To the anon who brought that up, btw she was never asked that! Someone lied just to stir some shit up, but the harries who went to the play, one had a Pleasing shirt that got allegedly complimented by Taylor R but no question about Harry was brought up to her.

Also on the matter, what I find annoying with ppl trying to figure out whether or not they're a thing is the invasiveness of the fans which makes the whole situation very uncomfortable for both parties! I'm pretty sure Harry has warned TR of what would happen being seen together and she is aware of it but still, I can't imagine how uncomfy this must be to see ppl trying to theorise everything and affirming things based on just sighting of you walking! What makes the whole thing even more odd is to see how his own fans keeps sexualising him everytime he is seen with an attractive person as if the man can't have attractive friends platonically but has to fuck all of them everytime and if this is getting me tired, I can't even imagine what it must be like for Harry. For now I see a lot of projections and speculations which pmo tbh bc as a black woman myself, I see a lot of bipoc harries wanting them to date so they can use it as a "gotcha" towards white harries and also project thru Taylor and have this idea that Harry could be attracted to them... Another aspect that gets on my nerves is ppl wanted those two to date so it brings "diversity" to Harry dating life and all of these are so fucked up, bc Taylor is not an object to push projections onto nor a trophy to prove Harry anti-racism! I mean white ppl dating bipoc does not make them automatically anti-racist plus Harry has proven time and time again his anti-racism by uplifting bipoc, donating to charities, making a safe space for bipoc fans/collaborators, etc!

Sorry a long one but it's been annoying me bc this has gotten out of hands and ppl are pushing this for the wrong reason imo (projections/diversity) and I feel like we should not care about his dating life so much, we should stop viewing him or any attractive woman around him as uniquely sex objects that can't refrain from their impulses bc it's making the situation so uncomfy for Harry and the person he's seen with bc imagine having millions of strangers speculating on lives when they don't know you. Some ppl are comparing it to the situation w OW but with OW they were holding hands at a private wedding like it was obvious something was happening here it's not the case in this situation so we really dunno anything and high chances are that they're friends and/or collaborators for a project (manifesting Harry for Loewe real hard!!!). Either way, we shouldn't be over analysing them like that, I know ppl in the fandom are jealous and parasocially infatuated with Harry but still it's weird esp when ppl are affirming things they dunno (saying Taylor R and Harry are dating) when they don't know shit and are just projecting with little evidence concretely proving they're dating!

I have an opinion about that topic, but for now I don’t feel the need to expose it. Like I’ve said before, I don’t think that what we had access to is enough to make this a huge discussion topic. I have an opinion because I’m a curious human being so I do like to talk with my own buttons and just navigate on stuff, not because I’m actually that interested 😅 tbh, overall, this is just too much and we shouldn’t even think about it.

I still think that going to her workplace with a pleasing hoodie is weird. Sorry, I’m happy that there were no questions made but it’s still odd… anyways, I absolutely agree that this has gotten out of hands and that whatever is going on, there’s nothing to analyze deeply :)

[sungbeam]

sorry for this dump of words on u but i need to gush about everything that transpired over the course of today since i just finished party people and i feel like i died. LIKE im a sucker for college aus, especially chaptered ones and Jacob Bae and everything about party people was perfect and cute and heartwarming and makes my parasocial relationship with cobie worse than it is and its definitely currently my fav fic ever bc its just That good. also i was genuinely so excited when i saw the name “kei” bc thats my name n when i read “yn”, i usually dont insert my actual name so it was funny seeing it and ngl i was rooting for a kei x changmin pipeline bc of that LMFAOO anyways im so excited to dip into more of ur works after sending this and did someone say “theres not enough chaptered changmin college aus”??? (😉😉) i think im hearing things?? But i loved party people and im definitely gonna be here all night to enjoy everything else that u have on the shelf <33333

OH MY GOD HI !!! (pls never apologize for word vomit, this is my love language 😭 /hj) I AM BEYOND ECSTATIC THAT U LOVED PARTY PEOPLE !! truly the cobie parasocial relationship brainrot never ceases (´Д⊂ヽ i am still feeling the effects rn :') even after writing so much for him lol

OH YO ?? HI KEI NICE TO MEET YOU (^^ゞ that's so crazy cuz i actually have a friend from high school named kei too !!! i imagine reading that whole thing w kei as yns friend was super trippy @_@

AHHHHH THERE'S ACTUALLY A CHANGMIN INSTALLMENT IN THE PARTY PEOPLE UNIVERSE !! it's actually the fic im currently working on, so it'll be out as soon as i get back to it :') you'll get ur fill of college au jichang promise 😋😋😋 but TRULY thank u so much for reading party people AND for signing up for my permanent taglist AND for sending this ask in bc i am so incredibly happy seeing this !! literally smiled so hard while reading it thru abt a million times <33 hope u enjoy the rest of my works if or when u get to them ^_^

[lxinesux]

aaaaa ily 2!!! btw ive been lurking thru ur blog and jus sayin:

there is a non zero chance that florence and andrew ARENT fuckin. youve convinced me NAVFNSBRKSBDKB

(also you may appreciate this article lol: https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/06/entertainment/andrew-garfield-florence-pugh-love-scene/index.html)

- starry

YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS A REAL THING THT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IM GONNA GO STICK MY HEAD IN AN OVEN GOD I HATE THEM SM /j

IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SEES THE VISION!!! ik andrew be lookin at everyone with heart eyes but there are sm moments tht feel like early TASM interviews with em and andrew where hes very obviously /FLIRTING/ flirting!!! and theyre SOOO touchy feely with each other!!! more so than with any of their previous interviews/cast mates. and flo just keeps looking at him like…just with so much intention like she wants to REALLY listen.

GOD THEYRE DESTROYING MY LIFE

im gonna be parasocial for a min-but andrew has never really been single?? like yeah theres times where hes not /reportedly/ with anyone but hes kind of a hoe lets be real. hes always has a girl or is looking for a girl. i think he loves love and i think he REALLY hates being alone. his most recent relationship (which has allegedly ended after only 8 months what is close to when he last saw flo up to now) was one of his filler ones and now hes like ‘oh i get to be with my /real/ wife now :)’ and wanted the freedom to pursue flo w/o guilt. he was pretty shaken in his utboh interviews after his breakup with alyssa (and was obviously HIGH AF on the carpet) and i think its bc he didn’t have a back up plan. he (seemingly) got over tht tho bc he smashed tht girl from bridgerton (allegedly.)

i think she fancies him but doesn’t want to commit to a relationship (yet) bc of his lovesickness. but hes hot and hes smart and hes deep and he clearly respects her. shes gonna flirt back and toy with the idea. she just thinks with her brain (capricorn) whereas he thinks with his heart (leo). i think andrew needs someone like that who can keep him grounded while i think flo needs someone who she can be her true self around and have fun with!? the babys and babes are killing me!! im fully aware thts a british thing but good theyre so GOOD together and seem SO COMFORTABLE TOGETHER!! if their friendship is 100% PR and they dont ever hang out again publicly ill be surprised (and slightly devastated lol)

florence is allegedly in a relationship at the moment but tht has never stopped mr garfield from tryna slide in and an age gap has never stopped ms pugh from getting slid into /if u know what im sayin *wink wonk*

i also dont think we’d ever really have confirmation if this relationship happened either unless she popped out with a ring or maybe even a baby. /a baby, not a bump. im convinced they would never announce a pregnancy let alone let the general public see their kid’s face if they were ever to have one. but damn. can u imagine??

im v selfishly hoping for them lol.

im aware that these are the ramblings of a maladaptive freak whose shipping irl ppl but like

//lol watch them both wind up with different ppl by the end of the year and im over here looking stupid like a gaylor truther

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 7X8 Season 7, Time for a Wedding

school starts tomorrow whee

w h e e

GARTH?

ok fine Vegaas

fine ok Dean's talking to someone, flirting yada yada

she's in grad school he dropped out ok established

My friend(me) is not doing so hot

he's battling with what insanity?

bruh

ah they keep going to vegas and Sam abandoned him

Dean

Dean what the fuck

a little white chapel

whitechapel

heh

what's with the flower

pink is the loyalty what

SAM'S GETTING MARRIED AHAHAAAAAAA

HIS FACE

.....what?

BECKY AFIPAJ AHAHA

bro this is a terrible portrayal of fans ahaha

THE CAKE EXPLODES INTO SUPERNATURAL HAHAA

He's taking this Extremely well, you can tell

"lifespan of your hookups"

"oh I know" ma'am

"I'm gonna be sick" same Dean

"dead poets society" dEAN?

rEaLlY? sUPErFAN 99??

SKSKS DEAN

AHAHA

fucking hell not twitter

ah Dean's abandonment issues

I'm glad Dean's taking this so well (sarcastic)

ah high school reunion

DFSIPAFH HE'S SO MUCH TALLER THAN HER OK

yknow what fine that's kinda funny

...their faces...something's happening

ah he's a wiccan

ok yeah

I do like the urban fantasy of it all though

it IS Leslie Odom Jr, i thought his face was familiar

man I miss Nerd Sam

this is Deeply Uncomfortable

I would much rather it have been fake dating, that would have worked much better

it wouldn't have been that weird, honestly, it's a popular fanfic thing

yes I realize the noncon is the point but it's so fucked up

man the mind whammy :(

this is painful actually

the man looks a bit like paul rudd

yes I know it isn't

jesus christ

DEAN BRINGS A WAFFLE IRON

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A WAFFLE IRON

of fucking course Becky's already on it

SHE'S GRUFFING HER VOICE

Dean's Abandonment Issues whee

man how is this man's voice not Shredded from staying in a low voice the entire time

ah ungrateful child etc etc

Dean please get some therapy

IT'S YA FUCKING BOY

I just want someone not gruff, I'm excited for Gartth

His and Hers Fake IDs lmaooo

Parasocial Relationships

man I miss Cas so much

HE LOOKS LIKE A COLLEGE STUDENT AW

"I thought you'd be taller"

Surly and Premenstrual I FUCKING LOVE BOBBY

funny pages?

y ep!

DEAN'S FUCKING FACE

GARTH'S LIL OUTFIT

"is that your" "yes" "..awkward"

HE'S FUN THOUGH FINALLY SOMEONE NOT GRUFF

"By Nefarious Means :)"

just says it Deadass

He's glaring a bit ha

quite a charmer, his wife

ah it was the wife

they got her, and both of them did it!

finally a personable person

Dean you're gruff tall and a dude, you seem threatening

whoops she's out of whammy potion

ah here we go

let's go Dean!!

"craig's job for my soul"

not a ten year contract

oh he pays someone to kill them or something

quicker servitude?

GARTH HAS A TRIRACIAL PARAPLEGIC SNIPER AS A FRIEND

sFHAIPD

SHE SMACKS SAM WITH A WAFFLE IRON

jeez poor Sam

he's not wearing pants? jesus christ Becky

ah it is wearing off

thank god there's been no sex yet

bruh leslie odom jr is so attractive tho

social lubricant please god no

yes it was literally a roofie

so he lied to Becky and manipulated her kinda?

SHE FUCKING GAGGED HIM?

yeah ok I see it

he's a really fun crossroads demon tho

here we go price

she seriously just said besties

this is 2012

at least she knows what she's dealing with

does she take the bait?

ah reunion guy, reunions have desperation

his voice is so melodic though

ah she wanted to hear "she was special"

AHAH HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SAM WINCHESTER OH THAT'S SO FUNNY

so he ups the deal because it's like...literally the winchesters ahaha

Becky for christ's sake

it's the same patterning ha

Garth doesn't know what twitter is

he's like a hipster hunter I fucking love it

Sam literally can't talk back Becky

"Supernatural's not exactly popular" bruh are y'all complaining from beyond the page again

I hate to break it to you, it is popular but not for the demographic ur going for

"I'm a loser that's why I like you" *muffled* WHAT

I mean...it's...I kinda see they're going for what the fan appeal is

but

please this is so uncomfortable

Sam's doing great

"maybe don't drug them" yeah ok

Becky you got to get over it cmon man

...there's a catch isn't it

ooo that demon circle was COOL

BLUEBERRY VODKA I FUCKING LOVE GARTH

Technically

Accidents happen,

AH THE INTERN GUY

WHO BACKS HIM UP

but the circle is burned into the floor heh

man he tried for an exorcism at LEAST

SAM YOU'RE LITERALLY ALSO PSYCHIC OR USED TO BE

DAMN BECKY

CROWLEY??

"Oh crap" "Oh crap" THEIR FACES

AHISPHAIA

BECKY NOW IS NOT THE TIME

"I'm sure you have a wonderful personality dear"

his intern sold him out whoops

he broke the deal

"this isn't wall street, this is hell. we have integrity" o p e

ah so then no one else will do the demon deal

Ah he tried to make a deal, didn't work, so fuck you leviathans

the Woosh

"what'd i miss?" *gestures vaguely*

SAM'S FACE

bruh how does Sam look older than Dean

this is Not the tone for this storyline

Sam is trying ha

I mean she does grow as a person

no

GARTH AHAHA

DEAN AHAHAHA

GARTH HUGS DEAN

DEAN GETS A HUG

"aww u made a fwend" "uh uh" that was so cute"

this does feel like a sibling ending, finally

man I entirely forgot about hell and how that's supposed to be affecting Sam

1. fucking hell Garth actually helps. It makes the tone not as gruff all the time, and it makes it the lighter version that these new seasons need. He's great, I love him.

2. The non con was....asdfuoah'sduao. Like I see what they mean about Supernatural not really liking its own fanbase. They were needlessly cruel for no reason. Also for the horrible undertones the tone was too light.

3. As always concept: girl makes demon deal to get boy, boy turns out to be monster hunter, eventually taken away due to king of hell because he's cheating is Really GOod

and leslie odom jr makes a REALLY good crossroads demon.

4. sibling relationship at the end was adorable.