#literall Except for garth I love him SO MUCH

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 7X8 Season 7, Time for a Wedding

school starts tomorrow whee

w h e e

GARTH?

ok fine Vegaas

fine ok Dean's talking to someone, flirting yada yada

she's in grad school he dropped out ok established

My friend(me) is not doing so hot

he's battling with what insanity?

bruh

ah they keep going to vegas and Sam abandoned him

Dean

Dean what the fuck

a little white chapel

whitechapel

heh

what's with the flower

pink is the loyalty what

SAM'S GETTING MARRIED AHAHAAAAAAA

HIS FACE

.....what?

BECKY AFIPAJ AHAHA

bro this is a terrible portrayal of fans ahaha

THE CAKE EXPLODES INTO SUPERNATURAL HAHAA

He's taking this Extremely well, you can tell

"lifespan of your hookups"

"oh I know" ma'am

"I'm gonna be sick" same Dean

"dead poets society" dEAN?

rEaLlY? sUPErFAN 99??

SKSKS DEAN

AHAHA

fucking hell not twitter

ah Dean's abandonment issues

I'm glad Dean's taking this so well (sarcastic)

ah high school reunion

DFSIPAFH HE'S SO MUCH TALLER THAN HER OK

yknow what fine that's kinda funny

...their faces...something's happening

ah he's a wiccan

ok yeah

I do like the urban fantasy of it all though

it IS Leslie Odom Jr, i thought his face was familiar

man I miss Nerd Sam

this is Deeply Uncomfortable

I would much rather it have been fake dating, that would have worked much better

it wouldn't have been that weird, honestly, it's a popular fanfic thing

yes I realize the noncon is the point but it's so fucked up

man the mind whammy :(

this is painful actually

the man looks a bit like paul rudd

yes I know it isn't

jesus christ

DEAN BRINGS A WAFFLE IRON

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A WAFFLE IRON

of fucking course Becky's already on it

SHE'S GRUFFING HER VOICE

Dean's Abandonment Issues whee

man how is this man's voice not Shredded from staying in a low voice the entire time

ah ungrateful child etc etc

Dean please get some therapy

IT'S YA FUCKING BOY

I just want someone not gruff, I'm excited for Gartth

His and Hers Fake IDs lmaooo

Parasocial Relationships

man I miss Cas so much

HE LOOKS LIKE A COLLEGE STUDENT AW

"I thought you'd be taller"

Surly and Premenstrual I FUCKING LOVE BOBBY

funny pages?

y ep!

DEAN'S FUCKING FACE

GARTH'S LIL OUTFIT

"is that your" "yes" "..awkward"

HE'S FUN THOUGH FINALLY SOMEONE NOT GRUFF

"By Nefarious Means :)"

just says it Deadass

He's glaring a bit ha

quite a charmer, his wife

ah it was the wife

they got her, and both of them did it!

finally a personable person

Dean you're gruff tall and a dude, you seem threatening

whoops she's out of whammy potion

ah here we go

let's go Dean!!

"craig's job for my soul"

not a ten year contract

oh he pays someone to kill them or something

quicker servitude?

GARTH HAS A TRIRACIAL PARAPLEGIC SNIPER AS A FRIEND

sFHAIPD

SHE SMACKS SAM WITH A WAFFLE IRON

jeez poor Sam

he's not wearing pants? jesus christ Becky

ah it is wearing off

thank god there's been no sex yet

bruh leslie odom jr is so attractive tho

social lubricant please god no

yes it was literally a roofie

so he lied to Becky and manipulated her kinda?

SHE FUCKING GAGGED HIM?

yeah ok I see it

he's a really fun crossroads demon tho

here we go price

she seriously just said besties

this is 2012

at least she knows what she's dealing with

does she take the bait?

ah reunion guy, reunions have desperation

his voice is so melodic though

ah she wanted to hear "she was special"

AHAH HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SAM WINCHESTER OH THAT'S SO FUNNY

so he ups the deal because it's like...literally the winchesters ahaha

Becky for christ's sake

it's the same patterning ha

Garth doesn't know what twitter is

he's like a hipster hunter I fucking love it

Sam literally can't talk back Becky

"Supernatural's not exactly popular" bruh are y'all complaining from beyond the page again

I hate to break it to you, it is popular but not for the demographic ur going for

"I'm a loser that's why I like you" *muffled* WHAT

I mean...it's...I kinda see they're going for what the fan appeal is

but

please this is so uncomfortable

Sam's doing great

"maybe don't drug them" yeah ok

Becky you got to get over it cmon man

...there's a catch isn't it

ooo that demon circle was COOL

BLUEBERRY VODKA I FUCKING LOVE GARTH

Technically

Accidents happen,

AH THE INTERN GUY

WHO BACKS HIM UP

but the circle is burned into the floor heh

man he tried for an exorcism at LEAST

SAM YOU'RE LITERALLY ALSO PSYCHIC OR USED TO BE

DAMN BECKY

CROWLEY??

"Oh crap" "Oh crap" THEIR FACES

AHISPHAIA

BECKY NOW IS NOT THE TIME

"I'm sure you have a wonderful personality dear"

his intern sold him out whoops

he broke the deal

"this isn't wall street, this is hell. we have integrity" o p e

ah so then no one else will do the demon deal

Ah he tried to make a deal, didn't work, so fuck you leviathans

the Woosh

"what'd i miss?" *gestures vaguely*

SAM'S FACE

bruh how does Sam look older than Dean

this is Not the tone for this storyline

Sam is trying ha

I mean she does grow as a person

no

GARTH AHAHA

DEAN AHAHAHA

GARTH HUGS DEAN

DEAN GETS A HUG

"aww u made a fwend" "uh uh" that was so cute"

this does feel like a sibling ending, finally

man I entirely forgot about hell and how that's supposed to be affecting Sam

1. fucking hell Garth actually helps. It makes the tone not as gruff all the time, and it makes it the lighter version that these new seasons need. He's great, I love him.

2. The non con was....asdfuoah'sduao. Like I see what they mean about Supernatural not really liking its own fanbase. They were needlessly cruel for no reason. Also for the horrible undertones the tone was too light.

3. As always concept: girl makes demon deal to get boy, boy turns out to be monster hunter, eventually taken away due to king of hell because he's cheating is Really GOod

and leslie odom jr makes a REALLY good crossroads demon.

4. sibling relationship at the end was adorable.