#also jl is also on that level of freak

[renjunnipeikko]

i don’t play hsr but from what i’ve gathered-

they say to find someone who matches your freak but it turns out dan feng outfreaked everyone so yingxing was like “fuck! i have to catch up!” except dan heng isn’t that level of freak so now blade is like “wtf??? you can’t just do that????” and is forcing dan heng to be that level of freak otherwise blade will keep killing more people

[wonderjanga]

Marvel’s Favorite

Billy likes his friends, and he has a lot of friends. The JL, YJ, the Teen Titans, the Outsiders, the Justice Squadron. He has a lot. Now, during his time of being friends parental figures with them, the others have often wondered who Marvel’s favorite. It was inevitable the question be asked.

Reporter: “Captain Marvel, there’s a question that’s been on everyone’s minds. Who’s your favorite?”

Marvel: “Favorite? Favorite what?”

Reporter: “Who’s your favorite hero?”

Marvel: *looks nervous* “Do I have to say?”

Reporter: “Preferably.”

Marvel: “Uhm… I can’t say. Though I doubt my opinion matters (It does), I don’t want to make the other heroes feel upset if it does.”

Anybody who saw this is now freaking out because that implies Cap has at least one favorite. Batman’s doing Cicada 3301 level deductions trying to figure out who it is. Question’s doing his bulletin board thingy, and Mister Scarlet is also doing his own detective work. The Teen Titans are all gnawing on the bars of their respective cages wondering who it is.

Robin!Damian: “Captain. Who is your favorite?”

Marvel: “What? What’re you talking about? I don’t have a favorite.”

Beast Boy: “Dude, everyone has a favorite.”

Raven: “It’s human nature.”

Robin!Damian: “We will find out, Captain.”

The “once we find out, we will be your favorite no matter what” went unsaid.

Then the Squadron of Justice found out during another interview where they were asked who they thought Marvel favored the most.

Spy Smasher: “Oh, it’s obviously us. We’re Fawcett heroes. He’s a Fawcett hero. He’s obviously going to pick the people from his home.”

Reporter: “No, it’s only one of you.”

Bulletman: “One of us?”

Spy Smasher: “It’s obviously me then.”

Bulletman: “Why would it be you?”

Spy Smasher: “Because I say so.”

Spy Smasher and Bulletman: *start arguing like little kids*

Minute-man: *leans to the camera and stage whispers* “They don’t know it’s actually me.”

Then there was the JL.

Flash: “Hey, Cap, buddy, you like me right?”

Marvel: “Yes?”

Flash: “Cool, cool, cool, so, would you say I’m your favorite?”

Marvel: “Flash, I don’t have a favorite.”

Flash: “I know, I know, but on the off chance you did, it would be me, right?”

Marvel: “You know I’m not going to answer that.”

Flash: “But I gave you a pin!” (This is based on @puppetwoman17’s comment on the Father’s Day post)

Marvel: “A pin that I still have.” *pulls pin from his pocket dimension for a moment and then puts it back*

Flash: *soul is touched he still has that*

Marvel: “I’m still not going to answer that question.”

Flash: “Dang it.”

Other JL members: *eavesdropping* “Dang it.”

True to his word, Billy doesn’t actually have any favorites. That won’t stop the kid and adult heroes from trying to be the best though

[purple-goo-writes]

OMFG MY BRAIN JUST HAD THE BEST THOUGHT

PHANTOM BEING THE JL'S PROBLEM CHILD/FIRST PROTÉGÉ

like okay okay hear me out.

Danny is just starting out as Phantom when the JL is getting kicked off. This is like maybe six years before Batman even takes on Robin or something idk. But just the JL just formed they are busting their asses off getting Meta Rights when they find the Anti-Eco acts and this leads them to Phantom. Cause you know for shit that the League isn't gonna let those acts stay. Nope that shit gotta go especially so they can get Meta Rights.

One things leads to another

And somehow this leds to them all mentoring this sassy dead teen.

And Danny finds himself with a bunch of mentors and as basically the JLs test protégé. You know he is going to start a blog too as Phantom called My Life as Teen Vigilante. Which also helps said mentors down the line when more teen heroes pop up.

But also the fucking shenanigans!!!

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Batman: Drop it

Danny: *puts kryptonite in mouth*

Batman: Damn it Danny!

Danny: *running as chews faster!*

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Flash: Hey buddy I'm here to check-whatcha got there?

Danny: *wearing the crown of rage and star cape whilst sipping a smoothie* A smoothie

Flash: *rapidly reading through Amity News* What happened whilst we were in space?!

Danny: *slurpsss*

Flash: HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE A WHOLE TOWN DISAPPEARING?!

Danny: *big slurp*

Danny: And I'm ghost king now

Flash: YOU'RE WHAT?!

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Canary: *trying to help danny with new powers*

JL member watching: sooo what power di he get now?

Batman: *headache brewing* he can now level a city with his voice

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Danny getting ice powers: I am going to cause so may problems with this

Danny nearly freezing to death and causing the JL to freak out: Hello consequences to my actions

Que Batman ad Flash interrogating their ice villains on controlling ice powers cause Some How There Wasn't An Ice Hero Yet!

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Dan Happens

Danny: Fuck what was Bats plan for evil future self?

Danny: Oh right *pulls out Fenton phone* Call Dad number 5

Batman: you forgot what rhe contingency plan for this was didn't you?

Or alternatively

Dan Happens

JL shows up after case they were off world: What happened?!

Danny: *laying exhausted in crater* Boy Do I Have A Story For You!

So on.

By the time most get their protégés, they've already had a test run with Danny, who likes to claim that he is each protégés big brother for it. The Kids love their Big Brother Danny...the JL doesn't love the new shenanigans Danny gets into with them.

In his defense, they left him unsupervised with said kids.

[profounddestinyrebel]

Stalker Tim Drake fics from my bookmarks

SO it's more like 16 but more is good right?

Both Stalking and Batfam finding out

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23933995/chapters/57556018

Both categories

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29035932/chapters/71268033

Both Kid Tim and Stalking Tim

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36115222

This is Stalking Tim but not Batfam finds out However! Tim is so insane in this and Batman so confused that I think you would like it just as much (and pretty much anything by this author

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36869614

This one isn't so much the Batfam being concerned as much as every single other JL hero except Superman But very good! (as well as another author rec)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40730949/chapters/102058212

This one is funny on multiple levels because Tim is very confident and kinda regards B as an idiot (very funny) and then we get to see B freaking out multiple times only to be brushed off by Tim. Hilarious

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38596896/chapters/96483417

This multi chapter is capital G Good and has Dick adopting Tim rather than B and this is the fic that lead me into an obsession with Dick is Tim's parental figure fics (which I have a couple of if you're interested)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48987508/chapters/123587995

One of the funniest ways Tim has ever met Batman EVER.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50942971

Sad but with comfort and a happy ending

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50863918

Poor Alfred 🤣

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49007944

Batfam being concerned just like you wanted

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48094255

Jason and Tim are ride and die IMMEDIATELY and it is very very good (also funny)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46927975/chapters/118212703

This one has worried Alfred who adopts Tim (for a change)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47180068

Very funny and concerning, with worried Dad B just like you ordered

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40918530

Damian adopts Tim as a younger brother after asking B and getting denied "Father he's perfect" everyone else is worried

I think the title says it all

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38190199

this has a tag that says 'Bizarre and Mildly Frightening Prodigy Tim Drake' and I think that says everything

All for you, @justwannabecat

[op-sys-chaos]

Okay, I’m now imagining that it works a bit like possession or DID. Until Damian is powerful enough to live in his own body (which will likely take a year, according to Frostbite), Damian (who I’m gonna say is currently 14) needs to live in Danny’s body.

The batfam, meanwhile, is panicking bc Dami’s missing.

So imagine the chaos when Danny lets Damian be in charge when they go to his home and Damian just shows up in Danny’s body like “Hello family, it is me, Damian.” They’d be so freaked out lmao.

Danny also has a life (I’m thinking college or some shit?) so during the day Danny is in charge and does classes and homework and at night Damian is in charge and gets to spend time with his family. (I’m also thinking the two can communicate mentally and watch what the other does but only the person in charge can give control to the other one, they can’t forcibly take charge.) Damian doesn’t need to go to school anyway, he’s canonically way ahead of his peers, so they tell people he’s taking a long vacation to go backpacking with his mom bc she missed him and wanted some quality time together. (Jon Kent knows though so the besties still get to hang out don’t worry.)

He’s not used to Danny’s body and not cleared for Robin duty yet, so he’s still manning comms when one night, an all-hands-on-deck situation happens. Danny, who’s been mostly silent besides the snarky commentary that Damian secretly enjoys, pipes up and says “let me take charge.”

“Danny, it’s an Arkham breakout of literally every single rogue and there’s a Justice League off world mission so Batman is busy. This is not the time for you to be in charge. I must help my family.”

“I can help. Let me do this. I promise it’ll be okay.”

“Danny, you cannot help-“

“If Danny says he can help, let him try,” Alfred chimes in from behind Damian. “He is an interdimensional entity, yes? I would bet that he has at least some powers or combat capability.”

“I have both,” Danny chimed in. “I’ve fought gods, I can handle a clown and a scarecrow. Hell, I bet fear toxin isn’t even close to the level of the Nightmare Dimension” [that’s what fright knight’s thing called right? -b] “so I should be fine. Trust me.”

And Damian does.

And Danny proceeds to clean up the Arkham breakout in about half an hour. He grabs every single rogue and just carts them back to Arkham, making them and himself intangible so they can’t hurt anyone. The batfamily just cleans up the goons.

Danny gets a spot on patrol after that, and starts teaching Damian how to use their shared body’s powers in case he needs them. When Damian eventually gets his own body back, he’s very adept at using his new abilities from the get go because he’s already used Danny’s so much.

The JL recruits Danny the second he and Damian are separate. Considering it means he gets to work in space, Danny is cool with it. Plus it means he can still visit the batfamily, who he now is considered a member of. (He’s got honorary status like Steph but only bc his parents are still alive. The second they die that boy is getting speed-adopted.)

de aged core Damian

The league of assassins is approached by a ghost or ancient being deciding to wreak havoc. They give them some sort of immortality key or power boost.

they do not know if they are able to trust this being so they decide to try it out on someone else.

They use Damien who is living with his father at this point. They kidnap him and inject him with a lot of the power( natural ectoplasm) that is being given to them.  already liminal Damien who grew up around the Lazarus pit and depending on Canon might even have used it, is Kickstarted to get halfa powers.

Everything that's going on ends up with him reverting to a core state. the League of Assassins, not realizing what this is, are a little bit concerned that they may have duped them; they try to summon a high powerful being from whatever the dimension it's from which is the ghost Zone. 

They end up getting Danny. 

Danny recognizes Damian's being reverted into a core state and panics, making a deal to take it. He takes Damien to frostbite who basically tells him that he's a baby halfa and if he wants the person to live or at least half live he needs to have a host body. Danny, thinking of all the halfa an existence realizes the only real person who can do that is him.

[arty-shadow-morningstar]

Graveyard Siblings (4)

I am sorry for not posting in a while. School is a total bitch. Here is part 4 of a fic that is not a fic.

[Masterlist]

(Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)

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Tall Marinette.(I admit I might be projecting a little here.)

One day, she took out something from someplace high and the whole family realized that ‘holy shit when did you get so tall?’

Bonus if Jason comes back from a long mission and had a wtf moment because she was wearing 6-inch-heels and met his eyes with them on.

“Pixie?!”

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You know how Bruce has the identity of Matches Malone to infiltrate the Gotham Underground.

While Jason does the drug deals more street crime stuff, Maria uses an excuse of being the representative for Red Hood excuse to mingle with the rich people who does crime on the side (Penguin), she uses it to go to black market auctions and buy some of the lost miraculouses which got into the hands of black market dealers.

Jason knows about it and acts as her ‘bodyguard’ anytime he can or sends one of his henchmen to be one with a death threat if she gets a single scratch on her.

Bruce is unaware of this. Or is he?

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Mari helps with running WE since she is a little less busy with the vigilante side of things.

It started with Tim panicking about deadlines and Mari offering to help, to Bruce and Tim bullying the board to have her as co-CEO.

She has to be that and head of Afterlife. So she is very busy. Doesn’t know about what comes next….

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Somehow the class comes to Gotham for a trip. It has been 3 years since her death.

Mari has changed her appearance since the day she left Paris. She has highlights in her hair after a ‘sibling bonding day’ with Jason. Her hair is kept short for convenience and not in pigtails. Along with her tall height and more confident aura, she is almost unrecognizable.

She rides a motorcycle too.

The class waits in the lobby for the tour and in walks this badass woman with aviator sunglasses, leather jacket and designer clothes which was all MT brand, making a lot of people swoon.

She takes off her glasses and walks past the class. Checking stuff on her phone and sipping coffee in her other hand.

She seems familiar but they couldn’t figure out why. (All except Chloe, Alix and Felix who are snickering in the background.)

Lila sees her and comments on how she must be a criminal with the way she dresses. (Lila internally freaks out because were her eyes messing with her? Because she looked a little like Marinette. Also jealous of the new arrival for stealing all the attention.) Alya takes the bait and calls security to ‘arrest’ her.

They just laugh. The class doesn’t understand, speaking in confused French.

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“I am Maria Todd-Wayne, also known as designer MT. CEO of Afterlife and co-CEO of the very company you are in. I am allowed in here. Don’t judge a book by its cover.” she said in perfect French.

“But Lila told us you can’t speak French.”

“Who?”

“Lila Rossi, your friend. She told us that you and MT were dating.”

“Me dating myself. Okay I love myself because self-love is a thing but that is a whole other level. MT are my initials. Anyone who has a brain could have figured that out or at the very least do a Google search. I am not sure where your friend got that notion.”

“Hey, Bean, come on. We have a long day ahead of us.” Tim reminded her.

“Goodbye but cease the rumours or you would be escorted off the premises.”

As they rode up the elevator, “Tim, why are they here?”

“They are the lucky winners of the Wayne Enterprise Young Prodigies Contest. Why, Maria?”

“Lucky, huh.” She muttered under her breath. She might as well tell him. They are the Bats and they will find out anyway. “They are from my old class, the one you know…”

“Oh. Want me to send them back? I can do that if they are making you uncomfortable.”

“Nah. Too much to deal with. And it is unfair to send them back over a petty grudge. Besides, I could have some fun.”

“Anything that Bruce and I should be worried about?”

“I swear no killing. Just because Jason came back from the dead, hell-bent on killing. Doesn’t mean I am too.”

“Cool, just don’t do any property damage or traumatize our employees.”

“I might need you to erase some footage later and tell Bruce about this.”

“Some brownies, my favourite coffee cake, the ‘special’ brew and you have yourself a deal.”

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So basically she just showed up around where the class was ‘by coincidence’.

Talk to a few people and take them out of earshot of the rest of the class.

End the conversation by saying a few things only they and her would know. Insides jokes and secrets. (I pick her old childhood friends like, Nino, Kim and maybe Sabrina)

Uses Trixx to turn into a walking dead version of her 15-year old self and disappears as they freak out about how she knew that secret/story.

Freaks them out further by appearing again in front of the whole class and pretending not to know their previous conversation.

Mari manages to get Lila alone.

I should also say that Lila thought that her curse was making her see MT as Marinette.

It terrifies Lila when she finds out that MT is actually Marinette, not dead but alive after all this time and apparently living the high life she wanted. This fact made the Italian swell up with jealousy.

“I hope you are not lying about me again, Lila Rossi. Like you always do.”

“What do you want with me? I swear I didn’t say anything else about you.”

“Aw, Lila. Don’t recognize me?”

Maria flickers and Ladybug is in her place and later, the Marinette that appeared in her bedroom and back to normal.

“You! How? Why are you here? Why can’t you leave me alone?”

“Why not? I mean you did take away nearly all my friends, my parents and made my life a living hell. If you think about it, I am just repaying you the same favor. How are the others? Treating you well?”

“What did you do to me, you bitch?”

“I just put a curse on you. The ghosts of your past will haunt you until you stop.”

“Stop what?”

“Stop Lying, Liar. They all feed and grow in power from your lies. I wonder what would happen in a few years if you kept this up.”

“You think you can get away with this. This is war and I have already beaten you once.”

“Oh Rossi. This isn’t a war. It’s a death sentence.” With that she disappears.

Lila tries to tell her class that MT is actually Marinette. She is met with crazy looks. Some of them look like they want to believe her but don't because they don’t want to look crazy too.

Oh. Adrien wasn’t on the trip because his mother didn’t want him to go to the crime capital of America although the crime rate has gone down a little due to Hellbat curing some of the city’s bad energy..

Right after Lila told the class about MT, Scarecrow came to steal some Wayne tech and the class got caught in the crossfire. So later, it was brushed off as Lila seeing things due to the fear toxins.

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Joker made the mistake of kidnapping her. Once was enough to never try that again.

(It involved the use of nearly all of the Miraculouses, old and new. He was thoroughly humiliated at the end of it and his picture by the time Hellbat was done with him was on the Batfam’s Christmas Card. Like I said she doesn’t kill but making them beg for death was okay.)

It coincided with Jason’s Birthday and the video of the incident was ‘the best birthday present ever.’ The uncensored version was watched at the next undead siblings bonding day. Damian included.

After hearing a few rumours about what happened, most criminals were glad for Hellbat’s rare appearances. (which happens once a month and during really busy time of the year)

There was a time where Penguin was carrying out one of their plans and when Hellbat showed up, all of their thugs surrendered instantly. (No Batman did not pout at the fact that this French girl was more imitating than him.)

Scarecrow used his newest batch of fear toxin on her during the first year after she died.

He was astounded to see her still standing and she later proceeded to beat the crap out of him while being under the toxin’s influences.

He has tried to stay out of her way since then.

She saw Scarecrow as Hawkmoth and said a lot of things in French which scared everyone because she said it with so much hate, anger and in a very menacing tone that everyone is like ‘I am not touching this.’

It took Red Hood and Nightwing to restrain her from further beating Scarecrow up.

He was one of the people who sympathised with the Joker after the Incident.

The next was Riddler being so arrogant in his plans and managed to get Hellbat and Spoiler into a death trap.

“You know I have a few regrets in life. And my final one is that I got captured and am now going to get killed by a walking fashion disaster.”

“Hey! I made this myself. I will have, you know.”

“You have a brilliant mind but no sense of fashion at all. When I get out of here, I am going to burn that thing with you in it, for your crimes against fashion.”

“What is wrong with it?”

Cue a lot of roasting of Riddler’s costume and Spoiler adding more fuel to the fire.

They manage to escape while Riddler is crying on the floor, having an existential crisis.

The thing was no one knows why Riddler was silent the entire week after encountering Hellbat and crying when anyone mentions it.

They now think Hellbat is the scariest one in the Batfamily, second to Batman and tied with Black Bat/Orphan.

The few who find out what really happened in the warehouse that night. Blackmail material on the Riddler.

Three ( four if you count Penguin) of Gotham’s biggest villains of the Rogues Gallery scared of Bats’ newest addition. Hellbat was not someone they wanted to mess with.

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Magic crisis stuff. Like a world ending event thing. Dr. Fate says they need the Miraculous jewels but the last mention of them had been in Paris a few years ago and had vanished since then.

Costantine looked at Batman. “You know who you have to call.”

Batman calls Hellbat. Who hasn’t been introduced yet to the JL.

“Ah. Bats. Not that I question your authority or anything but how can your newest ‘ward’ help us?”

She takes off her helmet and reveals her face and more importantly, her earrings.

Tikki comes out of her hiding place.

“I am the current Guardian of the Miracle Box and wielder of the Ladybug miraculous during Hawkmoth’s reign in Paris a few years ago. Any other Questions?”

“Oh great Guardian. Tikki. It is an honour to meet you.”-Wonder Woman, who else.

“You too, Princess Diana. Pass on my regards to your mother.”-Tikki

A huge face-off and the big evil is defeated.

WW asks abt HM and gives a horrified face at the end of her story. Nearly everyone who eavesdropped on the conversation was.

"Forgive me, Guardian for not aiding you in your hour of need.”

“It’s okay. I understand that there are other crises, world-ending ones that JL have to take care of. I am better now. Mostly.”

“I doubt it with those revenge schemes I found lying around. But she is getting there with her therapist.”-Batman

“I hate you, Dad.”

“Did you just call him Dad?”

“No….”

“Do you see me as a father figure?”

“I see you as a nuisance with how nosy you are with my personal business. So you are more of a bother figure.”

“I see you as part of the family too, Daughter.” (Got that reference anyone?)

“Jason was the one who adopted me.”

“Legally you are adopted by me.”

Maria with Pikachu surprised face because nobody told her that. “My life is a lie.”

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(Part 5)

[dangermousie]

Top 5 danmei antagonists ;)

The funny thing is I am someone who usually has very little investment or interest in antagonists, for whatever reason. There are people writing War and Peace level screeds against them, or on the contrary drooling, and I am to the side kinda going "huh."

I find something like the mob in MXTX or Meatbun works a lot more scary and compelling concept tbh.

But here are a few that made the cut, in no order.

Jun Wu, TCGF - a broken idealist is a terrifying thing, and if he's mad, who can blame him. The fact that his obsession with breaking Xie Lian is tinged with some sort of beyond twisted sense of closeness is the cherry on top of the twisted sundae.

Shi Mei 0.5 aka Hua Binan, 2ha - not for anything he's done (though he destroyed a whole universe and started on the second) but for his mental space which is truly terrifying to me. His conversation with CWN where he's not mocking but genuinely believes that his hands are clean because all the bad deeds are committed by Taxian Jun i.e., his literal puppet is...my skin tried to crawl inside my body at his sincere conviction. There is the fact that so much of 2ha is driven by the concept of if you treat someone as non-human and other, they will treat you that way also (HB has dehumanized everyone, including people who were good to him AND as low on the power hierarchy - his almost rape of CWN is a scene of him explicitly not seeing CWN as a person but just a thing he wants; his "I am observing a lab experiment" with Mo Ran during flower insertion is a scene that freaks me out the most in that pretty gruesome book) and HB is a true example of it - "if you don't see me as a member of your race, same" is his motto. When you treat people that way, you create your own monsters. I dislike HB immensely but it's such a cool concept.

Daddy in Nan Chan - I don't even want to look up his name, but it's the monstrous boundless selfishness tied into all that power, and craving for absolute obedience in his absolute sword. His torture of JL in that sarcophagus for the sin of love is still one of the most horrifying things out there.

Taxian Jun, 2ha - OK this is cheating, to use two characters from the same book, but I don't care. I love that TXJ is both the antagonist and the protagonist, that he committed some of the worst atrocities in the novel - both against the world and Chu Wanning, our other main character - and that he's also the biggest victim. I love so much where Meatbun went with it.

The Emperor, Sha Po Lang - he's not a bad person; he's a weak, insecure person in the wrong place and shows how this is just as bad.

[zhuilingyizhen]

The Juniors’ reaction to one of them getting badly hurt , either on a night hunt or a battle. No death though.

yes, but first, level of medical skill:

Sizhui carries around the equivalent of a first aid kit in the cultivation world around at all times bc one of the others or him getting hurt isn’t an unusual occurrence.

Zizhen is probably the most medically able of the four of them. He knows what herbs will help burns, what painkillers you need, and how to make a crutch for broken bones. He teaches that last one to the others in case they ever end up breaking a bone & are alone.

Ljy is useless with wounds. He’s not a fan of blood or severed limbs, but knows enough to help others. Somehow though, he can’t tell how bad his own wounds are. Like “oh, my arm isn’t supposed to be bent that way??” His pain tolerance is high.

A Ling isn’t great either w/ health. He can bandage wounds and maybe do basic first aid?

Now, onto hurt:

I’m assuming this all happens when they’re on night hunts

Gonna use lsz as an example, but the reaction of each junior is about the same:

When Sizhui gets hurt badly, it does not ever end well, because he usually has their shared brain cell and without him everyone usually goes downhill.

Jingyi freaks out with one of the others out of commission, and he’s useless with wounds so he mostly worries while Zizhen attempts to tend to the wound.

Jin Ling, being the second to most incompetent, will help oyzz but he can’t look at wound.

After oyzz does whatever he can, they’ll attempt to get whoever is injured back to wherever is closest. Ljy and jl tends to argue a lot more whenever oyzz or lsz are hurt (out of stress) so they’ll argue about where to go and possibly get into a physical fight, depending on whether or not someone can calm them down.

They usually take the swords bc when you have flying swords, use them.

Meanwhile, lsz is in pain and confused about wth is going on and oh they’re flying-

If he is conscious, he’ll actively try to hide the fact that he feels like he’s gonna die or is in extreme amounts of pain.

It doesn’t work, though it does make the others worry more.

“A Yuan, you almost got your arm severed, there no way you’re okay.”

Now, onto their resident medic getting hurt

This never ends well, bc oyzz has to guide lsz into patching him up.

Jl & ljy react about the same, but lsz gets almost irrationally scared whenever someone else gets hurt

He’ll pretend to stay calm for the others’ sake but internally he’s having a breakdown.

Honestly I think the aftermath is more painful for them then the actual injury, but eventually they’ll learn to deal with it

When either jl or ljy or lsz get hurt, it usually isn’t as worrying to lsz can trust that oyzz can heal them.

But also lsz is an extreme mother hen. He brings out the first aid stuf and refuses to leave whoever is hurt’s side. Not even to sleep.

Tbh they’re all very reluctant to leave each other’s side but lsz gets really bad survivor’s guilt (no one dies, but you get the idea). I hc him as being very self-sacrificial.

Some extra notes:

After whatever injury has healed, the group will start night hunting again but tell whoever was hurt to stay back more or act overly protective.

Emotional hurt is dealt with a little differently, but oyzz is obviously the best at comfort, with lsz as a very close second. Ljy’s good at comforting ppl he’s close to, but jl?? Is absolutely useless at it.

The only person he could read was his uncle (who would probably refuse comfort), and now you expect him to be able to be able to comfort three more ppl??

(He gets decent at it eventually. Eventually.)

[evasive-anon]

Damian from Dceased would be a cool pre-existing option for this prompt. I know DC vs Vampires is more popular on tumblr and probably in general but please let me lore dump on this.

In his last appearance DCeased: War of the Undead Gods #8 Damian's just turned 18, he's lost almost all members of the batfam (Alfred and Cass I think are still kicking, Steph is an unknown because Damian begged Talia to take her to a pit when she was dying and he never finds out what happened to her) and he likes aborbs the life equation from Cyborg and sacrifices himself to save the galaxy from the anti-life equation zombies. Any death moment is a great excuse to isekai someone is what anime taught me so it seems like it'd work.

Notable facts from the Dceased timeline that could be tasty angst food for showing up in the past:

At the start of Dceased, Damian and Alfred lose everyone super quickly. Basically the anti-life virus infected people through the internet so Babs, Dick, and Tim all are turned about immediately. Dick and Tim are at the manor and start attacking Alfred, Bruce intervenes and saves Alfred but gets infected in the process. Alfred ends up having to kill all 3 of them with his shotgun which gives Alfred super PTSD (panel below is one of Alfred's nightmares afterwards).

Before he dies, Bruce gives Alfred a package and letter for Damian. The package? A batman costume in Damian's size and the letter basically says the mantle is his job now. (lowkey wtf bruce why do your last words to your kid gotta be batman related omg.) Since Damian was with the supers when this started his story and the justice league's are pretty intertwined but on a high level, he becomes Batman gets reunited with Steph who becomes his Robin (this dynamic SLAPS).

Damian also made his way back to the batcave at one point and found that Jason must have beaten him there because Bruce, Dick, and Tim are now buried and this is where this iconic panel comes in:

I think this moment is key, because if you want a Damian who particularly moved by Jason finding him Dceased Damian has good reason. In this moment he realizes he may at least still have one brother alive in this world, but tragically, the world is doing VERY bad. The JL determines fleeing the planet is their best option. They setup some space ships in key cities around the world for a survivor exodus, and to Damian's Jason does not show up to any.

Unbeknownst to him, Jason and Cass are actually together and alive but defending a orphanage alongside Rose Wilson, Mary Marvel, and Commissioner Gordon. They didn't have any transportation that could get them and the kids all to a ship by launch time so they had to hunker down unless they intended to abandon some of the orphans.

5 years later, the JL ends up coming back to Earth and Jason and Damian do end up reuniting, Jason tells him Bruce was right to make him Batman and Damian freaks out cause Jason actually got married. He also finds out Cass is alive. Its like a happy moment before things go downhill again.

And they go downhill very quickly, Constantine enlists the help of Jason, Damian, Rose, Cass, and Swamp Thing to go on an adventure to get the spear of destiny and go the Rock of Eternity and while at the second location an infected Capt Marvel Jr (Freddy) kills Jason before Cass takes the staff from Shazam and uses her newfound lightning powers to kill Freddy.

Rose is super upset to have her husband killed in front of her (TWICE THANKS TO HER BEING ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE) and Damian is pissed that the family he JUST got back is now dead.

Damian gets extra pissed when Constantine doesn't even apologize for getting his brother killed after promising him no one would die. Why not apologize? John reveals he literally bamboozled Damian into giving support for his plan with the loophole of only promising to not kill anyone who wasn't ALREADY dead. lmfao. Damian did at least deck him for it but like the absolute audacity, but GOD Constantine was so funny and out of line on that.

Honestly that sums up all the batfam deaths prior to Damian's own. But his final panels go INSANELY HARD. He's literally like you took my family and I'm gonna take you out. Peak Batman vibes. Usually I hate Damian being the one with the mantle but I think it really worked in this run.

Prompt:

Damian, who has just lost the last member of his family, goes off the deep end and, in a fit of violent rage, goes tumbling through a portal and back in time.

Jason doesn’t know how the scary guy with the gunshot wound became his problem but he’s not heartless enough to leave him to bleed out beside some dumpster in Crime Alley.

[trensu]

Episode 34: The One where Detective Wangxian is on the Case!

WWX IS RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE!!

From Fairy the wonder dog, lol. The pupper just looks so pleased to be chasing after wwx.

Poor wwx gets himself cornered tho and jin ling looks all smug about it, the little brat

OMG I AM D Y I N G

Wwx: LAN ZHAN HELP MEEEEE

Lwj: *backflips into the scene with his scabbard held high totally ready to throw down with a kid*

Chill out, lwj, the kid’s like twelve

And as soon as lwj places himself in front of wwx to protect him from the big bad kid, wwx LATCHES ON TO HIM, 

GRIPPING LWJ’S SHOULDERS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT

AND HE’S ALL PRESSED UP AGAINST HIS BACK 

AHHHHHHHH

But lol, jin ling seems to seriously be weighing his options here?

Like, hmm, this is the great hanguang-jun so my odds aren’t the best but i got fairy the wonder dog and also my dad’s awesome Magic Ghost-Busting sword so…

Wwx: i’m so glad you’re here!

This is when lwj notices that wwx is actually cowering from the dog, not the child, and lwj levels a glare at the dog. Like, he really Glares at fairy.

Fairy NOPES right out of there bc animals have better self-preservation instincts than humans

Jin ling lets out this cute little gasp when fairy ditches him and then he glares at lwj

(pretty ballsy move coming from a kid, tbh)

Lwj, obvs, is completely unfazed and just gives him a cold stare in return

THEN JIN LING POUTS LIKE THE ADORABLE BRAT HE IS AND KICKS AT SOME BASKETS BEFORE STORMING OFF

LOVE THAT KID

(i mean, if i met a kid like that irl i’d probably hate his spoiled little guts, BUT BC THIS IS MAKE-BELIEVE I CAN ENJOY HIS BRATTY BEHAVIOR LOLOLOL)

Once the dog is gone, wwx makes this nervous little giggle (SO FREAKING CUTE) and peels himself off of lwj

Pretty sure lwj is like wait no come back, but like internally bc god forbid he express himself verbally

Wwx goes back to the mountebank and starts interrogating him about Plot Things

We’re gonna ignore all that chitchat and just watch his pretty face get all animated in detective mode

*dreamy sigh* wwx, so pretty so pretty

Lwj hasn’t stopped staring at him this whole time either! I FEEL YOU BRO

AHHHH WE SEE NHS BEING ALL MR. KNOW-NOTHING

“I DON’T KNOW, I DON’T KNOW, I REALLY DON’T KNOW. PLEASE DON’T ASK ME ME. I REALLY DON’T KNOW ANYTHING.”

LOVE THAT GUY

GIVE HIM AN ANCIENT FANTASY CHINA OSCAR.

Now we’re in a forest! This is MUCH better than the last time we were in a forest!!

OUR BOYS ARE WALKING SIDE BY SIDE TOGETHER LIKE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE AND I AM OVERJOYED

They’re chatting about the nie bros, like omg can’t believe nhs is sect leader and his big brother dropped dead???

SUDDENLY THERE’S BARKING!

Wwx: DOG!!

AND IMMEDIATELY DUCKS BEHIND LWJ, GRIPPING HIS UPPER ARMS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

HE’S MAKING HIMSELF ALL SMALL BEHIND HIS HANDSOME HEROIC SOULMATE WHO WILL DEF PROTECT HIM FROM ALL THE BIG MEAN DOGS IN THE WORLD

Lwj: wei ying, there’s no dogs here

Omg wwx is clinging so close that his chin brushes up against lwj’s shoulder aND I AM SWOONING

Oh, but he lets go, all embarrassed and awkward

Lwj gives him a Look

Wwx: don’t look at me like that

Lwj: why are you afraid of dogs?

Wwx: don’t ask me why either

HE SOUNDS SO CUTE AND SULKY SAYING THAT AND HE’S GOT A LITTLE POUT

AND I’M JUST LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE

Lwj is a perfect gentleman tho bc he just accepts that wwx doesn’t want to talk about the dog thing and goes on ahead

But before lwj can get even 3 steps away, wws LUNGES for him and grabs his arm

Wwx: lan zhan! Alright, i’ll tell you, i’ll say it

He says this like lwj twisted his arm and forced him to or smth lol

Wwx: i was a street kid when i was little and often had to fight stray dogs for food

POOR BB!WWX :( :( :(

Wwx: thankfully jfm took me to lotus pier but he also made jc send away his puppers, just like i made jin ling do…

Wwx: they really live up to their blood; he hates me so much. Just like jc.

HE SOUNDS SO SADDDD

And then he sighs like resigned to the fact that his brother will hate him forever??? WHICH HURTS ME SO MUCH, LET MY YUNMENG BROS RECONCILE AND BE HAPPY, DAMN IT

Wwx: lan zhan, let’s go

2 seconds later he hears barking again

Wwx freAKING YANKS LWJ IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN COWERS BEHIND HIM IN THE MOST ADORABLE WAY

Wwx: that really is a dog, right??

HE CLINGS SO TIGHTLY TO LWJ’S ARMS, I CAN’T

Lwj: it’s still far. Why are you hiding?

He asks like he's not absolutely LOVING having wwx cling to him

We get a wonderful close up shot of wwx’s face here, so please take a moment to admire it (so pretty, so pretty, i love him!!)

Wwx: just let me hide!!

Lwj: *lets him hide* it sounds like jin ling’s wonder dog. It’s barking, something must’ve happened

Wwx: let’s...let’s take a look?

Awww, wwx stutters that out and he’s all pale with fear but he’s still willing to go investigate BC HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HIS NEPHEW IS SAFE DESPITE THE BIG SCARY DOG

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Wwx: h-hanguang jun, move. How can i move if you don’t move?

BC HE’S STILL ALL CROUCHED BEHIND HIM, SO CUTE SO CUTE

Lwj purses his lips here and looks back at wwx

Lwj: let go of me first

It comes off as kind of annoyed BUT WE ALL KNOW HE’S JUST UPSET THAT WWX IS GONNA HAVE TO UN-CLING FROM HIM

And now we get beautiful close up shots of wwx’s hands gripped ever so tightly on lwj’s fancy white outer robes and watch as they very reluctantly loosen and let go

He’s laughing all nervously aND CRINKLES HIS NOSE WITH A BASHFUL SMILE AND I’M GONNA DIE FROM THE CUTE OMG

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HAVE I MENTIONED?? BC I DO. SO VERY MUCH.

As soon as lwj forges ahead, wwx grabs him by the shoulders again and follows close behind lol

Oh great, more fog in a forest

Wwx: this is a disorientation trap! It must’ve been set by a human

Lwj: looks like the legends of walker ridge are not unfounded

(oh yeah, plot thing about a man-eating ridge which is why we’re in the forest)

Wwx: lan zhan look!

AND NOW WE GET TO WATCH THEM WORK TOGETHER

I LOVE WATCHING THEM WORK TOGETHER

LOOK AT THEM BEING BEAUTIFUL AND IN LOVE AND DETECTIVE-ING ALL OVER THE PLACE

And now we’re at a mysterious creepy bunker in the middle of the forest!

Fairy barks again and wwx hides behind lwj AGAIN and everything IS GREAT

Wwx: why can i hear the dog but not see it???

Lwj: the disorientation trap must be keeping it out

Wwx: would jin ling be kept out by the trap too??

Lwj: nah, if jin ling were out, the dog wouldn’t be freaking out

Wwx: makes sense *does that nose tap thing THAT I LOVE* sooo how do we get in?

Lwj goes to investigate and wwx lunges for him again

Wwx: ah! Lan zhan, wait for me!!

I AM LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS

Our boys find that the bunker’s been busted open and figure that jin ling must’ve done it so they go inside to look for him

We hear screechy noises of resentful energy

Oh no! Wwx gets all woozy from it!

Lwj: how is it?

Wwx: noisy

HE KEEPS HAVING TO PAUSE TO CATCH HIMSELF, MY POOR SUNSHINE BOY

Oh, he pulls out the evil-detecting compass to help guide them through the bunker

Following the compass, following the compass, compass tick tick ticks away

BLADES SHRINE

WE’VE ARRIVED AT THE BLADES SHRINE

Wwx starts calling out for his nephew and he and lwj start cracking open caskets like graverobbers, shame on them!

Wwx: weird. Why are they all blades?

GUQIN TIME

I LOVE GUQIN TIME

IT’S INQUIRY GUQIN TIME!! EVEN MORE FUN!!!

Wwx gets all excited: you’re associating with the spirit?

Lwj: *nods* he’s here

Wwx: ask him for me - what is this place, what is it for, built by whom?

Omg wwx take it easy, one question at a time plz

Ofc lwj just goes ahead and does exactly as his wei ying asks him

The guqin lets out a couple of notes from the spirit (FOREVER THE COOLEST WAY TO COMMUNE WITH SPIRITS)

Wwx: what did he say?

Lwj: idk

Wwx: ??????

Lwj: the spirit said ‘i don’t know’

Wwx: good for you lan zhan, you even know how to make me speechless now

Lwj keeps playing his guqin for answers

EEEEEEEEEE WWX JUST CLIMBS UP AND PLOPS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE COFFIN THAT’S HOLDING LWJ’S GUQIN AND JUST SCOOTS HIMSELF CLOSER TO LWJ

I LOVE MY SUNSHINE BOY

So they keep interrogating the spirit and find out that the spirit knows nothing

Wwx: a spirit confined here and he knows nothing? It’s the first time i’ve ever seen a spirit like that

Wwx: lan zhan, could the spirit be...nhs?

HE SAYS WITH A HUGE SUNNY SMILE ON HIS FACE AAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Wwx: lol jk, don’t mind me. Lan zhan, how about asking it’s gender. He should know this

Lwj: male

Wwx: FINALLY a decent answer

They keep asking questions and determine that jin ling is in fact in the room even tho they haven’t seen him anywhere!

Wwx: could the spirit be lying??

Lwj: i’m here. He can’t lie.

Look, i know he means it bc spirits can’t lie through inquiry or whatever but i LOVE the implication that people simply cannot lie in the presences of the great hanguang jun

Lwj starts guqin’ing again while wwx searches the blades shrine again

We get a shot from outside the bunker and see the robes of a ~mysterious figure~

Ooooh, and we get an absolutely GORGEOUS close up shot of lwj’s eye (lovin that eyebrow, man) as he listens to the spirit’s response

Wwx: what did you ask him?

Lwj: his age and where he’s from

Wwx: what did he say?

Lwj: 16, lanling

WORRIED UNCLE!WWX (also, i guess jl is not twelve, but whatever)

Aaaanndd we find out jin ling is inside the wall of the blades shrine!

Lwj goes and cuts the wall to pieces with bichen like a badass

And wwx immediately starts digging his little nephew out

HE’S SO WORRIED FOR HIM

He’s calling his name out and lwj goes and gives the boy some spiritual energy since he’s all unconscious from being stuck in a wall

Lol while lwj is doing that, wwx grabs bichen and starts poking it into the dirt

Seems kinda disrespectful to bichen, if you ask me...but lwj and bichen don’t seem to mind so whatever

Wwx gets all woozy from the resentful spiritual energy again

He’s starting to piece things together when jin ling suddenly wakes up (kinda)

Jin ling like, zombie-walks himself back into the wall

Lwj and wwx look at each other like what the heck??

They decide they probably shouldn’t stick around so get out of the bunker

They spot someone running away from the area and wwx is like go catch them, lan zhan!

Lwj: i’ll go. You and jin ling…

And wwx is all, i’ll get him out of here and we can meet up at the tavern after

Lwj stares at him BC HE DOESN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIS SIDE, HE JUST GOT HIM BACK LAST EPISODE!!

But wwx is like, lan zhan go catch the bad guy before he gets away!

Wwx: i’ll be there. Lan zhan, take care

Chase scene!

Huh, nhs is pretty nimble on his feet, isn’t he?

Lwj chucks bichen at him but only manages to slice off a piece of his robes

THAT’S SOME NICE LOOKING FABRIC THO

I’D BE MAD AS HELL IF SOMEONE CARELESSLY SLICED UP MY GOOD FABRIC LIKE THAT OMG

Oooh, wwx got jin ling back to his room and noticed a curse mark on jin ling’s leg

He pulls open jl’s robes to see if the mark spread to his chest (it hasn’t)

Ofc jin ling wakes up just as wwx finishes doing that

Jl: whAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES

Good boy, jl, that is exactly how you should react if some strange guy tries to undress you when you’re unconscious

Wwx: why are you freaking out bro, i just saved you from that man-eating wall

And jl is all IMMA KILL YOU!!

And wwx is like been there done that, don’t really want a repeat…

Wwx sees jl’s jade lotus pendant and asks him about it

Jl: my mother left me this! Don’t touch it!!

See, jl is such a brat but then these little moments happen and i just want to hug him and bundle him up in blankets and make him hot chocolate…

HE’S SO STARVED FOR LOVING FAMILY AND AFFECTION, THAT POOR KID ;_;

We get a flashback to jyl giving wwx a similar pendant and wwx clutches at his robes in AGONY at the memory

Lol

Jl uses this moment to put on his boots and FUCKING BOOK IT RIGHT OUTTA THERE

GOOD FOR YOU KID, GOOD FOR YOU

DEF THE RIGHT RESPONSE AFTER ALMOST GETTING UNDRESSED BY SOME STRANGE MASKED DUDE

Cut to street view, wwx is wandering around trying to find jin ling but instead he hears jc’s voice and dives for the first hiding place he can find

LOL I LOVE LISTENING TO JC AND JL INTERACT

Jc is scolding jl ofc

Jl: don’t grab me like that, i’m not a 3yo!!

Jc: you think i can’t discipline you now?? EVEN IF YOU’RE 30, I CAN STILL DISCIPLINE YOU

Omg this is freaking hilarious, i love these two

Then jc asks him where Fairy is

Wwx is all smug thinking to himself: lan zhan must have driven it away

And the world is like, PSYCH FAIRY’S ACTUALLY RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU

Wwx almost avoided a jc encounter

He would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling dog

At least we get to see jc use zidian. I love zidian.

We get a big reveal scene and jc finds out that mo xuanyu is Wei Wuxian, surprise!!

Oh no, sad/angry yunmeng bro time (I MISS MY HAPPY YUNMENG BRO TIMES, GIVE THOSE BACK)

They’re back at an inn or whatever and jc is really just tearing into wwx

We’re not gonna go into detail except for this bit - 

Jc: 16 years...and lan wangji STILL wants to protect you

He’s so mad

It’s giving me Emotions™

Jc: maybe he’s not doing this to protect you. Someone with such integrity couldn’t possibly tolerate you. Maybe he had a deal with the guy who saved you.

Wwx: JC! Watch your language!

LOOK AT HIM DEFEND HIS SOULMATE FROM SLANDER

Yikes, they keep arguing and jfc they really know how to hit where it hurts, don’t they?

A wild Jin Ling appears!!

He lies through his teeth to JC. like yeah, i totally saw wen ning in an abandoned shack really really far away from here, for real :D

Now jin ling is in charge of guarding wwx after jc ties him up with zidian (seriously the COOLEST spiritual tool)

Jin ling takes it right off 

I LOVE THAT THE ZIDIAN LISTENS TO JIN LING OMG

We get a lot of fun uncle wwx and nephew jin ling interaction here bc jin ling helps wwx escape into the forest

Oh look, another moment that makes me like jin ling

He helps wwx escape since wwx saved him from the killer wall

He has honor!

Also wwx apologizes to jl here for that time he stuck his foot in his mouth way back at the start of the series

Wwx demonstrates his A+ acting skills by pretending to have been caught by jc and jl whirls around in a panic and wwx knocks him out

He inspects the curse mark on jl and is all, hmmm, can’t undo that curse rn but i can totally transfer it onto myself to save my nephew

And that’s the end of the episode!

LOOK AT ALL THE QUALITY WANGXIANTICS WE GOT!!!

THANK GOD, WE DEF DESERVE IT AFTER ALL THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE WE ENDURED IN THE LAST FEW EPISODES

*hugs episode to their chest, sobbing* I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, DON’T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN

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[valdrift]

hi its 3am and i wrote down dnd au shit that im putting under cut bc its. long

pre-canon is mostly the same with minor differences bc d&d magic at play

 jyl and jzx die but they're ok bc true resurrection baby. maybe it takes them a while to be resurrected bc, at the time, resurrection is a fairly new spell/VERY expensive (requires diamonds worth 25k gp in game)/no one was high enough level to cast the spell and also the spell is taxing on the caster/resurrection is taboo (not sure abt that one). anyways they live and raise jl :) jc is still angry but for different reasons and he's also Not As Angry and misses his brother. wwx doesn't know that jyl/jzx lived

wwx doesn't die. during the bloodbath of nightless city, he manages to destroy one half of the stygian tiger seal but before he can destroy the other, the siege on the burial mounds happens. he planeshifts to the 9 hells to escape taking the remaining half with him. such spells were completely unknown at the time and were of wwx's invention so ppl just assumed he died/killed himself. he stays in hell for 13 years (part cultivating his powers/part thinking he deserves it) before finally returning to the material plane thx to mxy

during those 13 years, ppl definitely try to reach him. BUT considering he's on another plane of existence, they often fail. communication spells like sending usually fail but Some do reach him, though he thinks he's just going crazy or it's just wishful thinking. (jyl successfully sends him a message like "a-xian? are you there? …well, wherever you are, i hope you're ok. i miss you. i love you. we all do. please come back." and wwx thinks it isn't real. he DEFINITELY cries when he finds out it actually was real and he wasn't losing his mind in hell)

REGARDING WWX'S POWERS: no one has done it like him!! forming a pact with a fiend was practically unheard of/extremely taboo and the fact that he managed to outgrow his patron in terms of power (lvl 20 baby) is something in of itself. wwx is like The First Warlock Ever and after his "death" many others tried to follow in his footsteps, however no one came even close in terms of power. xy maybe but fuck that guy lol

MXY LIVES!!! bc of reasons he manages to get his hands on a deck of many things from the jin vault (perhaps nhs had a hand in it :eyes:) and draws a wish card on the first try (Very Lucky). he uses that card to essentially wish a pact with the yiling patriarch into existence and over in hell wwx is like "hey wtf is going on" and pops into mxy's shed to see what's up

wq also lives!! jgs covered up her death and wn and her bust out of jinlintai when wwx calls

CURRENT-CANON:

mxy and wwx have a patron/ward relationship. wwx Knows he's not like his own patron and has no desire for mxy's soul or w/e so he's just "yea fine i guess i'll be your evil teacher :/"

wtf is wwx's patron anyway lol…..maybe it's a demon/fiendish entity that resided in the burial mounds that wwx formed a pact with to survive. it probably hangs out on another plane of existence and was partly responsible for his deteriorating mental state.

at mo manor, the mo family dies without mxy or wwx rlly having to do anything. mxy uses his fledgling warlock skills to help out the lan juniors with the arm. lwj shows up after and wwx's like AH FUCK and dips with mxy following after him

wwx uses mask of many faces to disguise himself in his humansona (bc like. he's a tiefling and also very recognizable, being the yiling patriarch and all no biggie) and has bonding moments with mxy. mxy realizes that wwx is not actually evil incarnate; he's actually a fucking dumbass ESPECIALLY when the man starts talking about lwj. (idk how this plays in but I want wwx to complain abt lwj like "i used to be taller than him, now we're the same height?? bullshit >:(" bc i am spreading my short lwj propaganda)

mxy and wwx run into jl at some point. wwx is like :'( when he finds out who it is, jl is a baby homophobe and mxy is like I Will Tell Your Mother to which wwx goes WHAT. BACK UP bc surprise, jyl's actually alive! while he's reeling with this information, mxy drags him away

at dafan mountain, mxy and wwx help out the juniors with the goddess statue. wwx summons wn and jc is like HEY WAIT A SECOND. he goes to hit wwx with zidian (still has the ability to knock possessive spirits but it also has dispel magic, not good for wwx's disguise!) however mxy deflects it with *fjord critical role voice* Eldritch Blast earning lwj's respect. anyways lwj takes both mxy and wwx back to the cloud recesses; mxy doesn't see what's the big deal, wwx is freaking out and Desperately wants to planeshift out of there but he has a ward now and disappearing like that would mean the jigs up considering no one else can planeshift

at the cloud recesses, mxy ditches wwx with lwj so the two can have a Talk to go chill. lwj is like "wei ying drop the humansona i know it's you" and wwx goes :O well. after, mxy comes back and is like "ok so here's the deal with the arm" and spills what he knows abt jgy and what he did and the 3 of them head off to get evidence

I Do Not Remember much of their whole like journey to piece nmj's body back together but it'd probably go much faster with mxy alive and knowledgeable to jgy's shit

wangxian are still gay and stupid

idk abt yi city but songxiao and a-qing get a better ending and xy eats shit

there will def be a yunmeng sib reunion.

POST-CANON:

pulling a page from cql, lwj is chief cultivator but only so he can like. actually do some good then once he's done dismantles the position or smth so he can live out his house husband dreams with wwx

wwx still goes on that journey so he can relearn what it's like to be a person in society and not someone hated and demonized. also he lived in literal hell for 13 years, dude needs time to process that. but u KNOW when he comes back, he's eloping with lwj

with all the pieces of nmj's body back together, nhs true resurrects him :)

NOTES:

wen clan are a mix of tiefling and human, with direct members being tiefling

lsz and ljy are human, jl is half-elf (half-triton), and ozz is a tabaxi (catboy rights!!)

wwx definitely used mask of many faces to entertain a-yuan in the burial mounds by disguising himself as whoever a-yuan asked. (disguises himself as lwj at their dinner date bc a-yuan said so and lwj is like Fuck…….He Would Make Such A Good Father…………)

[swampythesweetsketch]

1. True

2. He is an emotional punching bag to the team, and it's horrifically implied that Batman also abused/neglected him in his training to become Robin. The most glaring implication of Batman's disregard for Robin is the dream sequence in the movie when Batman freaking CHUCKED HIM OFF A BUILDING WHEN HIS JL BUDDIES WEREN'T IMPRESSED.

3. He got pranked by his team into thinking his parents were alive. I know Starfire isn't a Earth native, but Cyborg and Beast Boy were in on it and they should've known better.

4. The episode he went back to the Batcave/Wayne Manor with the team, it was left in the same condition he left it. And it's awful. Terrible. A near empty save for the few items he trained with, clumps of whatever to sleep on. He even points out the drain he cried into.

He may be a huge cringefail like the rest of the team but ffs he's going through a lot.

Hell at least he's on the same level as the other Titans AND has a fully furnished room he can comfortably live in. Unlike a certain batass who made his room a literal closet/shower room and does not care for the kid the moment his coworkers didn't give two shits.

I know y'all are gonna call me crazy for this

But Teen Titans Go Robin is my little meow meow.

[miyu-hyperfixates]

Yiling Wei Association AU

(with Wei Yuan and A-Qing wearing the white one and Xue Yang, Mo Xuanyu and Wei Wuxian wearing the black one)

Yes it’s the kind of AU where WWX ended up picking a lot of stray along the way

And in order to appease the mass, wwx made an official statement, “There are no more Wens in Yiling”

that’s because they are called “Wei” now... though none of them consulted wwx before deciding to take his name... he didn’t know where the idea originated from, but there would be hell to pay once he’ll found them! (Somewhere in Qinghe, NHS is sneezing)

LWJ kept visiting Yiling because he had “night-hunts nearby” (guess the last night-hunt got pretty difficult because he ended up staying)

LWJ wears the white motif, except the lotus and cloud are switched

WWX has to keep telling people that it’s not a freaking sect

It’s basically a sect but let’s call it an “association” to make him happy

Anyone can enter the Yiling Wei Association, even if they are already affiliated, it is basically just somewhere they can hang out (surrounded by friendly fierce corpses ) and promote/organize inter-sect collaboration

But because the living condition in the Burial Mounds is atrocious, everyone who visits has to bring their own accommodation (food, tents, table and stuffs) so after a few times, they just decided to build themselves a house there. And they’ll pay “the rent” by basically offering food and other types of useful stuffs to the Burial Mounds residents. 

Since it’s not a sect there is no official motif and everyone can wear whatever they please, in fact even WWX doesn’t where the hell this motif lotus/cloud/red circle came from,  *cough* NHS *cough* but somehow everyone on Burial Mound started wearing it

Then somehow  words got around that there was actually a rule code about the motif for all the outer disciples non-burial mound resident: the center clan motif represents the sect they feel the most affiliated with and the small surrounding motifs are for the secondary sect [like through marriage or because the other parents came from there]... In fact the only “official” sign of the Yiling Wei association is the red blackish circle that represent WWX [the brighter red actually stands for the Wen who are hiding in plain sight] 

Of course wwx doesn’t notice anything and by the time he did everybody visiting Burial already got their own Yiling Wei Association motif and appointed him.

JGY was sent at some point by JGS to spy in this dangerous upstart sect association

Three months in and MY decided to say fuck it and officially started living there, because at least here he was appreciated for his work. As an inner disciple burial mound resident, MY wears the same white motif as A-Yuan, except instead of two clouds he got one cloud and one beast [the Nie clan motif]

Strangely enough after MY started living there, both NMJ and LXC started to visit quite frequently to “check in”

NHS wanted to have a fan instead of the Nie beast in the middle of his association motif because it was more aesthetic than the Nie beast one, but he got threatened by NMJ, so he used the fan as an outer symbol instead.

No one except NMJ, WWX (probably LWJ too) and MY knows it, but the fan is actually the symbol of the Nie Intelligence Faction, a huge, huge spy and informant network led by NHS  

Because all cultivators share one self-preservation  brain-cell (and it was stolen by NHS a long time ago) a lot of them ended up getting hurt and had to go to see Wen Wei Qing... Soon enough words got around that the best healer ever lived on the Burial Mounds, and all kind of sects started to either send their disciple to learn under the great healer or to be healed when they got hurt and so a whole hospital block was built just to attend to them.

Random Cultivator: Wait... Aren’t you Wen Qing?! WQ, straightface: No I am Wei Qing, it’s written on my door. RC: That’s ridiculous it’s obviously that Wen-dog! WQ; My name is Wei Qing. RC: Sect Leader Nie! NMJ: I don’t know what you want more. It’s clearly written on her door.  

And so by the time, the full junior generation rolled around, the Burial Mound was known to be the cultivation Headquarter, with its leisure quarters, its huge hospital, its conference/war room, it’s also where you must absolutely go if you want to be kept in the loop of the cultivation world

And by know wwx is tired of reminding all those people trying to join his sect as inner disciples that it’s not a sect... So he just sicks XY to screen and train them... Strangely enough only a very, very small amount still wants to join after that.

Sometimes wwx takes pity on them and sends mxy instead. For some reasons, it’s worse.

After that they get send to Wei Sizhui, who , as the head disciple youth with authority within the association, will properly introduce them into the association and show them around, and generally being his kind cinnamon roll self... His kindness right after surviving the XY effect caused a lot of newbies to burst into tears and venerate him as their new deity.

There’s a small temple in his honor in the back of Burial Mound, but you’re not supposed to talk about it. (ljy thinks it’s hilarious, oyzz thinks such level of devotion is admirable and jl thinks it’s ridiculous  *rolls eyes* but always adds an apple to the offering table every time he visits)  

Mxy is actually the one who secretly started it as a joke, but then it got blown out of proportion and he just didn’t say anything.             

[bottomlwjrights]

MO DAO ZU SHI REREAD:Thoughts™️....and Stuff

Chapter 46

Okay so nmj is wearing a (very tattered) burial robe in this scene

Of course JingYi volunteered to shout at a corpse

“As soon as he had finished, the headless man spun around and walked in the direction of the Lan Sect’s juniors.” Akbfkfkdjf

Jingyi really freaking out, poor boy

Yeah yikes imagine how scary this would have been for the little Lans 

Wwx said they wouldnt have to keep on walking and his solution was to call out to lwj 

“A few moments later, the soft, flowing note of a xiao sounded amid the night. Closely following it was the limpid reverberation of a string.” Its The twin jades 🥳🥳🥳

ZeWu-Jun 😩😩😩😩

“Lan XiChen’s expression was especially surprised, almost to the point of shocked.” Anyways lxc basically recognized nmj at first glance

Also yeah I completely forgot that nmj grabs Bichen out of the air, which is quite the feat idk how i didn’t remember this

“as soon as the soft, serene tone of the xiao appeared, the corpse’s movement paused. For a moment, he seemed to have stood still and listened, then turned around, as though he wanted to see who was the one playing the music.” Fuck you 😭😭😭😭

It took the combined effort of lwj, lxc, and wwx all playing their instruments to calm him down, and he wasnt even being that aggressive

God lxc defending jgy hurts so much goddamnit

Wwx even said that lxc is refusing to admit that jgy is the most sus person

😬😬😬😬

Chapter 47

Jgy kept the murals of jzx up for some reason

Wwx hopped down to stare at jzx’s murals, which hurt me 

Thinkin about post canon wangxian going to discussion conferences in place of lxc, with wwx all decked out lan style forehead ribbon and all

Jgy remembers little details about people after only meeting them once or twice

Wwx cant help but look at pretty women

God I remember the first time i read this introduction scene of qin su i was so woo’d by how gentle and loving it was

Nhs comes over just in time to prevent jgy from asking lxc whats wrong and what he’s thinking about 

Wwx using his chance to teach jl something AGAIN

“Looks like I can’t keep it from you anymore. That’s right. I’ve fallen for someone else.” Oh the irony 

“Wei WuXian, ‘In the past, I couldn’t understand my own heart, but after I met HanGuang-Jun I’m certain.’ He took in a deep breath, ‘I’m already incapable of leaving him. I don’t want anyone else aside from HanGuang-Jun…’” tHE IRONY

Alnfnckwj jl ran the other way hsndmck

HANGUANG-JUN WAS WATCHING THIS GO DOWN WTF

“...as Lan WangJi gazed at him, he actually felt a subtle sense of shame....” uh...yEaH

“Don’t tell me that Jin GuangYao has no son or daughter, or anyone around his age who’s close to him.” 😬

This scene with the paperman and the forehead ribbon still devastates me

“Do not fool around.” “You must be careful.” Bro im literally gonna 😭

Oh also the little unintentional kiss....

Lan XiChen’s paintings, i would love to see them

Wwx recognized the paintings as lxc’s, which means he’s seen enough of them to recognize his style. Lxc’s painting skill are probably well known, being the First Jade of Lan and the number one most eligible bachelor and all. 

Jgy is smart

“Just what in the world is written in the letter? Jin GuangYao killed someone and dismembered them?” Yeah, actually that’s probably exactly what’s in there and you know it 

Bruh why was it so shocking to find out they’re related when qin su literally said it

“Aside from a desk, an iron table—dark to the eyes, cold to the touch, long enough for a person to lie—was also within the room. There seemed to be black, dried-up traces of something on the surface of the table. Wei WuXian commented in silence, This would be the perfect table to cut someone apart on.”

Jgy talking to nmj’s head creeps me tf out

Did wwx not meet nmj before????

Chapter 48

Wwx said nmj went into seemingly invincible rages during the sunshot campaign

“A while later, his fingers twitched. With downcast eyes, he touched his lips softly. It was very soft indeed, as soft as how the paperman had bumped into them.” this is so Soft....

Lwj pulled wwx into his arms and held his face.....

Nmj is so tall 😍 

I fucking HATE how everyone talks about prostitution in this novel good lord

Man idk how people think of nmj as just an angry man, like he very obviously cares about justice and doing the right thing

Lxc was known as “a powerful trump card” during the ssc

“Although Lan XiChen looked almost exactly the same as Lan WangJi, Wei WuXian could tell them apart with just a glance.” This is cute

Nmj doesnt notice microaggressions

Am i freaking out about lxc saying hes gonna have to stay at nmj’s place for the night? Yes. Yes i am.

“Hearing Nie MingJue praise Lan WangJi’s level of cultivation, Wei WuXian felt a strange surge of happiness, ChiFeng-Zun, what a great eye!”

Getting pissed off once again by how the cultivators treat wwx

Wow lxc even said he’d help convince nmj to let jgy leave to help in the jin sect

Nmj even wrote him a recommendation letter wooooow

Nhs was staying with lxc during the ssc

???? Jgy and Lxc’s meeting was embarrassing and neither OH WAIT WHEN CLOUD RECESSES BURNED

“The three chatted back and forth, at times serious, yet at times light. The conversation was much more relaxed than when they had been in the living room.”

Hate jgs

bRO I FORGOT JGY DID THAT

Um the disciples in the hall are walking on their knees??????

Wowza, what a chapter

[m00nslippers]

Okay but like Jason wearing sweatpants while training is absolutely everything like freaking noobies who just join the JL just watch Jason wipe the floor off of some leaguers and wow wee is it a sight to see👀🍑💦

You’re damn straight! On the very rare occasion that Jason is on the mats or assisting in training, like, everybody stops what they are doing to watch because it’s just amazing.

And it’s not just because Jason himself is hot as fuck and you get to see him sweaty and sexy and out of breath. It’s because Jason is actually an insanely good fighter. He’s not as flashy as Nightwing and not quite as fast, but he makes up for it by being brutally efficient and tactically brilliant. People assume this guy must be a meta of some kind because he’s that damn strong and you can break furniture on this man and he just shrugs it off, he can take a beating like a champ, he has freakish levels of endurance and pain tolerance. Somebody thinks they’ve got in a good shot and Jason’s just like, “Oh, was that supposed to hurt?” *punch*.

Also he’s amazing at reading people and a fast learner, he doesn’t fall for the same move twice. And what's more, is Jason has this intimidation factor that pretty much none of the other bats have, like he gets snarly and scary when he fights, even during training, he makes you think he’s going to kill you, people flinch and react badly because they are just straight-up terrified and that does half the work for him.

Some noobies are over here gawking at the smoking hot guy acting as sparring partner for people while Black Canary watches and gives critique and corrects people's forms and teaches them. And the noobies are first like, “Hnnnng! Oh my god, I can’t wait until that sweaty beefcake wraps me in his arms and thighs and squeezes the life out of me, and I can just touch him all over!” And then it’s their turn and they step up to the mats and stare at the guy distractedly, starstruck and Canary starts the spar and it’s like the whole mood changes. The noobie sees him coming after them and their brain just starts screaming, “Oh fuck! I’m going to die! And he won’t even have to squeeze me with those massive thighs, this was a huge mistake!” And then the next thing they know they are staring at the ceiling, having been instantly taken out and their body is just a confused mess of terror and lust.

Here, have a sweaty Jason in sweatpants. I like the tapered ones on him!

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#OP im listening#👁️👄👁️#dc comics#real talk @weaveituponyourheart

Wall of text and incoherent rambling incoming.

OKAY OKAY so this started in the jayjon discord where someone mentioned Ultraman Jon and it went buckwild, @fae-morrigan did a lot but basically what we got is:

Earth-3(ish? Let's just say evil Jon of some flavor in another universe tbh) Jon is basically everything people feared about Jon as a concept in-universe coming true, proving evil Tim from that super sons arc, Damian's initial fears when he heard about Jon killing his cat, and The Spectre's probable visions of future Jon right.

This Jon places importance on his kryptonian side over his human side and perceives himself as better than humans, even Clark, because remember how Jon has often pointed out that Clark fails? He took that to the next level and went from "we can all improve" to "I saw the fault and I am objectively stronger because of the lightning thing and therefore I am better than all of you".

Add some teenage angst into the mix, ennui from the life Clois want for him, and a constant repetition from heroes(like Batman) and villains(like Manchester Black) around him that he's supposed to be evil and being treated like he's a bomb that's about to go off leads to a self-fulfilling prophecy of absolutely evil Jon.

Also the rest of the new JL are also evil idk why but roll with me here.

Also also, he kills clois here- I'm thinking Lois was an accidental kill and Clark was an intentional kill because he just knows Clark is not going to let him off easy for the Lois death thing. He is absolutely haunted by their shadows but pretends it was a power move.

NOW. The JayJon of it all!

Jay's just a regular dude, he's younger than Jon here. Jon intervenes with the Bendix plan early-on but not early enough to prevent Sara dying. This is like a 16-17 year old Jon and 15-16 year old Jay. Jon's freshly out of the patricide and matricide thing, everyone's terrified of him and kind of want him dead, he feels highly out of control and unsafe.

Jay thinks Jon just saved him from experimentation and a life of torture and an early death so he just, sees Jon as a hero. And thus begins the truly fucked up dynamic of Jay sorta being his 'boyfriend'(prisoner). Jay very quickly realizes he just got shifted from a dingy prison to a shiny and pretty one but this one, no one's saving him from it.

Jon sees Jay more as a harmless pet he can go vent to rather than a person. Evil!New Jl pay no mind to Jay at all. His sense of idnetity is wrapped around Jon because ya know, no Revolutionaries, no mom, no goal for him to reach, no way for him to actually fight Jon on anything.

Jay's fucking terrified of Jon, but also kinda sorta loves him because Jon's his only proper contact who communicates with him, and he's the only person who gets to see the scared kid behind the evil tyrant shtick. It's wrong, he knows on some level it's wrong but he can't give a shit because there's no point when he's so firmly trapped.

Regular Jon, aka our Jon goes on another multiverse trip, sees all of the above going down, has an existential crisis when he sees a Jay who's all sweet with him because he's afraid of him and goes "okay no I must kill myself"(if this were a comic arc, oh all the horrible meta things that can happen here with regard to regular Jon's perception of himself, his hatred of his own power and fear of losing control, him being okay with killing an evil version of himself- the one time he even considers the no-kill Superfam rule inapplicable).

Regular Jon and Evil Jon fight, they end in a draw. Enter Jay with kryptonite looking like he's about to attack regular Jon but he hugs evil Jon and stabs him instead. Evil Jon on-reflex attacks Jay fatally.

Evil Jon having a flashback to how he killed Lois, how he keeps being stuck in some awful cycle of his own making and he laughs that after everything he did, he gets killed by a regular human whom he thought posed him no harm. Jay's freaking bawling because oh shit oh shit he's killed the person he loves.

Jay, probably bleeding from a heat vision burn or something: "I am so sorry, I'm sorry" Evil Jon, dramatic bloody coughing: "I never thought you of all people would be my ruin"

And, Evil Jon dies, Jay lives, unsure wtf to do.

Regular Jon makes a note to tell regular Jay that he has free reins to kill him if he sees fit and decides to never tell anyone about Evil Jon ever.

I have like, eight different evil Jon or morally grey Jon ideas I feel like he's the most fun when he sorta becomes what everyoen fears but not really. DC should really embrace that hey maybe he could be the Jason of Superfam but we can skip all the shit characterizations over a decade thing.

What if JayJon but it's Earth-3 evil Jon and Earth-3 Jay?

Image ID: A black and white digital fanart of Jon Kent and Jay Nakamura. The image is a little tilted downwards to the right, Jon and Jay are facing each other. Jon's looking down at Jay with a smirk, his eyes are glowing eerily, his hand is wrapping around Jay's throat. Jay is looking up at Jon a little helplessly, muted, he doesn't have his glasses and he's wearing a silky top with a slit towards the upper arm and he's git twi earing in his ear lobe. They are standing in front of a cathedral-like setting with open windows letting in sunlight.