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Legit, I forgot it's Valentine's Day so Happy Valentine's Day, everyone

Different Ways i want MadaTobi to fall for each other:

- They feel something for each other and that emotion is love loathing. Pure unadulterated loathing. So they have hate sex

- Tobirama looks at this sad deprrssed man filled with grief: I am going to fuck him

Hashirama: Tobi, No.

Tobirama, alr taking off his pants: for the village

Hashi: Tobi, NO!

- Arranged Marriage AU: Tobirama has realized that he had fallen in love with his kind husband and proceed to have a crisis about it. Then, pines after him.

Madara, smitten since day 1 (or the first month in)

Everyone else: These fucking idiots

- Madara courts an oblivious Tobirama who has no clue he's being courted

- We may be enemies but we hate this other enemy more so let's screw them over with an alliance

- Fake dating out of spite

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Different Ways i want MadaTobi to fall for each other:

- They feel something for each other and that emotion is love loathing. Pure unadulterated loathing. So they have hate sex

- Tobirama looks at this sad deprrssed man filled with grief: I am going to fuck him

Hashirama: Tobi, No.

Tobirama, alr taking off his pants: for the village

Hashi: Tobi, NO!

- Arranged Marriage AU: Tobirama has realized that he had fallen in love with his kind husband and proceed to have a crisis about it. Then, pines after him.

Madara, smitten since day 1 (or the first month in)

Everyone else: These fucking idiots

- Madara courts an oblivious Tobirama who has no clue he's being courted

- We may be enemies but we hate this other enemy more so let's screw them over with an alliance

- Fake dating out of spite

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Me: I'm writing for myself, I started this fanfic for myself, and because I have a passion for writing

Also me: *doesn't get new comments in a week* Fuck, I should just quit right now

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Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

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m d r l o g o4

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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

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When your faves barely have any content

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so uhhh. yeah.

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comic

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"Well, that's... that is unexpected." Chiron said.

I looked around. The campers had broken out into whispers of confusion. I turned to my cousin, who also looked baffled by the sign.

"Hey, Annabeth, is my father some minor god that no one ever heard of?" I asked, then pleaded. "Please tell me that's the case."

"Well... he's not any Greek god I heard of." She answered with a thoughtful frown.

"Oh..."

Then, I realised what she said.

"Oh."

I wanted to grab her shoulders and shake her for answers. Because what does she mean that my father is not a Greek god that people here never heard of?!

That's exactly what I did.

"She's right. Your father is not of our patheon." Chiron said in that solemn wise wizardly way. Then, he turned to address to the campers:

"All Hail, Magnus Chase. Son of Frey of Vanir, god of Summer."

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So my dad is a Norse god.

Apparently, Annabeth, my cousin whose mother is the Greek goddess: Athena, says that she had faced the cross-patheon thing before.

Twice.

There was a Roman camp in California which sounds a year-long military boot camp and apparently Brooklyn has Egyptian magicians?

Chiron said he has some friends he can call who could connect me to Norse demigod children.

Unfortunately, he says, that he doesn't know if the Norse demigods have their own camp or not.

And that's totally unfair.

The Greeks get a summer camp.

The Romans got a military base.

The Egytians got a magic mansion.

And the Norse? It's Ha Ha get wrecked, you're on your own kid.

What is even my life?

When you were brought to Camp Half-Blood, you were told that one of your parents is a Greek god or goddess. You were supposed to be claimed as soon as you got to Camp, but you weren’t. When you’re finally claimed at the bonfire, your godly parent is not what people expect.