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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
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“Though he was a funny kid, he seemed to be a world apart from the demon they had fought. It looked like he lost most of his teeth at once and was sprouting a good hole in his mouth while his adult teeth were growing. His lips were fuller, his eyes even larger, and, typical for baby Uchihas, he had burned off his eyebrows, giving him a look of perpetual surprise.”
I’m procastinating my own fic so I reread and doodled @hibiscusseaart ‘s Acquired Love By Time instead

little guy ^^
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Sherlock Holmes is truly every woman’s greatest fantasy: a sexist man gets humiliated by a woman much smarter than him and he responds by having a ton of respect for her and never being sexist ever again.
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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck
Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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AotC in a nutshell
(Commissioned from my lord my queen my light @zuo-zz )
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Two immortals are slowly coming to terms with the fact that what they each thought would be a short 50-60 year marriage to a mortal is turning out to be a much longer commitment.
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Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.
Get your boops everyone!!!
I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.
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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?
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