#also its the tumblr sexyman poll

[miyawaves]

whos sledge queen

what poll

wdym jaundice guy

i have absolutely zero idea what you mean by any of that

jaundice man because i said so also bc i have no idea either. he looks ugly as shit ngl

sledge queen my lord my queen my everything /j

ok but seriously i only voted for sledge queen cause of my s/o (also woman)

[creatrixanimi]

Was Ingo a true tumblr sexyman???? (Poll)

Ok so i have seen many debates over what makes a tumblr sexyman and i want to know what the consensus is on Ingo's sexyman status. Here are some points of discussion to think about:

is he weird-looking enough?

clothing/silhouette

tumblr sexyman vs blorbo vs babygirl culture. which one fits best?

personality. are tumblr sexymen required to be fucked up freaks?

was the fandom insane/horny enough to qualify him as a sexyman? How inexplicable was his fandom popularity/portrayal?

popularity in terms of scope and legacy. And do other sites cultures count? ex. jpn fandom on twit

twink death????

And to anyone who may come across this and don't know anything about Ingo, feel free to vote based on visuals alone lol

[spontaneousglitterbees]

as someone who likes both things a lot of you guys assume this'd be adversarial and like. nah.

[jackassbroadcast]

GETTT FUCKING DUNKED ON

(Its not even over yet but the fact it was cecil is who broke reigen’s sweep on tumblr is so funny to me, the blueprint sexyman shows the new guy how its done )

[simplyender]

i swear i dont actually care about the poll as much as im making myself out to i just enjoy being overdramatic

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

twitch chats are so exhausting 

[ra-archives]

Today I logged in to Tumblr only to be greeted with the fact that the MCYT sexy man vote is a thing now. This is ridiculous, where do I vote?

[pompadorbz]

I'm sorry but I actually find it so funny when people claim WITH THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE that the dr characters are minors aside from like. the warriors of hope. Like I'm sorry that you played the game with your eyes closed and the volume off. It's impressive that you managed that but it's far from the ideal Like when it comes to how they go about the character ages, especially in the first game, I'm not gonna deny that it's like. sketchy, obviously. fucking duh. Like I stick that firmly into grey area territory (or like. if you were sexualizing them before the big reveal then that's just a tad bit 🤨. I'm watchin you.) BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SDR2 ITS EVEN FUNNIER because this information is far from held off till the end. The entire point is that it subverts expectations and reveals it right at like??? the tail end of the prologue. And then that is held above your head for the ENTIRE GAME. So if you claimed that ANYBODY from sdr2 was a kid, it'd be like wearing a giant neon sign on your back that says "I haven't played the game."

[spacecatdet]

Guys of course cc's are going to find things on tumblr. Like Cleo said we are about as subtle as a brick. Plus many of the cc's have tumblrs too They don't live in a vacuum, a lot of them grew up on the net. They know their way around it and some choose to not interact. Not sure why people are freaking out or scattering LMAO Just have fun, but stop assuming cc's are stupid or live in a vacuum. They are human too

[rabiesprooftreerat]

This is very sad but also understandable

Round 2 Match 3: Patches Ito VS. Wambus Troubleham

Patches, a tall, polite, well-mannered, charming, canonically pansexual dalmatian furry. Except a lot of that is a front to hide the viscous, spiteful, vengeful, smug murderer underneath that is willing to manipulate and (sometimes literally) backstab basically anyone, and describe his murder plans in gruesome detail. Eventually is revealed to have a backstory of heartbreak and even gets a heel turn and redemption arc by the end. That or you can have him kill everyone. Either one.

Wambus Troubleham, a simple, hardworking farmer with a strong sense of responsibility, who’s stubborn and short tempered. Usually pretty tough and likely to stick to his guns. Has a smooth, deep, cowboy-esc voice. However, he’s also oddly pathetic at times. His main plot involves constantly attempting and failing to figure out how to grow more of the creatures known as bugsnax, quickly gets desperate and frustrated as time goes on. He also has marital problems, his wife leaving after a rough patch between them. He ends up missing her so much he makes a cactus facsimile of her.

[fave-fight]

ROUND 2, MATCH 25

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

Perry the Platypus/Agent P:

“I can't submit Dr. Doofenshmirtz without also submitting his nemesis! Perry is just a platypus but he regularly beats up a full-grown man with nothing more than his little platypus fists. He's also a master of disguise as even when Dr. Doof sees him without his signature fedora, he has no idea its really Perry.”

“He always has the element of surprise”

“He's a semi aquatic Egg laying mammal of action (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) He's a furry little flatfoot Who never flinched From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay (Fray) He's got more than just mad skill He's got a beaver tail and bill And the women swoon Whenever they hear him say (Perry's sound) He's Perry, Perry the platypus (You can call him Agent P) Perry (I said you can call him Agent P) Agent P Agent P Agent P”

Reigen Arataka:

“he has so many silly anime special moves like . throwing salt”

“Well, he doesn't break the super strength rule, so he'll at least be allowed into the fist fight! That's something! As for why he'll win, he um. Well I'm not sure honestly, but I'm sure he'll do it somehow. Maybe he'll find a way to sneak some table salt into the match so that he can perform his special technique, the Banishing Salt Punch. Though, if he doesn't cheat, he'll be left with a plain ol punch. The special technique didn't so much damage, but that was on a ghost, and I'm not sure if there will be any ghosts here, and his punch has proved somewhat effective in the series. Maybe he'll somehow get the participants of this poll in a con or something. Maybe the charm that got him the title of the #2 Tumblr Sexyman and made him sweep so many polls will be enough for him to win. Maybe his patheticness will loop around and make him win somehow. He has options”

“Reigen is an "exorcist" who pretends to have psychic powers, but mostly gets his psychic employee(s) to do the exorcisms for him. His primary techniques include throwing salt at his problems, running away, and punching. My favorite technique of his is Self Defense Rush which is where he punches a terrifying psychic but yells "SELF DEFENSE!" in hopes of preventing legal trouble.”

“Remember that one time he dropkicked a psychic? that was fun”

“He’s such a loser he’d lose at anything”

[cassowariess]

The hilarious thing about the discrepancy between the two "Rick Sanchez: Smash or Pass" polls, is while I completely believe all the people saying "pass" I also know that if this poll came out in 2015-2016 a great number of the naysayers would have climbed him like a tree because he used to be a massive tumblr sexyman until some bozos jumped on a table at McDonald's and everyone suddenly decided the show was too cringe.

This website tries to bury its shameful, horny past, but I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago. I saw you at the Witch's Sabbath and you were there.

[camelspit]

hi! im a bit new to keepblr and i was wondering if you could explain what the keeper sexyman is??

sorry this took so long to respond to!!!

basically, tumblr has "tumblr sexymen" (ex. the oncelor and bill cypher) whose qualities usually revolve around unconventional attractiveness, patheticness, and lack of morality. its not necessarily just sex appeal.

the official definition im using for the comp is "An often pathetic and/or evil man who is sexy (but perhaps not in the conventional sense)"

the actual competition is a bracket to figure out which of the men in kotlc fits the def the best. they'll be eliminated each round until theres a winner.

before the comp starts, people sign up to draw portraits of each of them to be used in the polls and they can submit propaganda to be added to the polls and support the men they want to win.

overall, its a really fun time! this is my 3rd year doing it!! the past 2 years, fintan has won (with brant a close 2nd) so im hoping it gets mixed up a bit this time!!

(also related! after the sexyman tournament comes the sexywoman tournament. pretty much the same thing, just with the keeper women!!)

[ruvi-muffin]

I got my wish

I'm so gd happy

I want to see essek and gilmore duke it out in the finale it's all i want

It's what im here for

[mcytblrsexymen]

Highlights from the Mod Chat Pt. 2

[ID: discord message from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: why are you telling me what's bumming people out on twitter]

[ID: discord message from fake GeorgeNotFound fan, reading: I saw that. First of all, who is out here saying we have principles, It has been reacted to with the Clap emoji 10 times.]

[ID: discord message replying to Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: get gud, I started in he... the reply from number one howl simp reads: whats the term for skill issue but in reverse. thats u it has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji three times]

[ID: discord message from fake GeorgeNotFound fan, reading: looked at this message, went over to Spotify to type in the song I wanted to lsiten to and go halfway through typing "Wilbur soot" instead It has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji five times]

[ID: discord message from classically trained drabbler, reading: okay im getting back to voter frauding]

[ID: message from SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP, reading: tumblr this is a terrible message to give me because now i know i can try Homestuck01 on accounts en masse and eventually get into one an image of a tumblr alert reading "That password is known to be included in compromised password lists. Please choose something more unique."]

[ID: discord message from Fiending Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, with a picture of the GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade poll attached. The messages read: Someone reported it for mature content I appealed]

[ID: discord message from roxxy, reading: in ither news i need you all to know i just sent a bee to hell with a hose it has been reacted to with the CryCatScream emoji six times]

[ID: discord message from a capricious and willful god, reading: doc officially won rendoc divorce]

[ID: discord message from [binaural + bisexual], reading: IS THIS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR TEAM WINS THE SUPERBOWL It has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji seven times]

[ID: discord message from Fiending Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: holy shit that poll was a thousand years of battle]

[ID: discord conversation: [Binaural + Bisexual]: loving the grian fans cheering for his demise SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: we did it for the daily-grian mod husband even let me vote on his account i love being married the first message from sexylampnap has been reacted to 7 times with the 100 emoji]

[ID: discord from [binaural + bisexual], responding to an image from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs: okay so here's the deal: you play stupid games you get blocked it has been reacted to once with the 100 emoji]

[ID: discord message from former leash kid, reading: i wont start shit [two "press x to doubt" reacts] promise]

[ID: discord message from VOTE FOR TECHNOBLADE, reading: Tbh I think I'm gonna rally the techno voters (all 1.5 of them who follow me) to vote for scar because our block guy deserves to get beaten by the sexyman champion it has been reacted with the 100 emoji 3 times]

[ID: discord messag from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: the siren song of infographics]

[ID: discord message from Fiendsish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: instructions unclear: who? a photo of a twitter comment from loeufmf reading "I WANT THAT TWINK OBTLIRATED" is attached]

[ID: discord message from undercover weeb, reading: I'm fairly certain Wilbur would be delighted to have sexual tension with Grian it has been reacted to twice with the pointing emoji]

[ID: discord message from Fiendish Bots/Glorious SIdeblogs, reading: yeah the appropriate way to respond is "excuse me you could balance a glass of champage on this ass" it has been reacted to nine times with the Clap emoji]

[ID: discord message from classically trained drabbler, reading: he is so cute but also human cleo is disgusting and offputting to me]

[ID: discord message from roxxy, reading: this is making me emotional, weirdly and its not the q in fishnets...... Hm it has been reacted to four times with the Laugh emoji]

[ID: discord message reading: I'm seeing mcytblrsecxymen posts being blocked for the word "terf" and I was like damn what fresh discourse is this you're dealing with??? Anyway it's the word quarterfinals it has been reacted to with the Sob emoji four times]

[ID, discord conversation: classically trained drabbler: listen our guy is fighting here in the trenches alongside us while your guy sips wine and plays his harp away from the battlefield. vote for joe, a guy of the people [binaural + bisexual]: A true sexyman lets other people get their hands dirty]

[ID: discord message from former leash kid, reading: i think i'm going to vote etho bc it's what doc would want from me]

[ID: discord message reading: listen everything that I'm learning about joe makes him seem like the coolest guy ever actually like. damn I would sit down to drink with him. however quackity looks like a lesbian in that one photoshoot so like recognizes like and whatever It has been reacted to two times with the 100 emoji and three times with Pensive]

[ID: discord conversation: SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: i live voter fraud c/ping passeords is the best idea i've ever had classically trained drabbler: guys i know voter fraud is fun and sexy but the joeguys are outnumbered 40 to one pls be nice to us SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: IM EVIL]

[ID: discord message from [binaural + bisexual], reading: bad sleep schedules rule the polls, 😔 it has been reacted to three times with the Pensive emoji]

[ID: discord conversation: Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, attaching an image of a tumblr comment where user honq said "IF YOU VOTE QUACKITY I"LL DRAW ETHO AND HIM KISSING!" [binaural + bisexual]: that is a fascinating offer]

[ID: discord message reading: I was on call w her and my mum today talking about how much fun I'm having and my mother wanted to see what the fuss was about so she googled "Minecraft poll" and said wow they do one every year! it has been reacted to six times with the Laugh emoji and eight times with the Joy emoji]

[ID: discord message reading: now time to throw my whole ass into voting for cleo thank god I am a feminist]