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I love this so much.
RICH ASSHOLES :The CEO of UHC was callously gunned down in cold blood this morning in Manhatten. The 50 year old victim was a loving husband and father. We offer the family of the victim our deepest condolences...
EVERYONE ELSE : CEO Down! 🥳 Pop off another one little killer baby! We rooting for you! Witch side of Tumblr already casting protection spells for you.
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emotion + color palette challenge for @oliveristired-snoremimimi :D
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All I ask is that if humans make it very far into space, to the point where we work with alien civilizations that have never ever been anywhere near Earth, we all have to agree: don't tell them about the moon.
Hear me out. I'm not trying to be weird about this. Just... just okay listen. The moon of the Earth is huge, like gigantormoon size. Bigger than most moons. Okay? And I think- no, hush down. I think the expressions on their faces will be hilarious.
Like, for real- stop laughing at me, I'm serious. For real, imagine they show up on the day of a lunar eclipse. They're like "oh this'll be neat- WHAT THE FUUUUUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO YOUR SUUUUNNNNN!"
Greatest. Prank. Ever.
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The Donnie dressing room montage we deserved but did not receive. I am here to deliver. 😔🐢💜
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Discord's first mistake was in thinking they'll listen to reasons.
I finally got time to finish this silly lil comic!
Not taking credit here btw the ideas came from this post, credit to @pinkvaquita and @groovyfrog420 in particular!
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posting this on its own cause the back and forth thread is getting long djfhsdhjfjdshf you can check THIS out for context if you want!
Discord is filming :)
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Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk's staffs as cookies!! This could either be some alternate universe where they were never staffs, or maybe they accidentally turned their staffs into cookies with mysterious soul jam magic, who knows!! but i think they should hold hands 🥰
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it's so fun having a funny little jester around that only u can hear and see :DD
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idk id be weird abt touching someone for the first time in a millennia too
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whos lying and whos telling the truth heehee
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I love them so much I hope nothing bad happens to them (fifteen missiles were then sent to both beasts and they exploded and crumbled)
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