#also im completely serious

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[kukuu031]

falls to my knees HOW DO U DRAW GUMMY SO WELL. 😭😭😭😭 I WISH I COULD DRAW HIM AS GOOD AS YOU DO but idk how to draw him even though he's my fave🥲🥲🥲🥲

ok so i wanted to reply with just a Thank youuuuu but i also wanted to talk a bit lol

ive been drawing him for over 2 years i think practice is what makes everything better .im not as proud of my older gumshoe art as i used to be and 10 years later i will say the same thing from the gumshoe art i do now, and thats okay. Because it means you can pick up the errors you didnt notice before !

these were my first gumshoe drawings like, ever. 2 years ago ! ^

and these are the most recent ones ! ^

i had a time i didnt know how to draw him either, so i just did it again and again and again and again until i saw some progress ! always keeping in mind you have to experiment with your style and the limits of your hability, too. i didnt just start drawing him like this out of nowhere, it gets better if you decide you have to ! i like the way i draw him right now, and i hope that in the future my style keeps improving and changing so i can look back and appreciate the journey and the results of it. thats it !

draw gumshoe or just anything you want regardless of the results, if you love the guy then it'll result in lovable art. practice and have patience with yourself !!

[delulluart]

Due to a discussion on Discord on how he lives for pleasuring his partners, I bring y'all this -

and would like to apologize to my family who always supported me in pursuing the arts - only for me to end up doing things like this.

Plushia-free version here. Sorry for the intense Plushia, but tumblr's algorithm blocked this one right away. Please follow the link. I promise it's actually not a bad painting :(

[finnmcmissiles-mustache]

"Cars 2 sucks because-", "No Cars 2 is actually good because-"

All of you shut up. Cars 2 is the greatest movie that ever movied solely because it gave us him

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[bonefall]

clear sky’s fridged women polycule when

This man's victims need more than a polycule, they need a domestic abuse shelter

[catominor]

do you guys think a small a nd sickly senator can really have a virtuous and wise stoicful mindset

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

webcomic-era/current masumii redesign (she also just needed to be slightly simplified lol)

i was going to draw takoshi next to her but i'm tired and redrew his face like 20 times bc it wasn't looking right so. i'll draw him tomorrow-

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

im really just. obsessed with the idea of ted and beard's pre-series early friendship. like. from the immediate aftermath of their little les mis tale (how ted might have felt upon realizing what happened, how beard felt when ted showed up and lied for him anyway, what happened literally immediately afterwards, when they were finally alone--does beard confront him, demand in that sort of trying-to-sound-angry-but-it's-just-cracked-and-distressed-and-disbelieving raised high pitched voice why did you do that? i did it, i stole from you, or does he just. sit there, in silence with him, and then quietly apologize? or is it ted that breaks the silence?) to like. beard sticking with him and continuing to get to know him deciding he's giving this man his loyalty forever, and then beard getting to know him properly, seeing the less-than-perfect sides of him, seeing him get irritated or angry or maudlin, helping him when he's at his lowest, too, and while beard still feels deep down like he owes ted--ted, who gave him a chance and gave him love when he had no one and nothing--he now knows him as a full and multi-faceted person, they've helped each other in equal measure and love each other in equal measure and know each other in equal measure. beard willingly opens up and shares--even with his mysteriousness--and ted, too, actually lets himself be at least somewhat vulnerable, moreso than he had with anyone else. beard doesn't think ted's "too much", ted doesn't find beard's beardness offputting. it's not perfect--ted still has a hell of a lot of repression and problems of his own (although beard is no longer blind to them) and beard has issues, too; they don't share everything or have a perfect friendship, but god is it a strong one. and by the time we meet them, they're so in sync and they support each other and know each other better than anyone else.

[dreadark]

thanks to lemuen complaining about aulus not shutting the fuck up, I think we can safely conclude he was in fact the guy thorns was fighting in leonhardt's kin memories

this still doesn't explain why leonhardt has thorns kin memories but I don't think that one is ever being explained

[buggbuzz]

my gender is like meat leaf i think. boy materials in the structure of girl. like im a girl made out of boy things but not in a transman way like i like being female im just. a girl-leaning boygirl. maybe??

[seventeendeer]

when will the queers on here admit that fat greasy gamer bros with ponytails and patchy neckbeards are sexy. you're all too busy assigning moral value to bodies to realize what's right in front of you. the autistic bear of your dreams could be living on the same block as you and you'd never realize because you're too busy making up your little headcanons about how he's totally probably a raging misogynist and somehow in this specific instance you're pretty sure judging someone's entire character at a glance makes you the good guy

[jounosparticles]

they have never been serious.

[atoriv-art]

I think it’s hilarious that you can watch/read Naruto without liking Naruto 😭 iconic. like what did you do during the 75% of the series that focused on him exclusively

im having some trouble reading the tone of this ask but assuming it's sincere:

1. i don't dislike him outright, he irritates me on occasion because of kishimotos writing (as in, because of problems that are in the entire manga but get amplified on him because of screentime), but especially in shippuden he has many good moments to me, kazekage retrieval and pain arc immediately come to mind, as well as his relationship with his parents! he is just not one of my favorite characters. the character type i tend to like is "emo asshole with a heart of gold" anyway, hence the next point

2. is it not literally a running joke among fans that the uchihas steal the show half the time? im an uchiha fan 😅 sure they don't have >50% of screentime (... I think?) but they sure do have something close to it

[jrueships]

im going into my new work tomorrow, first time ever😐

[the-ghost-of-a-cyber-princess]

omg wake up its cyber diva 8th anniversary outside