#also ignore the ugly shitting dino

[jordanraye47]

are you guys seeing my vision

brigette

noah

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gwen

courtney

[tokillamockingbird427]

I'm headcanoning their favorite animals and what animals match their vibes the best.

Rorke

Favorite: He pretends not to like anything, because he's "cool" tm, but this motherfucker loves horses. He is a horse boy.

Vibe: Poison dart frog. Like one of the blue ones. Small, but very potent. Deadly. Should have a caution sign taped to his terrarium.

Elias

Favorite: Might be a little out there, but butterflies. He likes the sort of symbolism they carry. You get close, look hard enough, they're ugly as sin. Backup to really appreciate them. Also, they were his wife's favorite. Since she loved them, he does too. To get really specific: The blue morpho.

Vibe: Elephant. Really strong and shit, kind of intimidating, but a gentle giant.

Hesh

Favorite: Riley. What? You asked his favorite animal, Riley is his favorite. If you meant species, you should have said that.

Vibe: Goldfish. People assume he's dumb, but he's actually pretty smart. Big boy in the right circumstances. Mildly invasive. Blub. Blub. Blub.

Logan

Favorite: He thinks wolves are so fucking cool. He doesn't care that they almost killed him, he fought a fucking wolf and won. That is such a massive ego boost.

Vibe: Lion. Fluffy and blonde. Sleeps a lot. can be very loud when he wants to be. Fucking adorable.

Merrick

Favorite: Dogs. He's been doing the "Dad Pat" and dogs since the ripe old age of 16. Really enjoys smaller dogs. Thinks weiner dogs are the stupidest and cutest things to exist.

Vibe: Grizzly bear. Besides the facial hair, he's big and strong. Heaven help you if you try to hurt his "cubs" because he will fucking destroy you and forget you within the next five minutes. People also forget he's omnivorous. Give him enough blueberries and he will die for you. Give him more, and he will kill for you.

Keegan

Favorite: Any shark, but his favorite is the goblin shark. Sue him. Sharks are so fucking cool, hey, you wanna hear some shark facts?!

Vibe: Black panther. Stealthy. Really good hunter. Also a big cutie if you're socialized with him. Very soft and cuddly. He just wants to nap in the sun. The "Ghost" of the forest. Hehe.

Ajax

Favorite: Sharks. Blame Keegan. His old favorite used to be dolphins, but Keegan ruined that for him by sharing too many facts. "Alex. Alex, why are you mad that dolphins suck? I "ruined" dolphins for you? Alex, dolphins have always been like that. Me telling you just erases your ignorance. Alex come back. We're not done hanging out, I have shark facts to share."

Vibe: Crow. Highly intelligent, likes to collect things, and if you are nice to him he will share the shiny things with you.

Kick

Favorite: Phoenix! What, you didn't say it had to be a real animal. He thinks the whole burning reincarnation thing is cool. He's also a big fucking nerd which is why he picked it.

Vibe: Hyena. People stereotype them as greasy scavengers and thieves, but they're remarkable hunters. Can and will bite you.

Neptune

Favorite: Whales. They think it's just amazing that an animal can be so large. They also like how majestic they are as an animal. And the noises are pretty cool. Click. Chirp. Whoop. People forget that they're carnivorous.

Vibe: House cat. Small. Purrs. Will nap near you if they feel safe with you. Hisses when people piss them off. Terrified of snakes.

And the Oc's, because I adore them.

Adonis

Favorite: T-Rex! The tyrant king of dinos! Hear my roar and cower!! Dead.

Vibe: Komodo dragon. Big boy. Very cool. Is a real threat so long as they want to be, so be careful. (Don't piss 'em off.)

Alvera

Favorite: She's partial to venomous snakes. Cobras she really enjoys. They look cool as fuck. Definitely not something to mess with.

Vibe: King cobra. Can and will fuck you up. Though shy and will avoid people if possible.

Sarah

Favorite: Cows. They're like big hooved dogs. And the calves are soooo cute. Did you know cows have best friends!? They even get stressed if separated from their bff.

Vibe: Deer. (Doe, a deer, a female deer~) A sort of elegant and mysterious thing of the forest. Very pretty. Will fuck you up despite any of the previously mentioned things.

Katar

Favorite: DRAGONS. You already know what they are, so he doesn't have to explain shit. You already know.

Vibe: Fox. Quick and clever. A little shit. Kind of smelly. People are trying to domesticate him with varying levels of success.

Claude

Favorite: Racoon. She didn't know what they were before, but now she does and they are the cutest little things. What do you mean I shouldn't feed them Angel? They're so cute. They deserve nice things. I don't like their hands though...

Vibe: Racoon. So fucking cute yet capable of so much mischief. Truly the best animal. Hands capable of crimes.

[givemethatgold]

Fix’er Upper -Pt 14

Paring: Frankie Morales x Fem!Reader Warnings: just a bunch of fluffy family fluff, some dude being a nosy creep, overbearing mothers Length: 1.1 k Notes: This one is slow, babes. Just needed to build a bit of this new world, introduce Annie a bit and show you how things are progressing. It’ll pick up again soon I promise, bear with me! (Or don’t, I mean I can’t force you to like where this is going, lolz) Also, just typed this up tonight while raging at the laziness of men, so there are going to be mistakes, I can’t be fucked to find them. Trying to post this with NO links, as I’ve heard that may be the reason for the tagging issues? LET ME KNOW IF YOU GET THE NOTIFICATION THIS TIME!

Turns out, two people with zero child-caring experience are not going to have an easy time suddenly becoming parents. There wasn't any one particular thing that you could pinpoint the difficulty one, either, it was just a complete one-eighty on how you had previously lived your lives.

Frankie immediately stopped working such late hours, effectively putting a bookmark in the cider's expansion. He didn't even have to think twice about it, it was a no-brainer to him. Didn't make the loss of potential income an easy pill to swallow, though. Date nights were officially off the schedule, so were sleepovers and all the fun things that accompanied them. There had been a few heated moments between the two of you, but Frankie felt weird about having sex anywhere near his daughter and you refused to let him fuck you in the barn. Again. Especially after the last two times resulted in unfortunate splinter placement. 

Annie took less time to adjust than the two of you did, she really was an amazing little girl. She loved her little nook in the loft, although the décor was not to her taste and she wouldn't stop dropping hints about it until you took her to pick out new everything. Frankie had tried to put his foot down by explaining she wasn't going to get everything she wanted in life, but all it took were widening eyes and a protruding bottom lip before he was handing you the truck keys before you could blink.

Annie's attachment to you had surprised everybody, including her. The conversations you and Frankie had had before her arrival usually skirted around the conversation of what your role would be. You knew she was mourning her mother and were wary of trying to replace her, so you had fully expected to take a step back from Frankie's life while he and Annie built their new one together. You had her at apple farm, however, and now the two of you were best buds.

Well, until the six-going-on-sixteen attitude reared its ugly head and suddenly sweet, angelic Annie was replaced by a stubborn, moody, unwilling child who decided that screaming was the best response to negotiations.

For the first couple of months, Frankie had allowed it, not knowing what was normal acting-out behaviour for a kid who had experienced parental loss. He also had a hard time being strict, as he still felt like it wasn't his place; some weird kind of imposter syndrome. However, after Jacquie and Mark had been witness to one such episode, they had gently pulled Frankie aside and encouraged him to find a therapist for Annie and that structure and rules would be beneficial for her.

New routines were set, some of which you were involved in and others were special between Frankie and his daughter. Saturday was movie night, she was asleep by 7:30 so it was more of a movie evening, with popcorn, Twizzlers, and coke floats. You were invited to these, as Annie insisted on educating both adults on which Disney princess was best.

Frankie drove Annie to school every day, he knew he could easily send her on the bus but he needed that extra assurance that she had gotten to school safely. There had been an odd incident, which no other adults seem to have witnessed, where a man had apparently approached Annie and started asking her questions about her parents. 

This had, understandably, upset the girl, and the two of you, but the busy body's identity was never revealed. Frankie had been irate. Initially, he interrogated Annie, asking her for every little detail. Then the bus driver, parking lot attendant, teachers, and other kids were subject to his questioning. He went so far as to request all security video footage from around town, but nothing showed up. Neither of you suspected Annie of lying but it was like the man was a ghost. 

Eventually, it was chalked up to a parent wanting to get the scoop on your and Frankie's lives, as you'd been very private considering your first action as a couple was to practically dry hump on a carnival ride. After that incident causing Frankie's panic attack, and now creeping out a kid, you were a lot less inclined to appreciate the meddling from bored townsfolk even if it did bring the two of you together.

Frankie was always thinking up new ideas to build trust and create new memories for Annie, his guilt at missing out on her toddler years was exasperated by having her now. They created a memory book for her, so she could write down, colour, or paste anything that reminded her of her mom or her life in California. You were secretly building a memory book for the two of them, to show Annie when she was older how hard her dad had worked to become the man she needed him to be.

Twice a week Annie got to pick the recipe and they made dinner together. This usually resulted in a massive mess and only semi-edible food, but the smiles on their faces were worth it.

On Wednesdays, you picked her up and had a girl's afternoon getting something from the bakery and perusing books at the library, making up stories about the people walking by the café windows, or driving over to Jacquie's so Annie could play with her kids.

It was after one such outing when you were dropping Annie off at the farm, that Frankie came out to greet you with a guilty look on his face.

"I'm sorry," he began, rubbing the back of his neck and readjusting his baseball cap. "I didn't look at the caller display before picking up, and then once I was on the phone I got nervous."

"Frankie," you said lowly, dread filling your stomach. "What did you do?"

"I couldn't help it, I panic talked and I don't even know how much I blurted out! She's like Oprah or Barbara Walters! She just knows how to get people talking!"

"I know, Frankie," you ground out, trying not to lose your shit in front of a very interested little girl who has no filter during Sharing Time at school. "That's why we don't answer her calls!"

"But, babe, she's your mom. We can't keep ignoring her-"

"Apparently not!" You didn't realize how frustrated you were before it was too late. Your voice had gone shrill and loud and, judging by the look at Annie's face, angry. Taking a deep, calming breath in you tried smiling at the two of them without it making you look demented, "I need to call her and do some damage control, make sure she doesn't do something rash like-"

"Ahhh..." Frankie was back to looking guilty and you could have sworn your heart stopped. "She knows about Annie. Called herself Grandma. Said that Mother's Day would be extra special this year..?"

"FUuuuuuudge.." you barely managed to withhold the swear, looking at Frankie with a slightly panicked yet amused look on your face.

"It's okay," a little voice piped up, "I know that word. Mom said ‘Fuck’ all the time while we were stuck in traffic."

Part Fifteen - coming soon!

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[the-lady-bryan]

some observations i’ve made recently about my kid and power rangers

for context: i own the following on DVD - MMPR 1-3 (including the Alien Rangers arc), Zeo, Turbo the movie, Turbo the season, In Space, Lost Galaxy, RPM, Mystic Force, MMPR: The Movie (1995), Power/Rangers (2017), that one weird Live Show that they did back during MMPR days

also, my kid is 7.

SO! Power Rangers Official has been uploading entire seasons and recently added ALL of MMPR S1 to Youtube. They also have at the time of writing this, the Megaforce and Jungle Fury seasons steaming in full and on a loop. They’ve got a good portion of Dino Thunder posted as well, and some other seasons, too. Well, when I’m sick and too lazy to pull out my DVDs i just hit up Youtube or Dailymotion (for the episodes i can’t find on youtube) and watch Power Rangers to make myself feel better while stuck in bed with a cold or stomach flu or whatever’s wrong with me.

well, my son’s decided to climb up in bed with me and curl up and watch it with me.

last weekend and earlier this week, i’ve been sick with a wicked cold after getting over an even more wicked stomach flu that lasted about 5 days. so i’ve been watching A LOT of Power Rangers recently. as a result here’s a bunch of cute things my kid does that i’ve noticed...

the moment he hears “After 10,000 years I’m free!” he comes running into the room from wherever he is in the house. kid literally drops whatever he’s doing and runs in to jump up on the bed and settle in.

he loves the zord fights more than anything else

he tries to physically fight goldar. i have to keep him from punching my monitor or throwing my laptop because he really hates that guy and wants to hit him so badly every time he fights the red ranger. when it’s on the TV, he will get up, slap the TV, shout “bad doggie!” and then get back on the bed.

he shouts “oh no!” every time the putties, tengu bird things, cogs, and other henchmen show up. he does this without fail every time.

when it’s putties, he also starts making the same noises they do and then giggles about it.

when the zords are animals he’s like “raaaaaawwwwrrrrr!” when they’re cars he’s like “VROOOOOOOM!”

after Tommy, Kat, and Co. give their powers to TJ and the rest in the Turbo season, he refuses to watch the rest of the season. i have tried to get him to finish watching it with me, but he throws a fit, gets up, and leaves. or he’ll slam my laptop closed before storming off. it really makes him mad.

he doesn’t get mad about In Space for some reason though despite most of the rangers being the same people from the rest of Turbo.

he annoys me while watching the 1995 movie until i begin quoting Ivan Ooze dialogue at him. after which he shouts “hiyah!” and pretends to karate chop my arm. he does this for the whole damn movie after ivan ooze first turns up. if i don’t play along, he slams my laptop closed or turns off the DVD player in a huff.

he will watch the 2017 movie but only because he likes the music. when there’s not music playing, he goes off and colors or something else. the moment music he likes comes back on, he comes back to watch.

also from the 2017 movie, he likes billy the best, and will carry around the blue ranger figure he stole from me. (he also stole my pink and red rangers from this movie, too. but he only carries the blue one around.) he gets really upset - like full on ugly “its the end of the world” cry with snot everywhere - when billy dies and i now have to skip that part and go straight to the part where he’s alive again.

he only watches RPM for the zord fights.

he’s not fond of Lost Galaxy or Mystic Force.

he yells at Mesagog during Dino Thunder. his favorite thing to yell is “BAD DINO!” and swat the tv or my computer with his coloring book like he’s swatting a bad dog for pissing on the carpet or something. he will also sometimes yell at Trent when he’s evil. when he yells at trent, it’s unintelligible shouting. after trent is no longer evil, he will sit and say sometimes “i’m not doing anything bad”.

he now also says “i’m not doing anything bad” during MMPR where tommy is the white ranger. - i think he’s come to associate this phrase with all white rangers at this point.

every time Tommy is shown in the opening credits for Dino Thunder, he claps his hands and shouts “YEAH BOY!” and then goes back to whatever it was he was doing once the open credits are done.

Dino Thunder specifically - if he looks like he’s not paying attention, he actually is. and if i turn off the episode or pause it, he gets mad and yells until i turn it back on/unpause it. then he’ll go back to looking like he’s ignoring the thing.

he doesn’t care much about Samurai, but Ninja Steel is one that makes him lose his shit. he fucking loves those ninja stars.

what we’ve seen so far of Dino Fury - the moment he sees the T-Rex zord in the opening, he’s right there, nose to the screen, clapping excitedly. he also tries to use my broom as a sword while the episodes are on. this has caused a broken window and quite a few lumps on my head when i haven’t been able to get it from him fast enough and replace it with a much less deadly wrapping paper tube.

even in seasons where Alpha in any form is NOT there (so everything post-zordon era) when robots are shown other than zords and megazords he shouts “ai-yai-yai!” - this was fine... until seasons with lots and lots of robots as bad guys.

[conpitira1981-blog]

Here are some cards printed in the Year of the Raven that could easily be part of the aggressive archetypes I described post rotation (note this doesn't even take neutral cards into consideration):Some of these have already seen play in those exact archetypes. Whether or not you disagree with any of them, ignoring that these cards exist and suggesting that Blizzard will never print cards like them or even more aggressive ever again is a baseless claim and demonstrates a lack of understanding of how metas form. Power is relative, and the Year of the Mammoth was extremely overpowered, diminishing the effect of a lot of Raven cards over the last year. If your dermatologist doesn't recommend something for the redness then ask :) For the big pimples that surface, I SWEAR on my life by Cosrx Acne Pimple Master PatchI always keep the patches on at home longer than the recommended time. Often sleeping with it. They're cheap little pimple erasers :). I'm enjoying it, but be wary that the toner has aha and the cream has retinyl palmitate. Don't go ham and don't put it on anything you picked at because it will burn like the dickens. I wouldn't say it treats a breakout but breakouts aren't very aggressive or angry and go away pretty quickly. I didnt realize it at the time, but I loathed my hair. If it wasn freshly straightened and easily manageable (read: white) I didnt know what to do with it or how to treat it, and it made me feel ugly and ashamed. The years of straightening my hair damaged it heavily, and I always resented losing out on the years I had to enjoy it as I now bald.. Correct she bathes with him nude. I completely comfortable with step dad, mom just gets pushy and invading at times. Which is my own fault because due to our past and her reactions I have difficulty confronting things because I want to keep the peace. At the beginning when I was just starting to take care of my lips, I first used the Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask at night (I was told not to use it during the day as it contains a very mild chemical exfoliant that increases sun sensitivity). I had to be very careful not to pick at my lips, and did this for a solid 3 days to heal up. Now I use it every few days, more often if my lips are feeling super dry. Also, you can in fact layer them but you absolutely should not start there. You should start with once a week so you don give yourself a chemical burn. So yes, use this shit sparingly because chemical burns are fucking terrifying. I had a dowel setup for years with no issue. I switched to a more basic setup with 2x6 at 11ft boards supporting the games so I could move them if needed. I have a lot of spare room in my home and like to be able to rearrange it if needed.. If there's only a small number of people that like that truck, I guess we'll make a more conventional truck in the 평창출장마사지 future. But it's the thing that I am personally most fired up about. It's gonna have a lot of titanium.". Fjaka is part of my personality, said Dino Ivani, a Split tour guide and former professor of history and Italian language and literature, whose family roots in Split stretch back generations. When Ivani pictures a man in the state of fjaka, he is stretched out in a hammock by the sea 평창출장마사지 under the shade of a tree with a full bottle of wine within reach, a fish line tied on his toe. Is saying that because of the fjaka, we did not want to go anywhere but we brought the rest of the world to our beautiful Split, said Ivani.

[justtextmeoppa]

SHINee reaction to their s/o being curvy

I hope you like it and thanks for your request!  - M.

Jinki  

For him, there is no more beautiful thing to get to your home after a tiring day and to rest his head on your thighs. They are his favorite part of your body, also and especially during a good make-out session. He clings to them as if from that depending on his life.  

Jinki loves every single curve of your body. You can still remember your first date and how you tried to hide with a wide hoodie and a pair of trousers (at the end was an unplanned date at the Luna Park) your body. You weren't embarrassed, but you were fair enough but Jinki was an important figure and you didn't want to embarrass him because you weren't skinny and practically one of the perfect co-workers with whom he had the pleasure of working.  

And, that day, he had told you what had pushed you to fall in love with him, something that still only rethinks you blush.  

"If you put your body on display it would be better, it's perfect. Although maybe I should be glued to your side all the time, because of others' looks."  

He's the kind of guy that if he sees you contemplating in front of the mirror if you should lose or not a few pounds, he would come to you and hug you from behind snuggling his face into your neck.  

"You mustn't,"  

"Why are you so careful, Jinki?"  

"And why are you so perfect? Stop and we go to eat, a new restaurant just opened at the end of the street and everyone says the chicken is the best.... "  

(I miss him, damn.)

Jonghyun  

Our puppy Dino would love your body, from head to toe. Every inch of your skin would get a kiss a day, just to make you understand how much he was enchanted by your forms. He can't take his eyes off, he can't even concentrate when you're close. And he's the first to protect you if your body is subject to criticism or unsympathetic jokes.  

We all know how clever Jonghyun is and he would be able to silence the person in front of him while keeping that sweet smile, but you would understand how threatening he really is from the curvature of his eyes and the way his jaw clenched.  

"So a person to be accepted must be skinny?? I didn't know, can you explain his point?"  

And after silencing anyone who has even dared to talk about you inappropriately, he would take you home and throw you on the bed slipping on you.  

"Jong..."  

"They do not understand anything," he would murmur, while his hands are on your hips that are the part that he prefers absolutely. His would finger would roam on your soft and flat hips, gripping them and biting his lip because he doesn't think there's something or someone sexier than you.  

"They don't understand anything and allow me to make you understand how much your body is something extremely exciting."  

Kibum  

We all know that Kibum has always been incredibly attentive to the outward appearance. But by the time his eyes were resting on you, he realized he was an ugly duck and that he had never seen such a beautiful girl.  

Your curves seemed to him that of a goddess, every inch of your body looked carefully before he found the courage to speak to you. And you remember that look. Full of inborn and unexplained desire and admiration.  

The same look that he appeals to you every time you enter a room or you sit next to him or just watch you. And Kibum couldn't help but touch you. Always, however, everywhere and in every circumstance.  

He wouldn't even care to be in public. His hand must be on you, obviously if you are in public in points that aren't considered "forbidden".  

"Why do you have to have legs like that?"  

"Mh..?"  

"Don't make me talk, we're in public," he would whispered in your ear and you would giggle, because you know that your curvy legs are one of the things that he appreciates the most. He often spends whole hours, after making love or even just before really waking up, to caress and tighten them just to feel the softness under his fingers. In short, Kibum is the number one supporter of your body and it's thanks to him that you feel proud of what you are every day.

 Minho  

You and Minho know each other from so much that the embarrassment of showing your body in front of him no longer exists. But that embarrassment was tied to your being friends. A different speech began when you and he did the next step.  

It was supposed that he saw your body in different ways and moments and you were slightly frightened. Not that you were embarrassed by your curves, rather you were the first to emphasize them with the appropriate clothes and with a charism that Minho sometimes envied you (even if he's the famous flaming charisma). But you were conscious that sooner or later he would see you without clothes.  

"I know you have a problem, Y/N.. What is it? "  

"I.."  

You're ashamed to say it, however, it's an important topic and starting to fiddle with your fingers you can't find the appropriate words. But he understands, you were his best friend before, he would be foolish if he didn't understand.  

And he's more embarrassed than you because he has a strange craze for your ass that would point him as some kind of maniac.  

"Then I admit I die for your butt if you stop worrying about what I'll see in the future. Because I believe Y/N.. You have nothing to envy to anyone. It's they who should envy you, because you look," and he would put you in front of the mirror, his hand dangerously close to the softness of your left buttock, "you have everything on point."  

Taemin  

Oh boy, this guy wouldn't hide the fact that he adores your breasts. Being hard and prosperous, as well as other parts of your body that he loves to madness, he would spend hours and hours touching you. Yes, he also risks receiving a strong slap on that "angelic" face he has. Angelic, of course.  

For a guy who wants to break down the taboo of gender and tries to do even in his music videos, having a curvy girl is almost an easy task. He Ignores the looks of others, the jokes, the wickedness. In fact, for him all that shit is a treasure, just to become stronger and help you face people's stupidity.  

And you couldn't be that happy because he shoves you with the love that you were missing. Every one of his caresses, each grip on his side, every little kiss above the cup of your breasts, every action is almost an anthem to your curves. 

"Can I sleep on your breasts?" is the question you hear every night because by now he's too accustomed sleeping with you that he wouldn't even be able if forced to stay away from you. And his contention of being able to rest his face over that soft mount, as he jokingly calls it, it's so blatant that you'll fall asleep with a smile and cheeks that hurt every time.  

"That dress is a big nope."  

"But.."  

"Look, your curves can only be seen by me. And you know I'm not a jealous guy. But what is mine is mine, ugh."  

A current little boy, but it turns into a small "little devil" when he wants to remind you how much and how he loves everything about you and that body of yours.

[sterlingsilverarchive]

fireredrules’ pokemon team dynamics rp meme

(please repost with everything attached!) answer each prompt with whichever of your muse’s pokemon fit it best. feel free to include multiple pokemon per answer or extra details as to why they might fit the prompt. if one doesn’t apply, just put N/A

who is most likely to steal their trainer’s food? - Archeops, I swear  who is most likely to rebel or ignore orders during a battle? - Tyrunt definitely  who is the least welcoming of new pokemon/people? - It’s a tie between Aerodactyl and Excadrill because they’re both either too old to give a shit or too grouchy.  who is the laziest? - When they hatch, Amaura probaby who wakes up the earliest? - Archeops says good morning  who stays up the latest, or doesn’t sleep at all? - Metagross or Claydol since when did psychic types need any sleep  who is the messiest? - ARCHEOPS IS MOLTING EVERYWHERE  who is the loudest? - ARCHEOPS IS SCREAMING  who considers themself the ‘leader’? - Metagross mainly because it knows how to keep everyone in line, with Skarmory or Aggron coming in close second in command.  who is the weirdest? - Claydol, since most people just... don’t really understand them? They don’t do too much or say anything, but Steven seems to have an understanding to them.  who is the biggest cuddler? - Carbink, Kelfki, Mawile, and Tyrunt because the dragon wants to get as much attention as the fairies. Then you have his two baby Arons  who gets themselves into trouble the most often? - Archeops is a little shit and he knows it.  who hates bath time? - THIS... IS A TIE BETWEEN like... Archeops and Cradily, because Archeops doesn’t like water and Cradily just ends up sucking up the water anyway  who gets the most visibly excited from seeing their trainer after a long absence? - Skarmory and Carbink- that is until you hear Archeops yelling and frantically flapping its wings.  who is most protective of their trainer? - Aggron, definitely. They are Steven’s own Bodyguard.  who uses their charms/cuteness to try and get away with things? - CARBINK but also Tyrunt because that little dragon dino can crush almost anything with its jaws... but then it just looks up at Steven and he can’t stay mad at them.  who messes with other trainers for fun? - Probably Armaldo or Archeops who is the most submissive to their teammates? - Carbink is so gullible  who is the purest angel? - STEVEN DOESN’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS CARBINK IS THE ULTIMATE ANGEL... just, a pure fairy rock that’s trying to do its best for their master trainer  who gets jealous the most? - CRADILY this granny hates it when trainers give Steven’s other pokemon attention but then she gets called ugly like... the poor old plant, Steven loves her so much.  who is the one laying on their trainer’s face in the morning - I... I want to say Archeops who is the most distant from their trainer? - Claydol probably is, because its mental state is still stuck in the past and it has a hard time connecting to its trainer.  who is closest to their trainer? - Carbink is sitting right in Steven’s lap- but then there’s Aggron and Metagross  who is most alike their trainer in personality or habits? - I want to say Aggron because Metagross is more of a guardian around Steven, whereas even though Aggron is his bodyguard he does take a liking to looking at different kinds of rocks.  who races ahead when on a walk? - There goes Archeops  who is the most loyal/obedient? - Metagross or Aggron, either one of them  who eats the most? - Archeops and his big bird mouth  who is the quietest? - Carbink is a very shy fairy rock  who is the clumsiest? - Cradily- even though she thinks she knows better  who is the most hotheaded? - ARCHEOPS  who is the ‘mom pokemon’? - Cradily because even though she’s old and thinks she knows best she wants to take care of everyone. Either that, or Aggron comes a close second. 

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[ouranimaginethis]

what do you look for in writing/fanfiction? specifically?

this is going to be long, fam. and also i kind of decided it’s easier to address what i don’t like/can’t stand under the cut and what i do look for here.

grammar, good plot progression, on-pointe characterisation, staying true to original plot points (i think that’s it?) 

the ugly is under the cut. 

regarding fandom based writings (fanfics/imagines), i’m entirely picky.

i hate AUs. I know like 99.9% of people really enjoy them and that’s completely fine. I think the root of my dislike is the execution of characterisation is typically very bad. There are some authors that I’m friends on my main blog with that make fucking beautiful (harry potter) AUs, but it’s only because they have knowledge of how to stay true to characters without stripping them down to mold into the plot points that they want. 

characterisation is so important. you have to embrace all of a character’s flaws and their good attributes. just because i don’t like renge doesn’t mean that i should take everything about her character and the way it was created and radically redefine her into this evil, intentionally-harmful person. regarding ouran, it’s important to remember that the main characters all, in some form, perpetuate some aspect of goodness (even kyouya). 

reducing characters into love/sex-driven monsters is typically what ruins a narrative. you have to be careful developing relationships because the quicker you force romance/sexual relationships, the faster you are to ruin all the effort you put into your writing lmao

OC-fanfics are danger-territory. If you’re not careful with how you incorporate your own OCs into an existing plot narrative, your writing typically can become worse and worse until it loses all credibility. And this is spoken as some who has written ouran-OC centred fic just to delete it in it’s entirety. 

It’s entirely alright to live vicariously through your OC. But at least make it interesting. i’m against people marketing the whole ‘mary-sue’ discourse because i firmly believe that if you want to have a great, talented character, do you. but remember that not everyone loves you. so why would a mass unanimously decide to love your character? 

i also have a HUGE fucking problem with the dynamics of white fans and how they consume because typically, it’s toxic. POC people can, in fact, exist in manga and can in fact be liked and loved by non-black characters. Stop prescribing subservient roles to POC and stop fucking fetishing Asian characters and projecting your fetishes onto real people. It’s really fucking gross and it doesn’t matter how young you are.

Accountability is something we all have. There’s a difference between unintentional and intentional ignorance. If you don’t know something, ask. This goes for young fans. The entire idea of your writing/art being yours is valid, but that doesn’t excuse microagressing to have some sort of white-ass ‘artistic license’. y’all need to realise that these manga and anime characters you love so are NOT WHITE. you don’t run shit. 

stop using sexual assault/physical abuse/mental illness/etc. to further your narrative. this is one of the main signs of a bad writer. if i go on A03 I see streams of Rape/Non-Con tags on writings and I mentally barf. What’s the fucking point, bro? lmao like it’s gross. also STOP FUCKING WRITING PEDOPHILIC FANFICTION. STOP WRITING GROWN ASS MEN AND WOMEN WITH LITTLE FUCKING KIDS. 

The only thing I can understand, as someone who has used writing to deal with past trauma, is that this must be some kind of coping mechanism. Like, allusions to trauma but the narrative isn’t centred around the act itself. 

But y’all aren’t writing recovery stories, lmao. 

Y’all are really out here writing sexual assault and then making whole narratives revolve around that and that shit is mad traumatising. It’s 2017. You writing about a character being violated and victim to these violent acts isn’t revolutionary. It’s fucking gross. I steer clear if I so much as see an abuse/rape tag on a story because 1. i’m a survivor of this shit. i’ve almost died numerous times and I don’t want to be triggered by someone’s shitty writing. 2. i have more respect for others to not contribute to that harmful cycle. 

That’s all I can think of for now. I’m going to leave and continue to listen to Selena y Los Dinos and mind my business.  

I hope this long ass dissertation answered your question, nonny!