#also if it's okay i'll incorporate this into my bedtime story

[zila-ocean]

Martin's one made me laugh harder then anything in a while. That double life reference was just too good!

Pearl's one was amazingly horrible [idk how to phrase this, it would be terrible for her, meaning it's perfect torture (especially if it's Scott)]

Scar's one is just "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!"

And Lizzie's one is just too wholesome for my shipping heart rn, especially with my traffic smp shadowbeans bedtime fic i'm writing in my head

also could that number please be brought up to 50%?

Third Life, but everyone has their own personalised rule to torture them specifically that the other players do not know.

The boogeyman system exists, but BigB is the boogeyman every session unless he is red. If there is more than 1 boogey, Scott has a 3x likelihood to be picked, but only after session 3. Joel is never a boogey, and cannot purposefully kill even when red.

Grian cannot purposefully kill any red names, not even in self defense, unless there are only 2 players left.

Jimmy is an exception because he thinks he has no rule, but he actually starts with only 2 lives. He is green on 2 and yellow on 1. The other players know this, and are not allowed to tell him.

Pearl cannot be more than 20 blocks away from another player, both vertically and horizontally, or she starts to take damage

Tango takes double damage to non-PvP sources.

Etho takes all the damage he recieved in each session in bulk at the end of the session.

After session 1 Scar takes constant damage if he is not wearing a full set of armour. He is the only player allowed to wear a helmet.

All damage Martyn does or takes is random, because he's bad at maths.

Cleo and Ren are soulmates and if they ever say something that could be interpreted as an innuendo while in the prescense of the other they instantly lose a life.

Skizz fully dies 1 minute after the person who fully died second dies, unless someone else fully dies in that period.

Impulse takes double damage to everything when there are less than 8 players left and 4x damage to everything when there are less than 4

Bdubs must act serious and gritty at all times. There is no punishment for failing this, but he is told there is.

Every session, Mumbo has a 50% chance to be the Boogie Man. He is not allowed to kill for the entire session not even in self-defense or if he is a red name. He must also inform at least 5 people, including Grian, that he is the Boogie Man by 1 hour 30 minutes into the session or an end crystal explosion will trigger on him.

Every 30 minutes, Lizzie has a 33% chance to be instantly teleported to Joel's location.

Anon I want you to know... that I love you.

Okay but this is LITERALLY one of my new favorite asks. It's so thorough and perfect?? For everyone?? Like hello??!?

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ Flip! Saturn HCs ໒ ˚⁎

Can you please do Saturn from Solarballs caregiver and regressor (flip) headcanons pls?

as a Caregiver

•Saturn is highly protective of their little one, always ensuring you feel safe and secure. They take their caregiving role seriously and strive to create a nurturing environment

•Dada Saturn likes to maintain a structured routine, providing a sense of stability and predictability. This includes regular meal times, play times, and bedtime

•Ringed Caretaker enjoys incorporating educational elements into playtime, teaching you about space, planets, and other fascinating facts in a fun and engaging way

•"Let's build a model of the solar system together. I'll help you place the planets in their orbits!"

•Saturn teaches you about forgiveness and the importance of not blaming oneself for things beyond their control. He uses his own experience to show that everyone makes mistakes and it's okay to feel sad, but it's also important to forgive oneself

•As a caregiver, Saturn remains calm and patient, even during difficult moments. They understand the importance of gentle guidance and reassurance

•Ring Guardian makes sure you have a safe environment where you feel protected and loved. He uses his rings as a metaphor for the protective circle he creates around you

•Saturn loves telling bedtime stories, often weaving tales about the stars, galaxies, and cosmic adventures to spark your imagination

•"Alright, superstar, it's story time! Tonight, Dada will tell you about the mysterious rings of Saturn and the adventures of the stars !"

•Saturn shows affection through gentle hugs, kind words, and acts of service, ensuring their little one always feels loved and appreciated

as an age Regressor

•When in a regressed state, Saturn is highly curious and loves to explore. They are fascinated by new experiences and enjoy learning through play

•"Can we watch the stars tonight? I love how they twinkle and tell stories."

•Saturn enjoys creative activities like drawing, building with blocks, and playing with space-themed toys. Their imagination runs wild, creating elaborate stories and adventures !

•They find joy in simple activities like stargazing, watching educational cartoons, and reading picture books about space and planets

•Saturn may experience mood swings, sometimes feeling overwhelmed by emotions. They rely on their caregiver to provide stability and support during these times

•Routine : As a regressor, Saturn feels more secure with a consistent routine, mirroring the structure they provide as a caregiver. This helps them feel grounded and safe

•"Can you read me the book about the planets again? It’s my favorite!"

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