#also i have new and old blorbos
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So umm
Wtf happened whilst i left 💀
Anyway,,, skybound and seabound and Harumi and the oni and the merge??? What???
#ninjago#no im serious wtf happened#i didnt think ninjago would carry on so long#also i have new and old blorbos#harumi jade#ninjago harumi#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon#morro wu#ninjago morro#ninjago jay#jay walker#nya smith#kai smith#they’re everything to me#also cole and zane-#im gonna list the entire cast if i dont stop#anyway#i’d love if people explained Harumi’s character to me#i love her and seek to understand her
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I genuinely cannot stand when fans go around “correcting” other fans about a character/ship that’s based off a popular headcanon or occasionally a piece of work that is popular but also is not truly canon
It’s completely fine to headcanon whatever you like about a character, they’re fictional they don’t have rights or feelings or boundaries that you’re crossing by headcanoning them a bit(or a lot) different than they are because-and I can’t stress this enough- they aren’t real
but it’s just flat out stupid to say someone else is wrong for not also agreeing regardless of how well you or anyone else thinks it fits the character or “makes more sense” or thought it was “heavily implied” but for some reason this has become a much more common occurrence to do in fandoms(particularly regarding toxic shipping culture)
If you really like and agree with a wildly accepted headcanon that’s great! That just makes it easier to find content you’ll enjoy, but don’t try and falsely correct others just because they don’t agree with it and like the real canon or headcanon something completely different(because as previously stated, they aren’t real, so headcanon whatever you want and just ignore any you dislike)
Fictional characters are free for interpretation by all fans, if you disagree with someone else’s particular interpretation, simply move on. It truly is that easy
#sorry if this is coming off passive aggressive#I just get bothered when I see people hating on someone over smth as silly as a headcanon#I’d list examples but I’d literally run out of space#the biggest I keep seeing tho is the ship Eraser/Mic from MHA#and Saiki being ace#like these are headcanons#other people don’t have to use them#hating on someone for using the actual canon makes you look foolish ngl#PSA#thank you for coming to my ted talk#I could list thousands of examples#but I’ll refrain#stop toxic shipping culture#and stop making fandom toxic#honestly this is mostly for you Mha and Batman fandoms#fandom#headcanon#headcanon etiquette#real talk tho ao3 filters are great for not seeing things you don’t want#use them#at the end of the day we all like the same silly blorbos#we just see them differently#this applies to headcanons you don’t like too#just move on#it only becomes problematic when people go around saying its facts#confusing new fans and annoying old ones#👏if it is not said in the source content it is not canon👏#these are the basics of fiction I fear#headcannons and fictional characters are never that serious#I also think it’s weird when people see content of a headcanon/or ship & feel the need to be all WeLl I sEe ThEM LiKE ThIs
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First post after a p long hiatus and it's essentially a post divider
#DN bs#DN's bs#hello hi I'm back#much to everyone's disappointment :')#long story short irl has been... a series of events for me#got let go from my old job just as soon as I went into hiatus but got another job not long after#the struggle of irl work as usual :'D#anyway I think I'll be back to fandom posting now especially now that DT's put for a while#and I have new blorbo beside my own WoL#probs gonna start posting tomorrow or day after idk whenever mood strike#if there's anything absolutely important I'll post it under 'DN gets serious' or 'DN's important reblog' tags#On FF14 side I have been... getting creative with the gposes#not something mindblowing mind just simple emote edits#also uhh... crossovering Mouthwashing and Thank Goodness You're Here
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Horizon: Zero Dawn really teased me with a character who's a blonde young man that acts like a brash, self-centered, overly confident asshole, and had me going "oh hi not-Monty, does the narrative give you a growth arc perhaps", and then the narrative just killed him off 15 minutes later
NOT-MONTY NOOOOOO
#I mean I applaud the subversion of expectations and it works well for the setup. but maaaaan#most people probably don't care about him. and I wouldn't either if I didn't have Lucio as my blorbo lmao#also yeah I know it's old news by now but I've only gotten the game during this summer sale#robot dinosaurs go brrrrrrrrrrr
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hi there, I love your fics 🥺 any kennderland content soon?
I hope so!
At my 'new' (as if it hasn't been half a year already) job I literally cannot have my phone on me while I work so any of the little downtime I've had I can't write on my phone........
........so I've been hand writing it when I get the chance (featuring censor lizard)
[ edit: video and end of post below cut ]
The problem now is I have to sit down and write this up digitally which I just... haven't done it yet.
Thank you to those of you who have recently left kudos and comments! I do see them and it makes me happy and pushes me to try and get more stuff written.
#work was super busy for the last three months and ive been learning on the fly and its been like drinking through a firehose#just normal industry capitalism problems of not enough people and not enough time for a big fucking project#so it was down to either giving the new inexperienced person (me) the really fucking hard thing to do or no one does it lol#i do like the work wayyy more than my old job but its been A Lot#im fortunate enough to have a good manager and way more experienced people helping me get through it#anyway that dumb dumpster fire is basically done now (hopefully) so i'll (hopefully) not be using all my braincells as much#im also so bad and rotating additional blorbos and have ideas for that stuff rn that if incorporated into PE as is would be a big time skip#and a lot of 'ok just trust me this is how this is working'#anyway thats all my excuses lmao#if you are one of the people out there that can still read cursive and/or my handwriting you can spoil yourself#asks#ramblings#kennderland#STEM is all well and good until you get into it and realize how many things are holding on by a thread#thats a wholeeee other rant that i dont need to get started on lol
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hey remember when i left those tags on that post?
i still don’t want to talk about what the work of fiction is but i legit just got reminded today that while it’s been like over 15 years that i did want to check this thing, the character that “caught my interest like 7 years ago” actually caught my interest 12 years ago. As in, there was a specific moment in time when i wanted to get into it because i learnt about the character in question.
i’ve been in hysterics for the past ten minutes because i’m realizing it’s been over a decade that once in a while i had humored starting this thing, and that while it definitely started out of another place, it’s been 12 years that steadily it was because this character was standing out to me enough that i wanted to get into it, but then forgot all about it, and now i’m out there actually getting into it after a *dream that came out of nowhere about this chara popping up while i haven’t thought of them in years* and i’m just.
bestfriendo is making fun of me because “this is the most slowburn in all of history of fav characters” and i’m screaming into my hands, imagine considering getting into something for OVER A DECADE while constantly one character keeps standing out for you and eventually you just get a dream out of nowhere of this chara like a sudden “hey. I’ve been sending you messages about it for the past decade why the fuck are you leaving me on read” and now you’re not only forced to pay attention but also forced to realize YOU COULD HAVE STARTED ALL OF THAT OVER TEN YEARS AGO i’m feeling so unwell.
#like yes the chara is absolutely my type in general and it's like. the least surprising thing ever#when i started to get obsessed i thought 'i'll make a playlist in time but for now i'll listen to a playlist of another chara i love'#only to realize upon listening to it that 90% of the songs of this playlist fit the new fav#so you can imagine already how frustrated i am about all of this#and still currently i'm meddling with a lot of content where the chara in question doesn't appear#like i've seen a few of their content and i didn't even like everything i've seen so far (but what i liked i REALLY liked)#imagine all of that bullshit and i don't even like the character in the end??? imagine that would happen???#that's also one of the reason i don't want to talk about it on main until i know for certain how i feel about it#but honestly the other reason is that it's just a little too wild for me right now#if i actually do like this character this would indeed be a fucking catastrophe for me because of this history#i'm having the worst of moments ever talk about a character refusing to leave you alone without even knowing that much about them???????#if i end up discovering there were other incidents of 'yeah this chara got my interest' preceeding the 12years old incident i quit#im done. this would be the worst thing ever what the hell is happenign to me.#ichatalks#Mystery Blorbo
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I love curie so much I am rotating her in my mind also her synth body donor G5 I am obsessed with them why noone talks about them let's talk about them omg. Herrrrrrrrrrrrr.

^^^^^^ I love you 😘😘😘❤️😘😘
#me having opinions about almost a decade years old game#why noone is talking this#anyways#curie and her story is so so interesting to me#also g5 too i wanna know more about her amd glory and i wanna draw super angsty art with this three#curie is so weird so good she is a scientist she is a robot turned into almost human she is a little fucked up#sge fights melee#and she does that come closer gesture that NPCs do when fighting and she looks sooooo cool then#like a cute traumatised french robot with a huge sword in her hand beating shit out of you then say something fucked up cutely then#marvel at wonders of world#curie#fallout 4#i love her now my new blorbo#i am so obsessed with side characters of this game wtf is being fan of g5 she doesn't even exist she dead#they have great development and backstories and deep characters in my mind okay
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Fanmix game! List three songs you associate with either your blorbo or your otp, then pass this on to three other people! If you have already answered this, feel free to ignore! (I went ham and sent this to a ton of people because I'm curious!)
oh FUN! i get to go though all my character playlists *rubs hands together in glee*
for Dana Scully:
'turn it off' by paramore
'final girl' by chvrches
'hercules' by sara bareilles
'something greater' by anna bates
'screaming' by chvrches
for Fox Mulder:
'life was easier when i only cared about me' by bad suns
'wow, i'm not crazy' by ajr
'i wanna get better' by bleachers
'chinese satellite' by phoebe bridgers
'angels' by owl city
for Mulder x Scully:
'formidable' by twenty one pilots
'stuck on the puzzle' by alex turner
'nothing else matters' by metallica
'partners in crime' by finneas
'the modern leper' by frightened rabbit
for Peter Parker:
'waiting on the world to change' by john mayer
'the kids aren't alright' by fall out boy
'mess is mine' by vance joy
'last young renegade' by all time low
'top of the world' by greek fire
for Peggy Carter:
'king of anything' by sara bareilles
'nobody' from the musical banstand
'exhale' by sabrina carpenter
'human' by christina perri
'the man' by taylor swift
for Peggy x Steve:
'shut up and dance' by walk the moon
'oblivion' by bastille
'hurts like hell' by fleurie
'sink' by noah kahan
'laughter lines' by bastille
for Kate Bishop:
'dreams and disasters' by owl city
'city of angels' by thirty seconds to mars
'dna' by lia marie johnson
'broken arrows' by avicii
'mirrorball' by taylor swift
#this got so LONG alksdf;lsf#i could have listed more blorbos and ships ngl#and i actually should get back to making character playlists and find some new blorbos#like there are all a year old#i did make some playlists for heartstopper and alice oseman's books but i wouldn't really call them my blorbos bc that hyperfixation didn't#last very long#i also had some grishaverse playlists#AND i want to make some for the mission impossible franchise characters#answered asks#foggy tag#belle speaks#msr#dana scully#fox mulder#peggy carter#peter parker#kate bishop#music#steggy
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Me being like "I wonder what it's like for old trigun fans who have watched their fandom grow Enourmously in recent times from the new anime"
Then I remember that. I've had a similar experience with being an old-school persona fan. Back before p5 (the original) was out and the fandom was so much smaller. And then with the release of p5 and Especially with p5r. The fandom is so much fucking bigger.
And im like. Ah. That just might be how the old trigun fans feel, then.
#speculation nation#it's not quite the same bc majority of new persona fans r focused on the newer cast of p5#so it's different from having the same characters just with a dramatically different fandom culture surrounding them#i think it wouldve droven me insane to see how new fans turned vash in fandom#it drives me insane already but itd be even more so if he was an old blorbo that new ppl just picked up and butchered#in any case. my condolences to the old fans for the way a lot of new fans are#but uhm hopefully the surge of new art and fic makes up for it?#i got p5 on the brain again bc ive been playing it lol and also 3gun. always.#the duality for me. is these two.#holding them up like my bread and butter of my brain. chomp chomp.
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god actually having so many emotions about chris good ending and Pocket Knife. warning a very long infodump ramble and also warning this Good Ending is the one in my head.. i am not finished ward
"I'm alive, and my blood is pumping like a gas line / Got an edge I'm holding / Got an edge I'm holding."
the way they sing "I'm ali-i-ive"... man. emotions even when I don't have a blorbo to project them onto. but I think part of the identity crisis of being a clone, especially one programmed for someone else's purpose, is being unsure of your own personhood. I mean, don't we all question our personhood? (joke, I know we don't all.) Songs that celebrate being "alive" or "real" or "existing" take on this extra meaning in the context of good ending!Chris, i.e. being alive in his own right. having a self who can be alive, rather than just a body.
Also, "got an edge I'm holding"... he wouldn't be A-Okay in the good end. Some of that paranoia is sticking. Hopefully it can metamorphise into a more well-adjusted caution. I think being cautious and Aware of his surroundings/self, and maintaining privacy, would be a point of pride for him. Especially since the choice to be cautious (see: active verb, holding) is a choice he takes. See reclaiming your mind and personality after biological mind control, and suchlike.
Some of his paranoia and need for privacy is Lab Rat's Birdcage trauma, but Chris has also spent his whole life with Lab Rat looking over his metaphorical shoulder. He has his own, very real, trauma regarding surveillance and invasion/violation of privacy. This at least would stick around after casting off the Imperatives - and contribute to the aforementioned pride: "you're not taking me again". I also do think the implanted Birdcage memories would stick. The Good Ending I envision isn't getting rid of the implanted personality, more like breaking it down and digesting it and reincorporating it into one coherent personality. Just give him free will, okay, he'll handle the rest.
"It's not about how it breaks, it's how you're fixin' it"
I just wanna see my boy holding optimistic, constructive, healthy beliefs. Especially if he's still friends with Kenzie and she holds them too. They both deserve this viewpoint. It's also one that gets a lot of practical use as a Tinker.
"I got a rugged heart. I got a body made of blades / I'm gonna keep 'em sharp like a pocket knife."
Again... see everything about consciously maintaining your wits and defenses, as a healing act in itself. And see what I said about accepting and reclaiming the body and mind. "Rugged" seems like a good way to describe a personality that's weathered not one, but two highly traumatic parahuman lives. And "body made of blades" is just!! I love it as a line in its own right!! It's very evocative. Here, it works in the sense that "your body has hurt you, but you can claim and wield it to further your goals. it can become a source of strength and safety even if it is built for violence." (I was gonna say "defend and protect", but he's still a shithead even when he has a sense of self and some free will.).
Anyways, Bronze Radio Return's stuff slaps, go listen. (Everything Moves and Shake, Shake, Shake are personal favourites. And yeah, I will admit, I found them via the Sol map.)
#old old draft that I dug up because I'm listening to pocket knife again#'body made of blades' plays and i start sobbing regardless of whether or not i'm having christhoughts#god when characters are j.ust. alive!!!! and that itself is triumphant!! and revolutionary!!!#existence is worthwhile jsut to exist#that's good shit#also uhhh idk sense of self something something. vibes gets sad about clones this is not a new occurrence#ward#chris elman#chrisposting#brainrot#banger tunes for my blorbos#Spotify
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Getting back to an old fandom you haven't been a part of for almost a decade feels an awful lot like going back to your ex.
#just some thoughts#in here for the thrill#the sudden clarity of why i had been so obsessed with these blorbos when i was young#and how i havent changed much despite the years#a very humbling experience#also very glad to realize that the love was never lost#as i had originally thought it had#+ with so many new fics and old favs being upated; im really having the time of my life
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Late night thinking about 40 yo Jonathan's thoughts on the a24 Stop Making Sense tribute album
#one the one hand i think that old man loves Paramore#but on the other i know that's his favorite movie#also he's a known pretentious person#yes I'm overthinking things#but this is what it means to have a blorbo ok?#ultimately he'd be hesitant for sure#BUT I ALSO KNOW#that that old man loves an a24 production#he calls up his fellow grown weird kid Robin every time there's a new one#his adopted gen z coworkers are begging for his thoughts on saltburn#anyway goodnight#maybe
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can't believe blackwood farm is just a cheesy text-based supernatural fantasy romance rpg game. quinn is just a blank-slated self-insert player character. He gave off "player character who can be selected as either "male" or "female" on the start-up screen but the choice doesn't impact the story whatsoever because the dialogues and choices would be literally the same" vibe. Meanwhile, lestat, former villain, current anti-hero, now a featured bisexual love interest that everybody calls "playersexual". This book has only one purpose, and it is to let you imagine what's like to want to fuck lestat through the perspective of the most pathetic most livejournal fanfiction.net self-insert character ever who also happens to be a bit louis look-alike. This book is so fucking bad, but at least it's hilarious.
#i feel like any second now quinn is about to tell us that his parents sold him to the one direction when he's 12#i love that anne rice banned fanfic of her vampire books so she can write bad fanfic of her own books and get paid for it#but honestly i wouldn't want to read a iwtv fanfic anyways#also i suppose amc louis is 60% david + 15% louis + 25% quinn. lmao. whatever#mae overshares#not to be talkign abt anne rice's decades old dusty shitty vampires#when everybody else is obsessed with the cool new tragic man. tumblr's latest favourite blorbo. from bg*3#but you know. when i finish anne rice's stupid vampire books maybe i will think abt something else#i feel like i probably should have stopped reading after memnoch the devil#but i literally can't stop. i need to know what happens to lestat. nothing good im sure. and he is literally never ok. but i need to know
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do you have any silco x reader fic recs? both on ao3 and tumblr?
Oh boy do I.
I have zero time for reading these days (sob sob) so I'm sadly not at all familiar with any new fics post S2 being aired. But let me lay before you a sumptuous feast; lovingly prepared by the old guard of the Silco fucker society.
Reader's responsibility applies - please check tags etc etc..
Flawless - @a-gal-with-taste
An apt title, for Gal's writing is, indeed, flawless. Silco x Sex Worker!Reader. Absolutely brutal and beautiful - to me, Gal is the Angela Carter of the Silco fandom.
Here be Dragons // Hic Sunt Dracones - @sherwood-forests
This will always be one of my top recommends for a Silco x Reader fic. It's unlike anything else that I've seen in the fandom, and it reminds me of one of my favourite books Uprooted by Naomi Novik. Gives me the cosy feels.
Penance - @astudyincontrasts
Hands down the hottest, sexiest Silco fic in my opinion. If you enjoyed Fleabag or want to bang that priest from Midnight Mass then you need to get on this fic ASAP. To this day I cannot set foot in a church without getting horny. Thanks Study.
Secret Ingredient - @sweatandwoe
This is the Silco fic that made me want to write my own. DWM exists because of Sweaty. Domestic romance and drama of the absolute best kind.
Come Morning - @chickenparm
Parm has so many Silco fics and they are all incredible and required reading for the fandom. But I've chosen this one because it's so incredibly real and human, and will rip your heart to shreds.
Swapped - @silcoitus
I love seeing my blorbos in Situations™ and this is one hell of a Situation™ to find oneself in. Fun, funny, and full of tension. I get the pleasure of beta-reading this one, and I always have the best time squawking at Coi in the comments bar on google docs.
Go, Team! - @vasiktomis
This is actually Marcus x Reader x Silco and it's fucking genius. Vas is a genius and a pervert and I love them and they're my role model. Everyone absolutely has the right not to engage with content that they're not interested in but also if you don't read this fic then you're a coward.
Bend But Not Break - @constantfragmentation
This is a Jane Eyre retelling in the form of a Silco x Reader fic. Yeah that's right. Regency Silco. Emotional constipation cranked up to the max and coats with tails? Yes please. Ensure that you're near a fainting couch whilst reading because you will swoon.
Art in the Heart - @juniper-sunny
Juni was out here giving Young Revolutionary Silco his time in the spotlight long before he was ever animated. If you're a new to the fandom and have come here specifically because of young Silco then AITH is required reading. Head over to Juni's you'll be fed good.
To The Depths - @cognacandlilac
Full disclosure, I haven't actually had the chance to read this fic yet. But it has been on my TBR for an embarrassingly long time and every time I see a snippet I'm like "hot damn I need to get on this pronto" because I just know I'm going to be totally obsessed and consumed by it.
I've only picked one fic for each of the above but I would honestly recommend just tearing through the entirety of their fic lists because there are some absolute masterpieces in there. This is also far from an extensive list - there are so many incredible writers in the fandom and I'm so sorry for anyone I've missed off. I say this with my whole heart - the Silco fandom is easily one of the most talented and skilled corners of the internet. We may be fairly small in numbers compared to other characters/fandoms, but by God the art and stories we have are platinum quality.
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No More Zero Comments Project
Hi! Here's a big masterpost for everything you need to know about this project!
The No More Zero Comments (NM0C) Project is dedicated to reducing the number of fics on AO3 with no comments. This is a multifandom community effort with very few rules which you can very easily undertake alone, but hey, why not join us?
The goal is simple: find fics with no comments, read them and leave the author a comment. If you want, you can go out and find fics on your own, but we also have a handy spreadsheet full of fics for you to browse!
You can find the spreadsheet here. There are tonnes of different fandoms to choose from. It will be updated regularly with new fics, so check back as often as you like.
Do you have a fic with zero comments? You can submit it here to be added to the spreadsheet. There is no limit to how many you can submit, and no limits on what you can submit. Any fandom, any category, any rating, no matter how old it is. Yes, even explicit fics. We aren't picky around here. You can also submit other people's fics if you wish.
All I ask is, if you submit your own fics, try and comment on some too! Balance, equality, etc.
The only real rule for submissions is no AI. This blog is vehemently anti-AI and will not accept any fics that use it.
If you read a fic from the spreadsheet, please let me know here so I can remove the fic from the spreadsheet. If you see a fic on the spreadsheet that has a comment, don't fret. I'll get around to removing it soon. Admin's timezone is GMT and I'm most active in the evenings.
Have a question? Feel free to ask!
A few more bits and pieces of information under the cut!
Who runs this blog?
That'd be me, Izak, better known as @lightningzombie! I run this blog alone for now. And yes, I did put my own fics into the spreadsheet. I put it up to a vote and people said I could!
Why did you decide to do this?
Frustration with the lack of comments on my fics and the death of comment culture in general. Bewilderment when I saw a fic that had 1200 kudos and no comments. The joy that leaving 100 comments and receiving 20+ during the Febuwhump commentfest brought me. Boredom. Many reasons!
Is there a prize/competition?
Nope! No incentives whatsoever. Just the joy of fan fiction, of commenting, and community spirit.
Will you do events?
Yes, I plan to! I'm not sure what yet, though.
"I don't know how to comment!"
Yes, you do. "I like this" is a comment. "How dare you do that to [insert blorbo here]" is a comment. "<3" is a comment. "KAJSDAKSDHJ WHYYYYY????" is a comment. "I am rapidly approaching your location" is a comment. Just be kind!
How long will it take me to get a comment?
Dunno. Some people get them within minutes, some hours, some days. Depends on many things. Be patient!
I submitted something but it hasn't been added or removed
I run this blog and the spreadsheet completely alone and manually. Any submissions will be handled as and when i have time. Be patient with me, I'll get to it!
Happy commenting! <3
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You know what would be both Cool(tm) AND Pants Shittingly Terrifying? Eldritch Space Whale Danny!
Except NOT! Because he's not a whale! Just snoozing and Giganto-Fuck-Off HUGE!
Imagine it! Danny. Joint Custody Child of The Ancients Of Time And Space. Space is SALTY AF because their BITCH OF AN EX has used his FUCKING POWERS, AGAIN, to CHEAT. Clockwork how DARE YOU.
You knew he'd be our Son in advance!
YOU SNUCK IN AND STARTING BONDING WITH OUR CHILD BEHIND MY BACK!
YOU [REDACTED]!
Danny? Sitting off to the Side as a Sentient Everything and Nothing made of galaxies and starlight, howls expletives at their Ex, who is being... REALLY snippy back? WOW, Clockwork. I mean, JESUS, man. Danny's from "oh bless their heart" Nowhere, Midwest. And even HE thinks that last one was both backhanded and cold af.
......he should take notes. *continues to eat his popcorn*
Anyway! APPARENTLY, Space Parent has taken him in the divorce. With much huffing. Tucked under their arm Like The Football(tm). And honestly? This is kinda hilarious, so he's cool with it. Byyyyyy~ Clock Dad! See you on weekends~☆!
*Exasperated Time Noises*
It's pretty cool! He learns a lot. Learns he's probably? Gonna be SOME variation of Space Ghost. Might even take over Space's... well, EVERYTHING, should the unforeseeable occur. So obviously, gonna have to learn The Family Business, as it were!
Which?
UNSPEAKABLY HYPED, YES PLEASE.
SPACE AND STAR STUFF! HECK YEAH!
Unfortunately? Still a Halfa. Bleh, squishy need to eat and sleep. Why they get in the way of Hyperfixation? Why no more space dust? Nooooo, don't drag him away from the controls! He can still learn! Sleep is for quitters! Cowards! *whining in Give Me Back My Blorbos, You Monsters*
But, no. He apparently has to "take care of his body" and "not burn out". Eat "real food". A protein bar counts! He probably ate one of those! Give him back his STARS! He doesn't CARE if he sounds like a toddler! That's DIRECT ACCESS TO THE SECRETS OF SPACE ITSELF! He'll BITE, so HELP HIM-! *Is scruffed like a cranky infant being carried off to beddy bye*
Injustice! D:<
But, none the less, body's require sleep. He shovles down his food, washes up, and flops down in his bed. In the nice lil cozy "Safe For My Half Apprentice Who Is Also My Adopted Son" corner. He passes out in that corner. Starts to float, as he has done countless times before, when agitated before bed. Floats OUT of that corner.
That Safe Little Corner.
IN THE CENTER, THE BEATING HEART OF SPACE.
You know... the place ALL OF SPACE connects too. Where Universe Form and Die. The Grand Recycler. Dust to Dust, from the ashes of old, to the creation of new. Where PORTALS are randomly assigned. So that the Omniversal Ectoplasmic Levels may always be balanced at near to perfect levels, allowing free flow of Souls through the various Reincarnation cycles.
Space, of course, doesn't MANAGE the Ectoplasm itself. Nor the Souls! Different Ancient for THAT, but they DO manage the PORTALS. We live in a SYSTEM after all. Everyone has their "departments" as it were. So really, it's quiet... Danny? Honey? Awful quiet back there! You, uh, fallen asleep, Starlight?
*empty room*
(O.O)
*inhale* AAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!!
Meanwhile! He be Snoozin'! And Ghostin'! Ghost Snoozin'! Is extra comfy, cause he weightless and got not booooones~☆!
But! He? Is not a child anymore! Has learned to... for lack of a better term, Let Go. To finally ACCEPT his Death. His inhumanity. His Amortality. Death no longer holds him, can no longer let him go. He is... not immortal. He is disowned, by his own doing and his own choice, at his timeless moment of Ending.
When Life let go of his hand and Death kindly offered theirs, he did not take it.
And that's okay.
It took awhile. Talking to older ghosts. Most vague and vast, near formless. Because it's... it's scary. And it's all you know. All, really, you've EVER known. Inherent to your identity, even after you leave that part you behind.
You are "human". "Martian" or "Xy'xeruian", something else, and you never question it. Even when you've left behind everything ELSE. Your name, your eyes, your history and skin. Yet you fly around and pretend. Still alive, still human.
But is that YOU?
Or just the form you found your start in?
And like? It's okay if it IS! Sometimes, yeah, you ARE. You look down deep and find a "don't know what you were expecting, buddy" sign stapled to a mirror. But more often? It's that last hurdle. The final step in Letting Go.
Everyone mourns at their own pace.
And they are the ghosts of who they were.
It helped. Mourning for the kid he was. Who was fourteen and wanted to be an astronaut. Who died and will never have a grave. The longer he exsists, for he can't technically be called Alive, the more painfully young that child seems.
It was okay.
To cry for Danny Fenton.
Then? To let him go. Let his memory, be memory. And his Past be the grave that child rests in. Loved dearly and remembered, but no longer binding his soul.
He doesn't have to wear that face anymore.
No tributes to the Dead.
He got? Kinda... BIG. Like REALLY big. Spiraling, serpentine, cracking ice, and burning galaxies. Like a fourth dimensional dragon, of ice and stars, somehow forcing its way into a three dimensional space. Atop it all, between two vast, impossible horns? Made of glacial ice coating the warping hearts of black holes, who's shape themselves seem to shift in unknowable ways? There burns, like comet trails, with super novas, compressed to decorative gems beneath glittering morning frost, a Terrible Crown.
He? Thinks? He MIGHT have wings.
He can't tell.
Because APPARENTLY he's a fuckin tesseract! Oh, no, sorry. He might me a Zone DAMNED PENTERACT!!! Is THIS what he gets for hanging out with Clockwork all the time? He just liked the quiet! Now his "true form" is PHYSICALLY PAINFUL for most people to look at!
Clock Dad WHAT THE HELL?!
(You see, now, why Space broke up with him? An ASSHOLE)
So! Danny stays, usually at least, in his "Hi, yes, I am Normal Human Man" Ghost form. But NOW? Now it PINCHS. Because it's TOO SMALL. But hey, that's fine! It's not like he has an ingrained habit of transforming when super tired and stressed! To float sleep for Maximum Restfulness(tm).
Ha ha!
Why does that feel like foreshadowing?
BECAUSE IT IS!
Danny? Snoozing! Space? Has LOST THE BABY! Portals? Have done a Jood Gob in Portalling, something they are vaguely sure they are supposed to be doing! Yay them! They have no brain cells but still enjoy helping! They moved a thing! That's helpful right? Yay! Probably!
And on DC's planet Earth?
They? Just choked on their fuckin coffee. One moment? La dee daa~ oooh~ look! Stars! Deep space! Oh, hiiii~ Watchtower! The NEXT? *every alarm in the building starts LOSING ITS SHIT* Giant World OBLITERATING SHAPE completely takes up the screen.
From near PLUTO.
There are NO WORDS TO DISCRIBE HOW FUCK OFF BIG THIS THING IS, MR. PRESIDENT. It will eat our nukes and LAUGH. Call! EVERYBODY!!!
Obviously? Superman. I mean really, OF COURSE Superman. Frankly, all the Supers. Because we would like to KEEP having a planet, thanks. Only? The more reports that come in? The more everyone is getting "oh fuck. This is a Workd Eater" vibes.
A massive, massive, Sleeping Titan of a Planet Destroying World Eater.
That MIGHT BE MAGIC.
*highly stressed Everyone noises*
And WORSE? Superman? Can't TOUCH it! Oh sure, at FIRST he could! But then he apparently pushed too hard in just one spot! And it felt POKED AT. So now, after flicking superman HALFWAY BACK TO EARTH to make him stop? No one can physically touch it!
But! There is hope!
Because? The creature is GREEN. Bright, luminous, Lantern Green! And Earth's Lanterns have already sent for back up. Combined? The were able to move a... hand? Paw? Something. But! With the combine forces of several nearby sectors of Lanterns? They promise the power to either relocate the creature or at least hold it in orbit until FURTHER forces can be deployed!
They refuse to harm the creature until it proves actively hostile, as it could have been seeking a place to nap and chosen one inconvenient to established planetary life. Frankly? Earth doesn't CARE where you relocate the giant Eldritch Space Dragon. Just NOT IN OUR BACKYARD, PLEASE.
....YES WE ARE SURE! We don't CARE if the scientific community of our planet is begging you to set up an area for them to place an "observation satellite"! No giant Eldritch Space Dragons in our solar system! It might WAKE UP!
Naturally, about half way THROUGH this Highly Delicate Operation?
Danny Wakes Up.
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