#i feel like i probably should have stopped reading after memnoch the devil

[elvesofnoldor]

can't believe blackwood farm is just a cheesy text-based supernatural fantasy romance rpg game. quinn is just a blank-slated self-insert player character. He gave off "player character who can be selected as either "male" or "female" on the start-up screen but the choice doesn't impact the story whatsoever because the dialogues and choices would be literally the same" vibe. Meanwhile, lestat, former villain, current anti-hero, now a featured bisexual love interest that everybody calls "playersexual". This book has only one purpose, and it is to let you imagine what's like to want to fuck lestat through the perspective of the most pathetic most livejournal fanfiction.net self-insert character ever who also happens to be a bit louis look-alike. This book is so fucking bad, but at least it's hilarious.

[surveysonfleek]

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5000 Question Survey Pt. 24

2201. Do you have a favorite song by The Cure? no. 2202. Are there things you've never told for fear that others would judge you? not really. 2203. Do you have a favorite Glen Miller song? i don’t know them. 2204. Can sex ever be casual? yes. 2205. Who was the last person to let you down? my boyfriend.

2206. Do others feel that you expect too much of them? i don’t think so. 2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you? yes. 2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds? definitely. 2209. Would you like to go on television to receive a make-over? tbh sure, why not. 2210. What will no one ever see you do? masturbate lol. 2211. Are you quick to anger? sometimes. 2212. Are you slow to forgive? sadly, yes. 2213. Do most people around you have a positive attitude? hmm half and half. 2214. What do you need help with? finding a new job. 2215. Do you know a lot about geography? not a whole lot but i wouldn’t say i lack knowledge in it. i’m good with flags and capitals. 2216. Do you take the easy way out of things? sometimes. 2217. What is your favorite fabric to wear? cotton. 2218. Would you finish this survey if it went up to 10,000 questions? eventually i guess, assuming i still liked doing surveys. 2219. Would you rather visit the dessert or the rainforest? rainforest. 2220. What does Domo Oregato Mister Roboto actually mean? idk. 2221. Do you still make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles haha sometimes. 2222. Make a wish now: sure. 2223. Do you look for four leaf clovers? when i was a kid, yeah. 2224. What are you the guardian of? idk. my life? 2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance? no. i’ll treat people based on their behaviour towards me and others. 2226. Are you for or against censoring child pornography? for. who would be against that? 2227. Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children? still wrong but i’d say so. 2228. Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren't real, they just look real)? hmm but for what reason exactly? 2229. Do you like wheel of fortune or jeopardy better? wheel of fortune. never watched jeopardy. 2230. Are you a fan of the Clash? no. 2231. How do you feel about Jerry Orbuch's passing on? i didn’t know them. 2232. What celebrity are you dreading the future death of? anyone i love right now. 2233. Are you a fan of Joy Division? no. 2234. If you were going to 'make over' your diary what theme would you give it? lol. 2235. What is your favorite tarot deck? tbh i can’t even name one from the deck. 2236. How do you feel about file sharing (especially movies and music)? it’s a dying sector since streaming services have taken over. 2237. How do you feel about wicca and paganism? no feeling. 2238. Do you believe that people who practise the above religions are able to accomplish magic? i have no idea. i’d have to see it to believe it. 2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students in a high school with a low budget in generally poor neighborhood, would you do it? no, just coz i’m not that great at creative writing myself. 2240. If you could pick anyone who would you want living next door to you? my boyfriend hahaha. 2241. If you were a tarot card which one would you be? idk. 2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving twinkies and other fatty foods? i guess. 2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries even if they wouldn't taste as good? no. just don’t go there or stop eating fried in general. 2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a signifigant other? i’ve done that before but not anymore. 2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics? idk lol. 2246. Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out? idk. 2247. Are you more practicle or imaginative? practical. 2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes? sure. 2249. What are the four best songs or bands to listen to while making love? any old school rnb music. 2250. What do you believe in? idk anymore. 2251. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart? boyz ii men surely. 2252. Are you a fan of Roxy Music? idk them. 2253. Can you ever say something that hasn't been said or do something that hasn't been done? possibly. 2254. When was the last time you were up all night? maybe a month ago. i just couldn’t sleep. 2255. Do you enjoy wasting time? sometimes haha. 2256. Why do people use safe notes? what? 2257. Have your gods and idols let you down? no. 2258. Is a place in the country your ideal? nah. 2259. Have you ever developed a photograph? yes i have actually! 2260. Have you ever courted anyone? no. Has someone courted you? yes. 2261. What do you waste? time. 2262. Have you ever silk screened a t-shirt? nope. 2263. Is there anything that you tend to make that most people usually buy rather than make themselves? well i usually do my nails instead of getting them done professionally if that counts. 2264. When was the last time that you were neither going to school or working for a month or more? probably when i went to europe for 6 weeks. 2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself for a while? no lol. 2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel? idk. 2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die the random firing of electrons or is it something more? who knows. 2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life's inner meaning and your latest fling? nope. 2269. Can anyone guess what band/song I am listening to right now? no. 2270. When was the last time you were embaressed? when i tripped at the top of the escalators coz my shoelace got stuck. omg nightmare. 2271. If you were going to have amural painted in your bed room what would you want it to be of? a replica of an art piece i like. 2272. Is sex more about fullfilling a need or giving yourself? both. 2273. Do you like your belly? no. 2274. Do you think more or act more? think. 2275. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline? ridiculous. 2276. What is the healthiest food to eat? water lol. 2277. Have you ever read: Jonathan Livingston Seagull? no. Ender's Game? no. Memnoch the Devil? no. 2278. Should there be a mandatory retirement age? not at all. 2279. What's the craziest thing you've ever done on impulse that worked out well? buy tickets from a scalper at the stadium after the game had already started lol. 2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours: popcorn, beef and rice, bubble tea, steak and prawns. 2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings and tingly sensations? sometimes. 2282. Do you know a lot about the city you live in and do you think it's important to know a lot about it? i know enough about it. 2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museuem what would you want to see first? never heard of it but it sounds cool. 2284. Have you ever read: Lost Souls? The Shining? Damnation Game? Pearl Harbor? none. 2285. Do you have any excercise tapes or dvds? yeah we used to have tae bo dvds lol. 2286. Do you own a pair of lucky underwear? no. 2287. You've been feeding a wild cat but it's annoying your neighbors. You can not adopt it but youu must get rid of it. Which is kinder, taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of it's life or having it put to sleep? no idea... can no kill shelters put them up for adoption? 2288. Can you spell "mouse" without singing it (at least in your head)? yes. 2289. What's a word people should use more often? fiasco. 2290. What is the longest word you can type using only the top (letter) row of the keyboard? lol idk. 2291. Do you listen to other people's advice? i will always listen. but i’ll always act upon what i think is the best choice. 2292. Would you ever consider putting your entire cd collection on your hard drive and thn selling the cd's? nah. 2293. What do you think of this survey so far? it’s okay... 2294. What is one question that hasn't been on this survey yet but should be? idk lol. what’s you favourite snapchat filter? lol. 2295. Does 'liberty and justice for all' mean for all americans or all people? americans. 2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with? respect everyone? 2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you? only if i’m thinking about it and trying to go to sleep. 2298. Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing? yes. 2299. How do you feel you will likely die? idk. hopefully of old age. 2300. If you were going to run away where would you go? i have no idea.