#also his little baphomet plushie

[autumnblooms]

It’s a little hidden behind that speaker, but does this work?

does anyone have a good pic of dew using his pedal??

[autumnblooms]

This solo was amazing in person, one of my favorite videos from last night~

[0little-miss-scare-all0]

Stuffed animals I think Dethklok would give each other

Not trying to infantilize, they all get them those fuckin man babies.

Probably cringe but I could care less honestly 😭

Not proofread suck a fart

Nathan

Pickles gets him a whale. It's a reference to the whale he'll see so maybe next time he can relate it to his stuffed animal and not worry. They also stand for strength, which adds to the overall meaning of getting over fears.

Murderface would get him a lion. He says it's a jab at how much of a perfectionist he needs to be to be proud of his work. They're also just hella fucking brutal. Lions for the win

Skwisgaar would get him some type of fish. It doesn't matter which one, just whichever he finds first. They won't be very big, just little plushies.

Toki would get him a German Shepherd. He thinks it's a cool dog and I like to think it's Nathan's favorite. He would probably get the black ones to match Nathan's hair. He likes how they're actually cute but look brutal.

Charles isn't a big giver, especially with stuffed animals. If he finds one of those brutally cute things like the baphomet plushies he'll get them. Other than that, he's just too busy to look for insanely interesting ones.

Skwisgaar

Nathan would get him that alien plush from Ikea. I don't know why that was the first thing I thought of, but it was. It's called like Aftonsparv I think. They just both find it chucklesome.

Pickles would get him a wolf. I like to think that he just obsesses over wolves sometimes and Pickles feels the need to add fuel to fire.

Murderface would get him an arctic fox. He likes to say that Skwisgaar is from the North Pole up with "Santy Claus". He also just likes them.

Toki would get him a polar bear. I just think that everyone collectively thinks that Skwisgaar is an arctic man. He's pale and has ice blue eyes so it makes sense to me.

Toki

Nathan would get him a bunny because it's his spirit animal. (Ie. The episode they aired Bloodlines, I can never remember the name)

Pickles would get him little sharks. Think Blåhaj and things related. He just thinks they're cute and Toki loves them.

Murderface would get him a tiger. He says it's better because it's like a house cat but metal. Toki would argue that house cats are quite metal, but to no avail.

Skwisgaar would get him big octopuses. He would either say it was the Kraken or Cthulhu. Whichever he felt like it being.

Pickles

Nathan would get him just that. Pickles. It would be like the Cat v Pickle plushies and if it was a cat he'd just give it to Toki or something. He thinks it's the funniest shit ever

Murderface would get him an orca. They're hella brutal and he thinks it's funny that they're actually dolphins (don't fact check me i'm pretty sure that's true)

Toki is getting him dolphins. They're the shark and dolphin duo and it's so fun. It's a gag at this point, they'll buy each other the ugliest ones.

Skwisgaar would give him a frog. He just think it fits Pickles's vibe and appearance. Not to say he's an ugly frog.

Murderface

Nathan would get him a pig. At first it seems like a jab at him, but pigs are cute! They're also known to be smart and clean, at least from what a teacher told me once.

Pickles would get him those plushies of his favorite chip bags because they're just so fun. they also crinkle because why wouldn't they.

Toki would get him lions because they're also brutal cats and he thinks he should get the same thing. Also he needs some strength in his life the poor guy.

Skwisgaar would get him a manatee. It's just an ongoing joke since the events of Doublebookedklok. They giggle about it when they get too high sometimes.

Charles

He's the gifter this time

He hates when the guys get him things because he thinks they should use their money on "more useful" things.

He'll get Nathan those Baphomet plushies. They don't have to be generally big, but if he sees one he'll get it.

Pickles would get a horse or two from him. Specially the white and black ones, considering those are the most metal horses.

Murderface would get a wrench from this son of a bitch. Not a real one like a stuffed one I hope that was clear. I think they'd both giggle a little bit.

He's also a Toki cat giver. Specifically Calico cats. If he finds one that looks like Really Cool Cat then he'll get it for sentiment.

He'll get Skwisgaar an owl. He thinks it matches him and is majestic like he is, while still kind of creepy. Also spirit animal mention.

That's it I hope you fucks enjoyed <33

[silent-ember]

HIS LITTLE BAPHOMET PLUSHIE, I CAN'T!!!!!

🥺🥺🥺

(Also has that been there every ritual, or is it new, I've never noticed)

[saruman-the-silly]

Birthday headcanons with the ghouls and ghoulettes

something sweet because it's my birthday today yay! :D so I felt like writing headcanons on how the ghouls and ghoulettes would spend your birthday with you, their awesome partner :)

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Sodo

He might seem a little bit indifferent at first, but don't think he forgot, noo. He would act all "Nope, didn't even think about it," etc, but at the end of the day there would be a note telling you to come to your secret spot in the gardens.

When you get to the gardens, he would absolutely have a little picnic set up for you two with some fancy wine he probably stole from someone.

He also will get you your favourite snacks as a gift. And not just like 1 bag of your favourite candy, he will get like 6 bags of everything. Your snack drawer will be set for life.

I also see him gifting you a plushie, maybe a matching one to his Baphomet plushie.

Swiss

Listen, I can definitely see Swiss throwing you a surprise party.

The days following up to your birthday he'd be all "Nope. Nu-uh, what makes you think I have something planned?" He'd try to be secretive (he can't) so he hires the ghoulettes to keep you distracted for a few days.

And when I say he knows how to party, he knows how to party. He would and will go out of his way to make it the biggest and most outlandish surprise birthday party ever.

There may or may not be a serenade coming your way sometime in the evening, when Swiss has had one too many to drink.

Your gift from him would be a guitar pick necklace. Don't ask me why but I think it fits.

Mountain

I'd like to think Mountain prefers to keep it very intimate, and very thoughtful.

You go out to your favourite restaurant for dinner, and after that you go home and have a self-care night.

He will give your sore shoulders the greatest massage ever, I just know it. He will also have bought you your favourite scented candles, probably paired with some comfy socks.

Listening to some of your favourite music while doing skincare with him and just relaxing. You also just talk, because with Mountain, you never run out of interesting conversation topics.

Phantom

He will try to be all serious and fancy with a classic candle-lit dinner and all the cheesy romance movie stuff, because the poor thing doesn't know what you would like.

You of course appreciate it, but end up rolling on the floor with laughter when he tries to quote Mr. Darcy or something else romantic.

You just tell him that he doesn't need to do all of this, being here is enough. You end up crashing someone else's party, and probably get kicked out by wiping the floor with everyone- due to your phenomenal karaoke performance.

After that, you end up getting milkshakes from the nearest McDonald's drive-thru.

Rain

Idk why but I could imagine you going to an amusement park with Rain.

He would absolutely win you the biggest plushie available, after some tries with mild cursing and kicking stuff.

The day would be spent just goofing around, going on fun rides and enjoying the cheerful atmosphere.

Getting him to go on the ferris wheel was a bit of an task, but he got on with you, despite of his mild fear of heights.

When you are at the top just admiring the view, he would give you his present, a beautiful necklace with his initial on it.

Cumulus

She will have your birthday marked on every one of her cute calendars. And she has like 20 of them.

I feel like Cumulus would bring you breakfast in bed. If not, after you wake up there would be a gorgeous breakfast set up in the kitchen, like straight-from-your-Pinterest-board type of breakfast.

After that you would go shopping and she would buy you something you have needed for a long time, but also just everything you try on. When you try to protest, she just smiles cutely and says "It's your birthday, of course I'm buying this for you!" You give up after that.

When you go drink some fancy overpriced latte at a café, you would hear the latest gossip around the Ministry, because who wouldn't want to hear? I would be taking notes because she knows what's up.

Cirrus

Cirrus would keep it cool, handing you a well-wrapped present sometime in the afternoon. She got you the vinyl you were always talking about buying but never did!

After that, you would sneak off to the kitchens and steal some of the fancy rosé wine with some snacks.

She had somehow convinced Copia to let her use his room, since it had the biggest TV, so you barricaded yourself in there and had a movie marathon.

Movie marathon will include something trashy that you can laugh at, (like Twilight), something that will make you cry, and some of your all time favourites.

Aurora

She would absolutely barge into you room in the morning, playing Never Gonna Give You Up. Do not ask me how I came to this conclusion but she totally would.

Aurora will also have made a cake for you. It's one of those very ugly, slightly terrifying, very misshapen hedgehog cakes with the funky teeth. It's the best cake you have ever received on your birthday.

After eating the hedgehog cake she will drag you to a laser tag game with the other ghouls she forced into it. (Not that they needed to be convinced, it's a bit scary how fast some of them got into it)

The evening after will be spent painting your nails, watching a good show and just enjoying each others presence.

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Hope ya'll enjoy, I had fun writing this <3

[moonlight-taylor]

Can you explain your character more? I love an OC! :3

ooc:// we gonna pretend this was answered in a speedy time. also we're gonna pretend you asked for trivia facts about Moon because i already had some done b4 i realized that wasn't really what you asked-

under the cut because it gets longgg (might update a couple times later idk)

Moonlight is a college dropout! his major was photography, but unfortunately college just didn't work out for him is all

he has a sister who's a four years older (she was at Corey and Moon's wedding too!) and they used to have an "us vs them" mentality but something something they matured and realized that not everything is out to get them (hooray for therapy!)

MOONLIGHT IS A CHRONIC DOODLER!! he's got a journal full of doodles and he always doodles on himself, he's not really interested in actually learning to draw though

he's otherhearted! he has a link to foxes, and crows, his brain is run by a corvid who loves shiny things

Moonlight learned morse code in high school because he was bored and now it comes in handy to communicate with Craig

he is a total fucking slut for blue raspberry flavored things and has (jokingly) said that he would suck dick for something blue raspberry flavored

Moonlight's favorite game is Silent Hill and made a plushie of a Larval Stalker that is currently misplaced (he is very upset about that)

his favorite movie franchise is Scream and his favorite character is Randy Meeks because he sees some of himself in him

Moonlight dressed as Ghostface one Halloween and still has the costume (he actively tries to scare Shawn with it)

LOVES HALLOWEEN! it's his favorite holiday ever and always gets so hype for it

Moonlight is riddled with self doubt but tries not to show it

he's got that audhd combo that fucks him over constantly (he's thankful for having a great support system with friends who actually understand what's going on with him)

Moonlight is actually polyamorous! while he's married to Corey, yes, he's also with Jim (both are fully aware and okay with it don't worry!)

it's been mentioned a few times before but he lost his virginity on a bigot's grave, and has also had sex in an abandoned warehouse. mans is a freak.

big on cryptids, Mothman is one of his favorites, he also wants to give off notdeer vibes

he's got a whole vulture culture collection! has a deer skull he made into a mask, has a few jars with various animal bones, made matching necklaces for himself and Corey that had small vials filled with mouse bones, had a crow skull at some point but gifted it to someone he's no longer friends with, has a baby shark corpse in a jar (its name is Jorj :3)

has a goat skull that he attached a candle to the top of as an omage to Baphomet, the deity he actually worships (kinda, he's not really big on religion but he still fucks with Baphomet)

it's a 50/50 chance that when he's sleep deprived he'll either be a feral little shit running purely on caffeine or act like a sickly Victorian child

he sleeps weird. one time he fell asleep on the couch and then woke up in the fucking basement. he was completely sober at the time.

sometimes goes grave robbing with Joey and the other Murderdolls guys, someone's gotta be the voice of reason

petrified of spiders, once had a stress dream about having a bunch of black widows crawling all over him and he couldn't move. -1000/10, would not recommend.

speaking of dreams, he gets sleep paralysis at least every other week! 1/10, would not recommend, only in the positive numbers because one of the sleep paralysis "demons" he sees is hot

[cryptid-kratt-kid]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS KRATT!!!!!!!

As quick celebration, I wanted to make a long post about what all my AUs are doing on this very special day!

New Wild AU

The New Wild Crew has covered their cave with all things Cryptid related and otherwise chris-like!

They got him a life size Mothman plushie, and a statue of Baphomet!

Feral Kratts AU

Feral Chris isn't that keen on parties, so the whole crew is helping him hunt down a particular group of poachers that's been getting on his nerves as of late. Martin has also decided that he will refrain from being a whore on this special day.

They got him a brand new high-tech super-mega-ultra-death AK47 (Courtesy of Feral Aviva)!

Cryptid Kratts AU

The Cryptid bros only recently found out what birthdays were, and since they don't remember the exact date that they were born, (I mean, the calander hadn't exactly been invented yet...) Chris has decided that this is the day that he will celebrate his birthday. He's found himself a nice hot spring to spend the day relaxing in.

Toodles brought him a pile of stolen treasure (Sure it was technically meant as a courting gift but I guess it counts as a Bday gift too.)

Ocean Blue AU

Martin is on his best behavior to make sure his bro's birthday is attack free! Chris keeps telling him not to worry so much, but Martin's determined.

Martin got Chris a deep sea fossil for his collection. It was in such mint condition, that Archeologists would beg Chris to hand it over if they ever saw it.

Cat Kratts AU

The bros owners are throwing the bros a little birthday bash! They were born on the same day so, Chris' Bday is Martin's Bday also. Azazel tried to get them in party hats, but they absoloutly were not having it, so instead they just invited the bros' friends over and celebrated with treats and catnip!

Their owners bought them a fancy now cat hide, but they're both ignoring it in favor of the box that it came in.

Dimension Hoppers AU

The Dimension Hoppers crew is throwing Chris a surprise party in the Tortuga! Chris thinks they forgot his birthday, but he's in for one heck of a surprise!

Martin got him a Rad Slime plushie from their visit to The Far, Far Range, since they're his favorite slime rancher slime!

Bluepin AU

While Martin was preserving his latest specimen and removing all evidence from his victim's house, he found a collector's edition National Geographic Animal Encyclopedia. Knowing that Chris' Bday party was the next day, he decided that it was the perfect gift!

Chris had a fantastic birthday party and was none the wiser to the disturbing origin of his gift.

Blue Devil AU

Since this Au's Chris is well... dead, his birthday is a painful time for his brother. Today, Martin takes the time to remember all the wonderful things about the brother that was stolen from him. It fills him with rage and determination to make the villains pay for their actions.

To avenge his poor brother that didn't get to celebrate his special day.

FNAK AU

TCC and it's employees don't celebrate the animatronics' birthdays, but the FNAK crew remembers the days they became operational and treat these days as special.

Seymour and Cyrus are whipping up a ton of his favorite dishes, along with a human meat cake!

Wildrock FNAK Spinoff AU

The Bday situation is mostly the same between FNAK crews, but with some minor differences. Wildrock Chris is celebrating by being an absolute menace to anything that moves. Why? Because he can and it's fun.

Sadie painted his claws for him, and Martin got him a new guitar.

All My Brothers AU

All of the Chris clones celebrate their Bdays today! regardless of the date that they were actually cloned. They also use today to honor and pay respects to the original. The Wild Kratts crew is throwing Bean a party! (And martin is crossing his fingers that none of the other clones interrupt)

Though Bean didn't get to activate any creature powers, he did get his very own creaturepod!

Off-Colored AU

Toodles has somehow gone even more feral out of sheer excitement. Salutations is letting him loose in a fancy rich neighborhood so he can devour greedy capitalists to his heart's content. (Sal was just looking for a way get Tod's energy out so he wouldn't destroy literally everything, but the birthday boy doesn't need to know that, does he?)

After Toodles had tuckered himself out, Sal gave him a fancy lighter he bought on Etsy. Toodles was overjoyed that his big bro was finally endorsing his arson habits.

DSID AU

This Au's Chris is spending his Bday alone. After all the emotional hell that his peers, his brother, and the ghosts were putting him through, all he asked for on his birthday was peace and quiet. He's catching up on some books he's been intending to read, he's actually quite enjoying himself.

The Ghost and Martin Kratt AU

Despite Chris being a ghost, Martin and the crew still take the time to celebrate his birthday! Just because he doesn't age anymore doesn't mean he shouldn't get to celebrate his special day! The crew left him offerings of candy and cake! Though they refrained from lighting any candles to avoid triggering his pyrophobia.

Martin got him a Lion plushie, to replace Chris' old one that got incinerated in the fire.

TCC AU

Though the original Chris technically exploded into all of the mini chrises, Martin still honors his memory by declaring his birthday, international mini Chris day!

The shelter is having an adoption event! And all of the shelter chrises are being showered with love and treats.

Two Shades AU

Both Chris and Toodles wanna celebrate their birthday, but so far all they've managed to do is get into fights over their body. Chris is struggling to keep it together throughout all of the festivities that the crew has planned!

Martin assumed that Chris likes mirrors, so he got him an emerald green one with his name engraved on it. Martin has severely misjudged Chris' relationship with reflective surfaces...

Furby AU

Chris is celebrating his birthday by wreaking terror down upon mortals and demanding blood sacrifices. Aviva is lowkey scared of these adorable little childrens' toys.

Aviva got Chris a little backpack that he can be carried in. (Mostly because she was scared that if she didn't get him a gift, she'd end up dead in a ditch somewhere).

Our Wild World AU

Chris isn't one for drinking, so instead of spending his bday at the local tavern like most adventurers, he prefers to spend the day just slowing down and appreciating the local wildlife.

And (I think) That's all of them! I wish a very happy birthday to our favorite green brother! Happy Birthday Chris!!!!!

Martin got him an emerald gilded crossbow, and a book on the land's dragons.

[grelleswife]

Aarushi Headcanon (courtesy of @deadly-safety-scissors )

In addition to Miss Bunny, Sebastian also got Aaru this diabolical little plushy:

His name is Baphomet, but Aaru calls him “Baph” for short. Baph and Miss Bunny are best friends. When Aarushi goes to sleep at night, they have Baph at their left (“sinister”) side and Miss Bunny at their right, symbolic of Sebastian’s and Agni’s respective influences.

@bapydemonprincess