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my dad is weirdly critical of customer service ppl. not to their faces, he's always polite to them, but if someone is like, aloof or not super attentive or not 100% "professional" in some way, afterwards he'll complain about it and i want to strangle him. it's especially annoying since HE has worked in customer service his entire life, that's been all his jobs, so it's ridiculous he holds everyone to such a high standard.
#my sister and i have a theory#most of his jobs he's been an expert in some capacity#so he's interacting w customers but bc he has specific talents said customers are coming to the store for#they tend to treat him with more respect than customers will treat a regular customer service person at like a supermarket or a restaurant#also he's a cishet white guy#not that they never have to deal with shitty customers (i know he has) but like#but he's mentioned his female coworker getting more shit than him at the store they work at despite them having the same expertise#also tbh i feel like he is more critical of women than men or at least i have more memories of him being like 'she wasnt very friendly'#idk i was done with it even before i worked customer service now im like im not gonna listen to u badmouth this person#when my mom was there and says they were fine just not especially helpful or engaged#really really sick of how judgmental he is#my sister and him are both like that but my sister has more awareness and has gotten way better#and she's worked enough waitressing and bartending jobs that i doubt she's ever that critical of customer service ppl#at least i havent heard that from her#he's just such a crank sometimes. more and more these days#ok rant over
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The only thing better than pathetic men is pathetic men who are out of their fucking minds. I want Gabriel carnally and I can only express this through shitpost art
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#minos prime#v1 ultrakill#idk if yall tag the council#gonna assume no since theyre only there to give us gabriel murder moments or whatever. my catholic queen#the first and ONLY time ive ever drawn minos prime btw. idk if i can top it#catboy gabriel is. i was watching giannis fucking stream#what is wrong with that man#also the cishet debate is because V1 wore a DOWN WITH CIS shirt and beat the fuck out of gabriel even though hes literally transgender#gabriel not cis het white OR male but hes standing up for the little guy i guess#also had to google image search 'christian t shirts' for gabriels shirt#fun search history addition#alright whatever#squiddlyart
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listen i know vegans can be annoying but we were hanging out with some friends and acquaintances in a voice chat to celebrate my friend's bday and she got excited that she got vegetarian food and two guys were like "uuuuuh i don't understand why people don't eat meat. it's so stupid and they're always pushing their diet on others. vegans actually want to eat meat that's why they eat vegan hotdogs. just admit that you want to eat meat etc etc" and when we pointed out that THEY were currently pushing their diet on my friend and they said wuuuhh it's not the same thing wuuhwuhhh....
so fucking rude and literally everyone else besides these two were like ok can we change the subject no one likes this conversation BUT THEY KEPT GOING
#the kind of cishet white guys who want to feel opressed so bad#yeah youre so opressed for having a normal fucking diet go cry about it some more#and talking like that to the birthday girl on top of it all#also one of the stupid guys wouldnt shut up and CONSTANTLY talked over my wife#and she asked him to turn on tank stance like 10 times but he didnt even react until someone ELSE said it#txt
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Paul matthews should experiment with his gender, I think he would like it.
#He has transmasc swagger but Is also the most cishet white man who is trying his best ever#paul matthews#jon matteson#tgwdlm#the guy who didn’t like musicals#starkid#starkid productions#Transgender#I don’t understand him
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other than the entire adultery plotline, the only thing i would retcon in the entire season 1 of ouat is the fairies are cursed to become nuns in storybrooke. WHAT EVEN WAS THAT??? so many characters became their exact opposites, so why was blue the exact same stuffy woman both as a fairy and in storybrooke? in my mind, the fairies became a giant lesbian commune (so essentially what they already were in the enchanted forest) living on the outskirts of town. and because storybrooke shouldn't have any contact with the outside world, the fairies collectively own a farm that sources most of the food for all of storybrooke. when the curse broke they were like hey actually this is pretty good. and kept being a giant lesbian commune.
#ouat#once upon a time#ouat season 1#seriously why would regina make them devoted to a religion that doesn't/shouldn't even exist in her realm??#i always thought it was SO random and out of place#anyway other random minor headcanons i associate with this:#when emma was briefly homeless in between getting kicked out of granny's and moving in with snow#the lesbian farmer commune would have reached out and housed her so she wouldn't be sleeping in her car no questions asked#regina obviously has trauma with horses but she still would have sent henry over to the lesbian farmer commune#to replicate summer camp for him within storybrooke and let him learn the value of Hard Work and whatever because she IS a good mum#ruby would have been very good friends with them cause she would probably have to do pickup of their deliveries#and would strongly consider moving in with them whenever she had a big fight with her granny#david is their favourite cishet white guy in canon. otherwise it's just wlw mlm solidarity#btw the disney abc explanation for it would've been that they're feminist celibates#which would get retconned in season 5 when ruby was revealed to be queer#also in this perfect world. mulan came to storybrooke WITH the merry men. and then she joined the lesbian commune#ideally WITH aurora but idc. all the fairies would have loved to see mulan toss haybales (even if they all could do it)#mary margaret would have been blissfully unaware of the fact it's a lesbian commune#so after her relationship problems with david in season 1 she considers joining#and comedically. emma spends the entire rest of season 1 thinking that david was so bad he turned mary margaret gay#and is not corrected until surprise!! they're both her parents
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sometimes my friend will come into school wearing purple clip on cat ears and a tail. hes not a furry he just does it cuz its fun and i think thats beautiful.
#toby speaks#he is also the guy playing the prince charming to my cinderella. hes a pretty cool guy im glad to be friends w him#hes not even gay#he is one of the four people in the choir/theater dep in our school who is not queer#in fact the only cishet white dude in the choir is the choir director. which is pretty funny imo
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#i personally am VERY excited for the murderbot show.#i think making murderbot the only cishet white guy in the cast is possibly the funniest thing they could do#also i have been in love with alexander skarsgard since 2008 so i may be biased#i hope he gets to look directly into the camera making a :/ face at least once per episode#also! a win for amab nonbinary folks everywhere#big swedish hunk is now actively nonbinary and using it/it's pronouns. HOT
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Watchmen fandom should be subjected to sociological analysis I am being serious. Looked in the tag to see what’s going on and if anything cool is happening fancontent wise like analysis or cool content or w/e and saw ace price Rorschach icons. That character is a right wing bigot he opens the comic with a rant about how much he hates gay people. Guys.
#like he is an interesting character and I think he reveals many interesting things about masculinity and whiteness but guys!!#you can express appreciation for good character writing in ways other than tumblrifying them#though ofc the worse offenders are cishet dudebro zack snyder-esque fanboys now there's a demographic that missed the point entirely#also sorry for posting about comics from the 80s I'll make some transsexual artwork soon#the moral of the story is... fandom is where good stories go to die
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girl help i came out as a lesbian at school and i kinda wish i hadn’t
no one’s been homophobic but i didn’t realize how fast stuff like that would travel. i told friends and they told their friends and now like everyone knows :/
i don’t really enjoy how i’m perceived when people who don’t know me well know i’m gay
also recently i’ve been wondering if i’m ace so that doesn’t help
#op#it’s just community college so i won’t be here long but still#probably just won’t come out again when i transfer#i don’t mind people knowing but i also kinda don’t think it’s anyone’s business yknow#also i told this one (cishet) guy friend i wasn’t out to my parents and now he’s being super weird about wanting me to come out to them????#he’s like ‘you’re gonna have to tell them EVENTUALLY’ and ‘they’ll get over it it won’t be so bad’ idk how to explain homophobia to him#like how do you explain to a white cishet male that my family finding out i’m gay will have. consequences
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life pro tip: be Weird at the hot guy who is hitting on you
#so far he has borne my pain-addled rants with admirable patience#he also appears to be a cishet white guy with decent Opinions#points to him#via shitposts#yes im gonna fuck him#what about it
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Being trans is funny because all the guys who've ever had a crush on me are gay now
#which isn't many because i wasn't very attractive#but let's see. when i was in 4th grade i turned the basicest of basic cishet blonde white boys gay for like five seconds#i also tried having a comphet crush on him but he was just Too boring (affectionate we are friendish now)#i turned an antisemetic dudebro gay in sixth grade#there was also the guy who was hitting on me last year? idk what his excuse was. i was presenting very masc by that point#many people assumed i was nonbinary and/or a lesbian so idk why he thought he would hit on me like i was a straight girl#but yeah. anyway. those three Straight Boys TM have now had a crush on a dude. thank you transgenderism
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why is it that when you tell someone they have privilege, they feel the need to tell you about all their life problems?
I'm sorry you have to work a 9 to 5, but that's not the same as being oppressed
#genuinely like#told a guy his ability to shut out the news and politics comes from a place of privilege#he immediately starts telling me about his childhood#like ok the prime minister wants to kill me but you being poor when you were a kid#definitely worse /s#like i was also poor as a kid but i was also trans and queer and disabled and autistic and mentally ill#yet i still recognise that i have white privilege#why cant cishet able-bodied allistic white men do the same#accidentally ranting in tags ig
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omg y'all ever quit a book bc it's so aggressively heterosexual 😩😩😩
#i'm not gonna quit this one - i already bought the series and there are aspects that i am very interested in#but omg am i gonna complain about it my goodness#every single opportunity the author gets he's making the characters straight#like even in situations where it's the most irrelevant of side characters he has to add in the ''oh those girls are so hot'' line jesus#and while thought could be in a bi way the character also went ''and not so many muscley guys'' so#it's not in a malicious way really#just a cishet white man who's never had to think or care about queer rep and so he doesn't#bri's adventures in literature#bri speaks#i feel like tswift using that tag tbh
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A great starting place to understand privilege and its connection to oppression without completely conflating the two is Privilege, Power and Difference (specifically the latest edition). It is literally all about this exact topic!
I think somewhere people got confused and now think that "privileged" equals "oppressor" and "having privilege" equals "has the power to oppress".
It doesn't.
#but seriously read the LATEST edition bc earlier editions didn’t discuss disability#and the author after feedback was like fuck yeah you’re right lemme include this bc that’s important#I definitely wouldn’t consider it The Book you should read bc you should always be reading and learning but it’s good#also like. it’s written by a cishet abled white guy. so you should get other sources too!#he does surprisingly well acknowledging his own privilege in writing the book and (imo) doesn’t let it get in the way
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my brother has one confirmed queer coworker and one suspected coworker and it’s gonna be like a year before they’re all queer and my brother is coming out to me
#their reasons for suspecting the one guy are kinda….. white tumblr stereotype ngl#but also????? he’s autistic and has a dumb haircut#and dyed hair#there’s no way he isn’t queer be it sexuality or gender#(but also like cishet people are allowed to be/do those things too so like??? you shouldn’t assume)
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I love how much of warhammer 40k is clearly a bunch of white dudes sitting around, thinking up the worst shit imaginable and going "thank god that could never happen to me, the cishet white guy"
angron is a one for one depiction of slavery, yet is painted as the bad guy for wanting to stand against oppression
mortarion is disabled and constantly has his decisions taken away from him by able bodied people only to be seen as moody and uncooperative
magnus is gay or trans or both. literally a guy blamed for something he was born with that he cannot control and told you're bad if you explore this part of yourself. also you're illegal now
fulgrim was actively encouraged to pursue perfection, despite never being good enough for others. he pushed any personal pleasure aside for an uncaring crusade and then is demonized for saying "fuck it, I'll have fun"
lorgar. also known as "this is why you don't abuse your kids"
horus is the golden child who's sent out into the world by himself only to find out Gee, Maybe I'm Not Ready because good ol dad did everything for him then told him "figure it out lol"
alpharius omegon are the autistic kids who don't understand why pops is doing this, maybe we should do things a little different than "blood soaked crusade"
perturabo is the burnout middle kid who did everything to impress his father only to be told "that's what's expected of you" who then got mad since acting out was the only way he got attention
konrad curze has a mental disorder. and is abused because of it
all of these characters were so close to being some of the best representation for minorities we could get in media only for gw to eat shit right at the finish line because they can't commit to an actual story. and it's amazing just how little these writers understand that the things they depict are all real things that people suffer through every day, and are demonized for every single day, especially when we are told these characters are irredeemable and should be destroyed, no questions asked
#silly millie speaks#i have feelings about warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#angron#mortarion#fulgrim#magnus the red#perturabo#alpharius#alpharius omegon#horus lupercal#lorgar aurelian#konrad curze
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