#also he 100% easily could’ve murdered us ahskajskaks
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I like to think I have a below to average amount of weird but otherwise harmless old men interactions for a 5’3 female presenting person but I’ve been told multiple times that that is not the case…
#maybe it’s just because I like to tell my stories ahakakaks#anyways if anyone else has odd middle aged men stories I am all ears#I have three big ones I always like to share#there’s the ‘you ever seems buckeye tree🤨’ guy who compared my beautiful and friendly lab mutt#to a pitbull so he could complain about how violent pit bulls were#he I actually made my friend walk briskly away from when he turned his back because I did not see a good out to that conversation#Carl who I’m convinced was actually an energy feeding fae because dear god I’ve never felt so drained from an interaction before#I actually flinched I thought I saw him again one time#he was completely harmless but my god did he talk… so… much#also he 100% easily could’ve murdered us ahskajskaks#and then my new one is Mark at the hotel pool#I definitely have had smaller encounters here and there but those are the big three lmao#I swear I try to be rude sometimes I guess I’m just not rude enough#by yours truly the omelette of cheese
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