#also can't believe you reblogged my ocs too this is what i mean when i say i'm rediscovering my stuff with you i miss them so much🥹🥹🥹🥹

[vintageskeletons]

hii sorry for accidentally going like 2 years back into ur blog just wanted to say ur art is so cute i love it a lot have a good day <3

Here’s a tiny kageyama:

please note that i'm devastatingly holding my head in my hands as i'm reading the nice things you left in the tags you're so incredibly sweet thank youuu🥹🫶

also NEVER apologise for stalking and reblogging old stuff because then i get to rediscover them too and see my own progress while also paying a visit to my previous hyperfixations lol

another thank you for the tiny kageyama i will bring him along in my pocket for the train ride to uni tomorrow. hope you have a good day too <333 have another tiny kageyama that encapsulates how i feel in return :)

[bratshaws]

through the hourglass 365. brb x oc

a/n: sorry for not possting guyssss(comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: none uwu

goodness gracious (pls read this one to know more what this fic is about!!)

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Beatrice wasn’t waiting for anyone and she was busy pulling the Halloween decorations from the attic when she heard the doorbell. The dogs immediately perked up and Nicole stopped sitting on top of Jack to stare at it, “...mama?”

Bea frowns, then clears her throat, “Roos?” she calls and her husband’s footsteps thud over, he looks from her to the door, “...could you��uh…open it?”

Rooster glanced at Beatrice, "What, are you scared it's a trick-or-treater?"

Beatrice rolled her eyes, a smirk playing on her lips. "No, I just have my hands full with these decorations," she replied, gesturing to the box of Halloween decorations in her arms. "Besides, you're the one with the muscles, remember?"

Rooster chuckled, shaking his head as he made his way to the front door. "Alright, alright, I'll handle it," he said, flexing his arms to her, “Only because you asked nicely.” He reached for the doorknob and pulled the door open, then he paused, furrowing his brows…”Hello?”

“Bradley Bradshaw?”

He frowns, straightening his posture so he could appear bigger to this man…he felt…like he knew him. He also had a mustache, he was as tall as he was and they did look like a similar “...how’s it going man.” he smirks, ‘Been a while,knucklehead.”

Wait.

Rooster widens his eyes, “Holy shit,John?!”

John's eyes lit up with recognition as he grinned at Rooster. "Damn right, it's me! Can't believe it took you that long to figure it out, Bradshaw," he teased, “Took you so long,huh?”

Rooster laughed, stepping forward to pull John into a tight embrace. "Man, it's been too long," he exclaimed, clapping John on the back. "What brings you here?"

John pulled back, “I’ve been trying to find you, you left Virginia and you just disappeared because of the Navy,right?” his eyes drop to Rooster’s hand,”...and you got married too?”

“Well,yeah, I joined the Navy after high school," he confirmed, his eyes dropping to his wedding band. "And yeah, I got married a few years ago."

"I heard about your deployment overseas," he said quietly, his tone sympathetic. "I tried reaching out, but I guess I didn't have the right contacts."

“...right contacts?”

“Yeah, guess they wouldn’t allow me to talk to you unless we’re family.”

A very long pause followed. So long that Beatrice herself leaned back to see what was going on. 

Rooster licked his lips as he propped his hand on his hip “...you…you are the John we were told about?”

John's expression shifted, surprise flickering across his features. "Told about? What do you mean?" 

Rooster hesitated, unsure of how much he should reveal. He exchanged a glance with Beatrice, silently communicating with her before turning back to John. "We were...told that someone named John was saying to be my uncle and wanted to talk to me," he explained carefully, choosing his words with precision.

“Oh. Ohhhh,hah that…yeah I mean I said it as a joke.”

Rooster raised an eyebrow, his expression incredulous. "A joke?" he echoed, in disbelief.

John scratched the back of his head, a sheepish grin spreading across his face. "Yeah, you know, just messing around," he replied, his voice slightly strained. "I didn't think you'd take it seriously."

Rooster's jaw tightened as he processed John's words, and he…didn’t know how to feel about that. Clearing his throat, Rooster forced a tight smile. "Well, you got me," he said lightly, though there was a hint of disappointment in his voice. "So, what brings you here, John?"

John's grin faltered slightly as he sensed Rooster's tension, but he quickly regained his composure. "Oh, you know, just passing through town and thought I'd drop by," he replied casually, his tone overly nonchalant. “And you know, wanted to see one of my best friends from school, ‘cause of the reunion.”

“...reunion?”

“From High School!” John smiles, “Didn’t you get anything in the email?”

Rooster blinked…did he? Honestly he often skimmed over his emails so quickly he probably missed it entirely, “...I’m not sure.”

John's smile faltered at Rooster's response, disappointment flashing in his eyes. "Oh, uh, well, maybe it got lost in your inbox or something," he replied, "But yeah, there's a high school reunion happening next month. I thought you'd be interested in catching up with everyone."

Rooster's mind raced as he tried to recall if he had indeed received an email about the reunion. "Yeah, I must have missed it," he admitted,"But thanks for letting me know."

Beatrice stepped forward, offering John a warm yet careful smile. "It's nice to meet you, John," she said politely, extending her hand. "I'm Beatrice, Rooster's wife."

John's eyes lit up with surprise as he shook Beatrice's hand. "Nice to meet you too, Beatrice," he replied, his tone friendly. "Wow,he's a lucky guy." he chuckles,”Never thought you’d go for–” neither Bea or Rooster breathe, both expecting John to say something about Beatrice’s curvy body, “-brunettes.”

Oh.

Whew.

Rooster managed a strained chuckle, though inwardly, he bristled at John's comment. He shot a quick glance at Beatrice, silently communicating his discomfort, before turning back to John with a tight smile.

"Right, well, I'll keep that in mind," Rooster replied, his tone guarded. "Anyway, it was nice seeing you, John. How…did you get our address again?”

John's grin widened, seemingly oblivious to Rooster's discomfort. "Oh, I just asked around," he replied casually, his tone nonchalant. "Figured someone in town would know where to find you."

Rooster's brows furrowed slightly at John's response, a flicker of unease stirring in the pit of his stomach. He exchanged a glance with Beatrice, silently communicating his concern, before turning back to John with a forced smile.

"Well, I'm glad you…found us," Rooster said diplomatically,  "But we're actually in the middle of something right now, so..."

John's smile faltered at Rooster's abruptness, his expression shifting to one of disappointment. "Oh, uh, yeah, no problem," he replied, "I didn't mean to interrupt, I just wanted to say hi. It’s been so long!"

"It's fine," he said curtly, gesturing towards the parked car not far from there. "We'll catch up another time, okay?"

“Yeah, sure. Of course.” John hesitated for a moment, then gave them a small wave before turning to leave. As he walked away, Rooster couldn't keep his eyes off of him, wanting to see him enter the car and leave.

Beatrice watched John go with a furrowed brow, her mind racing with questions and concerns. She turned to Rooster, "Do you think he's telling the truth about just passing through town?" she asked quietly, her voice laced with uncertainty.

Rooster sighed, running a hand through his hair in frustration. "I honestly don't know," he admitted, his tone heavy with frustration. "I haven’t seen the guy in years and to find out he is the one saying to be my uncle? Kinda creepy.”

“Were you two close?”

“We had friends in the same groups.” Rooster says, “Back when we were like, fourteen maybe? He was a funny guy but,I don’t know why he thought this whole idea was hilarious.”

Beatrice nodded, her gaze lingering on the spot where John had disappeared. "It's just strange that he would show up out of nowhere like that," she mused, her voice tinged with concern. "And claiming to be your uncle? That's...unsettling."

"Yeah, it doesn't sit right with me either," he admitted, his tone tight with unease. "I mean, why would he suddenly decide to reconnect after all this time? Just because of the reunion– which I’m not going by the way.”

“You are not?”

“No,I’m enjoying my extended leave with you, not with those people.” he mutters, “The kids are growing and I’m not here to see it, the dogs are starting to grow old too, I’m not going to waste my time in a reunion.”

"Family time is more important than any reunion."

Rooster's tense expression softened at Beatrice's words, a wave of gratitude washing over him. He squeezed her hand back, offering her a grateful smile. "Thanks, Bea," he murmured, his voice sincere. "I'm glad you understand."

They stood in silence for a moment, the weight of John's unexpected visit hanging heavy in the air. Beatrice's mind raced with questions and concerns, but she pushed them aside for now, focusing on the warmth of Rooster's hand in hers.

After a moment, Rooster cleared his throat, breaking the silence. "Well, let's head back inside," he suggested, his tone gentle. "We can talk more about this later, once the kids are asleep."

Beatrice nodded in agreement,  but looked over her shoulder one last time before stepping in.

-

“So,John.”

“Mhm.”

She leans back on the couch while holding her wine glass, “You two were friends.” Rooster nods, “Did you stop being friends or…time separated you guys?”

Rooster took a sip of his own drink before replying, his gaze distant "We drifted apart," he admitted, "Life took us in different directions, I guess."

Beatrice nodded, her expression thoughtful as she processed Rooster's words. "That happens," she agreed, her voice soft. "People change, circumstances change. It's just a part of life."

"Yeah," Rooster agreed, pursing his lips. "But it's still strange to see him after all this time. I never expected him to just...show up out of nowhere…or how he did. I don’t think what he did is even legal."

"So," Beatrice leans on a hand, "what do you think we should do about John?"

Rooster furrowed his brows in thought, his mind racing with possibilities. "I'm not sure," he admitted, his tone troubled. "I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but...I also don't want to ignore the fact that he showed up unannounced,kind of."

“It does seem weird he just wanted to…uh…revive the friendship.”

“Honestly, he was always…uhhh…”

“Eccentric?”

“Weird.” Rooster says, “He did have this weird,I don’t know, idea he was the leader of our group or something.” he gently scratches Jolene’s head with his free hand, the pittie huffing happily below him, “And,maybe,well…well maybe he does want to meet everyone again?”

Beatrice nodded slowly, "Maybe," she agreed, her tone cautious. "But even if that's the case, his approach was...questionable, to say the least. It's not like he reached out beforehand or anything."

Rooster sighed, his shoulders slumping with frustration. "Yeah, you're right," he admitted, his voice tinged with irritation as he spun the glass in his hand. "I just wish he had handled things differently. If he really wanted to, you know, meet again."

"I know, Roos," she said softly, her gaze filled with empathy. "But we can't change what's already happened. All we can do is figure out how to move forward from here." she smiles, “That won’t cause you any trouble,right? Especially with your promotion ceremony this weekend?”

Rooster's expression softened at Beatrice's concern,"I'll figure it out, gorgeous," he replied, his voice steady. "I won't let anything or anyone ruin this weekend for us."

Beatrice smiled, a sense of relief washing over her at Rooster's words. She leaned in closer to him, her hand finding his as she squeezed it gently. "I know you will, Roos," she murmured, her voice filled with confidence. "You always do."

‘Aw,” he smiles, “Keep that up and I might fall in love with you.”

Beatrice chuckled "Careful, LC," she teased, her tone light and teasing. "You might just find yourself head over heels."

Rooster grinned, his eyes sparkling with affection as he met Beatrice's gaze. "Wouldn't be the first time," he replied, his voice soft with adoration. "But seriously, Bea, I’ll be okay. I can always talk to Mav and Cyclone,say this whole thing was……a huge misunderstanding because of a former friend of mine.”

Beatrice nodded, a small smile tugging at the corners of her lips. "That sounds like a good plan," she agreed, her voice filled with reassurance. "Having Mav and Cyclone's support will definitely help."

“Yeah…” he blinks, “But…I might talk to John again.”

“...really?”

“Yeah…” he frowns, “...I just remembered something…and i think it’s important.”

[helluva-hotel-ask-blog]

Welcome to Hell!

Here we have the entire Hazbin Hotel, and Helluva Boss crew available for questions!

-> VIDETTE CHARACTER BIO <-

-> MAIN BLOG <-

My main ^ I'm female, and go by "Cheeto" btw :D

Characters you can interact with! ✨Stars✨ mean I'm confident in my ability to RP as them. (No star does not mean I am not good at playing as them. it just means they may be slightly out of character)

HAZBIN HOTEL

Charlie ✨

Vaggie ✨

Alastor ✨

Angel Dust ✨

Husk ✨

Niffty

Sir Pentious ✨

Cherri Bomb

Lucifer ✨

Vox ✨

Valentino (INTENTIONALLY OOC) ✨

Velvette ✨

Vidette (OC) ✨

Fat Nuggets

Emily

Sera ✨

(Sinner) Adam ✨ HELLUVA BOSS

Blitzo ✨

Moxxie ✨

Millie (may be OOC)

Loona

Stolas

Fizzaroli ✨

Asmodeous ✨

Beelzebub

Emberlynn ✨

DISCLAIMERS

-I am a Catholic, so if something comes across as answered weirdly, it's because I'm trying to answer the question without promoting something I don't believe is right. I would like to emphasize that THIS IS AN AU! Not everything is the same as the show, but it is as close to canon as possible, while still keeping things appropriate.

-I'm a busy bean! Sometimes I get burnt out or just lack the energy to answer asks, while other times I simply have zero idea how to answer them. I do see the asks! I just dunno what to do with em sometimes 🤣

-Sometimes I accidentally reblog something to this blog instead of my main. please ignore it when that happens. I'll fix it when I notice it.

-This blog INCLUDES Helluva Boss characters!

-This blog INCLUDES an OC, Vidette. You can also ask her questions!

-There will be no swearing or inappropriate jokes from the characters.

-While you may interact with Valentino, any interactions with him will be with a not-nearly-as-evil version, for my sanity and yours.

-Feel free to ask Angel about his work, but it will be heavily censored, or answered vaguely. I'm keeping the blog as clean as possible whilst still maintaining the plot of the show.

-I have not seen all of Helluva Boss, but I do know the plot, and have seen countless clips. I'm unfortunately not allowed to watch it anymore.

-Some characters may be slightly OOC. I'll take constructive criticism, but please don't be mean about it.

-I do not recommend interacting with this blog unless you are at least 15+. I can't stop you, but you really shouldn't be watching the show if you're any younger than that.

-I do have particular ships that are canon within this universe. I will accept asks about things like Huskerdust, Fizzmodeous, Stolitz, and Radioapple, but the ships will be platonic

RULES

-No NSFW asks. They will not be answered.

-Harassment or bullying of myself or others will result in you being blocked -Feel free to roleplay! I love doing it! -Use OCS if you want! Go for it! if your OC is related to any characters, we can roleplay that, too!

[hoodmancol]

Hello there, comrades on Rotomblr! I had quite a blast talking to people from my assistant's blog that I made him make me a blog! I can't find his blog though, what a shame. I know I remembered his blog name, but nothing shows up!

My name is Colress. He/Him. No, I am not wanted in Unova for any war crimes, that is simply not like me! I believe Orion also said he may log onto my account to make sure I am not 'behaving badly'. In such case, I will have an emoji next to my posts and he will too! I sign off with -🔬 and he signs off with -🦾

All of that mail and such is turned on, I believe!

last update 9/24 13:01 (ooc section update)

[ooc]

hello! welcome to the ooc section of this blog... please, read it through before interacting! don't worry, as much text as there is, there are brief summaries.

about the mun/mod!

my name is adon! of course, you could refer to me as adonciant or guy either. i dont mind! i go by he/him only, but if you want to use any neopronouns, feel free. i am a minor! my main is @adonciant, which is where likes and follows will come from. of course, all my rp blogs are also listed in my pinned on main!

when a post is signed off with ~🎱, that means its me speaking. it will always be paired with ooc post

─ⵌ call me adon, he/him! main is @adonciant! ~🎱 is muns signoff

interaction!

pelipper mail/unmail/malice: allowed!

musharna mail/malice: allowed!

mystery gifts: allowed!

magic anon: allowed!

in-character anon hate: allowed!

ooc/questions: allowed!

anyone is allowed to interact with my blogs! fallers, eeby deebys, hybrids, sapients, self-inserts, ocs, and in-game characters are all very welcomed!

if you ever want to start a roleplay, it's best to discuss it with me first within the blogs dms, unless i already allowed an offscreen post.

note: if i dont get around to an ask, never take it personally! i will always read any asks i get, but i just may not respond if i dont find it necessary.

─ⵌ all interaction from all blogs are allowed, but discuss offscreen roleplays with me beforehand. i may not be able to get around to your ask, but don't take it personally!

boundaries/notices

─the mod is a minor, and the character is 32! slightly suggestive asks are fine, but never should it come close to nsfw. just because colress is 32 doesnt mean you be weird to him.

─if you ever want to establish a connection between our characters, or want to plan events with yours involved, im always open for it! just dm me on either discord [username is adonciant] or on tumblr itself. i will be more than willing to hear your ideas and see what we can do!

─often times, i will do long threads of interaction. i like to reblog back and interact, but if you ever want me to stop without a sign in the roleplay itself for it to end, please tell me! alongside this, my threads do not get tagged with anything.

─there are a handful of content warnings to this blog. to roughly list, scientific experimentation/human bioegineering, mentions of war crimes/terrorism from unova, emotional abuse/manipulation, mild suggestive jokes, and alcoholism. this list is always subject to change, so stay aware. any triggering topics are tagged with associated tags ('topic' tw)

─ⵌ slighty suggestive asks are allowed, but nsfw is never allowed, always try to contact me if you want to establish connections or events, and heed the warnings! [you will need to read over the warnings.]

extra notes

this is a canon character, and the first time i played a canon character! however, he follows a specific story from after his involvement during/after alola. his canon is also mixed with headcanons, the games, and the manga. i probably wont respond to any asks that steer his story away from what is already established with him.

[goldyluna]

🍦, 🐝, 🧩 pls 💖💖💖

Love you 💖💖💖

Avo, u bitch.... I love you too <33

🐝: Tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

I will start with this one✨

@avopumpkin you are the bestest bestie I could ask for <333 I love that you joined tblr and we can do even more stuff with each other! I think you are really talented artist — your art is adorable and your writing style is awesome. You are really creative, fun to be around and a really amazing person. Hope to see more stuff from you more often!

@starmoonlightfox you aren't active on tblr (I wish you were, bitch), but I always know I can count on you <33 You have an amazing art style and I always want to see more of your art! You are so nice and kind and talented and I love spending time with you. Talking with you is always fun :3

I might tag only two people that I feel the closest to in general as we are friends 8 years now. HOWEVER I also want to take this opportunity to thank all of my mutuals and other followers and people that follows my AUs like Purgatory Trials or Magica Goddesses!

I am thankful for all my tumblr friends that comment and reblog. That tag me in other posts and ask and just write and have fun with me! Even if we don't talk or interact much, I always have you all in my heart <3

Without you I wouldn't be here and maybe I would be discouraged to continue any bigger ideas I had. But the support I got, and am still getting, from you all is really making me wanna go forward and continue. I really appreciate you all! Thank you for being here with me <3

🍦: Name three good things about a character you hate

After more emotional question, let's go to the hated characters! There really isn't much characters I hate, more like dislike, aren't my favorite or are just so forgettable to me.

For this one I think I will pick Midori from yttd. As I dislike him very much, but also I think he is a great character so it is easier for me to appreciate him. IT MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

He is a great villainous Floor Master. In yttd we have a lot of those, but not all are so bad (in my opinion of course). Midori is a mence, but that's what is awesome about him. I love he is created to be like that — a rat of horrors. I love his "true form" and by saying that I mean his reval of being a dummy (and the trick with hand was fun in my opinion). I think he is great at being creepy and being everywhere. When he was Sou Hiyori I believe he had to be good at acting or, at least, making things work with how much he was present in all of our casts lives. I admire him for being able to pull it off. Like, go off girly pop, I guess? I can't think of anything more so that's the end of Midori appreciation post.

🧩: What will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

And the last question!!! It is a really interesting one.

I think the most fics I stopped reading because the level of ooc-ness was toooo high. Like, the mischaracterization was so unreal it made me cringe. I am all for artistic freedom, I myself make some characters a little ooc sometimes, but when I see some people make characters so unbelievable that they just becoming an OC with the same name (or even not if it is a genderswap).

I don't like when something isn't in the tags. I don't like some kinks and reading them recoil me physically — I don't kinkshame, people can like whatever they want, I like some but dislike others. Usually, I can filter everything I don't like and I don't feel like reading. Whatever if it is a sexual stuff or something different. But it really irks me when something isn't tagged and then is in the middle of the fic. Sometimes, I don't mind, I pull through, but sometimes it destroys the fun I had.

If I had to tell what makes me to click away from the fic before I even start it, it is definitely the formating, grammar and style of writing. It is really subjective, but all of this question is so whatever. What I mean by all that is. Everything is written in lowercase (I just really dislike it in fanfiction, you can write like that everywhere else — blogs, chats, random notes — but it is really discouraging me to read a normal work). Grammar is really important to me and was learning English so much in school. It is really not fun to read all the mistakes. It usually isn't a big deal for me if it is not all the time, I just roll my eyes. Bad style is bad for me when I see that the person is really inexperienced. AND IT ISN'T A BAD THING IN ITSELF!!! We all have to start somewhere, try ourselves and see what other people think and if they have some advice. It is a different thing if all of those things are put together and it is just really unenjoyable reading time. Some maybe can do it and then say some constructive criticism, but I usually just click off.

And I thinks that's all. But oh boy, this post is really long post already so it better be all lol

[cozylittleartblog]

Oop, hello there! ^^ I remember you from DA, still think your art is so cool!! Still fond of the vintage characters and the world of Tessa n' Val! I'm currently testing the waters on Tumblr lol, hoping to get around a different vibe for documenting my projects n' chatting about stuff I like, and wanted to ask: as someone who's been on Tumblr for a while, what are your main tips for a starting artist in the platform? Wish ya a great day! Stay artful n' creative :]

HI!!!! i remember you too, i always get really excited when artists i like come here. tumblr is the only website i really use for myself and not just to post art, so it means i get to follow them and interact with their art 🥺 i ditched deviantart for everything that isn't posting art and bitching about the website via status updates lmfao, the new inbox and watched deviants tabs are so... out of the way and counter intuitive. hate it there.

anyway, I've written a general tumblr how-to post because there's been so many exoduses (exodi??) from other platforms over the last few years, but I don't think I've ever written one for artists? or at least I can't find it if I did. so here are some hot tips 😎👉👉

NUMBER ONE BIGGEST RULE: if you're an artist and you want to actively gain a following and curate your art, please have a separate art blog where you post exclusively or near exclusively art. it's ok to reblog a post here or there, but tumblr is a website About curating and having specific blogs! it's not that people don't want to see or hear about the artist behind the work, but they don't want 43289 unrelated memes and posts for fandoms they're not in 😅 admittedly i have skipped following some good artists here because their reblogs completely drown out their art and clog my dashboard. people really like curated blogs, almost every artist has a separate art blog 'round these parts. (it's completely fine to post WIPs and text posts discussing your art too, some people would like to see your process!)

speaking of curating: tags are your best friend! tumblr tracks the first 20 tags I believe, so use the first 20 tags to add your important search terms. this is where you put anything you'd want to turn up in the search. really you probably wont have more than 10 of these tags. after that you are welcome to ramble in the tags or use organizational tags for your specific blog.

not sure how to tag? search up what terms you'd use to try to find your own post if you were someone else, and see what tags popular posts in that tag used. you should ALWAYS use the #art and #artists on tumblr tags, as well as any relevant common trigger/content warning tags :D here's how i do it:

FOR FANDOM POSTS: where applicable, I tag Fandom, Fandom Acronym, Featured Characters, Featured Ships, and sometimes #[fandom] fanart and/or #[fandom acronym] fanart. FOR ORIGINAL POSTS: you can tag your art medium (digital art, traditional art, sculpting, etc), the general aesthetic or themes, time periods, and if it features your OCs you can use #oc and their names so if people want to see all your OC content they can find it. admittedly i mostly post fanart so i am very spontaneous with the tags i use on my original art posts lol

4. shorter captions seem to be preferred by the masses, I personally either dump my extra comments in the tags of the original post or I'll put them under a cut. unless it's extremely relevant to the post, like explaining ideas or headcanons

5. have all your handy links in your bio! you can use basic HTML coding to insert links with text and put in line breaks. you should have links to other socials (or something like a carrd that links them for you) and your support streams, like shops and tip jars and patreons. and ofc a little about you and what people can expect to see you draw!

6. have your inbox open! you don't have to take requests, but sometimes someone will throw a brilliant idea at you that you may Coincidentally be inclined to draw. it's also just fun to interact with people who like what you do! sweet comments go a long way

7. last one i can think of - do a seIf-reblog at some point in the day. people live in different timezones and not everybody finishes their dashboard. personally I schedule posts for 12 pm cst and then one seIf-reblog at 8 pm cst. it's also okay to reblog your older artworks for new followers to see, especially if you haven't posted in a while. TV airs re-runs and so can you B)

hope some of it helps!

[softhairedhotch]

HAHSHAHAHA i must say great minds think (and type) alike ‼️‼️‼️‼️ literally when i first found ur blog i was like my god someone who literally has the same big brain as me?!?!?? (except, you have A Much Bigger Brain because YOUR WRITING????? im absolutely in Love AHHHHH thank u for filling the void in me like literally not just the smut like THE FLUFF?!?!? please i just want to cup his face and kiss him so gently n obviously not just that like i just feel So Seen as a gay guy who's just so down bad for him)

anyway thank u for putting the image of him straddling and fucking my face bc it will now be stuck in my head for a good while 👍 also in other filthy thoughts personally i think that man is downright disgusting . like yeah he typically is a very hygienic and # clean man but when it comes to sex... boy does he like to make a MESS . personally i think he'd more often like to not waste his cum and have stuff it deep inside your holes BUT.... i think he'd also go absolutely feral at the thought and sight of marking you. WOOFFFFFFFFFFF 😵‍💫😵‍💫

also he seems like a guy who would make so much noise . like other than his little words of affection and phrases, he definitely makes all the noises out there possible- gasps, grunts, moans, whimpers, whines. there are TOO many times where i'm watching/listening to porn and then im like ... Hold On... that sounds just like how aaron would sound or what he'd actually say.... and then i'm suddenly on my knees, a whole mess n wishing he was real.

anyway he's just so . this man occupies too much space in my thoughts. FML im sorry this ask got SO out of hand idk when did it become 827482 words long... n speaking of hands, maybe that would be the most apt emoji for me 🤲 (aka me praying to be aaron's boyfriend... or me just handling his heavy balls tbh)

FRRRR ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ and awwwwww thank you sm!! i'm so glad you've enjoyed my writing <33 ive got a few more things in the works so i hope you enjoy them too! and YES i am soooo so glad that i can help you feel seen <3 i gottttaaaa write more male reader fics bc it's deserved fr hehe

i mean im writing a few male oc things where they get with aaron so i hope that also interests you!! but yeah hopefully more male reader fics to come!! also if you have any requests (🤭) feel free to ask and i'll try to get around to it 💪

also you're welcoooomeee 🤭🤭 and GOD YESSSSS he does not waste it!! i firmly believe that one of his favourite things is cumming down your throat and when it leaks outta your mouth he swipes it up with his thumb before pushing it inside your mouth <3 once he's cleaned you up he'll kiss you to taste himself 🤭 orrrrrr if he's coming inside you he makes sure to push it back inside before licking it all up ‼️ but if you're not one for cum eating then he'd just make sure to fill you with his cum to make you his own 🥰

and you've just made me think of the fact that he definitely loves to mark you up!! he loves being marked up too but sometimes he's against it because of work (but he can't resist it if you start kissing across his jaw n neck n collarbone 😏) so the next Best Thing is making the most of doing it to YOU!!! he'd leave pretty bruises across your skin n chest n tummy n thighs and he'd be soooo proud of himself for it 🤭🤭 he loves seeing the marks he's left on you whenever he can, especially when it's in a softer moment like you're cuddling on the couch and your shirt rises up and he sees faint teeth marks or a lil mark <3 it just makes him feel so satisfied

and YESSS that man is SUCH A MOANER. he makes allll the prettiest noises and he tries to hide them but he can't with you!! bc you make him feel soooo good and bc you beg him to let all his cute whines and whimpers and moans out :3 also that comment about watching porn and being like "... aaron would say/do that" is SOOOO REAL (which is why i started reblogging all those gifs n pics lol, i NEED to have a visual for the shit i think up of this man bc i need him So Bad and it's important for my mental health) (it's not but he's a cutie patootie so it counts) (i just love him okay)

and NO DONT APOLOGISE i loooooove long asks and i hope you send more in the future!! especially out of hand ones hehe bc you just GET IT!!! YOU GET IT!!!! YOU GET HIM AND YOU UNDERSTAND AND GODDDDD i need to talk about aaron with you ALWAYS your brain is sooo big!!!! and you're so fucking funny HELPP THE EMOJI 😭😭😭 THAT IS SO GOOD LMFAOO YOU BETTER HOLD HIS HUGE HEAVY MEATY BAWLS okay you're now 🤲 anon <3 nice to meet you!!! thank you sm fr these asks hehe you've made my day

[born-to-lose]

16, 17, 18, 22, 44, 45, 46 notbsorry im nosy 🍻🫂💞hope yr well!! loveeeee yr theme btw its so cute

Don't mind you being nosy at all!! That's why I reblog these ask games and overshare on here anyway lmao and thank you 💕 I wanna change my whole theme but thought I'd let my old header from like a year ago appear again to mix things up a bit

16. what is your favourite poem?

Uhhhh actually one of your poems probably? I like so many by well-known poets but most of the time certain lines just stick with me and not the whole poem

17. who are you most inspired by?

I'd say all those musicians I look up to and my friends who help me through shit and who are just so cool and kind and doing fun things

18. are you spiritual?

Moderately I guess? I'm not super spiritual but maybe a bit. I regularly read my horoscope and tried manifesting before if that counts

22. are you an artist?

I write and sometimes paint so I think yes of some sort, if you wanna call me that I won't deny it

44. what do you think about when you can’t fall asleep at night?

Romantic scenarios <3 also rotating my OCs in my head and forgetting the hyperspecific things I made up about them the moment I turn around to grab my phone and want to write my ideas down

45. do you believe in aliens?

I mean, the universe is too big for us to be alone so sure there is some kind of life on other planets too, just maybe not the typical green aliens

46. what is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Any sweet things my ex boyfriend did for me and gifts he gave me, mixtapes with a tracklist including why each song is on there, his blood vial necklace (which I still can't take off even after six weeks), his letters and cards but alas you can't always get what you want

AND having a friend check in and take care of me when I hit rock bottom after my breakup although he had no obligation to (which I already rambled about in your dms a while ago lol)

[cure-icy-writes]

Hi I am going around to everyone who reblogged that post with tags: please use this ask as an excuse to ramble about your ocs I want to hear about them

OwO? Well, if you insist~

Here's my first picrew approximation of Lux! Not a final design, but I wanted to figure out their facial features a bit-- they've got sort of catlike, narrow eyes, messy white hair, long/thin nose, sharp chin, and thin expressive eyebrows.

As for their clothing, their default design changed a bit-- frayed/saggy sweater that used to be recognizable as cable knit, and faded jeans with an inoffensive patch or two and large pockets. Mom jeans, y'know?

Lux's character is based on two things:

Aging is not a curse. Getting older doesn't mean you're missing out; it means you have new perspectives. Lux has the ability to see what the children in the story cannot, and life skills that they're lacking. So what if Lux isn't physically at their prime anymore? They can make phone calls and answer emails and spot scams.

You can still leave a legacy without having biological children. This one's important; Lux is some flavor of neurodivergent, and saw firsthand what happens when someone who never wanted a child is saddled with one.

Lux lost their parents at a young age, too young to really remember them, and for the most part will shrug and tell you that you can't miss what you never had. But they do feel a confused sort of grief and longing for what could have been, and visit their parents' graves once a year.

They ended up being taken in my their only living relative, their aunt. And this woman... she didn't want children, she was unqualified to raise children in a lot of ways, and she didn't do the best job. She wasn't really abusive, but she definitely was emotionally neglectful, and Lux was something of a wild child as a kid, wandering around and getting into fights.

But the adults in the community started to take notice of this, and began to provide for Lux in small ways. It started out with just little check ins, free clothing and food, but eventually Lux was having a home cooked dinner at someone else's house nearly every night. It takes a village to raise a child, and that village had started to step up.

When Lux left home, however, they lost this support system and started to revert back into their old ways, traveling and living on ramen, keeping a frankly abysmal sleep schedule, not even owning a comb.

They were eventually properly socialized, so flash forward to the present day, Lux has no kids, three money, and takes care of the neighbor kids sometimes. Because the other adults in town consist of:

sort of pathetic meowmeow scientist

former unshaven addict who had a daughter due to critical contraceptive failure and realized "oh shit oh fuck i have a child i need to get my life together STAT." he's doing his best to manage his addictions and keep his daughter safe, but there's a lot he falls behind on, and he doesn't feel like he can leave town for fear of relapsing

late bloomer lesbian who only realized she liked women after getting a husband and a son. the divorce didn't go great for her, but she kept custody

So Lux is an adult with back pain and a favorite kitchen appliance (it's the dishwasher. no question) and knows full well that they shouldn't have kids for fear of ending up like their aunt, but they also really enjoy being the cool aunty/uncle figure to the local kids.

They're the sort of genderqueer where they like a healthy balance of gender, don't believe in the pressure to perform androgyny, and use they/them for convenience. they only refer to themself as having a binary gender in a very specific mood, or when it's funny. gender is a performance and you gotta do it For The Bit.

oh also they forcibly adopt an edgy eleven year old who has beef with them as their weird little nephew and it's the funniest fucking thing. child you are not horrible or irredeemably evil, you are eleven. cmon let's go to mcdonalds and then get you some black eyeliner and introduce you to emo bands and sonic OCs, you need an outlet.

[yandere-sins]

Hello~☆ Here for my thoughts on your blog and it's actually the perfect timing bc I've been thinking on whether or not to tell you smth. That something being...

How grateful I am for you!💜!💜!💜! Like, I think you're one of the first yandere blogs that opened my eyes and really pulled me into this special hell. I like how you...stay in character? Might sound weird since you'd think that's the standard but it's just what I noticed. Like, they way you write characters is very much believable. And the way you write is also just so easy to read, digest and pops like a Nimm 2 candy. It was also kinda surprising to know that you're also German bc of how fluently and well you write but also bc it just feels very smth distinct I can't describe to know that there's smn who's also into this fucked up shit in the same country as me.

Anyways, I love your stuff and I owe you my life 🤗 take responsibility for what you've done to me

Late replies, but thanks everyone who sent something in! I’ll go through it now ^-^

Thank you! I am really glad that I’m still able to keep up making the characters feel believable despite distorting their personalities! I’ve always tried to stay as much in-character as possible with my fanfiction, and I try to grab what I can for yandere and build on it (or wreck it hehe)!

I know that I make a lot of mistakes still, but I’m glad that it seems like non-primary english speakers are still able to read it! I think that’s already an achievement in itself :D You’d be surprised, though, how many Germans I got to know via my blogs, so you’re definitely not alone with whatever your preferences are! And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with enjoying what’s enjoyable for you personally :3 I’m glad that I’m able to give you the immersive experience through yandere in writing that makes you feel a lot of things!

Thank you for sharing and I hope you get to enjoy a lot more stories in the future!! ♥

I can’t take responsibility for your life tho, pls have mercy I can hardly manage my own x’D

It’s never too late, thank you for reaching out ♥

With the concepts, it’s a lot like with the characters, where you set on a completely normal, harmless point and then just drag it down to hell. It’s just practice I’d say! Nevertheless, thank you for your kind words and support! It means a lot to hear you say these things about my stories, especially when I try (even when I’m struggling at times), to present them the way you just described! I hope you’ll enjoy a lot more of my stories in the future :3

Welcome back! I’m glad to hear from you again ^-^

(POV and perspective are both okay to use, no worries! :D) Thank you so much for your insight! I’m sure you noticed I’ve been trying different POVs lately, and from different people, so I’m glad you found them all enjoyable regardless! I definitely want to do more yandere pov in the future, especially with the prison project still running (I think that would put a very different, interesting light on things >:3), but sometimes I get insecure and just hope it’s not too difficult to read as a reader who might not be able to relate. But I’m glad you don’t seem to have a problem with that! :D More power to you!!

Reblogs are definitely the best form of support, even for older works! Oftentimes I see someone reblogging a piece from a while ago and suddenly it gains notes again! Tumblr algorithm is crazy sometimes, but it of course makes me really happy to see that my old writing gets another chance at life ^-^

As for the OC content, I will admit that has slacked a little. Rhys is mostly finished and I think a lot of people don’t really know him since he’s quite old, but I have one more general headcanon request for him which I will do (hopefully soon). I don’t think Atreo will be featured in the upcoming MerMay again but I am still working on plotting out the story, so who knows! However, it’ll feature three new OCs so... that’s something xD As for the Alien Project, which is not only hosting my OC but also other people’s OCs, that’s probably the best bet for OC content! The next time I get to write about it, we’ll get some more Azazel action at least, so that’s something to look forward to!

Otherwise, I hope you’ll enjoy the semi-oc’s I sometimes write about, and who will keep popping up here and there, but I don’t have any more planned aside from the mentioned above yet, sorry >-< Maybe the next time, we’ll switch things up and get a darling OC where we are the yandere? Who knows, but I think that could be fun as well ^-^

Stay safe & healthy as well, and thank you for checking in ♥

[ifridiot]

I posted 8,089 times in 2022

70 posts created (1%)

8,019 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 442 of my posts in 2022

#tagged for me - 27 posts

#luce writes - 23 posts

#tyler bait - 13 posts

#frank castle - 10 posts

#uuu - 10 posts

#wade wilson - 10 posts

#cable - 9 posts

#nathan summers - 9 posts

#cablepool - 8 posts

#deadpool - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 129 characters

#or they tell you you're remembering your own life wrong because the story you tell 'couldn't have happened to a child that young'

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I believe with all my heart that he can do this

29 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

#4

For the mini fic: Cablepool, with the prompt 'noise'

Noise

There's a noise Cable makes when Wade does something just right, and call Wade a sucker, but he can't get enough of it.

It's not (shockingly) a sex thing. Or at least, not strictly. Wade can get Nate to make the sound when they're in bed (or on Nate's couch, or in the kitchen, or wherever else clothes happen to come off), but it's just as likely to happen elsewhere.

It's an approval sound, low and throaty, somewhere between a grunt and a hum. With Nate's growly Charlton Heston voice, it's a sexy sound, even when the moment isn't right for sexy things.

Just a little sound, soft even, but Wade loves it. He finds himself, on his best behaviour – or at least his most useful behaviour – going out of his way to make it happen.

39 notes - Posted July 31, 2022

#3

Cash-strapped sexy writer seeks YOUR wallet TODAY!

Home repairs are hell and I’m trying to get out from under a doozy of a bill I’ve had to put on credit. If I can pay my tab before April 30th 2023, I won't owe any interest, which would be rad. Unfortunately, disability pays like shit. SO.

Would you like to buy a series of commissions? Now's your chance. How about a backstory for your new OC? Wham. Want to read some niche porn? I've gotcha there too.

What’s on offer:

Original fiction (includes erotica) – 10c per word

Fanfiction (includes erotica) – 5c per word

Editing (fiction, non fiction, essays) – 5c per word

Copy writing for websites, flyers, etc. – 10c per word

I’m willing to write for basically any fandom, or even OCs if you provide me with character details. However, if you want me to do lots of research (watch a show, read a book, study a wiki about your obscure fave), I have to charge for my time.

Opening five slots a month, starting today!

OCTOBER

1. TAKEN

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Examples of my writing are HERE

Venmo (@Ifridiot) or PayPal accepted

GOAL: 000/ 375 month

TARGET AMOUNT: 1081/$3000 by April 2023

170 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

#2

Hey all, so I finally found a good therapist who doesn’t think that lupus can be cured with positive vibes and veggies, and although he’s only charging me 40$ a session, I’ve now got to find an extra $160 a month on top of the utilities, student loans and the other fun shit that I barely meet each month. I also need to get my cat groomed and vaccinated this or next month, which was planned for until the electric company decided to double my usual bill.

I’m a disabled trans writer. I write gay erotica, angst, and monster fucking, both in fanfic and original work. I’m willing to write for most any fandom, or even OCs if you can provide me with character and plot detail. However, if I’m being asked to do extensive research (watch a show, read a book, study a wiki about your obscure fave, learn the nuance of your OC), I will need to be compensated for time.

I’m doing at least 500 words per $12 spent. This means you are GUARANTEED 500 words, but likely will get something more like 750. The more money you spend, the more words I write you. Spend more, get more words, easy peasy. Max commission at this point is 5000 words guaranteed ($120).

 Please talk to me first before paying for a commission, in case what you want is something I can’t or won’t write. Hard no’s include but are not limited to: incest, bigoted anything (no racism, trans/homophobia, ableism), gratuitous violence against animals or minors, pedophilia.

Email me (fixyouupnice @ gmail) or send an ask to discuss what you’d like written.

I’m currently opening six (6) slots to start!

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2. @formlessvoidbeast

3. @eritela again

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If you can’t donate or don’t want to commission, please help by reblogging.

Paypal is HERE

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UPDATE: the electric bill has been paid! I'm still working on the medical debt. Unfortunately, I just got stuck with another 500$ bill on top of the 230$ I owe for various blood tests and imaging stuff. Help is still very much needed and appreciated!

387/730$

407 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Nobody's stopping you from taking 4 tablespoons of butter, melting it in a pot, and adding two tablespoons of minced garlic. Nobody's stopping you from letting that garlic saute for like two minutes, or from then adding in two tablespoons of shaved parmesan. And nobody will stop you from stirring half a pound of al dented pasta into that buttery mess, cracking some pepper over it, and feasting on the garlicky spoils gained from such labours.

Nobody's stopping you. The cops can't even arrest you for it.

33,223 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

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[quickstappen]

track 002: we took out all her teeth

A/N: hello form croatia! please ignore all the dates ect, i'm way too lazy to change them (this one was basically almost finished before the first part, oops?) also, i feel the need to emphasise this cause i saw some reblogs with charles as the "main guy" - it's an oscar x f!oc smau ;)

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carlossainz55 Family is everything. Thank you for your support since day one ❤️🙏

tagged: carlossainzoficial

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carlando333 this is so precious 😍😭 i love him so muchhh

sainzssss when he's a family man 😍😍😍

landonorris legends 🧡💪

↳ lewibear no lando, that's not-

↳ redclerc mate 💀

cuddlyxricc don't let the haters get to you!! you're the one who deserves the seat

elmatadorf1 the lecrash fans are so insane 💀 carlos is so much better

predestined55 forza carlos sempre!!

si3nn4 i can't believe that fucking snake lied so much in some stupid podcast and now carlos has to pay the price of her mistakes 🐍🐍🤮

shithappens this is messy with capital M 🙄

↳ redmilton ikr???

charlosp1 hamilton is washed 🙄 you should have the ferrari seat

lightning_enjyr jesus i feel bad for his pr team

↳ F4ST_C4R yeahh, why did he think this was a good idea??

charlosskiss he's so much better than me because if my sister did what p*ola is doing now I'd be throwing hands

↳ ilpredestinatox he's throwing temper tantrums so you're not that different

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paola_sainz newest addition to the family ;) her name is Lady Fuzzypaws 😽 finally Agent Fluffkins has a sister

(boyfriend is not happy about this development, clearly he can't handle being a parent of two in his early 20s, couldn't be me)

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arthur_leclerc again no pictures of me... I see how it is 🙄

↳ paola_sainz what can i say, the flowers took your place

↳ shithappens justice for arthur, he just wants to be included lol

ilpredestinatox tell me y'all watched the new screaming meals podcast

quickstappen unbothered queen 👑 we love to see it

madi_races Logan Hunter Sargeant, i was not aware of your... character?

↳ barbiegirl we finally see more of his personality than raAAHH🦅🦅🇺🇲💥'MURICA!🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅💥

albonohypetrain first agent fluffkins and now lady fuzzypaws... who the hell is naming those cats, because they're a genius

↳ paola_sainz it's me!

albon_pets playdate?

↳ paola_sainz name the time and place 🤝

screwderriaf1 hard launching a new cat and throwing slight shade at camp carlos, amazing

↳ darth_nando is it really camp carlos though? sure as hell feels like it's camp sainz vs paola only

oscarpiastri okay I'll admit it, she's cute

↳ logansargeant the cat or....?

↳ forzalec16 logan 💀

↳ albono_23 no no, i see the vision. let him cook

jensonbutton Brianna wants to meet the new grandbaby asap 😉

↳ paola_sainz i'm coming over this weekend then 🫡

↳ jensonbutton But... I'm not there this weekend

↳ paola_sainz i thought Brianna wanted to meet her?

↳ jensonbutton 😑

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paola's messages:

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screamingmeals Not exactly what we planned on posting, but unfortunately our last episode had to be taken down. Due to some legal concerns we decided to temporarily remove our talks with paola_sainz from all of our socials. Don't worry, the edited version of the podcast will be back out on Monday!

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paola_sainz it was great talking to you guys! let's do this again sometime, preferably without any issues this time 😉

↳ screamingmeals We're down, just name the time and place 🫡

lewibear edited version?? what does that mean

briannaf1 oh no, what the fuck i haven't had the time to watch the original yet

↳ lightning_enjyr girl dw, there's a bunch of it on twitter, i think it's all the parts that are gonna get cut anyway, some people predicted sth like this would happen

predestined55 good, at least you won't be spreading lies about carlos

maxfewtrell well, it was good while it lasted, loved the original version boys

↳ 4ND1 sorry, max???

↳ oui_lyanne ariana, what are you doing here????!

↳ prplsector even max f knows that the sainz family is shady 💀

↳ fastkiwi wasn't he pretty good friends with Paola too?

↳ 4ry4xx yeah, i thought the same thing, from renault cup 2018 right?

isawthesainz finally carlos is putting his foot down ❤️

redleclerc aww that pic is so cutee, like a family portrait

↳ hammertime_1 marcus the dad, paola the mom, clem the oldest kid and james the baby

elmatadorf1 someone needs to put a muzzle on this bitch 🐍

↳ charlosskiss sure looks like someone finally did

hamilteaa we so need more appearances form paola on the pod

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paola_sainz and on Spanish Grand Prix weekend we wear green 💚 thanks for having me guys, feels good to be back on home soil

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astonmartinf1 you need to visit more, it's always a pleasure to have you! 💚

↳ paola_sainz invite me next time then 😉

↳ astonmartinf1 maybe we will 🤭

↳ prplsector no way admin's shooting their shot in the comments

thea_dorax oh my god you looked so good in the green outfit 😳

4ND1 hope the green brought you luck this week 🍀

redmilton_ it was so weird not seeing you with ferrari this weekend, but green is definitely your colour

fernandoalo_oficial Always good to have your family with you on race weekends 💚

↳ paola_sainz don't get sentimental on me nando or I'll cry 💚

↳ F4ST_C4R i'm already crying, he called her his family 😭

lance_stroll It was good to see you again!

↳ paola_sainz you too Lancey

elmatadorf1 at least I didn't have to look at you in Ferrari's garage 🐍

jensonbutton you should come to Sky Sports next, we could always use additional wheel knowledge 😉

↳ paola_sainz I don't know about that, seems like a lot of work while I could just watch the beautiful cars fly by

↳ shithappens oh please do it, then we can finally get rid of Danica and her bullshit

oscarpiastri Does the guy know he's in Spain? I heard it's pretty hot there

↳ paola_sainz the boyfriend is very much accustomed to the heat, thank you for asking ☺️

↳ logansargeant 👀

↳ hamilteaa logan hunter sargeant what do you know

screwderriaf1 let's go back to red now 😭 you're our lucky charm

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paola's messages:

madi's radio: I'm genuinely sorry to all the carlos fans, someone's gotta be the bad guy ;)

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[bratshaws]

through the hourglass 230. brb x oc

a/n: CAKNWDKJNWJKD you guys ready for angst(comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: none

goodness gracious (pls read this one to know more what this fic is about!!)

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-

“What are you doing?”

Beatrice surprises him, he jumps on his chair before turning his head towards her, “Huh?”

She stands at the door of his office, one hand on the threshold and her head tilted, “It’s late.” she smiles sweetly, ‘You didn’t come to bed so I wanted to check on you.” she drops her eyes until she sees what he’s holding: his father’s jacket, thumbs pressed on the seams that create the sleeves. “...you okay?”

Rooster blinked, momentarily taken aback by Beatrice's sudden appearance. He hadn't realized just how late it had gotten. He had been lost in thought, “Oh,I…” He slowly set the jacket aside on his desk, his fingers lingering on the worn leather. "Sorry, I lost track of time," he admitted, his voice soft.

Beatrice walked further into the room, her expression filled with concern as she approached him. She leans down from behind him, hugging his neck and kissing his cheek "You were thinking about your dad, weren't you?"

Rooster nodded, his gaze dropping to the jacket. "Yeah," he replied,quietly. "It brought back a flood of memories." he frowns, “Surprising…all things considered.”

 "Well, you still have memories of him,” she whispers, kissing his jawline and inhaling his fresh out of the shower scent, “Even if they aren’t obvious right now,Roos.” and her hands gently caress his shoulders. Her husband’s brows frown down, creating that adorable little crease on his forehead as he sighs, “You didn’t answer me.”

“Hm?”

“When I asked if you were okay.”

She could see his profile and she felt when the muscle on his jaw popped as he clenched his teeth, “...Well.” he scoffs quietly, pursing his lips, he taps his finger on the desk out of anxiety, another sign there was something in his mind, “...I don’t know.I mean,I am…but I’m also…a mess.” 

“Why?”

“Guess…guess I was thinking about my life back then.” he frowns, not meeting her eyes, “...you wouldn’t have liked me then.” he mutters sarcastically, “I’m pretty sure.”

“I doubt it.”

“Ah,I was just,” he starts messing with a random pen, tapping it on the desk just like he did with his fingers, “Too angry. Worse than when you met me.” she didn’t seem to believe him, nor understand why he brought that up, “...I broke a kid’s jaw once, because he was talking shit about my dad. And about Mav.”

Beatrice remained silent for a moment, just  tightened her arms around him, resting her chin on his shoulder. "I can't say I understand everything you've been through," she began softly, "but I do understand that your anger and your actions back then were a response to the pain you were feeling. You were just a kid, Roos, dealing with something incredibly difficult."

Rooster sighed, his body relaxing slightly under Beatrice's comforting embrace. "I know," he admitted, "but it's hard not to look back and wonder if I could have handled things differently."

Beatrice placed a gentle kiss on his cheek. "Hindsight can be a tricky thing," she said, her voice filled with empathy. "But you've grown and changed so much since then. You've become an amazing man, a loving husband, and a dedicated father. That's what matters."

“...you think he’s proud of me?”

There were few times when Rooster’s deep voice got quieter, resembling a little boy, fearing and nervous about whatever response he might get for his questioning. Beatrice smiles, standing up and slowly letting go of his neck to turn his chair towards her. He’s not meeting her eyes, “Roos.”

Beatrice gently cupped Rooster's face, her thumbs brushing against his cheeks to coax him into looking at her. When his eyes finally met hers, she saw a vulnerability that touched her heart.

"I think your dad would be incredibly proud of you," she said, her voice filled with sincerity. "He'd be proud of the man you've become, of your dedication to your family and your career. You've faced challenges and grown stronger from them. And most of all, you've kept his memory alive in your heart."

Rooster swallowed hard, his eyes shimmering with unshed tears. He reached up and covered one of Beatrice's hands with his own, holding it against his cheek. "Thank you," he whispered, his voice choked with emotion. "I needed to hear that."

Beatrice leaned in, pressing her forehead against his, their breaths mingling in the intimate space between them. "I love you, Roos," she murmured, her lips brushing against his.

"I love you too," he replied, his voice trembling as he sealed their words with a tender kiss.

She breaks the kiss with a little smile, swiping her thumb under his eye to wipe a lone tear away, then kisses the top of his head, “Bed?” he nods, standing up in front of her while hugging the folded jacket to his side, letting Beatrice guide him up the stairs, “You know, Nikki,” she begins once they go up, “She is just like you when you sleep.”

‘You mentioned that before.”

“Hmhm,well,” she can’t contain her smile, “She’s now doing that little thing you do,” she presses a finger to her forehead, “When you dream, you know? The little wrinkle?”

Rooster chuckled as they ascended the stairs. "Really? She's got the 'dream wrinkle' too?" he asked with a playful grin. "I guess she's following in her old man's footsteps already."

“You are not old.”

“I’m a little bit.” he smirks, “I’ll be 39.”

Beatrice stops in the middle of the hallway, turning around to face him, her green eyes moving all over his face. Rooster smiles in confusion, “What?” he questions softly as to not wake Nicole up, “What’s the matter?”

“You are not seventy,Roos.” she smiles, cupping his cheeks, “You are still my very,” she pecks his lips once, “handsome,” twice, “husband.” and she giggles when he leans down to kiss her one more time, “Plus, the 30s are the new 20s, don’t you even start the whole age thing, we had this talk before.” 

Rooster laughed, his deep chuckle filling the hallway as he wrapped his arms around Beatrice. "Alright, alright, I won't start the whole age thing," he promised. "But I have to say, being in my late 30s does feel different from my 20s."

Beatrice grinned up at him, hugging his neck. "Different how?"

Rooster leaned down to press a lingering kiss on her lips before pulling back slightly. "Well, for one, I've got more responsibility now," he replied, his voice husky. "And for another, I've got the most amazing wife and kids to share my life with."

Beatrice's heart swelled with love at his words. "You smooth talker," she teased, running her fingers through his hair. "But you know what? I wouldn't trade this life with you for anything."

Rooster's smile was filled with sincerity. "Me neither," he whispered, his lips brushing against hers. 

They shared another sweet kiss in the dimly lit hallway, only for Beatrice to giggle and break the kiss, “Stop,” she taps his lips playfully, “We have to sleep.” Then, hand in hand, they continued on their way to bed, well, tried to. 

As soon as they entered their bedroom,Rooster’s muscular arms wrapped around her middle and pulled her flush to his front, “Hmmm…do we have to?” oh, he was back to normal, that was a relief, “I have so many ideas on what we can do.”

“Roos.” she sighs, leaning into his touch, “We…I…” she clears her throat, holding his hands down when they tried to slide under her shirt, “We really have to sleep…and we have things to do tomorrow.” he lets out a little sad sound in his throat, tilting his head like a kid who was just told he couldn’t have the cake before bed.

“I knowww…” he groans, “But…we can be fas-”

“Roos.”

“Ugh…” he hugs her close, burying his face on her neck, “I love when you are right.”

“Isn’t that ‘i hate when you are right?”

His head moves up and he touches their noses together, “...I could never hate you.” he smiles even more when her cheeks turn a violent shade of red, eyes twinkling back at him, “I’m serious.”

She just cupped his cheek, then kissed the tip of his nose, “Me too.” she whispers, “...now…bed?”

“...ugh,fine.” he playfully slaps her ass, “But I’ll get you back.”

-

Visiting Evelyn and her baby boy was part of the itinerary that morning after visiting the twins, “Alright,Nikki,” she cups her baby girl under the armpits and hugs her close, “You are going to see where auntie Evey and uncle Jake live.” she says as she closes the door with her ass, walking up to the front of that huge building.

Nikki, nestled securely in Beatrice's arms, looked up with wide, curious eyes. She was at an age where everything was new and exciting, and visiting new places filled her with wonder.

Beatrice already knew the way, and the concierge just smiled her way as she walked to the elevators. She waited until it reached the chosen floor, Nicole wasn’t that uncomfortable buy the sudden pressure - but she was confused, looking around a bit - and once the doors opened pressed the buzzer for Evelyn's apartment, waiting for her friend to answer. She bounced Nikki gently in her arms, the baby's small fingers gripping the collar of her shirt in fascination.

Evelyn's voice crackled through the intercom. "Who is it?" wait, that wasn’t Evelyn.

“Shells??”

“Bumblebea,hey!” the doors immediately open and Shells is indeed there, chewing on what appears to be some tiny pretzel snack and wearing a Kylie Minogue shirt, “Fancy seeing you here!”

“...I mean yeah,” she laughs, ‘What are you doing here? I…is Evelyn okay?”

Shells grinned as she leaned against the doorframe. "Oh, Evelyn's fine," she replied casually, propping a hand on her hip . "She's actually out at the moment, running some errands. I'm here babysitting the little guy."

“...Evelyn…left you alone with her baby?” she narrows her eyes, “Evelyn?”

“Yeah!” Shells continued and as if on cue, Evelyn appeared in the background - looking like a fancier version of Elvira with her long black robes and hair pulled up into a bun- “I’m a great baby sitter.”

“...then that’s her twin?” Bea asks, pointing behind Shells, “Right?”

Shells blinked, then turned towards where Beatrice was pointing “...alright, you got me,” she backs away from the door, “I wanted some of the pretzels only Evelyn has,” she points to the bag, “Then I had to come over, obviously. Plus I saw the little man on the way.” she walks away from Bea, leaving Evelyn to step forward.

“Hi Bea,” she smiles, kissing her friend’s cheeks, “Hi Nikki.”

Nicole’s little ‘hi!’ only made the other woman smile more and Beatrice held her friend’s hand, “Hi Ev, how are you doing? How’s the post-partum life treating you?”

Evelyn's smile was warm as she gestured for Beatrice to come inside. "I'm doing well, Bea," she replied as they entered the apartment. "Life with a newborn has its challenges, but it's also incredibly rewarding. Little Jake here keeps me on my toes."

“Can’t believe it’s a Jake Jr.” Shells mutters from the kitchen, crunching another pretzel.

“That was also Jake’s grandfather’s name.” Evelyn explains as she closes the door, then points to the little bassinet by the couch, “He’s over there.”

Beatrice couldn't help but glance over at the sleeping baby boy in his crib. He was looking more like Jake than they thought, even his hair was pale blonde  "He's absolutely precious, Ev. And you look fantastic," she added, genuinely impressed by how well Evelyn seemed to be handling everything.

Evelyn chuckled, a hint of weariness in her voice. "Thanks, Bea. I definitely don't feel fantastic all the time.”

“Anything…out of the ordinary?”

“Health wise?” Evelyn pursed her lips, “I’ve been going to the bathroom a lot more. But,” she shrugs, “That’s about it.”

“That’s good,oh” she pulls up her bag, “I uh, got you something else. It’s just another gift.” Beatrice shrugs, gently setting Nicole down on the couch.

Evelyn looked genuinely surprised by the additional gift. "Bea, you really didn't have to," she said, her voice filled with gratitude. "You've already done so much for me."

Beatrice waved off her friend's concerns with a smile. "Nonsense, Ev. I just wanted to bring a little something to brighten your day. After all, you deserve it."

Evelyn's curiosity got the best of her as she reached for the bag. She carefully pulled out the gift, her eyes widening when she saw what it was. "Bea, this is beautiful!" she exclaimed, holding up a delicate necklace with a small pendant in the shape of a heart. "Thank you so much."

“You are welcome.” she sighs, ‘...so, ready to have this girl time started?”

Evelyn chuckles, “Honestly? Yeah,I am.”

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#5

The lineless roles of a (Chap)man capable of many styles!

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39 notes - Posted May 15, 2022

#4

Y’ALL READY TO WATCH ME HYPERANALYSE SILVER? NO? IM DOING IT ANYWYAY AND I PROMISE IM NOT STEALIMG OSA WILLOW’S JOB

MAJOR III8 P2 SPOILERS DOWN BELOW

So, I get it. Robow is canon, Testy and Fan made her too. That’s fun and all, very very fun.

I’m more focused on something else, though. Specifically, the scene right before Silver accidentally commits arson. Mostly because of Candle’s expression before Silver pulls out the comically large match, which is as follows.

She looks shocked, as if she never expected Silver to crack the code of an inner flame. Also worth noting that not even a few hours earlier, he had recklessly tried what he had seen last time when looking to unlock his flame.

So the fact he could supposedly put things together in the span of one day just doesn’t make sense.

But at the same time, I think there’s far more to our anxiety riddled friend than meets the eye.

Why? Look at what he’s triggered over the season besides from the inner flame stuff.

He’s led his team to both disarray and redemption, triggered self consciousness in the likes of Yinyang and also self confidence in likes of the Floor. Lifted others up, dragged others down… but look at what happened to who he’s brought down.

Yinyang, while originally severely affected by Silver’s plotting, has actually grown to respect and understand one another thanks to Candle’s guidance and a change of perspective. This doesn’t mean the pair are done yet, not by a long run.

Paintbrush was angered by his actions at first, but they opted to warn him of what’s to come. This led Silver to lift the floor up and secure the pre-rearrange Thinkers safety into this new swap. And Paintbrush, not expecting their actions to get through to him and lead to his advisor status, got shocked by this.

And now Clover. Silver’s words had stuck with Nickel, leading to him calling Clover out. Yet Silver seemed to be indifferent about Clover after his outburst, as he hasn’t been shown to interact with her further. Yet Silver’s actions had led up to Clover exiting the game not even a few minutes later.

So without a doubt, there’s more to come for Silver. There’s his true inner flame that has potential to shine through, ongoing situations such as Balloon maybe getting through to him… I get a feeling Silver may wind up on a Microphone level of development in one way or another. Just without a Taco-like backup

39 notes - Posted April 29, 2022

#3

Things in II that I like:

- silver’s canon anxiety

- the implications that lifering has some kind of trauma, presumably to multitask

-TK’s likely empty nesting thingo

- goo being the autism creature

43 notes - Posted August 16, 2022

#2

@evbobevisgoinginsane

you dare assume the case is sleeping on the grass? lies, as you can see here she is very comfy and happy /lh

52 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Lineless swagging

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61 notes - Posted April 21, 2022

Can't believe Tumblr said Pinkers supremacy.

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[hakka84]

I was about to reply (in private) to the ask, but since you also replied through a reblog, I'll do it publicly. :)

I think we already "crossed swords" on the "Uhura actress" theme on someone else's post, so allow me to refrain from getting into it again. Let's agree we will never agree on it.

To be fair, as I might've said already in the post mentioned above, I too fail to see Celia Rose Gooding as a younger Nichelle Nichols. The issue never crossed (and still doesn't cross) my mind with Zoe Saldana because with AOS there isn't such a close link with TOS. Sure, they are the same characters, but everything is so different that they could even be genetically different and just have the name and surname and general birth decade in common (at least two characters are hinted to have born earlier than their TOS counterparts, to be able to be there on the bridge together!). Cho's Sulu could be the son of Mr.Sulu and a different woman, for what we know (and that could explain why he's played by a South Korean actor, when Takei is Japanese, and also why Takei didn't agree with Sulu being gay which would mean that, at least for him, TOS!Sulu isn't gay I guess?).

With Strange New Words, though... I'm supposed to watch, say, Paul Weasley in S1 last episode and believe that he's the very same guy, same stardate, same events, different ship chair of Shatner's Kirk in Balance of Terror. I know, prequels - you're supposed to oversee the different actors and all. But usually you get prequels set ten, even twenty and more years before the "main" material. You get prequels when the original adults are still teens, or when original parents are still children (or the original adults are barely newborns and the story is about their parents/families - see Star Wars Prequels Vs Original Trilogy). You usually don't get prequels that are set like 5 years before the "main" material.

My beef with Strange New Worlds is that... they didn't even try to make the characters similar/coherent to the TOS ones. Let's not talk about Spock and the inconsistencies with his relationship with T'Pring - he's an alien, we can pretend at some point something happened to change him so drastically. Besides, he was less stunted and definitely more smiling in The Cage anyway. But the others TOS-original characters? Meh. We don't know much of doctor M'Benga, besides that he's now CMO under Pike but isn't under Kirk - they'll have to explain why he was demoted at some point. Other than that, he's blank, they can make with him everything they want. Same with Una. She's as emotionless as a robot in The Cage, and Rebecca Romijn's is a fresh update to the character. Then we have Pike and Uhura - they are as physically and in nature/attitude distant from their TOS counterparts as they could. No harm done with Pike, since you can't not love Anson Mount's Pike, while Jefffrey Hunter's swings from bland to annoying, depending on the scene.

Uhura's, on the other hand... I think it's the Cumberbatch's Khan effect here at play - the character works, and is well written and charming on its own, yet it would've been better to make it an OC instead. They really wanted to force Uhura in Strange New Worlds when it wasn't necessary (as she wasn't part of Pike's crew in The Cage). Not only did they had her have a training run on the Enterprise that lasted all a season, but - judging from promo material released so far - she gets promoted/included to stable crewmember in Season 2. IMHO, it would've given them more freedom by casting Celia Rose Gooding as a brand-new character. Ortegas is, and she's a wonderful character - we're not missing anything just because she isn't a TOS-character, right? Why then force Uhura in this? With characters from The Cage that never got used again, why pick one of the "Five Non-Main"? The more you include characters from TOS the more you have to be careful with the canon to not break anything. Same can be said for objects/things, plots and alien races.

And so we're back to the topic with Chapel. Chapel could be named Kristina Snapel at this point and you wouldn't miss a thing. The only thing in common with Majel Barrett's, is the feelings for Spock and that she serves as nurse. That's it. Character wise, is a total different person. A good character, actually! Just, not the Christine Chapel we know.

As for the pairing(s).

When I discovered AOS it was early 2010 (I think). I was suggested to watch Star Trek, and I watched it in chronological order (TOS->TOS Movies->ST 2009). You have no idea how much I hated Spock/Uhura back then. Like VERY MUCH. I didn't write them, but I did play in my mind with the (now I understand stupid and harmful and narratively wrong) trope of "evil jealous Uhura who hates Kirk". I just couldn't stand them (to be fair, it was because of how poorly they had been introduced, making them both look unprofessional with the timing of the romantic scenes, and the way they made Uhura act, bordering on clingy!girlfriend stereotype material). I've come accept the pair with Into Darkness, as they were painted as a more healthy and mature couple, and by Beyond I'm fine with it, so much that I've jumped on the whole "Beyond ignored ID" so to elaborate a theory that ID and Beyond are two divergences of 2009, so to keep both Spuhura and have a chance at Spick. One direction goes straight from ST XI to ID and develops into Spirk (or Kirk/Spock/Uhura) and another fork heading straight toward Beyond and established Spock/Uhura) but that's me getting offtopic.

It might be me being in a niche, or not following the "right" people, or Tumblr might just be the wrong place (I follow on Twitter an artist who is here on Tumblr as well: on TW they are soft-key complaining about "recent Spock developments" but they haven't said anything here on Tumblr), but I don't see much backlash. After I made the original post, I went into the Christine Chapel tag here on Tumblr and there were literally only two/three Spock/Chapel enthusiasts posting and no complaints? I have nothing against the pair either - I ship hard Spirk so I can't really judge other non-TOS-canon-ship shippers. And good for them fans if they already shipped Spock/Chapel in TOS. Me? I was already annoyed by the closeness between the two as per Season 1. Frankly this is the nail on the coffin. If I didn't already stick to my "Burnham mother's as the Red Angel unwittingly created a time divergence so Disco and SNW belong to another timeline" headcanon, I'd be foaming from the mouth by now. But, since I do, I'm not here, being all zen and waiting for Season 2 to drop and give me some good entertaining with brand-new, alternate version of the characters I know.

Said all this. While I still don't agree on your opinion on Celia Rose Gooding, I can understand where you come from, for it's how I had to face the original X-Men movies trilogy. I don't know if you're familiar. But my fave - like favest comic book character, possibly my favest character ever - is Angel/Archangel/Warren Worthington III. Who is, by Marvel comics canon, handsome - like, very, very handsome - the kind of guy that would make everyone''s head turn and droll, in an angelic way though. The comic version of 90s Brad Pitt-status? Get it. Almost 17 years later, and I still can't swallow the casting for his character. Because the actor picked (Ben Foster), while certainly talented, is bland and not astonishingly handsome.

(I'm tired and have an headache so this ramble might not make sense)

Here, I can offer an old Spuhura manip of mine to raise your sour mood. Enjoy. ;)

Strange New Worlds S2

I don’t get how Strange New Worlds can still be sold as a TOS prequel at this point. Just admit it’s an AU and so be it. I swear.

People who spent the most part of the recent 10s shitting on the Kelvin Trilogy for changing the characters, insulting J.J. because he didn’t stick to TOS characterizations and relationships (despite the movies being officially marketed as an AU from the start)… have nothing to say on Strange New Worlds retcons and blatant ways of ignoring TOS-canon?

More behind the cut, in case you haven’t seen promos/trailers.

Keep reading

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heartless | 05. dagger

pairing: henry mills x oc a/n: yes i know it’s ironic that brighton sharbino is my face claim for max when she guest starred in ouat one time. and that the first time i use a gif of her it’s one of the ouat episode she was in. also the fact that this is the first time my face claim has the same eye color as the character but in this gif they’ve been edited to blue instead. this gif isn't mine and i can't find the source so if anyone knows who made it i would really love to be told so i can properly credit them. anyways! this is a really juicy chapter, so i hope you enjoy and please reblog and tell me what you thought.  warnings: a panic attack, talk of murder. wordcount: 1454

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"It’s almost nine. You all set? You know what to do?" August, the new weirdo writer in town who'd shown a suspicious interest in Henry's fairy tale theory, asked. He, Max and Henry were standing across the street from Mr. Gold's shop, prepping to execute some sort of "plan" the man had devised for Operation Cobra.

 Henry nodded. "Operation Cobra is always ready."

 "Not so fast there, Scurvy Dog," said Max, stepping in between Henry and August, hard gaze locked on the man, "First, you need to explain how this has anything to do with getting Emma to believe."

 August bit his lip, glancing back at Gold's shop. "...Sometimes other priorities assert themselves."

 Max hit him on the arm, hard enough that it was clearly a warning, but not so hard she'd feel guilty if it turned out August didn't have questionable motives. "What the hell does that even mean? What's with your weird inability to give a straight answer?"

 August looked back at Max, meeting her haughty glare, and a grin spread across his face. "You're a deeply mistrusting person. I respect that."

  That stupid, smug little grin might work on other people, but to Max it was nothing; she was not amused. "I'm just making sure someone has Henry's best interests in mind," she said coolly.

  "And you're a great friend for it," August commended. "But... you know, sometimes in life, you just have to take a leap of faith."

  Max still didn't have much faith in the man, but she relented nonetheless. "Alright, but let me make myself clear," she said seriously, stepping forward and getting up in August's personal space. "If I find out that you're just using us for your own evil plan, I will hunt you down." Her voice carried such promise and her glare was so menacing that August couldn't help but gulp in fear.

  Henry sighed. "Max, we've talked about this. No threatening people."

  She didn't answer, simply taking Henry by the arm and leading him to Gold's shop so they could distract him. She kept her glare trained on August for as long as she could get away with, before she was forced to turn back to Henry. Scoffing, she said, "Oh, don't give me that look. We've talked about this before. You're too trusting, I'm not trusting at all — together, we make a sensible human being."

  Henry chuckled quietly, and together they stepped into the pawn shop.

  "Hey, Mr. Gold," said Henry as the man in question stepped out of the back room.

  "Good morning, Henry. Max," he greeted. "What can I do for you?"

  "We wanna get a gift for Ms. Blanchard."

  "Oh, I see."

  "Since she didn't kill that woman."

  "Good thinking," said Mr. Gold, and he and Henry looked for a potential gift. Max just rolled her eyes, finding the whole thing pointless. She let her eyes wander around the shop to entertain herself. It certainly worked — Max had never spent much time in the shop, and it was filled to the brim with beautiful, and — more importantly — weird ass things. She started a slow lap around the store, taking in every item, but halted when her eyes landed on something laying on a table towards the corner of the store — a bronze dagger.

  It looked handmade and was slightly rusty, but Max was drawn to it, like the dagger called her forward somehow. She tilted her head and stepped closer. Her peripheral vision blurred, the sound of Henry and Gold's conversation muffling as she stepped closer to the dagger. It was as if nothing else in the universe existed right then.

  Max carefully picked it up. She blinked, and during the couple of milliseconds where her eyes were closed, she saw flashes just like in her dreams. A dark forest. A vast ocean. And a hand holding out the very dagger that was in front of her.

  When she examined it closer, she could tell that, despite its unassuming appearance, it was expertly crafted. How she knew this, she had no idea. They had never covered weapon making at school, and it wasn't like she would've paid attention if they did, anyway.

  "How much is this?" she asked, still too transfixed on the dagger to even look up at Mr. Gold. Still, she could feel him approaching, soon standing right next to her.

  "Given the occasion, I don't think gifting Ms. Blanchard a weapon would be appropriate."

  Max gave a slight shake of her head. "No, I want it," she clarified, at last looking away from the dagger and up at Mr. Gold.

  Across the store, Henry's eyebrows rose before he frowned, examining his best friend closely. Giving such a straightforward, serious reply instead of a sarcastic one? That wasn't like her. Something must be up.

  Mr. Gold didn't answer her question right away. Instead, his eyes went over her, like he was searching for something, trying to figure something out. He must've either found it or given up, because his invasive gaze slipped away, and he muttered, "25 dollars."

  "Deal."

–––

Max sat next to Henry at Mary Margaret's welcome home party, wearing the only dress she owned. She hadn't spoken more than a couple of sentences since arriving, and she'd barely touched her cake. It was simply impossible for her to think about anything else except her new dagger, which was attached to a leg-holster she wore under her dress. All she did was sit still, stare at the wall, and trace her fingers across the weapon over the fabric of her dress.

  "So, are you gonna tell me what's up with you?" whispered Henry.

  She looked away from the exposed bricks and back at Henry. He was wearing a red sweater over his regular flannel and leaning in closer to her. "You noticed?"

  "You've been really quiet, haven't touched your cake — even though it's lemon flavored — and you haven't said anything sarcastic or threatened anyone since we stepped into Gold's shop. Yeah, I noticed."

  Max chuckled and looked down at her lap. "I don't know. There was just something about that dagger I found. I just had to have it. And I could've sworn I saw some flashes of something when I picked it up, but I can't remember them anymore." She paused to frown. This truly was an amazingly frustrating situation. "It's like how you forget a dream after waking up," she grumbled, picking at her cake.

  Excitement washed across Henry's face then. "It was probably yours before the curse, then!"

  "Yeah..." Max nodded, biting her lip. "Probably."

  Their conversation was interrupted when Emma tapped Henry on his shoulder. "Hi, why don't you guys give Mary Margret her present now?"

  Both kids nodded, standing up with the card and present in hand and turning to Ms. Blanchard.

  "Hey, we have something for you," said Henry.

  "Well thank you," said Mary Margret, and Max handed her the card. She opened it and read the message out loud. "We're so glad you... didn't kill Mrs. Nolan..."

  Max grinned. "Signed by the 7th and 8th grade!"

  "And we got you a bell!" Henry exclaimed, shaking the package.

  Mary Margret smiled. "Thank you. Tell everyone I'll be back soon."

  Henry nodded. "Okay."

  "Hey, Henry," said Emma, stepping in, "we should get you home before your mom finds out. That won't be pretty."

  "I'll tag along," Max said instantly, following Henry to the front door and putting on her trusty three sizes too big leather jacket.

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David Nolan ended up taking them home, despite having just arrived at the party. It was quite obvious that Mary Margret was still upset with him for asking if she had anything to do with Cathrine's "death", so Emma had assigned him vehicular babysitting instead — Henry seemed to remain oblivious, though.

  The car ride was anything but pleasant. Max felt sick. Her stomach was turning. Breath was getting ragged. Vision blurred.

  Henry turned at the sound of her loud, harsh breaths; brows furrowed. "Max, are you okay?" he asked carefully.

  She didn't answer. She couldn't. An incredible sense of dread washed over her, just like how she felt in her nightmares. Something sinister was looming over them. She was in danger. Henry was in danger. Tears streamed down her face. The vague sound of a boy screaming in agony echoing around her. She needed to place that voice, to figure out who it was. She knew, but the information was hidden from her somehow. Max tried gripping the car door to stabilize herself, but her hands were shaking too much — she couldn't get a proper grip.

"Stop the car! She's having a panic attack!"

Her head was pounding, the booming feeling of fear overpowering everything except Henry's voice.

"Max, hey, listen to me. Focus on my voice, okay?"

Okay.

"You're fine. There's nothing dangerous here. You're just having a panic attack, okay?"

She was just having a panic attack.

"Count down with me from ten, okay? Ten."

Ten.

"Nine."

Nine.

"Eight."

Eight.

The sense of fear began to subside.

"Seven."

Seven.

"Six."

Six.

She was just in David Nolan's car, sitting next to Henry.

"Five."

Five.

Her vision cleared, and she could see Henry's shining face in front of her.

"Four."

"Four."

"Three."

"Three."

"Two."

"Two."

"One."

"One."

Max fell into Henry's open arms, letting him anchor her.

She needed to make an appointment with Dr. Hooper.

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