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mizzfizz · 11 days ago
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i saw this and had to send it to you IMMEDIATELY
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIIT1y8RRJU/
AMBER I LOVE YEW SM, YEW KNOW ME SOOO WELL, THATS LITERALLY MY MYANNNNNNNN
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kristiliqua · 6 days ago
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okay . as a certified ultrakill lorehead (and also gabv1el shipper) …. people who say they hate each other and ONLY have hate for each other and THAT’S IT ? are fucking Fools . i’m sorry . do u not know their characters ?
fucking . gabriel apostate of hate terminal entry . Literally says “the strong fire that burned inside him was not hatred at all , but passion .” LIKE . CMON ? (i guess you can still interpret it as like . he Does hate v1 , but the Fire he felt wasnt the hate , it was passion . like sure . but to say they hate each other ? purely ? Nuh Uh ….. Nah …….)
like .. do u Hear the shit he says during the heresy fight . “is this what i lost to ?” it’s a taunt , of course . it’s most definitely taunting , goading . but is it demeaning ? well , kind of i guess — but in the taunting “give me all you’ve got” sort of way , not in the “less than nothing ; scum beneath my foot” kind of way (like before) . “is this what i lost to” is just such .. an expectant taunt . like he Expects a lot from v1 . he recognizes v1 as a worthy opponent — the Only opponent to ever beat him or give him a challenge — and even his taunts reflect that , no matter how … angry and mocking they are LOL . the same can be said with “you’re getting rusty , machine” but it’s less obvious there . (Ofc there r still .. demeaning lines . like “nothing but scrap” and “you need more power” n shit … but that’s more him being angry and less of him seeing v1 as literally just . a bug to be squashed , like in 3-2 . doesnt reflect his view on v1 , but reflects his current emotional state instead)
and then there’s the phase 2 taunts , where his tone changes a Lot . he still has very taunting and (more blatantly) Goading lines (“show me what you were made for” “come get some blood” “come on , machine , fight me like an animal”) , but the tone is Veryyy … manic and awed . the awed feeling is more obvious with the lines like “what is this feeling ?” “i’ve never had a fight like this before” “so this is what you see in bloodshed” and “now this is a fight worthy of god’s will” . he’s getting into the fight . in what way does this show Hate ?
like i Guess you could see his parting line of “may your woes be many , and your days few” to be hateful . but after the heresy fight , he chuckles whilst saying it … since it’s ironic , no ? he has only a few hours to live , and so much guilt for the lives he took . he doesn’t even sound angry or hateful as he says it … but he still says it so whatever i guess u can deffo take it that way since like . it’s not as if i don’t believe he doesn’t hate v1 at All . hell no . that’s what makes their dynamic fun . but …. to say they can’t have some sort of gay ass relationship because they hate each other ? as if that’s the Only feelings they have for one another ? nah bro … what r u cooking ….
to say they hate each other is such an oversimplification of their relationship methinks . v1 ruined gabriel’s life , doomed him to die , yes . but it also forced him to see the injustice in the council’s — and by extension , his — actions . he freed heaven from their unjust reign , and was able to see the truth for what it was … the council are a group of cowards , chasing the fire that’s no longer there , because god is gone .
v1 doomed him to death , and losing to v1 caused him to go through immeasurable pain (via having his light taken away) . but v1 Also had him experience a newfound challenge , and realize that he could want something for himself . had him feel passion and anger . had him realize that the council was wrong , that what he’s done in the name of god was wrong and misguided .
v1 caused the early end of his life , but also caused him to start truly Living . living for himself instead of serving the council or being someone else’s weapon . drove him to kill the council as a way to take his life back from them . “hate” is too simple of a summary for how he feels about v1 , when you consider all of what v1’s done to/for him . it’s much more complicated than that , bc v1 changed his life for better And for worse . and to dismiss it as just them hating each other ? is kinda stupid imho . what a wild and diminishing way to simplify / dumb down their incredibly interesting , complicated dynamic lmao
also . to say v1 hates gabriel is crazy ? bc what in the game implies that at all LOL ? v1 has no dialogue or anything that implies it hates him … v1 has like barely any personality in game at all lmfao (i don’t count the hank and hank jr and the “you’re not getting away this time” bc those r easter eggs / was put in to guide the player , as confirmed by hakita … not that i dont think v1 is a silly goober btw .!!!! but i’m talking abt in game stuff) . like fr just pulling shit out yo ass . in game , v1 does not display any emotions for him . neither hate or love or anything . v1 does NOT hate gabriel …… just saying …….
can you tell i’m normal about these two . my god
>> shipping gabv1el is fun when you don't have someone from tiktok telling you that they hate each other
#this is all canonical and explained in game Btw .#or at least Implied#like im not even trying to go into my own thoughts on what their dynamic Could be#hence why im barely talking about v1’s side here … bc there’s like nothing at all in the game in terms of how v1 feels abt anything LMAO#but in general i loooove the parallels of like#v1 changing gabriel’s life by challenging his rock hard beliefs and making him see the cold reality of what he’s done#as well as gabriel changing v1’s beliefs of being the perfect war machine with no emotions . to be what it was created to be#nothing more and nothing less#by causing v1 to feel emotions . (hashtag hc that v1 feels emotions theyre just Incredibly repressed)#(and lets not even mention the whole ‘i dont want to die’ death screen stuff el oh elz)#(reason i didnt mention that for v1’s lack of canonical personality part is bc like#that’s not Personality . that’s just fear . its certainly a characteristic though .!!! but yeah)#(also wasnt reallyyy relevant lol)#ANYWAYYYY can yew tell im really normal about these two and their super interesting relationship#how they impact each other (or how v1 impacts gabriel for the purely canonical stuff)#(gorsh i love gabriel being a complex and developing character and v1 being the static unchanging character that serves as his catalyst and#reason for change/growth !!! wow !!!!!)#Also not mentioning How gabriel hating v1 is fun asf for their relationship/dynamic …. let them be hateful in peace ….. smh ….#all this to say that people on tiktok are STUPID and dont understand the complexity of their relationship . xoxo#ultrakill#gabv1el#ultrakill gabv1el#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#v1 ultrakill#ultrakill v1#i love CHARACTER ANALYSIS !!!!!!#kristiliyaps
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mihii-i · 6 months ago
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hear me out..... mizu x fem reader, a oneshot, smut, they're already together, they are out in town as 'husband and wife' while they obtain information. The reader is a brat, Mizu literally fucks the ever living SHIT out of her. Teasing and mocking until the reader is blabbing out apologies that are barely even coherent. SHI ION KNOW WHEN STRAPS WERE MADE BUT IF YOU BUST THAT OUT I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL 🙏 and of course aftercare with lots of praise yk bc if ur gonna call me a slut at least kiss my face and call me ur pretty slut thank YEW
chimes of the shamisen.
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Pairings: mizu x fem!reader
CW: nsfw, female reader, afab reader, wlw, let’s ignore the episode’s events and the shindo dojo shit because yay sex, freaky asf obv, but first angst bc im evil kitty, bratty ass reader, argument, mizu is lowkey at fault for it too tho, but reader is still a bitch, hardcore sesbian lex, little bit of soft stuff sprinkled because I cannot write mizu going full on rough and angy with her lover, it feels ooc she would be atleast a little sweet :(, strapon use/harigata, the strap legit came outta nowhere, horny shit god, i genuinely don’t know if this is classified as degradation but I hate degrading so hope not, crying, really fucking rough I don’t think I ever wrote something this insane, not proofread.
A/N: ugh this lowkey turned out bad cause my tea was bad but im loving the stream of mizu requests I am absolutely feral over this woman like I want to kiss and hug her in my arms while also wanting her to tear off my clothes it ain’t funny anymore I GENUINELY DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT WRITING EXTRA FREAKY MIZU BUT YER WELCOME. 🕯️
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Blisteringly cold sweeps of wind swayed in the air in a near painful freeze as crystals of snowflakes sunk upon touching the bare skin of your hand, your tense shoulder pushed up against Mizu’s cloaked one in an attempt to seek a sliver of warmth against the stinging cold. It was currently nearing the end of the nullifying freeze of winter, spring approaching in supposedly a few weeks from now in hopes of thawing out the erected statures blanketed in a gentle white.
Both you and Mizu navigated your way through the dips and trails of each snow heaped pathway in the city, remaining side by side as you two shouldered past the hordes of people pouring in through Kyoto’s streets. Throughout your support for her during the perilous tread to find the remaining men she sought to kill, you had assumed the title of her supposed ‘wife,’ while Mizu, still under the guise of a man, displayed herself as your husband.
Honestly, it was quite difficult to fathom why you were trailing behind this bloodthirsty woman, who would snap apart the bones of any living creature she came across for the sake of her wretched revenge—pulsing through every vein in her body, like an unrest that compelled her stubborn soul to live on. You always questioned yourself as you trudged by her side, eyes frequently staring down at your own feet buried in the thick layers of snow to ponder why your heart raced for a demon presumed to have nothing but hatred oozing from any noticeable crevice of light within her.
You nudged your fingers against her palm, reaching over as your knuckles came into contact with the calloused ridges of her own. Almost in a seemingly desperate sense, your fingertips danced along her skin occasionally as if you were pleading to hold her hand, only to end up cupping your hand around nothing as she pulled away with each gesture of yours seeking her affection. Mizu subtly nodded her head toward you, tilting her chin up to meet your gaze through the orange tint of her glasses.
“Not now. Focus on getting more information regarding Heiji Shindo.”
It was getting tiring. Annoying even.
Mizu initially proposed the idea of cloaking yourselves under the cover of a husband and wife to seek information, to which you agreed. Considering the two of you had been together for quite some time, you believed that it wouldn’t hurt to cover yourself with an impenetrable front. Surely your false marriage wouldn’t get questioned considering how touchy and affectionate you were with Mizu, proudly believing that such a plan would remain the same as usual.
Unfortunately for you, it might have to be time to come to terms with the fact that her revenge mattered more than you.
All of her recent actions reflected a strict focus to the goal she had set, refusing to indulge in even the smallest of pleasures with her own ‘wife.’ You constantly strode alongside her through Kyoto’s crowded infrastructure, shielded by the overarching shadow of her kasa shrouding her face as she opened her mouth to inquire of the Shindo Dojo’s whereabouts left and right.
You couldn’t bear to see her disappointed expression whenever she was ignored or directed incorrectly, one of the residents even leading her to a pleasure house, much to her discomfort. However, nothing served to dilate the pit in your stomach more than Mizu brushing you off, rolling her shoulder past you whenever she was fixated on gathering information about some piece of shit connected to one of the white men hiding in Japan.
You knew she didn’t hate you. In fact, Mizu loved you like you were the most precious thing she had ever set her sights on. Held you and whispered in your ears that you were one of the only people that ever mattered to her, and how grateful she was to have you, all while you were hemmed in her overflowing grasp of affection. Yet, you were unable to help the twinge of discomposure swirling in your chest at how…comfortable she felt neglecting you like this.
Of course in retaliation, you began to bite back at her lack of feeling towards you ever since you reached Kyoto under the disguise, growing increasingly despondent to the words that left her mouth. The annoyance alone she was able to inflict on you in these past few days was more than enough to fuel a minuscule revenge of your own. You’d always snap back toward Mizu, words tinged with a short of sharp edge to them, & contrasting the usual gentle demeanor you often displayed for her.
Looking around the cramped lanes, you remained to Mizu’s side as her own eyes traced every inch of the vicinity, briefly tilting her glasses along the bridge of her nose to capture a clear view as darkness clouded the sky in a shrouding night. Rays of moonlight kissing the rippling bodies of water engulfing the bridge off at the end, accompanied by the muted lamps provided a faint expansion of light within such a late portion of day, some starting to die out into a smoky grey one by one.
A disappointed huff fell from Mizu’s lips at the sight of nightfall descending upon the two of you, striking a halt in the investigation that had been dragged out for the whole day. Although you’d never admit it to her, you wanted to breathe out a prolonged sigh of relief once your info gathering induction had ceased for the day, unsure of how much longer you could rasp out another word about the black market merchant.
“(Name). We’re done for today, let me know if you find a decent place to rest.”
“Shouldn’t you look for one yourself? It’s the husband’s job to provide obviously.” You muttered, loud enough for Mizu to hear as you rolled your eyes.
“This is a false front and you know it. Stop being so stuck up and just listen to me.”
“Or what? Fucking hell Mizu, is it stuck up to ask for a little attention from my girlfriend?”
The sudden announcement of your relationship’s actual title cause her eyes to shoot wide open, cocking an eyebrow in evident disrelish toward your lack of compliance.
“You know full well that we’re in the middle of something important, and you’re simply acting like an attention seeking child!” Mizu hissed under her breath, attempting to keep her voice subtle to avert any attention away from the two of you.
“I don’t care. You just brush me off like I don’t exist when you’re clearly supposed to act like my husband.”
“Quit acting so fucking bratty and maybe I’ll give you what you want after we’re done.”
“Forget it, Mizu. Can’t believe I’m in love with a demon like you.”
You could almost hear Mizu’s breath hitch in her throat, swallowing back a lump as her lips remained parted in a frown. Her eyes roamed over you in disdain, brows knitting together as her eyelids lowered into a contorted expression of annoyance and hurt.
Regret clawed at your mind as you took in Mizu’s expression, clearly not displaying a particular fixation on hurt alone, but definitely harboring a chagrin of sorts. You felt your heart ache, realizing the words you had just uttered to your lover, unable to reflect upon what you just said to the woman you supposedly loved as she turned her back to you. Was she leaving you? Right here?
You jolted up at the sight of her head tilted over her shoulder to glance back at you, a cold expression still carved onto her already wounded gaze.
“Are you coming or not?”
Clearing your throat, you managed a soundless nod in response, the crunch of your footsteps being the only thing breaking the silence fostered between the two of you. A surge of anxiety crept up within you, the bitter taste flat against your tongue from the sheer feeling along worse than raw bile. What the hell was the matter with you? You claim you love her yet you struck a blow at one of her deepest insecurities? You couldn’t even begin to comprehend how disgusted you were with yourself right now.
Your footsteps abruptly ceased their movements as soon as you noticed Mizu’s own feet, stationary and sunken in the snow as she eyed the large wooden building with a sign hammered along a plank off to its right in a messy fashion. She immediately pivoted in the direction of the paper door upfront, pressing her fingers to the wall to push it aside and make way as it disappeared the further it was slid.
Despite following suit, you had completely blanked out, mind fogged with nothing but a storm of plaguing thoughts and raw hatred for your earlier words lurching at your chest. In this very moment, you couldn’t even begin to describe the guilt gnawing at the back of your head over and over. Similarly to a demon whispering in your ear endlessly to send you spiraling into madness.
No. You don’t get to put the blame on a demon. You demeaned your beloved as an onryō despite claiming to love her. The only real demon here was you.
A swift tap dragged along your shoulder shook you out of your jaundiced trance, Mizu’s unfeeling eyes stabbing through yours as she stared you down.
“Come on. There’s a room available.”
You cocked your head in confusion, not following the series of events that followed while your mind was wandering off. A sigh pushed past her tongue as she looked over at you, an unamused look painted all over her face.
“The room. We’re staying at an inn for the night. Then we continue investigating tomorrow.”
“Oh. Okay..”
That was all you could whisper out. Even speaking to her reminded you of that pained expression etched onto her face, draining the affection thay once presided in her blue eyes.
As soon as the door to your room slid open, such a minute detail presenting itself before you twisted like a dagger to your heart, feeling it drop to your stomach like a heavy stone. The two futons situated on the floor, one each big enough to fit both you and Mizu on it, yet still having two seperate beds against the floor far apart from each other. Was this some higher power’s way of telling you that your relationship was done for?
Not wanting to be held back by spacing out again, you begrudgingly set your foot down within the confines of the room, stepping into it as you were drawn to the futon on the far left. Kneeling beside it, a somber tiredness masked your face as you stared down at the fabric, with a few slight wrinkles adorning its stretched edges. The futon was quite spacious as it was splayed out on the tatami mat, oddly comfortable as well as you ran a hand along the surface.
You paused for a moment, slowly turning a head behind your shoulder until you caught sight of Mizu in your periphery, intently transfixed on her grasping at the kasa in her hands before setting it down beside the end of her own futon, her tinted glasses following alongside her cloak in a small pile of discarded clothes—if you could even call such accessories that. The weights strapped to her arms and legs also loosened to the floor with a clank, joining the discard pile as she took in a deep breath.
Mizu almost immediately plopped herself atop the futon without so much as looking over at you, back facing you as she lay on her side with the weight of her head pressured atop her arm.
“Blow out the candle for me, will you?”
Averting your gaze from her back, you sluggishly padded over to the candle, each step you took burning your heels as you felt like you were carrying the deadweight of your own body. A quick rush of wind was expelled from your lungs as you puckered your lips to blow out the candle, the flame flickering momentarily before vanishing into a thin trail of smoke wavering in the air and stinging your nostrils.
The strong miasma of smoke you were close to began to swirl within your throat within the darkness of the room, breath hitching as your head fogged up from discomfort. Perhaps you should refrain from inhaling smoke, only idiots come close enough to purposefully take in the scent of an air that could beset your lungs.
Only idiots hurt the person they love, much less if that person has been hurt enough in their past.
Returning to your futon, you also proceeded to lay on your side facing away from Mizu, fighting back the urge to want to see her gorgeous face. You closed your eyes, albeit a bit hesitantly as you screwed them shut, wallowing the quiet, wordless atmosphere fostered in the darkness once dimly illuminated by a tiny flame.
Or rather, former silence.
Your eyes almost immediately shot open at the abrupt chime of a distant shamisen echoing miles away in the dead of night. The smooth strums continued to ring in your ears in a soothing, yet harsh melody. Strange. They often didn’t hold any kabuki theater plays this late at night. You remained perplexed at the endless melodic chimes of the shamisen, yet oddly relaxed. Unable to comprehend the reason behind such a noise drifting through the streets so late, yet enjoying the comfort it enveloped you in.
Such a shame your comfort tore away from you, this night possibly being the last night you could even lay eyes upon your lover. You were sure you’d shattered everything you had with one simple comment alone. In this moment, you were no better than the man who had betrayed her in the past.
No.
No. You could never be apart from Mizu.
She was everything to you. You were nothing but determined to repair what you had supposedly shattered, using all you had to get the pieces to snap back together as with every ounce of internal strength you could muster if that’s what it took.
You sat up in one fluid motion, weakly dragging yourself over to Mizu’s futon while swallowing back the urge to just head back and sleep, ignoring the notion that this wouldn’t make it any better. Her body rose and fell with each breath she took in her slumber, eyes shut with a weary expression even as she slept. Without hesitation, you adjusted yourself to curl up directly behind her in a spooning position of sorts, arms encircling her waist almost immediately as you pressed your nose against her nape.
Mizu only shot you a quizzical glare, blinking groggily at the sight of your arms tightly fastened around her waist.
“Your bed is over there, you know.”
“These futons are enough for two people. Besides, I want to sleep next to my husband.” You muttered against her skin, breath fluttering against her nape in a warm embrace. Her breath caught in her throat at the mention of the false title the two of you had to act on, muscles tensing up in your grasp.
“What if I kill you? I am a demon after all.” She reiterated, a bitter edge cutting a pang of anguish directly into the existing wound of guilt embedded within you. “I don’t care..” you choked out in a shaky voice, dragging your lower lip between your teeth to suppress the tears stinging the corners of your eyes.
“I’m so sorry, Mizu.”
The entire room fell silent once more, your heart threatening to burst out of your chest as soon as you felt the warm embrace of Mizu’s arms tightly curled around you, squeezing you to her chest as her face was buried within your hair.
“I shouldn’t have brushed you off like that either.”
You shook your head against her chest, a few tears rolling down your cheeks as Mizu’s expression relaxed, softening as she held you close to herself. Both of you remained in eachother’s embrace for a bit, relishing in the warmth of your wholehearted adoration. Despite the ridges that walled between you two at times, you would always come back to her. You know full well that she meant everything to you, while she reciprocated the same. She only hushed any more apologies spilling profusely from you, holding you tighter.
“Please..Mizu..let me do anything to make it up to you. Anything at all.”
You’ll never forget the sudden flare of hunger roused in her pupils as those words vibrated in her ears, bare hands outlining your body up to dig into your shoulders. Her voice came out in a quiet hum as she pursed her lips together, shaky hands fighting the ravenous desire to yank down the shoulders of your kimono right then and there.
“Anything?”
It didn't take long for you to catch onto her implication, your breath fanning in a series of shallow exhales as your torso pressed to hers with an urgent desire aflame within every drop of blood, every rushing fiber within your body screaming her name. Tilting your head up, you only rasped out a breathless plea as your lips ghosted over Mizu's, her heart pounding furiously against her chest to which you could quite literally feel from the clothed chest to chest proximity.
A palpable heat crept into the air as it fogged the atmosphere between you two, the tension fostered thick with a lustful infatuation hinted with the beauty of love itself. You couldn’t even pretend to hold yourself back, practically lunging yourself at Mizu as your lips smashed against her own, locking yourself in a passionate grasp accompanied by her hands wandering your body shamelessly as if she wanted to tear everything off without regard.
You gasped against her lips in response to her tightened hands bunching up fistfuls of your kimono silk, bundled up within her grasp as her tongue dragged along your lower lip, completely lost in the intense craving to devour you whole. Leaning back, you didn’t resist her hands tracing the darkened silhouette of your figure to slide down the shoulders of your clothing, urging her to undress you completely as you writhed in the unbearable heat your clothes trapped you in.
It didn’t take long for you to lay before her, flat against your back fully bare while your eyes lingered over Mizu’s now unclothed form as well, taking in every part of her nude body as you felt your face burn a deep crimson from the sheer beauty of the sight before your eyes. You couldn’t help but lose yourself in those gorgeous blue eyes, now heavy lidded and misted over with a covetous desire boring into your own.
Her lips found their way across your skin, kissing down your collarbone and tracing to your lower abdomen, hands snaked below your thighs as her gaze fixed on yours from below. You heard the subtle echo of your heartbeat thudding in the clearing as Mizu halted her movements for a second, seemingly having a thought interrupt her sensual touches along your body.
“Love..? Is something-“
“Hold on. I have something.” She interjected, reaching down into the discarded pile of clothing to scramble for a small—or rather large, rectangular box, fitted perfectly into her grasp as she lifted open the lid carefully. Breath hitching at the sight, your eyes flickered over to the phallic object firmly curled between her fingers, the length a nasty contrast to her earlier gentle kisses. You blinked in surprise at the fact that Mizu just- had a harigata on her, opening your mouth yet quickly snapping it shut as you didn’t exactly wanna question why she was carrying it around so casually.
You only responded to the sight with your heart throbbing in rapid beats, along in tandem with feeling a different kind of tingling fluttering between your thighs as you squeezed them shut upon seeing Mizu fasten the object around her waist.
“Fucking hell- you like that don’t you? You enjoy getting filled by a demon?”
Mizu hissed through her grit teeth as her hands squeezed at the flesh of your wrists, keeping them held down against the futon as her hips slammed forward into you to meet her skin against your with every fervent thrust. Your mouth hung open as your body jerked up everytime she bottomed out inside you, tear streaks coating your cheeks like a fashionable look to getting your insides wrecked by your lover.
Every wash of pleasure surged through your body as your walls accommodated to stretch out in response to the girth of her cock, clenching the velvety insides of your cunt to trap her inside, only to be met with her sliding the harigata out to drive back into you once more with a monstrous force. Eyes rolling back in bliss, you dragged your lower lip between your teeth in response to the rush of your blood igniting your body on fire, nails digging into Mizu’s back in response to the drag of her cock along your insides.
It was difficult to handle her rough movements ridging within the vice of your pussy, the tip of her faux cock circling that one spot inside you to drive you utterly insane. You were mad with lust as you clawed at Mizu for more whenever she paused, rolling your hips up with an aching need as a sinful ring of your slick, moist against the toy bounced off the walls of the room, only driving your girlfriend to drill you into the futon with a heightened arousal clouding her eyes.
Strings of incoherent cries and moans fell from your lips in a series of pathetic whimpers, wanton pants heaving your chest up and down as her cock lodged within you comfortably. Mizu grinded skin to skin with heightened desperation, using her strength to hold you down and reach that one spot that made you sob in ecstasy as she wrung you dry.
Her muscles tightened as her thrusts grew more rapid, face contorting in pleasure further on as if she was lost in it. She stared down at you as she fucked your into the futon harshly, grip tightening around your wrists and pushing you further without regard for anything but making you squirt all over the harigata. Strangely enough, her eyes shone with that same glint she harbored whenever she lusted for blood, brows furrowing as her pupils seemed transcendent and full hate, yet loving and burrowed in your pleasure.
“Say that you love it. Or are you so fucked out you can’t even let out a pathetic whimper?”
She gasped out a breathy laugh in response to your sobs, only jamming her hips further into you in a seemingly enraged manner.
“Oh? You can’t even talk? Such a shame. Here I thought you had a problem with demon bastards like me?”
She leaned her face in nose length with yours, meeting eye to eye with you as she continued rolling her hips harshly against yours.
“Say it. Say you’re sorry.”
Her girthy cock sunk into you at the command, only earning a cry ripped from your lips while you stared at the perverse sight of the dildo sheathing in and out of you sloppily, her hand moving to grasp your cheeks together and elicit a sharp cry. Mizu’s relentless thrusts spun your mind in a haze of euphoria, making you sputter out an apology despite being fucked into the mattress roughly without stopping for even a split second.
“I’m- m- mmh-!”
She rolled her eyes at the pitiful attempt, squeezing your face to look at her while she plowed into you with each powerful thrust nearly knocking the wind out of you.
“M’sorry! I’m sorry Mizu! I won’t ever- ah-! I won’t ever say that again please!”
You whined out, a smile crossing the woman’s features as she touched her forehead to yours, her thrusts keeping the same pace yet seeming far more controlled and gentle now. Mizu sighed against the crook of your neck, delicately peppering your skin to juxtapose her previously harsh and fervent movements against your poor, abused cunt. Her thumb darted down to circle your already swollen clit, hesitating momentarily before massaging the puffy bundle of nerves along with the gentle flurry of kisses along your collarbone.
It didn’t take long before Mizu’s hips plunged deep within you, her cock making one final movement before your juices ran down the dildo to dampen the futon, staining it in a darker color pooled between your trembling thighs. Unfasting the strap, she carefully withdrew herself from your pussy, setting aside the harigata as she pressed up to your limp body in an affectionate hold. Arms encompassing your heaving body, pressing kisses to the shell of your ear in acknowledgment that you did in fact do well for her, Mizu showered you with every action she could to possibly make you feel loved.
After your breathing subsided, Mizu thoughtfully rested her chin against your shoulder, humming to herself in satisfaction as you let out a shaky exhale.
“(Name)?”
“Mhm..?”
“I know we’re just putting on the whole husband and wife thing as an act but when we can…when I kill the remaining three..”
You tilted your head up, being met with a gentle kiss encompassing your body in a scorching flare of passion as she hemmed her arms around you tightly, like a promise to never let go.
“Marry me. Be my wife when everything is over. We can live away from everything. I’ll give you whatever you need- no..whatever you want.”
You were too spent to respond.
So with a smile, you manged a tender nod.
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A/N: okay yall may like this but ima be fully honest…
I FUCKING HATE HOW THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH ITS SO BAD.
IT DOESNT GIVE THE SAME VIBE AS MY USUAL MIZU FICS WHY DID I WRITE IT SO BAD FORGIVE ME
anyway my next mizu fic will actually be good trust sorry for making this ass anon 💔
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kissracing · 5 months ago
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GOSSIP GIRL, max verstappen.
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summary. when a random instagram page called “maxverstappengossip” pops up with stupid—to made up sounding—facts about max, many can’t help but wonder who is behind the account. luckily, max solves the case!
featuring. max verstappen x fem!poc!reader (faceclaim, meret manon)
this fic includes the following. . . swearing, famous!reader (its not that important tbh), unhinged!reader, various posts,
maxverstappengossip • instagram
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maxverstappengossip a gossip page for max verstappen because hes actually a weirdo 👍🏽
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maxverstappengossip 📌 92k IN A DAY??? HELLO???
➥ maxverstappengossip I have even posted anything guys omg
➥ maxverstappengossip weird of yall to start defending him as if he wasn’t found with human remains in his basement in 2013
user i’m so here for this page fr
user weirdo HOW?? you don’t know this man. you’re the fucking weirdo
➥ maxverstappengossip woah there buddy boy no need to be hostile 🙂‍↔️
➥ user i really hope you get exposed or worse. like fr
➥ user max verstappen fans are actually unhinged omg?? bc wym “or worse” 😭
user WAITT THESE MAX PHOTOS ARE SO 🫦
user this is so parasocial omg..
user where is this even coming from??
user he look high asf in the 2nd photo
user giving f1gossip a run for her money 😍😍
user this is actually so weird. gossip about a man who lowkey doesn’t bother anybody??
➥ user max verstappen.. doesn’t bother anyone?
user i’m employed what does this mean
➥ maxverstappengossip making naruto vs jjk edits is not a job babe
user MV33 HATE CLUB UNITE!!!
user YALL ITS A TROLL PAGE 😭
maxverstappengossip • instagram
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maxverstappengossip the reason why we don’t see this dog anymore is because he ate him. @peta look into this plz
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user now who is running this account 😭
user i thought he gave them away??
➥ maxverstappengossip that’s what he wants u to believe
user WHAT
user i told yall it was a troll account 😭
user source??
➥ maxverstappengossip i saw him do it
user i can’t believe he would do this… does yn know??
➥ user OMGGG SAVE YN
➥ user @yourusername GIRL YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKES TO EAT DOGSS RUNN
➥ user NOW WHY WOULD YOU TAG HERNSN
user ???? i expected actual gossip…
user TAGGED PETA??? THIS IS INSANEE
user #maxverstappenisoverparty
user i cant believe he would do this..
user “peta look into this plz” IM CRYINGG
maxverstappengossip • instagram
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maxverstappengossip the real max verstappen died and what we’re seeing is a clone of him
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user ho is he paul mccartney ??
user HOW DID HE DIE OMGG
➥ maxverstappengossip the real jimmy & sassy got tired of him and ate him. 100% real #trust.
➥ user wait so jimmy & sassy are clones too??
➥ maxverstappengossip yeah
user again, does yn know about this???
➥ user im surprised she hasnt followed this account yet
➥ user SHES PROBABLY RUNNING THIS ACCOUNT 😭
user this is the most unserious thing EVERR
user im over here thinking we’re gonna get juicy tea from this account ☠️
user so.. did clone max eat the dog or real max..??
➥ maxverstappengossip real max
➥ user awe man i had hope for real max ☹️
➥ maxverstappengossip well that was your first mistake
various users • twitter
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yn &&. max! • imessage
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maxverstappengossip • instagram
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maxverstappengossip k funs over 😒
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maxverstappen1 “Fun” you almost ruined my career?!
➥ maxverstappengossip OHH BROTHERR
maxverstappen1 What’s with the jk photo??
➥ maxverstappengossip thats JUNGKOOK TO YEW. 🫵🏽 also he’s bae fr
➥ maxverstappen1 I don’t understand you
➥ maxverstappengossip skibidi rizzler gyatt 😍🙏🏽
➥ maxverstappen1 Delete your account
user I KNEW ITTTT
user “i’m doing it, are you?” HELLLOOOOO??
user jungkook photo is so real
user gorgeous girl doing unhinged shit
➥ user making sure max stays humble 🙂‍↕️
user PLEASE DONT DELETE THIS ACCOUNT 🙏🙏🙏
➥ maxverstappengossip TRUST I WONT.
➥ maxverstappen1 You said you would?
➥ maxverstappengossip well i’m a liar idk why you keep believing me
➥ maxverstappen1 🤦🏼
user this is such a random photo dump
user baby max eating fries ohnyhetayags
user rip maxverstappengossip… 2025-2025 💔
BONUS! • twitter
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amera speaks. possibly my favorite fic ive written so far (besides the oscar x weird!girl reader, which im almost done with)!!! i hope you all enjoy <3. i think after my oscar fic comes out, im gonna start doing requests :3! i never know what to say here anymore LOL
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jordiemeow · 16 days ago
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MISC BOT DUMP ⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚
21/06/25
featuring characters from: challengers, star wars, bones and all, dune & outer banks
thank yew all for 1.8k!! i keep missing these bc i don't religiously check my profile anymore but i appreciate it so much <33 i love you all !! carrie & lowell themed bot release next i think :) maybe a mini req drop in between
also this rafe request is literally a billion years old i'm so sorry to whoever sent it. i got there eventually !
as always bots are gender neutral unless specified otherwise. have fun
enjoy ! <3
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CHALLENGERS
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CATHOLIC GUILT
patrick zweig x user
It was harmless infatuation at first. Just a little crush on a friend he was raised with that grew into their features well. Except he's begun to realise that his desire for you runs a lot deeper than he thought. Guilt can only hold him back for so long, and Patrick's running out of ways to pretend he doesn't want to fall.
OVER THE PHONE
art donaldson x user
Art’s at an out-of-state tournament, and even though it’s only two weeks apart, the distance feels tough for both of you. And, like the horny idiot you've come to know him as, he can’t resist dropping the classic question: "What are you wearing right now?"
patrick version here
SECOND PLACE, FIRST CHOICE
tashi duncan x user (wlw)
In public, Tashi is untouchable. She smiles for photos. She says all the right things. But behind closed doors, she's taunting you, whether that's with a barbed remark or with her fingers between your legs. You like knowing you’re the secret. The mistake. The one thing she won’t admit to. Maybe tennis is sex.
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
patrick zweig x user
Patrick already has quite the reputation. Cold, brooding, rude—the exact opposite of his closest companion, Mr Donaldson. When you get invited to one of the season's musical soirees, you don't expect to receive an insult behind your back from a man you hardly know. Apparently he lives up to that reputation.
DISCO GIRL
tashi duncan x user
Tashi hates journalists. Except you, apparently. She likes the way you phrase your questions. Just on the right side of invasive, but never too pushy. When you cross paths with the rising tennis star at a party the night of her press conference, she asks to take you to the floor.
DINER
art donaldson x user
It was impossible not to develop a crush on your waiter, especially when you spend so much time there. Boyish smiles, notes scribbled on your receipt, free coffee refills for his favourite regular. Eventually, he works up the courage to ask you out. You'd be an idiot to say no after weeks of quiet pining.
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STAR WARS
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CORUSCANT UNDERWORLD
anakin skywalker x user
After a heated clash with the Jedi Council, Anakin seeks solace in the only place that ever quiets the storm inside him—a dimly lit club on Coruscant where his favourite dancer knows just how to ease the tension. Tonight, he isn't the Chosen One. Just a man who wants to forget.
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HANDMAIDEN
padme amidala x user (wlw)
Padmé is caught in the middle of galactic politics and rumours about her and a certain Jedi aren't helping. As her handmaiden, you've always stayed in the background, loyal and quiet—that is, until your jealousy about her budding relationship with Anakin grows too much to ignore.
RECKLESS PILOT
poe dameron x user
You’ve always thought Poe was arrogant, reckless, and far too cocky for a pilot. He thinks you’re too uptight and stubborn for your own good. Unfortunately, General Organa just paired you together for a mission. Said mission does not go well.
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BONES AND ALL
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CANNIBAL MEET CUTE
lee x user
You've always been good at keeping your distance and staying under the radar. Until Lee shows up, tracking you by that weird scent only eaters share. Turns out, he's not here to hurt you, just to find someone like himself. Maybe solitude doesn't have to be the only option.
BONFIRE
lee x maren x user
You're new to the whole eating thing, so when Brad and Jake stumble upon you and offer to let you tag along, saying yes just seems logical. But there's something sinister about them, something you refuse to acknowledge until meeting two other young eaters. After spending the night nursing beers around a bonfire, your discomfort resurfaces. With one glance and a quiet word, Maren and Lee make their choice clear: leave now, or don't leave at all. It's up to you whether you want to go with them.
PAYPHONE
lee x user
When your friend Lee disappears out of the blue after his father dies, you never expect to hear from him again until a late-night call pulls you back into his orbit. He's bloodied, broken, and on the run. After all this time, you're still the only person he trusts.
SURVIVORS
maren yearly x user
After years of silence, scars, and survival, Maren has learned to keep moving. Alone. Always alone. But when she crosses paths with another like her—another eater, haunted and hungry—something shifts. Against her better judgement, she introduces herself. She's tired of doing this alone.
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MISC
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BODYGUARD
paul atreides x user
You’re just a guard doing your job: watching over the Emperor and staying out of trouble. But Paul is struggling. Beneath all that power and prophecy, he’s lonely. Married to his wife for political reasons, divided from his people by the pedestal they've put him on. He's starting to want something more than just your protection.
AWKWARD MOVE OUT
rafe cameron x user
It's safe to say your little deal with Hollis blew up in your face after Groff tattled in Morocco. Following a heated phone call with Rafe, your relationship came to an abrupt end. You stalled moving out for a few days, clinging on to the hope that he'd call you back and at least talk things over, but it was radio silence on his end. When you finally get off your ass to start moving out, he unexpectedly arrives home early. Awkward.
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bobosbillionsknives · 3 months ago
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How do you feel about the Trigun Stargaze announcement? Tbh idk how to feel 🧍‍♂️I'm trying to let Studio 🍊 cook buuut...I feel like with only 12 episodes they're gonna try to shove anything and everything in those 12 episodes that's important to the plot
Heh....opinions on Twigun Stawgaze..huh? Heh.....yew came tew tha wight pwace...😈
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I'm actually very VERY excited for Stargaze. It's a beautiful chance to re-ignite my beautifully vivacious hate boner for Stampede....😼 Mwuahahaha. I'm so hyped. I've already been waiting nearly 2 years for this hurry the FUCK up with my slop, ORANGE. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Season one was already tackling waaayyy more than was needed for good, consistent storytelling. The pacing was absolutely dookie butt, we barely know our main characters, and a lot of things just feel awkward and out of place. Season 2 has a very weak foundation lol. I feel like a lot of what's going to be "good" about it are fleeting moments that were directly picked from, and done better in, YOU GUESSED IT !!! the manga.......,☝️🤓
My predictions are as follows....Knives comes back, completely devaluing his "death" in s1 (lame, gay.) (his rebirth hair will also be way too short), Meryl gets a "I'm hardened now" arc after Roberto's death that Millie has to soften (boooo predictable), Elendira goes from a child immediately into a hot woman (weird) (what was the point of her ever being a child in the first place) (weird), Legatos backstory is either ignored or treated very very poorly (scared for this one), and Millie is blonde (bad choice)
HOWEVER.
We're getting some new crew this season. I will in fact.....let them cook. And I am in FACT, hesitantly optimistic ! 😎 Perhaps it'll blow my mind with it's badassary, WHO KNOWS !? I'm psyched. I'm also very excited for the fandom resurgence and hopefully a new influx !!! In a lot of ways I'm very grateful for Stampede and its fans bc it's the perfect thing for my autism to latch onto and analyze to death because I hate it so much. It's all in good fun for me and I am not personally offended by anyone who simply enjoys a story I don't. There are real things in the world to be mad about right now. We have a beautiful existence to fight for. I just want to be clear that my opinions don't come out of nowhere, I've watched stampede twice. (and I plan to watch it a third time very soon) I've always been open to changing my mind. I just haven't.
They're probably going to have like 2 cool moments and everyone will suck them off for the rest of eternity cuz of it
But I am not tew be fewled....
#NECKBEARDSUNITE !!!
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mediumgayitalian · 1 year ago
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hello 😎 i’m jackie (she/her)!! i have been in the percy jackson trenches since 2013. here again because pjotv is truly that good and also it never left. will be writing some stuff, i’ll tag it as #my writing, and also reblogging a lot from the coolest artist on here (mothmanavenue stans rise up). maybe doing some fic recs too!! who knows!! anyways. all my fics (including tumblr-exclusive ficlets) are linked under the cut :)
my ao3
full length fics are linked here
100 ways to say i love you fics are linked here [ao3]
try shit tuesday reference post
fic rec fridays are linked here
wips are linked here:
modern courting: 1 2 3 4 5 6
modern au road trip slowburn [ao3] : 1 2 3 4
pomegranate au: 1 2
quiet break in bc: 1
naomi solace: art more art 1 2 3
cecil & will's divorce: 1
nico & will's letters: 1
capture the flag: 1
solangelo clothes fic: 1
one time nico flustered will on accident and 5 times he did it on purpose: 1 2
scientific method fic: prologue 1
the I Know He's Hot Back Off I Got Him First act: 1
road trip to new rome: 1 2
office au: 1
april fools prank fic: 1
mermaid fic: 1
percabeth pirate au: 1
naomi in hosptial fic: 1 2 3
music first hangout fic second part
headcanons:
french braid will
solangelo chores & living together
solangelo gift giving, music, fruit, pop culture, and sweaters
baby will & his siblings (and the tragedy of being the only one left)
big brother will
general will headcanons
the apollo kids
road trip au playlist/songs
ocd will
will solace rizz
lee fletcher appearance
baby will
rip michael yew u would have loved meg mccaffery
road trip fergalicious
will's wandering eyes
big three kids & capture the flag
solangelo as troy & helen
solangelo songs
solangelo line without a hook lyric analysis
nico & percy parallels
there is no hope for may castellan
dumbass dyslexia post
what nico, will, & piper smell like
will & nico appearance
essays:
nico, luke, percy parallels; grief as resistance
will solace is NOT a flat, fandom-made character
will doesn't hate percy be fucking serious
unfinished stuff. will i ever finish? who knows. not me.
can these even be classified as wips. @ me please please finish your SHIT oh my GOD:
lee/apollo/will mental health crisis
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alexxncl · 1 year ago
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‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 42 SPOILERS‼️
masterlist | all lessons | season 3 | lesson 41.1 | lesson 41.2 | lesson 42.2 | lesson 43.1 | lesson 43.2
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...you're quite literally among the 10 most popular/elite demons in the ENTIRE devildom wtf are you talking about 😭 ofc they'd send you here
lucifer thinks he's funny (he is)
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OH THAT MAKES SENSE
bc that twitter notification threw me for a loop 🫠 i thought they killed karasu or smth idk
anyways i want blacjak to get a little picture thingy like the ones they have for cerberus and henry and the little d's
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BYE HE'S AN ASSHOLE 😭 ik he meant no harm but i audibly laughed at this i love asmo sm
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the extortion is crazy /j
sn i love seeing big brother levi in action
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...nvm i take it back. why are you yelling at ME when i went out of MY way to help YEW like dpmo
i hate it when my family does this 😭 watch me never help you again. then what
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levi :(((
the sad music in the background made this hurt more than i thought it would ngl. like he already has low self-esteem and self-worth so being shut down like this after trying to help HAD to hurt him
but i also get that asmo probably doesn't like being mediocre/bad at something, especially since it's levi we're talking about. asmo's the world's biggest flirt, levi gets a nosebleed if mc smiles at him. levi is anxiety-ridden and introverted (levi 🤝🏽 me), asmo is outgoing and extroverted. in asmo's eyes, he should be able to easily learn from levi since he's already leagues ahead of him in other areas, but it's frustrating that he's not understanding a lick of what levi's trying to help him with
what's funny to me is brothers being all concerned about them making up and lucifer's just like "they'll make up once they get their heads outta their asses" SHDHJSHDJS
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some real sibling shit right here
at first, i couldn't figure out if this was levi being petty or levi wanting to wait until asmo's ready to talk to him, but i'm like 99% sure it's the latter. he's only ever this petty with mammon if we're being honest, and i wouldn't put it past him to already know what's going on in asmo's head
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ok i was kinda right but this is better than what i was thinking
big brother levi makes me so happy i love him sm :(
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i'll beat a bitch ass don't play
honestly i'm glad they made this an easy to solve conflict bc i wouldn't want something like this to drag into the next lesson 😭 but whoever did this to asmo can suck my dick from the back
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...no way they ended the lesson like that
obey me devs when i catch you
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melz-367 · 11 months ago
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right, so this is odd but I just had the WEIRDEST revelation and went what if I made Michael Yew trans, gave him a massive self-hate arc when he hits puberty and make Jake the best boyfriend ever for just being awesome through it?
...
so I did.
and I can't be asked to make a proper story out of my random chunks of writing to put on ao3 so I'm posting it here lol
just... don't question where my brain went with this, it's cool, I'm insane
😎 👍🏻
first bit is a lil angsty and cringe bc I havent edited properly but the rest is basically crack and chaos
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Jake wasn't all that surprised when he found Michael in their tree, staring at the sky miserably. Instead, he sat beside his boyfriend and joined him in watching the clouds. "What's up?"
Michael sighed heavily, muttering something under his breath that Jake didn't catch. He raised an eyebrow at the son of Apollo, and the archer huffed, covering his face with his hands as he spoke.
"Maturing."
Jake paused. "Sorry?"
His boyfriend groaned, rubbing at his eyes and refusing to look at Jake. "I'm maturing."
"Right. And...? Isn't that what everyone does as they get older?"
"No. Well, yes, but like..." He sighed, spitting it out. "My body is maturing and I hate it."
Jake stopped, realisation washing over him. "Oh. So, you're..."
"Menstruating." Michael said through gritted teeth. "And it sucks. It doesn't feel right. Also, hip curvature equally sucks."
He looked at the son of Apollo, faintly befuddled. "Hip curvature?"
Michael groaned, then sat up and pulled his shirt tightly around his waist, and Jake paused as he spotted what the archer had been hiding under loose t-shirts and hoodies.
Oh.
His boyfriend's hips had indeed curved, forming a slim waist and slight hourglass figure that most girls would die for. Michael, however, looked absolutely miserable about it, seemingly under the impression Jake might be put off or horrified by the change, but the son of Hephaestus just looked at his boyfriend and noted how it accentuated his natural beauty. He gently moved to wrap his arms around the other, carefully pulling the archer into his lap, and found his hands fit just perfectly in his boyfriend's curves, meaning he was easily able to hold the smaller boy, and it felt right. Michael had tears in his eyes, and Jake pulled him closer, resting his head on the other's shoulder as the son of Apollo refused to meet his eyes, staring out into the trees stubbornly.
"I think you're beautiful." He hummed, pressing a kiss to the archer's jaw, and Michael blushed, but still avoided eye contact, seemingly embarrassed as he sniffled quietly. Jake smiled and cupped his boyfriend's chin, turning his face to look at him. "Hey. I don't care that your hips are curvy, or that you're on your period, or any of that shit. Actually, I do care, and I think it makes you even more beautiful. This," He slipped his hands under his boyfriend's shirt, tracing his fingers along his boyfriend's sides and outlining his curvy figure. "Is not something to be ashamed of. I love you for who you are, and that will never change, yeah?"
Michael smiled slightly, then sighed, looking at himself in disgust. "I'm a girl."
"No you're not. And if you are, I'll love you just the same. Doesn't matter to me."
Michael snickered slightly at that. "Are you seriously saying you'd turn bisexual just for me?"
Jake smirked, shrugging. "Yup. I'm yours, no matter what."
His boyfriend looked at him for a minute, then grinned, leaning forwards to kiss him. "I don't deserve you."
"Likewise."
"I'm still a boy, though."
He grinned. "Good. Thought so."
Michael snickered, then sighed and looked back down at himself, frowning. "But this still isn't good."
"Why?"
"The bone structure isn't as strong." He said, matter-of-factly, and Jake smirked, raising an eyebrow at him.
"So, it makes you more delicate?"
Michael sighed, rolling his eyes. "Technically, yes."
"Good to know. Guess I'll have to be extra gentle." He grinned, and Michael slapped him lightly, huffing, but there was a smile twitching at the son of Apollo's lips.
"Shut up. I'm not fragile."
"Only to me."
"Shh. I'm fine. See?" He hit himself in the ribs, hard, and Jake paused, grabbing his boyfriend's hands and looking at him, unimpressed.
"Don't hurt yourself."
"I'm fine."
"Please."
Michael looked at him for a moment, then sighed and nodded, leaning his head on Jake's shoulder. Jake smiled, moving his hands back to the other's waist, secretly loving the feel of his boyfriend's curves, not disgusted in the slightest by the change, and instead enjoyed the way the son of Apollo did feel more delicate, in contrast to his normally hard, stony exterior. Michael was unbelievably strong in some ways, but in others he was much more fragile, particularly mentally, and Jake sometimes had to take the initiative, not that he minded, because in times like this, Michael let himself be taken care of, and the son of Hephaestus enjoyed it.
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He soon found out that the only downside to reassuring the son of Apollo that he loved the way he looked, was when Michael used that to his advantage, and managed to twist Jake into a complete mess, simply by losing a bet.
Michael had reluctantly informed him earlier in the day that he'd managed to lose a bet with Kayla, and she was making him pay the price at campfire. Therefore, Jake was expecting his boyfriend to be forced into playing his guitar during sing-along, or telling bad jokes onstage, or something else the son of Apollo would greatly dislike.
He did not expect him to walk in wearing his sister's clothes.
Michael was dragged into the amphitheater by a giggling Kayla, the son of Apollo wearing skinny jeans, a crop top, and his camp necklace tied around his bow, with only the bronze pendant Jake had given him on show. Jake felt his brain short-circuit as he looked at the other boy, noting how ridiculously good Michael looked in those clothes, with his slim figure and tanned skin shown off brilliantly. Nyssa whistled quietly next to him, nudging her brother in the ribs.
"Kay mentioned she was giving Mikey a glow up as punishment for losing, but I didn't think she'd be able to get him looking that good. Damn, when did he grow into his height like that?"
Jake just stared, completely and utterly entranced by the other boy. Kayla soon spotted him gaping, and nudged her brother, gesturing to Jake and grinning. Michael turned and spotted him, instantly blushing scarlet when he noticed the son of Hephaestus staring at him, and he smirked, winking at the other boy, which absolutely did not help with Jake's current state of mind. Nyssa snickered and poked him.
"Dude, you're basically drooling over him right now, you know that?"
Jake slowly peeled his eyes off his boyfriend, face bright red in embarrassment as he looked away, instead meeting Nyssa's eyes as his sister smirked at him. "I- shut up." He blushed, and Nyssa grinned.
"Wow. You really are a simp."
"Shut up! I just... didn't expect it. He looks good, though."
His sister smirked, looking back at the son of Apollo. "True. Since when did puberty hit him, my gods."
Jake snickered. "About a month ago. He was really upset, got his period and everything."
Nyssa winced. "Poor guy. Confused?"
"Nah, he knew what was going on. Just embarrassed, mostly. Disgusted by himself, which I wasn't okay with, but I think we've sorted it. He had to go to Ellie for period advice, which he was not happy about either."
"Hm. A late bloomer, clearly."
"Apparently so."
"He's grown into it, though. If he was a girl, he could totally pull that figure off. Damn."
"Yup." Jake was staring again, and he knew it. Michael seemed to be finding it endlessly amusing. Nyssa suddenly poked him again.
"Not gonna lie, I don't think you're the only one checking him out." She hummed, nodding to a boy that had slipped through the crowd to sit next to Michael, eyes trained on the son of Apollo's hips and waist. Jake scowled as he sat down beside Michael, much too close for anyone's comfort, and quite clearly started flirting, trying to touch the son of Apollo and wrap an arm around his waist. Michael, however, was not amused in the slightest, and Jake could see him snapping at the other boy and pushing him away. The camper didn't seem to get the hint and kept pushing, until Michael rolled his eyes and pointed to his necklace, then at Jake, who was glaring the guy down, resisting the urge to punch his face into a wall. Michael seemed quite amused by the angry fire blaring in his boyfriend's eyes, and eventually managed to shove the camper away, but Jake could still see far too many eyes on his boyfriend, and it made him grit his teeth. He'd never been a massively jealous person, but right now he was feeling seriously possessive; the urge to walk over, make out with the archer and hold him tightly, clear to everyone that the son of Apollo was his, becoming very strong in the back of his mind.
He just about managed to avoid that until the end of campfire, and then as everyone was packing up, the other boy just grinned at him and disappeared back to cabin seven, leaving Jake fuming as he returned to cabin nine. Jackass.
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"Hey."
Jake was sitting against one of the trees bordering the lake, just relaxing and watching some of the younger campers splash around in the water, until he heard a very familiar voice and looked up.
That was his first mistake.
Michael was stood next to him, grinning and leaning against the tree, wearing a similar outfit to the night before with low rise skinny jeans and a slightly cropped shirt. He was still wearing his bronze pendant, with his bow slung over his shoulder, and the son of Apollo looked absolutely amazing. Jake just stared at him for a moment, then shook his head and quickly looked away, training his eyes on one of the trees on the other side of the lake. Michael snickered, flopping down next to him, and Jake groaned internally. This wasn't going to end well for him. Michael just laughed. "Are you ignoring me?"
"No." Jake replied, continuing to stare at the trees. "Just not looking."
"Why?" He could hear Michael's grin in his voice, and he knew the other boy knew exactly what he was doing to Jake. Asshole.
"Because I can't have a conversation with you if I can't think straight. Literally."
Michael snickered, shuffling up so they were shoulder to shoulder, and Jake sighed heavily as the other boy spoke, smirking. "Do you like it?"
He huffed. "Too much, along with half of camp." He grumbled, and Michael snickered again.
"Jealous?"
"Unbelievably jealous. I was about ready to punch that guy last night."
He snorted. "Wasn't the nicest guy, I'll be honest. Bit touchy."
"Looked it."
"You wanted to kill him, didn't you?"
"Just a bit. Gods, I don't know what the fuck you've done to me, but I completely stopped working last night. You melted my brain into a puddle of sappy thoughts."
Michael laughed at that, but Jake had noticed a new camper, roughly their age, quite clearly checking Michael out with a smirk. He muttered something to his buddy, and then they were both staring at the son of Apollo and oh, Jake felt the possessive urges return. He just about managed to keep a cap on it, but Michael saw right through him and snickered, nudging the son of Hephaestus teasingly. "You alright there, Tool Boy?"
"No." He growled.
"And why's that?"
"Because there's about five other people checking you out here, and it's pissing me off."
"What are you going to do about it?"
He turned and saw the son of Apollo grinning at him innocently, and Jake sighed heavily, knowing the archer had got his way quite easily here, but he couldn't bring himself to care too much.
"Jackass." He muttered as he leant forwards, and Michael laughed as they kissed. It wasn't as long as Jake would have liked, considering there were about ten little kids in view, but it certainly did the job as Jake spotted several shocked or annoyed looks when they pulled away, much to his amusement. Michael snickered, and the son of Hephaestus hummed, gently grabbing the smaller boy and pulling him onto his lap before he could protest. Michael smirked, leaning back to look at him as Jake wound his arms around the archer's waist protectively, and Jake shrugged, smiling.
"Someone feeling a bit possessive?" The son of Apollo teased, grinning, and Jake hummed, watching the guys that had been checking Michael out huff and walk away, rolling their eyes. Good.
"Possibly. You're absolutely fucking beautiful." He murmured, resting his head on the smaller boy's shoulder, and Michael blushed brightly, but smiled.
"Does that mean I should borrow my sister's clothes more often?" He smirked, and Jake huffed.
"If you want me worked up into a complete mess on a daily basis." He grumbled, moving his hands to hold his boyfriend's waist, rubbing his thumbs along the other's sides and tracing his curves. "I'm glad you're embracing this, though."
Michael shrugged, humming and leaning into the son of Hephaestus' touch. "I thought over what you said. And then Carly walked in when I was changing and completely
freaked and made me play dress up with her and Kayla."
Jake snickered. "You enjoyed it, didn't you?"
"Hm." He shrugged. "Carly supposedly figured out what my best colour is or some shit. And apparently Kayla had wanted to put me in a bunch of random different outfits for a while now, so she loved it."
Jake smirked. On the one hand, it was hard to imagine Michael willingly playing dress up with his sisters, but on the other hand he knew the son of Apollo would do anything to see his siblings smile, so it wasn't all that surprising. "And what did Carly say your best colour was?"
"Green, apparently."
"Do you even own anything green?"
"Nope. I have no idea how she figured that out, but she made me wear a green shirt and... yeah, I kinda see her point."
Jake raised an eyebrow at that. Michael was never one to ever think he looked good in anything, particularly with his history with his body, but if he thought he looked decent in green... That was interesting. He wondered what magic Carly had done to make the son of Apollo like wearing something.
"Interesting. Is that another thing that's likely to make my brain fry?"
Michael snickered. "Yeah, probably."
"I'm happy you think it looks good on you." He grinned, pressing a kiss to the smaller boy's jaw, and Michael blushed.
"Shut up."
"Nope." He smirked, pressing another kiss to his boyfriend's jawline. "You're beautiful, and perfect, and amazing, and I'm the luckiest person ever because I get to date you and those losers don't."
Michael blushed brightly, his ears tinting red, and Jake grinned, amused by the reaction. Michael rolled his eyes, but kissed him anyway. "You're such a sap."
"You love it."
"Shut up."
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Jake frowned as he walked past the Apollo table at breakfast, noting Michael wasn't there, and looked at Lee in confusion. The older son of Apollo grimaced.
"He's back in the cabin. Not feeling well."
That made Jake frown. Michael rarely got sick- and never that badly either- it was a side effect of being the son of the god of sickness, so either Lee was lying, or his boyfriend was embarrassed and hadn't given his brother the true reason for why he was staying inside.
Jake popped in the Apollo cabin after breakfast to check on him, and found Michael curled up in a pile of blankets on his bed, holding his stomach and looking absolutely miserable. Jake walked over and carefully climbed the ladder, sitting next to the archer, and Michael looked at him for a minute, then sighed. "I'm fine, don't worry."
Jake raised an eyebrow. "If you were fine, you'd be outside. What's up?"
Michael huffed. "It's just- ugh." He winced, leaning forward slightly and wrapping his arms tighter around his waist in pain. Jake looked at him in concern.
"What is it? Why are you...?"
His boyfriend groaned quietly, head now on his knees as he rocked back and forth slightly.
"Nothing. Just..." He sighed. "Cramps."
"What, like stomach cramps, or- oh." Understanding dawned on the son of Hephaestus, and Michael groaned again, nodding.
"Yeah, fucking period cramps. Shit."
"Bad?"
"Really bad. I couldn't walk earlier. Lee did a scan and told me there wasn't much he could do, I just have to wait it out. Fuck-" He groaned again, cursing. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."
Jake winced, then looked around the cabin, searching for something. He hummed when he spotted what he was looking for, climbing down off the bed and walking over to grab a beanbag stuffed parrot. He wasn't sure whose it was, but he knew it was microwaveable, and that's all that mattered. He walked over to the small microwave they kept in the corner of cabin seven, used for reheating things or making hot packs for injuries, and plopped the parrot inside, pressing start. Michael looked at him in confusion.
"What are you doing?"
He shrugged. "Nyssa uses a hot water bottle to combat hers. Figured a parrot might work the same."
Michael raised an eyebrow. "You're microwaving Carly's parrot?"
"Mhm. The bean filled ones are like hot packs, just covered in fluff. Harls has a dragon one that Niss steals every so often."
The microwave beeped, and he pulled the parrot out, now very warm, and walked back over to Michael's bed, climbing up and flopping down next to the son of Apollo, passing him the parrot.
"Try it."
Michael looked at it. "What, I just hold it?" Jake smirked.
"No, you put it where it hurts, dummy."
"Oh. Right."
Michael took the parrot and placed it just below his stomach, curling back up again and humming happily. Jake smiled. "Better?"
"Yeah, actually. Thanks."
"Anytime. I am gonna get you a beanbag animal now, though. I don't want Carly to kill me for stealing hers."
Michael rolled his eyes. "I can get one myself, you know."
Jake smirked. "Where's the fun in that?"
Michael elbowed him and he snickered, then looked up as the door to the Apollo cabin opened and the rest of Michael's siblings walked in, not even noticing Jake and Michael until Sam turned and spotted them, grinning and placing his hands on his hips. "Mason. Are you trying to make a move on my brother?"
Michael rolled his eyes as Jake blushed. "No, dumbass."
"Oh, really?" Carly grinned. Jake smiled.
"I borrowed your parrot for Michael's cramps, hope you don't mind."
She looked at him for a minute, then smirked. "Ah, you're here on boyfriend duties. I see. It's fine, I use it for that anyway."
Michael huffed, and Ellie smiled, walking over and reaching up to ruffle his hair teasingly.
"Feeling better than earlier?"
He sighed. "Ish."
"Are they like, a stomach ache, or more like someone stabbing you?" Austin asked casually, flopping backwards onto his bed, and Lee suddenly grinned, moving to rummage through a cupboard in the back of the cabin.
"Why don't you try it?"
Kayla looked at him. "Sorry?"
"We have a machine that replicates the pain of a period cramp, because I convinced Chiron it could be useful for teaching people about why they are a valid excuse to skip on things."
Jake snorted. "To teach the Ares cabin, you mean?" Lee shrugged and Ellie hummed.
"Not Clarisse. She gets them bad."
Lee suddenly pulled a box out of the cupboard, blowing the dust off and smiling. "There it is. It has different settings, so why don't we get the people that experience them to put up their normal setting for the rest of us to try?"
Carly smirked. "Sure. I'll go first."
Lee explained how it worked; putting a pair of pads just below your stomach under your shirt and turning the knob up a notch at a time to reach the average pain scale. Carly hummed and placed the pads below her stomach, then turned the dial up slightly. She continued for a few notches until she started wincing, then stopped. "Five."
Kayla snatched it next, placing the pads on herself instead and turning up the dial until it hit her average and she winced. "Yeah, five."
Ellie was an eight, and Michael said that apparently he'd reached a break in his cramps, so he'd give it a go. The son of Apollo scrunched his face up as he turned the dial, flitting straight past five and eight, up to ten. There were fifteen notches on the scale, and Ellie stared at him as he grimaced in pain, taking the pads off quickly. “Ten.”
“Ten??”
He winced. “Yeah.”
Austin wandered over, picking it up off Michael’s bunk and walking over to Lee. “Can I try?”
Lee smiled at him, gesturing for his little brother to sit beside him on the bed as he talked him through it. Austin made it to a four, and he winced, looking at Kayla.
“Yeah, I see your point.”
She hummed, nodding, and Ash grabbed the machine next, him and Sam sitting on Sam’s bunk and messing with it for a bit. Ash made it to seven, grimacing, and Sam looked at Jake quickly. “Do you want to go next?”
Michael snickered. “Give it to Jake last in case he blows it up.”
Jake looked at him. “Seriously? I’m not that bad.”
“Jake, I’m surprised you haven’t seriously injured yourself yet with the amount of things you’ve accidentally blown up this month.”
“Harsh.”
Ash snorted, passing the device to Sam. “Just take it while they argue like an old married couple.”
“Hey!”
“Michael, he’s not wrong.” Kayla grinned, and Michael rolled his eyes, flipping his sister off and ignoring Lee’s dirty look at the action. Sam made it to eight, and Will got to six, then it was passed to Jake. He frowned as he turned it on, quickly noticing a problem with the electronics, and the rest of the room snickered as he pulled a screwdriver and a pair of pliers out of his pocket and quickly started fixing the problem, because it would annoy him if he didn’t. Michael grinned, taking advantage of his distraction, and flicked the dial straight up to ten. Jake yelped, doubling over in pain, and a small explosion occurred, blowing up the device. He sighed heavily and sat back up after a moment, glaring daggers at his boyfriend, who smiled back innocently, nodding to the machine.
“I think there’s something else for you to fix now.”
Jake huffed, swatting him on the head. “Jackass.”
“Language!”
“I thought you weren’t allowed to do that for me because you have no responsibility over me?” He smirked, ignoring the rest of Michael’s siblings laughing at the blown up device while Lee raised an eyebrow at the son of Hephaestus. Carly snorted.
“You’ve basically become an extra sibling at this point, you’re in here that often. Plus,” She grinned. “Brother in law counts, doesn’t it?”
Both Michael and Jake immediately blushed scarlet, and Michael waved his hands at his sister, scowling. “Slow down a bit, for fuck’s sake.”
“Language!”
“Fuck off!”
Kayla snickered. “Dibs on first speech at their wedding.”
Jake groaned as Will snickered. “Oh, come on-”
“When’s the date? Gotta get my suit ready.”
“Will, I will pin you to an archery target.”
“You can’t even move right now.”
“Won’t fucking stop me.”
“Language!”
“Piss off Lee!”
“Fine, but I’m walking you down the aisle.”
“Lee!” Jake groaned again, ignoring Lee’s teasing smirk. “Don’t encourage them! We’re fifteen and sixteen!”
“Oh yeah, you’re a pervert.” Carly nodded. “Preying on someone younger than you.”
Michael burst into laughter as Jake looked at the daughter of Apollo. “Carly, what the heck? I’m five months older, not fifteen years.”
“You never know.”
He scoffed. “You never know- yes, because I look like I’m thirty, clearly.” Michael was in fits of laughter, and Jake huffed, picking up the device and hopping off his boyfriend’s bunk, walking out the cabin and rolling his eyes at the teasing smirks. “Goodbye, I’m going to fix your machine. Michael, you better eat lunch.”
“Ooh, Mikey, you’ve been called out for starving.”
“Starving?? Bitch, how many meals do you think I’ve missed?”
“Language!”
“OH MY GOD I’M FIFTEEN!”
“AUSTIN’S ELEVEN!”
Jake snickered as he closed the door behind him, listening to the group bicker between themselves. Some things never changed.
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ljubimaya · 23 days ago
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RAAAAAH hi !! ik i haven’t answered your ss ask (i’m thinking of an elaborate lore TRUST) but i’m throwing one right back at yew <3
this ones got a lil angst to it bc is it really yue if theres no angst— anyway. hypothetically, if you and mr keisuke were to break up, who do you think would be the one doing the dumping and the one getting dumped? and over what reason? and and and who do you think is the first one to cave in and (drunk) call/text their ex? >:3
if baji keisuke ever breaks up with you, he WILL meet my fists
hi yue <3 please excuse me not answering this ask on time, but also thank you for sending this to me!!
This is honestly not a hypotherical question, I feel like me and Keisuke would have broken up a few times until the both of us got our shit together. I am a very jealous girlfriend and I would hate to share him with his gang, especially when he's coming home to me half dead... it's honestly a matter of how much we can take each other's bullshit before we grow tired of our constant fighting. It's me who's breaking up because I will always assume the worst and not talk about it. Basically, I'll leave him before he has the chance to leave me. Keisuke on the other hand is not one to give us as easily as I am; he would be the one to try to stop me and talk to me out of leaving him, but like, not out of desperation. He would want to calm me down bc again, I am very dramatic lmao, but it doesn't always work, so he would eventually leave me be. We don't stay broken up forever, after some time of reflection and workig on myself, I would come to the conclusion that I was acting like an insecure bitch and apologize to him when I get the chance to speak to him. In my head, we both run in the same circles so we naturally met again at some gathering. We would talk, the chemistry and tension still there as if we weren't apart, until he'd pull me to the side to talk more privately. That's where I would apologize to him, and he would confess to me that he could never forget about me. I don't think we would have gotten back together right away, but we would have rebuild our trust to each other first and later on, our relationship.
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gingerpeachtea · 2 months ago
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🍐 & 🫐 for the fruit ask game!
(fruit emoji ask game!)
YAYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <333
🍐 Is there anything in canon that you absolutely hate and love to fix in fics? A wrong choice made, a fuck-up in characterization, a misunderstanding never cleared up, a conversation never shown onscreen, etc...
MIKE IS GETTING CALLED LEVI UNTIL THE END OF TIME IDGAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY DID THEY STOPPPPPP IT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE. ALSO MIKEJAKES FOREVER OBVIOUYSLY. a little nickname just for him :(((( AAUUGHHH and him being accepted into The House Family ugh ugh ugh pushing my levi agenda FOREVER!!!!! also love writing fics that show mike grappling with his addiction and its ramifications after he got clean !!! the show portrays it as like. he detoxed and then never struggled with it again which... is not how that works? at all? ALSO now that we're talking about this. i neeeeeeeeeed to write a fic about briggs' addiction bc why the fuck did he come so close to relapsing in 1x08 ONLY TO HAVE THAT NEVER ACKNOWLEDGED AGAIN FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW???? supernanny voice yew guyser inna crisis. im on my way
🫐 What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)
WHYYYYYY THE EVERLIVING FUCKKKK IS THERE GENUINELY NOT A SINGLE FUCKING AMBERCHARLIE FIC ON AO3 BITCH IT'S INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. have yet to finish a single fic for them um #partoftheproblem BUT WHEN I DO FINISH A CHAMBER FIC. THEN U WILL ALL SEE. and then also the house-wide polycule that i have explored every last configuration of at least once. of course. heart <3 ALSO MIKEJAKES.
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gaiuskamilah · 6 months ago
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1, 7, 10 for whatever ships they could apply to/u wanna answer for for this ask game >:)
HEHE thank yew... rubs my hands like a fly. i will answer for all the pairings LOL
1. Who stalks the other for weeks or months before approaching them? Does the other notice? And how do they feel about it?
gaius canonically stalks magda and then shows up like a freak in her apartment to abduct her and she threw a lamp + stabbed his hand for it, so she definitely feels freaked out and hatesss him for it. similarly with brigitte and tyson, tyson stalked her and watched her through holes in her walls and brigitte feels incredibly disgusted by him doing that.
for niaerin it's a similar situation but delving into more hc territory as i like to hc that aerin actually already knew about nia/has been watching nia via the dreadlord's plans as the dreadlord shared it to him via his dreams. and nia. well nia is freaked about it.
will/vasili is an outlier here- vasili stalks will throughout his stay in drakovia and will notices. however will is also a little bit of a freak so he lets vasili do it for a few days before revealing that he knew about it all along. he's a bit ticked at vasili's actions but also can't help being intrigued by his behavior, at least at first.
7. Who wades through seas of blood to make sure that "no one kills you but me"? And what does the other think about it?
magda/gaius: post-canon, magda is the one who goes and does this to gaius. she lets him live and tries to think to herself that she'll be fine with the idea of someone else killing him, but turns out she's not. she's a bit of hypocrite when it comes to him. she tells him that he should be free to do whatever and search for "redemption" whereever but also gets a little high at the idea of him doing it for her, because of her, and that in some way his life is hers. it doesn't help that he acts that way and feels that way too. he feels like he's fully indebted to her and everything he does is for her. he secretly loves n gets giddy at the idea that magda thinks only she can kill him bc it means that she feels something for him + someone cares for him. and if one day she does decide hmm she wants to kill him he'll get on a plane from the other side of the world asap and offer his pretty neck to her with a smile :) <- 1/2 of this statement happened in canon
niaerin: nia but specifically book 2 shadow!nia. aerin will also feel like he deserves this and while scared of death will be least apprehensive to nia being the one to kill him.
tyson/brigitte: tyson is the one who has a whole complex about taking credit for kills, and someone as close to him as brigitte being killed by someone else will send him into a frenzy. he will care for her to ensure that he will be the one to kill her. brigitte hates this but also exploits this need of his- like threatening to kill herself if he doesnt get his act together (not even she can take her own life, it HAS to be him)
will/vasili: will would feel incredibly betrayed and embarassed by how vasili played him but also defers to trystan's choice in handling vasili, despite him wanting the final say on what to do with him (aka vasili only dying by will's hand). vasili knows that will wants to be the one to kill him and is flattered by this + respects how drakovian will seems to be + is disappointed when will defers to trystan's choice not to kill vasili. RIP
10. Who eats the other's corpse if their plane crashed in the wilds? And what do they do afterwards?
tyson/brigitte: tyson eats brigitte, unfortunately. he thinks that brigitte would want this, want him to go on and he will be very thankful to brigitte for seemingly "nourishing" him. he is also happy to have a part of her with him and inside of him like, forever (he pretends like he wont shit part of her out lmfao).
will/vasili: debated whether or not vasili would be above cannibalism and decided that no, he would not be, and would eat will to survive. he's gonna act more remorseful about it than tyson does; he'll be like he was with killing bas- "will loved me, he would be fine with this, he knows it's for the greater good" kind of reasoning but also sad about it. after eating will he'd try to treat what remains of will's body with as much grace as you can give a cannibalized body, making "good use" of all of will's parts where tyson would be more sloppy with brigitte's.
felt like writing magdastine out of this one bc theyre vampires and also gaius literally took them to death island n caused their plane to crash in bb3. hashtag canon. that arc was funny. also i dont think niaerin will fit either bc theyre fantasy magic users. BUT in the event of hypothetical cannibalism, i think magda/nia would refuse to eat gaius/aerin and the two of them from beyond the grave are like [gideon nav voice] "all i ever wanted you to do was eat me" and they'd feel rejected at not being used lol.
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HIII im wimpod. None/He/Xe . Crippled butch fagdyke. I am a wimpod and ursaluna (therian) irl.
Former master ball rank competitive pokemon battler, astrophysics major at anistar university.
I am Johtoni, I am also a non-practicing Rerochi. 🧚‍♀️✨
RECENTLY WORKED WITH PROFESSOR SYCAMORE so if you hear anything about her it’s bc I know him personally. I also have done work with Professor Oak and Professor Elm. Ask me about it!
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My Main Team [Clint, Zircon, Acicula, Wires, Beans, Buzzo.] [pt: [Clint, Zircon, Acicula, Wires, Beans, Buzzo.]
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It’s Burgundy! Idk what to say. Everything is off now.
Burgundy occasionally goes into higher stakes. This will be warned beforehand.
Anon hate is allowed, ig? Xe will either just delete it or make fun of you for it.
Cripple, fag and dyke are both reclaimed by myself and burgundy, and I feel comfortable using these terms. I will not argue about this. They are tagged accordingly. They are tagged with ‘_ slur cw’. I am not sanitizing my experiences thank yew 🧚‍♀️✨
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Shivers quivers shakes trembles…. Hello :3 giggles I think this ask will be shorter than my others but… yk how we talked about how sugu would react to u getting cheated on a while ago? I’m curious now and. How do u think satoru would react?? ALSOOO how do you think stsg would react if you told them together……….. i hope u don’t mind that this is a less of a “me telling u my thoughts” and more of a “what r ur thoughts on this” kinda thing :,3 brain juice has not been flowing recently 😞 but ur takes are always amazing so…………….. I know whatever u say will be yummy and I will devour it all >:) — stsg anon 🧁🥧🍰🍨🍩🍪🍧🧇🥞 < all of the treats for yew!!!!!
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FIRST OF ALLLLL pls never ever apologize for your asks 🔫 this is a threat 🔫🔫 i love chatting w you no matter how long/short they r!!! and you don’t ever have to feel pressured to come up w your own thoughts either!!!! i love yapping at you!!!!! :3
w that being said ….. i shall yap >:3 HONESTLY THOUGHH i think stsg are very similar when it comes to this concept!!! in the sense that. i think they’ll comfort you first and foremost, then deal w your cheater ex later. i could see satoru being in Actual Disbelief? like?? he almost almost asks if you’re joking. but you’re crying so?? obviously you’re not????? but the idea that anyone would cheat on you genuinely makes him Flabbergasted. he wants to laugh. he doesn’t but he wants to. he hates seeing you sad. he’s almost offended.
it’s just a mess of emotion n lots and LOTS of hate aimed toward your ex 😭😭 he’s like. no fucking way that loser cheated on you???? it’s obvious that he’s rlly pissed but i think he has enough control over his emotions that it sounds like he’s just making jokes to cheer you up. and he IS but he also feels so????? genuinely angry?????? and he doesn’t know how to deal w that. he’s worried abt comforting you too…… i don’t think satoru sees himself as someone who’s good at comforting others At All but he actually kinda is. he’ll hug you tightly and sit down on the couch w you in his lap. and he stays quiet until you’ve calmed down. then he starts a very passionate, hateful rant abt your ex in hopes of making you laugh/calming himself down…… and if he manages to pull a lil smile out of you he just goes 🥺 . you’re his baby. he doesn’t really know how to treat you when you get this fragile but it also makes him feel so complete somehow. this man lives for cheering you up.
ANYWAYYYY satoru will then do the same thing as sugu would <333 which is <33333 to confront your ex. tbh i think suguru is more likely to get violent than he is LMAO but i doubt either of them would (unless your ex said something Awful abt you in front of them in which case… good luck bud)…. he just wants to make it Very Clear that your ex has no business being in your life anymore. he’s very firm and very scary. if your ex tries to start something he will laugh in their face. might also subtly declare himself as your boyfriend…. not explicitly bc. he’s Not your bf. but i think he makes sure your ex understands that he loves you + he’s better than them + they can forget abt crawling back to you once they realize the mistake they’ve made.
and when it comes to stsg together……. i think. the only difference is that one of them will stay to soothe you while the other one instantly goes to confront your ex 😭😭 they’re saving time!!! and let’s be honest, suguru will be the one staying behind. the caretaker of all time. (even tho he really really wants to tell your ex off himself… but that can wait for now). so satoru runs off, suguru makes sure you get the tears out, and then satoru comes back w a bunch of your favorite treats :3 they’re sweetiepies.
i also feel like they’d have a talk together once you’re asleep… likeee maybe you’re all sleeping in the same room bc you’re still very very upset and in need of comfort :((((( and as soon as you start to snooze they talk…… abt you……. and abt how soon they should start hinting to you abt their Own feelings. satoru would want to do so immediately, bc he can’t Stand the idea of you being hung up on your ex while they love you so fervently, but suguru would convince him to be patient. he doesn’t want them to end up rushing you in any way…. but deep down he also wants you to know how loved you are by them. sniffle.
plot twist you’re still wide awake :3 and blushing furiously :33 but that’s another story…..
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xoxochb · 7 months ago
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
YOURE GORGEOUS OH MY FRICKING GOD
no cuz genuinely you're so pretty I might combust thank yew and you SO give off winter vibes also I'm sorry your HAIR??? UGH ITS SO WKJDJDJDJSJ the curl routine must be shared I'm begging
HAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH 🫶🏼🫶🏼
n the winter vibes may be radiating bc I was literally born in winter LOL I hate winter though 😞
n I can make a routine if you’d like— it’s literally SO simple I only use 4 creams n that’s it
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Final thoughts on 911 season 1 now that I’ve actually watched it all:
- Abby was my favourite character of this season! Which really surprised me because Buck is like the exact type of character who’s usually my favourite (goofy with a lot of dark trauma and insecurities that they hide with jokes, himbo, bisexual coded), but the episode where Abby’s talking to her brother and she said that being a daughter and being a saint were the same thing really endeared me to her (eldest immigrant daughter core). I liked her relationship with her mom a lot too, I love how much they loved each other but how the show wasn’t afraid to show how putting all the care of someone struggling with an illness like that onto one person, can be so difficult and isolating for both people in that kind of relationship. I also really loved how dedicated she was to saving people, like I kept calling her Batman even though calling her the Oracle would have made more sense lol. Again, need the spinoff show where Abby’s just travelling the world and solving crimes!
- I cried when she left because I know from the fandom that she’s gone forever (for the most part) and that she ghosts Buck so we never even hear her voice again ugh
- I think Bobby’s arc was my favourite, it was very nice to see him heal, then backslide a bit, then get back up and keep trying. Bathena was also my favourite relationship even though it only really showed up at the end, but they’re just so cute together
- Favourite episode was episode 7 because of the way they tied together the emergencies, it was so well done and showcase of writing talent that I’m excited to see more of! Also this is when Abby solidified herself as Batman to me, she yearns for justice and the streets of Gotham I fear.
- episode 7 is also the episode with my favourite emergency of the season, the one with the gay couple where one of them had a tapeworm! They were so funny, and honestly so was everyone involved in the scene. Buck sharing his gym bro dieting tips made me laugh so hard, and Bobby just being over it was hilarious! Despite being surrounded by other pretty dark emergencies, it didn’t feel jarring!
- my least favourite arc was the hen cheating arc, I already knew they were gonna get back together and it would never be mentioned again, and it was just not fun to watch at all. Plus Hen took over w/ the intro monologues for Abby during this arc, which cut into our already limited Abby screen time, to make metaphors about cheating on her wife. UGH!
- my least favourite character was probably actually buck (gasp!). I liked him, don’t get me wrong! But a combination of the intense second hand embarrassment he gave me at the beginning of the season and my intense overwhelming love for Abigail Clark, just made me enjoy other characters more. Sometimes I felt that he was a little too immature for her, or he’d say things that would make me cringe
- my favourite scene overall was the scene where bobby was helping buck tie his tie, and he told him he looked handsome, and they were just joking around with each other! It was so cute, such an adorable father-son moment that showed some of the growth they’ve both gone through to be able to be in this situation and interact with each other like that. Ugh just so cute, will be reading more buck and bobby father-son fics THANK YEW
- my least favourite scene was of course the scene where buck is assaulted by his therapist because what the fuck was that.
- I also really hated when everyone not only thought that Buck would cheat on my beautiful wife Abby Clark, but they were also just kinda chill with it??? It felt so weird and callous?? And kinda ooc bc they yelled at him when he was single and just slanging it, but now that he’s in a relationship they think it’s none of their business?? It was so weird, and it would have been my least favourite episode if we didn’t get that awesome closing monologue to Florence and the machine from Abby at the end, which made me cry btw
- and also if the first couple of episodes weren’t kinda rough, the season got better the later we got into it, then peaked at episode 7!
All in all, I really enjoyed this season and I’m glad I decided to stop being a fandom lurker and finally watch it! Very excited to start watching season 2 whenever I get to it, because this is the season where Maddie and Eddie enter right? And Christopher!! I predict that Maddie will probably be my favourite character of the season, bc of eldest daughter solidarity and bc from what the fandom has told me she’s literally the coolest ever
- wait i lied, Athena’s mean gay husband is my least favourite character! He just lacks so much tact and has said some things to Athena that were so damn mean! I don’t think either Athena or her husband handled that whole arc well, but sometimes her husband said stuff that was like especially cruel and unwarranted. But Bucks’ still my least favourite main character sorry!
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