#also a bonus technoblade

[thunderbottle]

drawing schlatt for the first time in like two years

[nomsfaultau]

reminder y'all can submit TWO prompts to Voices for the Blade if you contribute both to Care for Gaza and the Sarcoma Foundation of America

literally any amount. For amazing art/fic. ohhhh you wanna donate so bad.

[fandom-sheep]

The new techno merch looks so good! And technodad and floof modeled it!

[4thebedrockbros]

My favourite dynamics for SBI is like

Philza and Technoblade are besties/almost brothers

Kristen and Philza are married obv

Technoblade and Kristen were friend way longer than they knew Phil

Wilson is Phil's and Kristen 's kid but also Tommy's brother figure

Technoblade is a mentor/father figure to Tommy and is a uncle to Wilson

( bonus points Techno take in Tommy when the boy is like 15/16 but acts like he's a toddler and tries to set up "play dates" for him and Wil)

Philza is kind of an uncle and also a dad to Tommy

Tommy is like everyone's kid that has a huge preference for Techno because he's literally The Blade™ so he immediately latch onto him

[icyfox17]

New tag game bc I'm bored

List 5-10 of the most obscure crossovers you have floating around in your brain !!

1. Dumbass!crimeboys x halcyon!crimeboys

-> arguably the most obscure since it's a crossover between two aus that aren't even posted publicly, but i gen adore it sm<3 db!crimeboys is a hero au where tommy is just. Welp. A dumbass<3 he's my fav tommy ever guys 😭😭 he's my friend's au and I just SOBS most precious guy ever... And halcyon crimeboys is a detective au. Basically take the dumbest tommy and tired older brother Wilbur and make them meet the smartest crimeboys. It's very silly:))

2. Psych x Dsmp

-> okay hear me out. Hear me out. Shawn Spencer is literally Tommyinnit. They are the SAME. Now Phil as Chief Vic, Techno and Wilbur as twin detectives who both function as Jules and Lassiter (platonic ofc), and Tubbo as Gus. It fits way better than it should 😭😭

3. Critical Role (specifically Mighty Nein) x Dsmp

-> guys. Guys. I went on a rant on here like a year ago BUT CADUCEUS AND TECHNO'S CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE EERILY SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER. Tall pink dude w animal traits (cad is more cow, tech is more pig)? Cad is like c!Phil and c!Techno to me... (Is it bc of the tea obsession? Maybe...). I just also think that clingyduo would get along with Jester and Nott/Veth like a wildfire. OR OMG FOOLISH-- Does anyone remember Foolish building dick statues everywhere?? Yeah, he's definitely a follower of the Traveler.

4. 911xMCU

-> okay ngl guys this just came 2 me bc I realised that everyone calls Bobby Cap like how all the Avengers call Steve Cap and I was like lmfao imagine a scene where someone says Cap and they both respond to it.

5. Cw Flash x Pjo

-> okay this isn't my idea but it's one of my fav fics ever WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL LMFAO

6. Spider-Man x Dick Grayson & Wally West

-> PETER IS LITERALLY DICK AND WALLY IN ONE PERSON 😭😭 SUPER SMART SCIENCE BRAIN + SILLY GOOFY + ACROBATS they're the same. I need them to meet so badly sobsosbsosbsosvsosbsosbsisbsjs Not sure which versions of which I just. Need it. Pls 😭😭😭

7. Justice League Unlimited x Young Justice (tv show)

-> This one has its own separate post here, but omg it makes me SO UPSET GUYS 😭😭😭

8. TMNT x Batfam

Okay not obscure bc they have had both a movie and a comic BUT HEAR ME OUT. SPECFICALLY THE 2007 MOVIE VERSION OF TMNT. This scene is literally Dick and Jason I can't do this guys WHY DO THEIR COLOURS EVEN MATCH

9. Dceu!Bruce & Barry x MCU!Irondad

-> okay my mental illness is full blast here but omfg they are the same duo THEY ARE THE SAME I need them to swap sons for a day plspslspslspspspdlfkfdishskdfjdksklaskd

10. Any vigilante au Tommy x Spider-Man

-> this is hidden in my notes app and is both like my own version of Tommy and Spidey but omfg I'm attached it's such a fun idea to play around with rahhhshshshss. I have a scene where Tommy and Spidey have a miscommunication over Blade lmfao and it lives rent free in my mind. Like Blade is a vampire but does NOT dress the same as Technoblade who might also secretly be a vampire in Tommy's universe lmfaooo

Okay and Bonus One that literally no one will understand except me

11. Magnum PI remake x Orphanduo (Techno and Skeppy)

-> Katsumoto is literally Technoblade guys. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. And omfg Magnum and Higgens are so happy duo ngl 😭😭😭

OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW YIPPEE

Tag time :D

@sammiekel @jiksvokrat @cristalmystery @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @sleepdeprivedofmycorn @sunflowervc @angrilydancing and anyone else who wants to join in!!

[iinoyb]

omg do you think ranboo would have some freaky ederman biology. Like maybe he lays eggs and or goes into heats/ruts to. Imagine bottom techno dealing with feral ranboo in a heat/rut

I once read a fic where endermen could make their cocks vibrate (because of the whole static thrilling thing) and I've been obsessed with that since. I'd die for Ranboo to whip that out without warning. Also a big fan of cocks that can change shape/length or produce slick (bonus points if its an aphrodisiac).

Oviposition is always hot. Endermen rut tho 👀👀👀👀

Something where Techno and Ranboo have been having sex for a bit already and Technoblade usually takes the lead, maybe even dom bottom type beat. Except then Ranboo goes into rut and suddenly he's grabbing Techno's wrists, pinning him down, snarling at him. And Techno is hella turned on.

[sandeewithtwoe]

Art summary 2023 yippee!!

This year I wanted to practice doing more backgrounds and characters interacting with each other in my artwork. I say I did good, but I can definitely improve next year :)

And hey! I found a new shading technique that I’m pretty fond of, so that’s a cool bonus

I hope next year I make more comics, practice with perspective and just have fun. And also MORE TECHNOBLADE!!!!!!

[firexima]

Who sings the sing Framed Minds?

Hi! Saw your other ask as well clarifying you meant Frame of Mind but the song is by Tristan and Braken

Here’s the link to the song on Spotify and YouTube if you want to listen!

Also, bonus— while getting the YouTube link I came across Technoblade’s comment on it:

[anonymousreader4d7]

Species headcanons for rmau?? I love hearing everyone’s different interpretations and headcanons!

Yee!!! I'm so excited people are interested!!!

I've had these percolating for a while now - like, 2 years, actually!!! I keep adding onto and adjusting specifics of the different species, or adding new ones, but I'll list the my shortlist of Hermits/Lifers and their species here, and then I'll start posting the details for species individually, before making a masterpost with links to all of them and this!!!

But yeah, here's my list, under the cut!!!

(Edit: I just realized I forgot to mention what the names in parentheses are - that's in reference to another aspect of the AU, called Code Bonding - which will get its own post after the species. The names are their Code Bonded partner! Also, if someone has a question mark next to their species, it means I haven't solidified my headcanon for them yet, and I'm welcome to suggestions! I'll edit this as I solidify or add ideas!)

Hermits:

Bdubs - Time Deity - (Etho)

Cub - Vex Hybrid - created via Vex Deal (ConVex)

Doc - Playerborn Creeper - Born Moderator

Etho - Unknown - Kitsune - (Budbs)

False - Avian - Eagle

Gem - Fae - Animal/Shapeshift Magics

Scar - Fae Hybrid - Shapeshifting Magics - activated via Vex Deal (ConVex)

Grian - Watcher - Created - (Mumbo)

Hypno - Human

Jev - Slime - Blue, humanoid

Impulse - Demon - Telluris - (Skizz)

Iskall - Code-weaver

Joe - Unknown - Just a Guy™ (or Herobrine?)

Keralis - Primordial

Mumbo - Shiftwalker - (Grian)

Pearl - Moon Deity (Ascended Alien)

Ren - Playerborn Dog

Skizz - Angel - Earth - Fallen - (Impulse)

Joel - Minor Chaos Deity - (Lizzie)

Stress - Fae - Plant Magics

Tango - Pb Blaze/Demon Hybrid - Ignis - (Jimmy)

Beef - Bull/Cow Hybrid

Wels - Human

xB - Guardian Hybrid/Voidwalker Descendant

Xisuma - Voidwalker - Admin

Zed - Playerborn Sheep

Cleo - Mobborn Zombie

TFC - Primordial (maybe Steve? Or Herobrine if Joe's not?)

Non-Hermit Life Members:

Scott - Starborn

BigB - Primordial

Martyn - Listener - Created - Taught Moderator

Lizzie - Fae - Animal/Shapeshift Magics - (Joel)

Jimmy - Listener - Created - (Tango)

Bonus:

Pixlriffs - Watcher - Created

Ollie - Avian - Songbird

Shubble - Witch - not the mob kind…

CaptainSparklez - Celestial

PeteZahHutt - Slime - Green, humanoid

Technoblade - Mobborn Piglin - Blood God - (Philza)

Philza - Admin - Void-glider - (Techno)

I have a few more (including ones for other DSMP members from back when I was really into it) but I'm just leaving this list to these, and my examples for species will be limited to these guys too.

If people have ideas/suggestions for the other Empires members I haven't listed here, feel free to let me know, because I haven't watched as much of those guys and I'd be happy to include them!!!

[kisuminight]

I've been calling this the Blade System AU and mentioning that Blades have Soul Weapons, but I haven't actually talked about who has what weapon, have I?

For the purposes of this AU, and my sanity, we are going to say that Soul Weapons fall into the basic category of weapons or tools from Minecraft. As much fun as I would have with rapiers and halberds and warhammers, Minecraft doesn't really... support that? Basically, all swords are swords.

The types of weapons and tools that can be Soul Weapons are: Axe, Pickaxe, Shovel, Hoe, Sword, Mace, Fishing rod, Shears, Trident, Bow, Crossbow

Obviously, Blades that are dps tend towards actual weapons, Blades that are healers tend towards the tools, and Blades that are tanks go either/or, depending on whether they are a takes-strong-hits type of defense or debuff-into-oblivion type of defense. There are some exceptions, you can have a healer Blade that is a sword or axe, but they're rare. "Sword" Soul Weapons are the most common type.

I know that I said that the Resonance-based enchantment was Sharpness, but not all tools/weapons can have that type of enchantment. I will specify if the enchantment varies base on Soul Weapon type.

So, for our Blades. We'll put this under cut because it's getting long:

Dream (Light, healer) – he gets a fishing rod. Dream has been very inventive with uses of fishing rods before, especially in manhunts (which aren't quite cannon to this version of c!Dream, but eh). Since Soul Weapons are unbreakable, so Dream can also use it like a flexible rod or staff. The fishing line also becomes razor wire if he wills it to be, which makes it quite useful as a garrote (the razor mode has the Sharpness aspect). This has the added bonus of being able to tangle someone in the line for fun (a spar, just messing around) or tangle someone up as a threat (if you move you'll get sliced to ribbons). I feel that a fishing rod tool fits best because it can be used for survival but it can also be used to find treasures. And Dream tends to have good luck when he isn't planning to actively put himself in horrible situations, so he's got Luck of the Sea :)

Punz (Dark, dps) – a sword, plain and simple. c!Punz likes walking the line between being very much a threat and also being kind of background. Like, everyone knows who he is/what he does so they don't really look beneath the surface. In addition to the Sharpness, he gets Looting.

Technoblade (Earth, dps) – I waffled a bit over this one, but I want to say axe? Techno doesn't use his Soul Weapon much, so he went and made a real version of his Soul Weapon, which is the Axe of Peace (also this gives layers to why Techno wants it back and doesn't like other people having it). Unlike the Axe of Peace, Techno gets the Sharpness from Resonance and doesn't need Unbreaking or Mending on a Soul Weapon. He does still have Efficiency V. I did think about choosing pickaxe in honor of Techno maybe pulling out his Soul Weapon after the failed execution, but I think he'd be even more paranoid about letting anybody from L'Manberg's Butcher Army seeing it. Also a Blade with good Resonance basically has a strength potion effect 100% of the time anyway... Techno is way too OP in this AU, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Philza (Ice, dps) – If Minecraft had a scythe, it would be a scythe (for Death theming). But we're going with a bow. A melee weapon means you have to be up in someone's face to kill them. A bow? Much more impersonal (death doesn't discriminate). He would have Power as the Resonance enchantment. Since he can make his own arrows with ice magic, has functional Infinity. Since he is an Aegis, with multiple elements available, he can do Flame, too. In fact, if he's not careful, Flame + Ice Arrow can make temperature shock explosions (similar to a rocket) when he hits something and the magic mixes. Phil on a warpath is very much the joke of "I didn't ask how large the room was, I said I cast fireball!"

Skeppy (Air, dps) – he gets a mace! Lots of plunging attacks when you're an air Blade that can fly. Also, while I don't really think of Skeppy as absolutely tiny in this AU, he's still pretty small, especially in comparison to Bad? Like 5' 0". So theres a juxtaposition whenever he pulls his weapon and it's huge and heavy and he's just swinging it around like a regular Player would a sword. Since it's a Mace, he gets Density as his Resonance instead of Sharpness. As an air Blade, he also gets automatic Wind Burst III.

Slime (Lightning, tank) – also a sword. He gets Sweeping Edge, in honor of the QSMP egg lore. I'm sorry that there's not more details, but neither he nor Las Nevadas arc!Quackity seem to have specific, notable weapons. Even the stuff in Pandora's Vault was Q borrowing the Warden's set.

Callahan (Water, tank) – a trident, to take advantage of his nature as a water Blade. He has Impaling for Resonance (please note that when you are fighting a water blade, you/the opponent is always going to be wet). Also, Riptide. No Loyalty though, because that's a bit pointless when the Blade can just dismiss the Soul Weapon and re-summon it in their hand.

[nomsfaultau]

Daily ask №19!

Random thoughts edition!

1. Why does everyone else have normal names but Blade is THE Blade? Nobody calls Tommy The Tommy. Is The his first name and Blade his last?

2. Tubbo's opinion on bumblebees

3. What if Tubbo was made out of other insects ex. Worms, butterflies, mosquitoes (that one would be horrifying) etc

4. Do swears in other languages also get censored? With the word muffin in English or in the language of the swear word? What if there isn't a word for muffin in the language?

5. What would happen in the Fault crew tried to ride a bike? Assuming they each get a bike according to their proportions (Wilbur's changes height, yes). And Tubbo gets their legs back just magically. + What would their bikes look like? (Ex. Filled with stickers, minimalist black sleeky bike, a poorly bedazzled one, one that's barely holding together)

+ a bonus question, you technically didn't answer the first question in the last ask, aka what if the fault crew gets into dsmp in Pogtopia, and I was actually sorta excited for the Slowly going mad Wilbur meeting with the fault one, the whole right after the festival Tubbo meeting, Technoblades strategizing together, Fault Phil potentially getting noticed by C!Mumza, Tommy.. not sure abt him tbh. But you get the point. You don't gotta answer but I'd appreciate it!

Alright lets gooooo not writing this at 11 this time

1. Why does everyone else have normal names but Blade is THE Blade? Nobody calls Tommy The Tommy. Is The his first name and Blade his last?

No first or last name, simply The Blade (thuh not thee, he’s not the definitive blade by which all other blades are measured). That’s what he decided to name himself back when he was developing a sense of identity, which would’ve been around the edgy teenage years. In formal settings he’s Mr. The Blade, and he’ll tease you if you forget the The. And it’s always The Blade, not the blade, unless you’re Tubbo and it’s a subconscious undermining of The Blade’s personhood.

In Doyalist explanation, it’s cause I felt like the name Technoblade stuck out in the settling and broke emersion. Which I figure is not a problem for anyone really deep in the sauce. What I do for Techno’s name really depends on the piece. In MFR it’s intentionally Techno (not Technoblade as Phil calls him) as a casual and alienation from the naming conventions of the rest of sbi. In more modern settings he might be Techno, in fantasy it’s Technoblade.

2. Tubbo's opinion on bumblebees

Stupid and cute. They probably try to avoid other hives to limit territorial disputes, competition for pollen, etc. They are prejudiced against wasps tho. Which does not reflect the author’s views.

3. What if Tubbo was made out of other insects ex. Worms, butterflies, mosquito (that one would be horrifying) etc

The key principle of Tubbo is the eusociality of colony bees and their construction of nests. This is not a trait shared by worms, butterflies, mosquitoes, and other species of bees which are independent organisms. Organisms such as termites, ants, and wasps would be on the table. It would be hard for termites and ants given most of them can’t fly so their movement would be very difficult. They’d be very heavy, potentially made of soil and mounds. Wasps would function very similarly to current Tubs, though I believe their morals would be rather different as to attack another isn’t as much as a personal cost.

Tubbo could also be made of moles, which are the only eusocial mammals. Or I guess we can open it to other forms of cooperative units. Like rats. Or lions.

But as to the real question, I think it would be fun for worm Tubbo to have like more rot alignment, things start decomposing if around them long enough. And if they’re monarch butterfly aligned (since I know that species at least has some seasonal colony behavior) then they’d have different level of power at different time of years in accordance to the super migration. And hibernate in winter everyone say aww in the chat. Mosquito would make addition into the Hive mind extra sinister, since it gets this edge of we need to take the blood and bodies of people in order to maintain our population.

4. Do swears in other languages also get censored? With the word muffin in English or in the language of the swear word? What if there isn't a word for muffin in the language?

Wilbur and Philza test this.The further the language gets from relation to modern English the less likely swears will be censored by Halo. Philza is pleading for the day linguistic drift allows him new modern swears because this will affect him forever and ever because it is a permanent curse upon any who have ever cursed within a set distance from Halo. It is always the word muffin regardless if the speaker knows what muffin means. It also censors written words, and rude gestures. Also it’s not always the most consistent? Like sometimes hell gets censored, other times it isn’t. Tubbo gets to say bastard once. I’m not sure how slur identity politics interact with it. Halo is the final arbiter of who gets the n-word pass. He would solve all twitter disputes and start many new ones.

5. What would happen in the Fault crew tried to ride a bike? Assuming they each get a bike according to their proportions (Wilbur's changes height, yes). And Tubbo gets their legs back just magically. + What would their bikes look like? (Ex. Filled with stickers, minimalist black sleeky bike, a poorly bedazzled one, one that's barely holding together)

Tommy begs and begs for his to look like a motorcycle. He wants flame decals and everything. His handles are extra grippy of help with slipping hands. Phil’s seat is probably strange to deal with his tail. It’s an absolutely ancient prototype bike with the massive front wheel and he works very hard to keep it functional. If Wilbur’s changes with height he’s using it to run over people lmao. It’s a very un proportional bike since his arms don’t change. Also wil adores the transportation/escape option. It’s a very ratty bent up hunk of junk and is covered in scratch and bite marks much like its owner. Not sure what bike can transport nearly three tons of pork but I trust you. The Blade is very bad at riding it since balance is not his forte. The bike is a hectic mess as its design was created by committee (the voices). So it has all designs ever. Stickers for movies and books the voices like, stupid horn on the front, basket to carry cheezits, literally 8 different paint colors. (I’m just going to assume this is Tubbo prior to the leg injury since that would create more immediate pressing things to address re:character rxn, and Tubbo has already rejected an offer of magic instant legs in fic.) It’s covered in painted on flowers and stars much like their prosthetics, and has Dino stickers slapped on. Rhodes is very concerned about the fact they can’t wear a helmet with their antenna. Tubbo is not, because Tubbo is aware they can fly. Jasmine brags about being able to ride without training wheels. 

+ a bonus question, you technically didn't answer the first question in the last ask, aka what if the fault crew gets into dsmp in Pogtopia, and I was actually sorta excited for the Slowly going mad Wilbur meeting with the fault one, the whole right after the festival Tubbo meeting, Technoblades strategizing together, Fault Phil potentially getting noticed by C!Mumza, Tommy.. not sure abt him tbh. But you get the point. You don't gotta answer but I'd appreciate it!

Realizing that allowing time between the festival and the overthrow lets everything fester, I think the anomalies will push for immediate action, especially since they’re in a different weight class. This would also prevent the chaos brigade (? name? Idk fuzzy) from having time to ally with JSchlatt. Techno is ruffled about having less prep time due to advancing the timeline, but him and The Blade get real into the strategy and can try hard it together. I think this could give 1. less time for wither gathering (and TNT) and 2. The Blade is pretty against collateral damage, and might advise against it. I don’t think it would convince Techno, but the limited prep time could mean the schism causes less damage. 

Fhilza is distinctly going to start Cwilbur on therapy. Like immediately after Filbur is like mmm dad this is ending badly (it has big trauma around explosions particularly). I reckon Cwilbur isn’t pleased with it but Fhilza is persistent above all else. And can introduce him to far more direct intentional tactics to ‘stick it to the man’ since Fhilza for all his faults is extremely intentional in the damage he causes. FTubbo is like well great apparently the blade sucks in all universes. I suppose this is right after the Pit, so The Blade is pretty horrified how nonchalant Technoblade is about just going with the voices and killing Tommy. Though he feels a lot safer in the dsmp universe since everyone having extra lives means he has a lot more grace if he messes up. 

And FTommy can relate so heavily so holding onto a relationship that’s starting to become toxic. Not that I imagine his advice to CTommy is good. But he can relate. 

I don’t imagine any of the Fault crew are particularly pro institution after their brush with the fascistic Foundation. Not that they’d go on the attack like Techno, but as often as they arrive to decisions by votes they might slow down the proceeding to something less rushed and hectic. And again, just super duper killing green boi wound decrease the predator pressure urging them to act fast and panic and be extreme in decisions at times. And at the very least, Tubbos’ surveillance would notice if CWil tried to rig everything up, so I imagine L’Mangburg doesn’t get that wither and explosion damage. 

Mumza in Fhilza would be so fascinating bc they're both immortals that pick out little mortals. I think they would both make a point to be very amicable since well if they're going to be bumping into each other the rest of eternity it's better. She can probably taste Fhilza's longing to keep his mortals, but I think he knows better than to ask.

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Exiled Ranboo AU

I spent like six hours and half my brain cells on this single piece of art for this AU. (Edit: just spent another hour or two tweaking this, and have edited the post)

Ranboo's design is just entirely different than I usually draw them for absolutely to reason. (And yes, that is supposed to be Techno's house)

(brief explanation of the AU below)

Basically the premise of the AU is "what if Ranboo was exiled alongside Tommy?"

Instead of Tommy running away after Dream blows up Logsteadshire (and in this case, also chops of Ranboo's tail), he tells Ranboo to run in the hopes that Dream won't care about loosing only one of them (and that Technoblade will take care of Ranboo). Ranboo ends up living with Techno pre-Doomaday and Tommy stays in exile with Dream indefinitely.

The above art is Ranboo immediately after escaping exile (passed out on Techno's porch because they didn't want to just barge into the house if no one was there and Techno was off being kidnapped/executed.)

@proudfreakmetarusonniku and I came up with this AU concept on my side blog the other day, and they also wrote a little oneshot with it if you want to read that (Tommy POV)

Edit: and here's a link to me rambling about exile!prpduo

And here's bonus close-up on exile!Ranboo and the older version of the art as a treat for looking at the full post!

[charonarp]

Fun fact: I almost decided to add a bonus NPC sheet of Technoblade in the unofficial D&D guide but decided against it, mainly because I didn't know what'd be good to put on his sheet, while also thinking of the fact that not every MCD fan would understand or know who that is, and decided to keep it strictly MCD focused

[4thebedrockbros]

THE SBI 'PJO' AU I DESERVE

( The base is PJO but I'm still making shi- up, this is Tommy centric btw )

Philza Minecraft as a Chiron like figure to the camp, just taking in the god's stray children, very in character. He's married to Thanatos (whos is actually Kristen in this AU).

Technoblade as an Athena son but cursed by Ares because of his human family cult and disrespect toward the war god. The curse of the voices is hard to control and he's luckily found by Phil after loosing control once.

He's been in the camp since he was 8 and is 19(?) at the time of the story.

Bonus info: The guy has a lot of respect for Demeter since farming is one of his favourite thing to do.

Tommy as a non-claimed kid, found by Tubbo (a Satyr) while a monster was attacking his school (because of him). They both run away from it, but Tommy has to kill it when the monster grabs Tubbo (He's his first ever friend, he can't just let him die) and that's how our guy made his way to the camp

Bonus info: Mortals just thought Tommy was crazy and seeing monster everywhere, they also put it on the account of him being autistic (Autistic!cTommy <3)

Tommy is very much against all of the rules and very angry about the fact that his godly parent just chose to ignore him so he tends to cause problem and get into fights a lot in his first days at the camp

+ Tubbo being in a semi coma from being injured is really not helping

So Phil kinda puts Techno on the case because of him being one of the best fighter and Tommy clearly needing an outlet, Phil is also worried about the youngling just turning against the gods and even the camp (Luke style yk) which is enhanced when the Pythia (that is possessing Ranboo here) appears and says a new prophecy in front of the whole camp where Tommy is mentioned to be the cause of the world's end or the hero that will save it.

(It's honestly still a messy idea but y'all get it)

[chayannecraft]

COUGHS. ok I’m going more into detail about the qsmp “botw” eggs au because I have too much free time right now ^^

FYI TO ANY ZELDA FANS I TORE THE WORLDBUILDING APART LIKE A FERAL HOG SO ERM. SORRY IN ADVANCE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING

The worldbuilding is kind of wonky BUT basically there are several different kingdoms based on the qsmp language difference who have allied together in the face of Ganon’s impending Calamity (which is the code for now) and also the Antarctic Empire, which has been somewhat iffy on the alliance for reasons explained later. They’re all blessed by different gods. Everybody is living long time. Unless.

The Antarctic empire has been iffy on the alliance because everybody’s sending their kids into Ganon/The Code’s sight and like. Nobody WANTS to do that but destiny is a little bitch and they can’t quite fight with it considering everything will go to hell if they lose. But Philza is not the happiest camper about it which is kind of a problem since the Antarctic Empire HAS the Master Sword!!

Enter Chayanne as Link in this role, Prince of the Antarctic Empire who is also, because destiny loves being funny, The Chosen Hero. He overhears the conflict and is like huh. Hm. That’s. A lot of stuff happening. But then he hears the world is going to end and listen, he knows if Phil finds out he’s the hero he is NOT getting sent out but also like. Everybody is in danger. The entire world. His family, which is his world. His sister.

He’s like you know what it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission <3 and runs away from the empire with the Master Sword towards the allied kingdoms before the world actually starts ending. The whole time he’s like it’s going to be so ok. We stop Ganon/The Code and I can come back and apologize to my dad ^^!!! (foreshadowing wooooo)

Juanaflippa, Tilín, Bobby, and Trump are the four chosen champions for the divine beasts because. um. well you know how this story ends </3

Pomme is Zelda because I need more Pomme and Chayanne content. And if I have to tend to these crops myself I will. I stg.

After Chayanne gets massively humbled by Ganon and then wakes up 100 years later he’s lost all of his memory. The more recent the memories are, the easier it is to regain them. Yeah I’m saying he forgot The Antarctic Empire and Philza and he’s only just getting vague whispers by the time tears of the kingdom rolls around. S. Sorry. Which is also coincidentally when Philza decides it’s time to have a normal civil discussion with everybody else about where his kid is haha

More random information I couldn’t fit into the vague summary given:

- The Antarctic Empire consists of Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur, Tallulah, and Chayanne

- Missa is here!! He helps Chayanne adjust after reaching the rest of the kingdoms and becomes a father figure to him in Phil’s absence. He even gives him a matching skull mask that’s enchanted to change his eye + hair color to hide better in public. This also has the bonus of making him look exactly like his kid lol

- Pomme, despite being the Zelda role, can beat Chayanne’s ass in a fight.

- Pomme and Chayanne walk around carrying the guilt of a thousand suns on their backs from all the shit that has been happening and I could talk about them for ages but I would need another post just know they make me physically ill

- Pomme is the protagonist in totk instead of Chayanne

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Did it say anything cwazy about George’s destructive dream stream because that one changed my brain chemistry

There was only one paragraph on c!george's page about it, it's this :0

I really love the dreams as concept for lore streams because you could find different meanings to it and theorize so many things AAAAA. Like in that paragraph, why does c!gnf have knowledge of stuff he didn't know awake? Outside of lore it's just because as cc he knows about it or because chat told him but how can you connect it to his character... aaahggg sorry the brainworms...

Since there was a link to a whole article about it, here are some highlights of it :0 the wiki is just summarizing it but I'm adding stuff of my theories of that stream and things not mentioned there that I thought were worth mentioning ^_^

I think why c!dream's answers are so vague here are because c!george just doesn't have that info, since he's dreaming c!dream is not actually there, it's just his brain making up stuff to fill the blanks, also the reason why dream didn't want to show george the interior of pandora and deflecting more questions about the prison with wanting george to show him kinoko instead

It's not mentioned on the wiki but i loved the confrontation they have because i think it's not actually dream talking to george, but his own guilt, he keeps questioning himself, "why did you not visit" "you could've asked" and george keeps throwing excuses but it all represents that inner conflict, he wanted to go in and visit but he never put on the effort to do so. idk idk. also rip cdnf villain husbands :( "if you're not with me, you're against me" god....... and iirc cdream saying that if they teamed up things could be like before

but really awesome that it took c!dream killing c!george for him to go insane, that's his way of coping with the breakup (??)

My personal highlight from this part is c!george giving up on destroying the statue of himself that bad built and saying "it takes so long to destroy myself" like in that context it makes sense but that line haunts me GODDDDD and the parallel of cdream in their previous encounter and a sign by dream on ctommy's house saying "did you miss me? :)" and george being hurt by both he destroys them

i love how george is all "i don't care :/" while destroying everything and saying that he did it because of dream, if dream is not with him then nothing matters........ he never cared about the server, he only cared about the people close to him......... (dream)

this part is just c!george's jealousy demons im crying. him dreaming that dream and techno are a team, saying to dream "your technoblade", somehow george knowing that techno only has 1 canon life and imagining they're both weak enough he can kill them, and stealing techno's armor im just speechless.

Don't want to make this too long but some other fun stuff from that stream to theorize over is c!karl, how did george know about karl's whole time traveler thing and his connection to XD, and that karl said that he already tried to stop george many times with no success, hellooooo.... and george saying that being a sad and alone god ruling over nothing on the server sounded awesome is so crazy, c!george please go to therapy...

Then with the final fight against XD i loved how c!george went all in to taunt him calling XD scared and an idiot for not wanting to fight him. it also leaves me thinking why when XD died, it sounded like the enderdragon dying sound effect oughhh.....

ALSO WHY WERE THE CRYSTALS ALREADY DESTROYED?????? crazy insane c!george is so awesome i love him, welcome back georgeeeHD god headcanon

Bonus quotes from c!george i found in the wiki from that stream because i really believe george deserved an oscar for that performance 😁