#also PLEASE JUST GIVE US MORE TINA AND GENE ALREADY PLEASE

[golden--doodler]

BB Positivity Time! <3 What would be an ideal episode plot focusing on your favorite character? What about your favorite ship? Finally, your favorite familial/platonic relationship? Feel free to be as brief or or as detailed as you like!

Nikki!! Thank you SO much for this. You have no idea how much I needed this today.

Now, first of all, I would love an episode centered around Gene (surprising, I know). It would be centered around him getting a bad grade and getting discouraged by it, because he’s gotten so many that now his teacher is threatening summer school (and Bob and Linda are vehemently against any of their kids going to summer school, because that obviously means they wouldn’t be able to help out at the restaurant). Tina also actually got a good score on her test in remedial math, and that just makes poor baby Gene feel worse. Tina and Louise decide to help him pass his next test, like good sisters. And also help him gain his confidence back, because failing that test made his confidence unfortunately plummet.

As for an episode centered around my favorite ship, I’d say an episode centered around Bob and Linda solving a fun, silly mystery would be super fun. I know To Whom the Doll Toes centered around a mystery, but having an episode where Bob and Linda are silly detectives together would be so cute and fun. And can you imagine the banter?? Yes. Bob would let out so many deadpan “Lin”’s. Also, Teddy can get involved, because you know what, why not. I’ll throw that in there for all of the BLT lovers. The shenanigans would be glorious.

Now, finally, as for an episode surrounding a platonic relationship, I’d love an episode centered around Gene and Tina, because the writers have absolutely ROBBED us of showing their sibling bond without Louise in the mix. I’d say Louise can be hanging out with Rudy for the entire episode, and it’ll just be them. Maybe even Bob and Linda can be out doing something, maybe having a date night, and Jen can’t babysit, so Tina has to watch her little brother. And then she slowly realizes that they don’t spend that much time together alone, and she worries that she doesn’t know her little brother that well. So they take some time to bond, and whilst it’s very fun, if a bit crazy because shenanigans, Gene tells her that they do know enough about each other, and she’s a great sister and doesn’t need to worry too much. Though, spending a little more time together alone would be quite fun. Not the most creative episode, but I think it would be a fun and sweet way to focus on their sibling relationship more.

[polygamyff]

6.

Taking my suit jacket off, I’m hot after telling such a thing to my younger brother “so, you’re telling me. I am more upset about the fact dad had another family? Maurice that’s fucked up, you do know that right? I mean I heard about the girl but what the fuck? Adam Davenport? Why ain’t you so upset? Why are you not like me?” Rolling my sleeves up “be like you how Malik?” I asked in annoyance “upset” seeing the waiter “excuse me, can I have a latte please” I said to him as he walked by, he didn’t give me any notification if he heard but I assume he did “I’m sorry” I feel bad, he hasn’t been exposed to my dad’ bullshit ways unlike me, I should have withheld that part “dad is not nice Malik” seeing my younger brother teary eyed made me feel like shit “so dad really doesn’t care about me!? He really thinks shit of me, he knows I am taking drugs but wouldn’t save me?” I swallowed hard not knowing what to say, what he is saying is the truth “but Malik, I would save you. You know that, you don’t need him to save you because he would trap you like he has me. You are so blessed Malik, you don’t have the stress like I do” Malik mean mugged the table in front of us “you got strength and I admire you for it” Malik mumbled as he sniffled, I didn’t mean to upset him and I didn’t mean to tell him everything but that is how everything is playing out right now.

The waiter bought over my latte “thank you” he did hear me, I sighed out “so you know how I knew about some chick? Well that time where everyone went to the party, the baby shower. Well I didn’t go, I heard a car pull up and I saw it was you. I assumed you came home so I left to get one of the cars to go out, I saw the back of you running upstairs but I didn’t say shit. If I did I assumed you would have dragged me to that stupid party, so I stayed quiet and I snuck out. I saw your Porsche and I see a female, I stared at her and at first she smiled at me but then frowned in confusion. I just walked off but then I said it to Kellen and he kind of gave it out, he goes oh she been to the house! And I goes oh so you know?” Kellen is one dumbass “so you really love her? I mean my butt hurts now from hearing all this but it’s love?” Drinking my latte “well Malik, I do see it. She brings me inner peace. I didn’t go out to cheat. If that bitch didn’t lie, if everyone in my life stopped lying” shaking my head in anger “it’s not cheating when you love someone, Maurice I admire you and your strength. As a younger sibling I see it, I hear it. You having to get married, you was in rehab. You was probably high as shit from the come down and that happened. Dad sold you a dream when you was fucked in the head on drugs” that’s what hurts me the most “what can I say Malik? I’m stuck in this shit but I rather it be me than you. I won’t let you get fucked up in dad’ dreams and hopes. Once I go he will come for you, I am not staying here to be used like that, I want to be with Robyn and start fresh but I’m fucking married still” I need to get out “but what if what dad said is true? For you to wait it out and then you can get a divorce? Maurice you’re bounded by this marriage, did you ever read anything did you sign anything?” I shrugged “I just had to have a baby by her, that’s it. They want a strong family gene, look I don’t remember but if you did then please tell me?” I am wondering now “I don’t, all I know is I saw my brother in a bad way” this shit is stressful.

It’s been what two days, I feel like it’s been a lifetime without my baby “so what do you think to Robyn? Did you get to properly see her?” I asked, I am so proud of Robyn that I do want to show her to the world “well from afar she looks pretty damn fine, I was like who is this smiling at me. Then I see you both left in an SUV, I didn’t think anything of it, it was Kellen but she looks fine bro” I grinned wide “I am crazy about her, like I instantly knew. I knew she is the one. I made love to her on the first night. I don’t know how it came about but it just happened, my body wanted it” Malik stared at his plate all wide eyed “nigga that is deep, she got good P?” Squinting my eyes at my brother “she good on that end bro, I felt her deep. Every part of her, I went in raw. We ain’t discuss shit either” Malik spat his drink out “what?” I said “so she doesn’t know you want an heir to this? You do know Naomi will kill herself and Robyn for you, she straight loves you. I mean I get she is crazy, they all in this game but she does love you. So what if she gets pregnant?” I shrugged “it’s whatever, I know she is not aware of shit but what can I say bro? I don’t want to scare her away, I love her Malik. I just want everyone to be happy, I don’t want you to be in this” Malik sighed out “dad hates me?” I feel bad about saying that to him “he just doesn’t know how to show love Malik, but I got you” Malik smiled a little.

I don’t know how to feel now that my brother knows about Robyn, I am sure he wouldn’t say anything “why don’t you move to LA? Be with her, then again she would track you” I chuckled rolling my eyes “I don’t know what to do? What do you think Malik?” I am just thinking “move in silence, I would be a ninja. Maurice to see you just smiling and laughing and not gloomy as fuck it’s different, to see the joy in your eyes speaking about Robyn, I like it and I want you like this always. I don’t know about Nalah, she would snitch on you but for me, she seems like she has taken your heart and is fixing it” that is the sweetest thing he has said “you getting me choked up, just please bro. Stop being me, stop fucking yourself up. I get that our parents are stupid but I want better for you” he’s my brother and I will look after him “here you are Maurice” looking to the side and seeing Ally “you stalking me now?” She rolled her eyes “you single still?” Malik is forever trying “no but we need to discuss, shall we?” I guess that is me “come Malik, you can work with your older brother” I want to keep my brother close, my dad is really not looking out for him and I need too.

Sitting down in my office chair “how did you know I was there?” I am wondering now “asked the staff and they said you was still here” I am already done for the day “ok cool, so what’s good?” Malik is always touching things in my office “well while you went to Santa Monica we had a few people here that are helping on the Dubai project they needed to see you. But you was busy, as you say?” resting my head back on the headrest laughing “and what happened? Did you give them good hospitality? Did they like the hotel?” Malik has found my drink collection “pour me a Whiskey” I shouted at him “they said they was upset to not see you but they are hoping you can see them in London? They are travelling around, They are going to be in London two weeks today? Want me to free up the weekend for you?” licking my top lip “sure, and also New Jersey. What happened with that? Did the deal go through, Ally. Please tell me you did it?” Ally sat down across from me “I did what I could, I have not had an answer from them at all, Maurice you know the clients like to see you? Also your fancy lady came to see you?” Malik placed my drink down in front of me “which one is this now? How many you got bro?” looking up at my brother “Tina? What she want? Another free stay” downing the contents “she said she wants to use this hotel for a party, you’re invited. She was hoping to see you. I am telling you now, you need to be here for this kind of thing” Placing my glass down laughing “well, I am a busy man. I am getting the Santa Monica hotel, you and I will be travelling there soon so be ready” Ally blew out air “ok so can I book in your schedule for London? Me and you?” nodding my head “Malik? You want to come?” I am trying to keep him close “yes I want to come” pointing at Ally “do that, chase up the real estate and what else needs doing? And Tina, get her on the line for me thanks” hearing my phone ping, I hope that is my baby. Holding my phone up seeing Bonita message me and also a picture message, I don’t want Malik seeing that. Getting up from my chair walking off, I am not sure what she has sent at all.

From: Bonita

To: Maurice

Do I look good? I bought this today with Leon x

Tilting my head to the side a little, a grey bodycon dress. It is so figure hugging and I love it, she looks so good. I mean it is Robyn, she looks good in everything. My baby looking so beautiful, she is sending me pictures like this “nice” Malik said into my ear, looking at the side of me frowning “nosey ass!” elbowing him as I moved away, texting Robyn back.

To: Bonita

From: Maurice

You look so beautiful baby, god. You making me miss you so much, I love it. Where you going with that on? Xx

Pressing send on the message, my phone on my desk started ringing. Walking towards my desk, I know that will be Ally on that. Picking it up from the receiver “hello?” answering the phone call “Tina on the phone” turning around and sitting on the front of my desk “Maurice Davenport, where have you been?” Why is everyone acting like I disappeared “here and there, what about yourself? It’s been a while, not seen you in your tight dresses” Malik snorted laughing “not seen you in your suits either, I have been busy I have you say. I wanted to meet with you, well I want to use your hotel. I want to use it as the hotel for my models, I will pay you the top dollar or do you want that in other favours?” pressing speaker phone on the phone “what do you mean Tina? What you trying to imply here?” she is some rich black woman, she is pretty but older than me. She flirts with me constantly “don’t be stupid now, will you be showing your face to the New York fashion week? I wouldn’t mind having you on my arm, I am sure Naomi won’t mind” pulling a face “she won’t mind much actually but Tina, done deal. You have been good to us, we will work on details of the party for you” Malik keeps on laughing “well if you and your wife want to come, feel free but I will be in contact soon” my phone started ringing, it’s Robyn “ok, bye Tina. See you soon” placing the phone back on the receiver.

Answering my phone call “Bonita, Mi Amor” always have to call my baby that “you always get me with Spanish, but I know what that means now. I thought I would call you, I am working late. I just went shopping, I bought that dress and I wanted to know if you like and you do” pacing around my office “you know you look beautiful in anything Robyn, I mean I prefer you naked but that’s just my preference” my office door opened “Tina is such a whore!” Ally half shouted, pulling a face at her “sshhhh Maurice is on the phone. Come on” Malik said “I know what you like, how you feeling? I never told you, I slipped up with my dad and I said he, and my dad was like he. He keeps on mentioning it now, he wants to know who you are but I keep brushing it off, he don’t need to know yet” her dad knowing “he might not like me Robyn, I am feeling ok” Ally is staring at me mad hard “your heart is heavy though” I find it creepy when she says that “I can’t shake it off, it’s hard babe. You know, I have a connection. Would you and Leon like to come to New York fashion week? I can get you both in?” the phone line went ever so silent “hello?” I said down the phone “the hell? Are you going there? I don’t want you for that though, no” she is not like that, I understand that “I know that, but I won’t be there. I have an event at the hotel but what do you think? It’s next week” it’s a free thing I am offering to her “no, I got work on the following Monday” slowly walking back to my desk “we can meet though, we get to see each other. My jet will get you back, just don’t think about anything just think of it like this. We can see each other” Robyn sighed out “no, I am not that type of person” I chuckled “didn’t ask if you was, Ally” I spat turning around “LAX, schedule my jet. Picking up Robyn Willis” Robyn half shouted in my ear “Maurice stop it!” she shouted “Robyn Willis? LAX, to JFK?” Ally asked, nodding my head “please, I want to see you. I would come to you but bring your dress and your friend if you like” I don’t care about that shit.

Stood outside my hotel waiting for my car from the valet “what if Naomi comes here? She always does for this?” Malik asked “she can, Malik this is me not caring. I want to see the woman I love. I want her to get the life she deserves because I say so, she will sit in the front seat watching Tom Ford, that’s it” Malik busted out laughing “I need to hang with you more often, you are so funny, but on a real. I don’t owe dad anything, I am hurt by this. I feel unwanted as shit, does Robyn have another friend?” shaking my head but then remembering Leon “she has a gay friend? You want that?” Malik kissed his teeth “no, but what if Naomi comes?” Malik asked again “I will be here busy anyways, once she is done then I will take her away so we can spend some time. It’s my time to be happy, it’s my time to play dad’ game. Malik, he is going to try to get at you about me. You need to keep this shit to you, don’t ruin this for me” Malik shook his head sighing out “I could have told him when I saw you that night, please trust me. Give me the chance ok?” he better not fuck me over on this “dad ain’t loyal to me, he wants me to be shit. I ain’t that” seeing the valet pull up in front with my car “we also about to find Adam Davenport, he ditched his own child because he wasn’t perfect. That’s family and I want to know that nigga is sticking to what he sad, Malik you stay by me I will make sure you don’t be what dad says you are” he better not fuck up on this with me.

Waiting for the real estate manager to come out, my phone pinged. Checking my home screen and seeing it was Robyn texting.

From: Bonita

To: Maurice

I won’t even lie but I miss you too much, I just miss your face. I do want to see you, the only reason I am coming is to see you, I want to just hug you so much. It’s such a shame that we are apart, I know it’s going to be a long winded text but I am going to work now. I prayed last night, I prayed that god lifts your heart. I am hoping that I can help you through anything you are going through, I know that you have things going on and I don’t want to be the one burdening you but I am at work just constantly thinking of you, it’s so early days but I feel like I have know you longer. Maybe our souls met ages ago, ok this is soppy but I am coming to New York for you, I will come on my own, more than likely I will. I don’t want Leon being near what we have right now, who is happy for us. It’s not that he hates us but he just seems not as happy for us, I think he feels we are going too quickly but who cares. Only we know but I love you and I wish I could do more, don’t work too hard. Xxxxxxx

Oh and I will text you when I finish in the morning, FML!

Robyn gets me everytime, now I want to cry “Mr Davenport” the receptionist said my name, blinking my eyes trying to not cry “yes?” I said “he will see you now” just great, Robyn got my heart.

[jimmy-josh600]

Winning Over the Magizoologist Pt2

ookay, here’s part twooo. some smut. please enjoy. 

lemme know if ya like. xoxo

3; he loves his creatures

 Graves should’ve noticed that Newt was an omega with the way he treats his beasts. He is all of their mummy in some way, and he couldn’t lie he fucking loved it.

“Newton,” there was a tone of warning in his voice. “seems to be that one of your little beasts has escaped.” The Director was holding a squirming Niffler much to Newts shock.

“You little pest! How did you get out?” Newt scolded grabbing his case and threw the pest inside.

“Newt.. how many creatures do you have in there? I’ve been meaning to talk to you about this sooner but I’ve been quite busy.”

“Uh, well.. it'd be easier to just show you Director.” Graves nodded and stuck his head out of Newts office.

“Richards!” he barked at the passing aurors. “Mr. Scamander and myself are going to be busy for a minute, make sure no one bothers us.” The aurors face instantly heated up but he nodded. Newts face also heated up, did the Director not realize how that sounded?

“Show me your case, Newton.” The Director hummed in a slight alpha tone and Newt tried to keep his legs steady but he wasn’t sure he succeeded at the low chuckle he heard.

Percy had an awed face as he took in the case, ending their tour by the mooncalf’s. “Newt, this place is beautiful.”  

“Thank you Percival, I like it. I can hope to one day have a sanctuary for them instead of the case.” Newt smiled brightly up at the Director.

“You are quite amazing, Newton. And your creatures treat you like their mommy, must say I’m not surprised you’re an omega. I should’ve looked at the signs closer, hm?” Newt blushed and looked down.

“Percy..” Newt sighed his name. The director took a few steps closer invading the magizooolist’s space.

“You’re so beautiful, Newt. Can I kiss you?” Graves rasped out. Newt ‘s head shot up in surprise the blush on his face moving down his neck but he nodded shyly. The Director cupped his face and gave him a sweet kiss. They both moaned at the contact and Newt felt himself melt into the Director as the kiss turned more heated.

Percy’s cock was starting to harden at the smell of Newts slowly growing arousal and they moans he let out. He wanted to take this sweet omega apart. The Director smirked with a growing realization. He sadly broke apart from the clinging omega.

“Newt, would you like to know the secret of knowing how an alpha and omega find each other?” Newt looked confused for a few seconds then shook his head ‘yes'.

The alpha in him was fucking howling. “The omega has to taste their alphas cum..” He growled lowly in the omega’s ear. Newt sucked in a shocked loud breath taking a small step back on surprise.

“Would you like to taste my cum, little omega? Find out if you’re mine?” the Director wasn’t gonna lie he was happy they were in Newts case then his office if the omega did decide to play.

“I-um Alph-Percy..” Newt moaned. The alpha smirked even more. “Use your words baby, do you want to play? Want to taste your alphas cum?” Graves was hard as a fucking rock as he stepped closer to the omega and rocked their hard cocks together.

“Yes, alpha. Please let me taste you.” Percy couldn't help but to let put a loud growl in triumph.

“On your knees, my pretty omega.” Seeing Newt listen to his command had him groaning. Fuck he wasn’t going to last. He quickly undid his pants as Newt looked up shyly at him. “Go ahead, little one.” Newt sucked on his bottom lip and went to grab the Director. He rubbed his hard length curiously surprised at the size, he wasn’t sure he’d seen a cock so big before. He watched as precum started at the tip. He rubbed faster at Percy’s moan that mostly sounded like a growl.

“Come on baby boy. I’m close for you, put me in your mouth and suck like a good boy.” Newt whimpered and did as he was told, sucking the Director hard and deep. The alpha shouted and he felt warmth shoot in his mouth.

Next thing he knew he felt himself coming as well and suddenly he was slick between his legs. A new sensation, and he was moaning at the feeling. Then he smelled Percy, God what a glorious smell. The only thing that his brain was screaming was alpha and mine.

“Mine.” Alpha rasped out.  “Mine.” Newt agreed.

  4; mate him

 “Come back to my house with me, Newt. Please, I’d love to mate you sooner than later.”  Percy was leading Newt out of the case, back to real life. And Newt was having a hard time catching up even though he knew what just happened. On top of it Percy wants to mate right now!?

“Alpha, I can’t..” Newt wasn’t sure how to explain it. The Director’s face broke at the rejection. “No, Percy I want you so bad. But it’s just too fast I need a minute.” The alpha took a few steps back and nodded.

“Contact me when you’re ready, omega. I don’t think I can be around you right now and not force you on my knot.” Damn did he really have to get even more slicked at that? And by the way the Director looked at him, he was sure the alpha could smell it.

“Uh, okay alpha..” Newt answered and the man looked ready to drop to his knees. “Fuck, Newt. You’re killing me.” The Director rasped out and quickly left the room. Newt was suddenly hit with the feeling of loneliness he wanted his alpha back, to snuggle and scent. Maybe this waiting wasn’t a good idea..

 ~~

 “Tina, how am I supposed to stay away from him? It feels like everything inside of me is calling to him, and to have him claim me.” Tina patted Newts shoulder in reassurance.

“Its uncommon for alphas and their omegas to not mate right away Newt, I read about it. The alpha and omega genes in both your bodies are calling to mate now that they found each other. Im surprised Boss let you walk away.” Newt took a few sips of tea before answering. He knew everyone mated instantly finding their alphas but he thought it was more of the alphas forcing it not a biology thing.

“He actually walked away when I asked him to.. I don’t think I can last much longer without him. One day is already to much.” His body was fighting with him tooth and nail to have Percy claim him.

“Newt, I have to tell you something.” Tina looked uncomfortable but continued at newts nod. “When Boss got out of the hospital, he asked me to help him court you. Well, he said it was a way to thank you for saving him, but I think along the way it turned into more, maybe even him loving you. From the tea, to the books..  I think he loves you Newt.” She repeated more firmly.

In the back of newts mind he felt it was true. From their bond to just getting to know Percy, he knew she was right.

“Oh. Tina, im so dumb. Forcing us both to wait when we love each other..” he apparated to the directors home before she even responded.

“Alpha?” Newt called out to the quiet home.

“Newton? What are you doing here?” he heard his alphas voice from down the hall. Following it, it led to a huge room with a huge king sized bed in the middle, it smelled so strongly of Percy. It was his mates room, and said mate was in what looked like nothing but grey sweats. Oh gods.

“I uh- Alpha.. Percy I need you.” The director looked fucking edible, and Newt just wanted to spread his growingly wet legs for him. The Director took a deep inhale in and growled lowly, making Newt shiver.

“You want me, omega? Want to be mine forever?” Newt saw his alphas cock start to grow in his sweats, making him get even more slick.

“Yes, please. So bad. Need you.” He whimpered thinking about his alphas huge cock inside him. “Strip baby.” Newt instantly was listening and did as he was told.

“Look at my beautiful omega. Fuck. You’re perfect. Get on all fours on the bed for me baby boy, I need to taste your delicious smelling slick.” He was moaning at the words, and got on the bed, presenting his wet hole.

Graves let out a loud approving growl at the sight. “Been thinking about you presenting to me before I even knew you were omega, baby. And I was right you look fucking prefect spread out for me, dripping. You smell so fucking good.” He alpha leaned in close and look a deep sniff before he buried his face in, licking his omega deep. Newt was an instant mess, gushing more slick and whining for his alpha.

“So good, alpha. So good, I need it, need you. Please. Please, pleaseeee.” Newt chanted and his inner alpha was growling in triumph. He licked deep and fast as Newt rocked back on his face. There was slick covering his face and dripping on his bed, and he couldn’t be more proud. He leaned back when the ache in his cock was too much to take between the taste and Newt begging so beautifully, he quickly took off his sweats.

“Need to be inside you, baby boy. Need to claim you. Okay?” he was rubbing his cockhead up and down Newts opening rubbing slick all over himself.

“Yes, yes, yes. Please alpha! Claim me please. I need you, so empty.” Newt was a sobbing mess his legs trembling.

“Ganna knot you so good, fill you with come nice and deep.” He was groaning as he slowly pushed in, giving Newt time to get used to his size.

“SO big, oh gods.” Newt gushed another wave of slick as Percy pinched one of his nipples, sliding the rest of the way in. He sat still as Newt screamed out, sobbing. “So good!”

Percy started to rock his hips growing faster as Newt seemed to be sucking him in deeper. “You’re so fucking tight baby. I fucking love it. Not ganna last, fuck.” The director was mindless pounding into Newt, making him scramble to stay up right on his knees.

“Gods. So good, alpha. Please, please let me come. Claim me, please.” Newts begging started to bring him close to the edge.

“Such a good boy. Being so good for your alpha. Fuck, you ready omega?” he could feel his knot starting to swell.

“YES, please alpha!” and then there was teeth at Newts neck, claiming him and knotting him all at once. He was feeling deep pleasure and then there was blackness.

Percy felt their bond fully connect at the bite, and he felt his omega come around his knot at the same time, making him growl in his mates neck. Percy grabbed Newts limp body rearranging him so they could be comfortable while his knot went down. After a minute or two of no response from Newt Percy nudged his mate. “Baby boy, are you okay?”

There was a few more seconds of silence, “M’fine. Too good, think I passed out.” Newt was snuggling close to Percy inhaling the smell of them together, mated. It felt complete, he wasn’t even aware how badly he needed this.

“Newt, I uhm wanted to say this before but I love you so much. Thank you for letting me mate you.” The Director buried his face in Newts neck licking their bonding mark.

“I love you to Percy.” Newt sighed out sleepy the blushed; “Can we do that again?”

The alpha felt proud of his little mate. “Anytime, my love.”

 *

the end 

probably

[nwar101010-blog]

Watching Mean Girls for the first time

Time for a live blog Oh hey it's the dad from The Middle She was homeschooled like me! She is??? Just like me actually Also traveled a lot I feel like that school bus will be relevant later !!! Tina Fey! I SEE A ROMANCE COMIN definitely a romance I'm feelin it And people mispronounce her name????? Me as hell Just assuming everyone black is African???? OKAY SUSPICIOUS I really relate to her like a LOT I was roommate's with The Plastics Regina seems nice, I like her maybe Ok also suspicious I know these girls tho I know this trap they're setting Ok these """"friends"""" seem really cruel also? Like is it supposed to be better because they're cruel upfront??? I feel her so much on this crush thing This is me w Spanish Crush Guy I feel like this is only working out for her because she's thin and attractive? My homeschooled ass would not be able to manage this Ok Regina may be mean but that was smart AF Me w all the rich people I know Ok but she still has Avril Lavigne posters so she is still going to look back on these years w cringe face "I DONT STEAL" I RELATE TO HER SO MUCH Tina Fey is wonderful I really feel Kady's upstanding morals I also feel her flirting techniques AND HER THINKING HE WAS WRONG WHILE ASKING HIS ADVICE I also feel her dedication to authentic costuming I once embarrassed the hell out of myself being a very accurate Gene Wilder Willy Wonka once OOOH BACK FUCKIN FIRED BITCH this is the worst scene in any movie ever SHE KISSED HIM I feel like this a bit of a misunderstanding and they're overreacting This movie is quite sexist and racist? I'd like to point it out? Okay she is homeschooled not a literal animal thanks stop dehumanizing homeschooled kids YAAAAS BITCH ANYTHING YOU DO WITH CONFIDENCE AND YOU WILL SUCCEED FOR SURE I am really feeling her style today it is super cute I love the ribbon and cardigan Okay yeah for sure the """"good"""" people are not actually good people they're being assholes? I hate the "don't tell her I told you" shit more than anything else in the world Fuck it up Kevin G Get it Janis WHAT WHAT THIS IS WHAT GOES ON IN PUBLIC SCHHOOL HAHAHHAHA STEREO IN DA FACE that's it Kady improvise I like your style I feel this for lit class lol this is exactly what lit class is like I WAS DEFINITELY ROOMMATES WITH REGINA GEORGE "I could hate her and still want her to like me" honey that's abuse I feel that She's changing her speech patterns to mimic them btw She's pretending to be dumb? No please no YAS THE KISSSSSS I FEEL THE WORD VOMIT THING TOO "It's like I have ESPN or something" OKAY SHE DID NOT LOSE HER "hot" BODY AMANDA SEYFRIED I'm sorry I've just been trying to remember that the whole movie Oh my god so they just set out to destroy Regina's whole life? Okay these "good" people are fucking evil and disgusting You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain Is she going for the 60s gogo dancer look? SHOTS KADY????? Go to parties don't host them Regina is me rollin up to the party in a puffy jacket and already suspicious NOT THE PLASTIC GIRL I FELL IN LOVE WITH I FELL IN LOEV WITH A CHILD ON AN ELEPHANT she's gotta be a virgin right? Yes definitely she is I said actual vomit just when she said actual vomit lol I AM DAMIAN "Janis I cannot stop this car I have a curfew" Oh wow that's a cool painting Ooh a hate girls that scream like that I saw that coming for sure OH SHE IS SMART Regina is very smart I will give her that The "oooh" sound that public schoolers make when something happens I recall that from my one year of charter school I love Karen so much Okay she is going to regret getting rid of so many posters in one place Nevermind I guess she had enough posters "Made out with a hot dog? That was one time!" Me as hell I really do love Karen Good use of thematic African music ME Public schoolers will literally kill each other over nothing this is actual fact Regina: Chaotic evil Yeah this is definitely quite a racist movie? I've never seen any public schoolers actual enthusiastic about a prom I relate to Tina Fey too It is a self esteem problem, none of them feel good enough and they need to tear girls down it's a classic internalized sexism resort Definitely a racist movie This feels really personal for a school function? I LOVE KAREN SO MYCH What the hell is this? I really like Gretchen's style Oh Karen! *cheery tune* who else but Karen?! She gets hit by a bus here right? I recognize the shirt Yup I knew it High school is full of rumors That's a plot hole; the only damage of that entire house party is that the cases are under the sink? Does she just not talk to her parents or what? I can't imagine my parents not knowing I'm failing Wow good job w the full circle thing "What are marijuana tablets" lmao And full circle with "thanks" to him saying nerd I FUCKING LOVE KAREN SO MUCH God fucking khakis Kady really pls no That's my parents since I've never been grounded lmao Yeah it's sexist You are also snaggletoothed young Lindsey Lohan Oh so that's where "the limit does not exist" thing comes from I feel you principle "And winner of two gift certificates to the walker brothers pancake house" lmao Aww that must feel so good for her parents tho bc homeschool parents always worry they're not making normal kids That's a lot of pieces of tiara Why do you still want to be friends with Janis what The ever loving fuck?????? She's evil????? AND LOVE FOR TINA FEY TOO I screamed wtf when Janis and Damian kissed lmao Karen is my spirit animal I want "girl world at peace" What the fuck is up with this movie THATS THE END WHAT THE FUCK