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i-need-air · 4 years ago

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Hybrid!AU Wolf!Bakugou Katsuki HCs Part 2.

Summary: Part 2 is here! While in part 1 it was mostly adoption and how he'd behave with you as a roommate, part two is him ✨ realizing things ✨ followed by how he'd be in a romantic relationship.

Word Count: 2k words [ oops, I did it again ]

Notes: So I said it'll be out in a few days but three [3] people asked me for part 2 and I'm a sucker soooooooo!! I could've just written a long ass fic but whatever, I thought I'd make it shorter in headcanons... hah lol right. Enjoy!

Part 1 here!

× he's a wild wolf so he's very active; like you need to understand he needs to go outside if not he'd get impatient, more aggressive, snappy, so once you took him on an easy hiking trail near your house and he loved it so once or twice a month you both go together to different places [ he demands it ]

× it's hard to keep up with him bc he's literally genetically engineered to be better than any very fit human being but he slows down for you

× morning runs at 5 a.m. bc he's insane

× is also a grandpa

× watched all documentaries on any streaming platform you could provide to him, also loves reading

× as months pass and you start to have your routine in order, word comes to you that an acquaintance is looking for a security guard at his mechanical shop two streets away from your house

× you casually mentioned it to Bakugou because he was starting to act anxious whenever you'd leave the house, so you assumed he was extra bored

× seriously, the house was spotlessly cleaned, he cooked amazingly and was occupied with your old laptop and going around the city to explore, but you guessed he wanted more independence?

× little did you know you were right but so wrong lol

× so Bakugou stared at you intensely and asked "Where?"

× it was as easy as telling him the location, him nodding and you thought he'd consider it; you didn't put any pressure on him because he already did so much to help around anyway

× well guess what bitch, next day he comes up to you saying you gotta co-sign his contract [cuz fuck society] meaning he got the job

× he was perfect for it because tall, intimidating, muscular wolf guy? who'd even mess with him? do they have a death wish?

× well, even before this he started to be... soft

× but once you really did show him you support whatever he wants to do, you give him his freedom and liberty of choice, he just reaaally changes, man

× he gets touchy, like his hands stay one second longer on your skin, he uses any excuse to have them on you, even his eyes follow you everywhere

× like c'mon, it's obvious but you didn't wanna put too much thought into it because we're respectful here

× not like you had a big fat crush on him and slowly started to realize it too

× sike bitch he knows

× you think his super-hearing didn't catch the way your heartbeat spikes up every single time he touches you? *please*

× i think he knows before you know

× meanwhile he is working to discover his feelings too

× so your relationship slowly turns into a couple's like relationship but without anything official and of course no kissing or such [ sadly ]

× would get jealous easily

× basically because nothing is talked between you two and deep down is insecure

× why the hell do you smell like other people? was it just a hug or something else? hell, why would you even hug people when he's right there??? just ask and don't touch some extras????

× another thing he does is getting very close to you while you talk to somebody else; scoffs and glares at them too

× ok so!! gifts! he really appreciates any gift you give him but scolds you if you do because you genuinely don't need to do that

× of course he just scolds you and calls you an idiot so I do hope you already learned his language

× it basically means that you shouldn't have done it, he's really grateful but seriously you shouldn't have

× like that one time you saved up money to get him a good computer and he forgot how to speak for like an hour

× the softest thank you ever afterwards

× still sounded rough but he was shocked as fuck

× one thing that remained in your brain were his friends, as sometimes he'd mention them

× so you took it upon yourself to find them, of course with his permission

× gets genuinely overwhelmed and plays it off saying he wouldn't mind knowing where those idiots ended but you didn't miss the way his voice trembled

× for you to find them you needed names and any information he could provide so that's when he, after a long silence and a mesmerized look on his face, started really talking about his life

× which was fucked; won't get much into detail but he was indeed in a fighting ring, people came and bet on whoever was stronger, he even had to fight his friends, everything was filled with abuse and their conditions were subhuman...

× just overall awful

× you couldn't help but hug him tight, feeling him shake in your arms

× with a hesitant voice he asked if you really did think there was a chance to find them

× just couldn't believe how amazing he felt in your arms

× or how your determination that night made his heart clench and took a big weight off his shoulders

× anywho;;;; after his first paycheck he takes you out on cute dates

× never calls them that, just demands you dress up [helps you out cuz boy got style] and takes you to a nice coffee shop or something

× AND on your fifth not date cuz you're not official but there's this weird tension between you date he finally kinda s n a p s

× you honestly didn't expect the waiter to flirt with you, he came out as very pushy and even if you were a lil uncomfortable you smiled and brushed it off

× when the waiter suggested giving you his number the sandy blond hybrid growled

× which i shit you not made the whole coffee shop freeze

× and you froze too

× but neither of you could say anything because the oblivious fuck kept talking

× basically joking about how you should keep your pet in a leash, to which you got up, threw some money on the table, grabbed Bakugou by the hand and leave before he'd rip someone's head off

× it only took you to touch Bakugou's arm to calm him down as he followed behind you wordlessly

× so you stood outside, angry, deep red eyes on your figure

× and silence

× his hand still in yours

× it was warm and amazing and you felt angry but your heart was beating loudly; angry at the waiter that you wanted to go full Karen on and get fired but excited because that growl shook you to the core, as if you could tell it was territorial and it was because of that pig flirting with you and did Bakugou Katsuki just lace his fingers with you?!

× "Oi." he interrupted your thoughts

× he turned your frame towards him and pulled you [kinda harshly] into him

× you'd make a comment about it but brain empty, just Bakugou Katsuki blushing

× "You're mine, you get it?"

× skdjflglykshs

× it sounded like he asked but it was a demand so oops you're his now ok bye

× like I said, boy isn't dumb so he lowkey knew you felt something too

× legit from there on he's just soft as fuck

× has a hard time opening up but visibly tries for you

× still continues to be a pain in the ass, Bakugou Style, but with a loving teasing attitude behind it

× his eyes give him away all the time

× they shine whenever you're in his field of view so congrats because, and this is the best part:

× WOLVES MATE FOREVER 💕💓💞💗💝💟

× oh yeah, he's yours, no takebacks

× he isn't one to half-ass the relationship; you're his now and he'll do anything for you

× big time touch starved it hurts

× because he is shy

× so whenever you introduce him to hand holding and cuddles, he can't get enough

× not big on PDA [ and not recommended since human-hybrid relationships are kiiiinda frowned upon but it's getting better ]

× although at home it's another deal

× seriously cuddle him; he's big into the protector vibe so he's a big spoon almost exclusively unless it's to sleep on top of you

× speaking of! accept that even if your relationship isn't that intimate, he'd still hint about sleeping together in the same bed

× so you better catch on when he does because he'll just click his tongue and call you needy

× while dragging you to bed

× sleeps holding you, his nose in your hair or in the crook of your neck

× unless it's summer then stay on your side 💅

× you know those kisses that just scream "I can't get enough of you"? that's his whole kissing vibe in a sentence

× hell, even the gentlest kiss gives that vibe away and it'll 100% leave you breathless

× doesn't have experience but is a very fast learner

× pays very close attention to your body language

× really into biting your skin enough to leave marks

× wear his hoodies

× no, I'm fucking serious, wear them now

× his chest puffs and he turns into a blushing mess when you do it the first times because his scent is on you

× scenting is a big thing for him so of course he's gonna love it

× 10x more territorial because now he has a mate to protect

× jealous but trusts you

× still very jealous though

× let's all pretend he is definitely not scenting you before you go out because it's in his nature and it is embarrassing

× the first time he tells you he loves you it's when he's feeling vulnerable

× the search for his friends is still on-going, he feels less than adequate as a providing mate, is pissed at the world for treating him like an inferior animal when they created him, everything is piled on his shoulders and whenever than happens he closes off

× you notice immediately

× will not tell you at first

× it's only when you go to bed and he turns his back to you when you really know it's bad

× even if you fought before, he'd angrily snuggle you at night-time

× now it's so different

× hug him, whisper sweet nothings in his ear, pull a blanket all over you both and big spoon him, he'd start shaking and talking in no time

× will hide his tears from you but you'd know

× "You're the best fucking thing that happened to me, [Y/N]... I—... Shit... I love you so much."

× neither of you slept that night

× excuse you? drink some water and pray to jesus;;; you talked about feelings, ok? communication is key in a relationship, puh-lease

× [ i have this whole nsfw hcs post already cookin in my brain so maybe I'll make it happen cuz y'all know he has a mating season and all that comes with it 👀 ]

× back to being children of jesus here

× thanks the moon, the heavens and all the gods for putting you in his life; boy didn't believe in destiny but deep down he thinks you were meant to be

× you still better wash the dishes or you'll get your ass kicked.

Extra:

× you did find some of his friends, little by little, and even if he acted nonchalant, like k das cool, it was obvious he was extremely happy

× so they did get adopted too

× you got in contact with them on social media and they were all very excited about meeting

× so it was a chaotic meeting with a dog hybrid called Kirishima and a mouse like vibrat yellow guy called Kaminari

× they all were looking for Bakugou too since they were very worried about where he ended

× Kirishima shed manly tears when seeing Bakugou

× as they instantly welcomed you in their small group, they informed you both that the majority of the squad was adopted and they're in contact, while they're still actively looking for the others

× cue to the softest expression you've seen on Bakugou in public followed by "That's good"

× silence

× shock and silence

× Kaminari turning to you and whispering "You did this" with a hand on his heart, lips trembling as he wiped an imaginary tear

× insert instantly snappy Bakugou

× when everyone laughed and continued to make plans to meet up with the others, he just looked at you conversing with them, soft expression again on his features and his chest warming

× "Oh! Look, he's doing it again! Quick, take a pictur—"

× "SHINE!"

#bakugou katsuki x reader #noirewrites #hybrid!bakugou #hybrid!au #bakugou x reader #bakugou headcanons #bnha x reader

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guns-in-the-desert · 4 years ago

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Prussia NSFW A-Z

A= Aftercare

Cleans the sheets immediately, gives you a bath, changes the sheets, and y’all just cuddle.

B= Body Part

Another titty guy, he’s duper aggressive with them, is absolutely obsessed with biting your boobs, they're always covered in bruises. On him he likes everything, as we know his milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.

C= Cum

A disgusting motherfucker, everywhere, he wants you covered in it, he wants it coming out of your nose (and that’s on an angry dragon), he got it in your eye once and he just laughed at your pain. Don't worry though he clean everything thoroughly

D= Dirty secret

He let Hungary peg him once, never again, he’s traumatized, he just doesn’t know how Austria enjoys that.

E= Experience

Has HELLA experience, he stays “baggin’ bitches” it's kind of he thing, he’s been around a long time, and Prussia’s been dissolved for years what else does he have to do.

F= Favorite Position

I hope you're flexible, that’s it.

G= Goofy (is he more serious or goofy in bed)

It really depends how he’s feeling, sometimes he cracks jokes the whole time, other’s he doesn't even speak, you just know.

H= Hair

Is completely bare, he shaves regularly so it’s not a hassle later, expects you to do the same.

I= Intimacy

He’s not intimate at all, he’s having a whole ass three hour comedy show, or bullying you, there is no inbetween.

J= Jack off

He does it all the time and tells you whenever he does it just be like “I did something you're not allowed to.” he’s so damn mean.

K= Kink

EVERY-DAMN-THING he’s nasty, like he loves most bodily fluids (and I hate that), is into age play, not all the time though just on occasion. Is a top, so don’t get it fucked up, will fuck you up, Impact play specifically Flogging. Just a mess really.

L= Location

Everywhere, not even in everywhere in the house, y’all have straight just broken the law at times, but it’s fine, you only got caught once.

M= Motivation

Is always ready to fuck, doesn’t matter where, doesn't matter when. He’s always DTF.

N= No

No scat or pegging (or anything that even vaguely suggests he sub in anyway), that’s it,

O= Oral

Prefers receiving, but doesn't disappoint is a solid 7.5/10 when it comes to giving he is very precise, so it can get quite repetitive but it feels good so… when you blow him don't use hands, he believes it’s cheating

P= Pace

Could give sonic a run for his money, honestly look out.

Q= Quickies

Likes to tease so isn't the biggest fan unless he’s fucking your face.

R= Risk

Is willing to risk it all, unless there are minors present, but that really is his only restriction.

S= Stamina

Could go on for hours (with about 15-20 min breaks in between a few rounds) on end, scratch that, all motherfucking night.

T= Toys

Is a firm believer, in you only need me, so unless it’s like paddle, handcuffs, ect., he’s having none of it, no vibrators, dildos, ect.

U= Unfair

The biggest will hold of your orgasm for hours just for fun, but don’t worry he makes up for all the ones you've missed

V= Volume

Isn't loud, kinda sucks at dirty talk but he thinks he’s amazing at it, and you CANNOT convince him otherwise

W= Wild Card

You know how I said y’all got caught once, it was in a hotel pool, for those of you who don't know, water creates suction. He essentially got stuck inside of you, and y’all had to call for help, it didn’t take too long and the hotel staff wouldn’t have pressed charges if Gilbert wasn’t wasn’t such A dick. He was like “I bet you salty cuz my dicks bigger than yours.” and “My girl is hotter than any girl you've ever been with.” Completely unprovoked, in fact that man just saved you. In conclusion y’all didn’t have to get arrested but y’all did

X= X-Ray

BIG ASS DICK, five meters is an exaggeration but 7 inches ain’t, uncut

Y= Yearning

Is number 6 on my top 10 highest sex drive list, which once again says alot about the people above him

Z= ZZZ (How quickly does he fall asleep after?)

This man does not sleep, like at all. Cuddles you until you sleep, and just does extra cleaning.

HELLO, these are honestly my favorite write so I’m a happy to post this, also a reminder request are currently closed.

Up next: Nordics reaction to s/o being hit on

#hetalia #hetalia x reader #aph #prussia x reader #aph prussia #prussia #prussia smut #prussia headcanons #hetalia prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #gilbert x reader #prussia reactions #hetalia headcanons #hetalia smut #Gilbert smut

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f1nalboys · 3 years ago

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this is my ‘the collector’ live post i’m gonna edit it as i go and post it once i’m done so i don’t bombard y’all

-the mfs in the beginning deserve to die bc who walks around in their pitch black house 🙄

-ew these opening credits….. maybe i just don’t like the music choice but i’m like 😡

-ok so arkin knows the family i guess? idk

-he’s so sexy i want him so bad y’all…… i would FUCK him so god damn hard y’all wouldn’t believe it

-jill shut the actual fuck up PLEASE

-arkin why don’t you come in my box 😝😝 if u get what i’m saying babe

-his wife is kinda sexy hehe

-milf and dilf powercouple

-arkinnnnnn ur a little thief but ur sexy so it’s fine

-the collecter walks like a fruit i know that bc i walk the same

-waiting for the sexy sexy scene of arkin when he gets his face grabbed by asa and he looks breedable

-damnnnn he’s fucking michael up 😭 asa ur a lil monster fr

-15-24-7 everyone remember that ok

-most fucked uo thing asas done so far is breathe in that lady’s face bc i just know his breath is rank as fuck

-not arkin searching through all of the drawers like mf he SAID the bottom one. ur wasting time

-ngl to yall id get the rock and just fuck off there’s no way i’d even try to help these folks 😐 does that make me evil….it’s just like,,,, i can’t help! at all! i’d try but id lowkey just look for a way out 😭 i’d die regardless i guess

-ok maybe id try to help instead of just leaving but idk 🙄

-NOOO THE POIR CAT STUCK IN THE ACID????? WHAT THE FUCK THIS MANS EVIL

-this yalls man fr 🤔

-NOO THE CAT GOT SLICED IN FUCKING HALF I HATE IT HERE

-arkin yelling at the lady while she’s getting tortured LMFAO

-jill avoiding all the traps cuz she’s horny JFJSJDJ

-EW THE WAY HE LIVKED HIS LIPS WATCHING JILL GET FUCKED?,, FREAKAZOID

-there’s sm nipple in this movie

-asa is such a weird little freak LMAO

-THE BEAR TRAPS??? what is wrong w him omg

-arkin just leave babe y’all could not fucking catch me here any longer than that lol

-arkin is too good i don’t give a fuck abt that little girl tbh

-not them electrocuting the wrong guy

-also how tf is asa unable to locate or kill the little girl??? mf how many people have u tortured and kidnapped at this point???????

-RUN ARKIN RUNNNNN

-HES RLLY USING TGE MFS HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM

-r these noises fucking asa screaming??

-HERES TGE SEXY SCENE IF BREEDABLE ARKIN LETS GOOOOOO

-personally i think asa has too much time in hands like how long do y’all think it took to set up all those traps??? my man needs a hobby i think

-he only takes one fr

-sorry it happened to be u sexy arkin lover babe

-IS HE PURRING

-asa furry confirmed????

-i think there r nicer ways to wake him up rather than cutting his forehead asa

-no ass on him that’s why he’s a serial killer

-is he digging out his teeth w the chisel???

-i like the effects on asas eyes

-the way arkin had to be homophobic to get asa to come back and beat him up sir that’s the por calling the kettle black ain’t it

-i mean if asa rlly wanted to fuck him up he could’ve just killed the girl

-or try to get bugs to eat through his stomach, that works to i guess

-asas evil little dogs damn

-arkin let me fix u up babe plssss i’ll take care of u hehehe

-the random noises they put over asa is so weird like what is he doing

-is the dog gotta eat this little girl 😭

-arkin hurry up bitch let’s GO

-this is why i’m a cat person

-HE LIT THE DOG ON FIRE 😧

-the stuffed fake dog was rlly something tho

-isn’t there 2 open windows upstairs? why don’t they go through those???

-HAHAHA he got stabbed by the knife chandelier 😝

-HIS WAILS OF PAIN LFJWJCNWONFKWJDJSJS THATS SO FUNNY

-NOT THE POLICE CAR RUNNING ARKIN OVER COSNCINWIDJE

-wonder what happened to arkin a daughter and gf ex lady

-the added the scream from asa like he’s in the fire or something

-also this little girl has GOT to have extreme ptsd from this

-THE AMBULANCE???? also damn arkin was strapped in tight tryna save the emt

-asa is so extra taking arkin w him like man u could’ve just killed him then and there 🙄

-how tf did he survive the knife thing tho 🤔 if it was anyone else they’d be deadzo…. anyways time to go watch the collection hehe

#the collector #the collector 2009 #asa emory #arkin

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sugar-petals · 4 years ago

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Baekhyun Doms You: Ending Up Laughing

↳⎡NOTE.⎦thought this’d be an interesting concept & a different side to smut: what if you try things out and it’s both not your thing? w/ a humorous twist and subby bf moments sprinkled in 😄

♡ words. 4k

+ tags ⚠️ pwp hc, bondage, throatfucking, graphic, cum play, unsafe/clumsy practice: do not recreate, degradation, biting, masochist bbh, domme!reader switches unsuccessfully, whips, hair-pulling

imagine that. a wide-eyed baekhyun pacing and tiptoeing in front of your toy shelf, trying to pick a riding crop he fancies. it takes five minutes and several ‘uhh, ohh’ confused puppy noises until he’s able to decide which one he’s taking.

...literally even if he knows exactly which one does what. you’ve used all of them on him.

meanwhile, you take three seconds flat to pull out one that fits your mood and proceed to edge the living shit out of him. yes, without literal further ado. teasing his dick and marking his thighs and doing all kinds of delicious things.

he’s still going back and forth in his head without having even started out. cutely tapping and swaying from one foot to the other.

it’s like he’s back to school. priceless.

what’s even more hilarious: baekhyun practices random mean facial expressions while trying to decide. he doesn’t seem to be sure what character he’s going for. it feels like he’s rehearsing for a concert or photoshoot, even. absolutely fascinating to watch.

i mean he’s absolutely photogenic no doubt about that but

you’re sitting on the bed waiting naked like okay is this gonna be william shakespeare deluxe or what is kyoong channelling over there

“um... i think i got it! this one, okay? i’m ready!”

finally he walks over, strutting with his nose in the air and his eyes glaring, muscles tense, a mysterious bad boy charm about him, whip ready to sting, lips tight and punitive...

....and hits his pinky toe on the bed

oh the pain

great master baekhyun flops headfirst into the sheets processing the existential cruelty of bedpost pinewood and needs head pats to recover

lots of head pats

at least twenty of them

so many head pats

more time passes until kyoong is back in character i guess

you probably could have listened to exo’s whole discography in the meantime

and knitted a rug for taemin’s new flat

anyway

baekhyun tries to act very confidently finally getting into it

adopting a sharp ‘hmph’ kind of tone

endlessly teasing your back and thighs with the riding crop

so far so good sir pinky toe

but he just goes on and on

you could actually crochet a pair of socks for chen’s daughter now that you think about it

it’s you who has to tell him to get to the point and it’s clear he’s more nervous than he pretends to show

to be fair he’s not the only one

you try to get yourself mentally ready but you find yourself giving him actual orders and even correcting his stance five times cuz he’s so wobbly on the mattress like a pupper indeed

baekhyun mumbles to himself and has a hard time fully implementing the advice on posture but tries to aim well regardless. it seems to work at first

but tragically

he ends up with a miss, hitting his own thigh rather than your ass and moans out loud

now you’re the one confused because you were waiting for the whip to come down

but nope it went elsewhere did it

you wonder how he managed to do all that furious fencing in the obsession mv with an aim like that

looks like he’s so submissive, he straight up whips himself

taking matters into his own hands is he. subs these days.

baekhyun keeps on being wobbly on the bed and looks like he ran a marathon already

may i remind you that this guy does 3-hour long concerts and can practice throughout an entire night

... you both agree to immediately scratch that completely after his next flailing strike sends the riding crop flying into his unsuspecting, non-consenting plushie collection

animal cruelty

moving on

you figure that a change of location might be a good idea

baekhyun sits you down on a chair and bashfully stores away the yeeted whip

he vows to never use a riding crop again already and his teddy bears are thankful for it

now the whole plushie village and whole china knows how you don’t do it

next up is rope

what could possibly go wrong

he practiced wrist bondage on his own ankles for five days straight, you really prepared a lot of things to test out together today

and he’s seen you tie him up over and over and over

but whatever it is that he manages to install on your arms

looks like a piece of very experimental modern art that just sold for half a million at sotheby’s

what’s supposed to be a column tie is nothing but a mere... ball

chaotic like baekhyun’s personality. not surprising at all

wait that rhymed

anyhow

even alexander the great couldn’t have cut this gordian knot of a tangly masterpiece

ironically: while baekhyun’s roughly grabbing your chin for an intense kiss... the rope casually falls apart harder than the soviet union in 1991 my loves, you ain’t ready

baekhyun takes ages to notice while he’s teasing and kissing you and ends up sweating bullets when he realizes that the sublime art fell to pieces.

sorry comrade

the fantasy knots and artistic freedom increases even more when it comes to putting a collar and leash on you

and his guy is supposed to be a dog owner? mongryong, instruct your man

baekhyun is a flustered mess trying to fasten it on you even if he tries very hard to be concentrated

maybe it’s because you’re watching him with literal hawk eyes checking every move (...hoping he learned something from you oh my). you’re not really melting into your role either, huh. the only thing melting is your pussy because baekhyun is acting so embarrassed which is the actual turn-on

if that doesn’t give you away

the leash comes off in two minutes time after baekhyun miraculously ties his own hands together with it

how the fuck did that happen

how do you even manage to do that

eager are we

after whipping his own thigh, self-domination 2.0 i guess

so whipping and bondage are off the programme

this has been the most chaotic and hazardous attempt at topping in the history of sm entertainment

and they’re literally called s and m

...humiliation is next

when you planned your session you both figured hey he’s tested and tried by exo’s lively debate culture and he might be able to pull that off

and there are no props involved so he’ll have an easy time right

life is an illusion

you find out he can’t pronounce degrading names clearly because he keeps on stuttering them. which in return makes baekhyun crack up.

carrying on the joke, you correct him every time.

“i want you to repeat after me: stupid, slutty, bitch.”

it ends up as you doing what you always do

teaching and training him while baekhyun either shyly or brattily obliges. you don’t even notice how you’re doing it but from the outside, it’s blatantly obvious.

because your brain is still feeling in domme mode, you also find yourself saying the usual things to him without thinking, even when he grabs you and gives orders. “now bend over! i’m gonna fuck your brains out.” — “okay, cutie!”

which causes baekhyun’s mean face to collapse and he snap out of his command tone immediately, snorting because it’s the last thing he expected

he tries to carry on by punishing you with an actual mouth gag and a harness he can hold onto while fucking you from behind, i mean your pussy is already wet why not

guess what’s gonna ensue

wearing a harness feels kind of strange and new so you wiggle back and forth and all over the place. like what is this, what’s happening. baekhyun’s dick is going into all kinds of directions my friends, the amusement park carousel surely inspired this fucking style right here.

and wearing a gag — there’s a way different person who needs to have this in his chatty mouth.

kai and kyungsoo’s dream would come true and yet you’re the one gagged

something ain’t right

if you’re honest. you’re feeling so weird being on the other end of punishment tonight and not being able to give him any directions. your dom brain is worrying he’s all left to his own devices trying to drive that confused dick home left and right and above and below and diagonal and crosswise.

the fuck

your poor guts my god

what’s worse: his stamina is gonna sneak up behind him and tap on his shoulder like... bro that’s enough pounding for a whole month please spare these balls from deflating please do not break this device

to which your pussy agrees in unison

how are you gonna love your bub day in day out if you’re that sore

there’s nothing more frustrating than being sore and horny with byun baekhyun at your disposal

or a knocked out boyfriend trying to generate at least a sprinkle of semen after getting completely emptied in one go

probably sleeping for three days straight

alright so the harness and gag come off fast oh dear baekhyun clears those away in a heartbeat

that’s another point off the list

the more you know

carousel cringe dicking down type of dominance... bizarre, disorderly, totally erratic, not on the agenda, worst rated on bing

comrade baekhyun keeps on apologizing for making things so messy even if he tries and tries

you’re both so puzzled because you’re used to something so different and need a water chugging pause

baekhyun hasn’t sweated this hard since doing the MAMA choreography

and your pussy has never had to provide this much lubrication at once

where on earth is both of your usual stamina what happened

if a type of sex exhausts you fast and even baekhyun’s balls are suddenly moody you just know you’re wired in the opposite way

safe to say you’re better at giving and baekhyun is better at taking

leave the multidirectional powerfucking to kai or something

and being orderly to xiumin

another rug could have been knitted my friends

moving on dot org

so, you both figure to take it easier and try to go with something he usually does in passing. you know, turning a typical baekhyun habit into something you can try out casually in bed so he can tease you.

that one should work out right?

proceed: teeth action. you seated, him positioning himself above you. after your approval baekhyun pulls your hair back to expose your neck — so he can deliciously bite into it (or so was the plan).

reality: his hand gets tangled up completely.

while he’s busy nibbling and giggling about like a lil’ bunny chomping at a carrot that turns out to be extremely ticklish herself.

in fact, you start squeaking out a wonky high pitch, startling baekhyun’s fine musical ear to the bone by the obvious atonality. did she just try to outsing my vocal range with a creaking whistle note?

mariah carey would cancel you on twitter over this one

that’s how you turn a vicious, possessive bite into an eternal meme

every time either of you go for a neck kiss, you end up imitating each other. baekhyun has immortalized himself as a nervous chomping bunny and you as the vocalist anti-christ

lord have mercy

you miss your old sex life already and it’s only been two hours

cause you see... if baekhyun gives you the chance to bite him? he needs a set of long sleeves, scarves, and an extra soft pillow to sit down on for the next two days

like, no mercy bitch

you get right down to business and ravage him and do it properly until he cums in his pants

sure, the way he uses his tongue now is definitely kinda hot mind you

baekhyun is always good with his singing equipment that doesn’t suddenly change aye

and you keep your eyes closed

but with time you notice that he starts drooling and whimpering. baekhyun’s wet mouth is out there betraying him, huh.

same with your body. your reactions give you away, body language just won’t lie. you have a damn hard time staying still. you wanna do something, you wanna touch and guide baekhyun all over.

and vice versa baekhyun keeps on glitching and doing the same thing he really became a living tumblr gif now

this whole session is just so confusing and laced with all these moments of awkwardness it’s really telling you something about yourself and mister pinky toe’s ideal dynamic

baekhyun can’t even get himself to even lightly slap you properly. and when he does, his delicate hands are just so cute. it’s as if legolas came along, scented in jasmine, elegant and fabulous like it’s a l’oreal commercial

he immediately looks concerned after he manages to do it cleanly and you admit it wasn’t really that exciting a feeling yourself. it felt more like, “um ouch, and?”

needless to say, you’re weirded out if anything, baekhyun smacking and dragging you around as a cold-as-ice dom is just a strange thing to do for both of you

like even exo’s wolf era fashion was more coherent than this carrot fuckery

and those were some of the most intense turtlenecks ever

is there really nothing dominant baekhyun can pull off. come on he’s the genius idol

actually

there’s something that does work out for once

because no rule without exceptions indeed

because hey, you can learn something anyway, it’s the whole point of you going through a list of things to try as a couple

baekhyun is good at doing the more hardcore, faster kind of fingering. who would have thought, totally surprising, revolutionary i know. but that’s where you’re both agreeing hey, there’s some untapped potential you can use for the steamier evenings you have going.

cuz wow, he can get you off with flying colors.

...only to succumb to a malfunctioning bobohu wrist

even baekhyun’s boner for your legs in latex isn’t that stiff

it’s another pause until his hand loosens up again

this poor man just can’t win

and if you’re asking oi hard domming isn’t the only thing you can do

baekhyun trying to summon his inner soft dom: surprise, same old tale. here we go again.

your boyfriend thinks he generally looks way too puppy-like to be your big ole buff daddy taking care of you. oversized sweater, fluffy hair and all.

you say to him well, it’s not that doms can’t wear casual things. but it’s true that you have to feel your role and find yourself believable. regardless of your looks, in fact.

unless your partner really enjoys you dressing up as some kind of dominant hyper-archetype? looking the part is relatively unimportant if you’re absolutely made for dominance you say

pretty eye-opening moment for him

in your roleplay, he caresses and kisses you to the point, he can approach and lead you to do this or that position, don’t be mistaken. and he’s good at making presents, he’s indulging you perfectly well and actually likes doing it. but... it still ends up being more vanilla than not a few hours in. the d/s is out the door almost automatically the longer you do it.

at the end, it leaves you with a feeling of “but err, what now? give the maid outfit to charity?”

baekhyun rubs his neck in search for something else to do, both of you staring at each other with expressions blanker than kyungsoo when a prancing chanyeol is acting up.

how did the quote go again. if you scramble for inspiration, let it be?

it’s exactly that situation when baekhyun soft doms. he can hold you tight and do his thing for a while, but the chemistry of your roles is dwindling into a question mark.

in fact. there’s an uneasy silence as if great mother suho was sitting right beside you critiquing baekhyun’s sugar daddy skills

baekhyun is rich like a motherfucker and can’t even call you ‘my innocent lil’ baby girl’ without looking like he just learned a first grade tonguetwister by heart

you did play your parts with less cracking up, but you clearly tell him that there’s still something strangely clueless and “ah, awkward” (baekhyun’s verdict in response, verbatim) in between the two of you.

when you take care of baekhyun and tuck him in, you hardly run out of ideas. it just goes on and on. even when you played through an entire scene, you both come up with things to extend the scenario because it’s so much fun. you make him a hot chocolate, massage his feet, brush his hair, do some extra light bondage with a silk ribbon around his ankles to make him feel pretty, feed him pizza, have him cuddle up in your lap, pinch his ass, and do some rimming if he’s feeling a bit hornier.

the spoiling is nice at the start, but there’s something missing. you want to lead his hands and really treat him, and do it all the time, and baekhyun really finds himself craving it as well.

baekhyun soft domming quickly turns into — well just normal loving makeouts and gestures. you kiss and touch, there’s nothing hierarchical about it, nothing mega juicy or exciting.

you just don’t get into the groove, you know. there’s nothing particular happening if you try to get into those roles. it doesn’t titillate both of you for an extended period of time, it doesn’t make you curious for more. it’s like... shrug. what about it.

when you usually dominate, you know something hits home when you think about it all day. baekhyun screaming and crying with his legs twitching pops up whenever you close your freaking eyes goddamn.

you make a note to observe whether you’re going about your daily business thinking about how you could be his innocent good girl. following his every whim, making big eyes at him or something.

result: more shaky, ruined baekhyun moaning his soul out in the highest of notes and leaking cum everywhere from getting choked and his face sat on.

daddy baekhyun has simply not crossed your mind. in fact, poor guy no chance to fit in there from the get-go. his particularly whorish, extra subby counterpart is all over your brain cells with his tongue out. and you’re very tempted to grab it between your thumb and index and spit in his mouth for some very good measure. maybe cum in it as well.

um. so there’s that. the more you know.

baekhyun figures as much himself and you try the other side of the equation. oh, oh. here comes hard dom baekhyun.

who gets you on your knees and starts a wild deepthroat session while calling you names. that’s all well and good... nope. your gag reflex decides to yeet some weird coughing facial expressions and reflex cock bites at poor baekhyun who doesn’t know what’s happening. to finish him off completely, you sneeze while having a hiccup and his dick slips out.

... you both safeword at the same time.

that cleanup has scarred you both for life. what the everloving fuck. no more impulse throatfucking in this pure christian household, then.

you’ll stick to lazy, twirling, indulgent blowjobs and the usual ruined orgasms for him — the actually planned ones, jesus christ.

like seriously. you invented a whole new language with those confused gargling noises and that wasn’t french, it was advanced level klingon. baekhyun repeats asking if you’re okay and you’re still stuck realizing oh hell, that was not pretty. off the bucket list, you like sucking him off but this style just doesn’t come natural to you.

the popsicles you could train yourself with are usually gone from the freezer within a day after getting the groceries. baekhyun is wholeheartedly addicted to them.

he loves cheating on his diet since you told him his fully cheeks are your emotional support squish and kiss pillows, so.

baekhyun rightfully insists he’s better at eating pussy the wild way in the first place — and that you have no business choking on his dick like you’re on hot ones eating the world’s spiciest whatever is trending now.

or actually... baekhyun’s dick can’t be compared to a chili pepper if we’re doing a choking analogy alright. that just doesn’t fit his promotion concept. cinnamon stick is more like it.

ever saw one of these terrible cinnamon spoon videos where reckless people try to defeat god by— anyway, you’ve seen them. that’s how you looked like trying to get your mouth fucked. i think god would actually be defeated by how far away from divine elegance that was and you’re so sorry for subjecting baekhyun to this artless display.

cinnamon is still best used in small doses. say, for garnishing a creamy cake or pie y’know.

anyway. you dished up the most butchered attempt at sexy gagging in history and so, baekhyun will preach for days how he’s the one chosen by fate to push down seven big fat inches of your strap still half asleep without even blinking.

... and that his world-class operatic breath control would probably enable him to bury his face in your pussy on mount everest. baekhyun knows that every domme would sell her soul to get a sub as skilled with breathing as him.

...and that he has the official copyright for giving quality slobbery oral with quality smudged tears. as he will demonstrate to you almost daily from then on. king of messy head and going stupid with the tongue acrobatics. ugh, the noises are amazing, too. give him a grammy for his oral sounds.

gotta leave the heavy-duty work to the experts innit.

at dinner, he also poutingly brags how he can make his spit run out of his nose while he’s sucking himself through your entire dildo collection. and blow spit bubbles. and snort his own semen off his thighs and let it drop off his tongue if he’s in a particularly slutty mood. or a creampie. jeez, baekhyun, the wolf of wallstreet is strong in him. you literally have to stop him from showing off because “hey boy, i already know! i’ve seen it last week bro it was good!”

needless to say he’s talking in essays all day because he wants things go back to normal and he doesn’t have to ask twice.

for real, your candy man with the cinnamon stick has been suffering from the love bites and has to retire his cock for two days from the bruising.

mind you. the pain he can deal with. that ain’t the problem. by all means, man. he’s a fucking masochist.

it’s actually more like... submissive you has deactivated his boner and he can’t help it. it’s not you that makes him limp, it’s more like, the klingon choking and the ton of mishaps that just don’t sit right.

baekhyun feels bad about not doing well enough to make both of you have a good time as well which is lowkey heartbreaking. you have to cheer him up with ‘now repeat after me: stupid, slutty bitch’ jokes to make him chuckle at least a bit.

cuz you gotta understand, baekhyun is very ambitious to develop his talents in all areas of life. if there’s a skill he gets stuck with and he can’t work with his potential, that’s so unusual to him.

and you say man, imagine if you were some kind of uber-talented dom. that’d still not make me sneeze any less.

if you dominate him, it feels easy to do. nothing can really ruin the mood, not even when the lube runs out (baekhyun drools enough to make anything slippery okay).

except maybe when xiumin rings on landline because he left his favorite fluffy sweater in the subway and needs to vent about it. my god that’s such a tear-jerking story i’m close to sobbing. this shit could kill literally any boner.

or when your hand cramps up after shoving your fingers down his throat and in his ass for like half an hour which should be ranked first as the saddest anime betrayal of all time but it’s justifiable and you had a lot of fun beforehand.

in other words. only the things outside of your control tend to mess with your femdom business. in and of itself, nothing can kill your vibe except a dying battery obviously.

whereas you trying submission oddly spoils the atmosphere from the inside out and provides a free cringe compilation. like without even doing much, it happens automatically.

baekhyun relishes in dramatically recounting how you both looked like true clowns attempting a rendition of overexpensive, extra tangly contemporary art bondage. hell, not even employed clowns, completely retired ones, struggling to regain their tightrope tricks from summer 1912 when harry houdini was still hot shit in town.

you say oh god, that wasn’t even worth a retired clown’s skillset, clowns work damn hard man. you’d be hardpressed to find any circus artist capable of cracking a whip onto themselves baekhyun-style and moaning out loud because it was this good. seriously. that was one for the books.

if baekhyun tried to set foot in some willy-nilly maledom porn, he’d be capable of firing himself on the first day.

at the end, you just have a good laugh, man. you agree — hey, this ain’t it, but it’s good to know at least. tried and tested, been there, done that. self-whipping and carrot-nibbling and blowjob hiccups.

if you’re both so hopeless and living up to the challenge managed to upset poor mariah carey instead of giving you a hot and steamy time, you very well know where you belong. that’s a good feeling. assuring and a confidence boost for your skills. it makes up for all the clumsiness actually.

exactly because the try-out part was an entire disaster, domming baekhyun will be even more fun, you can’t see it becoming anywhere near boring. it never really was, but now you know where your strong suits are even more so. and — what to avoid, anyway.

no more unsafe practice and teddy whipping under this roof my friend

and something to incorporate more often which is baekhyun unleashing his very creative, pianoesque fingering skills on you.

you have lots of anecdotes to rile each other up as well. or, at least, tease another a bit. your high note was too legendary not to be remembered.

baekhyun will use all of these things against you in a positive way if you get what i mean. he’ll say how you being so strangely vocal made him realize just how commanding and compelling your sexy time voice is when you tell him how to kneel, how to kiss, how to revere.

and you teasing him how clumsy a dom he is makes baekhyun more self-assured in his subbing abilities. he knows for a fact you’ve not once roasted him about how well he can use his pretty mouth. cuz it’s the real deal. sloppy, skilled, and eager to please. he’s damn right about that.

hitting his toes has ruined baekhyun’s whole career as a dom and he was mad at first but he did realize that beside the clumsiness, subbing just suits him well as a principle

your experience gives you even more anticipation for all the sex you will have in the future.

you already knew what you both liked. you know it even more now, it’s underlined, it’s a big relieved yes. no more cringey “daddy, daddy, choke me please!” worship. time to make his day and sit on baekhyun’s perfect face to fuck the shit out of it.

or you know, actually land a whip on his juicy boyfriend thighs and listen to those heavenly loud reactions in a dead-on pitch (he usually moans in C minor).

long story short and cinnamon sticks aside. it’s even more fun now. you just love your cute subby boy just as he is. he doesn’t have to try to be anything else or step up his game. he’s so ideal just doing what he does like a real angel.

more subby stuff: m.list + ao3

↳⎡FINAL NOTE⎦i love writing crack lmao i hope you were rolling on the floor like i did 😂 write me your favorite part in the comments so we can laugh again and buy me a ko-fi if you wanna 👍

#baekhyun smut #baekhyun #exo smut #exo #baekhyun x reader #baekhyun hc #sub!baekhyun #baekhyun crack #exo crack #dom!baekhyun #baekhyun headcanon #sub!exo #baekhyun bullet points #exo hc #exo headcanons

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phantomrose96 · 5 years ago

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10 mile new episode rundown:

The new OP is A) an absolute BOP and B) giving me whiplash from the tone shift

-League of Villains dismember Chisaki!! -Boppy Kitschy School Festival Funtime Yay!! -More Pro Heroes Are Dead!!!!!

It’s like the narrative equivalent of the flutes coming in a measure too early

Aizawa turn on your location I just wanna talk

That being said this OP is fucking fantastic it took me like 40 minutes to watch this episode cuz I just kept rewinding the OP like a happy idiot

Gran Torino: “Kurogiri’s quirk is designed for stealth and yet somehow he’s been spotted four times? That’s fishy” Tsukauchi: “Look I stopped bringing into question the League of Dramatic Bitches’ sensibilities when they smashed their fists through a police car and de-limbed a mob boss for funsies. Which they did yesterday.”

On That Day Humanity Received a Grim Reminder

Kurogiri says servants - plural - I don’t think I’m gonna like the explanation for that.

I shouldn’t be laughing but I’m laughing^^^

Just the extra layer of Fuck-You-Deku-ness

Deku: “Mirio is quirkless. Sir is dead. All Might’s gonna die. Can this day get any worse?” League of Villains: -sticks their Chisaki’s leggy up-

I’m thinking back to the Training Camp arc when Deku saved Kota and immediately pawned him off on Aizawa and what I mean is BNHA as a whole is just like *hands Aizawa a small child* *hands Aizawa a small child* *hands Aizawa a small child*

MAN you know Night Eye’s whole character really just served to knock Deku’s legs out from under him huh? Sir be like, “You’re not good enough to be All Might. Also you stole that future from Mirio. Speaking of stealing from Mirio he lost his quirk. And speaking of Futures All Might is gonna die horrifically. And speaking of dying horrifically I’m gonna do just that and you’re gonna kinda think it was your fault.”

Deku... offering to give away AfO to Mirio.... let my little boy live.

Mirio shuts him down no-comment. What a good boy. What a star. What a lad.

The cuts between Mirio being Completely Broken, and Mirio putting on a smiling face for Deku’s sake are killing me.

Killing me.

All of Class 1-A gathered being concerned and wholesome is my life blood. They’re good kids, Brent.

I relate to Satou because I, too, try to solve my friends’ emotional troubles by giving them food.

Iida: “EVERYONE!!! IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE QUIET AND GIVE YOUR CLASSMATES PERSONAL SPACE” Deku: “Actually Iida, it’s oka--” Iida: “EXCELLENT BECAUSE I CANNOT BE QUIET NOR GIVE YOU PERSONAL SPACE IT IS AN INTRINSIC FLAW IN WHO I AM AS A PERSON”

They don’t say it, but I’m choosing to believe Iida has extra empathy about the situation given the Stain arc, especially since his brother’s tragedy ended up all over the news too.

Sero Taking One For The Team

I appreciate Kirishima being willing to kind of admit that hes not okay.

My aesthetic is Kaminari heckling Bakugou then getting dropped on his face.

I think this is kind of a self-roast ^^^ the “unlike the rest of you” alluding to how Bakugou has provisional training... unlike the rest of them... He’s angsting about it.

Endeavor: Long time no see... Former #1 Hero All Might... Let’s chat. Present Mic:

Hmmmmm:

The cinnamontography

By which I mean it’s an inverse of the Sports Festival Arc.

Endeavor: “SHOTO! PERFECT! I HAVE TIME TOMORROW TO SEE YOUR TRAININ--” Shoto: -hangs up- Endeavor: “....Ungrateful. Rebellious. Truly he is my most SPITEFUL child...” Toya “Dabi” Todoroki, off on the lam dismembering mob bosses and burning people to death due to a serious case of Fuck Endeavor-itis: “...Yall hear something just now?”

oh i LOVE the Shiketsu dumbasses they are BACK

GO HOME MEAT

In theory there could be someone who occupies top-left but that would require another character beside Todoroki who can stay silent for more than 1.2 seconds

There’s a third axis “dumbass” and they’re all as far along it as possible.

the ED also SLAPS

Using the school festival motif in the ED to hint at things/characters to come is really good and clever??

Bruh that’s Night Eye’s 10 Year Commemorative poster that’s now on Deku’s wall in the ED....

-burned off photo on the Todoroki corkboard in the ED- we GET IT Toya’s MISSING but also yes this DOES cater directly to my interests and i would sell GOVERNMENT SECRETS for a CRUMB of Toya confirmation please do this MORE.

Flat Tsu

Like at first I took it as an issue with perspective but the more I think about it the more I’m like “flat frog. flat flat frog.”

Effervescent.

I love her

#boku no hero academia #bnha #my hero academia #mha #long post #chrissy watches bnha #you say run #i forgot i was tagging my liveblogs with you say run and now im mad #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers

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zawadni · 3 years ago

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Okay, everything I say in this is very basic information about the characters that you find out early in their route or you find out at some point while playing anyone else’s route. Nothing is a heavy spoiler that will ruin the story line.

Julien - sexy as fuck I know, but is a whiny bitch and almost all of the fandom can agree he is a bottom or/and submissive. Of course there are people who head cannon otherwise, and that’s okay. I haven’t played his entire route just cuz he isn’t my type personality wise, but basically he is a wanted man of Vesuvia and a plague doctor. He likes spending his time in bars getting drunk and has been known to be a bit of a bard! However he is INCREDIBLY BOOK SMART! Man can read and write which is really great for someone in this setting, is a doctor, and I think he is bilingual if I remember correctly. That might be a popular head cannon. He is a little flirty if I remember correctly!

Asra - magician, cute lamb dude with a pet snake, IS NOT AN INNOCENT LAMB THOUGH. Technically like the 707 or Mammon of the game and loves you in every route. The MC is his apprentice in every route. We often see him visiting the shop the two of you run for brief periods of time before leaving to a mysterious location on a mysterious quest again. Mischievous and romantic. I have played his entire route and I like it but his reversed end is creepy as hell-

Nadia - the countess. Boss bitch. She is a bad ass bitch but so fucking kind and empathetic at the same time. She actually cares about her people and married into the family, does not have any kids, prefers when the MC is direct with her instead of lying or beating around the bush. Loves to tease.

Muriel - MOUNTAIN OF A GENTLE GIANT OF A MAN! I REPEAT- GENTLE GIANT! Big buff awkward man who lives in the woods alone with his chickens and wolf. Very sweet. Very large. Standoffish and cold at first but he opens up to you. He is pretty shy and doesn’t like big crowds- he has an interesting back story though that I won’t get into here.

Lucio - the dead count of Vesuvia. His death is a little bit a part of the storyline for every route and there is a lot more to the story than you think. HE HAS TWO ADORABLE DOGS! I love his dogs. They are hunting dogs and are absolutely adorable. We see them most in his route and Nadia’s route but they make an appearance in every route, they are characters. He himself is arrogant, self centered, overly confident, thinks he is beloved but everyone kind of finds him annoying, and likes goats. He has good points and so far I like his route. He is very prideful. You might not like him in other people’s routes, you’re not supposed to as he is the antagonist, but I’ve found his route to be pretty interesting so far. I’m also a sucker for a man who loves his dogs- dude he treats his dogs better than anyone else. Yes, he is a ghost technically but again, there is a lot more to that story than you think there is.

Portia - best friend. Bubbly, flirty, and so much fun! She will prioritize you and protect you even if she is just Nadia’s favorite servant. Has a kitty named PeiPei! She loves to laugh and is very curious. She doesn’t mind getting into some mischief. Has a brother.

The Arcana story line it’s self is mostly a romantic tragedy. There are adorable and gorgeous CGs you can get and the paid options I HIGHLY recommend saving up for because I’ve found it to be so worth it. You can obviously go back and replay chapters to see paid options and get cgs I think it just costs a key or something.

The arcana is also mostly just story. There is the wheel you can spin daily where your either get coins or a trinket. Collect the trinkets to unlock 3 specific side stories. After you’ve gotten them all and played them all then you can start selling trinkets. You have to sell them in groups of 10 and every 10 gives you 50 coins.

There is the post card game. It’s a mini board game where you can collect post cards from your favorite characters. You get three plays per day and at most can get one post card per play. I always suggest picking what character you go for based on what character you’re able to get to on the first roll. Once you play the game you’ll understand it better, I’m pretty sure they give you a tutorial. If they don’t, watch someone else playing it on YouTube really quick, it’s not hard concept I am just bad at explaining it which is why I’m in even attempting to right now lol.

And there is the daily coins you get when your log in. Every 7 days, instead of coins you get a tarot reading (that you don’t have to use immediately) that can be performed by Asra, Nadia, or Julien. (The original three game characters)

To get keys, it should give you keys after a set amount of hours. However pretty often they find something to celebrate and will have days of infinite keys or giving us keys and coins. It’ll take a little while but I’ve found that it’s one of the more generous games.

If you’re want to know anything else, I will happily share.

thanks dude

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luci-cunt · 3 years ago

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hey luci not to be an ao3 note but how does homesong end

kajsd;fljkasl;dfjkaslf;asjd I had so many plans man T-T

main points under this [VERY BIG AND BLATANT SPOILER WARNING FOR THE END OF HOMESONG] which unfortunately I doubt I will ever finish T-T

Ok first off

- Kevin and Neil are half-brothers bc Kayleigh and Mary are the same person

- Riko betrays them when they go to kill Livingstone (duh) and it backfires

- Stuart makes an appearance

Basically what was gonna happen is that 1) ppl are confused bc Neil can manifest the keys--which shouldn't be possible, and then they wanna know who his mom is/ parent--and eventually he cracks and tells them Mary and Nathan, but he doesn't give last names but he doesn't need to bc when the wolves hear Nathan they go "not Nathan Wesninski??" and he's like "Are you fucking kidding me" but then they all assume he's lying bc--

ok here's the thing about Kayleigh right?? She was a super powerful witch but she had this specific like, niche?? Brand?? where she would make Wolf-hunters infertile so they couldn't pass down their legacy at all, and Nathan Wesninski was one of the first she did this too. So everyone's like "ok but you look like a carbon copy of him tho, so you have to be his kid--but the only way you're his kid is if she lifted her curse."

Which is when Neil's like "ok well, it's not a thing bc Mary died, like--two years ago, and Kayleigh's probably still alive--"

Which is when Kevin's like-- "[Very specific date that I have not managed to find in Nora's ec or have the time to come up with myself--]??" and everyoen's like "??" but Neil is like "shit wait--how did you guess that???"

But poor Kevin is losing his fucking shit, and he very losely explains that it's the day his tether with his mother snapped--aka the day he was so distraut by not understand what was happening (bc he had no idea--he was with Riko and his tether had never snapped before) that he snapped at Riko, which pissed Riko off so much that he snapped back and broke his hand.

(aye aye it comes full circle)

anyways, then Gordo decides to stick his head in Neil's head--which Neil tentatively agrees to, and they confirm that yup--Mary is Kayleigh, which makes Neil a witch which means he really should not be able to be a wolf too, but Gordo's theory is that since he didn't know about his powers, he wasn't actively using them--which means he's gonna feel some insane pain when he does use them.

And Neil's like "yeah that checks out"

but then it's time to go hunt Livingstone down, which is a whole thing but most importantly Riko drags poor Jean along, and mans is fucked up from doing two locator spells in like one week but they all go to find Livingstone except that when they do Riko has Jean knock everyone out but Jean barely has the power for it and Neil ends up fighting it off so now it's just Riko, Neil, and Livingstone and Riko's like

"hey look! I brought you all these hoes! come work for me!" and Livingstone is like "You're an idiot" AND THEN!

Stuart!

Mans shows up bc Jean used to much power it was like a fuckin beacon and they came to investigate--cuz OOP! GUESS WHO'S A VERY OLD FAMILY OF HUNTERS!?!!?

Aeeeeyyyyeee Stuuuuu

Anyways, they manage to contain Livingstone, Riko, and Neil--but he recognizes Neil--and then he's like "wait a second" and also realizes Neil's a wolf and he gets pissed--which Livingstone uses to his advantage bc he's like "hey guess what--I know how to cure that :)" and Stuart decides to risk it, so he kills Riko, fakes Neil and Livingstones deaths (aka makes it look like Neil went supersonic to kill Livingstone and save the day) and then zips them across teh border.

Queue Livingstone and Neil trying to buy time and figure out how to escape, at least until Neil actually does manage to escape and Livingstone's like "ok now you're gonna get me out too right?" and he's like "no <3" and ditches his ass.

Then he shows up on the Bennet's front lawn in time to go "I lived bitch" and pass out an dyou know what? Good for him.

Then all the foxes and the wolves team up and threaten Stuart enough that he chills out and also kills Livingstone for them.

So yeah! alkdjfl;asdjf

I think that's all the lose ends?? Riko dies very unremarkably btw, alskjdf;laksdjf Stuart just snaps his neck when he tries to interupt him it's great.

Here's my favorite snippet from the outline doc! (it happens right after Neil gets his tether--and I mean like, right after)

Anyways, Neil can’t sleep though, all he can hear is the heartbeats of everyone in the room and every little sound outside feels like his father coming after him

Eventually he just sits up, thinking about going outside but he doesn’t want to leave everyone else inside

But Andrew’s up and dragging him into the kitchen where he makes himself a mug of cocoa and gets Neil a glass of water

They chat a bit, Neil asks why Andrew was willing to lay down his life in that moment and Andrew says it was because he knew Neil wouldn’t do anything.

Neil is DUMB and obvi goes to touch the scratches on Andrew, which Andrew says no to, so Neil just drops his hand and Andrew’s like “see--right there, that’s why.”

Neil’s like “yeah but while I’m a monster it’s different you fucking pleb” and Andrew’s like “but was it? You barely scratched me.”

He takes out the key and hands it to Andrew, explaining that he can feel how it’s the only rock in the river that is Neil now, and if it goes away or gets destroyed he’ll be swept right down with the current

And then the has the auDACITY to say ‘I want you to keep it’

Andrew gets all agro and like ‘I hate you’ but Neil’s like ‘I don’t think so bitch boy--you like me’

And then they almost kiss but Kevin interrupts them with his five am alarm and Andrew tells Neil he needs to sleep and shoves him down onto the couch. He turns on the tv and sits right by Neil’s head, with his back against the couch and sitting on the floor and Neil sleeps feeling the safest he’s ever felt in his life

The next time he wakes up Andrew’s in the same spot and it’s blindingly bright outside

They all get ushered off to the Bennett house and Neil takes Carter’s advice and decides to allow Gordo to dig around inside his head

SO yeah! Homesong! asjkdf;lkjadsfl;jk sorry this is such a long winded explaination and I'm sorry I'm never goign to finish it askdjf;laskdf;ljkasdflkj I love everyone who loved it!!!!! y'all single-handedly killed me <33

#homesong #alskjdflaksjdf been a second since I used that tag #aksdlfj;alsdjf T-T #oh aftg my beloved #and green creek #T-T #luci doesn't shut up

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kmelanin · 4 years ago

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patient-hyunjin request

request- Hi beautiful! Your writing is absolutely amazing and a true gift for black girls! I saw your requests were open and I was wondering if you could write a skz Hyunjin smut like you're a western idol and you come visit korea during ur break cuz he's also on break but you get mad cuz he's always hanging with this gg idol but then you guys makeup and bathtub cuddles. Pleasee and thank you

an/ im so sorry this is late! I hope you enjoy my sloppy writing. :’))))

-Hyunjun posted a photo- You read your phone screen and sigh. You sat back in your seat in the back of your drivers vehicle, on the way to the airport. You were heading back to Korea for your mid-summer break vacation. This would be your first time back since leaving for America five years ago to pursue and further your singing career. Out of all of the people you will be seeing and visiting, your ex best friend is the only person on your mind.

If anyone knew you, they knew about Hyunjin and vise versa. You two were such an unstoppable duo, until exactly five years ago. You always think about his confession, or supposed confession.

--- “You what?” He stands there in front of you his face twisted up as if he was a puppy and you kicked him.

“I'm leaving Korea.” You repeat. He doesn't say anything, just squints his eyes. So you continued. “I have this opportunity to further my career with this company” You continue on explaining yourself.

“What about the companies I showed you?” He asks softly, his voice laced with confusion.

“I told you no in the beginning Hyunjin, they don't want me. Not only am I black, but I'm also one thick ass bitch. It doesn't match up. In the US, I can actually get somewhere.” You try to say everything carefully, trying to read his expression. But it was so hard.

“What about me? You know I can't just leave, and I need you here.” He tries to fight it, fight the reality.

“And what? Just sit on the sidelines, and just say fuck my own wants and dreams?” You ask about getting defensive.

“No, but I- I love you so much. I don't want you to be so far away from me.” He runs his hands through his hair, his frustration showing. “Look, I wanted to tell you this another way. But you, you are the one for me YN. I can't- I'm not ready for you to leave this soon.”

“I can't change anything Hyunjin. I've put you first for so long, it's my turn now.” You are getting heated now. Why can't he understand?

“If you leave, I'll hurt, hurt for a while. And i won't forgive you…” He mumbles, tears running down his face. You didn't even know how to react to it. You knew he would be upset, but trying to manipulate you like this?

“Fuck you, Hwang Hyunjin.” You got up from your seat and left.-----

You regretted leaving him that day, and not saying goodbye before you left for America. But you don't regret going to America. You tried to call him a couple of times since then, but he ignored you, sent you to voicemail. You tried to talk to him through other members, but they just advised you to let him move on.

But you didn't want that, you wanted your best friend. You wanted him to be proud of you, as you are to him.

The only person you've told that you were coming is Felix, and your mother of course. But she's in the US. You didn't want to tell the world, so you could get some peace and quiet.

Once you get off of the plane, you meet up with Felix and he rides with you on the way to your apartment that you have here.

“He’s gonna kill me.” Felix laughs next to you.

“Why do I have a feeling that he's going to kill me too?” You sigh, your nerves are also trying to kill you.

“Ahh, I don't think so. I think he’ll be shocked, but he has definitely changed.” He rolls his eyes.

“Changed? What do you mean?” You ask, tilting your head a bit.

“Everyone but Hyunjin thinks that he just suppressed everything. Like at first you can't tell that anything is wrong, he is good at putting up an act. I mean, that's kinda our job. Right…” He pauses, “ But we know him better than he thinks. Lee thinks that he's waiting, he doesn't want to get over you.”

His words stunned you. You are speechless, did you leaving really hurt him that bad? He definitely hates you.

“I mean, you had to know that the kid has been in love with you since way before debut. God, it was annoying! So i'm not surprised he can hide his feelings so easily, but it's like this time he really got hurt, so he hides a lot more.”

Once you got to your apartment, Felix made sure you got in safely and then had to head to the studio. He did leave Hyunjins location tomorrow night, so that gave you an idea. Supposedly he's going to be at the dance studio, practicing his dance moves. You really have no idea how to confront him, other than to pop up. You've been at this studio before, so it shouldn't be hard to find.

For the rest of the night you take your time and unwind from your travels. You call your manager and let him know you wanted some food in the house and a chef, you needed some homemade Korean food in your life.

You hop in the shower and wash the day away. You don't wash your hair since you had a jet black, fresh wig on. But you do shave everywhere and use some body scrub. After some shower lotion, you love to see your skin glowing.

You put on a silk slip dress and your slippers. You can hear the chef in the kitchen banging things around, making a great meal. You go into the living room and head over to the sound system that you had, it plays whatever music throughout the whole apartment. You put on some softer korean music, and you start to light some candles. Your anxiety levels at the moment, were skyrocketing. But you were trying your best to forget about him for the moment, and get yourself together.

The past five years has definitely made you realize the love you had for this man. But you thought for sure that he hated you, that he wants nothing to do with you. But after hearing Felix, you just needed to see him, and either actually end things or get this friendship back in order. You needed to end these questions that cloud your brain on a daily basis.

After everything you've been through and all the shows you've done, you've never felt this amount of anxiety.You stand in front of the studio, right outside. It was around six at night, and you were really debating on leaving or not. You look at your phone, at the time once again. He should be leaving anytime now.

He was taking forever, or maybe it was the nerves making the time go by so slow. You put your phone away and you walk up the stairs. You open the tinted glass door and step into the air conditioned hallway. You walk down the hallway and turn down the first left. If you remember correctly, this was the right direction. Since the rooms were sound proof, you couldn't hear any music, but you went to the room with the lights on. The one room in the hallway with its lights on.

You take a deep breath and you look through the glass.

You swear your heart stopped. You can see him, but his back was turned to you. You could see his face in the wall tall mirror. He was wiping his face off with a towel, and he had his water bottle in his hand. His hair was longer than you remember, in that beautiful black color. He wore black shorts that went right above his knees and a big white shirt. He also had some black Vans on. How can he make such a simple outfit look so good?

Suddenly, your eyes connect in the mirror and you quickly pull yourself away from the door. You turn around and try and scurry away. But you hear the door swing open and his voice yells out towards you.

“Hey! Stop!” The sound of his deep voice alone has you stopped in your tracks. “Who are you? Stop playing around.” He goes on in Korean. You need to turn around before he thinks you're a fan and calls the cops for stalking. So you do.

You turn around and lower your hood, once again connect your eyes with his. You clench your jaw at the sight of his eyes widening at the sight of you. His mouth falls open, moving around as if he wants to say something. Then his eyes get glossy, and soon start to water.

“Yn?” His voice whispers. Before you could say anything, the door opens and this auburn hair colored girl walks out.

“Oppa?” She squeaks and leans against him. She then spots you and tilts her head, probably wondering who you were.

You sure the hell were wondering who she was. Felix didn't tell me he was seeing anyone, why didn't he tell you?? You didn't know what to feel.

“Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting your dance practice. Text me, and maybe we can catch up while i'm here?” You chose your words carefully then you were out of there.

By the time you were outside there were tears running down your face. Everything is so overwhelming at the moment. Was that his girlfriend? Is that why he ignored all of your messages?

You stay in your apartment for the next couple of days. You just needed time to think about what just happened. You found out the girl he was with is a trainee, and she just debuted. He was always kind and helping people with their dances. But it's been so long, and with the way she was leaning against him...they could be dating, or at least seeing each other.

Your phone starts ringing on your lap. You look down from the movie you were watching and you see Felix's name across your screen.

“Hello?”

“You are so lucky we have nothing going on!” He yells through the phone.

“What?” You are confused.

“Don't ask me what. You knooooow what. You went to see him but then just leaves when he wants to say something.”

“I freaked! He was with some girl and I was interrupting something.”

“If you thought they were dating, you really are stupid.”

“Excuse me-”

“He's on the way to your apartment so I hope you're there.” He cuts you off. “Tell him.” Then he hangs up.

You knew exactly what he was talking about.

You were now at that point in your career where you can locate anywhere in the world and it would mess and disturb anything. So you wanted to relocate your permanent home in Korea. You wanted to tell him in person, hoping for a great reaction. But like usual nothing is going your way. Now you had no choice but to tell him now. Not when you had time to grow another pair of balls.

You quickly run to your room and change your clothes to something that covers a bit more skin, then just some short shorts and a sports bra.

Your doorbell goes off and you take a deep breath. This is it.

You walk to your front door and you open it.

There he stood. He had a striped shirt tucked into some black jeans. A bit of jewelry, hair just perfect. No makeup, but he still seems to just walk out of a magazine.

“Please come in, I'm happy Felix sent you here.” You say softly as you hold your door open wider to let him enter. He comes in and slides his shoes off, leaving him in his black socks. You weren't sure how much he knows, but everything is making you so anxious.

As soon as you shut and lock your door, you were instantly pulled into a back hug. His towering figure practically engulfed you against the wall. His neck was tucked into your neck. You turned around so you can hug him back. You didn't know how much you missed this until now. His hold is so warm and welcoming, especially when he's clinging on to you for dear life. You were so used to seeing Hyunjin the korean kpop idol online, that you almost forgot how much of a baby he was around you. He was always so touchy. It annoyed you before, but now it's the best feeling.

You loosen your grip a bit, because you wanted to see his face. But one of his hands that was on your waist goes up to the back of your head. So as you went to look at him, he pushes your head forward and crashes his plump lips against yours. Utter shock runs through you, freezing your body where you stand.

He pulls away slightly, but comes back leaving a more gentle kiss on your lips. He repeats and repeats. Slowly you realize what the fuck is happening and you kiss him back. You kiss him probably way harder than you intend, but he clearly doesn't mind because he instantly matches your energy. Both of his hands are holding your face gaining that control that he wants.

Hyunjin is hungry, he's been starving ever since you left. He couldn't help himself. He can wait for the words, they can come later. But he has been waiting for this exact moment for what feels like forever.

You needed this to slow down though, you put your hands on his chest and push him away. He listened this time. He even backed away a step, putting himself at a bit of a distance.

“Felix told me that you might have thought there was something going on between that trainee and I. There's not, I promise.” He goes on.

“Oh yea? What else did he tell you?” You ask, crossing your arms.

“Your address.”

“Mhmm, and by that kiss i'm guessing you don't hate me.” You say thinking out loud at this point. Hyunjin frowns and pouts his lips a bit.

“Hate you? I could never hate you.”

“Well, I wanted to tell you this last night, but I felt like I was definitely intruding.” You start, but you don't want to talk much about that since all you could really think about is his lips at this point. “I am relocating my home base here in Korea.” You blurt out. His eyes look away and back to you quickly. His head tilts a bit in confusion. You wait, letting him comprehend what you just said. Then in the next second, his eyes jump in shock. He looks back at you and his mouth falls open.

“You're staying in Korea?” His voice comes out strained. You couldn't say anything from the look on his face. Thank fuck he was right or else he would've been broken all over again. You just nod your head really fast, and brace for impact. Which thankfully you did, he runs the very short distance to you and he scoops you up hugging your body. He spins with you in his arms, and you both laugh.

As soon as he puts you down he grabs your face again and kisses you. This time you kissed back instantly causing the kiss to level up quite a bit. His hands slowly make their way to the back of your head to hold you still as he kisses you deeply. One of his hands runs down to your waist to pull you impossibly close.

“I missed you so fucking much.” He moans against your lips. You couldn't help but to whine at his words. Because God you missed him so much. Your hands mess up his perfect hair as you run them through it.

His lips break away from yours again, and he suddenly bends down and grabs onto your thighs and lifts you up. Your sudden shock doesn't help and he leans you against the wall. He laughs a bit as he comes back in for some more kisses. Once he has a better grip on you. He lifts you off the wall and walks towards the living room.

“Down the hall, first door.” You mumble and kiss down his cheek to his neck so that he can find his way to your room.

He gets to the end of your bed and he drops you on top of it. You let out a small shriek when he does.

“What's with you, you're so aggressive?” You ask laughing a bit. He smiles down at you as he climbs on top.

“Try having the love of your life leave for five years and come back and tell me how you feel.” He mumbles against your ear then kisses it.

“Mhm, I left the love of my life, but now I'm back and I'm staying, so I know that we have all the time in the world.” Your words barely come out and his lips leave marks all over your neck. He rips your top off and starts to leave more.

“Well during this time, I'm going to show you how much i've missed you.” He hooks his fingers into the waistband of your bottoms and he pulls them off. He leans down and leaves baby kisses on your skin, trailing down in between your legs. You let out a shaky breath when he leaves a kiss on you right above your panties.

He didn't waste anymore time and he ripped them off. His tongue touches you first, and a sigh leaves you. Your fingers find his head and you grip on to his hair for dear life, pushing and pulling on his head as he eats you out. He puts one of your legs on his shoulder and he leans up just a bit, so he could get his tongue deeper. Soon his fingers join, making you scream out in utter pleasure. Your lower body was twitching so much, making him hold on to your for damn near dear life.

“Mhm, I can't wait.” He suddenly lets you go and he rips his shirt off, and he leans up and unbuckles his belt. You got distracted by his slightly cared out torso, and so he quickly undoes the rest of his pants and pushes them off. You go to grab onto him, but he stops you and pushes you back. He mounted you and slid his dick against you a couple of times to coat himself in your juices.

“I wanted to taste you too.” You whine a bit, your mind filling with the thoughts of him.

“Like you said, all the time in the world.” He mumbles and takes a peek up at you. He bites his bottom lip as he slowly pushed himself into you. Any response you had to his words, disappeared. This feeling was better than you would've ever thought. You finally have everything you've ever wanted in life.

He leans down on top of you and he thrusts his hips against yours. His arms were flexed on either side of your face. He gazes down at you, his eyes stuck on your lips Your face is scrunched up in pleasure, your mouth falls open in an ‘o’ shape. He takes that chance and kisses you deeply. He slows down his hips, giving you long deep strokes. You could barely keep up with his kisses from the constant bliss you were getting from him.

He pulls away and trails down your neck, marking you up some more, making the ones that were already there, bigger. He kisses down your torso. Before you could whine about him not being on top of you, he quickly flips you over on your stomach. He pulls your hips up making you bring yourself on all fours. The way he was handling you really turned you on. He always was so gentle with you.

His hand pushes your back down a bit, and you arch it as much as you could. He pushes into you again and he bottoms out. He leans over you leaving kisses on your back as he drills into you.

“You aren't going to leave me again? Mhm?” He asks you in a low voice. All you could do is cry out, but you nod your head trying to answer him. He moves your head so it's to the side and he gives you a kiss on your cheek.

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You lay on the bed, your body covered in sweat. Hyunjin gets up and asks you where the bathroom is. Your eyes were closed and you were so close to being asleep. You tell him and he walks off.

He walks into your bathroom and notices everything to set up a nice bubble bath. He was surprised how big of a tub you have.

Once he was done filling it up. He lights the candles that you already have. He walks back to your bed and sees you fast asleep on the bed. He smiles and walks around to the side you are closer to. He leans down and picks you up, startling you.

“Hyunjin, put me down.” You groan. You just want sleep.

“You gotta get cleaned up.” He smiles down at you as he sets you on your feet. Your eyes widen at the view in front of you. He takes a step forward and puts a foot in.

“It's perfect, come here.” He holds a hand out, you quickly take it and he helps you in. You sit down in the warm water. It was perfect, your body easily welcomes the water as you go down. He quickly finds the spot behind you and you. His arms circle around you and he snuggles into your body from behind. You couldn't help but to smile and play with his hair a bit that was on your shoulder.

“I love you so much. It's like all the hard times i've had in the past don't even exist when you're around. As stupid as I sound, plese don't leave me again.”

#hyunjin #stray kids #stray kids oneshot #stay #kpop #kpop fanfic #ambw

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kichimiangra · 4 years ago

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Idea: Post calamity ganon fight the champions are reincarnated. Where have they been? Elsewhere.

With ganon gone Hyrule is less isolated and other countries start having people immigrate in. Link and Zelda go on their own pilgrimage to locate the now reincarnated champions who get to have their own "I don't remember my past life" story arc like Link had with his amnesia.

Zelda and Link go to Gerudo town for something and Link has to stay outside because their luggage got mismatched at the inn and his vai suit got left behind so Zelda has to get him a new one inside.

While Link is waiting in the hot sun he takes a nap and awakens to hear someone arguing with one of the gerudo guards. It's Revali. He was reincarnated as the bestest rito merchant to ever sell anything ever.

He's bitching at the guard cuz he wants in to sell his wares. She tells him to fuck off, no boys allowed, he can go sell his stuff at the oasis bazaar but he don't wanna. He could sell so much more directly to the Gerudo. He's just being a little bitch.

Link recognizes him as Revali and is so happy to see him, but Revali is just like

"....Did I sell you something? Because apparently you really really liked it if you're getting all buddy buddy with me??"

And then Link and Zelda bribe him to go with them on their search for the other champions migrating into hyrule so he joins the quest with funny moments like

Revali: *Sees Vah medoh in the distance* 😐🤨😧!!!!

Link: "That's the face I make when I remember something!"

Zelda: "What do you remember Revali?!"

Revali: *get's a memory but is also still an asshole* "I... could move so much merchandise with that thing!!"

Link: "Fuck you Revali."

So like Revali is 100% not cooperating and he thinks these random memories are fucked up and that his proficiency with a bow is pretty awesome for someone who has never held a bow before, but he's also not telling Link or Zelda about them cuz he's his own man and not some reincarnated hero. Even Link and Zelda start to wonder if he really isn't Revali reincarnated once they start finding the other champions and they're a lot more honest with memories, wierd dreams, feelings of familiarity etc. While Revali's just all

"Nope. Don't remember shit. You got the wrong guy."

But also funny merchant joke moments like

Revali: "And then I will outdo my fiercest rival!"

Link: "Me?"

Revali: "...No! Beedle!"

Or a battle happening and Revali refusing to leave his wares behind and needing to be physically dragged away from his stuff.

Maybe a sequel to that scene where they need item X and Revali is like "Oh I had one of those in my bag. The bag that got left with the Hinox. And all my other wares. LINK."

But then also shippy reaffirming moments like Revali asking Link to teach him how to shoot a bow

Revali: *lying* "Hyrule is a dangerous place it seems. I could probably make plenty of rupees selling weapons for self defense to locals. The bow seems easy enough to learn considering I shot a moblin right between the eyes my first time holding one yesterday. If I'm going to sell them I should know all about using them, wouldn't you think? Would you... teach me?"

#botw revali #botw link #Revalink

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criminal-sen · 4 years ago

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Ugh I miss knitting so much! The eczema on my hands has gotten so bad that I can’t do much of anything other than draw and type. I’m missing work too... I worked a measly six hours yesterday and man I was hurting by the end of it. Luckily, I’m getting an injectable medication soon that’s supposed to clear it up really fast. Had to really press my dermatologist to get it; my lousy insurance wants me to use cream that does absolutely nothing. But I went in on Tues and they took one look at my hands, which had gotten SO MUCH WORSE in the two weeks since I got that fucking cream that they were just like “oh wow will ya look at that! I guess you need real medicine, oops!”

I had to get blood work done to get approved for the med so I was up at 4am working out to get my veins to appear, then driving to three different locations before I found one that accepted walk-ins. The first place had a sign saying NO WALK INS, GO TO (x) LOCATION then I went to the place they indicated where there was a sign also saying no walk ins and the address of yet another location. But luckily the third place actually took me. I was about to flip the fuck out. Then the nurse looked at my arms and was like “um do you drink water?” Bitch you have no idea how hard I worked to get this one tiny little vein to stick up! They managed to get it though. Not that exercising before dawn is a bad thing but I’m glad I don’t have to repeat it just cuz I got stuck with someone who doesn’t know how veins work. Don’t worry, I was really nice to the lady... just, I’ve been through the fucking ringer with blood tests and it gets frustrating watching someone ignore my advice and go for the same flat vein time and time again.

I know I already made a post bitching about this same exact thing so... uh, sorry about that. But like I said, I’m stuck at home and all I can do is screw around on my computer. So I want to vent! I literally don’t have skin on a big part of my thumbs and palms:D

#eczema #knitting #i am complaining

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lonyaledata · 3 years ago

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The salvation of Christianity

The salvation of Christianity The Roman ambassador, in Judea was secretely called "I - government", and was living in the temple that was located in the holy city. He was a proud "single" and a "virgin" that never slept with any women. He was a wanker, that sexually was disappointing. One Judean left winger, a father of a woman, decided to "help him" and to give birth to his son, so he won't disappoint anymore. He told his daughter his secret nickname, "I=gov", and asked her to seduce him, by flattery, and then when he will wank off, to collect his sperm and fertilize herself. She started to hornify the ambassador, and after a few days of flattery the ambassador "broke" and exited his temple, and wanked off. She took his sperm and put in herself. Eventually a son was born, however, the father of the woman, was concerned that he will be punished, because the boy was born without the ambassador awareness, and he decided to conceal the boy, and the story of his birth. They made a circumcision, and told that the boy was just a "Jewish" bastard. Gradually he started rebelling, and said that there is a real "God", and a "False God". "God" is goverment, and government make prophecy of the "future", however not all prophecies come true, and the "disappointing government" is the "false God", and the governement which truely predicts the future, is the "true God". Cheasus was not aware that "God is Government", which are just extalling and "play god", however he talked in favor of his father, the ambassador. The Judean government decided to get rid of the young man who call them "false god", and prove that if they predict his crucifiction, "it happens". He is only a Jew, and nothing will prevent his death, thought the Judean government, the Senedryon. The crucifiction was to find the bastard's real father, and he will be insulted by the crucifiction of his boy, even if he is not aware of his existence. Father and child are emotionally connected, and that is why, usually, the circumcision was made to make sure the buy belongs to the supposed father. He is affected by the son's pain. When Jesus was crucified, the person who was found to be his father was the ambassador, "I=gov". And the soldiers were predicting the only possible future as a result: the destruction of Judea. The Governor, Pontius Pilatus, was meeting the ambassador, and the ambassador said: "Something is hitting me, who is on the cross?" -A bastard, Nazaretty. -Put him off the cross, said the ambassador, and Pontius ordered such way. The soldiers released Jesus and said "go and don't return". The ambassador said: "I was releived, however, I dont want any more prayers of this province. It seems like they bless me, and curse me, and I don't want my poison to be sweetened"."Tell them to put statues in the temple, because everybody knows that God is human, and "not made of stone". And pontius ordered to put statues in the temple. "What?! Statues?! said the Jews, it means that the Romans don't want our prayers! It means war will be! Cuz of cource God is a human, and not a "statue". Let's start the war first, and such way we will harm the Kaiser's feelings, and he might die and then the bigger war will be prevented. And attacked the small Roman force that was settled near the holy city. Pontius and the ambassador, escaped to Rome, by sea. Cheasus, met his students, and said, "I proved that I am son of God, however the false god is still hunting me, and thus I can't accompany you anymore, and leaving to live. And then the students said: "You wasted our time, and you are son of God. You wont get rid of us so fast, we will testify about you in a book. Jesus went away and the students wrote a book about him, "the new testimony". They also were hunted by the false Judean government, and so, escaped north, to the Byzantic Empire. The ambassador, was having nightmares, and the reason for that was unknown. The kings of all the empires wanted to solve the mystery of the ambassador's nightmares, and the Byzantian King met the Jeasus students and read their book. They told that in Judea there is a special young man, who is "son of God" and even escaped the cross. The Byzantian King said, it is good information, and went to the Roman empyre to tell the ambassador the story. He said: "Listen, the salvation of the nightmares is a such. In Judea you have a boy, and the the boy was crucified." -"But I am a virgin. I did not sleep with any woman", said the ambassador. "Remember well, said the Byzantian King, if you accidently wanked off outside of the residence, because there are children that are born of masturbation. And the ambassador said: "Yes, once. I went off the temple because I was so horny, and wanked off outside...And what?! Some bitch collected my sperm and gave birth to a boy?! And then they crucified him?! NOW!!!!Gather the legion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Conquer the Judea and destroy that province!!!!!!!!!!And bring me my boy!!!!! And by the way, tell him to sit on a donkey, because I was very horny when I wanked off that time. And then Judea was conquered. And Jesus was found in one of the villages, and was told by a soldier: "You, son of God, your father, the ambassador, wants to meet you. Sit on a donkey and ride with us to Rome". And then he met his father, who was already 98, and Jeasus was 67. The ambassador said: "You, I was imagining you all my life. You were born because I wanked off and that is why I told that you have to ride the donkey to meet me. However, I have sons that were born after sex, and they are like horses. And then Jesus went to meet his brothers. "The horses".

#phylosophy #theology #ideology

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zukosgay · 4 years ago

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1-25 but just if your up to it^^

did you..... did you ask for the entire questions fjsdhf

note: okay i just checked and you did. you mad man, you. skipping the ones i don’t wanna/can’t answer

Song of the year?: funny little creatures - nothing more. or more like a song that came out this year? uhhhhh.... anything by billie eilish, i guess. bad guy.

Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year? nothing more.

Movie of the year? AND THEN WE DANCED, I KNOW IT CAME OUT LAST YEAR BUT I WATCHED IT THIS YEAR IN CINEMAS; SO.

TV show of the year? i watched so little television this year except like.......... me and my roommate rewatching spn, rip

Game of the year? animal crossing new horizons hands down... what a question, pff. tom nook saved all our asses

Best month for you this year? February, i had some nice hits, turned 23, traveled to budapest, went partying for the last few times rip

Something that made you cry this year? literally almost everything. my existence makes me cry

Something you want to do again next year? travel. get drunk to britney spears next to fellow gheys

Talk about a new friend you made this year JULIA, who’s not on tumblr but i met her while tagging along at a gay bar and i love that girl.

How was your birthday this year? uneventful

Favorite book you read this year? in the dream house - carmen maria machado, the twisted ones - t. kingfisher (both of these i HIGHLY recommend, the twisted ones is horror and in the dream house is a biography about an abusive relationship)

What’re you excited about for next year? idk, it feels weird to be excited about sth during these times.... i’m excited about getting my bachelor’s and working.

What’s something you learned this year? i think i need to earn my existence by helping and giving everything to others because i feel a huge shame/disgust around myself and think i’m only worthwhile if i can do sth for others. thanks therapists @ the hospital. 🤪✊

What’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year? i redecorated my entire room and it looks completely different & also way better now. not yet, but soon i’ll be living on my own when my roommate moves out

Favorite place you visited this year? Budapest

If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be? say fuck it. go to that gay party & drink your lights out. don’t just say “there’ll be another one soon”, cuz there won’t be. be more spontaneous bitch, u only got like 3 more months until a pandemic and psychiatric hospital visit will hit you.

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chansung--space · 5 years ago

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You and me forever | Han Jisung

Theme: a bit of angst, fluff

Warnings: swearing

Admin: Kat 🐿️

A/N: Hello, this is the first post on here so please give it a lot of love :)

Being in a relationship with a rich Ceo isn’t easy. Especially when his parent’s, especially his mum aren’t really your biggest fans.

It’s been difficult not only because of Jisung’s parents, but also because he has a very busy schedule and I work as well, but somehow we managed to make our relationship work.

“It’s valentine's day, are you and Chris going to do something special?” I asked my best friend while we were sitting on the couch of mine and Jisung’s apartment.

“Yes, we are indeed. Don’t ask me what because he insisted that he wanted to surprise me so I can’t tell you much.” she laughed.

“I am sure it will be something unforgettable. I mean we are talking about Chris.” we laughed.

“Yeah he really is amazing…” my best friend, blushed a bit.

“God, you guys are completely made for each other!”

“You really think so? I mean I don’t want to brag about him or anything but he really is the best boyfriend.”

“I do think so and it shows.” I laughed while taking a sip of my tea.

“But what about you and Jisung? Aren’t you guys doing anything special?” she asked. I sighed.

“He promised we would but he is still at work and didn’t answer my texts, so I don’t really know to be honest.”

“Is his mum still being a bitch to you?” she took my hand.

“In every way possible. You know I love Jisung but his mum is just a little bit too much.” I sighed and looked at the picture I had with my mum near the TV. I wish she was here to give me advice or at least to tell me how to deal with my mother in law without wanting to kill her, literally. But unfortunately she left this world, too soon.

“I am sure Jisung just lost track of time. Why don’t you go over to his office and surprise him?” she suggested.

“Yeah I think I will do that. He will be happy to see me.” I smiled and got up from the couch.

“ I also have to get going because I still have to get ready for Chris’ surprise.”

“Have fun with your boy.” I smirked and gave her a hug.

“Well I am sure your night will be amazing as well.” she winked and left my apartment.

I made my way to my room to change clothes and then go and visit Jisung.

After I got dressed I checked if I had everything in my bag, took my phone and my keys and left.

I had to catch the bus to go to the office where Jisung works, a 10 minutes ride.

[...]

As soon as I was in front of the building where my boyfriend works I got in and took the elevator to the floor where his office is located.

I heard him talk on the phone, but I knocked on the door and soon he gave me the permission to enter.

I opened the door, smiling as I saw him sitting on his chair. His blond hair a bit messy and his suit, suiting him like a glove.

“Hey babe.” I closed the door and made my way to him.

"Y/N what are you doing here?” he seemed surprised, but got up to kiss me.

“ Well you weren’t answering any of my texts and it’s valentine’s day, so I thought you could leave earlier so we could spend some time together.” I put my hands around his neck.

“ I am so sorry, but it’s impossible for me to leave.” he said, caressing my cheek. “My dad is just sorting some things in his office and he will be here any minute he says he needs to talk to me about some things for the company.” Jisung kissed my forehead. “I am very sorry baby…”

“It’s okay, Jisung, I understand.” I sighed and took my hands off of his neck.

“I promise I’ll make it up to you.” he said, with guilt in his eyes and voice.

“It’s all good, really.” I smiled weakly.

Jisung was about to say something but in that exact same moment, someone knocked on the door. My boyfriend gave permission for that person to come in.

The door opened, revealing Jisung’s parents and some red haired girl. She ran to Jisung and hugged him, making me frown. I don’t remember Jisung mentioning he had a sister!

“I haven’t seen you in so long!” she kissed his cheek.

“Y/N I didn’t know you were here.” Mr. Han smiled.

“I was just about to leave.” I smiled at the older man.

“Before you go, Y/N. “Mrs. Han started. “This is Jasmine, Jisung’s ex-girlfriend they were together for a very long time, but unfortunately had to break up because she went away to work.” She finished her sentence, with a smile. She is doing this on purpose just to upset me.

“ Nice to meet you, Jasmine. I am Y/N, Jisung’s girlfriend.” I smiled at her. She gave me a fake smile and I grabbed my bag. “ I am leaving now, have a great night guys.” I smiled at them and kissed Jisung on the cheek, leaving his office.

While I was walking away I could feel Jisung’s gaze on me, but I didn’t turn around.

His mum made this on purpose to ruin or valentine’s day. I ask myself what I did wrong for his mother to hate me like this but I can’t find an explanation. I guess I am not like Jasmine because Mrs. Han seemed to like her very much.

I was lucky enough that the next bus came pretty fast. It was starting to get colder and I just wanted my bed right now!

As soon as I arrived home I went to my room, took a hot shower and changed into my pajamas, making me comfortable.

[...]

It was almost midnight when Jisung came home. I tried to sleep cuz after all I was tired, but I just couldn’t close my eyes without thinking of Jisung with that Jasmine girl and his mum.

“Hey, you’re still awake?” he sat down on the bed next to me and kissed my forehead.

I sat up and just nodded, showing him a weak smile. “I am sorry I got home so late.” he sighed, messing his blond hair a bit more and taking his tie off. “I had a meeting with my parents and Jasmine. Things are about to change in the company.” he smiled. “Jasmine will become my new assistant and I will be taking over my father’s place. He will still work at the company and help me in everything I need but I will have more responsibilities now.”

“That’s great, Jisung.” I caressed his cheek. “That’s what you always wanted!”

“ I am really happy right now.” I could see it in his face. He was being honest and I am very happy for him.

I just don’t really like the idea of him and his ex-girlfriend working together because I am 100% sure his mother is behind this.

“Your mother is very happy Jasmine is back isn’t she?” I asked after a while.

“Yeah they always got along very well.” he said shrugging his shoulders. I looked at my nails after hearing his answer. “Hey I know that your relationship with my mother isn’t the best but this had nothing to do with it.” he said, taking my hand.

“Are you sure, Jisung? Did you look her in the eyes when she introduced Jasmine to me? She is doing this on purpose!”

“You know you don’t need to be insecure, I am with you. Jasmine belongs to my past.”

“Your mother has been like this since the beginning! I try my hardest to impress her but it seems like everything I do is useless, no matter what she will always hate me! Remember when she reacted when I told her about my dad being an asshole and leaving me and my mum? Remember how she looked at me when I told her my mum commited suicide? For her I am always not going to be enough for you!'' At this point, tears were running down my face. I took a deep breath.

“I am sure she didn’t mean it in a bad way. She was just shocked.” he defended her.

“Jisung, I get it: she is your mum, I really do! But you know this isn’t going very far.” I sighed.

“What do you mean?” he frowned.

“I mean us, Jisung…” I looked away from him. “We barely have time for each other. Your mum clearly hates me, your father is nice but I know your mother doesn’t want him to be.

“I don’t care what my mum thinks of you! I love you and I am not going to lose you, you understand? I refuse to lose you!”

“I can’t do this, Jisung… not right now…” I wiped away some tears.

“Y/N, no... Please!” he begged.

“I need a break, Jisung! Besides you will start a new chapter at the company, which means even less time for me.”

“That’s exactly why I need you by my side. My wins are also yours, remember?” I looked at him for a quick second and I wish I didn’t do it. He was almost crying and that broke my heart. Even more.

“You also promised you wouldn’t let work get the best of you, you promised you would make time for me, remember? And here we are. You forgot our plans for valentine’s day, Jisung and it never happened before! No matter how busy you were!”

“I need you, Y/N, you can’t leave me! I know I haven’t been the best boyfriend in the past months and I am so sorry for it, but please I am begging you, don’t leave me… please…” he took my hand in his.

“Jisung I really need this break. I need to clear my hand, get away from your mum, from her nasty comments, I need a break from all your excuses, I just need to do it, please, respect my decision. Besides your mum is going to be the happiest woman when she finds out we broke up, it’s a good thing.” he let my hand go, getting up from the bed.

“If that’s what you really want I will respect your decision and give you space. I will stay at parent’s house and I’ll get the rest of my stuff tomorrow.” he informed me, starting to pack some of his clothes.

As I watched him pack his stuff, my heart ached even more. I still couldn’t believe I did this.

I couldn’t believe I did this. It hurts like hell, but I need to do this, for me, for Jisung and for our relationship.

Ever since I started to date him, after I met his parents his mum was a different person to him and all because of me. I just can’t take it!

After a while Jisung was done packing what he needed and sat back down on the bed next to me.

“I’m not going to give up on us…” he said leaning in to kiss my forehead. “I will fight for you and I will get you back, no matter what it takes. Remember that I love you, very much…” and with that, he got up, took his things and left the room.

Only when I heard the front door shut, I allowed myself to cry harder than I was before.

The love of my life was gone, maybe even forever…

When I woke up the next day my head felt like it was going to explode. I took my phone and my eyes hurt from the lighting. The time read 7.45am and I was supposed to go to work but I texted my boss saying I wasn’t feeling very good and she let me stay at home.

I tried to sleep a bit more and miraculously I was able to. When I woke up again it was 10.30am.

I decided to get up, take a shower and get dressed in something comfortable because after all I was going to stay the whole day at home.

After showering and getting dressed I made my bed and went to the living room.I decided to turn on the Tv and watch something on Netflix. I ended up choosing “To all boys I’ve loved before” because that movie just hits differently.

[...]

The movie was almost over when my phone buzzed, indicating my best friend was calling me.

“Hey.” I said when I picked up.

“Y/N! Omg, thank god you picked up. I have so much to tell you.” she seemed excited.

“Tell me I wanna know everything!” I tried to sound happy.

“So how about I go pick you up from work and then we can go and have lunch together?”

“ I could come over at your place right now.” I said.

“Wait, you're not at work?” she was surprised.

“Nope.” I said. I was feeling myself about to cry again. “I promise I’ll tell you everything when I get to your place, okay?”

“Of course, I am waiting for you.”

We ended the call and I got my stuff to leave the house.

Mary didn’t live that far from me, so I could go on foot to her apartment and I arrived there in 5 minutes.

I knocked on the door and some seconds after she opened the door.

“Hey.” she hugged me, giving me space to walk in.

“How was your night with Chris?” I asked as we sat on the sofa.

“It was freaking great.” she said clearly excitedly. “Look at this.” She showed me her left hand.

“OMG NO WAY!!” I was shocked but happy for her and Chris at the same time. “He finally got the balls to ask you to marry him!” I joked.

Even though my whole world was falling apart, the news of my best friend and Chris getting married was able to make me happy. She deserves this.

“Yeah he finally did.” she laughed. “But what about you? How was your night?”

“Horrible…” I said. She looked at me with a face expression that read “I’m not following.” So I took a deep breath and told her everything that had happened last night.

“Oh Y/N, I am so sorry it happened to you. I was sure not even his mother could get you two to break up.”

“I thought so too, but here we are.” I said, trying to stop the tears from falling. “It hurts so bad…” I started to sob uncontrollably.

The rest of the afternoon was literally being in my best friend’s arms crying.

“I think I should get going.” I said getting up. “Thank you for everything and tell Chris I am very happy for you two.” I smiled, giving her a hug.

As soon as I arrived home, there was only silence which made me even more depressed.

If Jisung was here it wouldn’t be like this. We would be joking around, making out and it would never get this silent, or bored.

I made my way to my bedroom and when I entered I could still feel the fresh smell of his perfume, meaning he was here and not very long ago.

I opened the wardrobe and saw most of his stuff was missing. Reality hit me. He did really come to get his stuff like he promised.

I sat down on the bed and just cried. I still can’t believe he’s gone, I still can’t believe we got to this point.

The doorbell rang and I frowned. Who could it be? I dragged myself out the bedroom and went downstairs to open the door.

As soon as I opened it I wanted to close it right away.

“Mrs. Han…” I said, wiping some tears away from my face.

“Y/N, may I come in?” she asked.

“Of course.” I gave her space and she came in, going to sit on the couch.”Do you want anything? Coffee, water, tea?” I asked the older woman. She shook her head no.

“I just really want to talk to you if that's okay.” I didn’t say anything, I just sat down on the couch.

“I know you and Jisung broke up.” she said.

“That’s what you wanted, you must be very happy.” I said.

“Not really.” I looked at her with a frown. What the hell is she saying? “Look I know I might have given you the idea that I hated you, but that isn’t entirely true. I lied when I said Jasmine and Jisung broke up because she went away to work. “ she sighed. “The real reason why they broke up was because she was using him. She was with him because he had money, not because she loved him. Jasmine was using Jisung.” she explained.

“I would never do that to Jisung. I love him.”

“I know. Now I know.” she took my hand. “Jasmine played everyone, including me. I didn't want to make you feel worthless. At first I was a bit suspicious of you and I was trying to look out for Jisung, but with time passing I realized you weren’t like Jasmine. You never were. And I am sorry about the way I reacted when you told me about your parents. I was just shocked I never heard a story like yours.”

“I don’t really know what to say.” I looked at her. “ I am glad to know you don’t hate me.” I laughed, making her laugh as well.

“Now, go get your prince charming back. He’s been in the office since yesterday. He came home, asked us if he could stay there for some time and left for the office.”

“Thank you for doing this, Mrs. Han.” I said, taking her hand.

“I just want my son to be happy and it’s obvious you make him the happiest man in the world.” she smiled and I did the unexpected. I hugged her and she hugged me back. “I can take you, I came with my car.” I nodded and ran to get my stuff.

We left and got into her car. The drive wasn’t that long and in maybe 5 minutes we arrived at Jisung’s office.

I got out of the car and thanked Jisung’s mother once again.

I ran the stairs until I was in the elevator. I pressed the button to his floor and as soon as the doors opened I saw the door to his office.

I knocked on the door and I heard him groan on the other side.

“ Dad, for the millionth time I don’t want to talk to you.” he said clearly pissed.

I opened the door and peeked inside.

“It’s not your dad.” I said getting in.

“Y/N, what are you doing here?” he was surprised to see me. He got up from his chair and started to walk towards me.

“Your mum came to talk to me.” I said.

“She did what? I thought she was happy we broke up.”

“Well turns out she isn’t. She also told me about what Jasmine did.” I sat down on the couch of his office. “I am sorry I pushed you away.” I said.

“You have nothing to be sorry about. I understand your position. I am the one who has to be sorry. I’ve been the worst boyfriend this past couple of months.” he sat down on the couch next to me.

“Hey, don’t say that.” I cupped his cheeks and kissed the tip of his nose. “You’re the best boyfriend in the whole world.” he looked me in the eyes.

“I sorted everything out with your mum and turns out she isn’t that bad. She was just looking out for you and I understand her. I do want to beat that bitch Jasmine up though, where is she?” I said, making Jisung laugh.

“She is very far away from here, don’t worry.” he said caressing my cheek.

“Too bad.” I shrugged my shoulders and turned my attention to Jisung.

“You know you’re cute, right?” he got closer to me.

“Yeah you told me that a couple of times.” I laughed.

“You know we’ve been apart for like 1 day and it was hell for me.” he said.

“I can say the same thing. Fuck the break I needed! I don’t need anything else but you.” Jisung had a big smile on his face after hearing what I said.

“I love you, so damn much. Don’t ever leave me.” he pulled me in for a tight hug.

“I love you so much, Jisung.” I whispered in his ear. “I will never leave you, I promise.” we pulled away for a kiss.

Our lips moved in perfect sync making butterflies start to fly everywhere on my stomach.

Things got heated very quickly and after I noticed I was on Jisung’s lap. His hands firmly on my waist and my hands messing his fluffy blond hair.

“I missed you…” he said, starting to kiss my neck.

“I missed you too.” my hands went to the end of his shirt.

“You are the love of my life I will never let you go again.” Jisung looked into my eyes before I pulled his shirt off his body.

“You’re my prince charming, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.” I kissed him again.

“It’s you and me forever baby girl.” he smiled.

“You and me forever babe.” I smiled as well.

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anteroom-of-death · 5 years ago

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Life, for Dummies p11

a/n: a short but sweet chapter and RETURN OF THE DOCTOR! but ya know, my original part 11? mind frozen, enjoy whatever the ever loving FUCK this is...

You encountered the Doctor again. You obviously didn’t freeze up again.

She sought you two out.

It was only Yaz and Ryan this time with her. Maybe Graham died. You made subtle small talk.

The Master was unaffected seemingly.

She came for you.

The Doctor sprung a little trap for the two of you. It wasn’t that hard, something shiny, something powerful, a nice location for you to consummate your victory on.

After you two were firmly strapped into the auto locking handcuffs that sprung as if by magic from the floor, you both giggled and rolled your eyes at the audacity of the situation.

The Doctor balked at your, “Kinky!” Remark.

The Master enjoyed it, and out of all the situation’s tawdry effects:That was all that truly mattered. His laughter and adoration. Despite the truly confusing situation you two found yourself in right now, you did have to admit, it was hilarious.

The Master in chains.

He also found it ironic as well.

You were a little annoyed on how well the Doctor preyed upon both of your magpie brains. You took the bait hook, line and sinker.

And now you were paying!

And then the lecture began…

“You know there’s a reputation you’re getting! Some people remember you before when you ran with me!” She hunkered down.

“That’s there fucking problem there, bud.” You responded.

“I saw you once!” She sputtered, yet feigned control, “You two were broken up! You’d returned home!”

“We made up.”

“I can see that!” She pointed.

“So is this an intervention? Am I doing heroin? Does this look like I’m out back in a dumpster shooting needles into my ankle?” You’d gesticulate, but your hands were tied down.

“I know the Master! It’s the same thing!”

You two were in a very high pitched shouting match and the Master was now trying small talk with Yaz and Ryan. That amused you the most.

You tossed your head back. “He’s wearing my silkie panties. How harmful to my being can he be?”

“That was private!” He squeaked.

“Hey, you told your past selves about my thing, I tell someone about your thing. Cause I don’t get past selves.” You leaned over and scrunched your face at him. You were egging him on so he’d lean you over later and paddle your bottom.

Apparently you were a glutton for punishment today.

He rolled his eyes and sharply inhaled, “Wow, remind me to not get on your bad side.” He laughed and hunched over.

The chains were really getting in the way of your romance.

“Just guess we gotta sit here for a mo’...” The Master swayed side to side on his knees and stuck his tongue out at the Doctor.

She ignored him and turned on to you, “I see you have a warp star around your neck? Is that his insurance about you? Crush it if you ever break his spell on you…”

You clicked your tongue.

“What fucking spell?” You balked.

“The obvious spell? Who’d run away with a murderer!”

“Uh, Yaz? Ryan?” You pointed to conversation towards them. “Who’d run away with a murderer?” You whipped your head around redirected towards the Doctor once more, “What coincidence. I knew you were a hypocrite! But denial isn't just a river in Egypt, Theta…” You drew out her birth name and swished your head so your hair would take over the dramatic hand motions for you. You bore your teeth at her. “A bit rich considering you have most likely killed more people than we ever have…”

She had no outright response, the minute you called her by her name she froze and her usual animations ceased.

Yaz moved over, “How do you just kill people?”

You smiled sadistically, ‘Gets a little easier once you’ve done it once.” You hoped you were both demure and hard in your responses. Yaz shook and regained her excellent copper countenance.

The Doctor shook visibly then thawed out. “He’s corrupted you! It’s worse than I thought. I was thinking he just hypnotized you into his lies!” Her mouth was agape, she pushed her fist slightly into her front teeth.

“You were such a good human when I met you.” She tried to reason.

“You were kind and loving, crazy and prone to selfishness sometimes, but...just as good as anyone!”

“Yeah. I’m going to let you think that.” You conceded to her with a bit of defeat.

“Right! ‘Cuz elsewise what else?” She retorted.

“I’m still all that you say, just out here, living my best life.” You went to motion again, but the chains cramped you up. You chided yourself for not working around them.

She was seeking out the best tactic to take, then the Master chimed up, “Whip us or let us go, I’m bored.” He attempted scratching either his ear or his shoulder with one or the other.

You tried communicating for him to play the bitch and act like you were the one calling the shots. Not very well, mentally you wanted to scream at him, but knowing that the Doctor was also a Time Lord that had that capabilities, it was a weird game. It was a hard game for your human mind to play.

Yaz and Ryan seemed to still be processing the information on what the Doctor’s real name was. They suddenly seemed less than keen on your rescue and more than uncomfortable. They were just about to probably chuck all the three of you out into the great frozen vastness of space.

“Don’t try to save me.” You ended up hurling at her verbally.

“Why?” She hurled straight back.

“Because I’m not some project or stupid planet or anything like that! I’m human! I have rights!”

“And one right is to throw your life away on an evil man?”

“Yeah.” You huffed. Then you changed tactics. “Look, we’ll stay out of your way, you stay out of ours.” You swallowed. “We can avoid each other. We see each other and duck.” You eased up on the breathing easy and made your breath silky, “The Universe is a big place, Doctor.” You tried to make her chosen name as meaningful and gentle and loving as possible.

You blinked slowly, trying to communicate a sort of genuineness.

She flopped her head down over and her hair splayed out, she gave in, unhooking your shackles and trying to hug her into submission.

You felt a gentle whisper, “Please,if you change your mind, I’m here, but you’ll have to pay…”

You pulled her off and nodded both “yes” and “no”.

She punched the Master in the nose and made a biting motion towards him before unhooking him, she slouched to sit on the floor.

“Go.” She then made a distressed noise at the back of her throat, “Before I change my mind and kill him…”

He let a little asshole wave, half of thanks, but half to mock her. You rolled your eyes and grabbed his arm and shoved him out the door.

She shuddered viscerally.

You ran off into the sunlight of the planet and back into the TARDIS, shooting off and bracing yourself for some sort of fall out...

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