#alrighty fam

[djadecutie]

slight new ep spoilers :3

I just ADORE how

Mario is WAY better at fighting then-

Smg4 ._.

I love them both, but bro in blue kinda pathetic here

Love the ep, such doge, so poison

[tobaeus]

Alrighty, for your viewing pleasure, it's the whole fam damily posing together. I'll have other oddities to post once my executive dysfunction gets out of the way.

Bonus pic (posted by request and with permission) of my boy being very happy with his haul.

[skinnyscottishbloke]

Alrighty fam I’m doing it. I am finally going to watch David’s Hamlet!!! Tbh I’m not the biggest Shakespeare person….so my only experience with this play was reading bits of it in school and then seeing Ben in it in 2015. Ben was great but tbh I remember more about seeing Phantom of the Opera on that trip… I’ve always been more of a musical theater girlie than a Shakespeare girlie lol. But I ADORE David’s Much Ado About Nothing so I have high hopes for this one.

[beepmeowiskarkat]

Alrighty analogical lovers I have a question for you. I wanna make a shorter comic about one of my AUs!

[echowithpain]

Alrighty!!! Here we go! ✨✨✨

First, -1/2 point for the old dude who beat up the "cart cop"

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with the fact that he beat him up. I think it was a decent twist cause I was originally expecting the security guard or someone else who got him from behind. My problem was "Why the heck did he turn out to be an escaped convict in hiding or whatever?"

Literally why??? He could've just been an old dude who was pissed at the kid for causing trouble and "stealing his job". I was so on board with everything until they revealed that the old guy wasn't actually the old guy. And Athena said she figured it out because he was "too camera shy"??? Lots of people are camera shy?? Yes he was hiding his face but I figured that was just because he was used to the kid being there so he was more annoyed than angry, or he just really didn't like being recorded. I know people like that and they aren't criminals (at least I hope not lmao 😂)

I get that 911 wants to do the "bet you didn't see this coming!" thing all the time, but why do the stakes have to be so high? I get it's a drama but I literally said in my last Echos Essays that I wanted Athena to get a bad feeling about someone but they DON'T turn out to be a serial killer or anything like that, they're just a regular person who maybe needs to talk a couple things out in therapy

They didn't need to go to the extreme or come up with a reason for why the old guy was capable of such violence, just having the small twist that it was him who beat up the kid instead of the security guy was enough.

So yeah... -1/2 point cause it took me out of the episode (even though it was at the end)

...

Umm... Is there anything else that I have problems with?? 🤔🤔🤔 I can't think of anything off the top of my head so I'll just list the things I loved until I remember something ✨

THINGS I LOVED: 💖Brad💖

Brad was freaking incredible this episode 😂💖😂 From watching his own show with the entire fire station (and repeating his lines), to being overdramatic and thinking everyone hated it and blaming the things they criticized on the network 😂, to being at the accident with them and seeing someone was passed out in a car and trying to help (yes he didn't know about the c-brace and gurney, but he was learning and genuinely wanted to help someone 💖), to the way I couldn't tell if he was angry or turned on when Bobby yelled at him 😭😭😭, to his serious heartfelt talk with Eddie about their kids 🥺-

F U U U U U C K !!!!!!!!!!!

I just remembered that Maddie's PREGNANT!!!!! AND SHE GETS KIDNAPPED NEXT EPISODE IN MARCH!!!!!!

Holy shit holy shit holy shit!!!!! HOLY FUCK IT DIDNT EVEN OCCUR TO ME THAT THAT WOULD BE HAPPENING WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT!!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HER GETTING KIDNAPPED AGAIN AMD HOW LAST TIME SHE WAS IT WAS HER ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND WHO SHE ENDED UP HAVING TO KILL!!!! THE FACT THAT SHE IS PREGNANT DIDNT EVEN CROSS MY MIND HOLY FUCK!!!! WHAT THE SHIT!!!!! OH GOD WHAT IF THIS HURTS THE BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Shit fuck wait but that's the promo not this episode I gotta focus, holy shit, fuck.... FUCK!!!! Okay ummm... Shit my fucking train of thought... fuck... Brad was great and dramatic and I still love him. Also loved the fact that he helped(?) the guy who was trying to kill himself to not want to kill himself anymore while also contemplating jumping himself and having to be talked down by the guy who was going to jump in the first place??? This dude is so dramatic and emotional ❤️‍🩹 Brad's back on his show but I hope we still get to see more of him 💖

Plus the fire fam guest starring in the episode he wakes up from the coma but being horrible actors? 😂😂😂 Do you think Christopher is gonna see the episode his dad is in? 🥺❤️‍🩹 (Also real quick, idk how much skill it takes for an actor to act as a character who's bad at acting but props to them because I just know it's always hilarious 😂 First thing that comes to mind is that one Supernatural episode where Sam and Dean were transported to "the real world" and replaced their actors 😂)

Hen and Bobby not being in the scene, probably by choice, was a mood and a half 😂 ALSO HEN USING THAT MED SCHOOL DOCTOR KNOWLEDGE LETS GOOO??? They remembered she went through that arc???? You could write it off as paramedic stuff, but paramedics know the stuff that'll get you to the doctors alive, and the doctors deal with the rest of the stuff (usually, this show is pretty lenient on what the paramedics are supposed to do. ie, when Eddie had to extract a bomb from a dude's thigh, Hen sticking her hand in a patient to keep them stable, Eddie doing the whatever he did to the kid who was ass backwards so he wouldn't die, etc.) I'm chosing to believe they remembered she studied to be a doctor 🥰

EDDIE!!!! EDDIE CALLED CHRISTOPHER AND HAD AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH HIM 🤩💖🤩💖🤩💖🤩 AND IT HURT MY FEELINGS 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭😭💔😭💔

"I can get an autograph and you can put it up in your room!" "So you'll send it to me? 😃"

Like, damn dude I really wasn't expecting that 😭😭😭 Why did the show have to hurt me like that? What did I ever do to you except love you and criticize you when needed? 😭😭😭 That doesn't give you an excuse hurt me like that 😭💔😭💔😭 Ow geez. Not funny. Cried. Bitch.

Okay um, sewer water rescue was nice. I love how I made a joke about kissing under the sewer water rainbow, and then a couple kissed under the sewer water rainbow 😂😂😂😂😂 I swear you can't write this shit

...Do I really not have any complaints besides the old dude being a secret criminal?

Oh, no, wait

-1/2 point for the brief mention of Temu. Still gotta be petty 🤭💅✨

Buuuut it did give us the scene of Eddie enjoying Bucks baking and Buck (and the audience) finding out that he's looking to move back to El Paso 🥺🥺🥺

Nah, I'm still gonna be petty 😘

But also EDDIEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭 anD THE COUCH MENTIONED AGAIN?!?!?!? They were so domestic holy shit I've missed them hanging out 😭💖

...I'm trying to remember anything else but that's genuinely all I've got. To be fair, I had a bunch of fun this episode and was laughing a LOT 😂😂😂

So yeah! I think that's it 😁

FINAL SCORE: 🌈9/10🌈

-1/2 point for the old dude being a secret criminal, and -1/2 point for the brief Temu mention ✨

I legit had so much fun this episode, I was laughing so much I was interrupting the people I was watching the episode with 😂😂😂😂😂 When Brad said he finally felt like a real hero and then immediately banged his head on the firetruck mirror, I cackled so loud and my grandmother was confused/upset with me because it was so fast that she missed it and wanted to know why I suddenly burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ah man, I love this show 🥰

...damn, it's not gonna be back until M A R C H 😭

Welp, see you then babes! I'll be lurking in the walls until it comes back 🙃

TCHAU!!!! 😘✌️✨

[icy-watch]

Alrighty, so the season ended with a teenager (????) getting possessed. She's not going to be traumatized by this whole ordeal. Not at all. /s

So I'm thinking who's ever possessing the girl - Lady White Bone is still my top guess - is going to be the antagonist for season 2. She's really the only 1 who makes sense to me.

Y'all can't Harumi me again. I won't let it happen. It can totally happen again. And most def will happen again.

I'm thinking the Bull Fam is going to take some time to recover for a bit before showing their faces again. The city's going to have a little time to recover from... everything. But it's going to be destroyed worse next season.

I'm not sure if I'll have time tomorrow to liveblog. My sister texted me to remind me that we're going out to dinner, and I'm not sure how long it'll take. I'm still waiting to hear back from her if we still have plans for Friday or shifting it to another week. I'm not sure I'll be able to complete the special on Thursday, so it's looking like it'll be completed over Thursday and Saturday. So, until then!

Correct and Incorrect predictions are under the cut.

Correct

Red Son will let their father down quite frequently. He did not disappoint with this 1.

Duplication will be helpful at some point. Sure was helpful in his fight against the possessed DBK.

Mei's going to have a really cool sword to use whenever. She hasn't used it all too often, but it's been very useful when she needs it. If only it wasn't embedded in a cave wall now...

Yin and Jin will come back at some point. The very next episode...

Something's going on with the box that the Bull Clones were digging up. There was an evil entity hidden inside that possessed DBK and almost ended Red Son. And that entity has now possessed a teenager.

Incorrect

Mei is going to be in danger a lot. Surprisingly less than I thought she would be. I'm happy abut that.

Partial

MK giving up his invincibility to better control his powers will backfire on him. Sort of? He's a little softer and squishier now, but he really hasn't been severely injured. Yet.

Unconfirmed

MK is a decedent of Sun Wukong. Most likely not possible, but still something I think about. And it hasn't been confirmed or denied in the show yet.

Pigsy, Tang, and Sandy are the originals from JttW. This really hasn't been discussed or even hinted at since the pilot special.

Spider Queen is def coming back. She thankfully hasn't come back yet.

The Spider Queen will work with at least 1 other person. Unconfirmed bc she hasn't shown back up yet.

Lady White Bone. I am standing by this until it's confirmed or denied.

Macaque will be back. Yeah, he'll be back again. Just not this season.

[psychologicalwarclaire]

Alrighty Ninjago fam, we're going get Dragons Rising trending tomorrow because of our obnoxious amount of excited posting, CORRECT?

[amoodybun]

Alrighty fam.

It’s here. It’s done. The terrible game about a terrible man.

Play it on my itch.io here!

It’s my very first unreal engine game, and my very first 3-D game! Feeling very proud and excited for the nonsence to follow! 

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[arlenianchronicles]

Part 2!??

Alrighty, here’s part 2 of my dark!Maedros AU!! And part 1 :DDD I never finished fleshing out the AU after the twins arrived, but I have the general gist of it, so here we go XDD

Once the twins arrive, they notice right away that the world is different. They're found by Orc scouts; Elros pushes Elrond to hide, distracts them, and is caught. My thinking is that there are hunting parties of Orcs and Men going around to round up any Free Peoples still against Morgoth, with the purpose of either enslaving them in Angband or Himring.

Since Himring is closer, Elros is brought there. When Maedros sees him, he thinks Elros is an illusion and tries to kill him, but Elros proves that he isn’t (and puts up a good fight, too). Elrond is soon recovered also, since Elros doesn’t want to just leave him in the unfamiliar wild. And Maedros is all too happy to bring Elrond into the safety of his fortress.

So now the kidnap fam is together again, except their dynamic has been twisted considerably due to what Maedros has gone through. He still loves the twins (I imagine they’ve become more precious to him than the Silmarils), but now he’s become more possessive of them, like in a creepy platonic way? Protecting them and keeping them with him forever becomes his new “purpose.” They’re all he has left to love, and he doesn’t want to lose them again.

But he also no longer remembers how to be gentle with them, either. He can get angry, handle the twins to roughly (like my painting where he grabs Elros too hard), and he doesn’t bother to stop himself. The twins learn to adapt to this quickly and use it to their advantage at times.

Speaking of adapting, the twins’ plan is now to find out how Morgoth won the War of Wrath, and how to get back to their own time. I imagine most of their “adventure” takes place in Himring, where they weave their way through the dynamics and politics of Maedros’ court, which gives me dark fae vibes in my head loll I imagine Elros becomes a very good “player” in this setting, either because he fared better in learning politics back home, or because of his Maia-ness (or just to set up his skills at being a king later down the line XDD)

During all this, Maedros doesn’t notice much because the twins are being especially careful. If he does notice anything, he’d get very suspicious and think that the twins are trying to run from him. Half of his paranoia stems from keeping them a secret from Sauron, I think. Since the twins told him of their time travel adventure (in the hopes that he’d help them get back to their own time, to no avail), he now knows that Morgoth and Sauron lied to him.

So now he’s super angry at them and wants to confront them and/or kill them, somehow. He’d likely start fortifying Himring just as a precaution, both to keep the twins sealed in and to ensure that Morgoth and Sauron can’t get in easily. Heck, he’d probably even try to build up resources so he can overthrow them eventually.

In the end, the twins get their info and find out how to return to their own time. I’ve always envisioned Maedros chasing after them, which forces them to incapacitate him. Elrond might hesitate to leave him moreso than Elros, because Elros has done his best to harden his heart against it all, but even he’s moved to pity. But they stick with their plan and return to their own time to find present-Maedros searching for them after they were ambushed by those stray Orcs.

The twins share their info with the Feanorians, who in turn bring it to Gil-Galad, and the War of Wrath is won as usual! However, the twins are now left with their trauma, and it’s hard to look at Maedros without knowing exactly how far he could’ve fallen.

Thus concludes what I have so far for my dark!Mae time travel AU! Thank y’all again for reading this far, if you did XDD And thank you anon for letting me ramble about it! <333

[eldritchaccident]

Timing: April 16th Location: Ontario, Canada Warnings: asphyxiation tw Summary: Teddy finds the fam

The road eastward brought blooms and warmth. Even as north as Canada, spring made its way into each and every bud, every blade of grass, every flower rebelliously bursting through half frozen soil. Bringing brightness and color to an otherwise inauspicious trek. The road, a dull gray, felt twice as dire in contrast to the burst of life on either side of the blackened river of concrete and asphalt. The coordinates landed a few hours northeast of Thunder Bay in Ontario. Across the tumultuous waves of Lake Superior. 

The town itself wasn’t named on the map, but the small section of the coastline was almost… too perfectly hidden from any means of internet research. The only ways that led in were nameless ghost roads winding from numbered tributaries, eventually leading off towards the main arterial highways of the Great White North. The secrecy wasn’t comforting. If anything, it brought back the severe stare that picture leveled against Teddy, the way it made their stomach curdle. 

Few thoughts brought them solace, but nothing would calm their mind if they didn’t go down this road. Little memories provided warmth. Rough hands gently rubbing circles on their back. The smell of wet earth as two pairs of gloves tenderly introduced seedlings to the soil. Splashes of water and flashes of fur, scales, tiny buggy feets all being cared for by one who barely shows her smiles to the world. Late night pizza filled research sessions, learning the ways of magic neither had been instructed upon. When Teddy finished all this, when they got the answers they were looking for, that was their reward. Going home. Being at peace. Being able to live and exist again, no longer torn in two by a past divided. 

Destiny came sooner the more they thought on its epilogue. 

The drive was long, hard, and filled with endless uneventful hours for Teddy to sit and ruminate on every possibility. Every outcome, however unlikely. They almost missed the sign declaring their entrance into the town of Echo. Proudly declaring a small population, barely capping a thousand residents. The sign was old though, so, who knew if it was accurate. Teddy took a minute to confer with the gps system (Since their phone was utterly useless now). They were heading in the right direction. This was it. 

Wheels rolled onward, the yellow bug rumbling into what appeared to be the one main drag this town had to offer. Old Victorian and Colonial style houses dappled the streets along with small shops and restaurants. A single grocery store, and thankfully, a motel. A good place as any to set up shop. 

Teddy pulled into the small parking lot, headed in towards what looked like the office, happy to see a smiling (albeit a little shocked) face at the end of their long, long trip. 

“H-hey there! Can I help you?” The woman behind the counter stuttered, almost like she was unsure if this fell within her job description. Teddy returned her smile only bigger, and she seemed to relax. 

“Don’t get too many travelers here do you?” 

“Nah, certain times of year, sure. Can’t say this is really tourist season now, bud.” She looked apologetic, and Teddy noticed the phone she tucked away into her desk, and how candy crush was for sure still on the screen. “But we’re always glad to see a new face! Are you planning on staying?”

“Absolutely, Just a room for one, please.” “Can do, Just need to see your license and a credit card and I can get ya set right up.” The clerical steps weren’t exactly the most interesting thing, but Teddy was pleased when the two fake cards went undetected. 

“Mr. Jogia…? How many nights do you wanna book with us?” 

“Put me down for a week.” 

“Oh my! Alrighty, what brings you up this way?” 

“Ah, you know. Doing some research for a school project. Something about the older and less well known towns in Ontario.” A classic lie, half laden with just a sprinkling of truth. Research, yes, school? Eh. Teddy figured they knew enough from watching shows that a history class might give out something like this as homework. 

The rest of the conversation was about as friendly (if dry) as it had been til that point. Teddy was given a room and the keys along with it. The secretary, June, even gave them a heads up on which restaurants were a must, and which were a bust. Poutine De Manger. Was amongst the highest rated, and of course had their mind going back to Wicked’s Rest and that strange animal control officer with his very favorite phrase. 

With their bags unpacked and quaint little room set up for the week, Teddy set out into the town. The final stretch to the coordinates on the back of the picture. The road leading up was paved, but strangely. The normal gravel and concrete method had been forsaken in favor of some intricate mosaic. One that Teddy recognized had the same symbol they kept seeing all throughout the town. Almost every building, every road sign, every business had it somewhere on them. Even the sign leading into the town itself bore the sixteen pointed star. 

Before they could even see the break in the trees, Teddy pulled their car off to the side. Hiding it (well enough) with some branches and whatnot. The rest of the trek would have to be on foot, lest someone notice the sound and give away their position. Between the trees, they made their approach, finding not just one house but several. Almost like a cul-de-sac or Plantation, with a central manor surrounded by smaller, but no less intricate houses. 

Teddy crept from hiding place to hiding place until the figures came fully into view. A scattering of people walked in amongst the buildings. Some of them were further off from the main stretch. In the space stretching between, fields of various herbs and flowers grew and were tended to by some of the inhabitants. A lot of which, they admitted to themself, looked similar to them. One of the ones in the field had the same nose and hair as Teddy, but a much more muscular build. Tattoos along his arms and neck, runic, sometimes glowing as the caster exerted magical effort. Another, over by what looked to be stables had the same eyes, the same skin tone, and the same smile, but much taller and somehow even lankier than Teddy. It was odd. A series of fun house mirrors over and over again. If this truly was their father’s home, did that mean this was a whole family affair, a whole coven? Were they… cousins? An idea that sent a fluttering in Ted’s stomach, too early to tell whether it was a good or a bad thing. 

A few more carefully timed sprints, a semi-hazardous climb, and Teddy had managed to find a vantage point from which to fully observe. The barn had an overlook in the attic. From there the caster could stay hidden all while peering into the windows of a few of the houses. Able to keep track of the comings and goings of any of the main structures. Cautious and careful, they settled in for the long watch. 

The largest house captured the largest portion of their attention. Why wouldn’t it? The grand old manor had people coming in and out at all times of the day. A bustling hive of activity, alight with magical energy. This whole place thrummed with it. Electrified, exhilarating. Made it hard for Teddy to keep still but they needed this information. Needed to find him. Still, a few hours in there was no sign. 

Afternoon turned to dusk, and in the twilight Teddy began to nod off. Sleep finally caught up, the ever persistent hunter. But a sound, sharp and metallic, caught them before they slipped. A car door had slammed just outside of the main manor. A few of the casters below dragged someone from their seat. Teddy squinted, trying to make out the face of the new player, but realized quickly they hadn’t recognized them at all. A man, skinny, white, maybe in his late thirties or early forties. Hard to say. He looked haggard and horrified, made even more so when the doors to the manor flung open and an old woman flanked on either side by masked guards casually stepped forward. 

Gold embroidered the shawl draped along her shoulders with ancient runes and glyphs. An old dark cane clicked against the stonework as she stepped down. Elegant, somehow, was the first word that came to Teddy’s mind. Fierce was next, followed quickly by terrifying. Something in her stature spoke of raw power. She radiated it. Embodied it. Carrying her age like a weapon rather than a crutch. Her gaze was just as severe as the one in the photo. Her features too similar to be anyone but Teddy’s very own grandmother. 

There was a conversation happening, but the only parts the hidden caster could make out were the pleas of the man, begging for more time. Saying he could collect the money, that he could pay off his debt. She seemed utterly uninterested, right up until the man lurched forward. Attempting what Teddy could only imagine was some kind of Hail Mary to escape. 

Simply as anything, the old woman raised her hand. A glow lit her eyes up in the dim golden dusk. Bright, tealish blue. First, a barrier manifested between her and the charging man, who Teddy only just realized had been let go by the two from the car. Next was much harder to watch. The same barrier slunk in and wrapped around the man’s head. Slowly, excruciatingly, shrinking, smaller, smaller, smaller. 

Claustrophobia hadn’t been one of Teddy’s biggest fears or anything, but even they felt like the world was just a little too tight while they watched the man struggle for air and space. His hands scratched to no avail at the magical material, all while the woman looked coldly on, uncaring, unmoving. All they could think of was how Leviathan explained Lydia’s death, how it said Teddy laughed while she suffocated. The beast had been proud of that. Brought it up often. Watching it happen now to some stranger, all they felt was sick. 

They couldn’t watch anymore. There wasn’t anything they could do for the man. Averted eyes fell on another scene. Off the main course, toward one of the other houses. Another set of windows into a life that might have been theirs. Breath caught in Teddy’s throat, the very person they’d been looking for sat in the living room of that house. Time hadn’t sat still for the man, dusty white streaks peppered his temples and beard. Lines drew long on his face, somehow making his features more angular, more severe. Except… he was smiling. 

He wasn’t alone. 

A young girl with long dark wavy hair stood in front, happily displaying a show of magical efficiency. The same teal light choking a man not thirty yards away danced along her fingers and manipulated a series of flowers to form a crown. Their father looked enthused. Proud. 

Struck, suddenly, Teddy’s chest tightened. Their breath left entirely. Blood rushed from their fingers, from their face, all flooding to their legs. Ready to run. Heartbeats became all they could hear, drowning the dying man’s wails from inside his personal magical torture chamber. They could feel their own magic welling up, threatening to surface, threatening to break something. Teddy had to leave. Teddy had to get out of there before their position was compromised. Teddy had to do something or they were going to explode. 

Finding their father was a lot. Finding a whole family of casters with whom they shared blood was a lot. 

But this was too much. 

Teddy had a little sister. 

Shit.

[dxwnfxll]

the third time i come with the same idea but im a fan of it im so sorry

anyone from the bright family (mainly mikell because i love him if thats ok) with an s/o that doesn't know where they work at and didn't knew they had a big family¿

Alrighty! I think for this imma do David and Mikell (i don't think David works anywhere specifically? But i do know he helps the 'Bright cult' so i'll just do that lolol) and i hope i'm right with this being the idea that they just don't find out?

Mikell and David with and s/o who doesn't know where they work or their fam lolol

Warning: cursing, AFAB reader (only with Mikell)

Mikell

-You were married to Mikell, the two of you being the cliche 'Childhood sweethearts' or well maybe more 'Teenagehood sweethearts' as you both had met when you were both teens.

-Your family ran a pretty nice ranch only across the road from his families ranch. Mikell couldn't really visit you often though due to him being the one that was always raising his siblings

-but sometimes he'd see you outside riding a horse or just walking around a bit talking to one of your friends from school, damn he wished he knew what it was like to go to school. He had been homeschooled all his life.

-One day he just kinda left Jack in charge of everything while he made his way to your families ranch, you were surprised to have finally met your neighbor "oh! Sorry you scared me-" Mikell rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly "sorry, uh just wanted to finally come say hi"

-Mikell would visit you often eventually asking you out. Now you both were in your 20s, Mikell was working as 'Agent Cowboy' and he never told you. He couldn't until you two were married, so he just proposed right there at your families ranch

-time flies and he's still never told you, you two are married and expecting a damn kid. He still can't tell you he's 'Agent Cowboy' he can't tell you he's working for the Foundation either.

-He's also yet to really tell you about his family, sure you know Claire and Jack and all this time you've just suspected a ranch family with two parents and three kids. Not a ranch family with 5 kids, some guy named Tamlin, and dozens of possible kids from his dad

-He's actually really good at keeping this all a secret, it's when he becomes an 05 that it becomes harder to keep it a secret. He ends up just like his parents, always gone and never having anytime with you or his kids.

-You try to get the truth out of him, but he'd rather tell you he has a second family then tell you he's an 05. So he just continues to lie right to your face, once you ask too much he just uses anesthetics on you.

-Again all this time he could've told you, but if *you* told anyone you'd be dead. So he'd rather make you forget you even questioned his job then tell you out of fear.

David

-David met you in his youth, he had just started up the 'Amar cult' which at the time was only a couple kids and two adults that were his half siblings. Of course he kept the cult a secret when he first met you, he kiiiinda found it a lil embarrassing that he had a literal fucking 'cult' because his dad and grandpa couldn't stop fucking people and getting them pregnant.

-You took pity on him at first seeing as how he was blind, but he surprised you by seeming to somehow get by and act as if he could see. You just kinda guessed since he was blind maybe his other senses got better? You had no clue how he became blind but yeah....

-David was the one to ask you out, he came to your house and asked to go out with you. He was romantic with it to, brought flowers and everything and ofc you said yes

-so now it's been some months, the cult is growing..a lot. And he does feel the need to tell you. But how the ever loving fuck does he tell someone that he has a cult made up of his families illegitimate children.

-so he just keeps it a secret and constantly lies about where he's been, he'll usually tell you he's been busy at 'Blind people anonymous' meetings. All the while he's meeting up with the cult to discuss things.

-you also don't know about his family, he'd rather jump into an active volcano then let you know about them. So you've never met them, in fact he calls himself an orphan and claims his parents died a long time ago

-You do tho eventually learn about his eyes, but he tells you it was by some 'psycho' he doesn't know..which honestly isn't that far from the truth

-he keeps you in the dark for as long as he can, if you find out you find out. But he'd like it if you never did, not cause he's ashamed but cause he's just borderline embarrassed

Hope you enjoyed! If you want me to add someone i will lolol

Buh bye!

[quitethepirategal]

Alrighty everyone!  Tomorrow I’m going on vacation with the fam and my boyfriend ( pray for us lol ) to Colorado and thus will be totally silent here until about July 30th.  I’m still reachable via ims as per usual and I love you all very much.

This is all of the stuff I owe for when I get back so my dumb ass doesn’t just dive headfirst into that damn lore page for three weeks again.  Please let me know if I forgot something!

Starters:  @x-knighthood  ~  @marinarius  ~  @pcisondapple ~  @finalslay​ Replies:  @elxgantcaptain​  ~  @mxdam​  ~  @hookd​ Asks:  @riidcr​  ~  @severedleft​

Ok thats all for now! Love ya mateys!                                                                 BYEEEE!

[trashyandtiredsol]

Bloss has bamboozled me so, read my most recent ask and answer because you are now getting it done. :3

Alrighty then! Gonna attach a pic of it

1. Hmmm a good night's sleep without actually feeling super tired in the morning

2. Online Moots and Followers and whoever I've interacted on here with positively

3. Online/IRL fam

4. Digital art

5. And very recently I'm quite liking using watercolors for a school art piece I'm doing in my crafts class

[skinnyscottishbloke]

alrighty fam I’m doing it - I’m rewatching Blackpool!! I haven’t seen it since 2008. I’m so excited 😁😁

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

🔴TOH SPOILERS BENEATH THE CUT🔴

ALRIGHTY. THIS PICTURE?

THIS PICTURE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MY THEORY.

I’ve already said I think the collector has trapped the owl fam in dreamscapes as punishment for “betraying” him.

I think THESE are what the dreamscapes look like from the outside.

Know what that means?

They’re all alone.

[spiderparentsfam]

Alrighty fam! Chapter three of Emergency Girlfriend Program is now up (fake dating non powers au, rosefang but poly endgame)!

Excerpt:

Miguel’s cell phone buzzed. He gratefully looked at it.

Mary Jane: Happy Tuesday, Miguel. Here’s the dark auburn wig I have. Let me know what you think.

He lifted up his amber tinted computer glasses to get a better look at the photo. He frowned at it then texted back immediately.

Miguel: that’s dark brown

MJ: There’s dark orange-red shine to it. Cell camera might not be picking up on it.

Miguel: ….(typing)

Miguel: ….(typing)

MJ: Wow, that bad huh? The only other “red” I have is this dark cherry red.

Miguel paused in texting to look at the second image. He pursed his lips and erased what he was initially texting and retyped.

Miguel: that’s maroon looking, edging on purple

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