#alright well it’s been fun. cya later!

[daenerys-targaryen]

it’s the 78th anniversary of the sodder house fire

[gren-arlio]

This is looking like a Once-A-Month thing now, but at least they're getting out. Welcome to Season 2, Episode 5 of Waku Puyo Translations.

(You've probably have seen that top-middle image before. Well, here's where it's from.)

Heya, Welcome to Episode 5 of this little series which has slowly turned into a monthly thing, where I try my damn best to get as much info out of videos as possible.

To cut the details, this episode was a little less boring to do. The work itself is fine, I just found it boring because so much of it was just "Gren, go to Kiki's Info Booth. NOW." rather than other stuff. Least it wasn't last episode's level of a slog.

Anyways, lets get right into it.

The video itself:

Timestamps:

Black Kikimora Talk: 0:10 (I'll refer to her as Biki)

Biki Boss Fight: 2:38, Defeat quote is at 4:45

Incubus Encounter: 5:30

Incubus Boss Fight: 7:45, defeat is at 12:30, and getting the chest is at 13:33.

Kikimora Info Booth 1: 13;51

Kikimora Info Booth 2: 15:45 (Subsections for both of these.)

And fun fact, there's two videos of these left before I'm done with the Arle side of things...for now. Course I'm gonna be missing some things here and there, but hey, main story will be comprehensible. With that, I hope you enjoy.

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Biki Talk:

Biki: ...

Arle: Hey, err... Am I allowed to enter this place?

Biki: I'm sorry, but...

Arle: Ah, I see...I'm not allowed in...

Biki: No, wait, you can enter. We're just about set with the attraction.

Arle: No, it's fine, I'll just come back later.

Biki: (???) I mean, have it your way then.

Arle: You said something?

Biki: Oh, nothing... (She leaves.)

Arle: ...Wait a second, did she say I could actually go in?

Carbuncle: Gu-gu!

--- Biki Boss:

Biki: Alright, we're all set now!

Arle: Huh? You're the girl I met earlier...

Biki: ...For one, I'm quite glad you came into this place.

Arle: Wait, wha?

Biki: No worries though, I've already completed this wonderful trick.

Arle: Really now? Look, that's amazing and all, but I really need to go, so cya!

Biki: ...Oh, I can't just let you leave for free. I need you to test this thing, after all. Some man came in here earlier and didn't fall for anything, so he was quite the useless participant...

Arle: Eh?

Biki: Oh come on, don't be shy. Let's start this show!

(A lot of Biki's text leaned towards the theatrical side, oddly enough, so I hammed it up a little bit.)

--- Biki Defeat:

Biki: Tch, you did well...

Arle: Phew, that was a tough one...

Carbuncle: Gu?

--- Incubus Encounter:

Incubus: Hello there!

Arle: Oh, H-heya...

Incubus: And how are you, ma'am?

Arle: I'm doing OK. And how about you?

Incubus: I'm here to say that this place is a whole lot more difficult than you think. Me? I'm just taking a break, honestly.

Arle: I, uh, see...

Incubus: Hm? What's wrong?

Arle: Did you also come here to play around?

Incubus: Yes, of course! That's right...I'm here to play with YOU, actually. (There's a heart here but my PC don't have the hearts like my phone. Oh well.)

Arle: Wha!? Really?

Incubus: Yep. I didn't know there were even other people doing these attractions other than me. And to think such a cute girl is doing it too... I'm quite glad. (Another heart here.)

Arle:

C-C-Cute girl? Is by chance, that girl is me?

Incubus: Of course! Who else could it be but you?

Carbuncle: Gugu!

Incubus: ...I've no use for a rodent like YOU. Rather, I'm more interested in your owner. (Another heart. The cons of having a PC.)

Arle: Ah... Um... Well... Wow... That's the first time I've ever been called that...

Incubus: (Haha, now's my chance! Peace!) [And he leaves]

Arle: To be honest, I've been confessed to a few times... Oh, hahaha, what am I saying... ... Huh? What? EEH? No one's here anymore, this was a trick! I...I'll get ya for that one! You can't toy with hearts like that!

Carbuncle: Gugu!

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Incubus Boss:

Incubus: Sorry Arle, but I'm here first.

Arle: Eh? ...What was I late to?

Incubus: Well, first off, I don't want you to be upset at me. But honestly, this is for the greater good. Please, forgive me.

Arle: Forgive you for what?

Incubus: Look, I kinda need this orb. And the ones YOU have as well!

Arle: Wh...What!?

Incubus: Yes. Now be a good girl, and give me those orbs.

Arle: I-I could never give it to someone like you! I worked WAY too hard to get these!

Incubus: Oh, it can't be helped then... If I can't take it by my words, I'll just do it with force! And...I can steal your heart as well! (Not to be taken literally.)

Arle: You seriously creep me out... I knew that you're some sort of pervert! I can't even joke anymore, I can't lose this!

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Incubus Defeat:

Incubus: No way! Please forgive me~

Arle: Haha, I won!

Carbuncle: Gu!

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Orb Gotten:

Arle: Oh, there's the orb! It's the black one, too! Now I just need one more!

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Kikimora's Info Booth:

Kikimora: Ah, you came at just the right time!

Arle: Eh?

Kikimora: I have a letter for you.

Arle: A letter?

Kikimora: Well, here's the letter if you're curious.

Arle: Aha...thanks. Eh? It has my name, but not the senders. Well, what does this say anyways...

Letter: The last of the orbs is with me, a certain little witch. Ya want it? Oh, what am I saying, course you do. If you want this orb, come down to the Puyo Puyo Dungeon. I'll be waiting for you on the 10th floor. Oh-hohoho! - From the mysterious, beautiful Witch

Arle: ...What? Is this a fight invitation? First time I've gotten one of these.

Kiki: Wait, I thought this was a congratulations letter! I thought it was odd that a hooded figure gave it to me though. Should I just throw it away then?

Arle: Oh no, it's fine. I'm happy I know where the final orb is, at least.

Kikimora: Is that so? ...I mean, you're awfully calm about this.

Arle: Really? Even so, I'm pretty excited. Alright, lets go to the Puyo Puyo Dungeon!

Carbuncle: Gu!

Kikimora: Well, have a fun trip then.

[This then brings you to menus, which has the following.

Listen <- Rankings Bulletin Board Back

After clicking listening to Kikimora, she asks "What do you want to talk about?" The options goes:

6th Orb <- About Rare items Black Market Tales About Ranks When in Trouble Back

When clicking the 6th orb, this is as it is: ]

Kiki: Have you met the sender of the letter yet?

Arle: ...No, not just yet.

Kikimora: They're telling you to meet them at the 10th floor of the Puyo Puyo Dungeon. Well, good luck, Arle.

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Kiki's Info Booth 2:

Kikimora: Congratulations!

Arle: Err, what did I do?

Kikimora: You've scored over 50K points in the rankings! You've really set an amazing record, you know!

Arle: I mean, you SURE that's the case?

Kikimora: So much so that you've received a prize from the mysterious owner of this place, in fact. Please keep up the amazing work!

[After this, the player goes to Bulletin, and it's as followed:

Secrets of Puyo Puyo Dungeon <- 1

Traveling Merchant Fufufu

To my Dear Honey! <- 2

To the LOUSY Mage, Arle <- 3

Don't just throw it away!

Where is my Meteor Grimoire!? <- 4

Complete Synthesis (or Fusion) manual <- 5

And here we go in order.]

Secrets of the PPD:

Hehehe, the Dungeon ain't over just yet. For those with 6 orbs, an even greater challenge awaits you. That's right, even you, the person holding those 6 orbs, will be presented the greatest challenge yet. It's a thrilling adventure for that's perfect for adventurers. Enjoy THIS challenge! - The owner of Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Land

To My Dear Honey!:

Bulletin: Oh, hi honey! (Insert a heart here,) I gave you the win this time. Next time, I'll take it seriously. Until then, I'll leave the orb in your hands. - From your sweet "friend", Incubus.

Arle: Isn't he a persistent one...

Carbuncle: Gugu?

To the LOUSY Mage, Arle:

Bulletin: The last orb you need is with me, a certain mysterious Witch. You want it? Of course you do, it's the last one you need! If you really want this orb, come meet me in the Puyo Puyo Dungeon. Oh-hohohoho! I'll see you at the 10th floor! - From the Mysterious, Beautiful Witch.

Arle: Calling me a lousy mage... how rude, Carby!

Carbuncle: Gu!

Where is my Meteor Grimoire!?:

Bulletin: Why do I keep finding these grimoires I DON'T need? I still can't find the Meteor grimoire, the one I actually want. If you have it, can we just trade if that's possible? I don't want this book taken by some random monster, it's like gold to me! - From the Magically Gifted Witch.

Complete Synthesis Manual (Bottom):

Witch: From the cute yet oh-so-elegant Witch!

Incubus: And the noble Incubus, we bring you...

Witch: The complete Synthesis...

Incubus: ...Manual Guide!

Witch: Let this show begin!

Arle: ... ...

Incubus: Now, to begin this lecture.

Witch: Say, Arle. Do you know what the "Ring of Darkness" is?

Arle: Yeah, well... it's not like I HAVEN'T seen it before...

Incubus: If you combine that ring with some other ring, the result will be different than usual. If you do it, the Ring of Darkness will level up, but it'd be cursed instead.

Witch: It's kinda shockin'.

Arle: ... ...

Incubus: And on the other hand, there's another fusion that lowers your level, but removes the curse.

Witch: Now we have to wonder, what exactly IS he talking about?

Incubus: Hehe, do you wanna know?

Arle: ... ...

Witch: Oho~ Please tell little Arle here some more!

Incubus: Well, you do that by fusing with the Ring of Light.

Witch: Ya heard that? They said to fuse with a "Ring of Light".

Arle: ... ...

Incubus: And of course, there's other ways to go around doing this stuff, too. You just need to try out different things, is all.

Witch: Now hopefully, with this wonderful knowledge, we made your synthesizing life much easier.

Arle: My synthesizing life, huh...?

Incubus: And that marks off this little lecture.

Witch: And my apologies, but I gotta go as well.

Arle: ... ...

Witch: And once more, from the cute yet oh-so-elegant Witch!

Incubus: And the dashingly handsome Incubus....

Witch: We bring you the Complete Synthesis...

Incubus: ...Manual Guide!

Witch: Catch ya later~!

[And they leave.]

Arle: ...For some reason, I feel a shiver down my spine...

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And that's all for today. This one wasn't as bad to do, which I'm happy for. Hopefully next up is the super long Schezo post, or something related to it. Thanks for your time and for reading this all.

Adios.

[imma-fucking-nerd]

In Real Life

(Connor x Reader)

A/N: this is inspired by the demi lovato song of the same title that I randomly remembered from when i was a kid that i totally didn't discover from a hetalia fic 👁️👄👁️

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Gavin Reed. He was an..... interesting character. Most people thought he was a trouble making asshole, and they weren't exactly wrong. He liked to pick fights, mostly with androids, and he held this arrogant air around him. But that didn't mean he wasn't capable of kindness, how to have a fun time, and believe it or not he was actually kind of funny. You supposed that was why you started to like him.

At first you only agreed to go on a date with him so he'd leave you alone. But one date turned into two. Then three. Then, before you knew it you found yourself living with him, and carrying the title of his 'girlfriend'. Honestly, you didn't really hate that idea.

He was kind enough, and funny enough, he was just enough to cure your crippling case of loneliness. So you let yourself fall for him. After all, there weren't really any other options for you at the moment. At least, not that you were aware of. But unbeknownst to you, a certain android had a budding crush on you.

You had been dating Gavin for a couple of months and things were....okay. Not bad, but not ideal either. You just chalked it up to your hopeless romantic nature expecting too much of him, and unrealistic. So, you settled with the mediocre relationship. It wasn't like he was abusive in any way. He had just been growing more and more distant, to say the least.

You wouldn't really ever go on fun dates out anymore. Unless you counted the weekends you would follow him to a bar. Where he would get shitfaced which then you would have to drag him to your shared apartment before he started a fight with someone. But those nights were hardly romantic. The only remotely romantic element being him managing to convince you to sleep with him.

Most days, he would stay home to hang out for no more than a couple of hours. But then he'd be off doing god knows what for the rest of the night. He'd rarely even be there when you woke up either. He would always just say it was because he had work he needed to do.

You brushed never questioned him about all the excuses, telling yourself that he was a detective. He must have been needed quite a lot. Or maybe he even just wanted his own time. That was fine. He was allowed to want his alone time. So you put up with it, even though it was causing little cracks in your heart every time. You ignored the voice in the back of your head that told you that you deserved more than this. A certain someone would have to agree.

Tonight was one of those nights. You were laying in your bed, and Gavin was getting dressed and ready to leave. You held back the urge to sigh as you watched him, a hint of sadness in your (e/c) eyes. Sitting up slightly, you cleared your throat. You already knew the answer to what you were about to ask, but it was worth a shot.

"So, when are you gunna be home?" you asked, a hopeful tinge to your voice.

"Dunno, probably not til late. I got work, but I'll let you know," he said as he shrugged on his jacket.

"Okay..." you replied quietly.

"I gotta go, cya later," he said, stopping at your bedroom door, sparing you a quick glance over his shoulder.

"Okay, bye," you waved, offering him a small smile.

With that, he was gone once again. When you heard the front door shut you let out a long sigh. You layed back down and stared up at the ceiling, letting your mind wonder. After a few moments the buzzing of your phone caught your attention. You rolled over onto your side and grabbed it, turning it on and punching in your passcode. You opened the messages app and a smile appeared on your face when you read the text. 

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: Hello, (Y/n). How are you doing this evening? :)

You couldn't help but chuckle at the little smiley face. You taught him how to make the basic emote faces and you thought it was adorable every time he used one. Almost immediately, you typed up your reply.

(Y/n): Hey Con! I'm ok, you?

Connor was your best friend. Ever since he first waltzed into the prescinct you found him intriguing. The thing thing that brought you two together at first was because you defended him from Gavin, and anyone else who bullied the poor android. You really didn't understand why they were all so mean to him.

You thought the detective android was amazing in every single way. Not only was his detective work unmatched, but he was also such a sweetheart, and honestly so unintentionally hilarious, not to mention he was very attractive. You'd be lying if you said you hadn't imagined what it would be like to date him. He would honestly be the perfect boyfriend. But you doubted he'd think of you in a romantic way.

Connor had only become a deviant not too long ago. So trying to flirt with him would feel wrong anyways. But being friends with him was something you could do. You always knew he was so much more than a machine on a mission. When he came to you to tell you he had become deviant you immediately pulled him into a hug, much like Hank did. Little did you know that your hug would awaken feelings in him for you he never knew were possible, yet felt as if they'd always been there. 

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: I'm doing good. May I ask why you're just okay? Is something wrong?

His concern made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. A feeling that you were supposed to feel from your boyfriend. Your previous smile dropped as you stared at the question on the screen. You trusted Connor with your life but you didn't know if you should tell him what was bothering you. With a soft sigh, you typed up your response.

(Y/n): No no I'm fine. It's just one of those days y'know?

(Y/n): But I really appreciate your concern :)

You felt bad for lying to him, but it wasn't like there was anything he could do about your little predicament. You were grateful you didn't have to have this conversation face to face, otherwise he would have most definitely caught you in your lie. Yet even through text, Connor wasn't very convinced but he didn't want to press even further.

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: Oh, ok. Let me know if you need anything (Y/n) and I'll be there. :)

Once again, his message brought a smile to your face, along with that funky feeling in your stomach. Oh how you wished Gavin could make you feel this special.

(Y/n): Thank you Connor :3

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: What is that?

You chuckled softly at the android's endearing cluelessness when it came to texting. God he was adorable.

(Y/n): It's a face! Like a dog or a cat face

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: Oh.

Connor: :3

You couldn't help but giggle at the incoming text.

(Y/n): Cute! :D

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: Anyways, I shouldn't keep you up any further. It's late, you should sleep.

You glanced up to the corner of your phone and saw the time read 1:43 am. He definitely wasn't wrong, and as if on cue your body let out a long yawn.

(Y/n): Yeah you're probably right. Goodnight Connor.

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: Goodnight (Y/n) :3

You chuckled and shook your head as you turned your phone off, placing it over your heart. An absent-minded dreamy sigh fell past your lips and you placed your phone over on your nightstand. You got comfortable in under the covers and fluttered your eyes shut before you slowly drifted off to sleep.

When you woke up at the sound of your alarm, you weren't surprised to find the space beside you empty. No kisses, no breakfast made for you, not even the presence of your boyfriend. You were used to that by now though. It's almost as if you were still single. With a little huff, you got up and started getting ready for work.

You weren't a detective like Gavin, but you did work at the station with him, and with Connor. Almost as soon as you thought about your favorite android, you saw your phone light up in your peripherals. You didn't even need to read who it was from before a smile stretched across your face.

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: Good morning (Y/n). I hope you slept well. I look forward to seeing you.

(Y/n): Thanks Connor, I slept alright. I'm leaving now so I'll see you soon.

NEW MESSAGE

Connor: See you soon (Y/n) :)

With that, you shut your phone off and tucked it away into your purse before leaving the apartment. You locked the door behind you and ledt to go down to your car. The smile Connor's morning texts brought you stayed on your face the whole ride to work. You had a feeling today was going to be a great day.

The hours of the day rolled by seamlessly, and for the most part, your little feeling was right. You didn't have that many reports to fill out and Connor wasn't out on any cases with Hank so you got to talk with him a lot. The only thing that kind of disappointed you was the lack of attention you got from your boyfriend. You tried not to let that get you down, but Connor could sense that you weren't 100%.

It was currently 7:45pm and you were finally ready to head home. After gathering your belongings, you looked around for Gavin. You were a little confused when you couldn't find him, but just assumed he went home before you. Wouldn't be the first time. As your eyes scanned the prescinct, they met a pair of warm chocolate brown ones. Your lips almost immediately curled up into a smile when you recognized who they belonged to.

"Hello, (Y/n). Are you done for the day?" he asked, returning your smile with a lopsided smile of his own.

He had yet to master the whole smiling thing without looking awkward. But it cute nonetheless.

"Yep, you?" you responded, popping the 'p'.

"Yes, Hank is waiting for me in the car," he nodded.

"Then you probably shouldn't keep him waiting before he leaves without you," you chuckled.

"Right," he agreed almost sheepishly.

"C'mon, we can walk out together," you offered with a smile.

Connor's own smile widened and he nodded enthusiastically, "I would like that."

You lead the way to the exit and Connor followed. As you got to the door, Connor quickly stepped ahead of you and opened the door for you. A soft chuckle escaped you and you felt a slight warmth rise up into your cheeks. Something that didn't go unnoticed by the android detective.

"Why thank you kind sir," you said with a grin.

"Of course, my lady/lord," he replied with a cheeky little smile as he exited after you.

As he walked you over to your car, the sudden sound of a car's horn made you jump. You turned your head to Hank's beat up old car.

"Connor, hurry the fuck up or I'm leaving your ass here!" you heard the older man yell from his car.

"Coming Lieutenant!" Connor called after him.

He then turned to you with a soft smile, "Goodnight (Y/n), I'll see you tomorrow."

"Goodnight Connor," you replied with a wave as he jogged over to Hank's car.

You and Connor locked eyes once more before you both got into your seperate vehicles. You swore you felt your heart skip a beat, and as soon as you were in your car you let out a girlish giggle. Today was definitely a great day.

You pulled up in front of the apartment building and parked along the curb. Gavin only had one parking spot and that was reserved for his truck, so you had to park infront of the building. Not that you really minded. Stepping out of the car, you locked it before entering the building. As you rode the elevator up to your floor you wondered if Gavin would be home. Maybe if you were lucky you could watch a movie together and cuddle to wrap up this perfect day.

When you arrived at your door you slid in your key to unlock to door only to find it was already unlocked. Huh that was weird. You just shrugged it off, assuming Gavin just left it unlocked for you. However when you entered the apartment and begun to take your jacket off you paused when your eyes landed on a pair of heels that weren't your own.

You felt your heart drop into your stomach when you heard hushed giggles and moans coming from deeper in the apartment. You dropped your bag by the door and closed it quietly before slowly creeping down the hall. The closer you got to the origin of the noises the louder they got and they were coming from the bedroom. The sound of your heart racing pounded in your ears as you recognized one of the voices to be Gavin's, your supposed boyfriend. The other voice was another woman's, and it didn't take much to put two and two together.

Your feet stopped on your venture forward and you stood frozen like a deer in headlights. The forming of tears stung your eyes and you felt your throat tightening. You could almost hear your heart breaking over the faint voices echoed in your mind. After a few moments of you just standing there, processing what was happening, you turned on your heel and grabbed your bag before slamming the door shut. There was no doubt they would heard that, and you hoped they did.

Hot tears brimmed your eyes and you tried so hard to keep them from spilling as you rushed into the elevator. You didn't want or need to face him or the woman he had cheated on you with. There was nothing he could say that would make it okay. That would stop you from leaving him like you knew you should have a long time ago.

It was only when you got into your car when you finally let the tears that threatened to spill fall down your face. Never before have you felt so stupid in your entire life. So much of you time and love poured into someone who never gave a shit about you. You hit the side of the steering wheel multiple times with a frustrated and hurt groan. After the anger had subsided you leaned your forehead against the wheel and just cried.

It had been a solid five minutes before you were able to steady your breathing and calm down a little. Your eyes glanced back to the apartment, with a shaky sigh you put the key into the ignition and started your car. You didn't have a set destination in mind but you just needed to go anywhere else but here.

You seemed to drive on autopilot because without even realizing it you ended up driving to the address of Lieutenant Anderson. Since you had made the mistake of moving in with Gavin, you really didn't have anywhere else to go. You hoped he wouldn't mind if you crashed there for a couple of days with a little persuasion from Connor. The moment you thought about the android you felt yourself feel just a little bit better. You knew that if anyone would be able to lift your spirits, it was him.

Within less than a half hour you arrived at the residence of Hank, Sumo, and as of recently, Connor. You parked by the curb and turned off your car. Taking a few deep breaths, you looked at yourself in the mirror and realized how much of a mess you looked. Your eyes were red, puffy, and glossy with fresh tears. But at this point you were beyond caring about how you looked.

With a soft huff you pulled yourself out of your car and headed up to the door. You wasted no more time before knocking on the door a couple of times. Looking over your shoulder you noticed Hank's car wasn't in the driveway. Must have been out at a bar or something. Your attention was brought back to the door when you heard it unlocking and being pulled open. Connor's eyes widened at the sight of you and his LED shifted into a yellow as he immediately scanned you for any bodily harm.

"(Y/n)? What's wrong? Are you alright?" he asked, worry evident in his voice and soft eyes.

"H-He cheated on me," was all you said, your barely audible voice cracking as you fought off a second round of tears.

The androids features softened and he opened the door wider for you to step inside. You offered him a weak grateful smile as you walked into the humble abode. He closed the door behind you before offering to take your coat, like the gentleman he was. After he took you to trudged over to the couch and sunk down onto it. You hadn't even been there five minutes and you already felt more at home than you did spending months at his place.

A smile tugged at your lips when the saint bernard, Sumo, came up and layed at your feet. You leaned down and pet through his thick fur.

"Hey buddy," you mumbled to the canine.

Your attention was brought back up to Connor when he took a seat next to you.

"Do you want to talk about it?" he asked kind of awkwardly.

You shook your head, "No, not really."

Connor nodded in understanding. He wasn't quite sure what else to say. Comforting people wasn't exactly his strong suit. He was about to open his mouth to speak but shut it once you leaned your head against his shoulder, your eyes trained on the dog that layed by your feet. Connor tensed at the contact and you were just about to move away and apologize when he slowly wrapped an arm around your waist.

"I'm so sorry, (Y/n)," Connor almost whispered, breaking the silence that had fallen upon you.

"Yeah, me too," you said sadly, sighing shakily.

You felt the tears coming back and your breath becoming more uneven but you made no attempt to stop it. Connor must have noticed too because he shifted slightly and used his other hand to pull you into his chest. This time it was you who had tensed at the sudden hug, and soon you completely melted into his touch. You buried your face into his chest and clutched onto his jacket like your life depended on it, meanwhile Connor soothingly pet your hair.

"He didn't deserve you anyways," he mumbled, mostly to himself.

A long period of time passed where none of you said a word. Connor just held you in his arms as you sobbed into his chest. He thought he hated Gavin before you two started dating, now the next time he saw him he was going to have some words for him. Connor wished he had said something to you before you got hurt, but it was too late for that now so he was content to be here for you now. He hated to admit it, but he actually really like the position you two were in, minus the you crying thing of course.

A couple more minutes passed until Connor realized that you had seemed to calm down. He looked down at you and just as he was about to call your name he noticed that you had fallen asleep. You must have been so exhausted that you cried yourself to sleep. Slowly, Connor picked you up bridal style before laying you down onto the couch. He had to snap himself out of staring at your sleeping form in order to get you a spare blanket. When he came back he gently laid the blanket over you then hesitantly leaned down closer to you.

"Sleep well, (Y/n)," he whispered before leaning in further to press a soft kiss to your forehead.

In the morning, you were awoken by the potent smell of bacon in the air. You stirred a bit before your eyes fluttered open, taking in your surroundings. It took a moment to realize where you were, and what exactly happened the night before. When you looked up to see Hank making his way over to the couch you sat up to give him room. You assumed Connor had filled him in after you fell asleep because he didn't ask why you were here, only mumbling a 'mornin'.

You offered him a small smile in response and rubbed your eyes. Looking over, you saw Connor in the kitchen and got up to join him. When he noticed you at his side he offered you a bright smile.

"Good morning, (Y/n). How did you sleep?" he asked, his eyes going back to the bacon he was cooking up.

"As well as you'd expect sleeping on a couch. Whatcha doing?" you nodded down to the food he was making.

"Making you breakfast, of course," he said as if it were obvious.

"Really?" your eyes widened and you could feel your cheeks heating up.

"I hope you don't mind," he added once he saw your reaction, suddenly doubting his actions.

"No, no! I don't mind at all, it's just..... Something I'm not used to," you said, rubbing the back of your neck.

"Well, as long as you stay with us I'll make you whatever you want whenever you want," he grinned, proud of himself.

Your lips curled up into a wide smile and you went up on your tippy toes, pressing a quick peck to his cheek, "Thanks Con."

"Uh- N-No problem (Y/n)," he stuttered, a light blue starting to tint his cheeks.

Maybe all your romantic daydreams weren't so unrealistic after all. You just had to know where to look. Maybe you should be thanking Gavin. Yeah, a nice thank you with your fist would do just fine.

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A/N: oops i meant for this to be like 2500 words and it turned out to be nearly 4000- Anywayss hope y'all enjoyed!

[zmayadw]

Evening to all :)

Time for the next part :)

Have a nice evening :)

CALL OF THE RAVEN

PART 10

I woke up with a terrible taste in my mouth. I had no clue what time was it, but the sun was out already, making me squint my eyes. I got in sitting position slowly, banging in my head intensifing with every move i made. Ugh, i'm never drinking again, i scolded myself. Squinting, I focused on the little alarm clock that was on the night stand. 10.34. Whoa, i cant remember the last time i slept this long. I got up from the bed and went to the bathroom. I filled the glass with wather, rinsing my mouth a few times before gulping down two glasses. My stomach growled at it, i just hoped not to throw up .Taking a shower would be a wise thing to do, so i just threw the clothes i had off and entered the shower. The warm water felt good, i just let it pour over me for a while. I wrapped myself in the towel taking some painkillers for the headache. Getting back to the room, i dressed up, and sat on the bed. I felt a bit better, but still not enough. Coffee, i tought, thats what i need now. I got up, going for the purse i threw on the floor when i got in, searching for my phone. Shit, i cursed, it wsnt there. I checked every pocket, even Jake's hoodie, but my phone was nowhere to be found. Crap, i probably left it at a the Aurora last night, when Jessy and me wer taking pictures. Or at lest i hoped so. Well, i was going for coffee, so i could stop at the Aurora eitherway. I grabbed my backpack with drawing stuff. Who knows, i might be up for some drawing, no matter I still felt woozy from last night drinking. I putted my sneakers on, grabed my stuff and car keys. Walking wasnt an option this time, i wasnt feeling well enough for it.

When i parked my car infront of the Aurora, I saw Dan's car was still there. I smiled as i left the car, guess i wasnt the only one sleeping late today. I hoped Phil was there already, and my phone too. I entered the Aurora, relieved at the sight of Phil behind the bar. I was washed with the smell of coffee, and as i neared the bar, I pleadingly said to him, sitting on the stool „Please, please, please, tell me i'm not wrong and that is coffee i can smell.“ Phil turned arround , not noticing me when i entered. He grinned at me „You are most definitly right! Would you like some?“ „Yes, pretty please.“ I said, as i putted my hand on the bar, and leaned my head on it as on a pillow. Phil chuckled at me „Want any sugar with it? Or milk?“ „Yes, please.“ I replied, and he vanished through the storage doors. He returned with a big cup of coffe putting it infront of me. I rised my head, took the cup, taking a deep breath of its smell, before taking a big sip of it. „Thanks, Phill, you're my saviour:“ i smiled at him as i settled it back on the bar. „Here to help.“ He said, winking. „Rough night?“ he asked teasingly. „Oh, i dont know how you can be so cheerful.“ I started „I feel like a truck hit me lastnight.“ He laughed „Practice to perfection.“ „I think i would need years of practice to be even close to that kind of perfection!“ i said, making a skeptical face. He smiled at me „So, to what do i owe the pleasure?“ he asked. „Dont get me wrong, im glad to see you“ he said, that devilish spark in his eyes again „But i doubt you came just to see me.“ „You caught me.“ I said, even tho it was nice seeing him. „I was hoping that i might have left my phone here yesterday.“ He shook his head at me, crouching down searchin for a few seconds under the bar, giving me my phone as he got up. „Better be carefull next time, good thing i noticed it as you left.“ „Yay, thanks Phil, again.“ I told him, giving him a big smile. „I owe you big time! Both for the phone, and coffee.“ His phone rang then „Sorry business calling. Be right back“ he said, answering his phone and going through the storage door. I checked my phone with him gone, finding out few missed calls and messages from Jessy. She was worried i havent answered her jet, so i decided to call her while waiting for Phil. The tone barely sugested it rang when Jessy's voice boomed from the other side. „Finaly! Do you know how worried i have been? Are you allright? Where wer you? Why didnt you answer me before?“ It made me smile a bit, her worrying for me like that was so sweet. „Im sooooo sorry Jessy“ i said pleadingly „I left my phone at Aurora last night, i just got here to get it.“ Phil returned at that point, and i mouthed to him 'Jessy's' name, indicating who i was talking to. Her voice boomed again, and i moved my phone a bit from my ear, wich made Phil laugh. „Ofcourse you did! Its no wonder after all the whiskey you had! Dan is still sleeping like a log! You two really had it last night!“ „Aww, Dont be cross, Jessy.“ I started pleadingly again „I promise next time we wont over do it.“ Phil was grining at me now, and i stuck my toung at him, trying to calm Jessy down. „C'mon, you cant tell me you didnt have some fun yesterday.“ I started „I have some pictures on my phone as a proof of it.“ Phil threw his thumb up, showing me i said a good thing, and i grined at him. „Alright, i admit last night wasnt all that bad.“ Jessy started, sounding calmer now „But you're still not off the hook completly.“ „Thanks, Jessy“ i started, grining as a sign of victory to Phil. „You can scold me some more at lunch, if the deal for it still stands.“  „Ofcourse!“ Jessy cined cheerfuly from the other side „Dan will be a sleep for God knows how long, and im already bored here.“ I quickly moved my phone from the ear checking the time. „Its 12.20 now, when do you want us to meet?“. „I'll meet you around 14 at the Aurora. I doubt Phil will mind you hanging there with him till then.“ She replied, teasing me. „Somehow i think you're right.“ I said, looking at Phil with a devilysh smile. „Cya later, Jessy.“ I sadi, lovering my phone. Phil looked at me,a bit confused „Wat was that about?“ „Oh, just Jessy being Jessy.“ I told him, grining. „Fine, fine, be all mysterious.“ He teased me. „Awww, c'mon, you wouldnt find me so interesting if i was an open book.“ I told him, smiling sheepeshly. He looked at me, with that intensifing look again, making me feel heat spreading through my body „You're not wrong about that.“ Crap, what are you doing again, Maya, i scolded myself. Phil was definatly into me, and i was toying with him like this. It really wasnt my intention, i didnt want him to get the wrong impression about anything. But it felt so easy for me, talking to Phil, compared to Jake. Why does all have to be so tough and complicated with him? It feels like walking on egg shells every time im with him: dont do this, dont say that. Shit, it shouldnt be that way, should it? Was i really that much into Jake? Blah, i dont know anything anymore. I wish he would be more open with me, it would make things so much easier. I was lost in my toughts when Phil finaly snaped me back to reality „Maya? You allright?“ I looked at him, shaking my head,  to clear it from all the 'Jake' toughts. „Yeah, sorry.“ I started „Guess the coffee didnt kick in properly yet.“ Phil looked at me, and i could see he didnt really belive what i told him, but decided not to take the matter any further „If you say so.“ Was all he said. I smiled shyly at him. „Do you mind if i just hang here for an hour or so, before metting with Jessy? I dont feel up to driving back to motel, and the coffee isnt bad here either.“ I tried, smiling, waving my empty cup at him. Phil looked at me, rising one of his eyebrows, and smiled devilishly „How could i say no to a beautifull woman?“ He took my cup, winked at me vanishing through the storage doors. I could feel my cheeks flushing again, and my heart beating faster. Shit, shit, shit..

When Phil came back with another full cup of coffee i asked if its ok if I sit at one of the booths, to wich he said  fine, since he did have some work to be done. I took my stuff and coffee setteling at the booth. I had a bit over an hour before metting with Jessy, i hoped some inspiration for work might come to me. I took my stuff out of the backpack, took my sneakers off, sitting with my feet up on the booths perch. I liked drawing like that. Leaning my drawing pad on my knees i tried to focus on my work, but my toughts just kept wondering off.  I tought about Phil, sneaking glances towards the bar. He was good looking, always nice to me, even tho everyone warned me that he was a 'no good' considering women. He never showed any sign of it towards me. He was easygoing, i enjoyed his company, we definatly clicked. Then there is Jake. I was definatly drawn to him, cant deny that. When im near him, it feels like when a moth is drawn towards fire. Cant fight it, its driving me crazy. But nothing with him is easy. Its like taking one step forward, then not one, or even two, but ten steps back. Its so frustrating. And with all that had happened, i feel like all the progres we had was completly gone. My head was still too woozy for thinking of stuff like this. I setteled my drawing stuff down, taking my coffee, leaning back in the booth. Maybe Jessy would have some advice fore me. Two heads are smarter then one, or so they say. But i should definatly talk to Phil, at least try to explain things to him. I dont want him thinking im giving him some false hope here. As if he could sense my toughts, he turned around, took his coffee and walked towards me. „Mind if i join you?“ he asked, and i smiled „Ofcourse i dont. I guess my inspiration is still sleeping, so no work to be done at the moment.“ He grined „Thats good for me. I can have the pleasure of your company for some more then.“ I chuckled at that, siping some more of the coffee. But i tought again about talking with him about everything.  My face must have gotten some serious expression, 'couse Phil looked at me a bit serious, before asking „Whats bothering you, Maya? I have a feeling you want to talk to me about something.“ I looked at him, those deep eyes of his gazing intensly at me, trying to dig up my toughts. „I do.“ I admitted after a moment „But to be hones, i dont know how to start .“ „Well, just do your best.“ He said, and i started to get the feeling of a knot at my stomach again. „Allright.“ I said, but the words didnt come easy after that. „I like you, Phill.“ I said finaly after a moment of silence. He chuckled „Ok, thats a good start.“ „Ah, but that was the easy part.“ I started „Now comes the tricky one.“ I could notice him tensing a bit, like he knew where this might lead to. „Ok, go on then.“ He said. „I enjoy your company, talking to you, its so easygoing. I feel we clicked, that theres some 'spark' between us, and i know you noticed the same.“  „You're right about that.“ He replied. „But..“ i started, and Phil interupted me, sighing „Ahh, there it is, the famous 'but' part.“ „Please, Phil, just let me say what i have, then you can hate me.“ He looked at me, his face getting a soft touch „I couldnt hate you, Maya.“ „Dont say it untill im not done talking.“ I said, a bit sadness creeping to my voice. „Alright. Please, continue.“ „Ok. As i started earlier,i like you, but i dont want to get your hopes up.“ I settled my coffe on the table, my hands fidgeting with the cup. Why was this so hard? „Shit, Phil, im a complete mess at the moment.“ I started „I myself dont know what i want, and its tearing me up inside. There is someone, and i dont know where I stand with him. And i dont want to start something new, if im not a 100% sure that its the right thing, that its something i really want. With no loose ends catching up on me.“ I looked up at Phil, him still not taking his eyes off me. „Am i making any sense to you here?“ i asked, lovering my head. I really didnt want to have this conversation, but that was me being honest. All of a sudden, i could feel Phil's hand covering mine, and i looked back up at him. He still had that softness written all over his face. „I appriciate your honesty, Maya.“ He started „Now let me be honest also.“ „Ofcourse“ i said „I expect nothing less.“ „Good.“ He looked at me more serious now. „You know i like you, you said it yourself. I dont know why, but i felt drawn to you the moment i saw you. Theres something in you that makes a man bedazled by you, i cant explain it differently.“ He paused for a moment before continuing. „And i get it, you dont want to get into something half hearted. And i applaud you for that. Because, if anything was to happen between us, i wouldnt want it that way either.“ He looked at me now, his gaze intensifing again, and i started to feel that heat again. „If it was to happen“ he continued „I would prefere if you wer in it with every inch of your body and soul.“ I was mesmerized by his words. He was so open with me, the words came so easy to him. Why cant it be like this with Jake. „Allrighty, that was pretty honest there.“ I said finaly, making an aqward smile. „You wanted me to be honest.“ He said, adding „And just so you know, im not going to make it easy for you.“ He looked at me now, with that devilish spark in his eyes again. I looked at him puzzled „What do you mean by it?“ He grined at me „Its like this: i will continue to act like i did so far, and you can do the same, cause, lets face it, we both like it.“ His grin widened, and i smiled back at him. „Good, you get me. But, until i get a confirmation from you about freely taking it a step further, i will do whatever i can to maybe, just maybe, help you feel a bit less messy and steer thigs in my favore.“ „And what if it wont end as you hope it would? Can you be ok with just being my friend?“ i asked him. He looked at me for a moment, before answering. „Honestly“ he started“i cant say i wouldnt be dissapointed, a little hearth broken probably, but i would respect your choice. And yes, Maya, if that would be so, i would gladly be just your friend.“ “Thanks, Phil, i appriciate all you said.“ I told him „I was kinda affraid of having this conversation with you.“ „You, affraid? I cant belive that“ he said, teasingly „Belive me, i was scared as hell.“ I said, adding to it „But im glad we had it. I didnt want it to become aqward between us at some point.“ „Not gonna happen.“ He said, winking at me. I smiled „Shit, you know, even thou i had enough yesterday, i could actualy use a drink right now.“ Phil lughed so hard „Awww, you really did get scared. We are in a bar afterall, you just say the words and ill bring you that drink.“ He said, looking at me with one raised eyebrow. „Only if you join me“ i said, grining at him „ And if you dont tell Jessy about it.“ He got up from the booth, smiling and winking before he left for the bar „Deal!“

[asimpforarmin]

Not so Safe? 💛

Content: Armin Arlert x Reader, Modern AU, two dorks being awkward

Summary: You and Armin go to the beach during quarantine as a way to get away from the stressors of life, keeping safe during it.

WC: 2,123

Genre: fluff?? maybe i guess. Wholesome stuff.

Warnings: None

A/n: This is my first fic on this account and also the first one I’ve written in a long time, so this might be bad, idk. Btw check out this playlist: https://youtu.be/1_2lm4tS9N4 It’s really nice and I listened to it while working on this. Ok bye-

You were bored, just slouching in bed late at night waiting for something to happen. Since quarantine hit, you really haven’t been able to see your friends, well not without a screen. You’ve been keeping up with your closest friends, Connie, Sasha, and Armin, and playing Minecraft with them when you don’t have (or don’t do) your schoolwork. You’ve been missing actually hanging out with them though.

So you decided to group message them about it, see if they wanted to go do something, taking safety precautions of course. Turns out Sasha’s mom wouldn’t let her go anywhere because she was worried for her, and Connie was staying with family out of state. But Armin could come.

You moved to private messages to talk to Armin about it, so you don’t spam the group chat or make Sasha and Connie jealous.

“Hey, are you free on Friday?” you asked.

You quickly saw him typing back to you, “Sorry, no, but I can do something on Wednesday or Thursday.”

You sat up a bit, “Alright, either one works for me.” You had that equivalent of awkward silence between texts where neither of you know what to say. “Which one do you prefer?”

He responds after a moment of thinking. “Wednesday’s fine. What do you wanna do?”

You thought it over for a moment, not actually expecting to get this far. “I know that ice cream shop down the road’s open. We could get some ice cream and head down to the beach for a while and just screw around if you want.”

“Sure. Which ice cream shop again?” He questioned. Armin lived not too far from you and had been over a couple times.

“That one we pass when you come over. Taking a right from my house it’s on that corner, a few shops down from the gas station.”

“Oh that one! Ok.” He responded.

“Did you get your bike fixed?” You asked. You all had bikes and would go places on them before the whole virus thing happened. Thing is, Connie crashed into Armin after hitting a pothole and totaled his front spokes.

“Yeah, it’s all ready to go. Do you have a cooler?”

“I know there’s one somewhere in the garage that I can find and clean out.”

“Alright, I’ll see you Wednesday?”

“Definitely.”

You were excited to see at least one of your close friends during the pandemic. You set your alarm for tomorrow, which was Monday. You only had to wait until Wednesday to see him.

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Wednesday rolled around soon enough and you had just finished the last of today’s schoolwork. You packed up a backpack with some extra snacks, water, and some bandages in case either of you fall.

You texted Armin “Hey, where do you wanna meet?”

“I can just meet you at the ice cream place if you want.”

“You sure? That's kinda far from where you are.”

“I’ll be fine, it's not terribly far.”

“Alright, well I’ll see you there.”

“Cya,” he signed off.

You put your phone in your backpack, before dusting off that old cooler, filling it with ice, and putting it in your bike basket. You set out for the shop feeling good. You haven’t been outside in a while, and feeling the wind against your skin felt perfect.

You went down the road a ways, pulling up into the shop’s parking lot. You pulled your bike over and leaned it against the curb with the kickstand, and waited for Armin.

About 10 minutes later, the blond comes into view, pulling into the lot, spotting you, and heading over. You look up at him, pulling your mask up as he does the same. He wipes his brow as he’s hauling his bike over. “Hey, how are you?” he asks, looking down and putting his kickstand to the curb.

Your smile, “Good, how about you?” In all honesty you were great now that he’s here. You haven’t seen him in person for around 11 months and you’ve missed him.

He looked back up at you and you could tell he was smiling even under his mask.

“I’m fine, happy to be outside,” he sighed.

“Hey, your hair’s a little longer,” you pointed out.

He blushed a tiny bit, “I’ve only gotten it cut once during this and now since everything’s reopening, my mother’s scared to take me to get it cut again. The only reason she let me come on this trip was because it’s contactless.”

“I see, well either way it looks cute,” you reassured him.

He let out a small laugh, “Thanks.”

“Anyways,” you say, going up to the front of the building, “what flavor do you want?” You put some gloves on before reaching for your wallet.

“I’ll just have the cookie dough.” Armin pulls out his phone to pay that way.

“Hey, I can pay for both of us if you want,” you say, looking over at Armin.

“It’s fine, I have my own money,” he politely declines.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s my pleasure,” you say, taking money out of your wallet, enough for the two of you. “What size do you want?”

He puts his phone back into his pocket, looking up at the size chart. “I’ll just have a medium.” You nod and go up to tell the person at the counter your orders. A few minutes later, your orders are in the window. You hand the cashier the money, then take off your gloves and grab your ice creams. You put the bowls in Tupperware and then in the cooler.

“You ready to go?” You ask Armin. He nods, clicking his helmet back into place and getting on his bike. You get back on your bike too and the both of you head out.

It’s another 10 minutes before you get to the beach. It isn’t the best weather for this kind of visit. It’s overcast and a little bit foggy, but it’s still a nice place to hang out.

The both of you lock your bikes up and take your ice cream out of the cooler. You hand Armin his dessert and open your own.

“Wish the weather was better,” you commented, looking up at the grey sky.

“Well if the sky’s not clear, that means less people will come,” Armin points out, looking over at you. You nod and look around for a spot to sit down. “We could go over there,” Armin suggests. He’s pointing at a couple boulders decently spaced apart up on the hill away form everything.

“Ok,” you say. You both start going over. There’s no one else at the beach besides a few random people chilling at the shoreline. Armin hops up on the boulder to the right and you get on the left one.

“Thanks for paying for this,” Armin sheepishly says, taking a bite.

“It’s no problem, I’m happy to,” you say. God, you wish you could hug him. Quarantine’s been horrible to your social interaction, plus you may have an inkling of attraction to him. Even to just hold his hand would be ethereal. But you can’t. You need to stay safe, and you don’t know if he feels the same about you.

“So, um, how’s your week been so far?” He inquires.

“It’s been okay. Hating school as usual, but besides that I’ve had a good time keeping up with you all,” you say.

He takes another bite before speaking, “If you want, I could help you out with your work if you’re having trouble.” This wasn’t the first time he offered, but you felt like too much for agreeing last time.

“I’ll think about it, I’m managing alright for now though. How about you? How’s quarantine been treating you?” You ask him.

“I’ve been able to keep up with things for the most part, but it does get tiring. It’s good to finally get out of the house again.” You nod and both of you just sit there for a moment, eating and looking out at the ocean. You couldn’t see that far out because of the fog, but what you could see was nice.

The waves slowly crashed against the sand and rocks while you heard gulls above you. You cherished this moment, as simple as it is. Even if your feelings were unmatched, he was still your best friend. You get butterflies whenever he’s around. He makes you happy and anxious in the best ways possible.

Armin looks up before taking out his phone. “Looks like it’s supposed to rain in a bit.”

“That’s a bummer, I wish we could stay out here longer,” you say.

“We can always come back. I’m still free tomorrow.” You perked up at his suggestion.

“Same, we can do that,” you quickly reply. He nods his head in agreement.

“Same time?”

“Sure.” You both went back to eating for a moment. “We should  do this more. This is fun.”

“I do quite like this. It’s relaxing to take a break every now and then,” he says.

The two of you keep talking, about home, friends, hobbies, school, etc, when you felt a raindrop on your cheek. You look over at Armin, who looks up at the rain.

“Guess it’s time to go,” he says, slightly frowning. You stand up, getting the trash from your ice cream and start walking over to the trash can. It’s under one of those buildings that look like metal car awnings, but with benches and the board that shows the directory and rules of the beach. Armin follows suit.

“We really should have checked the weather,” you say, disposing of your trash, “I don’t feel comfortable with either of us biking in the rain on the road like this.”

Armin throws his trash away, “We’ll be okay, it’s not a whole lot,” he says. “Besides, you can call someone if you don’t feel comfortable.”

You sit down on a bench, looking on your phone. “Looks like it’s not supposed to stay for too long. We could just stay here for a while if you’re okay with it.” He sits down next to you and nods. He looks between you two and sees the small gap.

“Sorry,” he says as he moves further away.

“Hey, it’s okay,” you say. You want to tell him how you feel, you really do, but if he doesn’t feel the same, you’re afraid things won’t go back to normal.

You start to say his name at the same time he speaks, which causes you to both chuckle. “You go first,” he says.

“Go ahead, I’ve already forgotten what I was saying.”

“That quickly?” he smiles.

“Apparently.”

“Well I- I don’t know how to put this properly, but…”

“But what?”

“I want to do this more often, and I know you already said that but I really miss hanging out with you.” He looks over at you, waiting for your reaction.

“I miss you too,” you say. You felt your cheeks darken as your face warmed up. You look over at him, he was just the same as you. That gave you the confidence you needed. “I really like you, Armin.”

He looks up at you suddenly, “You mean like, more than friends?” he asks you nervously.

“Yeah. More than friends. I have for a while but I just haven’t said anything.” You look away until he says something, not wanting to face him as he’s making up his mind, but he answers almost immediately.

“I do too! I- I mean I just didn’t say anything because I wasn’t sure if you felt the same.” You felt your breath hitch in your throat, wanting to say something, but you just didn’t have the right words.

“Well, um, we should definitely do this more often then,” you finally say, giving him a smile.

“Do you uh, want to hold hands?” he asks shyly.

“Should we?”

“It’ll be fine as long as we wash our hands when we get home.” You nodded and stuck out your hand. He took it as he moved a bit closer to you.

You two just sat there for a moment, taking everything in. The rain, each other, the sounds coming from the road. Even though it seemed so new, it felt good. It felt right. Armin started speaking again, talking about how he’s been thinking of this moment for a long time. You smiled and continued the conversation for a decent half hour, still clasping hands.

You finally heard the rain let up and the sun began to shine through the clouds.

“You want to go down to the shore for a bit now?” You asked him.

“Of course,” he said. You got up, taking him by the hand down the hill.

[zire-in-space]

Hi there hows life - a sort of feminist thing

"Hi, hows life? Are you ok? Need help with something? No? You sure? Ok, bye then."

"Heyo, whats up? You alright? Ok. That's cool. Hope your doing better!"

"Hows life? Good? Epic, wanna play Minecraft? Cool!"

"Wassup, hows it been going? That bad? Oof, I hope your doing ok, though, you really dont deserve that. Imma go now, cya later!"

All of these are what can happen in a short chat. Notice anything? They always start with "hows life".

Please, before you start blaming people for not texting you everyday, for not remembering certain things, for "ignoring" you or "pushing" you away, that its not a persons intention most of the time.

-------feminism part is past this---------

Especially all the guys. I want every guy to know that when a girl stops texting you for awhile, they probably dont have the emotional or mental capacity to text you. Please stop complaining about the friendzone for the love of your god. If a girl sees you as just a friend there is nothing wrong. Please remember that friendship is ok, and no girl is obligated to be your girlfriend just because you like them.

I recently texted a friend who broke ties with her ex guy friend. She explained that she wanted to talk to her female friends and started focusing on putting more effort into her club, which she made other male friends in. She stopped texting a couple of people including me, and I knew that wasn't a problem. She was my friend, and even though I have anxiety and depression, I knew that she had her own stuff going on so I never bothered her. As she went on to explain, her guy friend stopped texting her aswell, except, well....

He never texted her back when she texted him.

A month and a half went by and she was confused because 1) She knew the guy for a long time and 2) Her friends started finding out he was trash talking her behind her back. This, however was not the first time something like this has happened in my friend group.

Every girl went through this. At least once.

Turned out he was complaining about - can you believe it - the friendzone, and we found out his friends and plenty of other male students were telling him stuff like this text thread sent to my male friend in a group chat :

Some guy: Man, girls be like that, they get all the love from a guy and they ghost yall 😭😭

guy friend: Ikr bitch got a 200 dollar loan from me and still hasnt paid me back with shit

A white dudebro: hoes be getting money to do their nails and dont even pay you back 😧

This was just a groupchat of 20 dudes. Yeah. They all saw this. They immediantly got coverage for the rumors. And the guys around the school knew who my friend was. And again, this wasn't the first time I have seen this stuff happen.

Honestly it's pretty sad that other girls started making fun of my friend when she was just doing focusing her life on something else, and every girl that ridiculed her had liked her ex guy friend in some way. The 200 dollar loan thingy above? That wasn't loan. That was his "gift" to her at Christmas. Along with a snowman card. Her family was broke. She had a job at an In N Out.

So please remember guys that girls honestly need space. We are humans as well. We aren't a robot you can come to for all of your mental and emotional problems or even just communication because the vast majority of us want some space for us to be with ourselves or hang out with other people.

This doesn't mean your "not wanted", if that was the case then no one would speak to anyone. We are allowed to choose who we want to be with and who we don't when we want. Everyone has that right as humans. And everyone has a right to be or to not be attracted to certain people based on their preferences. And even then, they don't need to see you as sexually desirable to be romantically attracted to you or want to date you.

Stop doing that thing whenever you ask a girl if your good-looking and they say yes, you then ask her "Would you go out with me" as if a woman has to see a guy as sexually attractive to want to date them.

Stop with this culture that a girl has to pay you back in some way because your "kind heart" gave them money or something as a gift. That isn't what kindness is. You don't pay dinner and demand a girl pay the next. You don't give a girl an expensive gift only for you to get mad that she didn't do anything for you. That's pettiness and desperation, not kindness please know the difference. Kindness is like giving a homeless guy money and not caring if he doesnt do anything in return or uses it on cigars. Its doing things for people and not expecting anything in return.

So stop worrying or complaining or whining online that people are fake these days. No one, not a friend, a lover, a family member, no one is obligated to anyones time.

Except therapists. We pay for yall, pls do ur job and help us pls thank u for ur work and care but if u dont wanna be a therapist anymore das ok too no problem oki this is long shout out to all yall good certified therapists. :D

[angelarmitage98]

Teen Wolf preferences...

How you meet: (Part 4)

Brett:

3rd person P.O.V:

You could see your best friend walking towards his old school's Lacrosse team as they got off the bus. 'Oh god' you thought "this isn't going to be good." you spoke out loud, concerned as to what Liam might do. You ran over to Liam as quick as you could. "Is everything ok Liam? You're not going to do something stupid are you?" You asked worried about his actions and the consequences that may come with it. "Don't worry, everything's fine." He said and you believed him, I mean he is your best friend after all. He started to march over to one of the team members and all of a sudden he came to a halt, yelling Brett and then carried on his stomping to get to him and even though he had a face full of anger he said: "I just wanted to say have a good game." To which Brett laughed in his face... 'Urghh, how rude' you thought. "That's cute Liam. Is that what they told you to say in your anger management? Apologise and everything will be alright." Liam stood there frozen, not knowing what to do as you stood behind him too stunned to even comprehend what he just said. "You demolished coaches car." Brett continued, "I paid for it!" Liam replied. "Yeah you're gonna pay for it, we're gonna break you in half out there, and it's gonna be all your fault." As Brett said this you could see Liam getting angrier by the second. Next thing you know Liam's being pulled away by Scott and Stiles but you decided to stay and give Brett a piece of your mind. "Who do you think you are?" you said with a face full of anger as Brett just stood with a sly smirk on his. "Brett, Brett Talbot and who are you sweetcheeks?" he replied. "Don't call me sweetcheeks, and I'm your worst nightmare bitch!" you more or less screamed in his face, feeling proud of yourself. "Oooh, feisty. I like it." Brett spoke, but you could tell he was trying to get under your skin. Yet you weren't about to let that happen. "How's this for fiesty arsehole?" and with that, you kneed him where the sun doesn't shine. Once you had done that you crouched beside him while he was doubled over in pain and whispered in his ear... "Listen here 'sweetcheeks' you do anything to hurt Liam or you know just anything out of line then I will grab your stupid werewolf arse and impale you to a tree... Next time, make sure you pick on someone your own size." Then you walked away with a new found confidence.

Theo:

Your P.O.V:

It's a nice sunny day so I decided it'd be fun to take my five-year-old nephew to the skate park to teach him how to ride. I know it's strange since he's only five but he's been trying to ride my skateboard since he could walk. "Ok Niklaus stand there, Auntie (Y/N) is going to show you something." I took a few steps back, placed the skateboard on the ground and proceeded to stand on it when all of a sudden I was knocked back off. All I can feel is pain shooting up my leg from my ankle. "Ow, my ankle..." I screeched since that's where I felt the most pain. "Oh my god, are you ok?" I heard someone say. "No, it's my ankle. It hurts so much." I replied trying to scream. "Ok, um... Just hold still." I heard the same person say, I looked up to see a gorgeous guy with a stunning smile crouching to pick me up. "I'm Theo, I'm going to take you to the hospital. Come on little man let's go get in the car ok." "Thank you, Theo, I'm (Y/N)."

*Five minutes later (during the car ride)*

"So, um... (Y/N) is this your son?" They asked me, and all I could do was laugh at him. Even though I've hurt my ankle because of this guy, I can't help but have these weird feeling in the pit of my stomach, and honestly, it's the most amazing feeling. He is the cutest person I have ever met, well apart from my nephew of course, but anyways seeing him so confused made me think he is so much cuter, even though I don't know how that's possible. "Why are you laughing?" Theo asked with his face still full of confusion. "Oh, sorry. It's just that's the funniest thing I've heard for a long time, but no, he's my nephew." I said making sure not to laugh because I didn't want him to think I was lying. I turned my head and looked towards him to see him looking extremely embarrassed. Then I turned my head back around and looked back out the window to see we have arrived at the hospital. Theo left the car, grabbing Nik from the backseat, closed the door and then came and got me from the front. He picked me up bridal style and carried me inside, he sat me down on the chairs and sat next to me alongside Nik.

*After being checked*

I eventually called to get checked after half an hour and now I've finally finished being checked by Mrs McCall. I walked back out into the waiting room to see Theo sat playing with Nik and the sight just made my heart melt. I walked towards them with a bit of a limp. As I arrived in front of them, Theo looks up at me and asks "Is everything ok?" "Yeah, just a sprained ankle but I should be fine," I replied. "Ready to go home Nik?" I asked. "Do we get to see mummy?" he asked. "Yeah kiddo we do," I told him and he started nodding his head vigorously eager to get home. "I can give you guys a ride." Theo chimed in. "That would be great, thank you," I replied with absolute gratefulness due to the fact I didn't have a clue as to how I would get home.

*Car ride to my house*

I gave Theo my address and we've been driving for the past ten minutes now when Theo spoke up. "So, umm, am I forgiven for busting your ankle?" "Well considering you made me laugh for the first time in quite a while then yes you are forgiven," I replied while chuckling a little. "Well, since I'm forgiven, I was wondering if I could get your phone number." He said with a cheesy little grin on his face. "Um, sure," I said just as we parked outside my house. We traded numbers and I then got out of the car and got Nik from the back seat. "Say bye to Theo, Nik." "Bye, bye Theo." "Cya Theo," I said. "I'll call you later and we can meet up sometime. I'll see you guys later. Bye." And with that, I walked up to my pathway and entered my house as I heard him drive away.

(So, I may have gotten a little carried away with Theo's and I'm extremely sorry. Kind of. But anyway, I'd like to say a huge thanks to yoitskats again for helping me with this concept. It is greatly appreciated and I adore you for all the help you have been giving me.)

Boyd:

His P.O.V:

I sat at the lunch table alone as per usual. I don't know why but for some reason no one seems to want to sit with me. Suddenly, I heard a tray drop beside me. "Hello, is it ok if I sit here?" I heard a girl say. I looked up to see the new girl stood next to me, I haven't really looked or spoken to her but from what I'm seeing now I must say she's absolutely stunning. "Oh, oh yeah. Feel free." I answered. "I'm (Y/N) by the way, and who are you may I ask?" Wow... She really wants a conversation. "I-I'm Veron Boyd, but most people call me Boyd and you can too,," I told her. "Great, so, I was wondering Boyd, what's this school like?" She asked me with curiosity lingering in her eyes. "Well, it's great I guess. You might prefer it more than I do." I answered honestly as I could. We spoke about ourselves for the next half an hour and then the bell rang for our next lesson. "Umm, maybe we can do this again sometime,," I said to her. "That sounds amazing, I'll make sure to be here same time tomorrow." She replied and from hearing her say what she just said makes me feel like life is definitely worth living. "Great, cya tomorrow," I told her, and in all honesty,y I can't wait for tomorrow, it is going to be great, I can just feel it.

(I couldn't really think of a good enough concept for a way for you to meet Boyd, he's not exactly a big character but I felt the need to add him even though I didn't have the biggest or the best idea for him.)

[equizona]

could you do some platonic relationship stuff with the toy animatronics from fnaf 2? I just really like platonic stuff so uh yeah- have a good day or night :-]

Hell yeah! Plantonic all the way! I just did a short scanrio with all of them, hope that's okay :D

Movie Nights at Freddy's[Plantonic/FNAF]

You walked into the pizzeria, holding bags in your hand. "Alright, I'm here guys!" Emediantly, Chica wrapped herself around you. "Y/N! There you are!" She backed up, still bouncing with excitement. Next to her was Bonnie, doing the exact same thing.

"So, what movie are we watching?" Came the voice of Freddy. You grinned. "Princess Mononoke!" Freddy blinked. "Hey! I don't wanna watch some weird barbie movie!" You laughed. "Nah, I'm sure you'll enjoy it."

Chica giggled. "I've never seen that one! This is going to be soooooo fun! Alright, me and Y/N will be in charge of getting the snacks and movie set up, you guys can set our area up!" You nodded, handing some bags to the two boys. They grabbed them, before running backstage to set everything up.

You and Chica followed, starting to set all the snacks up, and after that you got the movie set up while Chica went to help the boys since she didn't know how that understand the computer. "Alright, everything ready over here." Bonnie told you. "Yep, I'm good as well- wait, I should get the tablet from the security office so I can keep an eye out." They nodded, and you ran off.

You grabbed the tablet, before making your way back. You saw the prize corner, and an idea popped up in your head. Walking over, you knocked on the puppet's box. They opened their box, staring at you curiously. "Hello there Marionette. Me, Chica, Freddy and Bonnie are having a movie night, wanna join us?" The white dots started at you for a bit, before the animatronic nodded. It stood up and got ready to follow you.

You walked back stage, waving at the three animatronics. "Hey guys, I got Marionette to join us, hope that's okay!" The three of them nodded. "Welcome to the pizza party Puppet!" Chica shouted, causing Bonnie to flinch. "Don't shout in my ear." The boy glared. "Sorry sorry." Chica apologized.

It didn't take long for you all to settle down. Marionette was laying on their stomache, while Bonnie and Chica where leaning on eachother. Freddy was the only one bothering to not take space from the others, as you were laying on more than just your part.

Instead of doing something else, you just let the next movie play after Princess Mononoke was over. "So, seems like you liked it Freddy." Bonnie grinned. "Oh shut up." You laughed along with Chica. "Looks like Marionette is asleep- wait when did Mangle get here?" You asked. The three of you looked over at teh pink and white fox.

"Awe fuck! We forgot to invite Mangle. Eh, atleast they came here themselves. Go Mangle." Bonnie snorted. You tried staying awake during the second movie, but you feel asleep.

---

You yawned. "Hmm?" You questioned, tired. "Wake up loser its 6am-" Chica screeched. "oH WHAT THE FUCK CHICA?" You screamed. You glared at Freddy and Bonnie who were laughing their asses off. "Fine, its friday and I'm quitting my job y'all will never see me again-"

"Noooo" the three of them jumped at you, crushing you with their metal bear hugs. "Can' b re ath" they let go. "No quitting" "no quitting." You agreed with them. "Oh yeah, we already packed your things! Cya later tonight!" Freddy grinned.

You looked at the floor, and sure enough, your things had been packed up. You grinned, picking them up. "Thanks a lot guys!" You waved at them, beforehopping into your car.

[lovingoneweisalifestyle]

Surprise Visit

A/N: This took a bit long to write, sorry 😬 I hope you enjoy it! It got shorter near the end bc i ran out of ideas 😅 Enjoy!

Yonghoon:

It has only been a week since you left for a work trip but he already missed you. He would look at your photos murmuring to himself about wanting to see you again. He’d stare at the clock and as soon as it was morning in your timezone, he’d call you right away. 

“Isn’t it really late for you right now, what are you doing awake?” you greeted him when you picked up the phone. 

“I'm having trouble sleeping because you weren’t there” you could hear his pout through the phone. 

“Aww, you’re so clingy,” you teased him, “but in all seriousness, you should sleep. You have work too in the morning” you scolded him  

He sighed, “I know, I know. I just wanted to hear your voice. When did you say you’re coming back? I can’t be without you for too long” 

“You’ll be fine, it’s only for one more week.” you assured him “and now i’m going to hang up and you better sleep, i’ll call you later” you hung up the phone before he could say anything. 

Truthfully, your plane was about to take off and you were on your way back. You had finished up your work earlier than expected and decided to surprise Yonghoon knowing how much he missed you. 

After your flight landed, you took a taxi to your house and freshened up before heading to go see Yonghoon. 

You arrived at the dorms but no one seemed to be home so you entered the passcode and allowed yourself in. You stopped at the entrance of Yonghoon’s bedroom. 

“What a mess,” you shook your head at the sight of clothes on the floor and polaroids scattered around. Making sure not to accidentally step on anything, you took a closer look. It was your hoodie that went missing recently, Yonghoon probably kept it with him because of your scent. 

You picked up the polaroid. It was a picture of his arm slung over your shoulders and you staring at him with goofy smiles on both of your faces. You took it together on a date to the movies. He saw a photobooth and practically begged you to take a photo with him. You picked up another polaroid, this time, it’s the polaroid you took of him. 

Yonghoon walked into the room and saw you staring at the polaroids. He gasped “you’re back!” he tackled you onto the bed in a hug

You sat up, “I’m back, I finished work early and decided to surprise you!” you explained 

“But what’s all this? Why are you acting like I'm dead or that we broke up?” you raised an eyebrow, gesturing to his room full of your belongings. 

“Oh….that.” his face burned up as he tried to think of an excuse. “I just missed you too much” he attacked you with more hugs. “Don’t ever go anywhere for too long without me”

“Alright, alright” you hugged him back

Harin:

Your family had family reunions every year in different countries every time. This time, it was held in The Bahamas for a week. Harin already missed you so he decided to shoot you a text. 

You were in the pool, playing around with your cousins when you heard your phone beep. You swam to the side of the pool and pointed to your phone, “what does it say?”

She picked up your phone, “it says, ‘how’s the reunion going? i hope you’re having fun, i miss you. call me when you can’ with a heart and it’s from ‘Perfect Man Harin’ whose Harin?” she wiggled her eyebrows 

You climbed out of the pool and dryed yourself off. Taking your phone you said, “well, whose [sister’s boyfriend’s name]? I heard you talking to them on the phone” you teased back before walking off and calling Harin’s number

“How’s the trip going? Are you having fun?” he greeted you after answering your call 

“It’s going great! I haven’t been able to spend lots of time with my family since I was really busy and this is a great time to catch up. I miss you lots, you should’ve come with me” you said

“You know if I could, I would’ve but we had to do a concert” you could hear the dissapointment in his voice, “but you should enjoy this moment to the fullest!”

You both talked for a while before your phone was about to die so you had to say your goodbyes

“I’ll see you soon in two days” you told him before hanging up the phone “I love you”

As you were headind to the elevators, you sister spotted you. “You’re going upstairs already?” you asked her

“yup! gotta pack for our flight tonight. what about you?” she pushed the button on the elevator

“i went to get my charger but wait, our flight is tonight? I thought it’s in two days?” you ask her

“ah, i see you’re still forgetfull as ever” she laughed 

You decided to pack your stuff too. Night came and your flight left. You headed to your house to drop off your stuff, take a shower and change your clothes.

You decided to go the company to surprise Harin. You entered the practice room where all of ONEWE were practicing. You heard Yonghoon singing and the insturments playing. You didn’t want to distrub them so you quietly walked into the room. 

After the song was over, Dongmyeong noticed you, “Oh, hey y/n. I thought you were on a trip?”

Harin’s head snapped up at the mention of your name, “you’re back!” a smile broke out on his face, “i thought you were coming back in two days”

Harin got out from behind the drums and picked you up and spun you around, “I missed you so much”

“I missed you too and I messed up the dates and accidentally told you the wrong date i would come back” you smiled sheepishly

Harin turned to the other members “practice is over for today right?” they nodded in return and watched as Harin grabbed his bag and your hand, “you haven’t eaten, right? let’s go eat. you need to tell me everything that happened”

Kanghyun:

Hyungu knew that you needed this vacation so he tried not to call and text you too much. He couldn’t help it and still texted you quite often but just small texts like “how’s your day?” “have you eaten?” “I love you”

To be honest, you felt a little lonely all by yourself in the large hotel room. You weren’t too far away from home but you didn’t want to go home just yet becuase then you’d have to go to work again, where you’ll fall under pressure and stress.

You were wishing that Hyungu had come along with you and looked forward to the small messages he sent you so you could call him. 

“Hyungu, are you busy?” you called him 

“No, what’s up?” he asked 

“Talk with me for a while then” you wanted to hear his voice but you wanted to see his face even more. 

That evening, you decided that three days was long enough vacation. You took a week off from work so you’ll just spend the rest of your vacation days with him at his house. 

You took a cab to his house and rang the doorbell. Harin opened the door and was surprised to see you here with your bags in hand. He invited you inside, “Hyungu’s not home right now” he answered before you had asked

“Oh, we’ll i’ll just wait for him then. In the meantime, how have you been?” you talked with Harin for a while. You explained how it was lonely at the hotel by yourself and asked if it was okay to stay with them for the remaining of your vacation. 

“We don’t have a room for you but I guess you can sleep in Hyungu’s bed with him, if you’re fine with sharing the room with Yonghoon hyung and me too” he suggested

“I don’t mind, i’m just thankful that you’ll let me stay here because it’s too lonely at my house too” you hugged Harin as a way to thank him

“You can put your bags in the room and Hyungu will be home soon” Harin said making dinner. 

You helped him make dinner and as you set the food on the table, Hyungu walked through the front door, “what’s for dinner?” he asked staring at his phone, his hand hovering over the ‘send’ button

When no one answered, he looked up. He stares at you for a second before rubbing his eyes. He’s still just standing there, “go wash up for dinner” you say

He walks over to you and hugs you tight, “you’re back early” he mumbled 

“yeah, it was lonely so i’m going to stay with you until the end of my vacation“ you shared the news

He bounced from side to side doing a happy dance, “yay! we can have a sleepover!” he said excitedly 

Dongmyeong:

You went on a year-end field trip for uni. It was held in Jeju Island this year. Dongmyeong was singing all your favorite songs non-stop because he couldn’t see you in person. 

Your hotel got mold so you guys had to cut the trip short. You decided to meet with Dongmyeong. 

You entered his house and heard him singing [your favorite song name]. “Since when have you liked that song so much?” you asked him 

He jumped up out of his seat when he saw you. “y/n! I missed you so much! You’re back!” he rushed over to pull you into a hug and kisses  

“You’re squishing me!” you laugh

He pinched your cheeks, “you’re cute”

You smiled widely, “but i missed you sooooo much~”

He returned your smile, his dimples popping out. You poke his dimples causing him to laugh more, “what have you been up to?” you ask

“singing all your favorite songs“ he replied before burting out into song

You smack him lightly, “you’re too loud, you’ll wake everyone up, it’s like 11 pm”

CyA:

Your friend has been going through a rough patch so you decided to go visit her to comfort her. 

Giuk was keeping busy to avoid missing you too much because he knew your friend needed you. He was working in his studio, late again. 

Usually you brought him food and kept him company whenever he stayed up working but you weren’t coming today. 

Your friend has been doing much better and now she’s back on her feet. You say goodbye to her and head back home. As you’re on your way home you call Dongmyeong to ask if Giuk is at the dorms or the studio. 

You thank him and hang up. You weren’t sure if he’s eaten or not but knowing him, he probably forgot. You bought both a meal and some snacks. You head to his studio. 

The door is open and you see him staring at his phone, almost hesitating.

“I brought food~“ you say holding up the bag

He doesn’t turn around, instead mutters to himself, “I must be going crazy. I can hear y/n’s voice now”

You laugh out loud and walk towards him and hug him from behind, “i’m actually here, dummy” 

He turned around and hugged you immediately, “i missed you so much!”

“me too~ what are you working on?” you pointed to his computer which had a new composition on it

He showed you the song he was working on currently, glad to be by your side again. You both ate in his studio before heading home, he slept over at your place because he wanted to be with you after being away from you for so long.

[firehedgehog]

Undertale choose your Adventure

A Crack Story, Originally written and posted on Wattpad. Dream was on a walk.. and then it went weird.

So originally as said, was posted on Wattpad where at the end of each chapter there was a set of Votes. The Story finally finished but you can still find the original stuff on Watt. Here is the completed version minus the votes. If you want to join in future Adventures, please keep an eye on my wattpad account under the same name.

It was a beautiful day in the multiverse, singing flowers blooming birds... no they actually were.

Its not a misprint.

And a Skeleton was making there way through the area.

Dream Thought it was a beautiful day.

No battles.

His brother wasn't causing issues, and Ink for once wasn't driving him up the wall.

Nothing could make this day go badly.

Then he saw someone ahead.

Standing there was Error, The Destroyer.

Ink rival..

Dream was on his own, and his attacks would only do so much.

So... what if he changed what he did.

Taking a deep breath Dream walked towards the destroyer, who was apparently snacking on chocolate.

"Hey good looking," Dream said with an easy grin.

Error blinked and looked at the gold garbed skeleton.

"What are you on Dream?" Error asked.

"Who said I was on anything," he purred back.

Error glitched a bit more then usual.

"What's Inky's plan now," he growled.

"Just my plans," Dream said leaning up.

 Chu

Error fell down with a thud as Dream kissed him.

"Um..." Dream said as Error started rebooting.

"Get away from him Dream!" a voice growled.

And there was Nighty, looking as evil and goopy as always.

"Aw come on, he might be evil but at least he's cute and has a soul. Why do you always stop be from getting a boyfriend!" Dream pouted stamping his foot.

"Because your an immature idiot and think Ink for brains is a good choice half the time," Nightmare replied smugly.

Meanwhile Error had rebooted and hid in the bushes.

"No way! He just wants me for emotions! So let em have Error!" Dream cried.

"No way! Do you know how hard it was to get to the friend zone! I have to make it to the boyfriend zone next!" Nightmare snarled.

"So we both want him!" Dream said drawing his bow and arrows.

Error ate popcorn in the bushes.

It was nice to be wanted.

"We'll decide in a battle!" Nightmare called.

They leapt forward, attack on attack...

And somehow created a pentagram shape.

And activated it.

And Blinked.

"Blue?" Dream asked bewildered, as the other star sans seemed to appear in the pentagram.

"Wasn't I just making Tacos?" Blue said looking around a tray of food in his hands.

"I knew it!" Nightmare cried pointing at Blue.

"Knew what?" Dream asked.

"I knew Blue had to be secretly evil!" Nightmare yelled dramatically.

Error fell over laughing in the bushes, scattering his popcorn everywhere.

"Its is something I'm wearing?" Blue asked looking down at his clothing.

"EVIL!" Nightmare hissed.

"Brother... I'm sure this is a misunderstanding," Dream sighed, trying not to think of the weird thing Blue did.

"EVIL!" Nightmare cried.

"Can you guys send me home, the ovens still on," Blue asked with a sigh.

"He has to be evil, because he made friends with Error!" Nightmare protested, Blues eye twitched.

"That's jut the power of friendship, after all your Error's friend," Dream pointed out smugly.

"EVIL!" Nightmare ylled which was starting to get annoying.

"SEND ME HOME NOOOOOW!" Blue said in a warped voice an Error symbol appearing in one eye, the twins eeped and hugged each other.

When no return summon had happened, Blue got mad.

"So your just going to cry like babies," he said, voice still warped.

"Run you fools," Error said from his spot.

"Ha ha ah, I'm sure we'll be alright.. were friends right?"Dream asked nervously.

"We're going to die," Nightmare shivered.

"I'm sure it will be fine, after all Blue.. was the most innocent one right?" Dream said shivering.

Right?

Multiverse...

Stars darn it.. why did the multiverse only 4th wall break for Blue.

"Well then... I'm guessing you both need punishment," Blue giggled a bit insanely, voice glitching even more.

White bones shifted, Errors appeared around his body.

"Why aren't you running yet?" Blueberror smiled, voice fully glitched like Error now.

Only for a Taco to land in his hands.

Nightmare and Dream stared.

It was a fully cooked fresh taco.

"Oh! A Taco!" Blueberror said, and ate the Taco.

Magically he seemed to turn back into normal Blue.

"Your just not you when your hungry Blue," Error said, putting away his 'In case of Blueberror box' back into its magical hiatus.

"Thanks Error," Blue said all smiled and sparkles.

"Evil..." Nightmare whimpered.

"Soo... whats going on?" Blue asked putting his tray into magical space.

"Wait a minute," Blue said, eye lights blazing "Were you asking out my Error on a date!"

"Your Error?" Dream said faintly.

Nightmare looked ready to have an Error type crash.

"Of Course! We've been dating for years," Blue said happily.

"You did get the wedding invites right?" Error asked confused as he stood beside Blue.

"Wedding..." Dream said wild eyed.

"Invitations!" Nightmare squeaked.

"After all I don't share, Error's mine," Blue said with a wicked grin.

Error smiled happily.

Ink sulked in the bushes, everyone was having so much fun.

And they hadn't even invited him!

Him.. the Creator!

Why hadn't he gotten an invite to this drama yet, or even the wedding.

"Um... you got invited," a voice said.

"Don't I have any friends," he sniffed.

"Hello?" the voice said.

"He's totally not paying attention," a second voice said.

"Time to forth wall break!" the first said gleefully.

"We're already breaking it!" the second said.

"Time to join the party!" GumdropWolfYT gleefully shouted, as he picked up and Ink and threw him towards the other four skeletons.

ObsessiveFangorl facepalmed and dragged the other away, quickly closing the forth wall behind them.

"Ahhhhhh!" Ink shouted as he went flying

Crash

Fate held up a scoreboard with a 9 out of ten.

Error, Blue, Nightmare and Dream had slammed across the area from Ink who had suddenly bowled them over.

It was clearly a Ten Fate.

Fate?

Fine ignore me.

Hmph...

"Owwww," Blue said, he quickly got up and rushed to Error to press the 'Yes to Reboot' button.

"I see starrrs," Dream giggled clearly knocked over silly.

"I'm sooo done!" Nightmare said, opened a portal and left.

"Wait.. where did Ink go?" Blue said, looking for the resident soulless skeleton.

And Blinked when he spotted him.

"This.. is hilarious!" Reaper laughed taking pictures with his camera phone, he hadn't expected to come across Ink boi embedded into a hill side in a skeleton made crater.

Seconds made a dying sound.

"Hello Reaper!" Blue said happily, from beside the downed Error and Dream.

"Hey Blue, I see the moron was being a  moron again," Reaper said.

"Nah, just a badly patched forth breaking," Blue said cheerfully.

"So normal as usual then," Reaper cackled.

Suddenly Reaper paused, and stared.

“Is everything alright Error?” Blue asked, Error groaned and slowly got up.

“Geno..” Reaper whispered.

“Whoever Geno is, can take a number after this migraine,” Error said rubbing his skull.

“No, your Geno!” Reaper said shocked, his mate had vanished eons ago.

One minute there, the next nope.. cya later reality.

“I think I’d know if I was someone else,” Error said, after all Fate had said they’d created them from the anti-void.

Meanwhile Fate was trying to hide from Destiny’s glare.

“Yeah... you know what,” Reaper said with a smile.

“What what?” Blue asked bewildered.

Who was Geno?

“See ya, sorry you’ll have to cancel the wedding as I have I waifu to claim!” Reaper grinned, suddenly beside Error. He grabbed the destroyer who crashed, then both vanished.

“Get back with my Error!” Blue screamed going super sai.... I mean Blueberror and vanishing also.

Dream twitched.

Ink blinked and looked around wondering where everyone went.

If Reaper was anyone else, he’d be biting his fingers in frustration.

He’d found his Geno.

Geno so changed.

Geno.. who clearly didn’t remember him.

Yet... his soul pulsed, he could feel the link between them as soulmates.

What had broken Geno, his wonderful stubborn Geno.

Geno and himself, who had been discussing if they wanted children.

“Can you stop staring at me,” Error said grumpily, they were in Reapertale in Reapers home. Why Error hadn’t left yet, Reaper had bribed him with chocolate.

One of the things that apparently not changed between Error and his past self.

“Sorry... it’s just, I never figured out I’d find you this way,” Reaper said unhappily, after all how did one react to ones mate becoming the destroyer.

“As far as I know, Fate created me as Ink’s counterpart. I’m linked heavily to the Anti-void. If I’m gone to long, I’m pulled back. I don’t know how I can be your Geno,” Error said sipping a giant chocolate milkshake.

“Anyway, you can prove it?” another voice said, Reaper and Error blinked as suddenly as Blue was there eating a Taco at the table.

“How did you get here!” Reaper said shocked, only he himself and Grim should have been able to enter without an invite.

“Technically I’m an error a glitch in the system,” Blue chirped, his form shifting to his other self then back.

Right... Geno use to walk through security like it wasn’t there also.

“And what do you plan to do if you find out he is my waifu?” Reaper asked.

“Well Share him of course, Error is the only one I ever wanted. And at least your cute too, my glitchy error codes would protect me too,” Blue said wickedly.

Reaper and Error blushed heavily.

“Right,” Reaper said shakily... we have a few ways to do this.

“And?” Error asked, interested either way.

“TIME TRAVEL!” TK!Sans shouted appearing in a flash of time travel.

“Out! When I find out how you keep getting in with time magic this better stop!” Reaper said annoyed, stupid time kids.

“Oh! Look at the time. Gotta go!” the time tot said and vanished, leaving Reaper grumbling.

“You were saying?” Blue said giggling.

“I have a gem that sends us back in time, out of phase so no one can see us and we can’t change anything,” Reaper replied. “We go back, tag Geno as he’s taken and follow!”

“Why didn’t you use it in the past?” Error asked.

“You need three people to use it, and every time I get someone to agree they start arguing on where they should go first,” Reaper said dryly.

“Lets do this!” Blue cheered.

“Welp. Lets do this,” Reaper said, pulling a weird grey gem from a shelf.

“How does it work?” Error asked.

“Oh, were already there,” Reaper cackled, and all three of them faded away.

Fate sputtered as her toy vanished.

OoOoO

Three figures appeared with a Zomp sound.

Yes, a Zomp sound.

No were not going to describe it more.

Anyway...

“The world looks grey,” Error said looking around.

“And there is Geno, the day he vanished!” Reaper said pointing to a bloody glitchy skeleton.

“Does this have a speed up option?” Blue asked as Reaper tagged Geno.

“Sure,” Reaper said and slammed the gem into a tree.

“Cool!” Blue chirped as the world sped up.

Suddenly strings zoomed out of nowhere like a lasso yeeted Geno out of the area.

“Not my strings,” Error said, “looks like fates.”

“Right, lets follow!” Blue said, and they quickly followed the tag on Geno.

“The Anti-void!” Error said as they appeared in endless white.

“And there is Geno!” Reaper smirked.

“Hey you, Glitchy boi!” a voice yelled in the voice.

“Yeah you!” the voice yelled as Geno pointed at himself.

“I need a destroyer, you’ll do,” the voice said.

“That’s fate...” Error said dryly.

“Um.. no thanks, I kinda have to tell Reaper something important,” Geno said.

“Who said you got to say no?” Fate asked.

 Womp!

A giant hammer fell from nowhere and hit Geno, covering the area with a cloud somehow.

“Um...” Reaper said at the scene.

“...” Error said as the dust cleared.

“Now my minion! Do your job!” Fate cackled.

“Riiight... lets go home,” Blue said sweatdropping.

 BOIIIING

“What’s with the weird sounds it makes?” Blue asked.

“No clue,” Reaper said.

“...” Error said.

“Error honey?” Blue asked in concern.

And crashed and rebooted.

“That’s new,” Blue said as the reboot stopped at 99% with a new choice.

‘Download and install Original Data YES/NO’

Blue quickly pressed yes.

“Thank you for choosing The Origination Reincarnation Station, please sit back and relax” a gentle female voice said, then Error exploded.

“What the stars!” Reaper said as they were knocked back.

“Error!” Blue cried.

“And welcome back the migraine,” a voice said, a non glitchy voice.

“Geno babe!” Reaper said happily.

“I need to sit down,” Error.. no Geno said getting up, Reaper quickly helped his spouse to a chair.

“Are.. you still Error?” Blue asked worriedly.

“Yes...” Geno said.

“Good, just because you got your old body isn’t stopping my wedding to you two!” Blue said smugly, the married couple blushed.

“You had news for me... when you vanished,” Reaper asked softly.

“Ah..” Geno said blushing heavier.

“Ohhhh.....” Blue said giggling suddenly.

“I... was kind of pregnant when Fate grabbed me... and still am, now that this body was freed,” Geno said summoning his ecto body, which was quiet far along.

“How did we not notice!” Reaper said in shock.

 “            Well... I never summon my ecto body, and my glitched state hid any                  signs. Also.. I’m half dead and your Death,” Geno said dryly.      

Meanwhile Blue started having millions of baby thoughts, Error/Geno was a beautiful Skeleton in both forms. And the three of them would make adorable children, he wondered how long it would take to talk Reaper to get him knocked up too.

“Heh heh heh... Blue said lost in his own head.

“I’m sorry...” Geno whispered holding Reapers hand.

“For what, your alive,” Reaper gently said, he leaned forward and touched there foreheads together.

“But... I cheated on you as Error,” Geno cried.

 “Shhh... that doesn’t matter. You had no clue you were anything but what Fate said love. And I can see you truly love Blue too.. he’s not bad, and if that’s the price I pay for you I’ll pay it a million times,”            Reaper promised to his teary eyed love.      

 “It won’t be easy, I’m stil            l                   th                  e                   Destroyer. The Error,”                  Geno said.      

 “And I’m Death, Death and Destruction go together,”            Reaper smirked.      

“Idiot,” Geno said.

“And Blue can be the Chaos,” Reaper giggled.

“Crap...” Geno suddenly said.

“Whats wrong?” Blue asked, coming out of his daydreams.

“Well... Its time, guess the baby got tired of waiting eons to be born,” Geno said wincing.

 Thump

Reaper had left the building.

Okay fainted.

“Gahhh.... oh my stars!” Blue panicked and ran around like a headless chicken.

 Pow

And there was Blue meeting the wall.

 “            Why...” he cried through the pain.      

OoOoO

The sound of crying.

 “Take it easy, your magic will b            e                   over stressed for th                  e                   next few weeks,” a voice said, yes.. Sci’s voice.      

 “            I will, thank you for allowing me here,” Genos voice came.      

“No problem, was hilarious to see you rushing in using magic to carry Blue and Reaper,” Sci cackled.

 “The Baby!”            Reaper said coming fully awake.      

“Over here,” Geno said amused.

Apparently there were in at a hospital, Blue was just coming too.

“Reaper.. meet our son,” Geno said happily, held in his arms was a tiny Skeleton with one eye light typical to a sans type.

“He’s perfect,” he said raspy voiced in awe.

“What’s his name?” Blue asked wide eyed.

“I think his proud papa should choose,” Geno said.

“Goth, taking parts of both our names,” Reaper said happily, here he was gettinga happy ending.

Death and his glitch.

Death and Destruction.

With Chaos at the side.

“Hey Geno, next kids mine,” Blue smirked.

Geno sputtered.

Reaper laughed.

“You have quiet the future kiddo,” Reaper told the newborn.

He couldn’t wait to see it.

END

[shewolfofficial]

Could I request some playful fluff where the reader gets in trouble with Levi from something the boys did (like Eren or Jean) and makes her run after it rained which causes her to get muddy from head to toe. As pay back for punishing her for something she didn't do she asks Levi if he wants a hug and ends up chasing him and somehow they end up confessing their feelings for one another? Sorry if this is long I've had this idea for a while now 😂

This is actually a really cute request

Warning: Cursing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You had just finished cleaning the girl's dorm, a long, tiring two hours of non-stop sweeping, dusting and scrubbing away at invisible dirt that you’d be sure Levi would notice even if it looked like it didn’t exist. Swiping the sweat from your forehead you took one last glance at your work of art, proud of your cleaning you sauntered on out of the dorm to the corridor facing the boy's dormitory. The muffled sounds of voices nearing the door across the corridor from you got louder and louder until the door swung open and out came a very pissed off duo.

Eren and Jean.

Stomping towards you with an irritated expression Jean dropped the little bucket of dust he collected with Eren by your side and shoved a broom into your chest. ‘’F/N take over for me will ya? I need some air’’ the taller male said before disappearing outside not giving you a chance to respond. Sighing Eren stepped towards you scratching the back of his neck. ‘’Sorry about that jerk.. He needs to grow up and stop whining like a child.. I’m going to go find the captain cya!’’ Eren chirped as you shot him a confused look but nodded along anyway. ‘’See you at dinner Eren!’’ you waved him off but the first step the boy took ended up in him tripping over the bucket of dirt and dust, almost tripping to the ground Eren quickly regained his composure.

‘‘F/N! I’m so sor-!’‘

‘‘It’s fine Eren, don’t worry.. Go find the captain and I’ll see you later kay?’‘ you brushed him off kneeling down to recollect the dirt that sprawled all along the stone floor. Hesitantly nodding he bid you good luck and took off down the corridor, soon disappearing behind a turn as you began to hum as you started to take up the dirt before anyone else arrived-

‘‘L/N..’’

Oh no..

Please don’t be..

Please don’t be..!

Turning around you peered over your shoulder letting out a nervous laugh as you nearly came face to face with your superiors knee, snapping your eyes upwards you visibly gulped at the sight of the angry clean freak gnome scowling down towards you with his arms crossed in disappointment. Tapping his boot off the stone floor you immediately brought yourself up and saluted him earning an eye roll.

‘‘Why are you playing in the dirt?’‘

What!? You were cleaning it! Not playing in it!

‘‘I- uh.. I was cleaning it, Jean gave me his cleaning stuff and took off, Eren was going to go and find you but-’‘

‘’Do me a favour and run laps outside L/N’‘

That’s so unfair! He didn’t even let you explain!

‘‘But sir! It wasn’t my mess! It was-!’‘

‘‘Now L/N.’‘

O shit, why did he use that tone of voice, it’s scary as shit!

Obediently nodding you turned and walked off towards the sloppy training ground hearing grumbles and a string of curses from your captain. It was still raining a little and you might as well say buh-bye to your newly cleaned uniform you got earlier. 

// Time Skip \\

God knows how long passed and you were still outside running in the mud, you’ve tripped once or twice resulting in you now looking like a walking talking slop of dirt, though you were thankful that you didn’t get any of your hair ruined since it would be a bitch to clean out the dirt from it. Your chest and legs burned along with your back, a nice warm shower and a cosy warm bed to nap in.

Maybe if luck decided to be on your side for once you could fall asleep in your captain's arms-

‘‘L/N what are you doing out here? You should’ve been back inside for dinner five minutes ago’‘

Halting to a stop you turned around to face Levi as he stepped towards you careful not to get his uniform dirtied by the mud as you grinned internally from the idea you got.

You were going to dirty this bitch.

‘‘Oh I guess I just got caught up in having fun in the dirt, want to join me captain? I’m very lonely’‘ you pouted stalking towards the man with a mischievous glint in your E/C eyes. Feline like eyes squinting towards you Levi watched you to see what you were doing as he took a step back. ‘‘Tch I’m not going to fucking play in the dirt with you F/N, you’re filthy- w-what are you even doing?’‘ Levi’s eyes widened somewhat as you grinned opening your arms out to him as your pace quickened towards him.

‘‘Hug me captain~!’‘

‘‘Fuck no!’‘

And like that, you began to chase your higher up around the training field, deliberately getting yourself more filthy as he only ran from you more. An audience had gathered in the hallway by the windows watching you chase the raven haired man.

‘‘F/N fuck off!’‘

‘‘Hug me!’‘

‘‘Piss off!’‘

You continued to chase him into a little patch of trees out of sight from the HQ, Levi kept glancing back to you only to receive a devious smirk from you as you almost caught up to him. ‘’F/N I will hit you! Leave me the fuck alone!’’ Levi tried taking another glance behind him towards you as you giggled ‘’real men don’t hit women! Come on! Give me some cuddles!’’ you called out towards him as he attempted to take a sharp turn around a tree. Sliding and eventually falling to his knees Levi paled when he turned to you only to be tackled to the mud resulting n a little splash of it splattering onto you both.

Laughing a little you saw a miniature smile tug at Levi’s lips as you both rolled over fighting to be on top. His now dirtied uniform along with a little streak of mud on his cheek clung to his skin, Levi’s shadow toned orbs were surprisingly filled with life as you both rolled around in the mud giggling and laughing.

Eventually straddling his hips you were a panting mess while smiling down to Levi, he was looking up to you with slightly parted lips as you pinned his hands weakly above his head. ‘’I think I win captain... That was fun’’ you breathe out as Levi clicks his tongue and flips you both over in a split second.

‘‘What was that? I’d say you’re wrong there F/N, I win’‘

‘‘Alright.. Alright, you win..-’‘ you swiftly grabbed a handful of mud and slapped it onto Levi’s head watching his face turn into a completely mortified one ‘’you’re now the mud king!’’ you laughed as he got a chunk himself and splat it on your hair making you squirm from underneath him. ‘‘Now, what’s my prize you dork?’‘ Levi asked sitting back on your lower body yet he didn’t dare break the eye contact you both held, shrugging a little you finally broke the gaze and averted your vision elsewhere trying to think of a prize for him. 

‘‘Oh I know what my prize will be..’‘

Turning back to look at him you were about to respond but you were silenced by Levi leaning down and pecking your lips making an uncontrollable fiery blush that spread across your face. Sitting up ever so slightly you looked at your captain wide-eyed as he wore the usual blank expression. Clicking his tongue with a disapproved looking expression Levi looked over your features. ‘’That kiss was absolute shit... Let me try again..’’ he muttered making you let a laugh slip ‘’it doesn’t have to be perfect, not a full-on make-out session captain’’ you say as Levi grumbles and slams his lips against your own resulting in you squealing a little but return it. Shortly you both pulled away for air, Levi slid off you and stood up grimacing at his uniform as you lay there without a care in the world.

‘‘I like you captain, we should go out sometime’‘

‘‘Agreed, I’ll pick you up at 7 tomorrow’‘

[zmayadw]

Evening all :)

Hope you all had a nice few days :)

Anyway, here is the next part.

Enjoy your evening!

CALL OF THE RAVEN

PART 16

The sun was out already when i woke up the next day. Jake was still asleep next to me. He looked so peacful, no worry showing on his face. I smiled, giving him a kiss on the cheek, running my hand through his hair. „'Morning, sleepyhead.“ I said, nibbling softly at his ear. He smiled, his eyes still closed. „Are you trying to kill me? I'm so sore from all the fun we had yesterday, i'm not sure i'll be able to get out of bed.“ I laughed at it „Don't worry, i'll let you rest.“ Adding, kissing him on the neck „At least for the morning.“ Now he laughed, taking the pillow form under his head, throwing it at me. „You're crazy.“ He said turning, giving me a long kiss. „You're welcome to take a shower.“ I told him „it might ease some of the soreness off.“ „That's not a bad idea.“ He gave me one more kiss, getting out of the bed. As he neared the bathroom doors, i asked „Is it ok if i turn my phone now?“ „Oh, i forgot.“ He said, going to the desk, unpluging my phone, handing it to me. „It's fine, you can use it normaly.“ „Thanks.“ I turned it on, checking a few messages i got while it was off. One was from Jessy, asking if i contacted Jake. I chuckled, thinking how Jessy will be thrown out of her shoes when i tell her about all that happened with him. I replied to her, asking if she wants to meet for coffee later. I checked other messages, and tensed a bit when i saw the one from Phil. „Hey gorgeous, hope you ok. Havent heard from you for a while, just checking up on you. Don't be a stranger ;)“ Shit, i tought, i forgot about Phil. I threw my phone on the bed, burrying my face in the pillow. Ah, crap. I will have to talk to Phil soon, and i dreaded it. He was always nice to me, and i was willing to give him a chance if things with Jake didnt turn out like this. I took my phone back, replying to Phil „Hey, hey, all is fine. Been bussy working. But thanks for checking up on me! Will come to Aurora for a drink soon, promise! :) „ Jessy replied in the mean time, telling she is free arround 13h, and i replied confirming our meeting. Phil also replied. „Glad to hear you ok! Dont work yourself out, take a break ;) See you soon, gorgeous.“ Bah, i tought, throwing my phone back to bed. I so didnt want to have another talk with Phil. Even tho he said he would be fine, i knew it wouldnt go easy on him. He really was into me, and i didnt feel good knowing what i had to do. I got lost in my toughts, that i havent noticed Jake was standing at the bathrom door, looking at me curiously. „Everything ok?“ he asked. I sighed, giving him a small smile „It will be.“ „You sure?“ he asked, and i could see he wasnt sattisfied with my answer. „Yes, Jake, im sure. Its nothing that cant wait.“ I said giving him a bit better smile. He looked at me a bit skeptically „Alright, if you say so.“ My phone rang then, and i was grateful for it. I really didnt want to talk to Jake about Phil, at least not right now. Jake got agitated at my phone as i took it, answering it a bit surprised. „Hannah?“ i said, and i saw Jake was being confused as much as me. „Hello, Maya.“ She replied cheerfuly „Hope i'm not disturbing you.“ „Ofcours not.“ I told her „Whats up?“ „Well, i called to ask if you are free tonight? I'm inviting everyone for drinks at the Aurora. I'v got some good news to share with you all.“ „Ofcourse!“ i told her cheerfuly. „Great.“ She chimed from the other side. „You we'r the last one i needed to call. I tried yesterday, but your phone was unreachable.“ „Yeah, i turned it off, wanted some peace while working, sorry.“ I said sounding apologetically, looking at Jake. He just grinned at me. „No need to apologise, i understand. Well, i do have someoe else to contact.“ She said „I dont suppose you heard from or seen my half-brother recently?“ „Jake?“ i asked, trying to sound surprised, and he looked at me rising his eyebrows. „No, sorry, i havent seen him, or talked to him recently.“ „Hmm, i called him few times, but he didnt answer or called me back.“ She said, sounding a bit worried. „Im sure hes fine.“ I told her, grinning at Jake., him shaking his head at

me. „Yeah, you're probably right. Anyway, i have to go now. Cya tonight, arround nine.“ „Cya tonight, Hannah.“ I lovered my phone, Jake asking „What was that about?“ „Well“ i started „Hannah wants for all of us to meet at the Aurora tonight, she has some news she wants to share.“ I looked at him inquiry. „Dont look at me, i have no clue what she wants.“ „Hmm, i guess we'll find out tonight then.“ I said. I looked at him „By the way, was it ok i told her i havent seen you? I mean, we havent really talked ourselves about all of this.“ He smiled, sitting next to me. „Its fine, Maya.“ He took my hand, entwining his fingers with mine. „Maybe we should keep it to ourselfs for a while.“ He said, but looked at me with a grin „Even tho i dont care who knows.“ I grinned „Same here.“ „Hmm, you sure about that?“ he asked, and i looked puzzled at him. „Well, we are meeting Hannah at Aurora tonight, and i know one person there who would care.“ Shit, i tought. „If you mean Phil, im very well aware of it.“ I said, getting up from the bed. I got a bit annoyed by Jakes words, even tho i knew he was right. „Maya“ Jake started, and i looked back at him. His eyes met mine, and my heart skipped a beat. I could see insecurity written all over his face, his eyes gloomy. „Do you still feel the same about Phil?“ he asked. I walked back to him, taking his head in my hands, leveling his eyes with mine. „Do you really have to ask me that, after all that happened?“ i told him witha a smile and kissed him. I moved back, meeting his eyes again. „It was always you that i wanted. Only you, Jake.“ He pulled me to him and kissed me, and this time it felt different. Before, his kisses wer packed with desire and lust. But this time his kiss was deep, tender, i would dare to say full of love. „You're amazing.“ He told me „I'm lucky to have you.“ He kissed me again, with that same depth and tenderness as earlier, sending tingles. This time, every move we made was slow and gentle. This time, we made love.

I was getting my sneakers on, as Jake was zipping his hoodie. „Will you be ok tonight? At the Aurora?“ i asked him. „I mean, seeing Phil acting as he would arround me.“ He groaned a bit „Not really, but i'll survive.“ I walked to him, putting my hands arround his neck, saying teasingly „I'll make it up to you later, if you promise to behave.“ He raised his eyebrow at me „That sounds tempting“ he started „But i cant promise you i wont be tempted to not behave.“ I grined at him, giving him a quick kiss „Well, do your best.“ „That, i can promise.“ He said, grining back. I let go of him, grabing my phone checking the time before throwing it at my purse. I took the car keys „I'm gonna be late! You ready?“ „Yes, lets go.“ I gave him the car keys, and he drowe us to the towns center. „Are you gonna tell Jessy about us?“ he asked. „I dont know.“ I said „She was the one who begged me to contact you about the calls, so she knows abou that.“ I paused for a while, a smile creeping to my face „And Jessy can be quite perceptive, she might figure out on her own that something is up.“ I looked at him „Would it be alright with you if she knew?“ „I wouldnt mind“ he said „If she can keep it to herself, for now at least.“ „If i ask it of her, she will.“ I told him. „You two became really close.“ He said , as we came to the parking in the center. „We did , she means a lot to me.“ He turned to me, taking the keys from the ignition. „But you are on top of my 'special people' list.“ I said leaning in for a kiss. He kissed me back, moving away, giving me the keys. „Good.“ He said, grinning „Now off you go, you're late already. And before anyone sees us.“ We left the car, and i started walking backwards from it, blowing him a kiss „See you tonigh.“ He smiled „See you, Maya.“

Jessy was already at the cafe when i came, sitting myself on the chair accross from her „I'm late, i know, i'm sorry!“ I looked at her appologeticaly. „Its fine“ she said, smiling „I got here few minutes ago myself, to be honest.“ „Good.“ I told her. „So what have you been up lately?“ i asked, her face getting cheerful. „Well, as a matter of fact, i have some good news.“ „Yeah? Well, out with it allready!“ i chimed happily. „Ok, ok. Well you know i had to find a new job, after all that happened.“ Her face got a bit gloomy as she said it, and i understood it. I gave her a small smile, thinking how much her life must have been affected by all that have happened. Jet, she stayed so positive through it all. „Anyway“ she continued „I had a job interwiev today.“ „Oh, Jessy, that's great!“ i exclaimed cheerfuly „Where at?“ She smiled „At the library.“ I clapped my hands at it, i knew how much Jessy liked that place, and books, too. „Thats excellent, not just good news, Jessy! I'm happy for you.“ i told her, smiling sencerely. „Well, i havent gotten the job, jet.“ She started „But i have a very good chance for it.“ „I'm sure you will get it.“ I told her. „Anyway, enough about me. Did you contact Jake already?“ she asked, getting all serious on me. „I did.“ I said, a small smile appearning at the corner of my lips. „Good.“ She said, not noticing „And, what happened?“ A lot, i tought to myself. „Well, he checked my phone, to see if it was hacked or something.“ „Did he find anything?“ I sighed „Unfortunatly, no.“Thats not good.“ Jessy said „Can't he do anything else? I mean, isn't that like his expertise?“ „He is trying one more thing.“ I told her. „He connected' to my incoming calls, again.“ I started, and Jessy looked inquiringly at me. „We're hoping he can figure out the location from where the calls are comming like that.“ „Hmm, that would be usefull.“ „Indeed“ i said „I just wish all would end soon, i'm getting terrified by it all, Jessy.“ „I know, Maya“ she said „I'm sure Jake will be abel to find something.“ „I hope so, Jessy.“ I said. „He will.“ She said, smiling reasuringly at me „We all know how skillful he is.“ Indeed, i tought, and not just with computers. Jessy was looking at me now, like she could read my toughts. She squinted her eyes at me „Something else is up.“ „What do you mean?“ i said, trying to sound as calm as i could. „You look different.“ „Different how?“ i asked. „I dont know“ she started „It's like, you're glowing.“ She continued looking at me, and i got a bit fidgety. She was staring intensly at me. Then, all of a sudden, her eyes opened wide, a grin on her face. „You hooked up!“ she almost screamed. „What?“ i tried to sound confused, but she didnt bought it. „You and Jake, you hooked!“ she chimed again. „Dont denie it!“ she said, grinning at me. I groaned „Fine! Yes, we hooked.“ I looked at her, and we both started squilling like a teenage girls. „Finaly!“ she said laughing „Im happy for you, Maya.“ „Thanks, Jessy. Im happy ,too. But, please, keep it to yourself. At least for now.“ I said pleadingly. „Ohh, i'll try my best, i promise.“ she said. „Give it your best, at least for tonight.“ I pleaded her again. She got serious „Uh, oh, Aurora tonight.“ „Yes, Aurora tonight.“ I said, dreadfully “It can never be simple for me.“ She gave me an akward smile, squizing my hand. We stayed silent for a moment, before a smile started creeping back to Jessys face. „Sooo“ she started „Jake and you? Talk! And i want to hear everything. And i mean, E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.“ I laughed, Jessy looking at me with the biggest grin on her face. „Alright.“ I said, Jessy clapping her hands excitedly.

[sannoji]

another scp

SCP-7896 Crash Dummies

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-7896 instances should be placed in separate standard humanoid containment cells with no interactions between the instances. 2 guards should be placed to protect the SCP-7896 instances from escaping, one guard outside the door leading to the cell and one outside in the hallway of the containment cells. If a SCP-7896 instance teleports out of its containment, MTF team Mu-13 (Ghostbusters) should be dispatched to find the SCP-7896 instances in the area.

Description: SCP-7896 instances are pack-based predators resembling crash test dummies, humanoid figures used in vehicular testing to determine the safety of the vehicle, designated SCP-7896-1 and SCP-7896-2. SCP-7896-1 instances are reddish-orange, with simple facial features.

SCP-7896-1 instances prey on any kind of animals, often humans. The hunting tactics SCP-7896-1 instances seem to use fear as a hunting tactic, purposefully scaring its prey by knocking things over when the prey is not looking, changing positions when the prey is not looking at the SCP-7896-1 instance, among other things. SCP-7896-1 instances will stalk its prey, making the prey more and more fearful of their surroundings, and this effect is particularly worse in humans, especially those with a high IQ, or Intelligence Quotient. Once the prey has become extremely afraid, a SCP-7896-1 instance will then manifest in front of their prey, quickly approaching them, emitting a high pitched noise while flailing their limbs, killing them through unknown means. The instance that completes this task is not always the instance that was hunting the prey leading up to the prey’s death, and the prey seems to be shared among the other instances.

However, SCP-7896-2 instances do not show the same tactic. SCP-7896-2 instances are completely black, with only 2 shining white dots for eyes. SCP-7896-2 instances do not seem to use stalking as its method of hunting, rather becoming dormant in specific areas, waiting for prey. Whenever prey comes close, the SCP-7896-2 will teleport in front of the prey and duplicate themselves. In 90% of these cases, the prey will suffer from cardiac arrest and die. SCP-7896-2 instances show a much higher IQ than SCP-7896-1 instances, and SCP-7896-2 instances seem to be able to control SCP-7896-1 instances.

SCP-7896 instances show high amounts of strength, able to break body parts, such as bones. SCP-7896 instances also share an ability to change their appearances, to blend into their surroundings. Currently, it is unknown how SCP-7896 instances are able to do this.

ADDENDUM

On 7/12/████, 3 bodies were found in an automobile company named [DATA EXPUNGED]. The first victim discovered, Julia Arkams, was found outside the company’s main building, her body was dumped by the front door to the building, and a crash test dummy was discovered beside her, in the same position of Julia Arkams. Julia Arkams had died around approximately 1:20 P.M., and her cause of death is strangulation. The second victim, Tim Bonnet, was found inside a testing vehicle in the passenger’s side, with a crash test dummy placed in a comedic position with its right arm on the horn and the left arm on the steering wheel. The cause of death is unknown. The final victim, Samantha Wilkkes, was found huddled in her office, and 3 crash dummies surrounded her. Her cause of death is also unknown.

The crash dummies found are thought to be instances of SCP-7896, and a cover up story was initiated about a murder-suicide involving the three victims, that Tim Bonnet, one of the victims, killed both Julia Arkams and Samantha Wilkkes. After the discovery of the bodies, a computer was found describing the events that unfolded before the deaths of the three. A chat log was found, seemingly used by the company. An additional person was found in the chat log, however the identity is unknown. It is believed Samantha Wilkkes did not join the chat, as the chat logs state of Samantha being new to the company, though a person named “Sam” joined chat. (See CHAT LOG 2) In the cover up story, this info is to be let out.

Note: Things in brackets are what is said in the chat log, while things in parentheses are from the documentation for this SCP file.

CHAT LOG 1

(2:35 P.M., 7/10/████)

Julia123: Hey guys, how ya doing?

SlimJimTim: Pretty great. Say, how about we prank the new person? Samantha Wilkkes or whatever her name is?

Angen: Lol, we should

Julia123: Are you sure? What if she finds out?

Angen: Julia, stop overthinking this you’re ruining the fun! LMAO

SlimJimTim: Alright! Here’s my plan: you guys know those crash test dummies we use? I think we should place them all over the building to scare her.

Angen: LMFAO THAT’S PERFECT

Julia123: Fine. But count me out of helping.

Angen: You just don’t get fun Julia.

[Julia123 has disconnected from the chat]

Angen: bitch

SlimJimTim: Anyway, I’ll go set up the crash test dummies. Let’s hope Julia doesn’t tell, lmao

Angen: cya

[SlimJimTim has disconnected from the chat]

CHAT LOG 2

(12:41 P.M., 7/11/████)

SlimJimTim: Have you guys seen Julia lately? She didn’t come to work.

Angen: no why

SlimJimTim: I think she’s trying to mess up our plan to prank Samantha.

Angen: wow

SlimJimTim: Yeah, the crash test dummies I set up have been moved. I even found one in my office. Something about their positions seem weird tbh

Angen: eh you’re being paranoid

SlimJimTim: Maybe.

(Chat stops for approximately 10 hours before someone enters the chat not seen in the previous chat log)

[Sam has joined the chat]

Sam: PLEASE HELP

Angen: what u want

Sam: SOMETHING IS CHASING ME IM HIDING IN MY OFFICE PLEASE SEND HELP OR CALL 911 PLEASE

Angen: lmao

Sam: I AM SERIOUS. PLEASE CALL 911 THEYRE GETTING CLOSER AND MORE AND MORE ARE COMING

SlimJimTim: Fine, I’ll bite. Get to my office, second floor go left after getting off the elevator, third office

Sam: I’LL TRY BUT THEYRE STILL COMING THERES MORE

(6 minutes pass with no new chat messages)

SlimJimTim: U okay Sam?

Angen: eh I bet she’s pranking us lmao

SlimJimTim: I hope so, she sounded convincing, I’ll go check for her. Do you know where her office is?

Angen: I think first floor dont know which office tho

SlimJimTim: k i’ll go check

Angen: cya

[SlimJimTim has disconnected from the chat]

Angen: Why?

Angen: I don’t mean to.

Angen: Please don’t hate me for this, Jim. Goodbye.

[Angen has disconnected from the chat]

(10 minutes pass with no messages)

[SlimJimTim has joined the chat]

SlimJimTim: ANGEN JULIA IS DEAD

SlimJimTim: ANGEN? ANGEN

SlimJimTim: NO NO NO

SlimJimTim: I AM CALLING THE COPS THIS ISNT FUNNY IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE PRANK I DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING I SEE A BLACK AND WHITE DUMMY IN THE HALLWAY THEYRE AFTER ME PLEASE ANGEN

SlimJimTim: IT HAS A COMPUTER WHAT IM RUNNING BUT I CANT MOVE HELP

[Angen has joined the chat]

Angen: Please forgive me for this, Jim.

SlimJimTim: NO

Angen: tricked ya bye bye

Angen: bitch

[SlimJimTim has disconnected from the chat]

Angen: Bye bye as well to me lmao

[Angen has disconnected from the chat]

END LOG

Two days later after the chat logs were discovered, a video recorder was found in the ventilation system of the company building.

VIDEO LOG

(The footage begins with the recording completely black)

Cole: I am Cole. Three are dead. I doubt if I die anyone will find my body. I’ve witnessed enough. I will show you the truth.

(The video recorder is picked up, and then placed on top of a grate, revealing 1 SCP-7896-2 instance and 2 SCP-7896-1 instances standing in place)

Cole: Angen is NOT who he seems. He is a fake. I’m the only one here who knows who he truly is. He’s a fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.

(Cole laughs for approximately 15 seconds)

Cole: Shit, gotta go. They’re here.

(The recording pins down on the grate, all three of the SCP-7896 instances gone, and loud thumping noises are heard)

END LOG

[rickybowensfever]

Dolan Twins - Grayson Sick

I have been wanting to make a Dolan Twins fic because I’ve been watching them and they’re so funny. Also, I just haven’t seen any sickfics for them? So I wanted to make my own. 

Included: Grayson Dolan, Ethan Dolan, Emma Chamberlain, James Charles

Grayson was tossing and turning in his bed while throwing his blanket off and on. One minute he was shivering, the next he was boiling. His body ached and his head was throbbing. He felt himself going in and out of sleep. He was so tired and that was unusual for him.

He woke, startled to Ethan shouting his name and waving his hands in the air, “Gray!! Gray!! Dude, wake up. God.” Suddenly, Grayson felt a pillow hit his side.

“Ow,” Grayson whispered.

He rubbed his tired, heavy eyes to look up at Ethan who was still shouting at him…

”C’mon, we have to leave in like, an hour if we’re going to make it to Downtown LA in time, ” his brother said explaining their plans for the morning.   

“Alright...I’m up. You didn’t need to throw a pillow at me” Grayson said in a hoarse, low tone and let out a small cough.

“Dude, are you alright?” Ethan asked him, examining his pale complexion and red cheeks.

“Not really. Feel like shit and ‘m cold“ Grayson told his twin brother. He knew he could tell Ethan how he was feeling and he wouldn’t get angry. Ethan always took care of him when he was sick.

Ethan laid his palm across Grayson’s forehead. “Bro...you’re warm. Damn, I’m sorry I didn’t know” he paused, thinking for a moment of what to do. “You know what, you stay here and get some rest and I’ll go to breakfast with Emma and James. I won’t make you go”.

“Thanks, E. Sorry” Grayson mumbled while letting out another small cough. He instantly started to fall back asleep.

“Dude, don’t apologize. It’s alright. Text me if you need anything. I’ll be here for the next thirty minutes” Ethan told him as he walked out of Grayson’s room.  

To: Emma & James

ED: yo gray’s not feeling well so it’ll just be me today      

EC: aww ok poor guy

JC: oh no! I hope he’s ok :’(  

Grayson woke up, shivering to his dark room and heard quiet throughout the house. Ethan probably wasn’t back yet. A harsh cough escaped his lungs and he winced in pain worrying that his asthma would start up. All he wanted was for Ethan to hurry home.

He reached for his vibrating phone on his nightstand on the side of him. Ethan was FaceTiming him. He clicked accept and Ethan’s face appeared and he looked to be in the aisle of CVS.

“Gray! Finally! You answered. I’ve been trying to call you for ten minutes. I’m at CVS and I don’t know what to get” he exclaimed to his brother.

Ethan looked at his brother’s glassy eyes staring at him, wiping sweat from his forehead.

“Uhh  —” Grayson begins as another harsh cough catches him off guard.

Grayson felt winded and his breath was shortened. He quickly grabbed his inhaler and took a few puffs of air until he felt a little better.

Ethan focuses on his brother while browsing the medicine aisle.

“Alright, well definitely cough medicine and cough drops. You like them, right Gray?” Ethan asks his twin brother.

Grayson nods at the camera.

“Ok good. I’ll get the honey ones, they’re good. Ok, next?” he asks.

“Head really hurts,” Grayson tells his brother, his voice hoarse.  

“Ok. I’ll grab some ibuprofen and check out. I’ll be there soon” Ethan told him while putting the items in his red CVS basket.

“Thanks” Grayson mumbled mid-yawn.

“Cya soon!” Ethan said and hung up the call.

Grayson’s head was pounding. He closed his eyes and laid his head back on his cold pillow.

His phone dinged and he saw two incoming text messages from Emma and James.

Emma: hey bud just wanted to check in and say to feel better, let me know if you need anything xo

James: hey sweetie! Hope you’re ok and resting, missed you today!

Grayson smiled and instantly felt his chills coming back at full force. He grabbed his comforter and pulled it over his head, curled up in it and groaned.  

Ethan locked the door behind him and immediately went to his brother's room. He found Grayson shivering under his white comforter. Ethan sat on the edge of Grayson’s bed with his CVS bag and shook him. 

“Gray...Gray” he said, softly.

Grayson woke up, groggy and saw his brother sitting on his bed.

“Hey,” he said and let out a couple violent coughs.

“Feeling any better?” Ethan asked his brother.

Grayson nodded. “No” he tried to reply with his hoarse voice.

Ethan leaned over and felt his brother’s forehead with his palm. 

“Dude..you feel way warmer than this morning. Did you take anything?” he asked, concerned.

Grayson nodded. “No..been sleeping all day”

“Well, that explains your headache. I’ll be right back. Drink some water and take some ibuprofen. It’s in the bag” Ethan told his brother as he went to grab a thermometer.

Grayson nodded and grabbed the plastic CVS bag at the bottom of his feet.

Minutes later, Ethan returned with a thermometer and placed it in his brother’s ear. “Stay still or it won’t work” he commanded.

Once it beeped, Ethan read aloud “One-oh-one. Dude, I didn’t know you were this sick or I wouldn’t have gone”.

“It’s alright. Medicine should help” Grayson told him.

Ethan grabbed the plastic CVS bag and took out the remaining items: cough drops, Dayquil & Nyquil, and a red Gatorade.

“I’m gonna get the Gatorade cold. But, finish that water” he handed him the Dayquil and told him, “Take some of this then you can go back to sleep”.

“Thanks” Grayson whispered.

“No problem. Just want you to feel better. I’m going to just send out a tweet and take a Snap story that you’re too sick to film today. So, we won’t post for this week” Ethan told his brother.

Grayson began to worry. “No.. don’t do that. I’ll be okay”

“No bro, today’s Monday. There’s no way I’m making you film today”

“Fine…” Grayson said with frustration.    

“Dude, I’m sorry but I promise we’ll film once you’re feeling better,” Ethan told his brother, concerned. He knew how much filming meant to Grayson and that he would never miss a day.

“Get some rest. I’ll be in the living room, text me if you need me” Ethan told him and left the room.

Tweet from Ethan Dolan: guys no video this Tuesday gray is sick and we’ll film when he’s feeling better go send him some love

Snapchat - Ethan Dolan:

“Hey, guys!! Just wanted to update and let you all know that we won’t have a video up tomorrow. Gray is sick and I just want him to rest up and get better so we can film something fun for you guys! *cuts to a zoom in of Gray in bed asleep* Go and send him some love and we’ll see you next week!”

Ethan was playing Fortnite in the living room when he heard footsteps behind him and coughing.  He turned around and took off his headset to see Grayson walking him with a blanket around him.

“Gray! What are you doing up?” Ethan asked him, nervously.

“I think my fever is up. I feel s-s-s-o cold” Grayson said through his teeth chattering.

Ethan jumped from the couch and ran toward his brother. He felt his forehead again and this time he was burning.

“Fuck, Gray. Come to lie on the couch. I’m going to call Mom. I know usually you get high fevers but I just want to know what she would do.” Ethan directed his brother and thought for a moment.

“Also, gonna get some crackers because I don’t think you’ve eaten at all today. So, the medicine might not be working great. Gonna grab your inhaler, too”

Grayson nodded and headed to the couch.

Ethan called their mom, who answered quicker than he expected.

“Mom? Hi. Yeah, everything’s okay. Just...Grayson’s sick and has a fever and I wanted to know what I can do about that….Yeah, it was one-oh-one earlier and he took medicine...Give it to him again? Alright. Yeah, I’ll let you know. You wanna talk to him? Sure”.

Ethan handed Grayson the phone and began to get crackers and the Gatorade from the fridge.

“Hi Mom,” Grayson said with a hoarse whisper and a small cough ensued.

“Mhm. I just have a cough and a headache. Yeah, my body hurts. Yeah, I’ve just been sleeping. Okay, I will. Love you, bye”      

Ethan handed Grayson more ibuprofen and set some Saltines and Gatorade on the table next to him.

“Is this good?” Ethan asked his brother as he sat on the couch next to him.

Grayson nodded and thanked him in a low voice.

“You wanna watch a movie?” Ethan asked.

Grayson nodded and Ethan pulled up Netflix on the TV.

“The Conjuring?” Ethan asked him.

“Sure” Grayson mumbled.

Ethan pulled the movie up on the TV and they began to watch.

Grayson coughed through the majority of the first half of the movie until he fell asleep.

[venuixe]

The Life of a Voltron Fan:

Person: [explaining math]

My mind: 

“We are a good team.” 

“I punched Sendak!”

“I cradled you in my arms!”

“Nope, don’t remember, didn’t happen.”

“Keith!”

 “Lead the way, Lance.”

 “Lance? LANCE COME IN!”

“You ran away, maybe you should have just stayed away.”

“PoW pOw PoW!”

“Pachu Pachu Pachu”

“Your brain can never be hacked.”

“What the Garrison doesn’t know won't hurt them.”

“You’re my brother, I love you!”

“Hey, Keith’s back!”

“How can I be sure this isn’t Keith’s cooler meaner and grizzled older brother?”

“Is that your nanny?”

“Oh, you have a nanny!”

“I left to protect the person I most love, you...”

“Wow, you are cuddly...”

“You’ve had your eyes on the blue lion since day one!”

“Patience yields focus.”

“Go be great.”

“It’s the dawn of a new day.”

“I’M A LEG!”

“You five have been brought here for a reason.”

“Shut your quiznak!”

“Shiro’s the head."

“Coran Coran the gorgeous man!”

“I’m going to call you Rover.”

“When I say Vol, you say Tron.”

“Voltron?...”

“I’m the cool ninja sharpshooter!”

“Whatever, drop-out!”

"It is too late to stop what is coming.”

“Stop thinking about your girlfriend, Pidge!”

“He’s our leader, plus he’s half Galra, so he’s like, the future.”

“I just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with Lance.”

"Roger that, team leader."

"Adam..."

"OH YOU ARE SOO BEAUTIFUL!!!"

"Enough with the bad sounds effects! Besides it's BlAM BLAM BLAM!"

"What? No! Wrong!"

"Cya Pala-dudes!"

"Oh sorry Shiro, I was trying to hit Keith"

"Heh. Like that?"

"STOP TOUCHING MY EQUIPMENT!"

"They keep repeating one word, Voltron."

"Lonce!"

"A man can be driven to do anything, if a beautiful woman is just really, really mean to him."

"THAT'S NOT SCARY, THAT'S FUN! I WAS ALMOST EJECTED INTO SPACE"

"No, nope, no no no no no! I'm saving Shiro!"

"Hasta la later Keith!"

"you guys having a clock party?"

"WHAT! YOU'RE A GIRL? HOW???"

"Wait What? Pidge is a girl and the castle is a ship? How long have I been out?"

"Girl you've already activated my par- Lance!"

"Wait Keith and Allura, in the middle of the night? You don't think they're... sitting in a tree?"

"YES CONTACT THAT POD!"

"Pidge is a what? Are you sure?"

"Alright look alive team"

"They call me the tailor"

"You come out here to rock out?"

"Maybe you just have to knock?"

"Aww you got a cute little Bayard"

"Yeah, it is pretty cute"

"Hello? Pizza? Girls? Astronauts?"

"Excited to see his new girlfriend!"

"It's like we're space cops on space patrol."

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Avenging Fury of Voltron, son!"

"I knew it!"

"I'll stick you in a wormhole!"

"The hunter becomes the hunted hm?"

"He's probably going to shoot first and ask questions later and they won't be able to answer his questions because they'll BE DEAD!"

"Ah ah ahblablablablabla"

"Uh, the name's Lance"

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW MULLET?"

"I actually don't hate you right now"

"Hey Lance, I got your lion back"

"What's that? I uh- you're cutting out. I can't- I can't hear you."

"The amount of information in your brain can be stored into a paper airplane"

"Oh good one Lance!"

"I'm Lance, and you're right here in my arms."

"I don't need pants, I'm a mermaid."

"I would absolutely travel across the galaxy to find you."

"Are you from outer space? Because your body is out of this world!"

"IS THAT A CLIFF UP AHEAD?"

"Yup" *smirk smirk*

"Oh the princess of what?!"

"Leave it for Coran...?"

"GO LOOSE PIDGE!"

"I'm Keith and I'm so emooo"

"Coran, do we have a siren we could turn on?"

"You getting scareedd?"

"Be careful man! This isnt a simulator!"

(Season 8)

“Bon appetit”

“I love you Allura”

“I’ve been thinking about Chip.”

“YEAST”

“You and your puns...”

“Clear day! Clear day!”

“She grew to understand that there is good in everyone”

“It’s a simple life, just the way I like it”

“Let me guess, they asked you to be their leader and you said no?”

“Yeah, pretty much.”

“Classic Keith!”

“I do, very much...”

“Hey Lance, woah! What are you wearing?”

“Man, you can be a really hard guy to find when you want to be.”

“A date... with Allura? Wow, well done Lance.”

“If she’s going out with you, it’s because she likes you. The annoying, stupid, earth version of you.”

“You watching the sunset?”

“And we’re gonna do it with the Lance that’s the Paladin of the Red Lion. The Lance that’s always got my back... and the Lance that knows exactly who he is and what’s he got to offer.”

“Speaking of dates, maybe you could put in a good word for me with that long-haired friend of yours.”

“You’ll find a good boy with a big heart”

“He seemed rather popular with women...”

“You look amazing...”

It goes on...

Person: so did you understand?

Me: huh? erm... Quiznak!

[rottingliest-blog]

10/28/2018

THIS IS MY FIRST, FIRST, OF ALL THE ONES, OF ALL THE EVERYTHING, THE FIRST BLOG I WILL EVER, EVER MAKE. AND PARDON ME IF I HAVE SOME MISTAKES. DUE TO THE FACT THAT I’M NOT REALLY GOOD WITH... THIS... I KNOW I’LL MAKE SOME MISTAKES, AND I’M REALLY SORRY. I’M NO PERFECT, AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED (I MEAN, LOOK AT MY PROFILE).

Alright... so, what the hell is this blog? Well, it’s only me, your beloved host, starting this new thing calles “blogging” in this dead website named “Tumblr”, where people fight to be the most tolerant human being ever created, SJW’s cringe compilations, or some edgy, small, bad-written phrases people put to gain “notes” or “likes”, or whatever 13-years old call those things in social media.

Since ranting is my talent (next to breathing, thinking, and eating my nails), I’ll have to say something very important: yesterday, it was my birthday. I’m not even lying. I swear... like, it’s was my birthday, birthday. And, as you get older, every birthday you have begins to be less and less fun. Why? Because we’re growing. Sooner or later, you’ll have to see that in reality. you’re no essential part to this earth, and that hits you really quickly when you just... exited the door of that Subway’s you were eating. Well, yes, I was eating at the Breakfast Subway’s, or more known as iOS, IPOD, IHOB, IHOP, whatever. This person, who was like taking the orders, well, for some reason, it guessed that yesterday was my birthday, and they gave me this pancake and every little shit and something, and I was like:

“How do you know?”

“Oh, well, the person over there asked me to bring you something special, since... it’s your birthday.”

“Okay.”

“Yeh.”

I saw who the hell was sending me this shit, and it was my dear old friend whose name I call... Sheep. Why? Because, that person was a really close friend of mine, but as you see, people that are not-real (fake) are like sheep, following the crowd and everything, and we just ended up fading away, while I was missing him (yes, him), and he was... well, following the stupid crowd! Like, why would you change who you really are for some crappy people? It’s like, some far-left dudes that I know, that call themselves bisexuals but they only date guys, and even when I point out a cute girl (BY THE WAY, NOT INTERESTED IN THEM; AT ALL!), they’re like “Eww, gross.” It’s sincerely stupid.

I went over there, with the plate and everything, and sat in front of him.

“Hey,” I said.

“Hi! How you’ve been?”

“Good.”

“Sorry I interrupted you. It’s just that you were sitting there, lonely,” just exactly how I like it.

“Just exactly how I like it.”

“I know, hehe. Still... happy birthday! It’s such a surprise to see you here! I haven’t heard of you since August!”

“Yeah, same.”

“Cool, heh.”

We didn’t say anything. His omelette came, and I stared at it.

“It’s awkward,” I say.

“Yeah,” he replies.

“How... is your life?”

“You know, same old.”

“Cool beans.���

“Yeah, he,” he replied. “What are you gonna do today?”

Personally, I hate those type of questions. ‘What are you gonna do today?’ ‘Are you fine?’ ‘Do you wanna say something?’ Like, we never know what will happen today. Still, I knew he was trying to be nice. Yesterday, I was wearing some old shit from a year ago, and for some reason he noticed that.

“You know, wander around anything.”

“Hey, what if I invite you somewhere two hours later?”

AGHHH! This is the part I skip all the shit of ‘nah, I don’t want to ruin your day’, ‘oh no, it’s fine! We have to keep up!’ and the ‘you sure?’ with the ‘yeah! Let’s do it!’ and yes. It was despicable. Then... oh shit, he was doing it again. He was putting his leg near me, making me feel it, making me strange, umcomfortable, kinda horny, kinda shitty. You know, that’s what ruined our friendship. Sheep... well, Sheep was a Wolf. The thing is that, I messed with him, sexually. We were kinda in the moment. Now, he seemed like, doing it again. I stopped contacting him in August because then I had a boyfriend, and I told my boyfriend that I messed with Sheep, and my boyfriend was like ‘hey! what the fuck? I trusted you!’ and I had to tell him, because people, ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH! I had to be direct with him. He was like ‘there’s no man like you! why would you do this to me?’ and, some garbage.

“Sheep, I don’t know...”

“Wait, sheep? What?”

“Sh- I don’t, I don’t know...”

He came near me. I was looking at his omelette.

“You enjoyed it, though,” he whispered. My pancake was literally fucked up. It was like... damned destroyed.

“I did, I did. But... that happened months ago.”

“I know, I know.”

“Sh- Sha! Thanks! I need to... I need to go... see ya.”

“You’re doing it again.”

I stopped, because... I was going to stand and leave, but the dude wanted to keep talking. “Do what?”

“Acting weird. Acting strange.”

“Oh, that.”

“Yeah.”

“Well...” I sat again. “Sorry.”

Some dude came to ask us if we wanted something else, and I dared to say: “Can I have a cup of water?”

Sheep didn’t say anything. He began to eat his omelette, while I kept killing my Mickey Mouse pancake.

“We should,” I said.

“We should what?” he replied.

“Do some... stuff.”

“Stuff?” he replied surprised.

“Yeah.”

“I... I don’t know what do you mean.”

I began, well, my hormones began to touch his leg with mine. He was getting umcomfortable, strange. He was getting weirded out. His face was confused, and he seemed like he was about to shout, or something. Later on, I remembered that I didn’t use my pilly-d’s, and it was all part of my imagination. He never messed with me, but I did with him. It wasn’t my boyfriend, because, it was his. And it wasn’t my birthday. It was his birthday!

“Oh, shit. Sorry.”

I stood up, looking at the fork with some pieces of omelette cutted out. I saw some people looking at me, and I got out of the restaurant thinking on what the hell did I just do. 

And now that I’m writing this, I keep on believing that it was my birthday, when it was his, and it sucks that I ruined his day, trying to... mess with him again. Maybe I wanted him to stop the victim’s things, or some shit. I don’t know. Now that I’m reading this, I might regret posting this. But as I said, this is some edgy blog! Yes, I messed with him, and we both enjoyed it. Yes, SJW’s, it was with consent. And yesterday, now that I remember, he was waiting for his new boyfriend, because if he was single, we would have fucked right in that minute. Right in iOS, IPOD, IHOB, IHOP, whatever.

I guess that’s all for now. Sorry you had to read this. As I said, it’s my first of my first. I promise to, be better. Cya, humans.