#alright I’ll shut up
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*4991 sat on in the corner of the mega berth room. It was a communal resting place for all the vehicons and only the vehicons. Anyone with a name got their own rooms but this is where 4991 sat alone. In the corner he sat on a data pad looking at humans greatest achievements. Those small squishy things have done a lot but the best thing they ever did was make works of art in the form of buildings. Great gargantuan works of art they never made again. It was gorgeous like what Cybertron had before the war though that was made on the backbreaking labor on what the Decepticons stand against. It was still beautiful regardless. And that’s where he sat alone, until 3529 walked in. He had 2 cubes full of energon.*
You alright back there? *4991 nodded. 3529 made his way to the corner where his coremate was.* I have to be honest. I was cruel when I threw you into the multiverse with no warning. I know you hate me for it and the chaos I brought into your life. *4991 looked up* It’s my fault for butting into places I don’t belong. Thanks for the Apology tho. *3592 handed him a cube* Are you alright with knowing this stuff? Being Adopted by an Autobot? Optimus Prime no less. Are you okay with watching all of that stuff? I know it took me a good while to process it all once I first discovered the human internet for the first time. I’m fine. It is crazy but I can get use to it. *3592 sat next to 4991* I’m having fun on the human internet. They have a lot of cool stuff on here. What kind of cool stuff? Huge cathedrals humans made. Look at this one! *4991 showed his data pad to 3592.* That’s one unit of a castle. Do you know the amount of detail those little things put into these buildings? It’s phenomenal! They are pretty grand. You know those knife looking things remind me of feathers. I guess they do. I saw you liked birds. I do. Do you want to tell me about them? If you tell me about architecture.
*They sat together for a good while sharing information between each other on their special interests. All is good*
#this isn’t even long but it took like an hour to write#because I’m lazy#anyways here some interaction between the two vehicles#I meant vehicons#I’m not typing all that again#I’m tired and stuff#but uh you know#vehicon3529#vehicon 4991#them#and stuff#vehicon 3529 apologizes for once#takes responsibility#that gives trauma from what I just finished watching#damn mouthwash is fucking crazy#crazy storyline like horrific#alright I’ll shut up
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Day 11: Ghost
Y’all think we’ll get a spirit form redesign? I kinda hope we do I think it would be cool. I’ll have a solid William design one day I swear
#still working on the style issues but hopefully getting easier#prime defenders spoilers#jrwi#jrwi prime defenders#jrwitober2023#william wisp#william wisp fanart#arttheloco#my personal headcanon for spirit form is showin here#the white in his hair inverses#same with the heterochromia#so he has white hair with black streak#and blue eyes with brown in the corner#can I even call that a streak anymore#it’s like a good third of his hair atp#meh whatever#long haired wiwi propaganda#oooooo you wanna draw him with long hair so badddd#alright I’ll shut up now
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They’re giving Ann and Babette vibes ngl
I wanna see them interact plz I like Fancy Ghost Lady ..
#the amazing digital circus#ragatha#tadc ragatha#Fancy Ghost Lady my beloved#i’m so excited for the new episodes you have no idea aaaaaaaaAaaaAaaaaaA#I wonder if she’s a ghost cowgirl cuz of the hat??#so what are we calling this pairing#haunted doll? ghost doll?#alright I’ll shut up now
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Northern hemisphere centrism is my ENEMY. The earth is a G L O B E. just because its winter in your country does not mean the entire world is also in winter babe. THE EARTH! IS! A GLOBE!
#it’s the shocked pikachu face every single time someone remembers that people exist in the southern hemisphere#and therefore…. things are Different#like I get that majority of people live in the northern hemisphere but HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW SEASONS WORK#anyway shoutout to all my southern hemisphere besties. we are out here……#hattie talks#alright sorry I’ll shut up#misc
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i’m so. imso. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#on the verge of a panic attack but it’s fineeeeee#gonna take a nice long shower and it’ll reset my brain. right. that’ll be fine. i’ll be fine. everything’s alright. peachy. just perfect#i need to remember to BREATHE#breathe breathe breathe. it’ll be fine.#now shut up and go shower and use it as a reset and calm down. okay.#just jupiter#vent
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Why does the mouse share the house with the louse
They won't say but they feel their feelings
Doesn't subtract from the fact that
I love you for psychological reasons
Wrapping up the semester has been pretty rough, but I always manage to have the energy to draw these dudes somehow.
So here we have two nerds in their natural habitat being, surprise surprise, nerds! What chaos will ensue?
#Ducktales#Ducktales 2017#Ducktales Art#Ducktales Fanart#Ducktales 2017 Fanart#Ducktales OC#Mira#Mira Silvereye#Gyro Gearloose#Myro#OC x Canon#Drawing these dudes is free serotonin alright shut up-#Excited for my winter break-#Then I’ll finally have more time to make shit.
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i’m so fucking pissed rn
#my dad was supposed to pick me up at a club where a fundraiser concert was held for the strike group i’m with#and then he said oh yeah i have my own concert that night and i’ll just leave early#which made ME feel bad even though HE forgot so i said oh i can stay for the afterparty#show ends at 10:30 afterparty goes to 11. easy.#well his concert goes long so at 11 he texts me and says the encore just happened. okay. what the fuck whatever#but the other folks on my team are still there so i say alright what’s your eta?#and he says 30-35 minutes. MIND YOU when he mentioned his concert it ‘wasn’t a problem’ because it was close. that’s not close even in la#AND THEN. he says stuck in traffic. like. okay??#at this point the other folks in my org are leaving but one of our partners is still there so i’m sitting by their table and my dad says ok#12:05 is when i’ll get there. which mind you is an hour and five minutes AFTER the RESCHEDULED pickup time#you will notice it is past 12:05 now and he is still not here and i am stick at this outdoor club with#too loud music and so many cigarettes and vapes and he’s still not here yet. and i’m so. so fucking annoyed#and when he first offered to pick me up from stuff in general i thought that was nice. but boom whaddayaknow#this bullshit.#AND I CANT GET AN UBER BECAUSE THEYRE 70 FUCKING DOLLARS#and public transit is a) dangerous at night b) shut down at midnight and c) would have taken an hour and a half#if you read all this i’m smoochin u sorry
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my mom found the thing that started the fight that got me kicked out. so i was right. in my fantasies this happens and it’s great in real life im gonna jump her
#personal#now i gotta call amazon like no sorry my mom looked again and found it#it’s happened to me i get it. you look everywhere and it’s just not there#but oh my god. i was like shit did i send it??? i only remember the other camera? i only remember that one in there#then it’s like well maybe i did take it on accident#and then i was like am i getting so high all the time again that i sent it too???? and don’t remember? that’s pathetic mm#so i called them and god hard to find their number but call and get a note put in the system like hey might have done an oppsie#and that took forever and i did it next day after the fight bc i did feel bad#which was at workkkk 😔#now i gotta call them back nutssssss#also getting my dads ashes separated for my siblings#which either need to do flex time to do that or take day off#which i’ve been doing a lot like hey im sick!#hey! my house got broken into!!#hi again!!! it happened again!!!!#luckily one was a mental health day so ur boys only called out twice yeahhhhhhh#but anyway honestly just happy i let them know the urn situation is 100% on you#said nicer#but i was like hey if u have one just send it to me or the cremation place has some just see if u like any#and i’ll see if it’s easier to pay online or give it to me and i pay them#but urns easily 100 bucks if not more. granted looked at metal before wood but still. ain’t noooooooooooooo way#if it was like. 20 bucks i could see myself being like okay ill fork it over and deliver the goods (dad)#and i’ll rant this everytime but especially when i asked about this when we were funeral planning and before i got them and got told to#basically shut up. no. that trip was super hard didn’t wanna have to do it a couple times#i remember i came home with dad sobbing he was buckled in and i got him out and was just holding him#and i let everyone know hey dads home he’s safe#and i’m distraught holding my dad but distraught and talking to him#and first thing my brother says is when can we get some of the ashes too?#no asking me hey. u alright? no im happy dads home safe nothing just. sooooo#oh i could have killed i could have KILLED.
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ok im back to hating everything. My prof really did NOT do a good job this semester I feel completely unprepared and… I’m aware that what I’m trying to do is so much more complex than what we covered in class but normally I don’t have problems to scale things up like this but I think I severely underestimated the complexity of what I’m trying to model. Lol. god I’m so scared bc a huge part of my research hinges on me figuring this out and I have NO ONE I can ask bc no one works with QGIS on this scale so help me fucking g-d lmaoooo 😭
#I’ll be alright I’ll be ok#I’m just venting#I do know people who work with it but they’re acquaintances and it’ll be weird if I ask for help out of the blue#I WILL ask them but not for this assignment cos it’s due on Wednesday 😂#it’s just a little trial run so I’m ok bc I think I have enough data for that#I’m just gonna do some raster analysis tmrrw bc I’m good at that#and then hopefully he won’t notice that I have no fucking clue how to interpret the spatial lag model lololol#I just don’t fucking understand what my output is tbh#like. 😭 too many variables and they’re so weirdly spatially distributed but I don’t understand where that comes from bc#they should be clustered bc I RECORDED them as clusters myself#is it bc the stupid model doesn’t understand that there’s 5 clusters? and it treats it like they are one giant cluster?#I don’t know! and neither does the fucking internet apparently! 😂#UAGGHHHH ok time to go to bed#shut up Sam
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the absolute goblin energy of this photo tho
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#cw negative#cw body image#a few minutes into meeting my mother after she was gone for the whole weekend -> immediately makes a comment on my body#whats wrong with gaining weight. i hate that shes starting to get to me because now whenever i want to snack on#something or get another plate i think aghh. i don’t wanna gain weight.. SHUT UP !!! don’t be silly !!! i hate when she touches my tummy and#hate it even more when others are like ahh you’re the complete opposite of your sister .. i get it she’s famous and sociable and#skinnier than me and stuff but i just. ugh;; i get it. i get that i’m not as studious or extroverted but i just.#aren’t i alright just the way i am? and i! don’t even know what to say anymore. i’ll just end it here#cw vent
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“this man is a FREAK. he’s a CRIMINAL you should NOT trust him.” okay so why does he have those big brown eyes. if he’s so bad why do I wanna give him a lil kiss. a lil smooch.
#jack sparrow#eddie munson#christopher pelant#anyways I’m in love with the three of them#literally my top three comfort characters#sorry I’ll shut up#especially Pelant at the end of his first episode where he looks up at booth#alright you bottom jfc#pelantposting
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the people of tiktok have convinced me yet again. i will be rewatching tmpgis.
#shut up em#i saw britts reality tv breakdown again today after the ashley katchadourian clip popped up a few days ago#i still have them both memorized.#YOU WERE SUPPOSED. TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR.#OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCENE WHERE TRISHA FINDS THE PREGNANCY TEST AND IMMEDIATELY PUNCHES BRITTANY IN THE STOMACH AS HARD AS SHE CAN#LMAOOOO#it’s a classic for a reason. alright. if you need me i’ll be analyzing it.#also to everyone asking how we get the cast of tmpgis in the barbie movie I Stand With You
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RYM also catalogs and categorizes films using the same user consensus method!
It also has its own recommendation system, which is LEAGUES better than anything Spotify or Apple Music uses.
It also lets you write reviews!
It’s also possibly the best database regarding music (aside from internet archive) on the web! Not only does it catalog albums, but it catalogs singles, compilations, archives, bootlegs, music videos, and more!
If you’re interested in music at all I implore you to make a RYM account. You’ll discover so much music that you’ll love it’s amazing.
really not a fan of entire (mostly black) music genres being compressed and confined to being seen as "video game" music to be totally honest
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Milk and Water Pt. II
pairings: doppelgänger!Milkman x fem!Reader
summary: the aftermath of letting him in
pt.I
(art credits: @yunonoaii)
warnings: 18+ content
“…what. the. fuck.” You mutter to yourself, watching the scene before you unfold.
“mmm, how about letting me in now? promise i won’t bite you too hard” His eyes were dangerously seductive.
Your desktop fan and the slight rustling sound of (what you could only assume was) him touching himself filled the eerie silence of your office space.
However, he could still tell that you were hesitant to let him in, especially considering what he just did to D.D.D.
“how about this, sweetheart we-“
“if i open this door.” You cut him off. He shuts up quickly and halts his movements with a blank stare. His eyes watching you intently.
“you come straight to me, or else i swear to fuck. it will not be a good time for you. you copy?” Your hands were firmly grasping the edge of the desk as you stared the man in his color changing eyes.
“i promise” He kisses the window and you give him one last short lived glare before unlocking the door for him.
BZZT!
He slowly turns away from you and walks toward the door and you felt relieved to hear a light knock a few seconds later before he let himself in.
“see? you can trust the milkman” He grins.
He was a mess. Between the torn clothing, the blood, and his unzipped slacks that displayed his black briefs holding back a huge bulge, he honestly looked like something out of a wet dream.
“this is quite a small space… you think i’ll be alright in here?” He closed the door behind himself and strides toward you.
“you don’t have any choice but to be alright” You retort and he chortles.
“i love this mouth of yours… i’ve never crossed paths with a human as bold as you…” He tilts his head, placing a hand under your chin to lift it a bit.
“unless you’re actually scared… and using this boldness as a tactic..?” His irises turn white once again and his grip on your chin tightened slightly.
Though you were enduring a near death experience right now, being that you were this close to a doppelgänger, you were unbelievably horny.
“tactics?” You start. You already knew that you probably wouldn’t be able to get out of his grip just by moving, so you used a more… inappropriate approach.
You took a step closer to him, closing in the 2 foot gap that sat between the two of you and you placed your palm over his hard-on.
His grip immediately loosened a bit and his fingers twitched against your skin. What a reaction that was…
You feel more confident, realizing that he’s just another horny good looking guy. “is there a reason i should be afraid of you?” You ask, hand squeezing around him and a finger rubbing his tip.
He shudders and his hand falls from your chin and rests around your throat. His forehead tapped against yours, and your eyes were fixed on each other. “…you really are something”
“wish i could say the same for you“ You start, breaking the eye contact to look at his lips and sharp canines. “you’re just a slutty and messy excuse of a monster” Your words would probably be venom to anyone else, but this only riled him up more.
You felt his throbbing under your palm and grin to yourself before being greedily pulled into a kiss. For a brief moment, you could taste a metallic bloody taste on his tongue.
You moaned at the warmth of his mouth and felt his hands rested on your hips, rubbing circles into the area.
You release yourself from the kiss with his bottom lip between your teeth and a smile. “desperate, are we?” You tease.
“painfully…” His eyes glistened. “what’ll it take to get those pretty lips to go a little lower?”
“show me what yours can do first and i’ll see about returning the favor” You challenge. His eyes go back and forth between yours before he kisses you again.
This time however, he started to undo your uniform. Groaning so deeply that you felt the rumble in your throat. His skilled hands loosened your belt and your slacks came down and off.
Next he lowered himself and lifted you a bit to get off your socks and shoes, making him get more sloppy and needy within the kiss.
At this point he was squatting and you were standing over him, holding both sides of his face. His hands travelled up and down your leg as he stayed in his position and this time, he’s the one to break the kiss.
You were both breathing heavily, and staring each other down. You almost forgot your resolve and let him fuck you right then and there.
But you had to stay strong, for both of you guys’ sake. You take a deep breath in and til your head.
“well, you gonna show me? or are just sit there and look delirious from a simple kiss?” You teased.
“…may i?” He asks with a slightly raised eyebrow, gesturing toward your leg.
“go ahead”
“hold on to something right”
“why am i h- shit!” You would’ve fell right to the ground if it wasn’t for the shelf behind you that held last months documents. Albeit, they’re scattered over the floor now.
Your legs were snatched from underneath you and each one was hooked over the man’s shoulders. His warm breath against you felt sinister. It sent a slight chill up your spine.
His eyes stared down at your sex and he licked his lips, looking more excited than you did for this. “don’t let go” He says before using gis fingers to spread you sticky lips.
His tongue pressed hard into you and drug from your hole, up to your clit. You bit your lip at the warmth and felt your back arch against your will.
“ha~ this all you got? Thought you said you’d be bet- anghh~!” Your eyes widen and your mouth drops at the new feeling below.
“you were saying?” He mumbles into you. His tongue was longer with a pointy tip, and his lips were wrapped tightly around your clit.
The pleasure was almost overwhelming. You could definitely admit that he made you eat your words and replace them with loud endless moans.
As you felt yourself getting closer you began to grind your hips over his face, chasing after your high.
“don’t stop” You could barely get out the last word before the wave of immense overstimulating pleasure came over you.
You curse and take in a few deep breaths, calming yourself down a bit, and only then did he let your clit go with a ‘pop’, making your legs to twitch.
“that wasn’t fair” You jokingly glare at him, the sweat making your skin shine and chilly from the fan air.
“i told you i was better” He wipes his chin with his thumb and licks it clean without breaking the eye contact.
“you have to be some sort of… sex demon” You shake your head in disbelief.
“maybe i am?” He lets you tug him closer by his tie and give him another sloppy kiss. The change in size of his tongue being just below too much for you as it explored your mouth.
“well let’s see how long you can last then… hm?” You ask, beginning to leave a trail of light kisses on his next before a harsh bite.
You could feel him shudder and decided to have him sit in your office chair. “let me borrow this..” You say, undoing his tie while he sat.
You spin the chair around and bring both of his arms to the back and tie them to the chair. When you spin his back around, his had such a mischievous grin that you went ahead and addressed.
“yes, i know you could probably get out of that in a heartbeat” You start and roll your eyes. He chuckles, amused at your awareness. “but, will you?” It was your turn to put on the sly grin now. The second he managed to break free from his restraint, would be the moment you’d send him off.
“…” He read your face, bit knowing if he should say something sly or not.
“right, thought so” You smile and give him a few taps on the cheek.
You kneel between the man’s legs, finally addressing the large and throbbing penis before you.
“god you’re hard… you weren’t kidding when you said you needed help” You joke, rubbing his wet tip through his boxers with you finger.
He grunted a bit and readjusted himself in his seat. You look up at him before pressing harshly on it with your thumb.
“oh fuck you~” He throws his head back and you giggle.
You reach for the hem of his briefs and tug at them, signaling him to lift his hips. Once he’s exposed, you could really see the girth and length of him.
He was veiny, thick… bright pink tip, and god knows how long it was.
You put your hand around the base, it was warm and nearly pulsating. Your pace was moderate, giving him just enough to work with. You knew it was a nice steady pace when his hips slightly jerked up for more friction.
“needy boy wanting to fuck my hand? this wasn’t even the main event you asked for, love” You coo, strengthening the grip you had on him by a smidge.
“i can’t help that you know how to use those hands of yours so well” He remarks, still facing the ceiling.
You pump your fist higher up and use your own skilled tongue to drag along his vein.
“@$?!~” He moaned and immediately looked down at you with a snarl. An almost threatening one telling you that he wanted more.
And were you planning on giving it to him? Absolutely not.
You stare right back at him and smirk, using the same motion and occasionally sucking the pre cum from its leaky pink source.
“i’m gonna cum” Your eyes welled a bit at the large shaft triggering your gag reflex. But he was close so you would endure the slight pain.
His thrust his hips up a few times and you force your head as far as you could before completely stopping.
“fuck- why’d you stop” His voice was almost a whisper and suddenly thick white ropes shot into the air and landed on his thigh.
“oh i’m sorry, i’ll keep going” You reach for his most sensitive spots, overstimulating him into a nervous laughter as he begged you to stop.
It was fun watching him experience more than he could handle, but all good things come to an end.
He sighs in relief, sweaty, heaving, and dazed.
“can i be freed now?” He asks.
“sure, why not. looks like you’re done here anyway” You shrug.
“who’s done?” He stands up, simply snapping the tie apart.
“oh… you’ve still got more in you?”
“im the milkman, i never run out” He suddenly picks you up and sits on you on the desk. Jesus, these things are strong.
You wrap your hands around your neck, suddenly feeling the arousal for another round yourself.
His hands find your slick entrance, teasing the outside and slipping two cold slender fingers into you.
“mmm!” You mean into the kiss, holding onto his forearm as he fingered you at an inhumane pace. You break away and cat h your breath trying to slow him down a bit.
“i don’t want to cum from this, put it in” You say.
“yes ma’am” He lines himself up without your entrance and slowly pushes himself in with a moan. You could every centimeter of the stretch as he went deeper.
You tapped the back of your head onto the window behind you and felt him kissing on your neck and collarbone.
“fuck you’re big” Your voice slightly shook as you stated the obvious.
“and you’re so warm and wet inside, i ashamed to admit that i almost came putting it in” He chuckled before biting back another groan.
RIIIIING
RIIIIING
You snap your head in the direction of the phone and see D.D.D. calling.
Shit.
“stop, i have to take this.” He halts his thrusts and you grab the phone. “hello?”
“agent number” A deep voice says over the phone.
“5 5 8 4 3 7” You state clearly.
“thank you agent (Y/N), we’re calling about a few M.I.A. cleaners? it says in our system that you were the last to call. is everything alright?”
“ye-es~” You feel something rubbing your g-spot and look over at Francis. ‘stop, now.’ You mouth silently. He just smirks and speeds up.
“are you sure? you sound like you’re being threatened” The man on the phone asks.
“mhm~, im fine sir, just a little shaky” You put your hand over the phone speaker and look at Francis.
“what the fuck is wrong with you??” You ask, interrupting yourself with a few moans.
“just a little thirsty for some water” He thrusts harder, causing him to hit your g-spot, and your clit back to back.
You cover your mouth with your shirt and moan into it, hearing the buzz of a voice on the phone. Honestly you should be scared, they could show any minute, but right now, you could care less.
“im gonna cum” You whisper, still being mindful of the potential listeners.
“yeah?” He grabs a young and stands straight up, slamming you down into his cock. You let out something just short of a scream into the crook of his neck and find yourself twitching and shaking in his grip.
You heard a splash and felt him fill you up with his seed. You both were a moaning, groaning mess, heavily breathing in place.
“(Y/N), do you copy?……. we’re on our way” The phone then hangs up and the low buzzy voice is replaced with a prominent beep.
“you have to go, they’re coming” You lazily try to leave his strong hold with a tired push against his chest.
“but first” He puts you back on the desk where you rest your back against the cold glass window. “a drink..” His tongue grows longer right infont of you, and cleans you from your ankles to your navel, and of course he ran it over the bundle of nerves he’s been abusing all night, making your body jolt.
“you’re so delicious… i wish i could always taste you” His tongue goes back to its normal size.
“well i’ll get going now… i’ll be seeing you again soon, love. i’ll try not to cause too much trouble next time…” He gives you a peppery kiss on the nose and leaves.
Well, that’s one way to end your day shift…
#ciaoteamo#x reader#imagine#smut#milkman smut#milkman x reader#milk the man#milkman#thats not my neighbor#francis mosses x reader#francis mosses
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When Gaz walks into the bases common room, his goal for making his third cup of tea of the day is diverted when he catches sight of Soap’s expression across the room.
The Scot looks absolutely befuddled, eyes wide and sitting slack-jawed across from his Lieutenant. Gaz walks over to the men, catching the very end of Ghost telling his companion to ‘piss off’.
“Alright?” He asks the lads, raising a brow in question.
“Ye oughta hear the shite LT’s tryin’ to convince me of over here!” Soap is all too eager to inform his friend. Ghost grunts, leaning further back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest and rolling his eyes as far back as he can, as if to tell the Sergeant in front of him ‘this is why I don’t tell you anything’.
Because that’s almost exactly what Ghost is thinking at that moment. He’d just entered the common room when he’d spotted the back of an all too familiar head, fiddling and distracted with the microwave.
When he’d walked up behind the younger man and echoed his call sign out in greeting, his mask hid the smug smirk that appeared at the jump Soap gave, uttering a loud “Shit!” in surprise.
Soap went on to complain about how he was apparently attempting to jumpstart his heart, drawling on about how the Lieutenant was always sneaking up on people like this, moving quiet as a Ghost.
“My missus says the same thing.” The masked man had mentioned casually, as if his chest hadn’t automatically puffed out in pride, standing up a little straighter at the mention of his girl.
“She says you’re too quiet? Aye, LT, think a lot o’ couples have complaints of the sorts in bed ya see-”
“Shut it, you prick.” Ghost quickly shut him down, ending that line of thought. “She says I walk too quietly in the flat. Accidentally scaring her all the time, poor thing.”
At that, Soap’s eyebrows had shot sky high, keen to hear more about the big bad Ghost’s life of apparent domestic bliss, turning him into an absolute sap.
Ghost wouldn’t normally volunteer information about his personal life. But he just loves you so much. And now that he’s not only thinking about you because he is all the time, but also talking about you, his mouth didn’t seem to want to stop talking about you.
“She put her foot down with me recently.” He’d added with a deep chuckle.
“She did what?” Soap had asked bewildered.
“She called it ‘putting her foot down’. I walked up behind her when she was doin’ dishes. Poor bird didn’t hear me and dropped somethin’.”
“Oh, no! Simon! That’s my favourite mug!!” You’d cried out, watching your most treasured ceramic shattering on the tile floor of the kitchen, spreading every which way across the room.
“M’sorry lovie. Didn’t mean to scare ya.” He’d sheepishly responded, reaching to turn off the running faucet. He’d grabbed the dish towel and gave it to you to dry your hands, lifted you by the waist and set you on the counter with ease, not wanting you to get hurt with your bare feet. He’d turned, already in search of a broom and dust pan.
“Again. You mean I’m sorry for scaring you again.” You had corrected him, narrowing your eyes. “I can’t take it anymore Simon. You don’t need to be stealthy at home, my love, you can make noise when you walk. In fact I need you to make noise when you walk at home!”
Simon had nodded along, diligently sweeping up every piece of your ruined mug.
“I’ll try harder sweetheart. I promise.” He’d offered, dumping the remnants into the bin before he’d walked up to you, wrapping his strong arms around your waist as yours slid around his shoulders.
The very next weekend he’d taken you to a local pottery painting class to make up for the lost mug, as well as you telling him off (because yeah, that was what Simon considered you putting your foot down with him, and he never wanted it to happen again if he could help it).
Ghost finds himself grinning further under his mask at the memory however, of how cute you looked as you tried to raise your voice at him, laying down the law in your shared home.
“And so what’d ya tell her?” Soap asked, curious to know how his Lieutenant had reacted, but more so if the man would even reply or rather would tell him to fuck off.
“I didn’t tell her anythin’.” Simon had uttered. “Did as my missus asked me to do, and that was the end of the story. Well, s’pose I did I tell her I’d look into mug making classes or whatever.”
“…”
“You what?!”
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