#DASH COMMENTARY ✧ ☾ it kinda smells in here. ☽

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"BITING?? WHO WANTS TO BITE??? I WANT TO BITE!!! DOES SOMEONE WANT TO BE BITTEN BY ME?? As some on-line human memes say: 'STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO MY ENCLOSURE I PROMISE I WILL NOT BITE YOU!!!'"

Oh, but she will. She WILL bite you. In fact, her tail is wagging very eagerly at the prospect of biting.

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"Not to mention- some are full of yummy energon- like the human delicacy 'Fruit Gushers™!'"

@stellarcuriosity replied...

"FINALLY someone gets it!! Words make situation silly, biting is the BEST way to do it!!!"

( AIMING FOR PRIMARY ARTERIES GETS IT ALL OVER QUICKER. )

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Sparklings? Well.... not exactly. More like, baby Predacon. That's close enough, right? Since everyone is fawning over sparklings, she is wagging her tail and waiting expectantly for attention and affection.

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She has been trying very hard to replicate the art-style of some ye olden images she has found during her studies of human culture and artistic history towards dragons. Her servos covered in paint, she grins giddily and wipes her talons across her forehead- slathering the ink across her face.

"I am the dragon." She replies, quite proud of her work.

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continued from (x) // @quantumlogician

Starburst tried really hard to listen to the scientific talk- but the 'No' stood out to her most, which caused her to frown.

"Well, that's a shame! I think having little baby Predacons skittering about would be fun! Especially if they came from eggs!"

After a moment of thought, Starburst reaches into her subspace and pulls out a VHS tape copy of Jurassic Park, offering it to Shockwave.

"Perhaps this will be some entertaining research on how, uh life finds a way! At least, a human interpretation of the sentiment!"

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"What?? Fliers are getting sticks for flapping their wings? I should get so many gifts and sticks and treats!!! My wings are so sparkly and lovely, here- look!"

Starburst tilts her head up and spreads her wings out fully before flitting them- cooing and chittering as she trots about and wags her tail. It seems as though this pose is practiced.

"Come and praise me and give me gifts! Go on!"

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"Is... there something wrong with eggs?" She scratches at her chin, getting her voice really quiet.

"I mean- I assume that's normal, at least for Predacons, right? Big metal reptile.... um... eggs... whats wrong with eggs??"

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Starburst sees all of the bots ending up with little sparklings....

...and promptly decides to lock herself in her room for the day. Noooope, absolutely not!

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SHE'S LOVING ALL OF THE PETS SHE'S GETTING!!!!!! SHE IS THE BEST AT RECEIVING PETS!!!!!!!!!!

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"Are we becoming fairy tale characters??? I call the big scary dragon!! That's me, that's me!!"

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"If there's pinky-purple energon-- what other flavors are there? I know the blue-- that's what I like to eat. Also, the green that is apparently 'no eating allowed' according to dad. Are there more colors? How many? What do they taste like? So many questions!"

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"I don't think it would be bad to be full of eggs." Starburst muses out loud, to herself. After a very long pause... "What? Is that a weird thing to say? Everyone else is talking about eggs."

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“Biting??? Who are we biting??? I LOVE biting!!!”

Starburst is bouncing on her pedes and is ready bite the nearest servo that reaches out to her.

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"Eggs?"

Starburst has her servos open, almost expectantly. She sees eggs being handed out. She wants one. Give her an egg.

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She is taking it easy tonight- she went a little crazy on day one of the Robo Rave, so Starburst has opted to linger on the side of the party in root mode, nodding her head to the music and sipping on some energon. She's got a couple of glowsticks hanging around her neck and she seems to have decorated herself in black-light reactive paint.

She's having a fun humming along to whatever nonsense gets put on by the DJ.

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"I am going to chug it!!" Was probably the last thing Starburst said before she flung back a barrel full of... something that made her feel dizzy and caused the floor to spin.

Her gluttony knows no bounds. She will regret this in the morning.