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sillyguy-supreme Ā· 6 months ago
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white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because itā€™s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:
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antennatoheaven Ā· 2 months ago
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Ā· 6 months ago
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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kiryuing Ā· 7 months ago
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hanjoj Ā· 8 months ago
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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there
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mischievous-thunder Ā· 2 months ago
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That's the way gays find their multiversal true love
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mydairpercabeth Ā· 10 months ago
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Percy ā€œI am impertinentā€ Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said ā€œYour family is a messā€
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hell0mega Ā· 11 months ago
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
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problemnyatic Ā· 16 days ago
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
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maeamian Ā· 4 months ago
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Lifeā„¢, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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thestuffedalligator Ā· 1 year ago
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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and itā€™s long since gone from ā€œGoofy running gagā€ to ā€œI donā€™t know how much money heā€™s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.ā€
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Where the fuck can we go from here
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phantom-kiwi Ā· 21 days ago
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Venom 3 spoiler warning but like
"Ride me cowboy", "we've been together for a year?", "Sometimes I think we would've been happier you and I living a life like this", them calling each other Thelma and Louise? Them talking about future plans and the camera directly cutting and staying on literal happy newlyweds?? "BUT I NEED HIM BACK" ???? A montage of their time together???? Hello ??? Symbrock nation can you hear me !!!!
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vmkhoneyy Ā· 2 years ago
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ā€œPeople are inherently terribleā€ no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesnā€™t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know itā€™s hard to see sometimes, I know thereā€™s pain everywhere. But look, thereā€™s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, thereā€™s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, thereā€™s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, thereā€™s good, thereā€™s good, thereā€™s good. Look!!!!
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greystend Ā· 3 months ago
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Batman, panicked by how much the villain knows about him and Jason, decides to infiltrate the Red Hood's gang with his Matches Malone's identity
Jason *oh shit he found out* : wtf wtf wtf is this a joke ? Are you making fun of me ???
Matches!Bruce *oh fuck he's even more unhinged than planned* : ... I don't understand, boss ?
Jason, struggling to find his words in way his men won't understand : you really thought I wouldn't recognize my own fa- urgh I mean genito- wait that not- hum, the guy that raised me ???
Matches!Bruce *wait oh shit the OG Matches Malone had a kid ???* : wait... *I don't even know his name!!* chum, I had to make sure it's really you, I wasn't sure, you understand ?
And then their relationship get better
except Jason is "argh I hate you but also you kinda made the effort of meeting me in my turf and also you didn't say anything about the killing so perhaps..."
and Bruce is like,"Oh shit I accidentally adopted the Red Hood, and also it's my fault his real father is dead, except he doesn't know that and must think Matches just abandoned him one day without any explanation. Also I should really figure out his name at some point"
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ezrazzle Ā· 7 months ago
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After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!
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avarkriss Ā· 7 months ago
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listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you're in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don't stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can't see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.
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