#already have that one jelly belly game on the list

[thegabofriel]

What's the worst candy?

so I'm leaving my school (end of the year, I’m doing online next year cause I don’t want anymore trauma) and I want to give... a parting gift to certain people, and since poison is not allowed Im doing the next best thing, candy! everyone will be getting some but certain people will be getting really shitty ones so If you see this tell me the worst candy you know!

[missbeckman]

So, I saw the list from @cyborg-franky and @attentiondefislut and thought it would be fun to play a little (yes, it is about Benn), as always not for minors

( the author of image is unkown)

I imagine Benn as a voracious lover, but a kinda simple-minded man, he has many obligations and is not so young anymore, sex for him is about pleasure and relaxing

Dirty A-Z headcanon game

Send a letter for more information on my muse’s likes and dislikes! Inspired by kinks discussed around the internet. The (explanations) are mere guidelines, feel free to elaborate as much as you’d like!

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

Benn jerks off as a relaxing aid before sleep, although he prefers that you masturbate him,

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)

It feels like heaven tying his lover than caressing them, maybe having sex, but only if you ask

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn-off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)

No crying, not his thing, sorry

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)

He's naturally a soft dom, but he concedes control occasionally when he's lazy or wants to indulge his lover

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

A ffm threesome

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)

Rum or sake, he likes pouring it on his lover's body

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)

I can imagine Shanks sharing his partner, but with Benn... not quite I don't know why once I love reading it

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?)

That's a big no, if his lover's likes, to him doesn't count as degradation, and even then he has limits

I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers, and the like.)

he does like spanking his lover's ass, but with his bare hands

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)

He prefers the cooler type, he loves long sex and it helps

K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?)

He hoves being kissed on his neck, chest, lower belly, and mouth, having his hair pulled, and nails sinking on his back or shoulders

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?)

Always on, even a candle he likes to see

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?)

He loves to bite, to mark and pin his partner's hand above their head, but gently

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied/delayed?)

He's all about long sessions so he delays his own orgasm, a tease but his partner doesn't need to beg

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)

willingly? no, but on a ship, even the Red Force is rare not being caught

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft-spoken?)

He is never loud, but he likes when his partner is, again big fan of dirty talk and particularly good at it

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one-night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?)

Being the second in command of a yonkou's crew doesn't have time for one night stands anymore nor energy, to be honest, sex is always spontaneous, and with his s/o

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)

A big loud yes to all, he likes it rough, booty shaking, hips swaying

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…)

Most of times he's a top

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)

Who, Benn? really?

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)

He has fantasies of seeing he's lover being fucked by Shanks, and he's a man of action he likes to lick, bite, grab and fingers, privately. At most at the seashore

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)

He loves watching his lover's shower or swimming, but is not a fan of sex in water.

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing/foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?)

no, sorry

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master/mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?)

He giggles when called "shirei kan"(commandant), big boy, boss. Usually calls his s/o love, doll, girl sweetie, but pet names are used in intimate moments exclusively

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?)

Loves being touched and kissed on his chest, lowes belly, cock, but when he and his s/o are with the crew, whisper tender smut words in his ears always turns him on

[veronicasvanitycc]

This post is specifically for other CC creators. If you can/would make any of these items for the Sims community, I would lose my mind. Or if you know where they can already be found, please let me know! ❤ All credit of course will be given and you will be shared on my tumblr and patreon. I am also a member of TBS/DSC on facebook so you will be shared there as well when I post! If you see anything on the list that you would love to see in the S4 Community, reblog pleaseeeee!

If any of these items are found, I will update the list with a link for everyone. ❤

Lot Traits

Aquarium

Stripclub

Fraternity

Sorority

Dispensary

Psychologist

Elementary School

High School

Waterpark

Salon/Nail Salon

Tattoo Studio

Low Income Housing

Apartment Building

Bachelor Pad

Farm

Deco Sims

Sitting Santa (LP Photos)

Models

Male Strippers

Toddlers (Daycare)

Babies (LP Maternity Ward)

Gothic/Emo

Celebrities

Zoo Keepers/Amusement Park Workers/Disney Characters

Homeless

Casino/Resort Workers

Dentist/Psychologist

Basketball/Football Players

Teens (Prom/School/Having Fun etc)

Prison Inmates

Band "Geeks"

School Jocks

Cheerleaders

Tanning/Waxing Salon Clients

Tarot/Paranormal Sims (Tarot shop)

Fishing

Security

Maids

Singers

Church (Pastor/Choir/Confessional)

TSA/Airport Staff/Judge

Postal Workers

Edible Foods & Recipes

Beef & Cheddar Sandwich (Arbys)

Gyro

Baklava

Curly Fries

Chili Dogs

Spanakopita

Cheese Curds

Fried Okra

Garlic Parmesan Fries

Pulled Pork Sandwiches

Honey Walnut Shrimp (Panda Express)

Crab Rangoon

Teriyaki Chicken

Fried Cabbage W/ Bacon

Brisket/Cornbread/Collard Greens

Corn Dogs

Funnel Cake

Mushroom & Swiss Burger

Colesaw

Taco Platter/Rice/Beans

Chorizo/Egg/Cheese Burrito

Biscuits & Gravy (I thought I saw this released???)

Sweet Potatoes W/ Brown Sugar & Marshmallows

California Sushi Roll

Shrimp Tempura Sushi Roll

Philadelphia Sushi Roll

Chicken & Wild Rice Soup

Sloppy Joes & Chips

Mexican Red Rice

Toastadas & Ceviche

Taco Salad

Carne Asada Tacos

Birria Tacos W/ Consumme

Dolmades

Honey Biscuits (Churchs Chicken)

Dirty Rice (Bojangles/Cajun Style)

Souvlaki

Loukomades

Sub Sandwiches (Subway Build)

Bratwurst W/ Saurkraut

Carnitas W/ Red Rice

Waffle Fries (Chick Fil A)

Swedish Meatballs W/ Butter Noodles

French Dip Sandwich W/ Au Jus

Seafood Boil

Chicken Fries (Burger King)

Spicy Chicken Sandwich (Popeyes!!!!!!!!!❤)

Whopper Sandwich (Burger King)

Salt Fish & Cabbage

Jambalaya

Dumbo

Cobb Salad

Creamy Chicken Over Rice

Ackee & Salt Fish

Boiled Peanuts

Sweet Tea

Hushpuppies

Objects

Functionality is hard so decor items are are just as good!

Diving Cage (Decor/LP Use)

Waterslides (Is it possible to make other designs through necrodogs functional water slide?)

Earring Display Turnstyle (Claires Build)

Ear Pericing Gun

Earring Stud Stand (Choose your studs before you get your ears pierced lol)

Ear Cleaner

Tattoo Goo

Incense Tubes (Retail Style/Pick & Choose)

Aquarium Touch Pool (Anything works for this!)

Wall Candy Dispensers

Prison Visitor Phone (Anything for a visitation room)

Dunk Tank (Necrodog Fair Pack Add On?)

Whack a Mole

Tall Froyo Ice Cream Machine

Ring Toss (Necrodog Fair Pack Add On? Jcope?)

Goldfish Toss (Necrodog Fair Pack Add On? Jcope?)

Kiddie Coster (Necrodog Fair Pack Add On?)

Balloon Darts (Necrodog Fair Pack Add On? Jcope has one, but something not as circus related?)

Bumper Boats ( I am dyinggggg for this!!! Even if its decor only)

Cornhole Game (horseshoe toss style)

Snow Cone Machine (This would be dope to be functional!)

Coin Operated Rides (outside of stores)

Functional/Non Functional Casino Stuff/Games Etc

Wet Bar (Sims 3 Conversion?)

Freakshow Decor (Venice Beach Freakshow)

Bingo Ball Spinner/Cage/Caller? (What do you call it lol)

Bingo Cards

Plastic Surgeon Chair

Sol De Janeiro Stuff (I need!!!)

Fake Nails (Boxes for retail)

Body Jewelry Decor Displays

Store Signs

Del Taco

Whataburger

Bojangles

Burger King

Churchs Chicken

Jack In The Box

Culvers

Golden Corral

Cheesecake Factory

Cracker Barrel

In & Out

Dairy Queen

Raising Canes

A&W

Texas Roadhouse

Zaxbys

Carls Jr,

Captain D's

Bush's Chicken

Blockbuster

Seaworld

Disney World

Horrorland (Goosebumps Style)

Cascade

Ulta Beauty

Museum Of Death (LA Museum)

Claires

Shady Acres (Junky Sign/Trailer Park Build)

Jelly Belly

NFL Store

Spelman College (Britechester/Foxbury Text Override Mod)

Morehouse College (Britechester/Foxbury Text Override Mod)

Michael's (Craft store)

Hobby Lobby

Caesars Palace

Hells Kitchen

Party City

American Girl Dolls

"The Boardwalk" (Like the Santa Monica Pier Arch)

Charlotte Russe

Motel 6

Good Burger

Mondo Burger

Planned Parenthood

Sanrio

Rainforest Cafe

Universal Studios

If you know of any place I can find these items, please let me know!!! If they are used in any of my builds, I will give you that entire build early access as well as share you all over and probably obsess over you for the rest of my life. ❤ (creator or not) I am aware that this gives away my future ideas, but oh well. We can all win yall.

[joandynewsomberg]

Newsomberg Facts - #125 - A Holiday Special:

In no particular order, here are 10 of the adorable things that the Newsombergs have done to celebrate the holidays together, this year...

1. Andy has shown Little Lady Newsomberg how to light the Menorah (albeit she's still too young to do it herself, of course).

2. They've made a dreidel and, thanks to Andy's limited crafting skills, it's pretty terrible, but they love it anyway.

3. Joanna has been filling Moorcrest with beautiful renditions of Christmas songs, and her (already very talented) daughter has enjoyed sitting next to her at the piano and joining in. In fact, Little Lady Newsomberg has successfully learned to play her own version of 'Jingle Bells' (performed predominantly with one finger but still...) and every time she does - complete with the cutest lisp you have ever heard - it immediately reduces Andy to tears.

4. Festive bedtime reading has taken the form of Andy's enthusiastic recitation of 'The Night Before Christmas'. As might be expected his Santa voice is on point and his daughter's insistence on jiggling her Papa's tummy (AKA The Sambelly) on the line "a little round belly that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly" has represented the true highlight of Joanna's holiday season. The aforementioned lisp is also out in force when Andy defers to his little girl for the 'big finish'... "Happy Chrisstmass to all and to all a goodnight!".

5. Little Lady Newsomberg's favorite game for the holidays has been sneaking up on one, or both, of her parents while holding a sprig of mistletoe above her head, then demanding a kiss on the cheek. Occasionally, she likes to mix things up a little by holding it above both their heads at once, to prompt them to share their own Christmas kiss.

6. Andy and Joanna have enjoyed hanging the third annual Little Lady Newsomberg personalized bauble on the Christmas Tree. As with the two already on display, the picture inside (this time featuring their daughter in an elf costume) offers definitive proof that she is the most beautiful child in the world.

7. This year's Newsomberg holiday card featured a photograph of all three of them in matching Christmas Pajamas and was 'signed' by Little Lady Newsomberg, who has now mastered the art of tracing her name over her Mama's handwriting.

8. Much of the holiday preparation has entailed helping Little Lady Newsomberg to collate, wrap, and deliver gift and food parcels for children's charities and causes - because Andy and Joanna are determined to teach her that this time of year is about giving, not just receiving. These lessons in kindness are already paying off. When Andy and Joanna brought her to see Santa, their daughter gave him a list of presents she wanted him to deliver... to other people. Her choice for Papa (which may, or may not, have been gently prompted by Joanna)? Some much-needed new shirts!

9. Of course, having been such a good girl, Little Lady Newsomberg deserves a special gift of her own. As such, her parents have commissioned the design of her very own 'Beadman'. This miniature version of her favorite puppet from the Bob Baker Marionette Theater has been altered to include its own pair of glasses, since little one has such a fondness for stealing her Papa's specs and placing them on her toys. Andy has been practicing 'operating' Beadman, so he can put on a show for his daughter on Christmas morning. So far, his character from 'The Dark Crystal' has proven to be a better puppeteer than he is, but he's working on it!

10. As the holiday preparations have come together, and following a toddler bedtime routine extended by over-excitement (often on Andy's behalf), the adult Newsombergs have spent their evenings relaxing together and reflecting on how blessed they feel to be part of such a perfect family Christmas. Their stockings hang above the fireplace. Each was handcrafted by Joanna's Mom. Joanna herself first received hers when she was barely older than her own daughter is now. Andy's was gifted to him the first time he spent the holidays with the Newsoms (some 13 years ago) and the third was a 'First Christmas' present for their daughter. Admiring them - and one another - heart eyes in full effect, the Newsombergs have both begun to consider how nice it might be for Nana to start work on a new addition to the stocking collection, in time for next year!

[eveningstarcatcher]

Day 15: Laughter

“Crowley,” Aziraphale said cautiously. Crowley had been lounging on the couch, scrolling away on his phone, while Aziraphale read at his desk. Crowley had realized that something was on the angel’s mind because he hadn’t flipped a page for over fifteen minutes, but he didn’t say anything. Best to let Aziraphale work up the nerve to talk about whatever it was.

“Yeah?” he glanced up, noting the furrow of Aziraphale’s brow, the way his eyes darted around to look at everything except Crowley, the way his hands were wringing in his lap. 

“There’s something I'd like to do, but I’m afraid you won’t like it. I do hope you’ll consider it, though. Just take a bit to think about it. For me.” 

“What is it?” Crowley sat up and leaned closer to Aziraphale, his golden eyes bright and inviting whatever plan Aziraphale had cooked up.

“Well, it’s a tradition. It’s not on our list, but it does seem rather fun and it would be a nice keepsake of our first christmas after, well you know. And you really don’t have to, dear, but -”

“Angel. Just say it.” Crowley raised an eyebrow, trying not to laugh at the way Aziraphale was rambling on.

“I would like to - I mean for us to - that is we could -”

“Aziraphale,” Crowley grabbed his hand reassuringly. 

“Could we take a Christmas card photograph?” Aziraphale’s eyes shimmered with uncertainty and anticipation.

“Christmas card photograph?” Crowley repeated. It wasn’t what he was expecting.

“Yes, it looks like rather a lot of fun! People get dressed up in festive clothing and they do silly poses and then they choose a photograph and it gets printed on a card and then they send it out to friends.” Aziraphale brightened up, but Crowley could see the hesitation hiding underneath. “What do you think?”

“You know, angel, I think that sounds fun.” Crowley genuinely smiled.

“Oh really?” Aziraphale glowed, squeezing Crowley’s hand.

“I assume you’ve already planned outfits and poses?” Crowley stood, pressed a kiss to the top of Azirahale’s head, then pulled the angel up to stand in front of him.

“Oh yes, dear! I’m so glad you agreed! I have so many ideas!” He was practically bouncing.

Crowley set up the camera and tripod, choosing the tree as the backdrop for the photos, and, after proving that he knew how to use the timer function, Aziraphale began pulling items out of a box that had been hiding under the tree, behind all the gifts.

“Which one would you like?” Aziraphale held up two equally offensive sweaters in bright colors and adorned with lights or sequins or ornaments or some combination of the three.

“How about this?” Crowley miracled a sweater, black with a red pattern printed in a traditional Norwegian style with snakes that looked like they were from an 8-bit game slithering across his torso.

“I suppose it works. Not quite as exciting as these, but it suits you.” Aziraphale smiled, removed his waistcoat and pulled one of the sweaters on. It was a bright Christmas green with gold tinsel garland wrapping up over one shoulder. Sequins created patterns of holly and snowflakes, and a few red bulb ornaments finished the look.

They took a few test photos, trying out a few poses, but Aziraphale wasn’t quite pleased.

“Let’s try this!” He dove back into the box and pulled out a traditional Santa hat, a necklace of blinking christmas bulbs, a striped elf cap, and a pair of signs on string.

“Props, eh? Alright!” Crowley had a nearly evil glint in his eye as he grabbed at them, placing some on himself and the others on Aziraphale.

“Dear, I hardly think I’m the naughty one…” the angel said, reading the sign around his neck.

“Oh, really? Who tried to kill the antichrist?” Crowley smirked, placing a hat on Azirphale’s head and adjusting the ‘nice’ sign around his own neck.

“To save the world!” he protested.

“I know, angel.” He pecked Azirphale on the cheek, then ran to set the timer on the camera. “Look bad.”

Crowley ran back and threw himself into Aziraphale’s arms, and pulling them backwards into a poorly executed dip. The timer went off just as Crowley tumbled to the floor, pulling Aziraphale down on top of him. The two burst into laughter as they disentangled their limbs and their signs. 

“How very graceful!” Azirpahale chuckled, sitting back on his heels.

“You didn’t catch me!” Crowley protested.

“You didn’t warn me!” Aziraphale straightened his sweater and stood.

“Fair point. Let’s try it again.” Crowley stood next to him. “Look like you’re tempting me and I’ll be swooning.” “Swooning?” Aziraphale mused.

“Yeah. It’s not too far from accurate, actually.” Crowley smirked at him from behind the camera, setting the timer again.

“I hardly think I tempted you, dear,” Aziraphale crossed his arms in an attempt to look offended, but widened his stance to prepare to catch a demon.

“You don’t know your own powers, angel.” Crowley ran back to Aziraphale, winked at him and threw himself into the other’s arms, dropping his head back and placing a dramatic hand to his forehead. Aziraphale was ready this time, and did not waver. He even did his best impression of a demon, one eyebrow raised and a crooked smile on his face. They barely made it through to the sound of the shutter before giving themselves over to laughter.

“Is that what you think demons look like?” Crowley asked, standing himself upright.

“Well, I can’t say that many demons have tried to tempt me, so I don’t have much of a reference there.” Aziraphale straightened his sweater and shot Crowley a sly look.

“I should hope not! Now you pick a pose.” Crowley removed his props and handed them over for Aziraphale to use as he saw fit.

“Alright!” He considered for a moment, then placed the Santa hat on his head and handed the elf hat to Crowley. He then placed the necklace of lights around Crowley’s neck and pulled a white beard out of the box, arranging it on his face.

“I’m the elf? Bit tall, aren’t I?” Crowley inspected the necklace with a bit of disgust.

“It’s fun, dear. Besides, I am a bit more jolly in appearance, so I think it works!” Aziraphale winked to Crowley and gestured for him to set the timer.

When Crowley was behind the camera Aziraphale had an idea and ran to the back room, dragging a chair out and placing it in front of the tree. He settled into it and waited for Crowley.

“And what am I supposed to do?” Crowley asked.

“Whatever you want.”

“Be careful what you wish for!” Crowley set the camera to take multiple photos, started the timer and crossed to the chair. In the few moments during which the camera shutter sounded Crowley stood next to the chair, lounged against the chair, knelt next to the chair, and ended up lounged across the chair in Aziraphale’s lap, head thrown over one arm and his legs thrown over the other. He looked rather pleased with himself.

“Crowley!” Aziraphale was laughing and Crowley enjoyed how his little round belly did shake like a bowl full of jelly. He had cast the roles well.

“What’s next?” Crowley’s eyes were now wide and mischievous.

“Oh no, it’s your turn now.” Aziraphale removed the beard and handed it to Crowley.

The two spent well over an hour taking all sorts of photos with every combination of props and every pose they could think of. By the end, their stomachs were sore from laughter.

A bottle of wine had been brought out just shy of an hour ago, a second bottle joined them 30 minutes ago, and the third was currently being opened and enjoyed.

They had pushed the armchair to the side and were standing in front of the tree, glasses in hand. The lights on the tree glowed brighter as the sun was going down outside. It wasn’t quite dark yet, but it wasn’t far off.

“Thank you for agreeing to do this,” Aziraphale smiled at his demon.

“Yeah, of course. It actually was fun,” Crowley raised his glass.

“Oh yes, a toast!” Aziraphale raised his glass as well. “What to?”

“To Christmas?” Crowley shrugged.

“To celebrating Christmas. Together.” Aziraphale’s eyes crinkled at the corners as he smiled at Crowley adoringly. Crowley tilted his head slightly to the side, mirroring the soft smile. The tipped their glasses forward to meet in the middle, clinking softly as they captured the colored lights from the tree behind them and spread them around the room.

Without knowing which one willed it so, the camera shutter clicked.

[rewrentless]

Taz Balance Quotes

I have no idea how long ive been working on this, between 2 and 7 months but finally ive made a list of memorable quotes /quotes that made me chuckle

-Any you driads down to clown

-That was my grandfathers haunch

-Everyone needs a barry bluejeans!

-You shouldnt had your dog jump up my ass! I dont think my dog could fit in an ass! You havent seen this ass

-Eat me barry

-If you were making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter are you gonna take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch??

-she thinks my tractors sexy and i think im no longer welcome here

-hello hello welcome to my caev

-abraca fuck you

-hey you calm the fuck down sir theres no yelling at fantasy Costco!

-its like a bag of holding but for ass

-merle i can see 3/4 to 4/5 of your entire butt

-the railsplitter passes through the tree like a baseball bat passing through a ghost

-youve solved my shrek puzzle

-a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anybody yells a secret word i have to attend to their every need and that word is my fucking name jenkins

-infinite bean!!!

-i got a murder wall in my brain!

-time-pon! The time travelling tampon!

-lord steven q fletcher esquire the goldfish the third

-'yeah he really beat me in a test of wits and wagers' and winks at taako over and over just winking

- hey baby i love your tendrils

-i got here a few minutes ago and i can not take my eyes off you i looked at you across the square 60 feet away and i said do not be chopping on this baby

-you and the box both drink poison and you survive but the box has died. With that the box pops open

-does everyone get that i have an elevator fetish at this point?

-griffen we gotta fight some weeds at floor 20!

-my names not jerry its ... jerrieeeeee

-but listen guys now i gotta take a poop, you know like a poop like a real emergent poop

-'your name ... of course ... is... taako. Sike thats just mine say my name!' i cast magic missile

-so youre sayin we eat him

-youre all beautiful butterflake snowflies

-im actually a mongoose meow

-and inside the envelopes there is  200 gold pieces  ‘thanks for these shitty jangly envelopes’

-i hand her a coupon for one free backrub

-magnus this is the nightmare scenario

-hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie

-i made you guys chairs for your new digs and if you lift up the cushion it doubles as an indoor toilet

-davenport read the room!

-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm davenport

-i start to very subtly and very easily cry

-last time i was in an elevator vines tried to eat my dick

-the late merle highchurch rolled a 5

-’youre a god!’ I definately am

-youre not stupid youre beautiful

-its kinda ridiculous how many pies we got our toes in

-your mother would swaddle you young taako baby taako and just sing to you oh shit sweet flip oh dip sweet flip my little nugget

-god liiiieed to me

-magnus can kiss my kenny chesney tattoo

-you found her?!

-hey thug whats your name im about to tentacle your dick?

-if travis cant move his legs then i shall create his legs!

-im just an elevator climb on in ma belly!

-press ma buttons from inside a me

-if you wanted to lure me in there you shoulda stayed handsome ma fella

-'i tap it with the gluttons fork and i swallow it' 'what the f uck'

-ive got to switch between different accents to trick my prey

-when that day comes little man oh when that day comes i will summon whatever powers i still have at my disposal that you have not sipphoned away from me and i will take all of my canny and all of my cunning and all arcanas still within my reach and i will use it to strike you down little man

-dungeons and dragons and daddies

-fantasy shorts fantasy shorts fantasy shorts fantasy shorts!

-i cast zone of truth!

-junebug

-this chair smells like grandmas

-this scene is memorable to you now but in the moment you werent thinking im going to remember everything about this moment

-inifate bag of boys

-if it had flesh then it would be a bag of skin full of fucking goo

-"how do you not have a six it comes with every board game?" "My daughter..." "eats them for power??"

-because in wonderland... there is no healing (shit eating grin)

-liches get stitches

-son of a lich

-you built the fucking door out of wood shit wood

-bad luck

-ill be having my body back you undead fuck

-sturdy. denim. and blue

-i have updated my list of people i trust and things i believe to no one and nothing

-those are the arms that have held my wife

-i cant fight i cant protect i cant do anything in this body

- i saw seven birds

-the twins, the lover, the protecter, the lonely journal keeper, the peacemaker and the wordless one

-i dont know but i feel like i trust you

-dont let them erase me magnus

-how could you forget lup

-nerd alert!

-greg grimaldis you owe me $15 and i aim to collect

-i have to believe that im gonna get those $15 back from greg fucking grimaldis

-the one thing we do have is the thing that people in love rarely ever have enough of and its time

-I dont know about in love its only been... 21 years

-are you my friend?

-what brings me joy is... life. I think you can find joy anywhere in life i thibk its a concious choice i think you choose joy in life and no matter how bad things are no matter how crummy no matter how dark no matter how many times some guy named john kills your ass you find joy. I’ve found joy, honest to God, getting to know you. I’ve found joy playing chess with you. I have enjoyed - i haven’ t enjoyed you know, getting my ass killed, but i find joy in whatever I do. I don’t always do things right, and I don’t always do things smart, and I don’t always do a character voice, but whatever i do, i find joy in it. Because at the end of the day, that’s all you got. It’s looking back on the joy you had, and the joy you found, and the joy you gave other people 

-soon you will call us ascendent

-kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard

-huh. I feel sad

-its not perfect but its the best i can do

-our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people but too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favour of others and by the time we realize just how importnat it is we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with but the seven of you have something that nobody else ever had time all the time in the world time enough to grow indescribely close time enough to learn how to care for each other how to allow yourselves to be caref for and in the case of barry and lup time enough to fall deeply and truely in love

-there was romance in every measure and longing in every note

-have we not earned a little wrath?

-i made it

-you are my heart you know that right?

-sometimes there arent right decisions sometimes theres just decisions

-when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying others are abrupt and unfair but most are just unremarkable, unintentional clumsy

-back soon

-who?

-taako kill me

-you fucking took everything from me

-understand this, i have nothing and i don’t give a shit. The world is ending and i don’t care

-phantasmal and resplendent

-youre dating the grim reaper?!

-ill take one taco with extra destiny

-i tell the trees when to shed their leaves and i make every piece of fruit taste the way that it tastes and i taught every blade of grass in the ground where to grow did you really think i had forgotten about you?

-im not your pan but you will always be my merle

-i run over and im already kissing him this is ridiculous

-I want to warm up my face i dont want it to be cold and weird

-whats up ghostrider

-i met god no big deal

-lets save the world and 420 blaze it

-hear that babe? We’re legends

-youre going to have to fight and… youre gonna win!

-you hear it now too dont you? The song is now yours, just as the story has always been yours and with this final piece your understanding of these impossible events is complete. Like i said before, youre ready now, darkness surrounds you but be not afraid, after all youre going to win, we know that much but that is the limit of my knowledge. Youre all caught up now, whatever happens next, well, we’ll just have to find out together

-you boys know the best of the fantasy costo? Free samples

-we won

-youre going to be amazing

-it takes time as all difficult and important things do, for the world to recover from what was done to it that day. But it does recover, and not just that, it thrives. 

-im about to smooch your fucking brains out babe 

-one small criticism, i think you may have forgotten to make it taste good

-‘youre kinda full of dog shit sometimes’ thats what it was i forgot i did include dog shit

-i should mention my boyfriend is death

-if you will all excuse me i have… to shit

-i tried to make you proud

-we see you one last time as magnus rushes in

-even happier days were to come, because that was the world that you made, that was the ending you earned

[bananxjin]

Two Halves of a Whole Idiot // Kim Seokjin x Reader

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Word Count: 3,018

Synopsis: All it takes is one phone call for Reader to realize her feelings might run a little deeper than she’d originally thought. AKA: “Hey, let’s date!”

//Heavily inspired by this video which every Jin stan needs to watch immediately. Its ruined me.

I don’t think I’ve ever cranked a fic out faster. Not spellchecked so there might be errors! Apologies!//

Fluff || Fluff || Heavy on the Fluff

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“No she didn’t.”

“She absolutely did!” Jin yells into the receiver, sounding completely baffled. “She was like, ‘I guess it’s just kind of weird? You’re nearly thirty years old, and you’re still collecting Pokemon cards?’.” You roll your eyes. “And then when I asked to see a dessert menu, she said she doesn’t do desserts because they aren’t healthy.” He sighed, “I mean yeah, devil’s food cake isn’t healthy, but it sure is fucking tasty after eating a big dinner!”

You frown and lean back further into your computer chair. ‘I’m really sorry she didn’t end up being what you wanted, Jinnie.” You coo. You knew Jin had had a crush on this girl for months now. Everytime Jin would flirt with her or make an attempt to ask her out, she’d brush him off or as Jin would say, ‘She’s playing hard to get!’ -- You recall the rare times where she’d flirt with him or how he’d turn to jelly anytime she brushed her fingertips along his shoulders while he was working.

It was all for naught though, and deep down, you knew. She’d only use his crush on her to her complete advantage anytime something was ‘Too hard’ or if she was leaving early and couldn’t be bothered to finish a project -- She’d run to Jin, butter him up, and leave him in her wake. You didn’t want to say Jin was foolish, but…

He’s a bit foolish.

But that’s what love does to ya, right? Jin sighs again, “It’s not your fault, (Y/n). I think it’s just going to suck seeing her at work again on Monday.” You hummed in response, “I mean the date was terrible! I can already see it, she’s going to tell everyone…”

“I’d say don’t worry about it.” You responded, sitting up a bit. “You know everybody in that building loves you; you’re a walking teddy bear, and say she does manage to change one or two people’s opinions of you, who gives a shit?” You’re voice trembled a bit. Jin doesn’t respond.

“The people who want to be your friends aren’t going to let some crappy date with a snobby, spoiled brat ruin that.” You continued, “I know if she says anything to me, I’ll tell her where she can shove her rumors.”

Jin chuckled, “That actually made me feel a little bit better; thank you, (Y/n).” His sweet laughter brings a smile to your face; it never fails to do so. Ever since you’ve met Jin, that’s always been the best part about him. His laughter paired with his beautiful smile and goofy sense of humor. He’s always been your brightest ray of sunshine.

Then you start thinking about it…

“Do you have plans next weekend? There’s a new restaurant that opened up on the dock, and I really want to try it! They have boba and red bean pastries!” He exclaims excitedly, but you barely hear him over your own thoughts.

You’d always look the other way anytime he’d flirt with her because “That’s gross.” and “I’ll never understand why you like her; she won’t even give you the time of day.”, or when she would flirt with him, it’d make your blood boil. Yes, it was because you knew she was taking advantage of your best friend, but deep down, it was something much bigger.

Even now, after sitting here for the past hour, listening to him complain about the date going horribly and how his idea of her just crumbled -- You’re kind of happy that the date didn’t work out. That sounds terrible, but at least you’re being honest with yourself.

“(Y/n)? Did I lose ya?” He coos. You clear your throat, blushing a bit.

All those times in college when the two of you would stay up late, insisting you’re gonna study, but you played video games together instead. Falling asleep, cuddled up together on the couch; in your bed; in his bed. Being cuddled up to him during movie nights with your friends, or sharing food and drinks when you went out to eat together.

These feelings.

They’ve always been there.

“Yeah, I’d love to go, Jin! Will Saturday afternoon work?” He giggles on the other end, “Saturday afternoon is perfect!” He exclaims. “Ugh, I’ve gotta go now, though. I’m pretty sure my laundry finished like half an hour ago, and I don’t want anybody stealing my clothes from the dryer.” He sighs, “Thank you so much for listening to me whine about last night.”

You smile, “It’s no problem!” You exclaim, hesitating a bit before adding, “You know I’d do anything for you.”

You can hear him smirk, “I’ll remember that next weekend when we get the bill.”

“Hey!” You yell, making him burst out into a full belly laugh. “I’ll talk to ya later, okay?”

The two of you say your farewells before hanging up. You toss your phone onto the bed and slump downwards until you slide out of your computer chair and onto your floor like a puddle of mushy goo.

“So we’re really doing this, huh?” You mumble to nobody in particular, staring up at you ceiling. “We’re just gonna suddenly fall in love with World Wide Cute Guy over here and call it a day, huh?” You continue a little louder this time.

The anxiety begins to bubble in your tummy. What if you tell him and he shoots you down? You two have only known each other for nearly a decade now, surely it wouldn’t ruin your friendship?

A thought suddenly hits you, and you gasp. Did you actually end the call?!

The speed at which you move from your floor to the bed would put Speedy Gonzales to shame. You’re relieved to find that the call had most definitely ended, but on your lockscreen was a text notification from Jin. All it said was, “Seriously, thanks for always being there for me! I don’t know what I’d do without you!” Followed by a spam of pink, sparkly heart emojis.

Your heart swelled ten times larger, cheeks turning a dusty pink and you couldn’t hold back the soft smile forming on your lips. You wouldn’t know what to do without Jin yourself. Your best friend Jin, who gave your forehead kisses. Jin, who held your hand during scary movies or while walking down the street. Jin, who will buy the largest bowl of orange sherbet that’s offered, and then spoon feed it to you even though he bought you your own cone. You can’t help but cover your face when you remember the first time he did that.

“Wow! You actually ate off my spoon!” He laughed. “Yeah! You hold a spoonful of ice cream up to my face, I’m going to take the bite!” You laughed in response.

His laughter slowly died down as he took his own bite, “You know when they do that during anime, they always joke about how they shared an indirect kiss.” He giggled. You didn’t think much about it as you worked your way through your cone. Then slowly, you put the puzzle pieces together in your mind, nearly forcing your heart to stop.

“So, (Y/n)... How was our first indirect kiss?”

You huff out and fall back onto your bed, body feeling all warm and tingly as you begin to wonder what it’d actually feel like to kiss Prince Pillow Lips. You rake your fingers through your hair and turn to your phone again.

“Okay, okay.” You breathe out, trying to calm yourself. You’re suddenly hyper aware of everything. Every aspect of your relationship; every word you’ve ever said to him; every interaction the two of you have ever had. What should you say to him? Do you even respond? There’s not really much you can say, “Yeah, my heart would probably crumble if I couldn’t see you anymore?” God, clingy much?

You swallow and scroll through some reaction images you could send to him. You find a goofy one of Hobi laughing really hard with hearts surrounding him. Would that be weird to send? Namjoon’s the one that made it look like that and you’ve sent it to him before, but what if…

You scroll back through your chat thread, re-reading old conversations. Nothing here to indicate any developing feelings; just a bunch of terrible jokes, “I’m here!” notifications, and a few serious messages about Coworker that let Jin down.

You could hear your heart thrumming in your ears ‘Just do it!’ your brain screams. You feel little beads of sweat building on your forehead as you stare down the little “Call” button in the corner of the screen. What’s your excuse? The two of you just got off the phone, what else could you possibly have to say other than, “Hey, I just missed your voice, and I realized a couple of things about you and me-”

Somewhere in your dissociation, you’ve already hit the call button, and Jin’s been on the line for the last fifteen seconds asking if you’re there. You swallow and put the phone up to your ear.

“(Y/n)?! Is everything okay?”

“Yeah…” You rasp. “Is something wrong? Did you need to-”

“Let’s go out.”

… … … Silence.

“What?” He asks in a hushed whisper.

“Let’s go out… On a date.”

Silence. Again.

“Is this a joke? Are… Are you messing with me right now? Because (Y/n), if you are, then that’s really mean, and I don’t-”

“No, I’m being completely serious.” You respond, surging with confidence as you sit up right, “I know I said next Saturday, but actually I want to go to that new restaurant today, and afterwards I want to get ice cream from that little shop near the ferries? And then maybe we can go to the observatory later and look at the stars or something, I don’t know! But what I do know is…”

You take a deep breath, “I want to be close to you right now.”

Again with that blasted silence except this time, you’re actually worried he might’ve hung up on you.

He didn’t.

But your worrying persists.

“Okay.”

“... What?”

“Let’s do that, then. I’ll be by to pick you up in a half hour, yeah?”

||

As promised, you went to that new restaurant. Despite how awkward you felt over the phone, Jin acted like nothing was out of the ordinary. He carried the conversation in the car, telling you all about this American video game that he could finally buy and play in Korea, or how his parents were back in town and his mom desperately wanted to see you again, “She thinks of you as like her own daughter; she loves you!” He laughed.

The waiter directed “The sweet couple” to one of the outside tables where you got a lovely view of the ocean and all the tourists coming in and out of the ferry boats. Jin insisted on taking a cute picture together with the ocean in the background. You smiled through the anxiety and Jin held up his fingers in a peace sign. You had to complain after seeing the picture because “I look terrible in that! Please delete it!” And of course Jin had to laugh at you, “You look as cute as you always do, (Y/n)~” He cooed, leaning in closer to your face as he said your name. It did nothing to settle the butterflies in your tummy.

Damn him.

After lunch, Jin immediately grabbed your hand and dragged you further down the docks so you could get ice cream from the little ice cream shop. Jin had to get his Extra Large bowl of orange sherbet, and you got your usual cookie dough cone. That lasted all of thirty seconds when a seagull swooped down and reached for your ice cream. He didn’t manage to grasp it, but the fear of him swooping you caused you to drop your cone on the ground.

Jin couldn’t hold back his squeaky laughter, keeping a hold on his ice cream bowl as he doubled over in his cute, dumb laughing fit. “Please don’t worry, (Y/n)! I’ll gladly share my ice cream with you!”

The two of you took a seat on one of the benches. As promised, Jin took turns spoon feeding you and taking bites of his own. “That couldn’t have worked out better, actually.” He mutters through mouthfuls of creamy sherbet, “I knew I wasn’t going to be able to finish this all on my own.”

You roll your eyes, instinctively opening your mouth so he can feed you, “Then why do you always order the biggest size dummy!” You demand, covering a hand over your mouth. He chipmunks the ice cream in his cheeks, smiling wide at you, “Because I know you’ll eat it with me!”

It wasn’t quite late enough to see the stars just yet, so the two of you took a stroll through one of the many shopping districts in the area. Jin pulled you into one of his favorite shops so you could look at CD’s and cute stationary. From the moment you two walked through the door, Jin always caught you glancing back at the gudetama stationary set. Despite your stubborn adamancy, Jin insisted he buy it for you. “It’s the least I could do since you took me out to that restaurant!”

“I took you-! You’re the one that insisted on paying for the meal!” You bit back. He snickered, “It’s the thought that counts, (Y/n).” You stubbornly walked away towards the beauty products while Jin took the stationary set up to the cashier.

You thanked Jin for the stationary once you left, but you still berated him for actually buying it, “You didn’t have to do that!” You whined cutely.

“But I wanted to!” He mocked you in the same whiny voice before promptly grabbing your hand. You could feel your cheeks heating up, but you refused to say anything. Jin smirked and laced his fingers through yours. “Let’s head back to the car. It’ll be dark enough by the time we get to the observatory.”

||

The observatory was surprisingly quiet for a Saturday night, mostly consisting of parents with younger children or older couples. The entire top floor was rounded, encasing telescopes that allowed you to look over the brightly lit city or up at the moon and stars. A little further down the hall was the gift shop where most of the kids would end up lingering.

You and Jin went through and looked through each telescope, wanting to get different views of the city and sky, but you kept lingering back towards a specific one that offered you a wonderful view of the ocean. “I love how the lights just reflect off the water.” You whisper, “The ocean looks beautiful at night.”

You’re startled as you feel Jin wrap his arms around your waist, resting his chin on the top of your head. “Hmm… I’ve seen way prettier.” He responds nonchalantly. You snort, “You talking about when you look in the mirror?” You ask somewhat jokingly. He smirks, “Sometimes, but even more beautiful than that…”

He gently pulls you back, turning you around to face him. He takes a good look at your face before a big dorky smile breaks out onto his own, “That,” He says, “Is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

You swallow thickly, tilting your head to the side, “What?”

“You.” He whispers, “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.” He says, sliding his hands down your arms and into your hands. You smirk at him, “I am sweaty and i’m sure my hair looks like a total mess right now, how can you joke like that? It’s mean.”

His large hands move down to cup your waist and pull you closer to him, “I’m not joking.” He says sternly, gazing into your eyes.

“(Y/n), I’ve liked you since our college days together.” He whispered leaning his forehead against yours. You ran your hands up his arms, and flattened your palms against his chest. “I thought that maybe if I get into a relationship with someone else, I’d be able to get over you, but…” His eyes search yours for a moment, “(Y/n), I need you. I need you and all of your affection and all of your baggage.” He chuckles a bit, “I’m a selfish man. I want all of it; everything... God, when you asked me out on the phone earlier, I thought... I didn't know what to think.” He huffs out.

Your eyes remain glued to him, unable to look away. He just laid it all out there for you in a complete state of vulnerability. Time to match his sincerity. “That’s wild because I’ve been trying to deny my feelings for you for years now.” You make a face immediately after saying that; way to ruin the moment, you think, but Jin doesn’t mind. He can’t help but laugh, “W-what I mean is…” You clear your throat, hoping Jin won’t notice your red cheeks, “I never thought you’d see me the same way I see you, so I thought… I’d rather preserve our friendship than take the risk.” You mutter, gaze flickering down to his lips. He smiles, “I don’t want you to deny your feelings anymore.” He whispers, “And I don’t ever want you to get over me.” You whisper back.

He finally leans forward, closing the gap between the two of you; finally gives you a taste of what you’ve been craving for so long. A soft, sweet, loving kiss that you want to pour all of your love into just for Jin. He inhales, smiling against your lips before wrapping his arms around your waist and dipping you. You squeal and wrap your arms around his neck. “I’m going to love on you so much tonight.” He mutters against your kiss swollen lips. You can’t help but giggle and lean in to kiss him again.

“But seriously… We’re both kinda dumb, aren’t we?” He laughs.

“Maybe just a little!”

[shionnaraaa]

FUJOSHI 腐女子 01

❇• o1. Prince and Prince •❇

There's a saying that, "Princess is meant to be with the prince and they'll live happily after..." But your belief is the total opposite. You believe that, "Prince and prince must be together and will have a happy ending."

And that's how it should be.

Yes. Because, you're an otaku and a fujoshi. And your gay heart is too weak for BL.

A loud cheers and squeals of girls snapped you back to reality as they cheered for the hearthrobs' basketball practice.

"Jaemin! Jaemin! Kyahhh~~"

"Lee Jeno! Lee Jeno!"

You watched Jaemin passed the ball to Jeno and shoot the ball to the basket with perfect poise that made their team won an another round. Jaemin smiled at Jeno whilst walking into his way, Jeno also plastered his smile, showing his crescent shaped eyesmile. Jaemin swung an arm at Jeno.

One.

Jeno smacked his shoulder.

Two.

They did their signature bro fist.

Three.

"Three points! Ehehehe..." You squealed in a low voice - lowkey fangirling your ship. Yes, you ship them ever since the beginning of school year You drooled, imagining the ship to sail. Eventhough, it is impossible.

The girls standing in front of you temporarily stopped cheering, looking at you with a straight judging face — disgusted,

"Yuck, that fatty is so disgusting! How could she make a face like that?"

"Is she imagining that she could be together with either Jeno or Jaemin?"

"Dream on Naruto. Fatty's doesn't look good for either of Jeno or Jaemin. They might die because of the cholesterol she had in her body."

Actually, you were too oblivious of what they're saying and busy imagining your ship so you don't give a fuck. Until...

Until the basketball is flying into your direction that made the girls in front of you screeched and ran away. You were the only one left. You're now the target - to be specific, the ball hit your belly.

The ball bounced back and so your belly wiggled like a jelly. The players stopped and the crowd produced a flabbergasted gasp. Jaemin stood, shocked.

He was the one who hit you.

He ran into you then Jeno and the crowds followed. He shook your shoulder, panicky. "Hey, Danbi-ssi! Are you alright?", Jeno beside Jaemin asked you. His eyesmile faded, replaced by a worried one. You curled into a ball, clutching your stomach and let out a groan. You opened your eyes and saw Jeno beside Jaemin - you felt like you're in heaven. Not because of you're surrounded by handsome guys, because your ship is in front of you.

As long as I saw my ship sailing, I'll be happy, you thought. And now you see nothing but black.

Everyone panicked, but Jaemin felt the panic the most since he's at fault. "Yah! Fatty don't die!"

-

A bright light is the first thing you see when you woke up. You look at the surroundings and you saw your bestfriend, Koeun. "Thank goodness, you're awake. Are you okay, Danbi-ah?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. It's just my belly hurts, what just happened? Why am I in the infirmary?" I massaged the painful part of my belly, groaning a bit.

"Oh..." She stood up and kept the medical kit in the cabinet and faced me, "You passed out a while ago when the basketball hit your belly."

You hummed as response when you finally remembered what happened. Then you reminisced about the NoMin ship, a light bulb appeared in your mind.

"Yah, Koeunnie." You called then she faced you, "Did you saw the NoMin ship sailing in the game?" You wiggled my eyebrows that made Koeun's eyes sparkle.

"Of course, Medical Committee will be always present! And it's not NoMin, it's JaeNo. Okay?" She smiled widely like her smile reached into her ears.

"I told you it's NoMin."

"JaeNo."

"Ahem!" A loud voice stopped Koeun and your bickering time. The voice drew both of your attention. "Excuse me, Eunji-sunbaenim. If your carbo-friendly friend is already fine, could you bring her out? There's another patient who would be needing the bed." Chenle bluntly said.

Koeun's fist clenched as if ready to punch his face. "Aish, this kid—" she hissed but you interrupted her. "Don't worry, Chenle-ssi. We'll be going now." You dragged Koeun out of the infirmary with you.

"Why didn't you let me scold that scumbag?" She was clearly pissed off when he called you "carbo-friendly".

"Just don't mind him, okay?" You hushed her. "But he's been so rude towards you. Tsk." She sulks but you just let out a soft chuckle and went back to your classroom. Whilst walking in the hallways, you passed by Mark together with Renjun both holding a big box. Your eyes shine, adding a new ship to your list.

MarkRen. Hehe, I'll make you two sail.

"Danbi-ssi, are you already fine?" Mark' s voice snapped you back then you realize you fell back to your fantasies. Again.

"Y-yes." You wiped off the saliva falling on down to your chin. "Thanks for asking me though. Wait, what's inside that boxes?" You changed the topic just to act like normal.

"O-oh... Obviously, these boxes are from the Art Clubroom. I took them out and bring them to the stockroom to save space in the clubroom. Mark visited me in the clubroom in timing, I needed him to help me." Renjun said in a sassy tone whilst rolling his eyes.

"Should I help? I feel like a useless member if I can't get to help the Art Club President." You pouted. Renjun shook his head, "No, today's your day off, you need to rest for a while. Plus, Mark is here to help me instead." He sternly said and looked away. Even though he's harsh — you can see a glint of fret in his face.

"Renjunnie", Mark called, "Can I put the box down for a minute? My arms hurts." He groaned.

"I'm sorry. And sure you can put them down for a while." Renjun's stern personality faded and both of them put down the box. Then, Renjun massaged Mark's shoulder. "Are now fine?"

"You don't need to massage it though." Mark nonchalantly shook his shoulder. "I insist." Renjun sternly replied.

Are the gods being kind to me now? Well, thank you for this daily bread. My soul is now satisfied, you thought.

Fantasy Time.

"Okay... Renjun-ssi, Mark-ssi, we have to leave for now. Good luck with the boxes!" Koeun dragged you, going to both of your classroom whilst you're having a wild imaginations of your ship.

"Okay then... Danbi, you should be careful next time!" Renjun patted your head, looking away because he doesn't want you to see his tomato face whilst Mark nodded his head, agreeing Renjun. You only hummed as a reply then bid your goodbyes.

"You know, Danbi. I sometimes think that if you're so lucky." She snickered. Your eyebrows cocked in confusion, "What do you mean?"

You two stopped for a while in front of the classroom door, "You always pass by the handsome guys! Isn't it amazing?" She squealed.

"Yes! Because, I can ship them and imagine some fluffy stuffs or an angsty one! Hehe." You drooled, imagining NoMin and MarkRen ship.

"Danbi, I really don't know if being too dense is good for you." She flatly said in a straight face. She opened the door for you and both of you entered in the classroom.

Jeno walked towards your direction, and Jaemin followed with an irked expression, "Danbi-ssi, are you already fine? Does your belly still hurts?" Jeno fretted.

"Nah, I'm now completely healed!" Because my ship sailed in front of me, and then you let the obscene spirit took over your mind — imagining NoMin doing something Jesus wouldn't do.

"Yah! Say sorry to her." Jeno commanded and the only thing came out from Jaemin's mouth is "tsk". "I'm sorry." Jaemin bowed, "I'm sorry for hitting you."

"It's really fine. Don't y'all worry." You replied.

Jaemin plastered a huge grin in his face, "Danbi-ssi, you look so funny a while ago. You looked like a life size Human Gelatin." He laughed, clutching his stomach then whole class followed.

Jeno's eyes widened, almost popped up. I'm gonna whip his ass after this, he thought. Koeun stood, freezes in her place.

"Aw, is that so? I'm happy for making people happy!" You smiled innocently. Jaemin and the class laughed even more.

The only thing Jeno and Koeun did is to facepalm because of your stupidity.

-

The class finally ended and your classmates cheered because they can already rest. They began dashing out of the hallways making the classroom very vacant. Koeun had to leave first since she has her meeting together with the Medical Committee.

Since you have nothing to do but you don't want to leave the campus yet, you visited your clubroom - the Art Clubroom. There are only two doors left to go there until an orange -haired guy bumped into you and bounced because of your huge belly. The papers he had in his arms fell and flies around that made him panicked.

"Yah! My scripts!" He wailed whilst picking up the papers. You crouched and helped him. After his papers are now returned, he scoffed at you. "Could you watch at what you're looking?!"

A sound of a door opening drew both of your attention, "Donghyuck-hyung, what happened?" A guy with platinum blond hair with came out.

"Ugh, this—this girl bumped into me and now the scripts are now crumpled! How am I going to memorize my lines if the scripts are now like this? Huh, Jisung?" he shouted that made the younger dude startled.

"U-uhmm... Don't worry, hyung. Let me fix that for you or just print  another script. Just calm yourself down first and stop being a hot headed, okay?" he calmly replied. "Huh, fine." Donghyuck spat.

Jisung faced you, "I'm sorry for what Donghyuck-hyung acted earlier, uh-uhmm...?"

"Park Danbi, from Art Club." Both of you bowed, then he saw your badge, realizing you're a senior.

"Okay, I'm really sorry, Danbi-sunbaenim." He bowed and dragged Donghyuck back to their clubroom.

Instead of going to your clubroom, you pivoted going out of the campus. The shock of Donghyuck's attitude is still there within you. You just forgot on going to your clubroom.

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You arrived at your home excitedly because your favorite anime series, Celestia will air a new episode. You dashed to your room, making your brother's room (whose it's room is located beside your room) to quake. "Yah! Could you slow down?!" Your brother yelled but you don't give a shit about him - for now, Celestia is the most important for you.

You bounced at your bed, immediately grabbed your laptop for watching and smartphone for your tweets. As the episode started, you sang along with the opening theme song, not caring about your resonated voice.

Of course, you're a proud "professional frustrated singer".

As the episode began, you began cheering when your favorite character, Leon appeared.

"I'll take back my throne, in the name of my parents!"

The speed of your typing boosted, you keep tweeting about what you feel about seeing Leon on screen, about the graphics and etc.

A few minutes passed by...

Your phone fell into the floor, your tears fell into your cheek. "No way. It can't be happening! No!" Your voice trembled.

[No, Leon! You can't die like this! The world needs you!]

Leon died. You're fucking favorite anime character died. You can't accept it. The only thing you did is to freak out and wail so loud.

"Dannie, what happened to you?!"

"YOU FATTY SHIT, STOP FREAKING ME OUT!"

Your mom and brother panicked as they heard your screech. They keep knocking on your door, but you didn't even budge to open your door.

The last thing you did to curl like a ball, sobbing - like crazy.

[tasharii]

Our Picture

Pairing: Bucky x Steve

A/N: This was inspired by a Write Your OTP challenge I saw a while ago. Couldn’t find it again when I looked, but I hope you like it!

Words: 3k

Warnings: Some language, mostly fluff and bickering

Summary: Public displays of affection have always been a no go. Especially after they started dating. And this is why.

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Steve’s hand lightly brushed the back of his hand. Bucky couldn’t help but smile at the gentle touch against his knuckles. They were wearing the usual baseball caps, and civilian clothes. Steve even opted in for thick, black rimmed glasses, reminiscent to the ones Nat once put on him, making him almost look like a damned hipster. Despite being as inconspicuous as they possibly could, they had to be careful. So, smiling playfully, Bucky flicked Steve’s hand away and kept walking.

Amused, Steve cursed quietly, shook out the sting in his knuckles and followed behind him. The huge masses of water stretched out floor to ceiling took their breath away. It was a beautiful, and the sparkling fish, big and small, was amazing to see up close. Bucky paused, watching as a hammer head shark swam by, and nearly pressed his nose to the glass. The creature glided down in front of him only to twist to the side and head further up, its belly showing, till he had to crane his neck to keep watching.

Seeing another opportunity, Steve saddled up beside him, and ran his pinky down the side of his boyfriend’s hand. Bucky didn’t even look at him. Didn’t even react aside from curling his pinky around Steve’s in return. Steve smirked. It was becoming one of his favorite games to see what he could get away with to push at Bucky’s limits. Especially in public. Especially when they agreed not to.

“I thought we had to be careful.” Bucky mused, quietly. A little girl stood on his other side, chattering loudly to her mother about the octopus coasting along the bottom of the tank. He stayed facing the tank but tilted his head to watch her in the reflection of the glass. She was only about 5 and seemed to be reciting everything she knew about every creature she saw. With so much pride that he couldn’t help but smile. Just like her mother.

Softly, Steve squeezed Bucky’s finger, bringing his attention back. Then stepped a little closer so that their hands were blocked by their legs “No one’s paying attention. Sides, I doubt they’re expecting Captain America and his trusty side-kick to be going on a date at an aquarium.” He grinned a little more when he immediately felt Bucky’s disdain. When he double checked his friend’s expression, he was rewarded with exactly what he expected.

Out of the corner of his eye, Bucky shot him a scowl, squeezing a little too hard on Steve’s fingers “The Winter Soldier is no one’s damn side kick. Especially not a guy jumpin around in star-spangled tights.” He blew out a breath and tracked the movement of the octopus, as it started to eat on a poor little crab. Wasn’t much of a fight.

Trying to be offended, Steve snorted haughtily, barely managing to keep his voice down “I thought you liked the uniform.” This argument was almost as old as they were. Like singing along to a favorite song. It just kept getting better. He turned to the side to stare at Bucky’s profile, and brought his eyebrows together, pouting. His eyes were bright, accented by the fake glasses. The beautiful aquarium that they spent a ridiculous fee to get into, was now completely ignored in favor of winning this argument.

It was hard to keep a straight face when Captain America gave his puppy eyes. Bucky tilted his head and smiled under the brim of his Dodgers cap “Oh you know I love the uniform.” He gave into Steve then, lacing their fingers together and tugging him along. When Steve gave a satisfied hum, Bucky shoulder checked him playfully “Stop acting so damn proud of yourself.”

“Language.”

“Fuck you.”

A loud laugh echoed across the stone and glass hallway, and Bucky tried, but failed, to shush him as people started to stare. Quickly, Steve covered his mouth, but the fussier Bucky got, the more he couldn’t stop laughing. He rubbed at his watering eyes under the glasses, and shook his head, trying to apologize but his words were lost. Even his shoulders started to shake, and he couldn’t stand up straight.

They stopped in front of the jelly fish tank, and Steve leaned against the cool glass as he caught his breath. Bucky stood in front of him, rubbing at his forehead and grumbling to himself. A huge, swirling swarm of dark red jellyfish floated behind Steve. He turned his head to watch one go by and absently wondered how bad it would hurt to be stung by one. The standalone plaque just a hair away informed him that they were black nettle jellyfish. So probably a lot.

“God bless you don’t know what ‘under the radar’ means do you? Stupid.” Bucky subtly glanced around as he chastised Steve, who was ignoring him in favor of the jellies, “Pepper will kill us if we come out before she’s prepped the press.” There weren’t many people, or things, that Bucky found himself scared of. Having been considered nothing short of the Boogieman himself, there wasn’t much left to be afraid of.

Pepper Potts fell on that very short list. Right behind the Chair and losing his best guy.

Unperturbed, Steve faced Bucky with a mischievous little smile. The kind of smile that lit a fire in Bucky’s stomach, but also sent warning bells off in his head. “Sorry Buck.” Something in the way he said it, made it seem like he wasn’t sorry at all.

“What are you up to…” Suspicious, Bucky narrowed his eyes and pointed a finger at the idiot in front of him. The dimple in his chin deepened cutely with his frown.

Steve’s smile grew, and even the glasses couldn’t hide his wicked intentions “Nothin.” He used Bucky’s hand to pull him forward. Then swiftly crossed through the rest of the deep-water exhibit and passed under the wide stone archway into the water mammals exhibit. With the polar bear, penguins, otters, and other such creatures. The aquarium was closing soon, so there were less people in this part of the display. Steve stepped to the side and shuffled back until his shoulders met the column of the archway cornering off there. A polar bear swam around a bit of the icy water to his left. It stopped to stare at them only for a second before going back to its business, much like the people going by.

Very few people walked down the wide hall, and most were sufficiently distracted. Steve pushed up the brim of his hat, letting a tuft of his blonde hair poke out, and situated Bucky to stand between his legs. The cool dampness of the rocky arch sunk through the fabric of his brown leather jacket. Even the glass against his arm was cold, but he smiled sweetly at the brunet.

“You worry too much.” Steve teased, taking Bucky’s other hand and bringing it up, lightly brushing the scarred knuckles against his lips. He peeked at Bucky from under his lashes, and the glasses brushed cold against his hand. The cool of the plastic, and heat of Steve’s mouth contrasted sinfully well.

With all his heart he tried to scowl, really truly did, but a small smile betrayed him, making Bucky’s face scrunch up “And you’re terrible.” He chuckled and shook his head, the tips of his hair curling, disheveled around his chin “Seriously awful. Just like a little punk I used to know. He was always gettin’ me into trouble.” He squeezed Steve’s other hand with his left, and rubbed his thumb against the blonde’s inner wrist, feeling his pulse.

“Really? Sounds like a great guy.” Steve played along, moving his arms so that Bucky’s hands were on his shoulders, then he wrapped his own around his slender waist. Bucky was forced to take a step closer, now fully between his legs. Penguins to their right splashed in and out of the water, squawking and carrying on. The noise echoed from speakers, across the tall ceilings and floors, making their voices less noticeable among the chaos.

“He was cute, but no one ever noticed how much of a shit he was.” Bucky smirked, and his flesh fingers rubbed the back of Steve’s neck, while his gloved thumb stroked his jaw. “Everyone thought I was the bad influence.” He shook his head “Couldn’t believe such a scrawny fish stick was actually the one charging where he didn’t belong.”

Steve’s mouth popped open, offended “Excuse me. This fish stick saved your ass.” He rubbed at Bucky’s hips under his shirt and pressed a little harder than necessary.

“Language.” Bucky chastised, and then he cut off Steve’s retort by pressing his thumb to his mouth. Leaned just a bit closer. Their noses almost touched. Slowly, he grinned in the best, possible wicked sort of way “Wouldn’t want America hearing their sweet innocent Captain talking dirty like that.” The words rolled sensually off his tongue, making Steve’s heart skip eight beats all at once.

Heat coiling in his stomach, Steve bit at Bucky’s metal thumb over the glove. His tongue brushed the material, and he spoke around the pressure on his bottom lip “Then they’d really hate to hear about the things you have my mouth doin’ half the time. You bad influence.”

The newly added pressure, and temperature nerves, curtsey of Tony Stark, sent chills up his arm and down his spine. Bucky’s lips nearly brushed Steve’s, his face flushing and eyes half-lidded “Now we both know, I couldn’t make you do anythin’ you didn’t already wanna do.” His gaze dropped down to Steve’s mouth, and he brushed his thumb to the side, leaving a slightly wet trail behind as he gripped Steve’s jaw harder. Hard enough to hurt if he was anyone else.

“You should really. Really shut up.” Steve muttered, and then tugged Bucky forward by his belt loops. Immediately, his mouth surged down to swipe the words out of the assassin’s mouth with his tongue. The softness of Bucky’s mouth took his breath away. Steve’s hands rucked up Buck’s shirt, so he could touch the hot skin of his lower back, and his tongue flicked against his lips. Tasted just inside the brunet’s mouth and sucked on his lower lip.

Kissing Bucky always felt contradictory. Even before their relationship, he knew Bucky well enough to know what he would taste like. When they were 15, Buck would have tasted like those smokes he bummed off the other workers at the docks. Or like the terrible, patchy vegetable stew their moms tried to throw together when Steve was sick. At 19 he would have tasted like the expensive oranges he brought home every time he won a boxing match. Maybe a little like copper from a busted lip.

Steve used to suck on the peeling of those oranges, trying to stop craving the real thing.

In the war he would have tasted like the smell of gunpowder. Like their rations and shitty coffee.

So tasting Bucky felt familiar cause he couldn’t remember a time before he dreamt about it. But kissing him always felt new. They’d probably shared a hundred first kisses now.

This was their first public kiss. The first kiss that they couldn’t keep themselves from. That broke past their will power and to throttle them with heat.

Bucky opened his mouth wide for Steve’s tongue, and danced his along it. His hands pressed against Steve’s neck, tilting his head so he could taste his mouth in return. Their chests were flush, and Steve’s hands ran up his back, under his jean jacket. The touch sent warmth down into Bucky’s belly where it spread like fire and fought with his precise self-control.

He pulled back just enough, so he could bite Steve’s bottom lip. Exactly in the right way to drive the blonde crazy, and then surged back in. His hand ran down the front of Steve’s too-tight white t-shirt. Then stopped his fingers right on the waist of his pants, dipping his ring finger just underneath to tease the patch of skin there. When Steve groaned, he smirked and pulled back to say something snarky, only to freeze.

There was a flash in his peripheral. It wasn’t from the penguins or the security camera in the corner of the ceiling.

Steve felt Bucky stiffen, and he frowned, eyes fluttering open to stare at him, confused “What’s wrong?” His fingers bunched in his lover’s shirt, rubbing a soothing circle against the tense muscle.

Bucky blinked, and then turned his head just in time to see a group of teenage girls quickly walking away. Further down the hall and then around the corner. They were giggling and whispering to each other. One kept looking back despite her friends trying to tug her along.

Steve followed Bucky’s line of sight, looking over his head with a frown “Did that person just take a picture of us?” He asked slowly, and a lot calmer than should be possibly. Reluctantly, he dropped his hands back down to just hold Bucky’s hips, subtly fixing the brunet’s clothes as he did so.

Bucky groaned and let his head fall against Steve’s chest, his hat dropping to the ground “Ya Steve. Ya… she just did.” Mournfully, he flopped his arms to his sides, only letting his forehead stay in contact.

“Should I try to get it back?” As soothingly as possible, Steve ran his fingers through his shaggy brown hair, petting him gently.

Immediately he shot back, practically growling in frustration, “Do you want to add ‘Harassing a Teenager’ to your list of fuckups today?”

Pouting, Steve stopped his petting and glared down at the crown of his head, “I’d be nice about it.”

“Cause a big hulking guy asking to see her phone wouldn’t be scary at all.” Bucky tilted his head up and let his chin press into Steve’s chest instead. He had to awkwardly slouch to make it work, but it was worth it to see the other man crane his head down to keep eye contact. It was a hilarious angle.

Hand still playing with Bucky’s hair, Steve raised his eyebrows, “Think they know who I am?”

“Probably.” Bucky finally sat up, dislodging himself, and scooped down to pick up his hat. He dusted it off against his pants, and put it back on with a huff.

“Then maybe she’d delete it cause Captain America told her to.” Slyly, the blonde grinned, and kicked off from the wall, following Bucky towards the exit, opposite of where the girls went.

“And give up those million-dollar pictures? Doubt it.” Bucky reached back as Steve caught up with him and threw his arm over Steve’s shoulders. Everything was fucked anyway. What did it matter now? Besides, this felt sweetly familiar, even if Steve was much bigger than he used to be.

Steve seemed to get the same idea. With way too much enthusiasm, he leaned over and kissed Bucky’s temple. The action made them stumble a little, and knocked his glasses askew on his face, “It’ll be alright. We’ve dealt with worse.” He grinned at Bucky’s scowl. Then laughed when the brunet reached up to fix his glasses for him, as if he was the greatest burden in the world.

And that was how Captain America became the national gay symbol of the world.

****

The paper slammed down in front of them on the desk with so much force that the coffee cup next to it jumped. Bucky grabbed at it, just managing to keep the steaming mug from spilling.

“Just one month. I asked for one damn month and you couldn’t even give me that. I swear to god all you Supers are just trying to give me a stroke!” Pepper’s voice zipped through Bucky’s skull just as terrifyingly as he imagined.

Both him and Steve sank back into their respective chairs. Hunkering down like children being scolded by their principal. Instead of meeting her piercing gaze, they studied the paper in front of them.

It was a front-page spread. Two very incriminating, no arguing what-your-seeing pictures. The first was of Bucky and Steve smiling at each other with Bucky’s hand on Steve’s jaw. Of course, naturally the second was them kissing. Not a sweet peck. A full-on, I’m-trying-to-fuck-your-mouth sort of kiss. Lewd. That was probably the right word.

In big bold letters on top of the pictures read: CAPTAIN AMERICA SWITCHES TEAMS

Pepper tapped at the paper, particularly the headline, that had Bucky cringing a little “This is the nicer version than most.” She sighed and slumped down in her chair “I’ve already got the team on damage control. No point in finding the photos. The web has them. But we’re promising interviews and writing up official statements. Figuring out the best way to spin the story properly.”

Bucky glanced over to Steve as he let Pepper’s voice become background noise. Air from the vent in the ceiling ruffled the dandelion fluff of his hair. His hands were in his lap, back straight, but his eyes were focused solely on the newspaper. Didn’t seem like he was absorbing much else. It took Bucky by surprise for a minute, until Steve looked at him. There was a fire there. And not the bad kind.

Steve reached forward and picked up the paper. Pepper was talking about a schedule, speeches, and interviews, but neither of them were listening anymore. The longer Bucky stared at the photo of them kissing, the more he understood the pressure of Steve’s fingers as they found his thigh.

It was kind of hot to have a picture of them kissing like that.

“Boys, this is kind of important.” Pepper cut through and snatched the paper from them. She dropped it back down on her desk. A curl of red hair fell out of her masterful bun, and her eyes flicked between them, looking for any comprehension at all.

“Yes mam.” Steve replied, wincing guilty, and flashing her his most charming grin. Still, his hand crept subtly to Bucky’s inner thigh, thumb rubbing delicious circles over his jeans. Bucky readjusted himself, leaning just a hair closer. Steve’s hand squeezed. Hard.

She merely sighed, picked up her coffee mug, taking a long sip. Of course, she knew when she had lost the room. Head in one hand as she gestured them out dismissively with her mug “Just be ready to go by 8 in the morning tomorrow.”

It took them all of five minutes to get back to their room and lock the door. They didn’t make it out again until exactly 8 the next morning.

[ourwrittenstories-arch]

A-z for cassia and Charlotte

jfc ok..

Cassia: (assuming she's been sexed up at this point)

A - Alone time : Cassia's very shy about exploring herself. Porn makes her blush so she uses her imagination and memory playback and a tiny vibrating bullet she bought at a self check out counter (Because there was no way she was going into a sex shop alone)

B - Bondage She loves it. Loves having cuffs and collars on and being tied up to be used

C - Crying She's cried from pain, frustration, over stimulation. Crying isn't a kink so much as she has strong reactions.

D - Dominance Cassia doesn't have a dominant bone in her body. They're all submissive as fuck. She loves being dominated and bossed around inside and outside of the bedroom.

E - Extra info Honestly once her virginity is gone she becomes the epitome of a nympho. There's few things she doesn't like or want to try

F - Food play Just whipped cream and chocolate. Otherwise it's kinda gross (wow one of the few things has appeared)

G - Group sex HELL YES. Cassia loves having all of her holes filled, being watched, being passed around and used. All of the good things.

H - Humiliation It took her a while to realize it, but she really does like being humiliated and degraded. So long as there's praise somewhere around the corner since she can get in her head about it.

I - Impact play All good things.

J - Jelly Like? Whatever lube she's given to use is good enough for her. She did have bubblegum lube once and it made her want to give more blow jobs and eat more pussy.

K - Kissing She loves having her belly kissed. It's cute and makes her laugh each time. She likes kissing her partners necks and collar bones and the tips of their fingers.

L - Lighting Lightning doesn't really matter to her.

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) Yes to everything

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) She loves orgasm delay, begging, being denied. Just whatever the person dominating her wants she'll be happy with as long as she gets attention

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?) Yes. Bus, pool, park. Name it.

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) She's a streamer so she's comfortable in front of the camera. I also have her having an only fans where she doesn't show her face, so she's cool with it.

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?) She loves when it's loud and noisy and she's very squeaky

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) None of that. She doesn't hunt for people to fuck it's just a spontaneous thing and usually (ish) with people she trusts

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) Being fucked awake sounds fun! She's never done it before

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) Bottom

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) She usually wears super hero boy shorts...So

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) Watching is hard for Cassia. It's hard to keep her hands to herself and not touch

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?) Yes yes yes nO to the watersports.

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) She has cosplay stuff, cat ears and things so she's open to play dress up or roleplay

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) Whatever they want her to call them she will. Master, Mistress, Ma'am, Sir, Daddy blah blah

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) Neck (lol no shit) Her belly and the spot just under the swell of her ass that's hidden. Like you have to lift her butt a little to find it.

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Charlotte:

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) Charlotte has a plethora of toys at her disposal. Her favorite is a Nocturne from bad dragon. It glows in the dark

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) Hell yeah she's all for getting tied up and hung in the middle of a room or chained to a table

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) Eh, she only really cries when she chokes too much

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?) She's into both! It's not a common thing for her to be Dominant, but it's fun when she can. She prefers the submissive role tho

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)I'm gonna have to make a kink list for all my boos lol She likes being slapped. Face, boobs, pussy, ass. Slaper

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?) It might be a mun thing that keeps them from being into food play. Just chocolate and whipped cream pls

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?) All of the above! Good stuff

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) Yes. Humiliate her please so she'll shut up.

I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) Yes! Goes along with slapping

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) She prefers watersafe lube considering how often she uses toys in the shower

K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) Kiss her anywhere and she's good.

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) Dim lights are fun, but she always feels at her most in the club so if there's flashing lights or colored lights she's into it

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) Yus

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) Delay and deny ALL THE ORGASM!

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?) Yes. Yes. The club

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) Sure, she's cute, why not?

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?) Loud loud loud

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) Her routine is dressing cute and dancing. It always works

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) She doesn't mind if her partner needs some relief while she's sleeping. Go ahead

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) Bottom pref, but can top

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) Underwear isn't really in her vernacular

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?) Yes good too all but watersports.

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) Yes! ALL

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) She's not hype on "master or mistress" and daddy's a little weird to her, but everything else is fair game

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) Her whole body is an erogenous zone.

[adventures-in-existing]

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these.  @sayonarashadow shared this after being tagged by someone.  I follow her on my main, so it came up on my timeline, and she encouraged anyone who wanted to to answer.  Some of these questions are the same as ones I’ve already done, but I don’t really care.

Name: Alston

Nickname(s): Als (by my mom and my sister), Al or more occasionally A-L (by my roommate and some of his friends.  Some of the alumni from my school’s rugby team gave me a nickname when they brought me to a bar after one of our games early in the fall season (I had walked off on my own once we were done.  I had almost no experience of being on a team like that so I didn’t know I shouldn’t have done that.)  They called me it maybe once, but it was a bit silly anyway and didn’t really stick.

Zodiac sign: Gemini (cusp w/ Taurus.)  Means pretty much nothing to me though, and I never thought Gemini fit me very well.

Height: Last time I went to the doctor I was measured at 5′3″.  I was excited because usually I’m 5′2″.  :/ 

Orientation: Bi.

Ethnicity: USA (European heritage, from Germany/Switzerland/Norway or maybe Russia.  My ancestors have been in the US for varying amounts of time, but none are particularly recent

Favorite fruit: Kumquats.  They’re fun to eat because they almost seem like tiny oranges, but you can pop the whole thing into your mouth, peel and all.  And the peel is actually sweet.

Favorite season: winter I guess.

Favorite book series: I mostly prefer standalone books, but I still love Harry Potter.

Favorite flower: I guess petunias, but mostly because of that picture I have on here from a while back from my community college campus that looks pretty cool.

Favorite scent: Inside a container of Jelly Belly jelly beans 😵

Coffee, tea, or cocoa: I like them all in different ways at different times. I’d probably choose cocoa if I had to pick.

Cat or dog person: Love them both for different reasons, but if i was getting a pet right now, I think I’d go for a dog.

Average hours of sleep: Lately I feel like it’s been mostly around 4 or something.  I know that’s bad, but I can’t make myself care.

Favorite fictional character: Probably still just Yossarian from Catch-22 and Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.  IDK

OTP: I am have never really been that into shipping.  Most of the fanfic I wrote when I was younger was not romantically focused at all, and when there was a subplot in there it was between two of my OCs.  One notable exception is the angsty House/Chase fanfic (from the show House, MD) I tried to write when I was 13.  Didn’t get very far.  Not sure if someone made a cutesy name for that pairing or not.

Dream trip: Getting on a plane to San Francisco and not moving away again.

Blogs created: This is the one I use the most, but it does no have the capabilities of a main blog because I created it a while after I made @somethingsifound to keep track of stuff I discovered while out and about.  Back in 2011 the first time I tried to go to college I had a tumblr for a while.  18-year-old me made me cringe less than I expected, but I still deactivated when I remembered about it a bit ago.  Before I jumped on the Tumblr bandwagon I had some Wordpress blogs.  The first one I made I was examining an issue I discussed on my first Tumblr too.  I just found it.  Never posted much on it but it wasn’t the worst thing ever.  I later made a Wordpress blog where I tried to write something short and poetic every day, but it devolved into me posting lists of the interesting random things I tried at the grocery store.  I think I also had a blog on Wordpress where I posted the entries from a journal I kept during a really rough week in my life around the same time I made the others on Wordpress, but I’m not positive. 

Number of followers: 18 on here, plus 3 on my main.

Not gonna tag anyone.  Do this if you want.

EDIT: Just realized I forgot all about the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series when discussing book series.  I really hate Mostly Harmless and haven’t bothered to read And Another Thing ...  since it’s by a different author, but I mostly love it.  Though I did realize all the most major female characters I remember showing up at various points in the series being somehow annoying.  Haven’t really analyzed why; they just bug me.  (I’m mostly talking Trillian, Fenchurch, and Random.  Maybe I forgot someone.)

Edited again to fix the placement of the ellipsis in the title And Another Thing... because I’m dumb and had placed it at the beginning instead of the end.

[listing-to-port]

Happy birthday to this

Listing to port is ONE today. So I made a list. This is all the posts on listing to port, sorted by vague type and date, and with links to said posts. There seems to be a limit on the number of links per post, so this is part one (topics A-M). Part two (topics N-Z) is here.

Art, architecture and music: six proposals for a transient architecture; five mazes and labyrinths; musical instruments from the future; four lost towers; nine perfumes on the death of cities; instructions for those who wish to take the path through the city; some architectural elements for a gingerbread castle; three suspiciously pellucid cities; four stupid walls.

Categories: 1 (mysteries); 2 (stones); 3 (trains); 4 (round things); 5 (lost things); 6 (the common cold); 7 (geometry of food); 8 (people); 9 (trees); 10 (delightful objects); 11 (bears); (no number 12); 13 (things beneath the surface of the earth); 14 (systems of government); 15 (maps); 16 (forbidden spaces); 17 (songs); 18 (sleep); 18 (second instance; this time, hugs); (no number 19); 20 (holidays); 20 (second instance; this time, calming things); 21 (dreams); 22 (overlords); 23 (tools); 24 (cities); 25 (fish); 26 (roads); 27 (ends); 28 (mustelids); 29 (categorization systems); 30 (ghosts); 31 (quests); 32 (memories); 33 (dogs); 34 (Yorks); 35 (mythical beasts); 36 (minutes); 37 (practitioners of magic); 38 (musical instruments); 39 (clothes); 40 (ruins); 41 (stuff in space); 42 (worms).

Clothing, fashion and light entertainment: hats; 2016 fashion tips; seven socks; four reality TV shows; five record-breaking balls; shades of purple; five notable beds; fifty shades of grey; names for racing snails; blue things; six alternatives to flat-pack furniture; things that are small, round and red; four legendary jewels; a clothing manifesto; six lesser-known ball games; things that glitter when seen from a distance; seven umbrellas; seven reasons why you should just buy that thing already; happy and inspirational phrases; fifty shades of yellow; six quick hairstyles; five amazing rides; nine pillows; capes; five unusual garments; seven reasons to stop wearing jeans; oranges; five surprising origins of fashion trends.

Festivals, celebrations and general events: six tiny festivals; seven guests not to invite to your party; five great parties that you were not invited to; twelve excuses for being late; an employment history; five insect fiestas; six lesser-known olympic sports; eight occasions for celebratory jelly; ten fun ideas for your next costume party; ten toasts for uncertain times; five reasons to be thankful; six low cost festive gift ideas; the seven types of santa belly; ten christmas cracker jokes; six new year's resolutions.

Food and drink: six light meals; four regrettable cakes; three restaurants of the near future; five courses for a banquet in the Spring of austerity; seven imaginary feasts; eight ocelot-based icecream flavours; four more restaurants of the near future; six unusual desserts; six chicken dinners; three great weight loss recipes; five surprising suppers; ingredients; alternative chocolates; seven pies; eggs; how to make a cup of tea; five large vegetables; six kitchen disasters; four coffees.

Interpersonal relations and miscellania: four things that are bothersome; things; five incomplete autobiographies; assembly instructions; instructions; four lawsuits from anthropomorphic-animal worlds; nine objects for collection in the lost property lobby; ten modern items to wipe the arse with; potential locations for that thing that is missing; fifteen reassurances; fifteen oaths of fealty; eleven things to do with bad news; obscure euphemisms; five things that you have been doing wrong your whole life; six times of day; twelve terrible ends for British people; ten reasons why I am digging; international certificate in multitasking; five surprising origins of everyday objects; those who are fabulous; twelve curses on parents; things that one finds in attics; thirteen reasons it could not be; seven awkward situations; lovers; four personality scales; things that are a little bit bristly; ten small disappointments; six ways to find shit; eight ways to send secret messages; seven amazing things to find on your doorstep in the morning; things that give you confidence; twelve unfortunately comforting lies; eight ways to reveal the culprit; things that will pass; ten oaths of vengeance; things that are often not noticed; eight houses to be sorted into; unexpected things; seven messages in the language of flowers; small things that remain great no matter what; interesting times; beginnings; five noir problems; things which are difficult to find; six masters of disguise; things that promote a vague sensation of hope; how to gender in the twenty-first century; dubious relatives; top ten regrets of the dying; warm things.

Medical: six parasites; common afflictions of the twenty-third century; four things to do before you die; seven stages of dying; five notifications from anxiety; seven funeral traditions of the future; seven comforting and relaxing places to sleep; five amazing facts about the human body; human bones.

[pixee]

raspberry truffle through ginger !

raspberry truffle: already answered

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

red vines, jelly belly jelly beans (popcorn nd bubblegum are my faves), and swedish fish

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

i’m not bad at egyptian war but i havent played it in a while lol

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

yes but not a lot because i have like.....zero appetite in the morning so i just eat more later in the day

dark chocolate: turn ons?

uhhhh i have no idea.....maybe like playing with hair or smthn but i really dunno

fudge: turn offs?

i probably have so many but i can’t pin them down and i dunno what they are lol

peach: how do you relax?

i have like a go to list of movies that i rewatch when i want to relax, and sometimes i’ll put a face mask or take a bath if i have the time

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

everyone’s talkin abt everything, everything but i haven’t read it....there are a lot more popular books i haven’t read but that’s the first one that comes to mind

superman: do you like sweaters?                                                                                   

i own like.....zero sweaters (which is a TRAGEDY) but i like them !

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

i drink tea !!

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

i really wish i could play guitar :(

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

i think i have but i can’t pinpoint exactly what it was...i laugh at WAY too many stupid things

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

hmmm....idk honestly this site is pretty shit but i can’t think of a specific feature to improve it

tysm for the ask !!

send me asks ! :)

[sapphicsurveys]

The Letter A Are you available? Do you mean single? Then yes. What is your age? 18. What annoys you? People who condescend me, or say things like “You’ll change when you’re older.”

The Letter B

Do you live in a big house?

No, it’s one story and quite small.

When is your birthday?

June 20, 1999.

Who is your best friend?

A few of my online friends.

The Letter C

What’s your favorite candy?

I love chocolate bars, but only some of them could be classified as candy, so I’d say Kit-Kats, because I believe they cross into candy territory.

Who’s your crush?

This chick in one of my classes.

When was the last time you cried?

Last night.

The Letter D

Do you daydream? All the time. It’s one of my hobbies.

What’s your favorite kind of dog? My dog!

What day of the week is it? Thursday.

The Letter E How do you like your eggs? Depends on the day, but I think my preference is sunny-side up. Have you ever been in the emergency room? I think once when my bloody nose was extremely severe. What’s the easiest thing ever to do? Breathe.

The Letter F Have you ever flown in a plane? Yes. Do you use fly swatters? No, I just use my hand and toilet paper. Have you ever used a foghorn? No. The Letter G Do you chew gum? Sometimes, but I don’t keep it at hand most of the time. When I do have it, though, I really enjoy gum, but I don’t like how it tastes or feels by the time you’ve chewed it for a while. Are you a giver or a taker? I used to be more of a taker, now I think I’m a good amount of both. Do you like gummy candies? Sometimes. It depends on my mood. The Letter H How are you? My stomach feels nauseous. What color is your hair? Right now, black, because I just got it dyed recently. But it’s naturally brown. What’s your favorite holiday? I’m not really a fan of holidays.  The Letter I What’s your favorite ice cream? Mint chocolate chip. Have you ever ice skated? Yeah, but I’m horrible at it, I fall over nearly every time I take a step.  Do you play an instrument? I used to be able to play the piano and the flute, but not anymore. If the voice counts as an instrument, then yes, I do.  The Letter J What’s your favorite jelly bean brand? Jelly Belly. Do you wear jewelry? Nope.

Do you like juice? Yeah, I love it. The Letter K Who do you want to kill? Kim Jong-Un. Do you want kids? Never. Where did you go for kindergarten? Sunrise Park Elementary. The Letter L Are you laid back? Not really, but I don’t like fights and I’m the least judgmental person you’ll ever meet. Do you lie? Very small lies, like about chores to my mom. Otherwise, never.  Who do you know whose name starts with L? A lot of people. The Letter M Whats your favorite movie? Call Me By Your Name. Do you still watch Disney movies? No, I’m not a fan of animation. Do you like mangos? Yes, they’re my favourite fruit. The Letter N Do you have a nickname? By some people. What is your real name? Calli. Whats your favorite number? 7, I think. The Letter O What’s your one wish? To travel the world. Are you an only child? Yes and no -- I have a few half-siblings but I never see them.

Do you like oranges? Yes, but I hate how messy they are. The Letter P What one fear are you most paranoid about? Death and jumping in pools. What are your pet peeves? People who are slow at catching up with me so I have to repeat everything slowly. Also a lot of stuff my mom does. What’s a personality trait you look for in people? Passion and open-mindedness.  The Letter Q What’s your favorite quote? “Eyes are the window to the soul.” And some song lyrics, if they count.

Are you quick to judge people? Never. Do you learn new things quickly? Depends on if it’s my strong suit or not. Like, with languages, I “get” things pretty much instantly.  The Letter R Do you think you’re always right? A lot of the time. Are you one to cry? Yes. When’s the last time you saw a rainbow? A long time ago, I think. The Letter S Do you prefer sun or rain? Wind. And rain is fun to look at and hear, but I hate being in it. Do you like snow? No, it makes me fear getting sick. What’s your favorite season? Spring, because it’s the season of change, nature, and Eurovision. The Letter T What time is it? 07:11. What time did you wake up? A few minutes ago. When was the last time you slept in a tent? Never.

The Letter U Are you wearing underwear? No, since I’m in my pajamas. Underwear or boxers? Boxers. When did you last feel under the weather? Right now -- nausea.  The Letter V What’s the worst veggie? Brussels sprouts.  Where do you want to go on vacation? France, Georgia (the country), Japan, and Italy top my list. But really, everywhere. 

Can you play the violin? No. The Letter W What’s your worst habit? Picking at my lips. Where do you live? Florida. What’s your worst fear? Wasn’t this already asked? The Letter X Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes. Have you seen the x-games? No. Do you own a xylophone? Nobody does, LOL. The Letter Y Do you like the color yellow? No, it’s probably my least favourite colour. What’s one thing you yearn for? Travel.

What did you do yesterday? Attended my college composition course, homework, listened to Beovizja songs, watched UK’s National Final and a bit of Sanremo.  The Letter Z Whats your zodiac sign? Gemini. Do you believe in the zodiac? Yes, very much so. Favorite zoo animal? I don’t believe in them being held in captivity.

[ill337erate]

1. I finally started watching last week's Sun and Moon episodes and already have several Priceless screenshots of fanboy Kukui + fanbot Rotom Dex 2. Feeling Strongly that abs will truly happen this year. They just gotta. I'm dieting for the first time in my life (like, counting calories and shit). I'm exercising more than ever. My pecs and biceps and thighs are nice and bulky. All that's left is for the abs to emerge. I know they're there, under that layer of belly squish. Tbh I literally just want to have visible abs for like 0.2 seconds so I can add it to my life achievements list. "Had a six-pack once." 3. I made a really wretched-looking Pokémon Swiss roll on Friday that the Snapchat folks have already seen. I won't be able to remake it quite yet but @elilim gave me some really good tips for improving it so that's something I'm looking forward to!! I did some research & discovered that there's tons of different types of roll cakeseven when they go by the same names. It's an unexpectedly deep universe?? I'll probably post the failed version at some point, if I succeed my next attempt :P I might post it together with the original failed solosis jellies which are also quite a sight 4. OH I JUST REMEMBERED WHY I STARTED WRITING THIS POST JFC: the current online competition, the Kanto vs Alola one. Up until this competition I literally just participated with my Sun in-game team which is: 1) (Almost) all Bugs 2) Not IV-bred or stat-trained 3) Completely horrid against the current meta, which I'm only just starting to grasp now. Needless to say I lost like, every match, but I was only playing for the participation prizes anyway. I decided to actually use a proper team this time, since Pokémon from old games can actually participate this time. The Pokémon I bred for 6th gen's Kanto Classic are actually perfect and they're SO MUCH FUN TO USE. Most other people are using stuff from the general Alola meta, so many of them don't seem to know what to do against my team. And even though I'm not yet pro at what the new Pokémon do competitively, the element of surprise has weighed in my favor during many matches. I love this, that the Pokémon battle strategy scene is so vast and ever-changing that you can come in and surprise people with a bunch of OG Pokémon (+ Klefki).