#alpins

[nature-hiking]

Sunset on the mountains - Alpine Haute Route, June 2021

photo by: nature-hiking

[zegalba]

Alpine lotus leaf flower

[henk-heijmans]

Alpine ibex taking a chimney-top break in the French Alps, 2019 - by Sandro Lovari, Italian

[janebroe]

In honour of the last GP of 2024, here’s the 2024 F1 teams as produce stickers

[wanderlandjournal]

alpine passes trail, Switzerland

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Etsy

[alpine-official]

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

[mohish-ko]

★ "Especially when I feel lost" ★

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

I need this scene in the MCU so so bad

[teaterstots]

Third in my series Bucky Barnes meets a cat, two years later

Fast friends 🖤

[sadist-babypink]

love the rookie lineup already. ayrton senna reincarnation according to toto wolff. wannabe-italian ferrari fanboy. fernando alonso's evil son. the newest sacrifice to rb junior team. max verstappen's next victim technically not a rookie. and jack doohan who is about to face the horrors that are alpine f1. great.

[prokopetz]

I'm not usually a fan of games where the Shocking Twist™ is that the cozy life sim is secretly Lovecraftian survival horror, but I make a specific exception for the hypothetical game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps.

[nature-hiking]

Last light on the Matterhorn - Alpine Haute Route, June 2021

photo by: nature-hiking

[zegalba]

Tateyama Kurobe Alpine Route, Toyama, Japan.

[kuroriiii]

🇫🇷a beautiful story❤️

[specialagentartemis]

“young witch trying to solve the mystery of her neighbor’s missing cat in a small village in the Alps” continues to be hilarious don’t get me wrong but it’s kind of making me want to take a crack at treating the concept seriously. In this insular rural community, a cat goes missing. A young woman who takes her community’s professed ideals of helpfulness and harmony in witchcraft seriously volunteers to try to find him. Realizes the more she searches and the more she asks around that everyone in this idyllic village is quietly seething with resentment against their neighbors and against the world, that the insularity of her village is harboring a festering social rot that no one is allowed to address. No one can leave. The hills have fallen silent. Something is eating the cats and no one is allowed to address this. Ötzi is there