#alphabet gang

[alphabetshipper]

I think, but don't quote me on this now, the reason I'm so into noncanon pairings is because they're noncanon (and more importantly, because I'm aroace).

I don't often care about canon pairings because they're going to be on screen doing their whole lovey-dovey thing and kissing and touching and "I love you"ing which are things I don't really get irl and genuinely don't care about.

But in my head I'm happily married with 3 kids to a like 50 fictional characters, so when the pairings are noncanon I can feed on my delusions to my hearts content without it happening before my eyes and making me feel off. Like I will consume smut and squeel over romance in a fanfic, but seeing it on my screen is a no go, I'm bored, I'm done, change the channel. But if I don't see it but have to hunt for it on tumblr or ao3 or wherever, you bet your ass I'm hooked, you'll have to take that noncanon pair from my cold dead hands.

“But what about canon pairs that you ship?��� you asks. Anomalies, kind of, but also I'm more likely to ship a canon pairing if they're friendship is well established before their in a relationship with each other and if their personalities don't end up getting changed because they're now in a relationship (and maybe if they aren't kissing every few scenes).

[thebroccolination]

Did you know Bee’s actor studied aerospace engineering?

Happy New Year to the you who is receiving this information for the first time.

[diablo1776]

[paul-ster]

Ponyboy learning ASL and trying to practice.

Sodapop (trying to be supportive): Hey honey, I think it’s great you’re learning gang signs. Just be careful because that one means you want to jump the old man down the street.

Darry: Soda… we’ve been through this. Five times.

[weasleycream]

ㅤ ㅤ୭.ᰍㅤ𝅄 ֹ " 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 " 🍏 Ⳋ

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⭒ ׅ 💚 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐀 = 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 ( What is aftercare like?, How attentive are you after the act? )

I feel like he’s not very good at this, I think he’s more of the type to just ask you if you’re okay and then hug you around the waist and fall asleep drooling on your shoulder. But still, I also think there are times where he’s a bit more considerate and helps you get cleaned up and brings you some ice cold water to properly cool you down, and very rarely does he take you into the shower for a better cleanse, but I feel like if that happens it would just end up being another sloppy round. He’s not the best, but he tries <3.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐁 = 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I really think this guy is a pervert with girls, even though he has controlled himself after asking you to be his partner, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he is still a pervert with you, he loves touching your ass, massaging it and also caressing your hips and waist, leaving bruises from his strong grip, and the occasional spank on your ass. He definitely loves your butt cheeks.

And for his part, he doesn't have much self-esteem, but he loves it when you praise his arms, which is why he took a liking to them and often tends to trap you between them and squeeze you against him while he increases the rhythm and whispers many things in your ear, also because he likes how you look tight against him while he wraps his arms around your waist as if it were a perfect strap for you.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐂 = 𝐂𝐮𝐦 (Basically anything that has to do with his cum)

Like I said, he loves your ass so he loves cumming in it too, he loves how his sticky cum spills between your cheeks and slowly seeps between your ass cheeks and slides down your pussy, he also loves when he grabs your ass cheeks for another round and feels the stickiness between your spanked sore cheeks before continuing to paint you white again.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐃 = 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 (This is self-explanatory, a dirty secret he has regarding you or his sex life)

He has a strange fantasy about wanting to fuck you when his father is home, he likes the adrenaline, and even though he hates his father, he would like to know how it feels to have him taking you so good from behind, and making fun of you because you're trying to muffle your moans as best as possible so as not to get your boyfriend in trouble and not be discovered in the middle of intercourse by your father-in-law. And even though he won't admit it, he would really like the idea of ​​you agreeing to fuck him in one of the school lockers on one of the few occasions he usually goes, since he would like to feel how you two have sex inside while someone outside tries to open the locked door while you whisper to him to stop and that they are going to discover you, and he chuckles and then increases the speed.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐄 = 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (How much experience do you have? Do you know what you are doing when doing it?)

Maybe he has a little experience, I mean, he's the bully from Derry, and even though a lot of people hate him, a lot of girls love him for his tough looks and his beautiful physique, and a few may have the good fortune to have hooked up with him at some party. So he must have had several feelings before starting something serious with you, but I don't think it was much, still, he thinks that the best experience he's had so far is with you, either because you really love and appreciate him or just because he thinks you're much better than other girls who have tried something with him or have only been with him in bed to show off their great "achievement", so after having sex with you, they started to gain experience from each other, trying new things together.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐅 = 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (This doesn't require much explanation either.)

This is obvious, his favorite position is doggy style, he loves your ass (I think I already said that) and loves how it looks when it bounces when his hips hit it, and also because he can see in detail how you take it without complaining, and he sees how his member goes in and out of your pussy, many times he whistles and tells you a lot of kinky and sweet things leaning down until he reaches your ear while one of his hands holds your waist and the other goes to your tits to knead them at his whim, it is undoubtedly his favorite position.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐆 = 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐲 (How serious is it? Do you take it with humor? etc.)

A combination of both, he's serious by nature and a bit rough, and you love it, since he takes his relationship seriously and knows how to please you, but that doesn't prevent the fact that he can end up joking with you by whispering and whimpering incoherently, from time to time he makes a joke or two that makes you laugh between gasps, but nothing beyond that, he prefers to focus on the pleasure of both of you and on you enjoying every moment rather than making a bunch of unnecessary joking comments.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐇 = 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫 (How arranged is it? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't have much hair, or well, that's what it seems, since he's blonde, and it's not that noticeable, but even so, he doesn't have that much anyway, he doesn't usually shave that much because he's lazy, apart from the fact that he feels it's not necessary to do it, but if you tell him that it bothers you or bothers you, he'll try to do something to fix it.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐈 = 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐲 (How is it usually at the moment? Is it romantic or rude?)

It's really hard, many times they have relationships so that he can let off steam or you can, but that doesn't take away the fact that he usually praises you by telling you that you're the most beautiful thing in the world and that you're really good and that he doesn't deserve you, something that you then scold him for, but even so, you love that combination of your rough but tender boyfriend.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐉 = 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟 (Masturbation headcanon.)

He has a ton of distracted polaroids of you, some of the two of you together, but he also has a ton of you naked, sucking his dick, touching yourself, russian sex, etc. And he never wastes the mornings when he wakes up hard and searches for the box under his bed with those pornographic pictures he took of you to get a hard-on imagining you’re the one doing it instead of him. But he only does it when he’s really needy, he’s usually just turned on by you, so it’s very rare that he masturbates often.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐊 = 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤 (Any kink he has.)

A severe problem with sadomasochism, really when I say he's rough and hard, I mean it, he loves to tie you up and spank you until you lift his bright red ass up nice and tall just right, spank your clit until you cum he loves that too, bite you, cover your eyes and make you suck his fingers so you don't moan like he wants or complain, he loves how submissive you look like this, so vulnerable just for him.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐋 = 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (Favorite place to do it.)

The forest next to the kissing bridge, he loves how quiet and desolate it is, he undoubtedly took you there more than once with a blanket and some food and beers to drink by the stream, he feels like it's like his special place, because he always finds calm with you and in that place, and much better when he's with you there, and on top of that fucking, of course he knows that they can be caught there, since many children and teenagers pass by there, but he doesn't care, bad luck for those who decided to pass by there and didn't hear your screams and moans from afar, and better for him because they will know that the most beautiful girl in Derry is with him.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐌 = 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (What motivates him? What sets it off?)

He loves it when you decide to wear something tight and short, he feels that it highlights your curves in a beautiful way, the way the clothes fit your body perfectly drives him crazy, and makes him get hard as soon as he sees you. Another thing that turns him on a thousand times, is seeing you like crazy jumping and moving your head while listening to rock (taking into account that at this time it was the most listened to music among teenagers, so I'm sorry if you don't like it), he really likes how your tits bounce under your nightgown because you're not wearing a bra, or how beautiful you look flushed and agitated after your favorite song ended, there's no doubt that after that a good fuck awaited you.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐍 = 𝐍𝐨 (Something I definitely wouldn't do.)

It’s a bit repetitive from the other alphabets I’ve done but I’ll say it again, I feel like Henry would be incapable of seriously hurting you, here I feel like he might hurt you a bit physically with some light knife play, cutting you very lightly, whipping you, biting you, etc. I don’t think it would go much further than that, I don’t think he would hurt you to the point where you would literally cry in pain or get upset about it, he respects your boundaries and wouldn’t forgive himself if he seriously hurt you.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐎 = 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐥 (Prefers giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give above all else, although he doesn't mind if you want to give him a blowjob, he prefers to give you pleasure, and he wants you to feel good at all times, apart from the fact that he enjoys watching you writhe in pleasure while you whimper and complain between moans trying to push him away so he doesn't overstimulate you, which is impossible for you, but he knows that you still love it, and he loves the way you taste, he loves it when you squirt in his mouth and face while he pulls away giving a small, light bite to your clit to hear you moan in pleasure.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐏 = 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 (Fast and hard? or Slow and sensual?)

I already said it, he loves to treat you with love, so at first he will always go slow to give you pleasure and make you sink in lust, but then, he increases the speed that makes you literally see the sky, he treats you so hard but nice. There are times when he tends to play with the speed, and that drives you crazy, but a short time later he continues with his typical fast and rough rhythm.

. .ꕁ⠀ׅ⠀ꕁ⠀໋⠀ꕁ⠀ׅ

⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐐 = 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞 (Does he like quickies? How often do they have them?)

They don't attract his attention much, which is why he only tried it once, and although they can be useful to calm down when there's no time, he prefers to take things easy with you, he prefers to have enough time to fuck as he thinks it should be, so it's not something he wants to repeat or have as a first option.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐑 = 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐤 (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

Fuck, if he's capable of fucking next to a stream where everyone can see them if they pass by, it's impossible not to think that he'd take more risks, as I mentioned before, at home with his father and at school, maybe in public bathrooms, in some barn when no one is there, etc. He likes to take risks where someone can see or hear them, which turns him on a hundred percent, but he also doesn't want to risk so much that they see more than necessary, especially you, only he can see your body, no one else, so he tries to control himself a bit in that regard.

. .ꕁ⠀ׅ⠀ꕁ⠀໋⠀ꕁ⠀ׅ

⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐒 = 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚 (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Neither too much nor too little, something moderate and in between, he is not someone who exercises a lot but still has some physical resistance, so he can last two or three rounds, maybe four if he tries hard, but otherwise, he will be very lazy and have very little stamina, so don't expect much stamina from him.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐓 = 𝐓𝐨𝐲𝐬 (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Same as in my Patricio's alphabet, I don't think there are that many sex toys for that time, but if so I don't think he'd like them very much, he doesn't think it's necessary for you to need a plastic penis to satisfy you or something that vibrates, for that you have him, a meat cock and a mouth that makes you cum really good, so don't expect him to give you one or let you have one, because if one day he finds you with such an object, rest assured that he'll get rid of it immediately.

. .ꕁ⠀ׅ⠀ꕁ⠀໋⠀ꕁ⠀ׅ

⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐔 = 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 (how much they like to tease?)

I've already covered this, he's not a fan of making jokes about situations like this, so I don't have much to cover on this side, he just doesn't like making jokes and prefers to praise you and give each other pleasure.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐕 = 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He hardly makes any noise, he feels like it makes him look really stupid and he doesn't want to keep up that facade with you, very rarely does he moan more than normal or pant loudly, he's embarrassed that you hear him make those sounds even though you once told him that you found them really attractive, he keeps telling you that he'll never make a lot of noise, since he simply feels that it doesn't suit him.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐖 = 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 (a random headcanon for the character)

The first time you had sex, he hadn't planned on it, so you saw that he was wearing some racecar underwear that day, which made him a little embarrassed after you laughed lightly to give him a playful look, while you played with his tip covered by the now sticky fabric, while he blushed and cursed without being able to look at you.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐗 = 𝐗-𝐫𝐚𝐲 (What does he have under his pants?)

About 7 inches in its full hardness, it is neither thick nor very thin, a fair and average thickness and with a small vein in its circumference.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐘 = 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫��𝐢𝐧𝐠 (How high is their sex drive?)

He's not very tall, he can really control himself when he knows it's not the right time or when you don't want to or he doesn't want to, so whenever you have sex he's very intense and makes sure that you both are very satisfied, so he's not that tall when it comes to sexual desire.

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⭒ ׅ💚. 𖥸 ۫ 𝐙 = 𝐙𝐳𝐳 (How quickly they fell asleep afterwards?)

As I mentioned at the beginning in aftercare, if he doesn't think it's necessary, he'll just give you a kiss and fall asleep hugging you right away to regain energy, so he's very quick to fall asleep when he's with you since you calm him down in an impressive way, so don't expect him to stay awake for a long time after being intimate.

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I finally did it, I want to apologize (especially to @zhalzy634 who asked for the alphabet) but I have very little time lately, so I hope you understand me !

[dallasgallant]

Tough Slang |

I’ve been watching a lot of delinquent movies (I have recs) lately and I’ve started to collect the slang common in them. This is a “dictionary” that’s useful for writing but I’d still recommend looking up period or group specific slang yourself too, consider this a starting guide.

Primarily 50s-60s , mixed with general slang and relevant words.

Baby: Term of endearment [also used in Gay context]

Backseat bingo: Making out

Beat it: Go away

Belted: Beaten; Hurt

Bent car: Stolen car

Bit: Job; Robbery plan

Blade: Knives [typically switchblade]

Blast: Good time

Bop: Kill

Boss: Liked man of authority

Box job: Safe cracking

Break it up: Stop fighting

Broad: Woman

Bug: Bother

Bugging: Freaking out; Tripping

Bulls: Cops

Bum: To get by asking or begging; Vagrant

Bunk: Sleep with ; Share a prison cell

Candy ass: Coward

Can opener: Tools capable of breaking open safe

Can: Prison

Cheese it: Stop what you’re doing; Look out

Cherry: Good looking/condition [typically a car, sometimes a person]

Chicken: Coward

Cool it: Calm down

Cooler: Prison

Con: Convict; Swindle

Copped: Had the cops called on; Ratted out

Cranked: High; Drunk

Crash: Stay/sleep at someone’s place

Crazy: Deranged ; Enthusiastic about something

Cut the gas: Get to the point; shut up

Deck: Box of ciggerettes; To punch

Dibs: Laying claim on something

Dig: to understand; to like something

Dive: Low down place

Flat: Broke

Flip: Panic

Freak out: Wild/irrational reaction or behavior

Fry: Executed by electric chair

Fuzz: Police

Gas: Fun or cool

Get bent: Get lost; Go fuck yourself

Get lost: Go away

Greaser: Young man with greased hair, usually of lower class , gang affiliation or juvenile delinquent

Hang: Gather together with no expressed purpose

Hang loose: Relax; Take it easy

Happenin’: Exciting/Lively/Busy ; With the times

Heat: Police

Heater: Gun

Headshrinker: Shrink; therapist

Hip: With it; Understand; Cool

Hoodlum/hood: Trouble maker; Criminal

Jam: in trouble; Cram something

JD: Juvenile delinquent

Jive: Agree with someone

Jug: Prison

Jumped: Attacked without warning; Beaten

Keen: Eager; Enthusiastic

Lay off: Leave alone

Lifer: Someone serving a life sentence

Loaded: Drunk; Armed [Depending on context]

Lone it: Do something on ones own

Loiter: Stand or wait around without purpose; hang out

Man: Colloquialism for emphasis or familiarity 

Neato: Neat; Excellent; Exciting

Nance: Efféminent guy/Gay

Pack: Carry some sort of weapon

Pad: Where someone lives

Pansy: Efféminent guy/Gay

Paper shaker: Cheerleader

Pops: Affectionate term for an older man

Punk: Hoodlum

Rat: to tell on

Reefer: Weed; Marijuana

Rod: Gun

Rumble: Organized fight

Scram: Go away

Scum: Despicable person

Shiner: A black eye

Sock: Punch

Skin: Fight with no weapons

Slug: Bullet ; Hit

Stay cool: Remain calm ; control yourself

“Give some skin”: High five or handshake

Spill: Tell information

Split: Leave ; Get out fast

Square: Uninteresting person; Someone never in trouble with law

Stuck: Stabbed [in context]

Sucker : Gullible person; Someone who was conned

Swingin’ : Exciting ; Hip ; throwing punches [in context]

Tanked: Drunk

“The man”: Figure of authority keeping systems in place [Oppressive] ; One who maintains status quo

Turf: Territory

War council: Meeting between organized gangs to work out issues or plan a fight

Waste: Kill

Weed: Cigarette

Whipped: Beaten

[inkpot909]

Fluff Alphabet: Jotaro Kujo

↳ Reader is written as gender neutral and was previously a part of the trip to Egypt.

A/n: I’ve always wanted to write an alphabet list! And who better to write one for than my favorite marine biologist? I hope y’all enjoy and remember to take care of yourselves. <3

Warning(s): A blink-and-you’ll-miss-it innuendo. Mentions of blood and canon-typical swearing. Very light angst.

(A)ffection - How affectionate is he? How does he show affection?

Let’s face it, the phrases “Jotaro Kujo” and “lovey-dovey” don’t mix.

He didn’t rank high on the affectionate scale, at least, not at the beginning of your relationship.

Instead of being openly affectionate, his main method of expressing his feelings during the beginning was to spend lots of quality time with you. Attached at the hip, he followed you around everywhere.

Another way he expressed his affection was by… introducing or referring to you as his boyfriend/girlfriend?

You still remember the first time you’d met his mother. He brought you home one day, standing a good foot or two to your left. His arms were firmly planted in his pockets, while you awkwardly had to listen to him bluntly say “This is who I’m dating.”

That was his idea of romance.

Jotaro’s come a long way since; it’s a matter of time for him. Quality time is still a large part of his love language, no question, but after settling into the relationship he’ll get the hang of it.

Specifically, he’s more knowledgeable on what you like best and that will certainly shine through in his actions.

This is especially true in private, where he’ll show a side of himself that’s genuinely sweet and more inclined to be physically affectionate.

(B)eauty - What does he admire about you? What does he think is beautiful about you?

Your personal drive and motivations are two things he deeply admires about you!

Specifically, your passions make you incredibly special in his eyes. And this is true regardless of where those motivations lie. If you are passionate in your career, or even about your hobbies, he’ll be sure to take notice.

Whether it’s the way your face lights up when the topic is even slightly mentioned, or the expression of complete focus when knee-deep in whatever it is that compels you to move forward, it can honestly leave him speechless.

He’s a great support as well. Vocally and bluntly expressing a unwavering belief in you. He does this more often if you harbor any insecurities towards your passions as well.

Physically speaking, he adores your eyes the most.

The amount of times he’s drowned himself in the vast ocean contained within your irises is uncountable. It’s grounding, comforting, and will likely never fail to make his heart flutter.

His staring is a constant in your relationship. During the platonic stage, the beginning of you dating, and all throughout your years of marriage.

(C)omfort - How would he help you when feeling down/having a panic attack/etc.?

Much like with displaying affection, Jotaro’s going to be rather shit at this in the beginning.

Where it differs, however, is that his attempts at making you feel better were likely the first signs of his deeper feelings towards you.

As the journey to Egypt developed, so did both of your understanding of one another. Namely, he was rather curt and dismissive towards you initially. This behavior probably led you to try and avoid him, whether it was done shyly or with a more vocal pushback against his actions.

Regardless, stand attacks were the catalyst of you realizing he actually cares for you. More specifically, during the fight against Steely Dan. It didn’t matter to him that Joseph’s life was on the line, if the bastard so much as got to close, you were having to hold Jotaro back from becoming violent.

Comforting you while dealing with mental or emotional hurtles is something he approaches far more awkwardly.

When you first began going out, he would grow silent and sit next to you as you let out your emotions. He’s always been a good listener, certainly, but that was pretty much it.

As he matures, he’ll find the- although limited -right words to say. Not only that, but if you want to cling to him, feel free to do so.

If you’re going through a panic attack, his response depends on the situation. If it’s during/because of a battle, he leaves comforting you to someone else while he dives head-first into the fight.

If it’s not during such a dire situation, he will pull you close (unless it’s already been made clear that will only heighten your distress).

Jotaro will encourage you to meet his gaze, and follow his deep breaths as best you can. He will always be calm, and prioritizes you relaxing before discussing the source of your panic attack after the fact.

(D)ance - Does he like to dance with you? How good of a dancer is he?

No way in hell.

It won’t matter how many times you, whine, beg, or bargain. The most you’ll ever get from him is the tapping of his foot or gentle nod of his head in the car.

Try not to take it personally!

In general, Jotaro just doesn’t dance. It’s not for him. He doesn’t even know if he’s got naturally good rhythm (he doesn’t) because he just… never does it.

The first time you ever danced with him is on your wedding day.

Marrying the love of your life in of itself is enough to make your heart swell. But the fact that he danced with you, in front of friends and family no less, made the ceremony magical. And his steady movements, as well as how tenderly he held you to him, took your breath away.

The fact that he asked his mother to show him how to slow dance, practicing for weeks beforehand, is something he’s taking to the grave.

(E)xcitement - How does he act when he’s excited? What excites him?

The world must’ve stopped turning; the sun is falling down from the sky. Pigs are outside flying through the air as if they’ve been doing so for centuries.

Jotaro Kujo’s smiling unprompted.

No, seriously, you can tell he’s anticipating something when the tiniest of smiles plays on his lips for no immediate reason. Generally, he also seems less annoyed at the world when he’s feeling excited.

Those are good enough indicators on their own, but there’s also the fact that he talked your ear off about whatever it is he’s looking forward to the night prior.

“Talked your ear off,” by the way, translates to mumbling out no more than four sentences on the matter.

If you were anyone else, they likely wouldn’t notice a difference. But you do, knowing Jotaro better than he knows himself at times.

Achievements and advancements within his career is what often excites him as an adult. A rare visit from an old-friend such as Polnareff is also bound to put him in a good mood. And finally returning home from a long trip away is bound to make his eyes shine.

When he was still a young delinquent, these reactions were policed to the point where he hardly expressed such things in front of you. But after mellowing out, it’s heartwarming to see more genuine displays of his emotions.

(F)uture - What are his plans for the future? Does he see himself getting married, having kids?

Before you, even getting into a romantic relationship wasn’t on his mind at all.

So it’s more likely that you’re the first to bring things up like marriage or children, then he’ll begin to seriously consider it. If he realizes his wants and needs for the future on his own, you’re still what’s going to be on his mind front and center.

For him, his mind is focused on one thing at a time.

After marrying, he’ll one day think to himself, Huh, usually the next step is having kids. Then he’ll contemplate it, wondering if that’s what he wants.

Jotaro’s the type of individual that never saw such a thing for himself out of youthful disinterest.

But as he grew up and found his relationship with you to be the most important thing in his life, he discovered he truly does wish to have a nuclear family.

It scares him a little, even with your ability as a stand user.

He knows all too well that there are plenty of people that want his head for the conflict in Egypt. It’s something you both have invested a lot of time in investigating side-by-side.

But at the end of the day, his trust in you and knowledge that you’re more powerful as a unit that eventually pushes those worries out of the picture.

And ultimately, what’s important to you becomes important to him. So, although he certainly comes to envision settling down and having a family with you, how you feel on the matter is the final word in his eyes.

(G)ifts - What does he give you as presents? How often does he give gifts?

Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine’s Day and anniversaries is pretty much the only time he gives gifts.

Despite not doing it often, he’s attentive enough and knows you to the point where he’s become quite good at it. He’s not afraid to spend a generous amount of money on you either.

And what his gifts lack in frequency, he certainly makes up for in memory.

Jotaro Kujo never forgets a date. The thought of reminding him doesn’t ever pass through your brain because he’s so consistent with it.

He smartly plans ahead on top of that. Meaning, even if he orders you a gift to be delivered to the house, it will always arrive on time. And if it doesn’t, it’s never on him that it didn’t.

(H)old - How does he hold you? Cuddling, sleeping, holding hands…

Holding hands has long been his preferred (and only) form of PDA.

Especially when you were younger and still dating, it was a statement to everyone around you. That yes, you’re both taken and happy to be together.

By the time you both mature into the relationship, it’s already an established habit. Now, he simply does it because he loves you and is happily aquatinted with your fingers intertwined with his.

Yes, part of him still wants everyone to know. But he cares a lot less about his reputation at this point in his life.

When cuddling, he mainly likes holding you close to him rather than it being the other way around. Having your head rest on his chest provides him a sense of comfort that’s irreplaceable.

That said, there are times when he’d like to lean on you or plant his head in your lap. It’s usually after a long, stressful day that he’ll seek out such a thing.

After dinner is usually time for you both to curl up, snuggled together in front of the TV. During the weekend, when neither of you are busy, you’ll find yourselves clinging to each other during the afternoon as well.

He doesn’t much care for cuddling you in bed, though. Jotaro likes to stretch out in his sleep and not be locked into on position the whole night.

“I cuddled with you all day, why would you need me to do it now when I’m trying to sleep?”

Although, if you’ve had a particularly rough day or if you haven’t seen one another for a while, he’ll bring you into his arms at night. Bending his legs forward, he’ll tangle them with yours as he spoons you.

(I)deal - What’s his ideal date like?

Heh, any date with you is ideal, babyboy/babygirl.

Jokes aside, he really doesn’t give a shit.

Planning dates with him may make you want to pull your hair out. He doesn’t care- whatever you want to do works for him.

You want to go out to eat? Fine with him, he’s getting hungry anyways. Want to go watch a movie? No problem; he’ll even pay for your ticket. Or would you rather stay in, curl up together in bed reading beside one another? Perfect, as long as he’s sitting close.

Jotaro doesn’t really understand why you may grow sick of always having to pick, and you’ll likely have to explain it to him.

Whenever he does make plans, it’s almost always something you’ve done together before and therefore is confident you’ll enjoy yourself.

His one no-go for a date is going to an amusement park.

Everything is way overpriced, the lines are too long, and the obnoxious kids littered around the place will set back his desire to have children for years.

(J)ealousy - Does he get jealous easily? How does he handle it?

When you were dating- absolutely.

Not only was he a little more insecure about the future of your relationship, but he also felt the need to keep up his tough-guy persona.

It has always been extremely rare for him to get violent due to jealousy, though.

Instead, he grew dangerously quiet and wrapped an arm around your shoulders protectively.

That said, he wasn’t ever opposed to getting violent. If it ever got to the point where someone was explicitly hitting on you in front of him, one glance at the uncomfortable look on your face, and he’s not afraid to start throwing around vague threats.

In adulthood, and once married, he feels less inclined to posture.

If someone’s hitting on you, he’s more likely to approach the situation calmly and make a point to introduce himself as your husband.

Having a naturally intimidating face doesn’t often lead to others pushing it.

And when he gets jealous in later years, he’s simply going to wait patiently until you get home. Not exactly grow silent like he used to, but shoot you knowing glances instead.

He waits until your both home before doing anything outright. That’s when he’ll grab your hand and lead you to the bedroom. Of course, he knows by now that you love him, but a night of reminding you how much you mean to him certainly doesn’t hurt…

(K)isses - How does he like to kiss you? How often does he kiss you?

For the first month into the relationship, he’d settle for merely kissing you on the cheek.

He’d plant one there, quickly moving away in order to tug the brim of his hat down and cover his face.

You’re likely the one to have instigated the first kiss with him. He didn’t know how to approach; didn’t know how to ask.

After that threshold was broken, he easily prefers on-the-mouth kisses.

Jotaro will still give you kisses on the cheek from time to time, especially in front of family or friends as to not push it PDA wise.

But he’ll likely give you a kiss on the mouth, even if brief, at least once a day. It’s usually after he or you arrive home from work, greeting you with the affectionate action.

Or he’ll give you a quick kiss goodnight before the both of you settle into bed.

Plus, he’s naturally always been a pretty good kisser. Talented bastard.

(L)ove - How does he show you he loves you?

By being a constant presence in your life.

“I’m here, aren’t I? Of course I love you,” he tells you, as if it’s a no-brainer.

He won’t say it out loud, but it’s not just the fact that he’s there, it’s how. Jotaro is very much a show rather than tell type of man.

Acts of service is the primary love language he expresses.

He does your laundry for you unprompted, and in fact, takes care of a lot of the household duties without you needing to ask. He knows you very well, and thus takes care of tasks you know you’ll appreciate not having to do.

He doesn’t make a point of it either. Jotaro rarely boasts about doing such things, and often you’re left to find out on your own.

His deep trust in you is also a way you know he loves you.

With knowing one another for as long as you have, the bond is impossibly strong. Jotaro doesn’t think twice before informing you about his struggles, big or small. Not because he expects you to solve all his problems, but because he values transparency.

(M)elt - What do you do that absolutely makes him melt?

When you respond to his emotions without him needing to say a word, Jotaro’s heart warms.

This once again ties in with how well you know each other.

You’re so good at reading him that he sometimes tricks himself into thinking you may be able to read his mind.

He mentioned it once offhandedly, not even meaning to say it out loud. You’re lighthearted reaction was a little embarrassing for him, but it’s a cherished memory for you.

Not only that, but the fact that you get along seamlessly with his mother honestly brings him a sense of joy he cannot describe.

The only thing he can to think to say on the matter is that family’s important to him. The implication of the statement is implied: You being able to get along with his mother and extended family as well has him melting on the spot.

Bonus points if you’re good with kids too. Namely because Jotaro… is not.

(N)icknames - What does he call you, and what does he like being called?

Not really one for giving pet names, he simply calls you by your name or a preferred nickname.

On rare occasions, when he’s feeling particularly teasing or playful, he’ll call you ‘honey.’ Those moments are few and far between, though.

Other than that, it’s usually just your name he sticks with.

After growing up, and especially after receiving his degree, not many people still refer to him as JoJo. He doesn’t think much of the transition, but he does like it if you still call him JoJo from time to time.

It reminds him of your longtime bond; the nostalgic foundation of friendship you share.

If you like using pet names for him, he’ll roll his eyes and pretend as if he doesn’t like it. That said, he greatly appreciates it if you refer to him by name in front of others or in a serious situation.

(O)bvious - How obvious does he make it that he likes you?

When he was simply harboring a crush on you, it was not at all obvious.

Back during the trip to Egypt, Jotaro’s developing crush went unnoticed. Not even his own grandfather could tell. Hell, Jotaro himself couldn’t even really recognize it at first. It went unnoticed by everyone.

Well, everyone except Kakyoin.

It puts a strain on Jotaro’s heart, remembering it was Kakyoin that first noticed his feelings for you.

The redhead was very respectful about it, but still felt the need to stick his nose in Jotaro’s business in private. Despite him denying the crush up and down, Kakyoin’s encouragement still got to him a bit in the end.

During rough nights, where the past is painfully kept in the front of his mind, Jotaro wonders if him becoming just a little more obvious with his affection for you is done in part as some sort of way to prove himself to his departed friend.

(P)ets - Does he have pets? Does he want them?

Jotaro is so the definition of someone who swears up and down he doesn’t want a pet, yet ultimately ends up loving one unconditionally.

If you want one, he’ll dig his heels into the dirt for months. He’s too busy, you’re too busy… all prepackaged excuses for why it wouldn’t be a good idea.

But you eventually convince him to get one, the stoic man finally relenting with a long sigh.

He prefers dogs over any other kind of pet, so if that’s what you want, it’ll be slightly easier to convince him.

Without ever even trying to do so, it’s him who becomes the pet’s favorite.

The closeness is what leads him to giving in and only admitting to himself that he likes the pet. He’ll never admit it to you (as if you can’t tell); far too stubborn for his own good.

Jotaro has a one-pet-at-a-time policy, though. That’s nonnegotiable.

(Q)uiet - How are the calm, quiet moments with him?

To be honest, it’s a staple of your relationship.

Jotaro finally considered it love once fully wrapping his head around the fact that neither of you felt the need to always be making conversation with one another.

Comfortable silence is cherished by him. Whether you’ve always been the same, or come to have understood that with time, the fact that you’ve come to embrace that aspect of his personality led him to opening himself up to you more during conversations.

Quieter moments occur a lot during the weekend, when there’s no work and only relaxing. You also just enjoy each other’s company without much talking when getting ready for bed.

Sometimes, he doesn’t even say goodnight to you.

Instead, he gently tugs a few strands of hair from your face and cups your jaw momentarily. A gentle glimmer within his pupils reveal much more than any words could express.

The quietness and tranquility present in a lot of the time you spend together is part of his assessment in realizing you were the one.

(R)omance - How romantic is he? What is his go-to ways of being romantic?

…Romantic? Jotaro…?

He’s really responsive to your preferences in romance. Well, depending on how you present them.

He’s no mind-reader and not exactly the best at observing others. Remember the Yellow Temperance arc? Yeah… he’s not exactly a detective. If you want him to take a different approach in how romantic he is, subtly nudging him in the right direction isn’t going to work.

Instead, telling him directly what it is you like is much easier for him to wrap his head around. Jotaro never takes such comments personally, seeing as being upfront is preferable for him.

A year or two into the relationship, and he’s much better acquainted with what you like best.

Confident he understands you well, it naturally brings out a more romantic side of him. He’s only deeply observant with those closest to him (think Holly), so once you both reach that point, it brings out a surprisingly sweeter side of him.

(S)afe - What makes him feel safe and comfortable around you?

Once again, it’s got a lot to do with your history together.

Jotaro knows he can rely on you. He’s been keenly aware of your reliability since the late 80s.

Safety for Jotaro means tranquility, and a deep sense of comfort- along with a familiar environment. You provide him these warm feelings; seemingly just by your very presence.

When the two of you are at home together, it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, he’s perfectly content. Simply glancing in your direction grounds him, and can calm buried anxieties.

That’s all he really needs to feel safe: You.

Visiting Morioh turns out to be a far more long and arduous task than either of you originally expected. But with you at his side, Jotaro rarely felt himself getting too worked up.

Spending late nights together at the hotel was all he needed to reset his brain, able to start the next day without much complaint over spending his time with unruly teenagers.

(T)end - How does he act when you’re hurt/sick, and vise versa?

If anyone hurts you, they may as well count their days. It doesn’t necessarily matter if you’re assertive all on your own; Jotaro’s going to have something (at the very least) to say.

Hell, knowing him, if someone’s troubling you all he usually has to do is look in their general direction. His entire demeanor gives off the impression of “Don’t fuck with me” and he’s all for standing up for you.

Even during the trip to Egypt, he seemed much looser with his grip on his temper when you were put into the line of fire.

If you’re sick, Jotaro’s surprisingly doting.

He’s extremely adamant that you stay home and rest up. Any reason you may have to get out of bed he’ll take care of himself without question.

If he can’t be there to take care of you (likely due to work), he’ll call once or twice while he’s gone just to check in on how you’re doing.

It’s quite ironic, considering how he acts when hurt or sick.

“I’m not sick,” he’ll insist in a scratchy voice, despite a reddened face and clearly runny nose.

“I’m fine.” Yeah, sure, Jotaro. Never mind the deep gash actively gushing blood all over his left arm.

Attempts to take care of him in anyway will be met with pushback, no matter how old he gets.

One reminder of how much he babies you when you’re feeling unwell is all it usually takes for him to begrudgingly accept your offer to help.

He’ll be silent throughout, but his refusal to look you in the eye is a dead giveaway that he secretly likes being taken care of every now and then.

(U)nique - What’s an unusual thing about him that’s oddly charming?

“JoJo… do you need something?”

“No.”

“Then why’re you staring at me?”

“I’m not.”

“You’ve been looking at me for the past ten minutes!”

(V)ariety - Does he prefer to keep the same routine, or spice things up?

Jotaro is a creature of habit.

He certainly likes to keep a usual routine. Having a familiar structure makes him feel comfortable and as though his life is maintaining stability.

Too many surprises or shocking events happening at once is at best annoying for him, and downright unnerving at worst.

He is a little conscious of this aspect of himself; part of him worries you may grow board of him.

That worry is unfounded, though. Especially considering something new or a shake up to the usual routine is accepted by him if you’re the one to do so. He’s so naturally considerate that he doesn’t even think of that being a factor.

Luckily for the both of you, it’s not difficult for you to ease his worries.

(W)ild Card - A random fluff headcanon

Jotaro’s a big fan of manga and usually invests his free time in catching up on his favorite series’s anime incarnations.

He’s been reading Shonen since he was young, and that interest carries over into his adult years.

Jotaro will certainly sit you down and make ask you to watch his some of his favorite anime with him. Saturday afternoons is his favorite time to curl up next to you on the couch and watch for a few hours.

Definitely the type to always sneak peaks at your reactions out of the corner of his eye. He hardly is the type to speak during a show or movie, but is glad to discuss with you after the fact. Please, discuss with him after the fact.

If you’re also into manga and anime before meeting him, he’s internally overjoyed. However, he is a bit critical.

Not to the point of being rude, but certainly dismissive of it at first if your tastes don’t exactly align with his. Jotaro has taste, and is quite proud of his selections. It may come off as a bit elitist… because it is.

He loosens up with time, and may even give some of your favorites a chance. He will never admit out loud to actually liking them, even after you catch him intently watching an anime of your suggestion on his own.

(X)OXO - Is he affectionate in public? How much PDA does he show?

Despite not being too outwardly affectionate or into PDA, everyone close to him can easily tell you’re together once a relationship is formed.

Joseph cheekily goes on and on about how he “totally saw this coming” (no he didn’t). Polnareff is patting the both of you on the back with a big, goofy grin (his world is crashing around him).

When the Duwang gang first met you, the teens of the group were going mental upon the realization that… holy shit… he’s married… !?

The group’s bewilderment was mostly kept to internal struggles due to both Jotaro’s harsh expression at any question relating to how on earth he managed to marry such a lovely individual.

Josuke specifically thought he was going to have a stroke. Unlike the others, he’s much more prone to speaking his mind even after the implicit warning.

After getting over his initial shock, he’ll berate his nephew for not previously telling him about his partner.

(Y)earning - How does he cope when he’s missing you?

It takes everything in him not to call you.

He holds out the first day of you being gone. It’s no trouble that he’s cooking without your presence, not at all. Ignoring the fact that he’s eating dinner without you cheerily filling him in on your day is no problem. Getting ready for bed alone is no big deal.

Yeah… definitely.

Jotaro will lay himself down in bed, facing your usually taken up side. He’ll find his hand reaching out m at the empty space, fingers curling around the sheets. A frown finds its way onto his tired face.

He’s calling you the next day. And after finally caving, he’s sure to give you a call each day or every other day after that.

Past events has made him wary of being separated from you for too long. And even though he logically knows he’s fussing over nothing, he still cannot help but cave to the small worry growing in the back of his mind.

That said, it isn’t too difficult for him to distract himself from missing you.

But being alone during moments that he’d usually share with you is enough to remind him of your absence.

(Z)eal - Is he willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Yes, he will undoubtedly go to great lengths for you.

One could argue that, having been a part of the Crusaders yourself, an aspect of his actions against DIO were also influenced by a desire to avenge you as well as the others.

Jotaro isn’t above getting violent in your behalf, and would certainly jump through several hoops as long as your safe.

Part of this is because there’s an unspoken mutual understanding that you’d do the same for him (and you certainly have).

But more than that, Jotaro has a small circle of individuals that he would likely do just about anything for. And after everything the both of you have been through together, you’re at the top of that list.

[diablo1776]

A lot of Deagels data was removed by an unknown alphabet group type if you know what I mean. Deagal hasn't been wrong much and probably predicted this accurately unfortunately. We shall see..

I always wondered how they’d make this happen, then they rolled out the shedding spike protein mRNA gene doping clot shots

Before you say anything - check what the "Deagle" statistic are, and for whom this site has been created, and who has been using it for their strategic planning!

[blacksapphhicmaddonna]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, ALPHABET MAFIA

just a few reminders:

- first pride was a riot

- black & BIPOC queer people are the foundation of our entire nation and the global culture

- we owe most of our rights and progress to BIPOC trans women/femmes and different communities of lesbians, trans/gnc folks and elders.

- trans people have always existed, they are ancient and indigenous to many cultures and places and are SACRED.

- I’m glad you’re here and there is community out there for you, waiting with open arms. Don’t give up just yet, please.

- rainbow capitalism isn’t liberation

- we are all we have, be fucking better to each other

- lesbians have done so much for lgbtqia+ people and should maybe idk stop being erased for no reason

- biphobia is real and just bc your ex cheated on you doesn’t make it bi folks fault, you’re projecting babe

- being queer doesn’t dissolve white privilege, pls touch grass

- be safe at pride. they’re coming for us all and we need to protect ourselves.

- not everyone wants to use the word queer/dyke/fag etc. I’m glad you reclaimed the slurs used against you, me too, but not everyone wants to and you need to respect that. LGBTQIA+* exists for a reason.

- the black and brown belong on the flag.

- the A is for asexual/romantic or agender, not ally.

- get some pussy (or whatever you do (or don’t do)) and make space for joy! because black/queer joy is revolutionary and fucking righteous just as much as our anger is, too

- Juneteenth coming up too, issa parade in my city fr

- asexuals/aromantics belong at pride. Period. Full stop.

- safe sex is the best sex

- get tested!

- it’s okay to not watch the news. america is hell, go take a nap

- people 100% know themselves better than you ever will, people are who they say they are and you don’t get to decide that for them. respect pronouns, identity, etc. or argue w ya mama/god/someone else cause it ain’t finna be me ❤️

- you deserve relationships that feel safe and actually are safe. Don’t settle.

- learn your queer history. they won’t teach us. they took our elders from us.

- Black LGBTQIA+* history IS Black History.

- we all need to be thankful to the house mothers and the ballroom scene and those who gave us what we have now, regardless of who you are.

- don’t call yourself a stud if you’re not BLACK. wit a capital B and at least one BLACK parent.

- not everyone is out. happiest of pride month to y’all. you’re still gang and we love you just as much. 💗

- our collective liberation lies in the fact that we are all tied to each other. if you’re down for the gays but not the theys, you’re not as decolonized as you think you are.

- shout out to fanfiction writers who have been single-handedly providing queer art/content/representation for years while the industry continues to make a mockery of us or intentionally leave us out. one thing we gonna do is help someone find their queer awakening, and get that story right. love us 🤪 go team

- your life means something. it’s important beyond comprehension. you look good. your ass is fat (if you want it to be). get the mullet as a lil treat.

- LGBTQIA+* people across the board have ALWAYS existed in literally every culture and every continent (and Antarctica counts if you count the cute lil gay penguins😌). Don’t let them tell you different. We are not a “mInOrItY”, we have been MINORITIZED. we are not small, we are great and mighty and have ALWAYS been here. And we always will. We exist in the future just as we have existed in the past. We stand on the shoulders of MASSIVE collective ancestors. If that’s not an indication to keep going, keep fighting, keep laughing, dancing, voguing, and keep showing up authentically - then I don’t know what is.

- it’s gonna be ok baby. pinkie promise.

[nullio]

Pan Deadpool has my heart and is honestly just part of the long list of the fundamental truths of the universe but also

I like the idea that Deadpool has always been attracted to everything and has virtually no preference or boundary and assumes that's the Default of humanity

Like he'll be talking to a friend and be like

"Okay so, you'd never date a guy? Like ever? No kissing or sex or anything, that's your thing? Sounds fake but ok"

[diablo1776]

[rorystr]

Tigerstar entering the Dark Forest and spotting Thistleclaw, Thistleclaw approaches him and congratulates his apprentice for being something great. Tigerstar feels a hint of resentment and anger towards his old mentor, he wants to claw his fur off and rip his tail out but he cant explain why. Thistleclaw finishes his sentence and walks away as Tigerstar wonders why he couldn't say anything to him, why he hates being near him.

umm food for thought!

[weasleycream]

ㅤ ㅤ୭.ᰍㅤ𝅄 ֹ " 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 " 👕 Ⳋ

ઈઉ ㅤִㅤ𝘼 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝙖𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙃𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙣𝙤𝙬 .

. .ꕁ⠀ׅ⠀ꕁ⠀໋⠀ꕁ⠀ׅ

⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐀 = 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 (What is the aftercare like? How attentive is he after the act?)

Well, it's already known that Patrick is a first-class psychopath and sociopath due to his disorder, but I still like to imagine that he feels that you are real apart from him, and for that reason alone he takes great care of you when it comes to being intimate, he would clean you up after a few good rounds and ask you in a "disinterested" way if you're okay trying to hide a slight blush by turning his face away. Without a doubt, he's adorable.

But that doesn't take away the fact that in the beginning of it all he was quite an idiot in this aspect, he cared little about your pleasure, much less he would care about your state after the act back then, everything was yes there, but as time passed and your relationship progressed, he started to be more affectionate. He would hand you wet cloths to clean you up, lay on top of you burying his face in your bust before moaning and fetching a glass of water for his dry throat and coming back to you, and peppering soft hickeys and wet kisses along your neck, jaw and collarbone, lightly biting your nipples and cheeks before kissing them. It really is a heady aftercare.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐁 = 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I feel like he definitely loves your ass and your waist, he loves fucking you doggy style and watching your plush ass bounce against his pelvis and his cock taking it just right, and having to grab your tiny waist with his hands kills him. But he also loves your tits and your hips, when you ride him and bounce on him, he loves it when your tits bounce uncontrollably in front of his face when you mount him to take a nipple into his mouth and he hears you moan louder, as he holds your hips tightly leaving bruising marks from his strong grip to control your speed.

He can’t say what his favorite part of his body is but if he gave you a choice you would say his chest (obviously you said his cock but he said that was too obvious and that you should pick something else), and he affirmed it, he loves cuddling you up against him and feeling like you are truly his and that you will never leave, he likes the way you trace shapes with your fingers and every now and then you’ll take some markers and draw anything on him, and he won’t admit it but he loves it when you write your name in big letters all over his collarbone and chest, he’s considering getting a tattoo to match the hickeys, bites and scratches you leave all over his torso.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐂 = 𝐂𝐮𝐦 (Basically anything that has to do with his cum)

He definitely has an obsession with cumming on your chest and letting his cum drip from the mounds of your breasts down your nipples to the surface of wherever you're fucking, but he'd rather cum inside you a thousand times over, obviously with you on birth control, he doesn't want kids at the moment, and doubts he wants them in his life, so he takes great care of you in that aspect, since he doesn't want to use a condom, he hates doing it in fact, he feels like sex is so much better without that annoying cheap latex barrier, that barrier that doesn't let his cum stay inside you and then gives him a nice view of his seed leaking through your tight entrance leaving a mess on your thighs and ass.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐃 = 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 (This is self-explanatory, a dirty secret he has regarding you or his sex life)

He's quite the kinky one, so he must have more than one, but his biggest secret since you started your relationship is the fact that he would occasionally come into your room when you were taking a shower, since you were so careless as to leave your bedroom window open many times, he would sneak into your room and start stealing your underwear, everything, thongs, strings, cheeky panties, and various styles of panties you had, he didn't care if they were a simple white fabric with a little pink bow, a heart or dot print, and even the most daring lace, that went on for a good two months, you were really worried about the fact that your underwear would disappear for almost a week and then come back as if nothing had happened and freshly washed. Your scare was greater when it was not only panties, but also bras and lingerie sets that you had bought with your savings to pamper your dear boyfriend Patrick a little, he had to admit that he found your reaction funny, he thought about stealing some lingerie that you had bought days ago to remember those two months and leave it in your room, but not washed like he did with the pieces he had, no, this time he thought about returning the lace full of dried semen, too bad before he could do it you decided to model it for him and he ended up destroying it.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐄 = 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 (How much experience does he have? Does he know what he's doing when he does it?)

I think Patrick had no sexual experience, much less romantic experience before you, maybe he wasn't a virgin anymore because he once fucked a girl drunk when he was out with his friends, but that was long before he met you, and after that, he didn't bother trying to manipulate any girls into having sex since they all ran away from him the moment they saw him alone or with his gang, so he had no experience whatsoever when he met you. But when he started being your friend he started having a lot of mixed feelings and needs, you seemed like such a real and adorably cute person to him that he just couldn’t let you go after that, and he never will, and that was before you two started getting intimate because after that, not even God himself can take him off of you, there was even a week when you two fucked every single day when you were on vacation and he saw that your parents were on a work trip, from then on, he just wants to fuck and be with you, and he started gaining a lot of experience and he knows how to make you cum really good just by touching your clit or stimulating your nipples.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐅 = 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (This doesn't require much explanation either.)

Like I said, doggy style is one of his favorites because he can watch you take it all the way and he can control you, as well as cowgirl since he can see your tits in detail while he controls you equally, but he also loves to lift you up and fuck you against the wall or have you put one leg on the desk while he takes you from behind, and god how he loves it when you're in missionary, you put your legs over his shoulders like a mating press and he leans over and is on top of you, squeezing your legs so tight around his head as he buries himself so deep inside you and buries his head between your bouncing breasts.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐆 = 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐲 (How serious is it? Do he take it with humor? etc.)

More than funny, he is morbid, he usually says one or another senseless thing about the situation due to the pleasure they give each other, but ultimately, he usually praises you morbidly instead of telling bad jokes or joking about it, he loves to see your face blushed while he talks about your body and touches the area he talks to you about without any shamelessness, and then sketches a mocking smile when he sees your shame and sorrow.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐇 = 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫 (How arranged is it? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's a disorganized boy from head to toe, he cuts it, yes, but in a very messy way, he doesn't mind if you don't cut it too short, as long as you don't bother him with it and he knows that neither of you are uncomfortable, he won't fix it too much. His pubic hair is black and doesn't grow that long, or so it seems since it's a little curly, but even so it doesn't interfere much between the two of you, you even tend to laugh when you suck his balls and the hair tickles you and he moans "Fuck… Don't laugh and keep going… Next time I'll cut it more, but don't stop because of that…"

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐈 = 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐲 (How is it usually at the moment? Is it romantic or rude?)

A combination of the two, as I said, he cares a lot for you because for him you are the only real person except for himself, and he loves you enough because you are not afraid of him either and you do not judge him for his great and apparent pyromania and his mental disorder and other attitudes and you love him and take care of him as he is, then he is just as affectionate with you and does not want to and is not going to hurt you for anything in the world. Now, although in privacy it is like this, obviously he loves to fuck you as if it were the last time and leave you stupid, he loves to treat you so roughly in sex while he whispers things both tender and dirty in your ear before biting it and moving away to caress your curves and breasts leaving kisses on your neck in a loving way, a nice combination.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐉 = 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐟𝐟 (Masturbation headcanon.)

As I mentioned before, he has a little thing about masturbating when you're not around or just don't want to or aren't in the mood for a good fuck, then he grabs your underwear while looking at a polaroid picture of you getting fucked by him. He doesn't do it constantly since he often manages to convince you to fuck when you don't want to or are busy, but when you're not, he just leaves you with "Then I'm going to go to your room and fuck those cute panties of yours" and leaves you blushing, knowing that he's done that many times already and on several occasions he's left cum stains in your room.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐊 = 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤 (Any kink he has.)

What a long list… He loves spanking, watching how he submits you to a good spanking on the ass and you cum just from that and you let him do whatever he wants to you, then he caresses and leaves a small kiss and bite on your buttock apologizing for having spanked you so hard "I'm so sorry, my love… But today you really tried my patience defending those idiots Richie and Eddie, I hope you don't get mad at me…".

He also likes bondage, tying you up and covering your eyes. To him you are undoubtedly beautiful, but you are even more so that way. He finds it funny to see and hear how you complain when he deprives you of seeing and touching him, but he can't resist when he sees ropes tangled around your pretty legs and squeezing your ass and tits in such a delicious way.

He also has a big problem with breastfeeding (if you have galactorrhea without being or having been pregnant, but let's say yes), he loves it when your breasts look bigger because of the milk and when he sucks them and the liquid comes out of your cute nipples, he really loves it, and even more if you give him a Russian with those tits dripping and you end up covered in semen and milk, God loves him for giving him such a thing in life by your side "Hmm… Did I already tell you how good you really taste? You never cease to amaze me, pretty girl…"

And the list goes on and on…

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐋 = 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (Favorite place to do it.)

It's hard to choose based on him, but I think his favorite would be Belch's car. Yeah, a little dirty considering it's one of his friend's cars and they spend all their time driving around town, but it's Patrick so of course he doesn't mind. He loves it when he steals the keys out of Henry or Belch's pocket and drives off with you skipping school for the day. While you were driving, according to him you had nothing better to do at the moment than give him a handjob or a nice blowjob, he almost crashed a couple of times because of his blurry vision and how he would occasionally look down to see you pleasuring him, one hand on your head, stroking your hair and cheeks pushing your hair out of your face so it wouldn't get in your way.

Most of the time he'll park the car on the kissing bridge and they'll stay there for hours, in the backseat with you on top of him fucking you from below. He doesn't mind leaving stains of your fluids and his semen, but for your sake and your shame he had to take the trouble to clean everything and put some cologne on the seats, an experience he likes to repeat a lot.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐌 = 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (What motivates him? What sets it off?)

The constant times that someone other than Victor, Henry or Belch talks to you, especially if it's someone from the Losers gang, gives him unimaginable jealousy when someone talks to you for the slightest thing, be it a greeting or a favor, even a casual conversation. He's even heard people talk very badly about you in a disgusting and morbid way, saying "I'm going to fuck Y/N's cute ass" "Have you seen those tits? God, I want to suck them like I'm a four-month-old baby and she's my mommy feeding me" "Fuck, such delicious hips", Obviously everyone who said that got what they deserved from Patrick and his friends, many of them didn't even look at you again, since Patrick made it very clear to them "I'm the only one who can talk about her like that, and if I ever find you even talking about her, looking at her or near her again, I swear that you will not only receive punches and kicks, it's a warning. " And after that, he searches for you in all the classrooms until he finds your class (which doesn’t take long, he knows almost all of your class schedule, not counting that you share some) and he takes you out of the classroom when the teacher gets distracted and takes you to some empty closet or bathroom and fucks you quickly while saying dirty things in your ear “Wait until we get out, honey, I’ll take you home soon and we’ll continue our little talk there” He pinched your ass and bit your nipple, before cleaning you up and giving you lots of kisses on your face and lips, to let you go.

Without a doubt, jealousy makes him so hard knowing that afterward you will confirm to him over and over again that you are only his and no one else’s.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐍 = 𝐍𝐨 (Something I definitely wouldn't do.)

Hitting you, insulting you and cutting you, he may be a first class psychopath, but not to that extent, he cares too much for you to hurt you to that extent, he wouldn't hit you or hurt you beyond spanking and whipping your butt, he wouldn't like you to complain about the pain and end up feeling guilty, and he prefers to avoid it, he doesn't want you to ever ask him for that.

By insulting you he means saying degrading things to you like "Whore, bitch, whore, prostitute" etc, although with you he is a first class pervert, he only likes to say embarrassing things to make you horny and shy, nothing to do with humiliating you, especially if you are sensitive, he can treat everyone horribly, except you.

And even though he likes knives and stuff like that (we already know why) he is not capable of cutting you or touching you with a sharp object, it can slip out of his hands and then he will regret it for the rest of his life, he does not want to hit you and much less cut you.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐎 = 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐥 (Prefers giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He totally prefers receiving, he loves it when your mouth closes over his cock giving it a hot and slimy feeling, not to mention your face while you do it, he finds it so delicious and adorable that he wants you to be like that for the rest of his life. But he doesn't miss a chance to give you a good oral and devour you when he can, he likes the way you taste, and he's so good with his tongue and lips when he sucks your clit and licks your whole pussy that he makes you cum in a matter of minutes, he knows how to please you and he loves it when you ride his face, but still, as good as it seems to him and even though he doesn't complain about eating you out, he prefers you to be the one giving him oral sex and wrapping your tongue around his glans and squeezing his balls and then licking them, he just loves it.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐏 = 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐞 (Fast and hard? or Slow and sensual?)

Like I mentioned moments ago, he's a combination of the two, really hard and fast, but still slow and romantic, he loves to make you feel good, and he also likes to feel good with you when fucking, so he wants to be versatile with the speed, and hit the right spots to make you cum over and over again until you are overstimulated to the point of passing out, it's really good for him to see how your gasps rise and fall in volume constantly and the way your tits bounce increase and decrease abruptly depending on his speed, he loves it with all his life.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐐 = 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞 (Does he like quickies? How often do they have them?)

He doesn't love them but he doesn't hate them either, they're pretty good when he's having his typical jealousy scenes in high school and all he wants to do is fuck you, or when he's late somewhere but he's horny as hell, other than that he doesn't feel like they're any use to him, he'd rather take his time with you and make sure you both feel good, but when he doesn't have enough time then he'll give you a hard but pleasurable quickie, then make up for it with hugs and kisses at home or lunch time.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐑 = 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐤 (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

He likes to take risks when it comes to exhibitionism, he laughs at the fact that you're doing it in the middle of the forest, the quarry or the kissing bridge and when he sees your blushing face he tries to tell you to go somewhere more private so no one sees you, but he still couldn't understand you well because of the moans you were giving between words with the constant gasps and screams you were making. Obviously if someone were to see you or something, he's going to cover you up immediately and do his best to keep them from seeing your body or his cock, he might fuck you in a public place but he still respects you and both of your reputations.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐒 = 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚 (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Not much, actually. He's a skinny guy who just hangs around to beat up and tease people. He rarely works out, so he doesn't have much physical stamina. He could last about three rounds, four at most. After that, if you want to keep fucking and you still feel energetic, ride him until you get tired or let him rest a bit so you can keep fucking comfortably.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐓 = 𝐓𝐨𝐲𝐬 (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don’t think he has many or any, like I said, he had no experience before you and after everything you’ve done together as a couple, probably the only thing he bought was some dildo and some small vibrator, nothing more than that. “Why do you want all that crap? You already have me and I can make you cum with just a few slaps on the ass, you don’t need that.” In the end he agreed just to please you, but they almost never use those two things.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐔 = 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 (how much they like to tease?)

I think I touched on this point before, but like I said, he doesn't really like to joke around, he might crack a joke or two on the spot, but mostly he's going to say dirty things to embarrass you and make you blush and really cute things to get a bunch of kisses on the face and chest from you making him smile silly on his face, but he's not going to make unbearable jokes about the situation. And this involves making fun of you in general..

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐕 = 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is a bit moderate, he pants a lot and grunts a lot, from time to time he lets out small moans that he silences by kissing you, sucking on your neck or biting your body, he is embarrassed that you hear him moan because he knows that you will make fun of him or say something about it when they finish That's why he prefers to moderate his sounds and avoid moaning, plus he loves listening to the sounds you make, so he also does his best to be quiet in that sense and listen to you.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐖 = 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 (a random headcanon for the character)

He has really impressive strength and grip when it comes to picking you up and fucking you standing up against the wall. He holds your ass with one hand while the other caresses your waist and face and then kisses you without stopping to thrust into you. You don't understand how it's possible that, despite being so skinny, he has that strength but not the stamina.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐗 = 𝐗-𝐫𝐚𝐲 (What does he have under his pants?)

A good six to seven inches, not too thick but not too thin either, with an average girth and a good length to hit all those spots that drive you crazy, not to mention he's team blood, he'll most likely grow to about nine inches at most at his maximum hardness.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐘 = 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 (How high is their sex drive?)

He's not very tall but he's not disinterested either, he knows a lot about himself and he respects when you don't want to fuck him so he became quite patient, although he has to admit that at first after the two of you had sex for the first time, he did seem like a needy virgin who had never fucked in his life, but he had to learn to control himself after you told him that you two couldn't have sex all day, every day of the week because it was bad for both of you, and also partly because Henry was making fun of him.

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⭒ ׅ 👕 . 𖥸 ۫ 𝐙 = 𝐙𝐳𝐳 (How quickly they fell asleep afterwards?)

It takes him longer to fall asleep than you until he can be comfortable on top of you and you both are clean, he minds sleeping with sticky, wet fluids under him so he prefers to clean himself up and drink some water first and bring you some water because you both most likely have dry throats, and then he will lie down on top of your body leaving his face between your breasts but not before leaving a kiss on each nipple and a last hickey on both, and he would hug your waist and make one of your legs wrap around his hip and the other tangle with his own leg, and he would make you caress his hair while you leave a kiss on his forehead and a peck on his lips, and that way he will be able to fall asleep.

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★ I promise I'll upload what I have pending later, and after uploading that I'll close requests, I prefer to focus on writing things that I want and understand more precisely, and not have commitments that will take time because of my study, so then I'll upload my last request for the moment and the second part of Ring Pop :3, even so, I hope you liked this little alphabet, because later I'll upload more of Patrick.

★ Credit to the aesthetics and dividers where appropriate !

[f-x-tionate]

oh shoot its that time of year again, it always sneaks up on my inattentive ass.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y'ALL!!!

[wyllzel]

i love the companions' little inn living spaces bc 1) they're kind of paired off into roommates and the pairs are so interesting?? and 2) even though there's not a lot of space, their personalities totally shine through 🥹

astarion vs gale:

astarion's space is covered in bloody rags, which ofc it is, but also it kind of shows that he's not as neat and put together as he may appear... but on the other hand, he doesn't really need to be neat about his bed -- he's an elf, so he's not even really sleeping there LOL might as well use it as a kitchen (see: the bloody goblet)

meanwhile gale's space is painstakingly pristine and littered with books and other nerd stuff, plus a finely embroidered pillow with a bowl -- maybe for tara?

karlach vs lae'zel:

karlach uses her bed as a clothes pile LOL <3 but she's also got a bunch of books! (disclosure: i don't know her lore as thoroughly but,, perhaps she's catching up on things she's missed while in avernus?)

lae'zel's bed is neat and organized, but also covered in war trophies LOL. and then there's that small blood-stained rag in the front 😳 very intimidating, just like her

shadowheart vs wyll:

shadowheart's space has her shar worship items and is very neat -- she also keeps house plants! interesting how she enjoys caring for things that grow in the light... + i just noticed she and karlach have matching potted bushes 🥹

wyll's space seems somewhat sparse, but that makes sense given his backstory (exiled noble turned on-the-road adventurer) -- and there's that interesting little tray on his bedside table...

[ef-1]

aren't you catholic? can you explain to me what the pope did?

made you a diagram