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Sw Modern AU The Fett Family 1999 edit
Jango's children (whit Jango)





Jango have so many children.
So Alpha is the oldest one and he used to the help Jango with the little ones (and the house), until Cody comes. And he started to help too. Then Alpha left the house and Cody was the one in charge of the little siblings (and the house). He's still in charge. Is the curse of the good kids.
Jango likes big families. Jango's favorite is Boba. He put a lot of pressure in his children.
Alpha don't want more little siblings. In this point this is ridiculous. He almost hace a heart attack after Wolffe and Cody accident. Good father.
Wolffe is a sweet baby having a really bad time. He's having a life crisis.
Everyone is having a hard time (they almost lose Wolffe and Cody)
Alpha and Wolffe are great big brothers.
Fox studies to much. He cares for his siblings.
Fordo wants to be a good father and brother.
Rex is a great brother. He's worry about Cody and Wolffe (specially Cody).
Cody's name is Kote. He wants to be a good son and brother. He should put himself first sometimes. He's afraid to disappoint Jango. Loves his family. He loves grandpa Jaster. He's Jaster favorite. Jaster choose his name "Kote". The inspo for Cody´s name
Since all their big brothers left the police Cody and Rex are the only one left following Jango and Jaster steps.
Bly is stressed. He want to date Aayla but a lot of things are happening.
More things are going to happen.
Boba wants to conquer the world. He doesn't like to share and is jealous of Omega.
Omega is a sweet baby.
The big refernce a family tree with the names and all link inside.
Jaster´s children Jaster, Arla and Jango
Arla´s children Arla, Gregor, Keeli, Waxer an Boil
Alpha´s children Alpha, Howzer, Trooper the dog and Jesse
Fordo´s children Fordo and Ponds
The cousins Hevy, Hardcase and Kix
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#star wars#star wars modern au#Fett family#jango fett#the clone wars#tcw#tcw au#commander cody#cody fett#commander sunshine#Kote fett#captain rex#Rex fett#Fett twins#alpha 17#Alpha fett#captain fordo#Fordo fett#commander fox#Fox fett#commander wolffe#Wolffe fett#commander bly#Bly fett#boba fett#omega fett#omega star wars
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Presenting Alpha-17 being the cool dad older brother by telling stories and instructing the CC Batch (plus Rex and Baby Boba) on how to out-sass any Natborn they may encounter!

#i just think he deserves to be a soft big brother now and then#ive only had him for 15 minutes but he owns my entire heart now#might be out of character but i dont care#star wars#sw tcw#the clone wars#illustration#tcw fanart#star wars clones#commander fox#commander cody#commander wolffe#commander bly#captain rex#boba fett#alpha 17#a17#tcw alpha#command batch#cc batch#arc trooper
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PART FIVE
Fox, Hound with Grizzer, Old Wolffe with wrong number, Warex, Boil andNuma, Kix with plush Jesse, Aalya and Bly, Jango and Boba with Alphas
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#my art#fanart#star wars#clone wars#commander fox#sergeant hound#commander Wolffe#clone trooper boil#clone trooper waxer#numa#clone medic kix#clone trooper jesse#Aalya secura#Commander bly#jango fett#Boba fett#alpha 17#captain fordo
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Alpha-17 is returned to the past, at a point a few years before his creation, from soon after Order 66 and all that ensued
his first step, naturally, was to kill Jango Fett
from there, it was only logical for him to step into the man's life as a bounty hunter (he's got to eat somehow, and it's not like he doesn't more than live up to the Prime's reputation)
but then, despite refusing the bounty on Vosa, is still cornered by a very recognizable Sith and ominously offered the Kamino job
he cannot let himself hesitate to accept it
his first task is to recruit a group of 'trainers', ones he believes are loyal to him (or can be made so)(and, if not, that he can easily dispose of) and brings them all to Kamino, and bides his time
he waits until the first batches of his siblings are born, playing along about just long enough so that his supporters can watch and learn how to continue their operation without requiring the Kaminoan's involvement
and then he strikes, removing them from the picture, and immediately modifies the cloning contract on record:
the clones he's raising are all for the Jedi, and in the name of the one Jedi he actually trusts them to
so when Kenobi is lured to Kamino by the Sith's machinations several years later, it's only Alpha-17 waiting for him in the rain on that landing platform
and all he says in greeting is, "Kenobi, good, you finally made it. Here's the boys, we're killing the Sith, are you coming or do you need any more time to prepare"
and proceeds to not wait for the man's answer as he drags him along through the final preparations for their mass departure for Coruscant, dodging meaningfully addressing any of his questions by fobbing him off onto his curious and delighted younger siblings who only have vague ideas of Alpha-17's plans
when they arrive, he plays along with the Chancellor just long enough to get close so he can cut the head off that snake directly, along with several other key Imperial Senators and ambitious would-have-been military personnel
he immediately declares Kenobi the Emperor to a crowd of aghast politicians (and an equally shocked Kenobi)
Anakin, hearing this news, swiftly returns from the solo mission that the late Chancellor had dispatched him on, furious that his Master has taken over the political system without inviting him to help 💔
he's equally swiftly mollified when, upon his arrival, Alpha-17 intercepts his impending meltdown by immediately turning him back around to be dispatched on missions important to securing their new Empire
#star wars#the clone wars#revenge of the sith#attack of the clones#clones#kamino#time travel#order 66#alpha 17#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#jango fett#chancellor palpatine
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Jango: Seventeen... Alpha-17: Yes? Jango: ...Are you ok? Alpha-17, with a few teenaged clones climbing him and trying to wrestle him to the ground: Why do you ask?
#Jango Fett#Alpha-17#[ “No reason.” ]#Commander Fox#Commander Cody#Commander Wolffe#Captain Rex#[ The rowdy boys. ]
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If a Vode sees you being chased they will immediately drop what their doing and join the hunt change my mind
I saw a post earlier and I can't help but reference it. The Vode have all been trained since decanting to help their brothers and in essence, form one cohesive Pack to get things done quicker. They all know being assigned Politicians Duty is shit, so they both envy and pity the Corruscant Guard.
So imagine if you will. One day when you steal something on an upper level they get a holo pic of your face and you get an Arrest Warrant out out on you. It was all good fun teasing and running from the two Clones in Corrie red and white. It was exhilarating running from the law when it was just two. But then one in cleaner armor tripped and yelped. You were in a street market. There was only two last you looked, now there are three plainclothes clones chasing you as well. Smiling with their Teeth.
They are Howling and karking screaming and What the Kriff?! did that one just jump down from two levels up‽ What the kark-
You, panting, are dogpiled by more than a dozen snarling Vode, and you shit yourself from the adrenaline and fear your heart beating so fast it might explode. They wear four or more different armor colors or only their blacks.
I'm telling you idiots here in the drunk tank now. NEVER let them catch your scent if you are wanted. *Shudders in fear* the clones all Hunt in Packs. Hunting is in their blood.
The video is sent to all GAR comms only an hour after the hunt, and former shiny Hunter has earned his name.
#star wars#star wars the clone wars#clone troopers#clones#vode#vode an#coruscant guard#corrie guard#the 212th#obi wan kenobi#obi wan and the clones#obi wan and the 212th#jedi#jedi temple#quinlan vos#fox#commander cody#commander fox#clone trooper oc#the clone wars#sw tcw#sw tcw fanfic#mace windu#boba fett#alpha 17#mandalorians#star wars headcanons#star wars fandom#ashoka tano#mandalore
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Mandalorian Bounty Hunter Jango Fett & The Clones
Wanted to post this to show that during his origin story in the classic 2002 video game Star Wars Bounty Hunter, Jango Fett did indeed care about the Clones. Jango said he was "proud" of them; he even let this be known to his son Boba Fett.
(Unlike the in-universe narrative claiming Jango cared nothing about the Clones & the only Clone Jango ever cared about was Boba.)
In the following Cutscene Storyboards from Star Wars Bounty Hunter, Mandalorian Bounty Hunter (And Prime Clone Template) Jango Fett said his Clones were a damn fine Army, ready for battle. When Jango discussed this with Boba, Jango told him: "You shouldn't feel sorry for them. I don't. I feel…Proud."
And I❤️this from @fox-trot talking about Jango Fett & his concerns with the lives & treatment of the Clones….
Jango Fett consistently fought the Kaminoans over reconditioning/ decommissioning. In the early days he managed to convince the Kaminoans to change the expected standard, allowing for more leniency regarding deviations in physical appearance, speech patterns, behavior, temperament, etc. This saved many lives. He also regularly stepped in & rescued clones scheduled to be reconditioned for ‘aberrant’ behavior or mental health concerns. The Null ARCs & Delta Squad were saved from death because of his intervention. He also had a secret operation where he smuggled at-risk clones off of Kamino.




#jango fett#mandalorian bounty hunter#prime clone template#boba fett#alpha clone#star wars bounty hunter#clones#jango fetts legacies#cutscene storyboard#mandalorian culture#mandalorians#mandos#the cuy'val dar#kal skirata#walon vau#training sergeants#kamino#kaminoans#alpha-class arc troopers#null-class arc troopers#clone commandos#delta squad#omega squad#clone troopers#clone trooper phase-1 armor#phase-1 armored clone troopers#the book of boba fett#the mandalorian#@fox-trot
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ROUND ONE: MATCH-UP EIGHT

Remember, this is NOT about who would win in a fight. This is about who makes the best leader for Mandalore as a whole.
Explanation post
Seeding
Propaganda below the cut! You can submit more on this post and I will reblog it back to here!
ALPHA-17
@ihuntmonsters: He’s uhhh super badass and sexy and kicks ass and is really awesome and I’m in love with him Perfect propaganda yes. He shall lead Mandalore
Anon: He's pretty good with training children! He is very good at inspiring loyalty! He is very willing to go after sith lords with just his teeth if he has to!
Anon: Vote for Alpha he’s got Cody’s thighs, Fox’s tits and Wolffe’s ass. He’s also a DILF, if you consider the shebse squad/command batch headcanons. And who wouldn’t want a Mand'alor like that?
Anon: Alpha-17 would be a great mandolorian leader I mean look at those Pecs! What else do u need in a leader?
Anon: HERES WHY ALPHA-17 FOR THE WIN: HE WILL ASSASSINATE ALL OF THE OTHER POLITICAL FIGURES WHICH MEANS DEAD SKEVY SHEEVY PALPATINE AND WHO DOESNT WANT THAT?
Anon: What a guy. I love him so much. He's such an asshole. Alpha-17 was part of the second test batch of clones of Jango Fett, one of a group of 100, and as such he was trained directly by Jango Fett in the art of war; these early batches who had more contact with their Mandalorian trainers are commonly considered to have a stronger claim to 'Mandalorian-ness' because of this exposure and learning experience than clones from the later, larger batches
Anon: Propaganda for Alpha 17: tall
Anon: Alpha-17 should rule Mandalore because a good king doesn’t want the power of the throne and he does not want that at all. also he’s the funniest choice. might have the skills to not get killed by maul
JANGO FETT
Anon: Jango became Mand'alor (according to Legends) at the tender age of 15 immediately after the death of his adopted father Jaster Mereel. While another of Mereel's men (Montross) made a grab for the position Jango brought up the betrayal Montross had done to Mereel causing the older man's death. The other Haat Mando'ade fell in behind Jango as he had become Jaster's Legacy. He led the Haat Mando'ade for 8 years and seemed prosperous. - And then Galidraan happened, between poisoned information and tensions being high between the Jedi and Mandalorians it only took a spark for it all to be blown to hell.
Anon: Jango was trained to be Jaster's successor to the title of Mand'alor from the time he was adopted at about 8 years of age, following the death of his blood family - when Jaster was killed, Jango was chosen by their people to step into the role despite being a young teenager at the time, suggesting that he was already known to be a good leader, and one who had earned their loyalty and trust over even Jaster's formerly-trusted second-in-command - while his time in the position was short, he did seem to command great loyalty and respect from his followers, although his focus seemed to have been more on their faction's mercenary work than on serving as a ruler or even cultural figurehead for the people of Mandalore at large - regardless, Tor Vizsla saw him as enough of a threat to his own claim to the throne to seek his swift removal from the political field - even after having disappeared from the field of politics for years following the incident at Galidraan, many Mandalorians still answered his call to come and serve as trainers for the GAR, suggesting that they took his claim seriously as well
Anon: Jango Fett, while a man of many mistakes, inherited the role of Mando'alor from Jaster and tried to do the same as he did: honour their past, move forward and provide for their people - He took care of Montross and tried his best to protect the people who followed him, to make sure they had a future and didn't fall apart and get scattered to the winds again.
@lightsaberwieldingdalek: I mean. Jango’s got the best brand recognition? Absolutely everyone for centuries with recognise the Jango Fett look, and that army that Jango was kinda sort of responsible for did conquer at least half the galaxy, just…. Not in the name of mandalore
#Alpha 17#Alpha-17#Jango Fett#Jango#star wars#the clone wars#the mandalorian#mandalore#tumblr tournaments#tumblr brackets#sw events#tcw#sw tcw#star wars tcw#sw legends#star wars legends#sw rebels#polls#sw comics
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hello i am once again thinking about clones and the impossibly complicated feelings they (Cody) must have around Jango Fett. that's Prime. and most of it's going under a cut because there are a grand total of two people in this world who give a shit about any of this but my brain would not let me rest until it existed on the screen
that's the guy. the one so perfectly forged for war and your life purpose that they made a million just like him. he is literally everything you could ever want, hope, dream, aspire, strive, bleed bleed bleed to be.
he's not your dad because dads are something that people have, and you're not really a person. you were born from a tube alongside hundreds of the same face but sometimes you look up through the windows and you see your face reflected back, older. kinder? distant. too distant to matter.
he's not your dad and you aren't a person, but you could have been. you know you could have been because little Boba Fett is a person. he has a name, first and last. he has a dad. he looks just like you but he is better. worthier. loved.
firmly in headcanon territory here but maybe Prime isn't just a distant figure for you. maybe he's the first person who you told your name to. maybe he taught you how to throw a punch. maybe he beat you bloody and raw and you silently thanked him for it because every time you fell you rose more perfect, more whole, more like him. maybe there were moments when you thought that maybe you were a person because he looked at you with a kind of sadness that can only come when someone loses someone they love.
and yet.
one day Prime leaves. you go back to training, to molding your hand to the shape of a blaster's grip and your body to the shape of a GAR-issued cot. you fight and learn and bleed and salute and march and train and you are everything the Kaminoans promised and more. Prime might have forged himself in the heat of battle time and again, but you have improved on the old formula. you cannot surpass Prime (he is a person, and you are not) but you know your hands are faster and your heart beats stronger.
and then comes the red dust of a distant campaign. maybe you weren't there. maybe you were on the other side of the planet or stuck behind rain-blasted walls parsecs away. but whether or not you saw doesn't change the truth (you need to be a person to be a witness) that Prime chose the other side. you, for whom loyalty to the Republic comes before all else, learn that the man whose face you wear did not choose to stand beside you.
between one breath and the next that will never come, a Jedi with a sword straight from legends (from flash modules) separates Jango Fett's head from his shoulders and Prime dies. ignoble.
a week later you salute your Jedi. crisp. clean. perfect. loyalty in your blood and the thump of a thousand synchronous footsteps rattling your sternum.
what is the legend of Prime? what does it mean that you never say his name? at night, if you dream, do you dream of the buzz of plasma over your skin? or the impact of a blaster, unerringly aimed at your own weathered face?
#clone wars#jango fett#commander cody#i have a lot of feelings about clones#every time i read a fic where someone mentions prime offhandedly i need to scream into my pillow#not because the fic is wrong! but because there is so much weight in just that one little mention!#my own fics don't deal with it because there's just too much#so much#and it's just one fucked up piece of being a clone#one of so so many#anyway what must it have been like to be a clone on geonosis?#did any of them see it happen?#your not-father is dead at the hands of the people you were born to die for#what the fuck are you supposed to feel about that?#anyway shoutout to the fic writers who include jango fett or alpha-17 (who is his own bucket of worms) in their fics in any way#im so scared to even look at them sideways#okay this doesn't make any sense im going to shut up now
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Star wars Modern AU The Fett family (1999)

This is a huge reference for all the Fett whose lives in Usa. They're like 3% or maybe 5% the rest of the Fett are in New Zealand.
All the link with the drawings and more information right below:
Jaster´s children Jaster, Arla and Jango
Arla´s children Arla, Gregor, Keeli, Waxer an Boil
Jango´s children Jango, Alpha, Fordo, Fox, Wolffe, Cody, Rex, Bly, Boba and Omega.
Alpha´s children Alpha, Howzer, Trooper the dog and Jesse
Fordo´s children Fordo and Ponds
The cousins Hevy, Hardcase and Kix
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Plus:
The inspo for Cody´s name
Star Wars Modern AU Masterlist
#star wars#star wars modern au#Fett family#jaster mereel#jango fett#arla fett#Commander Cody#Cody Fett#Kote Fett#Captain Rex#Rex Fett#Alpha 17#Alpha Fett#Fordo tcw#Fordo Fett#Commander Fox#Commander Wolffe#Fox Fett#Wolffe Fett#Commander Bly#Bly Fett#Boba Fett#Omega Fett#Howzer tcw#omega star wars
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Clone Kinktober 2024
So I decided to set myself a challenge. I haven't wrote smut for a while and I thought this was the perfect opportunity. So I decided to write for our favourite copy and paste men. I tried to make it as random as possible, typing out a number of clones and kinks and then using an online tool to randomly assign one to each other. Some of them fit perfectly - others were more of a challenge.
The list is below and I will be linking them as soon as the story posts!
Gif Source
Kinktober 2024 List
Period Sex - Fives
Anal – Rebel!Rex
Rough Sex – Alpha 17
Submission - Gregor
Dirty Talk - Echo
Sensory Deprivation - Hunter
Domination - Howzer
Praise - Keeli
Power Play - Waxer
Toys - Neyo
Ice Play – Fox
Edging - Dogma
Outdoors – Wolffe
Overstimulation – Cody
Lingerie – Bly
Breeding - Kix
Sex Tape - Jesse
Group - 501st
Handcuffs - Rex
Armour Kink - Boba
Sex Pollen – Tup
ABO - Hound
Spanking - Hardcase
Wax Play - Thorn
Gentle Sex – Fireball
Title Kink - Mayday
Threesome - Wrecker & Cross
Masturbation - Tech
Exhibition - Boil
Oral - 212th
Jealousy - Jango
#clone wars#the clone wars#star wars#kinktober 2024#tcw#captain rex#commander cody#commander fox#commander wolffe#arc trooper fives#tcw fives#domino twins#alpha 17#clone trooper fives#jango fett#212th attack battalion#clone trooper boil#clone trooper waxer#clone trooper echo#echo#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#bad batch#tbb#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#tbb hunter#clone force 99#tbb wrecker#commander mayday
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Different Languages AU Part 1: Wait, Fuck, They Don't Speak Basic?
First things first motherfuckers, let’s get one thing straight: Basic as a language does exist in this AU! It’s just less common outside of the Core/Mid Rim. SO. What does that give us? Well, it gives us way more interesting conflict, for one thing, and for another, so many languages. Let’s get crackalackin!
In the Outer Rim, Huttese is largely The Language To Speak. If you don’t speak Huttese, you might as well just hurl yourself into the nearest bottomless pit now and save yourself the time and trouble. Even in the Core and Mid Rim, Huttese is a very common language just because of how useful it is if you ever find yourself in the Outer Rim. Most bounty hunters (i.e. Jango Fett, just for one completely random example) speak Huttese fluently, alongside their native languages. Naturally, then, this is a language Anakin is very familiar with. In fact, when he became a Jedi, it was the language he knew the best, and most people thought his speech was stilted in Basic because of this. He spoke Basic maybe once every month on Tatooine—can you blame him?
In the Mid Rim, each planet has their own language and conversations between diplomats are typically done as they are on Earth—via interpreters, to avoid any misunderstandings. Padmé, for instance, does speak Basic, but that is the language she would use in the Senate, not on Naboo. The same goes for Palpatine, but we’ll get to him in a minute, because he sucks and I want to not talk about him for as long as I feasibly can.
The Core means Basic, Basic, Basic, because of just the sheer number of people making it necessary. Coruscant is a weird case because of how communities develop there. Since it’s kind of like a gigantic version of a modern city (I’ll use NYC as an example because I know it the best), it’s broken up into enclaves. Cultures clump—it’s a thing. Some neighborhoods in NYC are predominantly Jewish, some are predominantly Italian, the list goes on. The same goes for Coruscant, although on a supersized scale. There’s some areas where non-Mandalorians need not apply, some where everyone is a Twi’lek or Togruta, some where everyone is a Mirialan, et cetera. Also, Coruscant dialects of certain languages are very much a thing.
Anyway. Let’s talk Kamino, because that’s why I started this to begin with!
Jango Fett is a Mandalorian. He’s also a bounty hunter. He’s from Concord Dawn and was a True Mandalorian. Therefore we can guess he probably at the bare minimum speaks two dialects of Mando’a (Concord Dawn, True Mandalorian) Huttese, and has at least passing Basic. He probably speaks more than that given how well-traveled he is, but those are the ones I can name for sure. So Jango Fett, who speaks Mando’a and Huttese and Basic, encounters Count Dooku. Count Dooku is from Serenno, but he was also a Jedi, so he probably speaks Serennese, Basic, Huttese, and a few more. He may even speak Mando’a, but his dialects wouldn’t be likely to overlap with Jango’s. Count Dooku tells Jango to go to Kamino and let them clone him in exchange for an exorbitant amount of money. Jango does, because Jango is a thinking human being and thinking human beings under capitalism do not turn down exorbitant amounts of money in exchange for what amounts to (at most) being a three or four-time sperm donor.
And on Kamino, our intrepid Mandalorian encounters something a bit weird. The Kaminoans, being that they are an extremely isolated species and thus have absolutely no reason to have developed humanoid vocal chords, have to rely on droid translators. Cool! This means Jango can speak to them exclusively in his native language (Concord Dawn Mando’a), and they can speka to him exclusively in theirs, and everyone’s largely happy. Jango negotiates the finer points of the contract, acquires an infant who he names Boba, and calls up some old friends (and acquaintances) to teach the clones to kick ass. He informs them they don’t have to worry about speaking Basic, so they don’t bother speaking Basic.
Thus, we have our setup. The Kaminoans have no reason to make the clones speak Basic because literally none of these outsiders are bothering to inform that oh yeah there’s this whole common language thing going on, and said outsiders have no reason whatsoever to tell them because it would ultimately just be an inconvenience. They’ve got a good thing going, and Jedi are required to speak more than one language anyway. The clones can definitely find at least one in common!
So the clones learn to speak Mando’a, understand Kaminoan, and speak and/or understand one extra elective language. Most pick something weird because they can—everyone around them speaks either Mando’a or Kaminoan so why would they bother with languages they don’t care about, like Basic? Unfortunately for the Kaminoans and the trainers in equal measure, they do also realize that in order to express themselves in private they need their own universal language, so they acquire one. They just call it clonespeak to keep things simple, and for most of them, that’s their native language. They feel most comfortable speaking in it because that’s the language they associate with safety and with their siblings/parents.
Thus: the predicament.
Obi-Wan arrives on Kamino. Obi-Wan is a Jedi. Obi-Wan speaks Basic.
Uh-oh. See, Jango is out of practice—the Kaminoans can’t make those noises. Boba’s language skills begin and end with Mando’a and some random bits of clonespeak right now—he’s kind of conversational with Huttese but every once in a while he just throws in a Mando’a word or an idiom in clonespeak and Jango has to take a minute to breathe lest he slam his head straight through the wall in frustration because he doesn’t understand clonespeak. And so much performing of charades, many awkward moments, and exactly one sentence in Basic later, Obi-Wan is heading back to Coruscant with several questions.
First: why the fuck did Sifo-Dyas order an army who didn’t speak Basic? No one knows. No one can find any records of this order, for one thing. No one knows who Tyrannus is, for another.
And second: what languages do the clones speak? Obviously, Mando’a is amongst them, but Jango’s extremely intensely staring son also spoke another, infinitely weird language and no one can find any record of it, and not even Jango seemed to understand him. Do they understand the Kaminoans’ clicking noises? Are they just mute? Is it constantly Shut The Fuck Up Friday up in there? What is going on?
The Council loses their collective minds. Shaak Ti is about ready to haul ass across the galaxy to collect these poor, lost young men—Plo Koon is right there with her. Yoda is—well, Yoda is swearing loudly in several dead languages right now. Mace Windu, ever the voice of reason, just has one thing to say: how about they meet the clones, first. Before they panic.
In the face of this intense, all-consuming, glorious sensibility, the Council collectively shuts the fuck up. They decide to let things run their course.
And then Geonosis. Quickly, Yoda collects several hundred clones, manages to communicate to one of them—who speaks a really weird, ancient, and fucked up dialect of Basic that could basically scan to Elizabethan English, and whose name is probably Kowalski—what he needs, and that one tells an older, larger and more intimidating one. Then that one yells a lot in a language Yoda has never heard before, and several hundred clones are suddenly hauling ass into gunships.
Enter one Anakin Skywalker and one Padmé Amidala, who are about to acquire some friends, none of whom understand a word they’re saying. They fuck some things up, get strapped to some poles to be devoured by Space Beasts of some sort, and then escape.
Battle of Geonosis happens. Mace Windu quickly discovers that the answer to the question what do the clones speak is effectively every language except Basic, and the answer is also supremely inconsistent. He is Suffering. He is Experiencing The Horrors. Obi-Wan is likewise fighting for his life because he speaks a fancy-ass dialect of Mando’a that the clones don’t understand. This is because they, like normal people, don’t talk like dignitaries on diplomatic missions.
Moving on! Obi-Wan gets assigned Alpha-17. Alpha-17 is a demon. Actually. He probably speaks Basic but refuses to out of spite. This is the biggest asshole to ever stomp his way into a Venator and terrify Anakin Skywalker into cowering submission. (He may even be why Anakin behaved like that as Vader. We will never know!) Like most clones, Alpha-17 speaks four languages. Clonespeak, Mando’a, Kaminoan, and Huttese. In that order. So he has no real trouble communicating with either Anakin or Obi-Wan.
What he does have, though, is a surplus of kids. Like it or not (he insists he doesn’t) they are his kids, and he wants them to have a shot at having a moderately tolerable existence. Enter everyone’s favorite group of six weirdos: Wolffe, Ponds, Fox, Bly, Cody, and Rex.
Wolffe is easy. He’s horrible with languages, and so gets sent to Plo Koon, who speaks through a translator anyway. Add Mando’a to the translator, and bang! Easy. Done. They understand each other perfectly.
Ponds is also easy. He, being sensible, learned Basic, so he goes to Mace Windu, who is equally sensible (and grateful for the easy transition).
Fox, who is a scheming little shit and also just so happens to speak Naboo, get sent to Coruscant. The Chancellor can’t get one over on him if Fox can understand every word he says, and most Senators have protocol droids with them for translation anyway.
Bly speaks Ryll, so she gets Aayla Secura. Again, easy.
Cody, on the other hand? Cody speaks the same languages as 17. Cody has a favorite younger brother who needs guidance. Cody, therefore, gets deposited with Obi-Wan, and Rex? Rex gets Anakin.
But the issue with Rex is he and Anakin have no language in common. Rex’s elective language was Togruti, and like the rest of his batch he also speaks Tusken sign. Because his batch are a bunch of assholes who wanted an extremely private way to talk.
So. Anakin and Rex start off the war with no way to communicate! None! Literally not one language in common!
And they do try to communicate—via charades, via text, et cetera—but they don’t really have access to translation software on a regular basis and thus things become complicated.
Things are made even more complicated by the fact that Rex, like Wolffe, is shit at language learning. Anakin, who isn’t, could try to learn clonespeak, and does! But when you can’t communicate with the person teaching you it is immensely slow going.
And thus, our premise is complete. How do you run a war with someone you can’t talk to?
Well, it depends. If you’re Anakin, you say, maybe I can figure a way around this.
If you’re Pong Krell?
I dunno man. Yell? Yeah, that sounds about right.
#hahaha#heeeeere's nonsense!#lee writes#different languages au#star wars#tcw#jango fett#obi-wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#alpha-17#commander cody#captain rex
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Another monday, another set of memes!!!
#including some of my headcanons#kal skirata#ordo skirata#jaing skirata#kom'rk skirata#null arcs#alpha arcs#alpha 17#anakin skywalker#boba fett#republic commando#repcomm#the clone wars#star wars#> ordocore
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#22 for the dialogue prompts!
I was delighted by this one, have some of Boba Adopts A Dad
22. “The children were eager to behold my blood”
Obi-Wan’s eyes darted about, taking in the lack of anyone in the hall. He knew that the Force said there was no reason to be concerned, that Wad’e and Kal were distracting any of the Kaminii so the eyayade could be the children they were instead of the products the Kaminii wanted them to be. And yet…
The lack of anyone was concerning. Somehow he was quickly understanding why the Cretch Masters were so worried when their charges slipped away. He owed so many apologies to Master Valesh…
Obi-Wan slowly walked down that hall towards one of the training rooms. He could feel Jango and some of the eyayade there, with no overt negative feelings. He still was apprehensive though. Why was it so quiet?
He opened the door and blinked. His mouth twitched. He had to swallow his first words.
“Did I come at a bad time?” he finally asked, fighting to keep his voice even.
Jango blinked at him like a tooka who just slipped from a ledge and was pretending that was the plan the whole time. He then glanced down at the chair he was in, the wire wrapped around him, and the squad surrounding him.
The CC’s shifted awkwardly, the one with auburn hair starting to open his mouth then closing it.
Alpha-17 on the side of the room raidiated smugness. And was standing next to a box of…toy weapons? Obi-Wan wasn’t sure where he even got them. Ah wait, there was Boba mouth covered by his hands sitting on the floor next to Alpha-17.
“The children were eager to behold my blood,” Jango finally answered, “I, ah, thought you had a meeting with your friend Quinlan?”
“His last mission took an unexpected turn and has been extended,” Obi-Wan waved off, eying the box. He didn’t want to bring up that Quinlan was in the midst of tracking the last known Sith from before they disappeared. At least not around the children. They may look about 10 (except for Alpha-17 who looked like a proper teenager), but they were still children.
Alpha-17 locked eyes with him and deliberately glanced down at the box.
Well. If the surly eldest brother was inviting him, who was Obi-Wan to turn them down?
Obi-Wan stepped into the room, craning his neck to see better into the box.
Jango caught on faster than the eyayade surrounding him.
“Now cyar’ika, let’s not be hasty he-”
Obi-Wan lifted the stuffed lightsaber using the Force as sent it over to smack Jango in the face and was delighted as it lit up with a soft blue light.
The children cheered.
#rinrinp42 answers#my writing#jangobi#jango fett#obi wan kenobi#boba adopts a dad au#boba fett#alpha 17#(they aren't named but it's cody and the other commanders)#writing prompt#prompt fill
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Jango: There has been a malfunction. We need one hundred of you to hold infant clones until the malfunction is fixed. Alpha-17, shocked: What have you done? Jango, confused: Wh-- Jango, flying out of the stampede via jetpack: What have I done...
#Jango Fett#Alpha 17#commander fox#commander cody#captain rex#[ Literally every clone is willing to do anything to hold those tubies. LET THEM HOLD THE BABIES! ]#commander wolffe
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time capsule alpha 17
okay so like we don't actually know what happened to Alpha-17 in the end, right?
it just says that 17 was critically injured by grievous and put on a medical transport to get treatment, and then not-dead ventress commandeered the ship and took off
so with critical injuries it's entirely possible that 17 was stuck into stasis or cryo until he could get help
and entirely probable that ventress got where she wanted and then fucked off, and the ship ended up stranded somewhere and forgotten
which means it is definitely possible that at some point after the fall of the empire, someone finds and patches up and revives 17, who has against all odds survived and is PISSED when he hears what the galaxy's been up to
and maybe kix has also been found much sooner and woken up and is living with a much more chill/brotherly boba on tatooine (go read Keeps Getting Harder to Find, it is glorious, don't be put off by the unfinished tag it ends at a good point)
and one day the doors of the throne room (are there doors? whatever) slam open and everyone on tatooine knows that daimyo fett fears neither sarlaac nor death but the sound he makes when a massive furious clone stomps into the room is maybe slightly possibly fear-adjacent
and kix doesn't even try to put up a front he just squeaks and ducks behind the throne
and alpha 17 surveys everyone in the room with a patented look of disgust and Judgement and bares his teeth in what might be considered a smile if you were concussed and goes
'my dear least favorite little older brother, what the FUCK is going on'
#alpha 17#boba fett#clone trooper kix#someone else should write that#tcw fanfiction#fic ideas#boba: i am a grown-ass man i don't have to take this#seventeen: The Fuck Did You Say To Me Cadet#boba having violent flashbacks to training with the alphas: nothing nevermind#surviving a sarlaac is one thing surviving alpha 17 is another#seventeen trying to find something to do/entertain himself with that isn't hunting hutts or terrorizing slavers and spice runners:#oh look at that#a clone trooper at their prime who never went through ARC training#guess my work isn't done yet :)#kix suddenly shuddering in the medbay like someone's walked over his grave with giant alpha-class plastoid boots
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