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[releasethepressureex]

Good Jobs

Good Boy…

[joes-stories]

Bizeps

Die Liste meiner Verehrer ist lang und mein Ruf eilt mir voraus.

Die Jungs lieben meinen massigen Daddy Körper, sie stehen auf meine Muskelmasse, auf meinen Bart, auf meine Nippel und vor allem auf das, was ich mit Ihnen anstelle. Allein meine männlich-körperliche Ultrapräsenz lässt die Kerle ausflippen. Da mein mächtiger, fetter Daddyschwanz sowieso immer erregt und hart ist, brauche ich mich nur aufs Bett zu legen und die Jungs dürfen mich mit ihrem engen Loch reiten. Ich liebe es, wenn sie sich an meiner Standfestigkeit abarbeiten, meine Titten und Nippel bearbeiten, meinen Körper liebkosen und mich mit ihrem trainierten Loch stöhnend bedienen. Spätestens wenn ich anfange, meine Bizeps zu präsentieren und meine Titten tanzen zu lassen, spritzen sie ihr reichliches Sperma in meine Brusthaare und lecken dann ihren eigenen Saft genüsslich von meinem Körper. Dann wird gewechselt und der nächste Kerl darf mich beglücken.

So reite ich einen nach dem anderen zu und sie meinen, mit ihren gestählten Körpern seien sie schon Männer, aber letztendlich wollen sie nur von einem erfahren Kerl mit riesigem Schwanz befriedigt werden.

[turnstechgodhead]

appearifier experiment gone wrong (no clickbait)

[dansformations]

"Influencing influencers"

Im Byron, im kinda popular on the media, wouldnt call myself an influencer but at least an small celebrity for certain people: gay guys. Im popular between gay guys.

Then there is this guy, Tod, he do Is an influencer, another gay guy pretty popular, and we have done some colaboration videos, thanks to this i got a bit of highlights recently, getting more followers, but just some days ago Tod posted something off, at least for his usual:

Fart jokes? Superhero referentes? Both together!? Really weird if you ask me to. The situation got weirder when a lot of popular guys from the "gymbro side" of the media started comenting, celebrating his video... And he wrote back, in the weirder way posible:

"@markobroskii: Sick Bro! Superman Is next

@Tody_yourguy: Aded to the list broski!"

Didnt tought too much about It until he post a video that made my jaw drop:

He wasnt just wearing clothes that didnt match his usual but he was in the lingerie zone playing with the undies, saying he was making the zone 'More enjoyable to the View"

That sell the deal. I send his a message and went to his place to check on him.

In the way to his place i saw his @ on media changing to @Tod_thebro.

Wtf!?

When arrived, i notice diferences since he open the door, he stank!

- Jesus! Tod, thats your smell!?

- Yeah, some bro scent, go ahead bro, take a sit - he said With a voice that sounded diferent, he was talking with this "Frat Bro" acent we used to laugh about.

His apartament was now a mess, full of empty - and not so empty - pizza boxes, empty beer cans, dirty clothes, and sticky looking socks... He offer me a beer from a brand i didnt knew, but i'm not really a drinker so maybe thats why. I took it just to be polite, took some sips... Wasnt that bad.

Tried to find the cleanest place and thats where i sat.

- Sup bro, what did you wanna talk about?

- Well... About this... - I said looking around -Whats happening? First that gross fart video - I saw him chuckle when i mentioned that - then that also gross video on the lingerie store and Now... Look at your apartament, what hapened?

- I woke up bro - thats his only answer.

- Huh?

- I realice that gay life wasnt right for me

- What the fuck you- he interupt me

- Going to the gym, no worries about skin care routine - he keep talking - no worries even about showers, not washing my butt every-time-i-have-a-date - he said that words sounding indeed really sick of it- or not washing my butt at all, no using it for please other guys, just using it for this:

After saying that he lifted a leg and rip a long, smelly and loud fart

PRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTFFFF the fart resonated for all the place, stinking everything, i had to cover my nose inmediatly, which make Tod laugh.

- Tod, theres no way to go straight, u have always been against that believe!

- Used to, but theres way, and you Will UAAARP agree soon

- What do you mean? - i said confused, and a bit of worried

- See, my awaking start when i had the first can of a beer from this weird brand a hot masc guy gave me, that same beer you are drinking now

Oh fuck.

- Oh n-OOUUUURRRRRP

- It's already starting, bro

- Theres no way, uh-PRRRRRRFFTTTFFFF

Tod was smiling with and almost evil smile, chugged a can of beer, belched and said: Cheers bro.

While here, I was burping non-stop, feeling my brain a bit foggy... Why I was worried about?

...

@ morningboy💕:

Oh!, Byron finally posted something, and it looks like a colab with Tod! Maybe he make him come back to his senses, all his 'turning straight' story really afect to the community.

Anyways lets see the video...

Ok, that outfit was a choice, Byron - I tough

Keep watching.

Oh... Oh no, is Byron having a fart contest with Todd!?

This feels wrong... Wait! Why his user just changed to @Byb-ronski...

[totalalphadom]

11.25.24

@domalphatop on telegram ONLY

WELL TRAINED = HAPPY

CAGED = CARED FOR

COLLARED = FREE

TRANSFORMATION = JOY

I know what you are.

No matter what others might think of you sub BE WHAT YOU ARE.

Animals like you understand this naturally you understand that you belong FULLY enslaved and totally encased in rubber transformed and rewired into a mindless gimp object just like this lowlife submissive worm squirming around up there 😈

doesn't it look beautiful on the floor in front of it's cage nameless faceless without one thought in its head besides serving serving serving like the squirming drone it is

skintight black rubber HOODED tightly sealed full body length zippered it is cock caged it is collared it is your dream of kneeling and grovelling and begging ME for MY attention because you know I'm great at rewiring you weak minded bitches 😈 breaking you down then building you back with care and training 💦

abandon fake personhood become an object be trained be happy

right this second you're looking at this grovelling gimp at the top of this post and your asking your pathetic self WHY cant that worm be me ----- IT CAN BE YOU gimp keep reading if you getting turned on 😈 ALPHA here that can transform you from whatever miserable thing you are now into a clitcaged remote controlled HAPPY PRODUCTIVE PET.

strict selfish cocky controlling 💯 ALPHA 6'5" 247 BULL size 15 boots in Los Angeles cybersubs only

read profile then if it needs cybertraining it can message @domalphatop on telegram ONLY

your halfway there stop stressing yourself pretending you can resist the hierarchy accept your place within and find peace you bootkicking shithead

can't you see that gimpsuited insect is living it's dream so wtf is holding you back doormat???

I know your back again using my feed to get you off 😂 stop scrolling fantasizing gooning start serving ME on your knees encased collared admitting what you are and finding peace in your fucking place 💦

you want it soooo bad cause you know I'm HAF I'm cocky AF I'm dominant and controlling AF and you can't hide what you are from me truth is you are hard as a rock right now reading this

😭 because you want to show me how much you embrace your own inferiority and its OK

read profile then if it needs cybertraining it can message @domalphatop on telegram ONLY

total 💯 keyholding ALPHA here ready to completely cybertrain rewire and degrade humiliate objectify totally submissive betas

If you are not thinking about how you can make your ALPHA’s day better you are not doing your job doormat and there are many other bootlickers that will… so either do what you are supposed to do or be replaced. It’s as simple as that.

there's an uncollared out of control fucking animal inside you begging for control sooooo let it out

read profile then if it needs cybertraining it can message @domalphatop on telegram ONLY

your so pathetic and you want cybertraining soooo fucking bad this sounds haf to you 😈 so 💦 cum 💦 get 💦 your collar gimp start your rewiring today

EMPTY MIND = HAPPY SUB

around me you can be the sub you are on the inside underneath all those layers you have put up to protect yourself from the world.

read profile then if it needs cybertraining it can message @domalphatop on telegram ONLY

every true submissive has the spark of submission that under a guide of a dom can be blown into a flame, where both dom and sub shine at their best

If what you need is animalistic reprogramming and being able to show you are a good and obedient bitch you can message

and there is nothing in this world, that can make anyone more free, than the freedom to be themselves, without judgment, only being accepted and encouraged to go deeper into freedom.

read profile then if it needs cybertraining it can message @domalphatop on telegram ONLY

@domalphatop on telegram ONLY

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

TG: ... TG: jesus christ TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back TG: so TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh TG: hand it over

@badlydrawn-alphadave

[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]

[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]

[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]

[sistertonin]

the alpha family ❤️

[karkart]

happy pride month @brogatory (please note cws and 17+)(older ones under cut bc i realized i never posted them LMAO

[brogatory]

Dear Mr Strider ,

Im very sorry to hear of your [nessasary] yet unfortunate death! And im sorry your struggling to adjust to the afterlife. Ive heard dream bubbles can be tricky, especially for the uninitiated.

If you happen to be taking questions, I have a few. Only if your up for them of course. I understand death is stressful.

I was wondering if you ever reached any aspects of the game while you were alive? The medium, your own potential powers? Or if you ever felt any special connection to time, like your Beta counterpart.

Speaking of which, have you ever met any other daves?

Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?

Anyway I apologize for speaking so long, curiosity tends to get the better of me!

Best wishes,

ChthonianConversationalist

Damn lemme try my best to answer these

[You should read the tags.]

Dear Mr Strider , Im very sorry to hear of your [nessasary] yet unfortunate death! And im sorry your struggling to adjust to the afterlife. Ive heard dream bubbles can be tricky, especially for the uninitiated. If you happen to be taking questions, I have a few. Only if your up for them of course. I understand death is stressful.

Oh god youre adorable

I dont know what dreambubbles are but thanks; death has been... okay so far. I actually really appreciate yalls questions; gives me somethin to fuckin do round here even if youre all nosy lil bird bastards

I was wondering if you ever reached any aspects of the game while you were alive? The medium, your own potential powers? Or if you ever felt any special connection to time, like your Beta counterpart. Speaking of which, have you ever met any other daves?

Ive never met another dave nah. Unfortunately (Lord knows id dote on the lil guy)

As for... powers... Idk much about the medium

I know mostly what Ro could tell me

Growing up I always knew the exact time, i guess; Down to the second, yknow? Pissed my foster families off something fierce; could never fuckin answer "What time is it?" or "How long?" without being a smartass about it. Literally could not help it.

And...

Well...

[You see him pause.]

I guess i can talk about it... It's hella long though

I used to be able to rewind time. Not very far. When i was little i could only go a few minutes

But i got better at it once i realized what i could do cause i started trying

I could go back a day by 18. Or two, if i tried hard enough (and was fine with bleeding for a while from wherever the universe decided i should bleed from)

But...

I lived to be 37

For a lot of those years i held a lot of bottled up shit close to my heart n that translated to using my powers irresponsibly for even the smallest shit

Theres a reason i think this is a punishment

I don't like talking about it

...

Anyway

Rose actually found me that way; me reversin time all the time gave her wicked headaches from all the way on the east coast, so she meandered her rich goth ass over to Texas

Unfortunately it didnt stop me from usin my powers; she just got used to it, cause bein close to me made it less painful for her

Coincidentally every time she got a vision Id go fuckin blind and it lessened when she was nearby (Actually straight up ruined my vision; My shades are prescription lenses put into the Stiller Frames)

Kinda like when you get up too fast yk

I also get feelings when things happen in other timelines that feel important; Think thats the role of "Guardian" in me plus the time shit; Like i felt that big ol green bastard start existing, felt the fuckin Green Sun start existing

But lemme tell you feelin The Scratch happen was wild cause it already happened to make my dumb ass exist

But it was currently happening and also has not happened yet right now

Makes my head hurt thinkin about it

Also, this may be presumptuous of me, but maybe try speaking to Beta!Dirk about my little pony? I remember it was something Alpha!Dirk enjoyed. Hopefully you could forge mild tolerance of eachother with this?

[=>]

[davekat-sucks]

considering it's widely accepted that dirk has a southern accent, it's only fair that roxy gets a new york accent. whydya have to be gay, doik. I am in full support of alpha dave and alpha rose leaving behind videos and materials for dirk and roxy to learn language and purposefully giving them an accent just to fuck with them

Hell yes.

[joes-stories]

Ein Anderer

Genau das passiert, wenn du völlig triebgesteuert und hirnamputiert einen glatzköpfigen, nubischen Gott aufreißt und sein monströser Schwanz drei Nummern zu groß und seine Geilheit und Ausdauer zwei Stunden zu lang für dich sind.

Danach wirst du nie wieder der selbe sein und und du wirst verzweifelt und glücklos nach einem Kerl suchen, der dich genauso unglaublich perfekt befriedigen kann …

[turnstechgodhead]

lil cal withdrawls

[gooboogy]

My music is now on Bandcamp!

To celebrate I've also released my silly little single Brorca (coming soon to streaming services near you!)

Here's another taste of some of my music as well for you, please check me out on Bandcamp or your local stream!

Tips is you're feeling generous (thank you everyone who has supported me so far!! ♥)

[russellinatussle]

That cockpit was SMOKING

NOOOOOOO

Bonus:

My exact reaction:

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

FUCKING. DIE.

[Damn.]

[You wake up from a nap and people want your guy dead. Well, fortunately for them you're nothing if not generous. Willing and able to please the people.]

[And you've got a friend who can help with that.]

[Careful what you wish for. :) ]

@sdd-mod

[xx-shotgunenema-xx]

this is my new homestuck centric sideblog, dm me for my age if you really must

my base account is @dr-goatman, so you may see likes from there

warnings: i just reblog anything i see and like. this may or may not include gore, angst, nsfw, or otherwise 'icky' topics [its fiction tho so get the stick outta ur ass, im not gonna argue with you more than likely]

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, JUST BLOCK AND MOVE ON FFS

now onto my about me B =o33

cody || cal

my pronouns are it/its

derse, prince of blood

im new-ish to the wider fandom!

my favs to think/talk/reblog stuff about are

- the striders, especially bro and dirk

- jade, shes just like me fr! [sleepy and autistic]

- the beta trolls

- kankri vantas [#me and my bitch wife kankri vantas is for him]

i LOVE music so much, i am listening to music a good majority of the time. i will get annoyed about out-of-character playlists, enough so that i will make my own

[no bro strider would not listen to lemon demon and cavetown, wtf r u on about???? i genuinely saw both of those in a playlist for him, why]

i make trollsonas, kidsonas and otherwise homestuck OCs, and i *might* post the art ive made for them. probably not tho

im kinda a dick, and very sarcastic, if you dont like that then heed this warning and dont interact

I HAVE NO DNI, HOWEVER I WILL BLOCK IF I DEEM IT NECESSARY