#allscissorsallpaper

[serendipitous-magic]

And For Once You Let Go, requested by @allscissorsallpaper

“Yes.” Will nods, more affirmatively, and suddenly there’s a new sort of feeling. It’s entirely different. Its...light. It’s relief. It’s thrilling. He wants more of it.

Look, it’s basically canon at this point that Will ends up in New York sometime during/after college. And this is New York in October, no less, with cafes and sketching and Will gets to meet a cute guy and have a healthy relationship. It’s what he deserves. 

[astromechdroid-r2d2]

Newtina and......a museum! Can be modern, or 1920s. Whichever you like. Does that count as an “AU setting”? It does to me!

(It count as an AU yes!!! :D)

English version

The guide was reciting his speech in a slow monotone voice, making the tour more and more boring by the minute.

“When I said I wanted to visit England and discover unusual places, that wasn’t what I had in mind…” Tina whispered both annoyed and amused, in Newt’s ear.

“The British Lawnmower Museumis one of the most unusual museum in the wold” he answered with a straight face but the sparkle of mischief in his eyes  couldn’t trick anyone and Tina vowed she will have her revenge.

French version (because it’s my mother tongue and I hope some people woud be able to read it ^^)

Le guide récitait ses explications d’une voix lente et monocorde, rendant la visite plus ennuyeuse de minute en minute.

“Lorsque j'ai dit que je voulais visiter l'Angleterre et découvrir tous ses endroits insolites, ce n'est pas vraiment ce que j'avais en tête…” murmura Tina dans l'oreille de Newt, mi-agacée, mi-amusée.

“Le Musée de la Tondeuse est l'un des musées les plus insolites au monde”, répondit-il avec un visage impassible mais la lueur de malice qui brillait dans ses yeux ne trompait personne et Tina se promit qu’elle aurait sa revanche.

Give me a pairing. Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.

[katiehavok]

TSoW fic recs? :)

::Cracks knuckles::

First of all, I’d recommend anything and everything by Tyellas on Ao3. I’m not sure if they have a Tumblr but if they did, I’d point you in it’s direction because I imagine it’s fabulous.

Silent Songs by TheGypsyQueen is great, and a little heartbreaking.

Aqua by Lafaiette is another wonderful post-movie story.

just how much by lentilchip is a good and different bit of fluffy smut, in a fandom full of fluffy smut.

And when your fairytale is through by werepirechick is a great post-movie Giles and Zelda friendship piece.

[ravens-and-writings]

My Tumblr Crushes for June:

porpentinie

deviousdiggy

dresupi

phoenixfaelicis

footprintsinthesandsworld

madelienepotter

the-wayward-jedi

katiehavok

allscissorsallpaper

[teacup-occamy]

Pass the happy along:) List 5 things that make you happy and send to 10 nice people! (feel free to ignore)

1. My cats2. Music3. Getting lost in a book or video game4. Disney World5. All you lovely people

[dresupi]

8. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime? and 18. what is your patronus?

8.  Probably CCR and the Beatles?  

18.  According to Pottermore, it’s a Dragonfly.  

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

One whole year of farm witches, friends! We are so happy to be able to contribute to the fandom we love and continue to add pages of fics to your Marked For Later lists (we can only assume yours look a lot like ours do these days).

The coven has decided to make some changes for this second year of reading and reccing. We’re going to to be switching our witch-based recommendations to a monthly list that will be published on the first Friday of the month. This will allow us to focus on giving you more of what you request, as well as occasionally offering other fun (and possibly informative) fandom-related content.

We are very thankful for each one of our followers who engage with us by sending asks, reblogging, liking posts, and commenting. We can’t do what we do without you!

In honor of our own first year, this rec list features fics that also include anniversaries. Grab a glass of your favorite celebratory beverage and leave the creators some love!

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1, 2, 3, 4, tell me that you love me more (sloganeer) This sweet series explores David and Patrick’s anniversaries through traditional gifts. 

Anniversary Cake ( @doublel27) We love the “so married” tag on this delicious fic that says it like it is.

Better Than Anything Else That I’ve Tried (houdini74/@mostlyinthemorning) They’ve been together for one whole month and Patrick wants to celebrate. The trolling is just a bonus.

Bumpkin, framed (@bibliosexual) David and Patrick celebrate a year together after kinda-sorta meeting because of Bumpkin.

Deliver my heart (@5ambreakdown​)  How will David survive Patrick’s absence on their anniversary? With a little help from their friends. 

I love it when you give me things (odofidi) It’s David’s birthday and he just wants a birthday. No anniversary involved. 

I see us in black and white (@blackandwhiteandrose) Patrick leaves an entry in David’s journal for their first anniversary.

It requires a dedication (returntosaturn/@allscissorsallpaper) David plans an anniversary celebration for his in-laws, Stevie’s got a girlfriend, and love is all around.

Lead to where I can’t stop (@yourbuttervoicedbeau) Patrick knows the correct way to acknowledge anything important is with food. 

October 3 (@blackandwhiteandrose) One month into married life, David has a kind of monthiversary moment of his own.

Roommates For Life (@tailor1971) For their 50th wedding anniversary, David and Patrick gather their extended family together and renew their wedding vows. 

Serendipity (@rmd-writes) We love a sweet coincidence almost as much as we love these sentimental boys swapping anniversary gifts.

Some Days are Diamonds (@likerealpeopledo-on-ao3) Mind the tags on this super-duper soft hurt/comfort (heavy on the comfort) fic dealing with chronic pain. David and Patrick navigate this new world together, recreating their honeymoon and finding renewed strength in unlikely places.

Sometimes, Home Is a Person (houdini74/@mostlyinthemorning) It’s been five years since David and Patrick stayed behind. This fic is a celebration of David and Patrick’s life in Schitt’s Creek and it culminates with Patrick giving David the perfect five year anniversary gift. 

Tempting Fate (hudders-and-hiddles/@wild-aloof-rebel) The first three monthiversary gifts.

This creaking in my bones isn't pain, it's applause (fairmanor) On their tenth anniversary, Patrick checks in on his promise to make David happy in Schitt’s Creek.

This Must Be The Place (@likerealpeopledo-on-ao3) Patrick and David celebrate the first year of their partnership in all kinds of ways—culminating in a surprise party that reveals even more of themselves to each other. 

This Will Be Our Year: A Second Epistolary Peek (MeadowHarvest) This epistolary fic is full of laughs and looks into all our faves lives, as well as a Brewer anniversary!

What’s kicking inside of you (@missgeevious)Trolling is our favorite love language and Patrick has a sexy surprise for David on their fourth anniversary. 

You know me so well (@lisamc-21) To celebrate five years of married life, David and Patrick take a trip to Seattle for sightseeing and some sexytimes.

[definitelyoneoftheguys]

Newtina Pride and Prejudice AU for @allscissorsallpaper

In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

[seeknot2alterme]

@allscissorsallpaper and i got Paramore tickets!!!

[a-l-ias]

Rules: Complete the fifteen questions and tag ten (or however many) others who you follow but you want to get to know more!

I was tagged by @athingofvikings.Thank you so much!!!

Name: Atticus Age: Sadly not something I’m willing to reveal, but it’s on the young side Country: The US now, but I was born in Marseille Favourite colour: Blue When you made this blog: 2017, I think... Follower count: 42 Choose a superhero power: Absolutely, positively, controlling water Favourite drink: Coffee, it sustains me A song you love right now: Left Hand Free, by Alt-J Dream career: Detective, maybe, if my childhood dream still stands, but perhaps a screenwriter is more accurate now Dream vacation: Thailand Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw Favourite character/characters of the week: Man, Annabeth Chase is always up there and so is Astrid Hofferson, but I’ve been listening to the 39 Clues audiobooks again and Amy Cahill has retaken her spot in my heart How you like to keep your hair: Bun or ponytail  Christmas or Halloween: HALLOWEEEEEEN!

I will tag: @aceofstars16, @alejandrathemexican, @hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon, @kingofthewilderwest, @chiefhiccstrid, and @allscissorsallpaper

[njckle]

@shannsleeve tagged me for the home screen, lock screen, and last song listened to. I’ll tag @annjushkasophia, @laciefuyu, @book-lover-dragon, @allscissorsallpaper, and @nifflersgelt.

[annjushkasophia]

Last sentence tag

I was tagged by @ravens-and-writings and @footprintsinthesandsworld to share the last sentence of my WIP. Since I don’t currently have one (not really), have the very last sentence of the final chapter of Crimson Petals, the story I’m currently posting.

“They fall asleep together, hearts beating as one as they cling to each other, vowing to never let go.”

I’m tagging @kemara24 @katiehavok @deviousdiggy @quillandsaber @book-lover-dragon @epochapocrypha @allscissorsallpaper and everybody else who’d like to share! <3

[katiehavok]

Oh hey, look--Saturday Smut is back! For now, anyway. ;)

For this week’s offering, we’ve got something inspired by @allscissorsallpaper‘s story “Have We Met Before?” which, as is usually the case, inspired me to write the scene I’m presenting today. All thanks to her for letting me play in her sandbox.

So here, have some adorably awkward Newt, wonderfully virginal but brave Tina, and enough warm, cozy fluff to see you straight through to summertime.

Enjoy and remember that feedback is love. <3

[astromechdroid-r2d2]

Ten favorite women from 10 different fandoms

Rules: Write your ten favourite female characters from ten different fandoms and tag ten different people.

I’ve been tagged by @book-lover-dragon

Wonder Woman (DC Comics)

Leia Organa (Star Wars)

Furiosa (Mad Max)

Jessica Jones (Marvel Netflix)

Martha Jones (Doctor Who)

Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)

Anna Milton (Supernatural)

Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Esmeralda (Disney)

Kala Dandekar-Rasal (Sense8)

I tag @shannsleeve @carnivorouskiwi @ravens-and-writings @stupidlittlenemo @teacup-occamy @thehurriedhawk @sleepingreader @totally-sherwholocked @nifflersgelt @allscissorsallpaper @believe-in-the-jabberwocky

[teacup-occamy]

Tina, candle? (or candlelight?) :)

Tina had not expected the most difficult part of her first few weeks in MACUSA’s auror department to be making friends with the candlestick on her desk, but then again, the universe enjoys curve-balls.  And she would get the sassy sconce.

After the first week, she’d managed to get it to stop dimming the lights on her.

A few days and several burns later, she was able to change out the candles when they got too low.

By the end of the month the two had come to an agreement of sorts: the candlestick would behave and at night before she left, she’d sprinkle different powders over the flame and let the contraption blow multi-colored sparks.

Now if only she could get it to stop trying to set the paper mice’s tails on fire...

[ravens-and-writings]

Ten Fandoms, Ten Women

Rules: Write your ten favourite female characters from ten different fandoms and tag ten different people.

I’ve been tagged by @annjushkasophia and @astromechdroid-r2d2

Tina Goldstein (Fantastic Beasts)

Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice)

Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Amy Farrah Fowler (The Big Bang Theory)

Daenerys Targaryen (A Song of Ice and Fire/GoT)

Claire Fraser (Outlander)

Charlotte Ritter (Babylon Berlin)

Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Eowyn (LotR)

I tag... @katiehavok, @kemara24, @footprintsinthesandsworld, @quillandsaber, @allscissorsallpaper... and I think that’s it for today.