#allo allo quotes

[laismoura-art]

Vaggie & Charlie: *Are being a cute couple (as always)*

Alastor: Gross.

Vaggie: Hey! That was homophobic!

Charlie: Not cool at all, Al :(

Alastor: Oh, dear, my sincerest apologies! I sounded it wrong.

Alastor:

Alastor: Better?

Vaggie:

Charlie:

Vaggie: yeah, I guess??

Charlie: It is, actually...

[rosetyler42]

Since it's Ace week, I'll share this old gem:

Someone flirting with Audrey: I can change you.

Alice: And I can change your organs! >:3

Bonus:

Someone flirting with Audrey: I can fix you.

Bendy: And I can BREAK you! >:D

Source: Me.

Just...Protective Allo Toon Cousins. XD

@black-ak9 @howling-nightmare @sammy-lawrence-my-beloved @wingingfromthezing

[middleearthmistress]

Eowyn: I will sing as I have never sung before.

Eomer: What, in tune?

[joejoeba]

care to share more on how you understand narancia and mista now? i’ve been here throughout you trying to understand them and i love to hear your thoughts

Not them necessarily but the dynamic that I created in my brain that intrigued me so

So my initial dynamic was; they're close in a diff way than just bros. Narancia is aro-ace and Mista is anything but. Somehow their relationship makes sense even though they're like opposites. But how??.

Me now? Shit dude labels do not fuckin matter. Romantic? Platonic? Family and found family and friends?? None a that shit matters any more than exactly what you want it to.

What I've been into lately is, if you love someone, thassit. No explanation needed because some things aren't for words. I am a believer in Mista and Narancia having a sort of bond that doesnt have a title because its unique; Narancia puts the most emphasis on friendship so Mista is a Best Friend, Mista puts an emphasis on romance and family so Narancia is a Beloved Found Family Member (non-familial, found family ain't the same as biological family). Its wildly different understandings of each other but the thing is they love each other just as much so it doesn't matter. Who give a shit? The Popo? Society? Neither of them adhere to any rules but Brummo's and their own so they just do whatever and get an understanding. And no one needs to know what's up, not even them, because how could you summarise human emotion anyway? Live and vibe and love each other the best you can.

[magpieddd]

Oggi probabilmente avrò un computer non vedo l'ora di attaccarci sopra tutti gli sticker che ho in cassetto 🫶 wish i bought a clear case per in mio tablet back in the day così avrei potuto metterli anche lì ma vabbè si fanno errori

[omni-scient-pan-da]

"I need some way to prove that this was real, a memory is not enough, I'm scared that I'll forget how it feels to be young and in love"

- Cody Fry, Photograph

[crowskullls]

wish we had a specific system tag for when other headmates post. hm

[sneakyfox55]

so since Valentines is tomorrow i just!! wanted to go ahead and say my part to also, celebrate Aromantic Awareness Week too by mentioning that we never talk about how romance, at its core, is a friendship more than anything! you can have your sex and sensual intimacy and kissing but, the thing is, it all goes back to people just. genuinely craving companionship. hddklsjdslk maybe it's just me being Demi personally but i think, to water romance down (as a lot of most media does) to just the sexual tension, or kissing, or flirting is doing us all a disservice. that stuff is all well and good! but to me romance has always been more than that.

it's about getting to know your partner better than you know yourself. it's about wanting to spend the rest of your life with them, and share in the highs and lows of what it may bring. it's a bond you have that is no less stronger than a friendship and, again, a friendship--that is practiced through a different lens--is a great way to describe it i think at its root. everything else is just a reflection of that.

above all else, romance begins with having a best friend.

and i think that's a very beautiful thing!

[yandereloveraw]

Allo, mid shapeshift into Monty Gator: Touch Y/N again, and we're gon' fuck you up! 💢

🔪 Crazy Possessive - Kaci Battaglia

[god-mouths]

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[sincurse]

Contrasting c/c with v/b is interesting, since Redd handles Chris with finesse. And. B handles V like. Um. A drunk juggler with several oiled bowling pins.

[serpentineshine]

My drawing file was not recoverable…

[arolesbianism]

Sigh. It begins (being forced to see the worst aro hcs I've ever seen in my life because ppl have a talent for finding the absolute worst characters to be their token aro hc)

[middleearthmistress]

Pippin about Denethor: Do you think he's got a screw loose?

Gandalf: In my opinion, a whole Meccano set is falling apart in there!

[timmie-p]

“How are you so sure that what you're feeling is love but what I feel isn't? Perhaps it's just different sides of the same thing?” […] And how do you know that yours is the correct one?"

why is this from.fucking. ao3 zombie au porn fic it is so. i cannot explain it is so . you know you know .. the fucking.

grhmgh

yk

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[jadeacereigen]

Why I see Reigen as asexual

This is a very self-indulgent post, but it's his birthday today and I wanted to compile all the things about Reigen that make me see him as a fellow ace.

Please don't take this list too seriously! None of these are This Is Canon signs and some of them are just jokes. Also, it's pretty hard to find evidence of asexuality barring a character explicitly saying "hey i never feel sexual attraction" so bear with ne here.

1. That Scene With Dimple

Yeah, we all know the scene.

"But does love always have to come with sexual desires?" -Reigen Arataka

This is what almost asexual person asks at some point. It's just such an asexual quote. Society often conflates the two things as inherently hand-in-hand, but that's not true for everyone!

2. He never shows attraction to anyone

Now of course, the story is not primarily focused on him, and he's usually with Mob so he probably wouldn't be flirting in front of him. But there aren't even MOMENTS of him showing a smidge of attraction to other people, even when we see his life without Mob's presence. It really stands out in comparison to other goofy mentor figures in manga/anime who are commonly portrayed as hopeless flirts.

3. He's never been in a relationship before

When asked about his past romantic experiences in the official fanbook, he pretends he's had plenty of passionate romances and then describes a scene from Titanic before saying "Marriage is one of the countless types of lifestyles you can choose. It's best if everyone does whatever they want." So basically, despite being 29 years old at the time of the fanbook, he has had no significant romantic experiences and doesn't see himself getting married. (Even if he might be interested, as I'll explain in the next point.)

This is not exclusive to asexuality of course but it's a very common sentiment for ace people imo

4. He doesn't think he can be in a relationship

In Confession Arc, he has no idea how to ask someone out and has to cheat while giving advice to Mob. He also tells Serizawa afterward that if anyone saw him for who he really was, they'd turn him down right away.

But then, at least in the manga, he says that he hopes he can be in a relationship where he and his partner "can exist without distorting each other". So I think he does want to be in a relationship, he's just way too insecure about himself for many, many reasons.

I like to think one of these reasons is because he is asexual. It's a struggle for allo aces to find someone whose sexual preferences are compatible with ours, and yet it remains important to maintain our boundaries (aka not distort ourselves).

5. His anime outfit has ace flag colors

I mean. Gray, white, pink purple...

6. His reaction to a porn virus

Look at the face of this poor asexual man who spent an entire night trying and failing to get rid of a porn virus...

7. He is asexual

He is just asexual hope this helps (: